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Marge Simpson Poses for Playboy

Marge Simpson Poses for Playboy

Springfield has gotten steamier as Marge Simpson poses for the November issue of Playboy.

Marge Simpson is the quintessential girl next door who stole our hearts 20 years ago and has held them captive ever since,” says Hugh Hefner. “We were delighted to learn she wanted to grace the pages of our magazine. Her pictorial is truly stunning.”

Here are some highlights from Playboy‘s chat with the self-described MILK (“mom I’d like to know”):

On her family’s reactions to her Playboy pictorial:
Homer said he was intrigued because he had never heard of [Playboy]. The notion of women posing in the buff was completely foreign to him. Wasn’t it sweet of him to lie?”

On the time that she knew Homer was the one: “Well, when the doctor said I was pregnant, I heard a voice saying ‘That’s the man you’re going to marry.’ The voice was my mother’s.”

On the advice she gives Bart regarding women: “I say, ‘You won’t meet any girls in prison, which is where you seem to be headed.’”

The November issue of Playboy will be on newsstands and online on Friday (October 16).

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Photos: The Simpsons/Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
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# 1

This is the stupidest thing. She’s a cartoon! At least Heidi Montag is a real person.

# 2
Amnda Dubs @ 10/16/2009 at 12:21 am

What a good artice :)

# 3
Chatty kathy @ 10/16/2009 at 12:23 am

Love it!

# 4

heidi montag is a disease, she’s not real either =P

# 5
glammaniac @ 10/16/2009 at 12:56 am

For the first time in my life I want to buy a Playboy!

# 6


# 7
brush yo teefs! @ 10/16/2009 at 1:29 am

@sarah: Yes, Marge is a fictional character but at least she’s famous. I’d rather hear what a fictional character has to say than a dumb nobody like Heidi Montag

# 8

love it. marge simpson, HA. it’s kinda cute and very stupid but it’s makes my day. i am gonna buy that and laugh all day long. great ideas to refreshing the day.

# 9

this would be the first time i’m gonna tempted to buy playboy, wow, that’s is very creative idea and would be freaking funny cover girl.
i need something to refresh my day and marge looking very sexy in the pose, lol. at least, i am more attractive to collecting sexy marge than heidi. that’s a fact.

Just think how many Playboy’s they’re going to sell to all the Simpson’s fans. Looks like a smart marketing move to me.

What a STUPID waste of paper!!! Nice to diss Farrah Fawcett to put a CARTOON on the cover. No one will buy this junk and it’s a complete lack of respect to an iconic sex symbol. Poor Farrah, snubbed again! Playboy is edited by an old geezer who is completely out of touch with anyone under 70. Playboy S-U-C-K-S!!!!

I never ever interested Playboy! But that issue is hilarious….i’m gonna definitely buy that issue

BTW: Playboy put ONE picture of Marge “naked” the rest is an interview. HARDLY worth the cost of buying this dumb issue. If seeing a cartoon naked is your thing, do a Google search and see what all those one-handed freaks who live at home with their parents already came up with on Marge.

it’s so funny,i like it very much!!

I reckon some of the above posters should book themselves in for a humor transplant cuz sounds like they don’t have a sense of humor. Great laugh, cheered my day reading this. Way to go, Marge.

The fact that she is “posing” for playboy is hilarious. But it could go without the “interview”…its kinda trying to much, and it doesnt even sound funny. Just trying to be funny.

Hilarious non-sense!

She is cartoon for goodness sake, she can never give any stimulation to playboy readers! LOL

sexiest issue ever?

This is just so wrong on so many levels…………………..just what the hell are they doing to the once so cool Simpsons?

reminder kmany kids happen to watch simpsons.

hef. must be going broke. or should i say real women with pride nowadays found him gross

this so called hollywood today is full of sh*t. i can beleive they actually think this is a good issue back then i remember kids were the one that wath simpson, now this. i hope it fail F you hefner way to abuse women mentaly

family guy rules, forget simpsons and marge..Lois is the sh*t.

They should have Lois Griffin posing too. lol. Wasn’t Marge on the cover of Maxim or something once?

Greek Goddess @ 10/16/2009 at 9:47 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! “The voice was my mother’s” HAHAHA That’s so cute and funny. I’d love to buy this playboy ha. It made my day!

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