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Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift sings and plays the guitar to “Monologue Song (La La La)” during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue.

The 19-year-old country superstar (in Badgley Mischka) pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:

– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”

– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”

– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”

– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”

Great job, T! The monologue video isn’t available yet but in the meantime, check out the SNL Digital Short. Taylor parodies the Twilight franchise in “Firelight.”


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  • mailey

    the song was hella funny. best parts were the parts bout Joe.

  • Sarah

    LMAO love this chick , i love how she can joke about the shiz going on in her life , the part about joe made me laugh so hard , and the part about taylor was too funny, i dont know if there dating or not but that hole thing right there just proved that she doesnt care wat the media think love u taylor swift !!!!

  • Sarah

    LMAO love this chick , i love how she can joke about the shiz going on in her life , the part about joe made me laugh so hard , and the part about taylor was too funny, i dont know if there dating or not but that hole thing right there just proved that she doesnt care wat the media think love u taylor swift !!!!

  • Christy

    Cmon Taylor, you can do better. You just stooped down on Joe and Kanye. You shouldn’t have done that.

    But I still like you anyway.

  • dwayne russell

    she was great tonight really loved it all! GO TAYLOR!

  • selaly

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOV_cWIVBcA this is the link of the song!.

    Great JOB Taylor! The song talks all!. I HEART HER.
    Her face expression was craking me up. OMG.

  • alicia

    She is doing a great job tonight! SNL is about poking fun at yourself especially when you host! I am so proud of her!

  • asdfjkl;

    SNL hasn’t been this good in a while. She did a great job! Much much better than Megan Fox.

  • asha

    Best open monologue ever. Taylor was so funny. I love this girl.

  • ashley

    the jonas brothers hosted SNL already…

  • Tre

    Way to Go Taylor xox!!!

  • Douglas

    @selaly: Thanks for the link!!!

  • sarah

    Haha! Taylor’s awesome!!!

  • Ashley

    Taylor was AWESOME on SNL :) :) :) :)

  • christine

    i love her !

  • Ashley

    Love you Taylor!!!

  • ritta

    Love you Swifty! *kiss* U the Best!

  • dundies

    HA that made me laugh

  • anonymous

    What do people see in this blondie? Yeah, she’s not out of tune but not really good.

  • anonymous

    If she was a he, would have been a douche bag talking about past relationships. What’s so lovable about that?

  • anonymous

    If she was a he, would have been a douche bag talking about past relationships. What’s so lovable about that? World has changed since we got these young ones singing private matters. They are like tabloids themselves.

  • Sweetness

    Taylor’s shout out to Taylor Lautner was the BEST! I love TEAM TayTay

  • alyssa

    taylor did an amazing job, best host ever! loved how she blew the other taylor a kiss and all the skits were hilarious!

  • mailey

    Her singing performances were very weird. In the first song, she was doing a lot of movement.. like.. seemed like she was trying too har dto make it livelier than the song was?? Dunno.

    Then the second song with the whole big princess gown.. She is a strange one singing.. Plus the singing is never even good.

    Funny skits and monologue. She’s still a crap singer.

  • Katie_Walks

    Loved the SNL episode. Probrably the best on so far. LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. Couldn’t help but laugh. Definitely well done by Taylor Swift. I’m not just saying this as a fan of Taylor Swift but as Saturday Night Live as well. Well done. :D

  • Liv

    The Twilight parody is awesome. Taylor copies Kristen Stewart’s mannerisms realy well.

  • ava,

    SNL was so unfunny, what a lame ass show.

  • noname

    she is really immature!

  • Brian

    Taylor was amazing tonight, I loved every second she was on screen. The haters can’t bring me down from this high.

  • olga

    taylor swift was amazing the best part the monologue

  • lizzie

    Is she a big deal in America? In Europe, we don’t know her!

    http://www.mayflower777.book.fr

  • danny

    pretty much one of the best episodes of snl i’ve seen in a very long time!! i loved it, and taylor! :)

  • Lily

    She look like a rat. She was not all that funny. Her career must have been going down real fast to start all this pr fake mess. It’s the pr agents that are the real stars. They way they stage stuff. These stars are all fake.

  • http://www.twitter.com/TheNamesAbigail Abigail

    Haha. This lady is funny. Not really a fan of her but still, she’s sweet. :)

  • hm

    I think her shakira impersonation was pretty funny

  • http://jloveavenue.com jj

    I have so much respect for Taylor. This just escalated that respect even more…. Love how she can joke around the bad things and good ;) in her life. Amazing girl… love her!

  • Liv

    Wow, #33. Taylor Swift’s album was five times platinum. Her career isn’t going down. If you think her fame is just pr stunts you are definitely a hater.

  • Marie

    If a guy did all that he would have been called a douche bag. So it’s ok for her?

  • Lily

    Wow #37 if you think I am a hater then you must be one of her paid pr posters trying to keep up the hype.

  • Jeff

    Fantastic! Who knew this girl was this funny. It’s on Youtube btw

  • Marieke

    @Marie: when a guy dates many girls he’s considered ‘cool’, a girl is considered a ‘whore’. So maybe this is something where the girls are ‘cool’ and the guys are ‘douchebags’.

    I like her monlogue song but I don’t think she the best live singer out there, some parts where very icky.

  • selaly

    @#33:
    There is no WAY in hell that her career will be going down, Her album was five times platinum and I think it is defly OK for her to do that:
    1. I never liked Joe, ugly as hell and such a jerk, he loves attention, I like Nick and Kevin.
    2. Kanye did the bad thing to her (everybody knew that).
    3. She might be dating Taylor L,…

    So I don’t think there is something wrong with this,
    This is hilarious and Taylor is funny, that’s all that matters.

  • remember da truth

    Anonymous, the girl didn’t talk about her past relationships, she just mentioned what OTHER people have said and said she’s not going to talk about it.
    Can’t you follow simple dialogue?

  • Tina

    I think she did the werewold part for attention

  • Tina

    I think she did the werewolf part for attention

  • sammy

    Taylor’s got REAL acting chops. It’s almost like she was trying out for an actual movie role………maybe she wuz. The whole skit was hilarious and clever……..LOL

  • Danny

    Love it, and now I love Taylor Swift!

  • coco

    Blah blah blah
    I was on a TV show
    blah blah blah
    I was pretty funny
    blah blah blah
    I will write a song about it
    blah blah blah
    And make a lot of money

  • Cristobal

    I love it.

  • babyboo

    She did such a great job and the whole show was so funny! I agree SNL hasn’t been this good in a while (Ryan Renolds’ recent show was pretty darn funny though too!)

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