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John Mayer Debunks Kristin Cavallari Rumors

John Mayer Debunks Kristin Cavallari Rumors

John Mayer took to his Twitter to address those pesky rumors that he’s been hooking up with The Hills babe Kristin Cavallari. Here are the 31-year-old singer’s hilarious tweets:

– “Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high-fived Kristin Cavallari with my penis.”

– “I’m sure she’s a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together.”

– “My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli.”

– “I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James.”

John is currently in the Big Apple, where he said, “I landed in New York on the week it most resembles LA. Grrrrrreat.”

He also joked, “It’s Fashion Week in NYC. Where are all the Talbot’s models hanging out?”

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63 Responses to “John Mayer Debunks Kristin Cavallari Rumors”

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  1. 1
    j Says:

    jerk

  2. 2
    riri Says:

    douchebag as*hole

  3. 3
    glam Says:

    lunatic douchebag

  4. 4
    whiskers Says:

    what a bloated a$$ bag

  5. 5
    ha Says:

    such a garbage personality. who says stuff like this?

  6. 6
    AllForYouSophia Says:

    I thought he was being quite funny… oh well…

  7. 7
    annou Says:

    Only a ****** psychotic fameho like J Mayer says things like these!

  8. 8
    Hill Says:

    I can’t believe Aniston even considered rebound with this JERK!

  9. 9
    queen Says:

    Why is this useless hobag still existing……..

    His music sounds like a rotten a*s

  10. 10
    bubbaness Says:

    LMFAO!!!

  11. 11
    bella Says:

    @annou: he is not funny at all he tries to be and then this is what comes out. He is such a good musician and songwriter, stick with that John.

  12. 12
    Jennifer Says:

    Megan Fox and John Mayer deserve each other.

  13. 13
    annou Says:

    @bella

    certainly those qualities you mentioned (if ever he has one) don’t seem to exist at all

    also, his music sucks big time

  14. 14
    milind Says:

    this guy is such a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  15. 15
    cooh Says:

    =)) it’s funny

  16. 16
    mimicha Says:

    L O S E R !!!

  17. 17
    Topdog Says:

    fcukin’ psychotic loser! I can’t believe Aniston was hanging out with this loser. Jessica Simpson maybe, but Jennifer Aniston? C’mon!!

  18. 18
    Bella Says:

    suuuuure, John M.

  19. 19
    I n F a m o u s l y C o o l Says:

    mayer’s so cool. he’s one of few celebs who doesn’t take celebrity serious. too funny.

  20. 20
    key oui Says:

    Ewww what a horrible way with words.
    Aniston is well rid of him.

  21. 21
    smith Says:

    While he is a dope, that’s a given, why blame him for debunking this rumor? You should blame Kristin. She the desperate fame ***** spreading these lies. Maybe she trying to start a Kristin / Aniston feud or something. She does it a lot to try to save her failing career. Nick Lachey, Jason Straham and now Mayer. What’s next, her paying the paparazzi to follow her — oh wait – she does that too…

  22. 22
    chris Says:

    test

  23. 23
    jillryro Says:

    Wow, makes me think so much less of Jennifer Aniston for dating such a douche for ONE year!! And she even took him back! That says alot about her that she would date such a loser who is so full of himself, she must really have low self-esteem like many say (or date strickly for PR and spotlight). He loves the sound of his own voice, such a idiot.

  24. 24
    laurie Says:

    John is gross I’m sure he could not get her if he wanted to

  25. 25
    Leni Says:

    I think he is clever!!

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