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John Mayer Debunks Kristin Cavallari Rumors

John Mayer Debunks Kristin Cavallari Rumors

John Mayer took to his Twitter to address those pesky rumors that he’s been hooking up with The Hills babe Kristin Cavallari. Here are the 31-year-old singer’s hilarious tweets:

– “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.”

– “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”

– “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

– “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

John is currently in the Big Apple, where he said, “I landed in New York on the week it most resembles LA. Grrrrrreat.”

He also joked, “It’s Fashion Week in NYC. Where are all the Talbot’s models hanging out?”

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# 2

douchebag as*hole

# 3

lunatic douchebag

# 4

what a bloated a$$ bag

# 5

such a garbage personality. who says stuff like this?

# 6
AllForYouSophia @ 09/10/2009 at 8:18 am

I thought he was being quite funny… oh well…

# 7

Only a ****** psychotic fameho like J Mayer says things like these!

# 8

I can’t believe Aniston even considered rebound with this JERK!

# 9

Why is this useless hobag still existing……..

His music sounds like a rotten a*s

bubbaness @ 09/10/2009 at 8:26 am

LMFAO!!!

@annou: he is not funny at all he tries to be and then this is what comes out. He is such a good musician and songwriter, stick with that John.

Megan Fox and John Mayer deserve each other.

@bella

certainly those qualities you mentioned (if ever he has one) don’t seem to exist at all

also, his music sucks big time

this guy is such a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

=)) it’s funny

L O S E R !!!

fcukin’ psychotic loser! I can’t believe Aniston was hanging out with this loser. Jessica Simpson maybe, but Jennifer Aniston? C’mon!!

suuuuure, John M.

I n F a m o u s l y C o o l @ 09/10/2009 at 8:51 am

mayer’s so cool. he’s one of few celebs who doesn’t take celebrity serious. too funny.

Ewww what a horrible way with words.
Aniston is well rid of him.

While he is a dope, that’s a given, why blame him for debunking this rumor? You should blame Kristin. She the desperate fame ***** spreading these lies. Maybe she trying to start a Kristin / Aniston feud or something. She does it a lot to try to save her failing career. Nick Lachey, Jason Straham and now Mayer. What’s next, her paying the paparazzi to follow her — oh wait – she does that too…

Wow, makes me think so much less of Jennifer Aniston for dating such a douche for ONE year!! And she even took him back! That says alot about her that she would date such a loser who is so full of himself, she must really have low self-esteem like many say (or date strickly for PR and spotlight). He loves the sound of his own voice, such a idiot.

John is gross I’m sure he could not get her if he wanted to

I think he is clever!!

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