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Brad Pitt: Mayor Of New Orleans?

Brad Pitt: Mayor Of New Orleans?

Several citizens have banded together to get Brad Pitt elected mayor of New Orleans since the actor’s Make It Right foundation has provided green and affordable housing for displaced residents in the wake of Hurricane Katrina.

Brad was asked if he would serve as Mayor of New Orleans and jokingly told the Today Show on Thursday morning, “Yeah, yeah. I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform.”

When pressed some more about running, he said tersely, “I don’t have a chance. It’s not what I do best.”

WOULD YOU VOTE for Brad Pitt as Mayor of NOLA?


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  • Ang

    How comforting to know that certain things here never change. A ton of JP fans and then 2 or 3 namechanging trolls. It’s nice to know one can go on JJ and have at least some consistency in ones life. Also it comforting, I still wish the trolls would slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.

    A standing ovation for PT for achieving the ultimate goal of a JP fan by getting your own thread on a troll site. View can claim that award.

  • History lesson

    @manLESSton, I likely:
    —————————————————————–
    Oh yeah that’s as reliable as the bible. Not..
    You are the one that runs tearing out your hair if someone quotes a source you don’t approve of and you call this reliable…..Pot meet kettle

  • Nay

    Yuck! Who wants a scab as a mayor!

  • elizabeth

    thanks JJ for new thread. Let’s support the JP, his movie is coming up. I believe what ever the outcome of it he will always donate part of the income of IB. I will see the movie as soon I get off work. I know a lot of us are experiencing short due to recession but we can always pitch in. Other celebrity are making a big bucks I hope they donate NOLA.

  • hmmmm

    mariam @ 08/13/2009 at 9:36 pm

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EigshbFk7-g

    love this video from 0:17to0:28

    credit : berg123 @ jjb
    +++++++++
    Brad and Angie cant keep their hands off each other. HOT.

  • irma

    @an oldie: I am sorry but I really didn’t like DK dress, too revealing.

  • an oldie

    # 180
    Passing Through @ 08/13/2009 at 10:32 pm
    Peeps never makes one single comment on any tension between and in fact declares them happy as a troll rolling around in a vat of feces from an X colon cleanse.
    ======================

    LOL, PT, no wonder the trolls and tab interns hate you.

  • irma

    @wth: dream on, it will never happen. They will grow old together & have g-kids together, They are for a long haul.God bless the Jolie-Pitt family.

  • irma

    Goodnight to all. God bless.

  • Passing Through

    # 173 an oldie @ 08/13/2009 at 10:08 pm
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    Do they have a thread about their obsession with PT? That would be even funnier.
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    +++++++++++++++
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    LOL, Oldie. They’re probably over their burning an effigy of me for continually telling that fake pregnancy kit b-day “gift” story. You know they’re hopping mad about that one…
    .
    BTW – I think it was Orchid who left me a message on the last thread asking me if that story was true. I can’t remember if I ever answered her or not, but this is what happened – I have an e-mail buddy who has a friend who’s a writer (tv shows) and knew someone on the Friends set. My e-mail buddy used to get all kinds of dirt on the cast, but most of it I didn’t pay attention to because I was in mourning for Brad and boycotting X when possible. The thing is – my entire e-mail group watched Friends, so they were constantly talking about it. I’d occasionally throw in some snarky comments about what a slag btich X is…which was usually met with deaf ears, but who got the last laugh on that on score, huh? Anyslagbitch – I did get a few juicy tidbits back then that were worth remembering for later use. Had I known over the course of the Friends run that I would be able to use all that info later to defend Angie…believe me, I would have paid closer attention, took notes and saved the e-mails, too!
    .
    Okay…so here’s the story…in a nutshell – It’s Dec 2003 – the party wasn’t on his b-day, but like the following weekend. X, being the elitist btich that she is, invited her castmates to the party. One of the blabbed. My friend’s money was on David Schwimmer or Lisa Kudrow, neither of whom held/hold X in that fond esteem. Now remember – I was only paying half attention to this slew of messages going back and forth and I ended up screwing the story up slightly the first time I told it on here back in 2006. The story I told that was slightly wrong was that X faked a pregnancy. She told him at his 40th, yes, the bid dreaded 4-0, b-day party that she was preggers. He was opening gifts from their assembled friends when she told him – some were the typical 40 gag gifts, so maybe that was X’s intent…but that shite was just W-R-O-N-G. The oohs and aahs and congratulatory screams from friends ensued, Brad was dumbstruck, but then seemed happy about it. You know X thinks she’s funny, right? Well, as the noise quiets down X then says something smart-assed like, “Just kidding!” People gasped, gawked at her insensitivity, Brad was embarrassed, people were embarrassed FOR Brad and mad at X because – well, you know she can’t keep anything to herself so their friends knew that starting a family was a sore subject between them – because she embarrassed Brad in front of them. Remember – this is mid-Dec 2003…not 2 weeks later he walks on to the M&MS set and there stands Angie, a vision in white, wearing a scimpy top with her midriff showing, hair looking like she’d just climbed out of bed. Every man’s wet dream…and the first day he has to pretend to make love to her. Yeah…X is a real class act.
    .
    Sooooo…wrapping this story up…I told that story on here one night and Dragonfly (who still comes by here occasionally) said she’d heard the same story. Then someone else who had heard it told me I’d gotten part of it wrong. That X didn’t fake a pregnancy…she gave him a fake positive pregnancy test strip! This is the woman Brad said is a “sweetheart.” I said at the time of that interview that I thought he was being secretly sarcastic and I stand by it.
    .
    Now…just for the trolls, haters and hens…I KEPT THE POST FROM THE PERSON WHO CORRECTED MY ONE LITTLE ERROR in that story…and because I know the trolls will now accuse me of faking this post…here’s the link to the original thread…
    .
    http://justjared.buzznet.com/2006/07/30/angelina-takes-shiloh-for-a-ride-in-her-range-rover/comment-page-20/#comments
    .

    This first message is Dragonfly responding to a post I left for her about my source and my source’s source, LOL! BTW, if anyone wants to read the full discussion, you’ll have to scroll back to around post #200 or so. I don’t know the exact number because I was too lazy to do that much digging when I know the tab skankazoids are taking notes. This shite’ll probably be in next week’s OuttaTouch or Star with me listed as “a Pitt family insider”…
    .
    Hey, Passing Through, that’s what the person I heard it from said, too. She knows someone who worked on the set of Will & Grace, and that’s where it came from, that it was scuttlebutt going around among cast & crew. IF “just know” is correct about this story, then I could easily see how it could morph into a faked pregnancy story.As juicy as that tidbit is, I really hope it isn’t true, just because it is so mean, and certianly not a thing you do to your spouse whom you know really wants children.I have always wondered what Brad’s reaction was to Angie’s pregnancy? How did she tell him, I ponder? It makes me all tingly all over to think how ecstatic he must have been. Ah, romance!
    # 504 dragonfly @ 07/31/2006 at 4:07 pm
    .
    .
    Now the “Just Know” chimes in to correct us about it being a fake test and not a faked pregnancy…
    .
    # 307 | dragonfly It wasn’t a fake pregnancy like you think.Apparently for Brad’s birthday she gave him a positive pregnancy test, waited until he’d unwrapped it…saw what it was and burst out in excitement before she told hime “just kidding” Brad didn’t think that was funny and he was more than a bit upset about it.
    just know @ 07/31/2006 at 3:29 pm
    .
    It happened in 2003 and yes he went right into MAMS feeling very confused and let down (IMO). I think that it was as low as anyone can sink, to play such an awful trick…and it is true, there were several people around when she played her embarassing stunt!
    # 527 | just know | July 31, 2006 05:11 PM

  • T.M.DELAFONDA

    The thing that amazes me is that while Brad and Angelina are LIVING their lives there are people stuck on stupid trying to bring them down-VIA THE INTERNET. Come on now, what does this accomplish? What are you trying to do, type them to death? IMO this is juvenile. It’s like writing a note in class telling so-and-so to tell such-n-such you don’t like her/him. ADULTS, GROW UP! OK, they are not your cup of tea, then, why are you still drinking? If you actually knew them-IN PERSON- and did not like them, you wouldn’t have any dealings with them or you’d discuss them with people with the SAME OPINION as yours, NOT people who actually like them. Don’t you realize how insane that is? OR….. Maybe you feel safe in your anonymity- LIKE PUNKS usually are-and type with abandon because no one can SEE YOU. Whatever the issue or reason- MAN UP, ALREADY. It’s been like 50 years (exaggeration) since the divorce and you CAN’T be mad over decisions they have made in and for THEIR lives. This is a thread for FANS not people who are unjustly angry. LIVE YOUR LIFE not Brad’s, Angie’s or X’s!

  • wth

    may @ 08/13/2009 at 10:19 pm

    He didn’t say it won’t last because he is leaving, he was talking about death. Don’t stretch the truth.

    Besides, it won’t be him that will be doing the leaving if they split. I think Angie will get sick of the drinking, the foot-in-mouth comments and his inability to demonstrate his feelings toward her. She needs more than he can give. WAKE UP ANGIE!! COOLER FISH IN THE SEA. Plus, the alcohol is starting to wank out his face.

    Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/08/13/brad-pitt-mayor-of-new-orleans/comment-page-8/#comments#ixzz0O7sXziOT
    *
    Hi!! do you usually post here or do you have some other Angie site to post at? I’ve been looking for a site to post without having to read so much about Brad Pitt but so far every Angie site is basically Brangelina central.

  • guli

    PT—– OMG this is too funny…dunno what to do at this moment…say thanks for a job well done and congrats OR request you to go over there and really cyber-bitch-slap them once and for all LOL ….obviously lady you’re doing something right….please keep it up…. Heck all my detailed plans of getting rid of them overseas failed for years . Soooooo, we are counting on you lady ((clapping))

  • Passing Through

    # 174 just the facts @ 08/13/2009 at 10:09 pm
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    @Passing Through:
    .
    Just like some fans saying Angie will be in Wanted2. Nothing is definite yet, the director and studio want her desperately but she has not agreed to do it. Universal has had nothing but flops, will pay her a ton to do it, but who knows if she will.
    .
    Just pure speculation.
    .
    ++++++++++++++++++
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    The reason people are saying Angie is doing Wanted 2 is because her stunt double gave an interview to her hometown newspaper (in Liverpool). She talked about her life, her hubby and kid, her restaurant and then said she was rehabbing the ACL she tore shooting that truck-top-hopping scene we saw her setting up for Salt. She said she had another 6 months of rehab, but that she was scheduled to be in in LA as Angie’s stunt double again starting in Dec 2009. So it sounds like Angie is doing a movie at the end of the year, but whether or not it’s Wanted 2 isn’t known yet. Or Angie could change her mind and decide not to work after all. We all just have to wait and see how it shakes out. I do remember that Bekmambetov said Wanted 2 would film in LA, Russia and India because I cringed and thought about the last time they were in India…with Mickey…who’s NOT writing a book…

  • lylian

    BRINGING FROM THE OLD THREAD.

    Where’s my child a zillionxs @ 08/13/2009 at 3:09 pm
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    @lylian:
    I heard the organizers nominated Brad and Angelina for rating only. The where is my child line was the most stupid movie nominated at the Oscars.
    .
    >>>>>>>>>>
    .
    YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
    .
    IDIOT!! Yes, you definitely deserve that name!!
    .
    There are 6,000 members of AMPAS divided into roughly 15 categories. THOUSANDS OF Actors and Actresses nominate the persons they believe should be up for the best actor/actress etc. awards. It takes days to tabulate the votes dues to preferential voting and the counting is done by Price Waterhouse one of the BIG 4 Accounting Firms.
    .
    http://popwatch.ew.com/2008/01/09/academy-awards/
    .
    So, organizers can’t stuff the voting boxes like the petty dictators did in Iran and no doubt will try to do in Burma and get Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in the oscars together.

    Want more Proof that the Organisers didn’t and couldn’t stuff the votes?
    .
    Because if they could, they would have tried to get Filerface nominated for something, anything, just to get the ratings to go up.
    .
    So, the Organisers did what they could control: invite filerface to present because Brad and Angelina were both nominated. Other A list actors such as George Clooney, Charlize Theron etc, CHOOSE NOT TO ACCEPT because they don’t want that sort of publicity. But not the FAME HO that IS our home girl FF. She had to go, looking like she had sprayed on the bronzer up to her hairline adjustment.
    .
    http://www.imageandstylenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jennifer-aniston-oscars-makeup.png
    .
    As for CHANGELING, the MOVIE didn’t get nominated in the best movie category but ANGELINA JOLIE was nominated in the BEST ACTRESS for her performance in the movie.
    .
    YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • reiko

    PT — the story about X and the fake pregnancy test is shocking! I don’t know how or why Brad put up with that for so long. Thank goodness he finally got out and now he has everything he ever wanted with Angie.

  • Passing Through

    # 181 briseis @ 08/13/2009 at 10:36 pm
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    PT: wow, an entire thread dedicated to you? You have reached an “iconicness” of sorts. And you have the fugly one to thank ….
    .
    +++++++++++++
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    LOL. I don’t think there is one. Oldie was joking…but…I’m not going over there to check. If they’ve got a thread dedicated to me then they’ve surpassed jumping the shark and gone straight to jumping X’s vajayjay…er…that’s some literal wishful thinking for the lezbohens, so I probably shouldn’t have taunted them with that visualization…

  • wth

    I’m just wondering what you Brangelina fans will do when they announce their breakup. Brad just set angelina up to be on the cover of more tabloids with covers about how much Brad hates being with her. He’s been completely fake when it comes to Angelina and that’s sad if you’ve been following Angelina’s life you know she’s the real deal. She’s super honest and doesn’t deserve how Brad constantly makes a fool of her in public. So I wonder when they breakup and you finally see how brad has been using her will you still be his fan? Brad would not have MIR, would not have children, would not have this image of a superhumanitarian if he had no Angie. Angie gave him kids, love, his new image, and she defended him when people called him dumb and uninterested in charity. When will she see the light.

  • Brad FAn

    Thank you PT. I’m just so happy that the Aniston years are over. She can move on and be who she needs to be.

  • hey PT

    Does your brain ever get a rest from this garbage.

  • Passing Through

    # 186 an oldie @ 08/13/2009 at 10:45 pm
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    Briseis, I was going to say the same thing. PT has reached an iconic stature. She has a thread dedicated to her. I am jealous, PT.. We need to celebrate.
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    ++++++++++++++
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    Don’t be jealous. Be scared for me. I live in a smallish town. This ain’t Mayberry, so we DO lock our doors…but sith those crazy fvckers from FF stalking me I’m going to have to buy floodlights, motion sensors and an alarm system for my home! Thankfully there’s a cop living across the street. He parks his police car out there most nights so maybe they’ll see that and ooze their invertebrate asses back to from wence they came…

  • Passing Through

    # 190 Neil @ 08/13/2009 at 10:57 pm Passing Through @ 08/13/2009 at 10:32 pm
    # 191 briseis @ 08/13/2009 at 10:58 pm
    # 193 missy @ 08/13/2009 at 11:12 pm
    .
    LOL! Stop it, guys or pretty soon my head will be almost as big as JLo’s butt.

  • http://justjared.com FOR ONCE …

    CAN’T YOU PEOLPE JUST ENJOY VIEWING THE PICS PROVIDED.

  • anony

    I know that this is a place or JP fans to hang out at. It’s well known. My question is why do haters hang out here? Isn’t that kinda backward?

  • wth

    Brad and Angie should be on the mtv show “is she really going out with him?” he is a douche.

  • sas

    @wth: Brad is Angie’s man. If you want to hear about her and are not a fake fan you must also want to hear about him too. His is her kids father, her partner and souldmate. If you don’t want to hear about Brad f*ck of Angie’s threads.Neither come individually.

  • sas

    @wth: Brad is Angie’s man. If you want to hear about her and are not a fake fan you must also want to hear about him too. His is her kids father, her partner and souldmate. If you don’t want to hear about Brad f*ck of Angie’s threads.Neither come individually.

  • history

    @reiko:
    ———————————————————–
    Only real loonies change the names and answer their own posts. That’s pretty bad when it’s the only was you can get a response.

  • Passing Through

    # 198 ididNOTsayshewasmysoulmate @ 08/13/2009 at 11:24 pm
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    JP FANS BEWARE…..PT is NOT your friend. Look at what she’s done to this thread. She’s turned it into a Jennifer Aniston thread just like she always does.
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    ++++++++++++++++++
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    ROTFLMAO. Oh great. My stalker is back. Like it’s my fault people like to bust X’s chops. Like last night…when I wasn’t even around after 5pm…yet most of the night people ranked on X. And then today’s thread when I didn’t even start reading it until sometime this afternoon…yet people were talking about X while I was still reading the last thread. That’s all my fault when I wasn’t even around? Somebody get me a 1-800 number. Evidently I can control minds. I could charge people $2.99 per minute make other people do what they want them to do…
    .
    Sheesh…why do they have an FF thread on me when all their loonies are here?

  • gem

    @History lesson:
    why the F do you care so gawdam much? Who cares?????? that biyatch of a marriage was over half a decade ago. I don’t see anyone caring about Angelina’s marriage with Billy Bob Thornton. And nobody cares about that either.

  • Pete

    Just what our country needs, a pot smoking, liar, doesn’t believe
    in marriage or god. Is that really what you guys are teaching
    your children? He’s even on his morbid nothing lasts forever
    kick again. What do you think he is really talking about?
    His parents go to church and I would guess that they aren’t
    real proud of him. I can see teenagers thinking it is cool
    but I can’t understand a responsible parent thinking that
    morals aren’t necessary anymore.

  • The Hag and HUVANE!

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! PT!

    I don’t know you that well, nor you me, but from what I have read from you personally

    - If anyone deserves their own thread…YOU certainly do.

    Let this be even more incentive to you to keep kicking THAT TROLL’s butt!

  • guli

    Passing Through @ 08/14/2009 at 12:03 am # 174 just the facts @ 08/13/2009 at 10:09 pm
    .
    @Passing Through:
    .
    Just like some fans saying Angie will be in Wanted2. Nothing is definite yet, the director and studio want her desperately but she has not agreed to do it. Universal has had nothing but flops, will pay her a ton to do it, but who knows if she will.
    .
    Just pure speculation.
    .
    ++++++++++++++++++
    .
    The reason people are saying Angie is doing Wanted 2 is because her stunt double gave an interview to her hometown newspaper (in Liverpool). She talked about her life, her hubby and kid, her restaurant and then said she was rehabbing the ACL she tore shooting that truck-top-hopping scene we saw her setting up for Salt. She said she had another 6 months of rehab, but that she was scheduled to be in in LA as Angie’s stunt double again starting in Dec 2009. ……………

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    PT ….we really don’t know at this poit IMO…….I wish we had the link handy….I read the stunt double article,,,,she said in one sentence re going back to LA in December b/c Angie will be working…she added Mr and Mrs 2…that’s when I was very reluctant in believing how reliable this article was!!!! If anyone still has the link it would be great to bring that paragraph over….Maybe I read it wrong…..

  • dianad1968

    @manLESSton, I likely:

    #200,

    Thank you for the verification. I was off-line for a little bit, hence my late reply. That her father actually said that is a big Ouch. How come X didn’t get angry with her father for divulging that info?

  • sas

    @wth: What do you want him to do? fcuk off him. Brad did what excpected of him. He said enough for tv. I admire him actually. Facing those horrible jealous people and rags is not easy.

  • an oldie

    # 218
    Passing Through @ 08/14/2009 at 12:10 am

    # 181 briseis @ 08/13/2009 at 10:36 pm
    .
    PT: wow, an entire thread dedicated to you? You have reached an “iconicness” of sorts. And you have the fugly one to thank ….
    .
    +++++++++++++
    .
    LOL. I don’t think there is one. Oldie was joking…but…I’m not going over there to check. If they’ve got a thread dedicated to me then they’ve surpassed jumping the shark and gone straight to jumping X’s vajayjay…er…that’s some literal wishful thinking for the lezbohens, so I probably shouldn’t have taunted them with that visualization…
    ===========================

    Hey, PT, It was the troll “lmao” who said the FFers have a thread dedicated to you and that it was funny. I was just telling ‘it’ that it would be even funnier if they had a thread making fun of themselves obsessing about you.
    .
    You just know so much, that’s why you are the trolls and the tab interns’ nightmare. For me, you are a delight to read. I am hoping we get to read your tab report soon.

  • T.M.DELAFONDA

    @Passing Through:
    Don’t be jealous. Be scared for me. I live in a smallish town. This ain’t Mayberry, so we DO lock our doors…but sith those crazy fvckers from FF stalking me I’m going to have to buy floodlights, motion sensors and an alarm system for my home! Thankfully there’s a cop living across the street. He parks his police car out there most nights so maybe they’ll see that and ooze their invertebrate asses back to from wence they came…
    *************************************
    L-O-L!!!!

  • wth

    Now I hope Angie watches his interviews and gets out of the self made bubble so that she can stop being made to look like an idiot by Brad Pitt. I’ve noticed Dailymail and other sites are going with the “oh look brad hates being with Angie and looks much happier without her.” stuff . so it looks like Brad’s Pr for the breakup is going strong. Angie won’t have any PR spin. Giving Brad kids and taking the tabloids beating for 4 years is proof that she was good to him. Angie will be even further humiliated but the tabs will chock it up to being Karma and they’ll make Brad look like the good guy. He already started the Pr machine for leaving his children and their mother. She’ll probably move out of the states so he won’t see the kids much. her interviews make you think that he tricked her into thinking they would be together forever so she will be sad but she’ll get over it.

  • groundcontrol

    wth @ 08/13/2009 at 5:32 pm Brad seems to think that he’s going to out live his family
    ###################
    Good god. Howmuch more stupidity can this poster utter.
    .
    It could not be more clear that Brad is discussing his own mortality. Brad realizes that he will die one day probably before his kids and even before Angelina.
    .
    Brad is 45 years old and has a father who has already suffered a heart attack. He has witnessed his partner’s mother die. For more mature people who have some experience in life, I am sure they share Brad’s understanding of how suddenly death can come and with it the ned of relationships and even love eventually end. And life goes on for those left behind.
    .
    Brad already explained his feelings on the subject in the wake of his filming Benjamin Button – a film about a man dying and losing love. Get it?
    .
    THAT is what Brad is talking about. His recognition of his own mortality and his desire to make the best use of the life left to him.
    .
    Geez.

  • Okay?

    @Pete:

    delurking

    Go buy a sense of humor. Humor is severly lacking in this country. If you can’t crack a smile, then something is wrong with you.

  • debra77

    @Pete:

    I thought this country was open to different ideas and beliefs.. he has a right to feel the way he chooses. I would much rather spend time with a person who is honest and says they are no sure about the existence of God..and tries to live a honorable life.. then a person who claims to be a Christian and sits on their thorn and judge others. His Mother and Father have spoken in public very loud and clear of how PROUD they are of the kind of person their son is. They are well aware of his feelings.. but maybe they are seeing him helping others, taking care of his family and not standing in judgement of other people

    From my understanding of the bible it say Judge not yet ye be judged..

    Maybe you should revisit that verse. And take care of your own mortal soul.. you thank the heavens are not responsible for Brad’s.

  • what a joke

    PT, Guli, Jill — the FF’rs are taking the p*ss – do you not get that.

  • a fan

    I think I read it here that Maniston tricked Brad to marry her by lying she was pregnant. That was why Brad was looking at Maniston’sstomach in their wedding picture.

  • Passing Through

    # 208 an oldie @ 08/13/2009 at 11:49 pm
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    # 180 Passing Through @ 08/13/2009 at 10:32 pm
    Peeps never makes one single comment on any tension between and in fact declares them happy as a troll rolling around in a vat of feces from an X colon cleanse.
    ======================
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    LOL, PT, no wonder the trolls and tab interns hate you.
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    +++++++++++++++
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    Whuh? Come on…you know she totally does that. When she’s got that little belly pooch going on – like when she deliberately overeats, gets a little pooch, makes the tabs think she’s preggers…then POOF! A week later it’s gone and her belly’s flat again. That’s a colon cleanse. I think she’s too vain to do lipo…especially after seeing pix of Tara Reid’s effed up belly.
    .
    Okay…I’m joking about X, but I saw this documentary thingie on VH1 once and LMAO. It was about stars who use colonoscopies as a weight loss tool. They said Janet Jackson swore by it and when she gets fat, when she needs to loose a lot of weight rapidly she does a detox diet, then comes in to their center and has them rinse her colon and bowels until the water runs clear. And this wasn’t a rumor. They actually has Usher on there and he was saying he does it, too, and that Janet got him into it. Talk about lazy! When you can’t even shite for yourself? That’s got to be the epitome of divadom.

  • LL

    Pitt scorches back to top of Celeb Heat Index

    Pitt ranks No. 1 this week on USA TODAY’s Celebrity Heat Index, which measures media exposure. He last appeared in the top spot in May 2008, when he and partner Angelina Jolie were in France preparing for the births of their twins, Knox and Vivienne, that July. And while interest in Pitt’s personal life ensures his presence on the index regularly, this week’s ranking coincides with appearances tied to the release of his Quentin Tarantino-directed drama, Inglourious Basterds, on Aug. 21.

    In fact, many celebrity news websites and magazines published photos of Pitt strolling the red carpet Monday with Jolie at the Los Angeles premiere of Basterds. Jolie, also a heat index regular, ranks No. 2 this week.

    Pitt’s appearances are building toward the wide release of his latest project. On Thursday, his pretaped interview with Ann Curry was broadcast on NBC’s Today show. He talked about his Make It Right housing project in New Orleans and even addressed suggestions that he make a run for mayor of the city. “Yeah, I’m running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform,” he said, but quickly followed with “I don’t have a chance.”

  • groundcontrol

    Pete @ 08/14/2009 at 12:25 am Just what our country needs, a pot smoking, liar, doesn’t believe
    in marriage or god. Is that really what you guys are teaching
    your children?
    ###################
    Thank you, Rush Limbaugh.
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    Hurry back with your ideas on women in pantsuits.

  • wth

    Wish she had a twitter page so that I could send her his interviews and stuff that makes her look foolish. Angelina needs to get more tech savvy and down with pop culture so she knows what’s being said and she knows when Brad is making a fool of her and her words.

  • nina

    I just feel so good to be a Jp fan. PT is my hero.

  • Passing Through

    # 214 guli @ 08/13/2009 at 11:58 pm
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    Hey Guli -
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    Don’t thank me. If you guys don’t hear from me in a few days it may be because I’ve had to go into the Witness Protection program…

  • an oldie

    Pete @ 08/14/2009 at 12:25 am
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    I would rather be an atheist than be a hypocrite like those tv evangelists who thump the bible with one hand while sinning with the other.

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