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Britney Spears Delivers Letterman's Top Ten

Britney Spears Delivers Letterman's Top Ten

A bikini-clad Britney Spears shares her ideas on running the government as she presents the “Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President” on the Late Show with David Letterman on Tuesday (August 18).

Among the items Brit presented include number 10: “I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon”; number 9: “We would only invade fun places like Cabo”; and number 8: “Free pie for everybody.”

Also on the list: “Costume changes between press conferences” and “Three words: Vice President Diddy.”

At the top of the list: “The media would pay attention to me and care about what I’m doing.”


Britney Spears Delivers Letterman’s Top Ten
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  • rpatzfan

    yay for Britney! she looks gorgeous ,im watching Letterman tonight

  • GC

    HAHAHA FIRST? FUNNY. LOVER HER, SHE IS HOT AND BEAUTIFUL!

  • GC

    WELL SECOND HAHA

  • Bessie

    She LOOKS AWESOME!!!! Brit’s back. Check out this great video tribute to her here. Love u Brit xoxoxox

    http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-14380-NY-Celebrity-Fitness-and-Health-Examiner~y2009m8d18-Britney-Spears-is-on-fire-in-sexy-purple-bikini

  • Holly

    Haha. YAY! FREE PIE! I’d vote for her

  • Goooooooood!

    She looks goooooood!!!!!

  • chuck

    thats cool, thank god something not serious, i was getting tired

  • mailey

    she looks great. she seems so ditzy, but she always seems like the sweetest, nicest person.

  • sir gaga

    she looks great that’s for sure and that was cute

  • anon

    go, britney~

  • ivanka

    yay britney

  • Tom

    Cant believe that they still do the top ten.

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  • Gagstastic

    she has a lot fat on her mid section. she lost her ”slave ” body since 2001.

  • Halli

    She’s looking more and more like a show girl.

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  • annie

    hahahahhahahahaha
    LOVE HER!!!!

  • whatever

    ummmm….
    1. NOT FUNNY
    2. SHE SHOULD NOT BE WEARING THAT
    3. STILL BI-POLAR I SEE (country voice/ditzy cali girl voice)
    4. Oh yeah and HER MUSIC STILL SUCKS

  • Tt

    bRITNEY rOCKS!!! :D

  • MAR

    LOOKS SO FAT HJAJAJAHAHAHA

    CHRISTINA AGUILERA IS MORE BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED

  • mickey

    Britney Spears is and always will be a glorified stripper to me. She is low class ALL THE WAY.

  • Barb

    Love Britney!

  • Krissy

    Lame.

  • TT

    BRITNEY IS AMAZING, NO WONDER THERE’S ALWAYS PEOPLE HATIN ON HER!!!

    KEEP BEING SUCCESSFUL IN YOUR CAREER BRIT, DON’T PAY ATENTION TO THE HATE!!!

  • britney is a cow

    Wow… what are you people smoking? She looks really fat!

  • britney is a cow

    Wow… what are you people smoking? She looks really fat!

  • meh

    She looks hot! Her stomach’s pretty damn flat for having 2 kids, dude. And she’s so cute. Love it.

  • babe_luv_ya

    S.uck it haterz….Britney ROCKS!

  • natasha

    omg, people, of course she is not gonna look like she looked before . she is mother of 2! I think she is great. And she look health not like anorexic chicks we see these days… and if this is fat, I wanna be fat like Britney.

  • Al

    fat, white trash. Never understood her appeal…maybe only appeals to other fat, white trash….y’all…

  • Jennifer

    I’m sorry but this girl is huge!!!!! Why is she wearing that?! She SUCKS!

  • k

    im sure people who say she is not fat are fatter than her and by defending her make themselves feel better.
    she looks a bit chubby but still funny with the sweet personality we all love

  • Anita

    It’s funny and she is cute!!:)

  • IcKe

    “… let them eat cake…”
    she will be the next Marie Antoinette

  • Emily

    LOVE HER!!! her hair looks really cute

  • jesse

    Buy Britney Spears Blackout on September 25th

  • MARIA

    BRITNEY IS SO HOT AND FUNNY!!!!
    SHE IS SO SEXY AND CUTE!!!

  • @#14

    She’s also had 2 kids since 2001. I think she looks better then what I see at most beaches and I travel plenty enough to see lots of different people/places.

  • Shurly

    I certainly wanna be “fat” like her ! Not like Kelly Clarkson… Now that’s someone who is clearly FAT ! Even if she doesn’t care, she’s still fat.

    Britney is perfect not too thin and certainly not fat. You go girl !!

  • tracy

    she doesnt have to be skiny only in shape and she is not . I feel so sick of the media . how can way say she looks great when other celbes work so hard to be in shape .
    I liked her years ago but now its like there is a Mafia which keeps pushing her into the spotlight althrough she already lost her talent to entertain people and is only a joke . It is kind of shocking how she lost her sexappeal . she wasn’t bad years ago

  • alice staley

    priceless !! Love that broad

  • Drew

    britney is still so effin hot. the girl of dreams…

  • Jen

    I agree with Shurly. I dont get how people can look at Kelly Clarkson and deny that she is fat and call Britney fat when she is far from it. She may not look like one of those girls on 90210 but she is not fat either.

  • chuck

    so what if she doesnt have a perfect body hahaha she’s cool

  • not me

    Why was she wearing that to appear in the tonight show? Isn’t there anyone to talk some sense to her. Good job Dave though with the top ten list. Funny!!

  • lila

    God save the Queen BRITNEY!!!!
    she is so funny, love her!!

  • christine

    I SAW IT. DOES SHE HAVE NO SHAME? AND HER ACTING ABILITIES R HORRIFIC. THE WAY SHE REPEATED THOSE LINES WERE SO DARN FAKE…. IT WAS AS IF SHE WAS PURPOSELY TRYING TO MAKE IT LESS FUNNY. AND IT LOOKS LIKE HER BRAIN IS JUST F***ED UP. DID HER PARENTS PUT DRUGS IN HER FOOD GROWING UP? I MEAN, IS THERE ALOT OF INCESTUOUS RELATIONSHIPS GOIN ON FROM WHERE SHE IS FROM? WHY IS SHE SOOOO DUMB? I MEAN, I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE DUMB LOOKING PERSON IN MY ENTRIE LIFE! AND NOT JUST CAUSE OF THIS SHOW. DAAAAMN…. I KNOW HILLBILLY CELEB-WANNABE REDNECKS IN HOLLYWOOD THAT R SMARTER THAN HER.

  • sir gaga

    @whatever:

    1 You’re stupid
    2 get a life
    3 you’re an idiot
    4 did i mention, you’re an idiot
    5 you can suck it

    Britney rox, she’ll always have ppl hatin’ on her nomatter what, still she’s rockin

  • Celebritywatcher

    Britney please stop being a bobblehead. She is smart enough to clean up her act for marriage though.

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  • stellartes

    lame….even david letterman didn’t laugh!

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