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Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift sings and plays the guitar to “Monologue Song (La La La)” during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue.

The 19-year-old country superstar (in Badgley Mischka) pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:

– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”

– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”

– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”

– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”

Great job, T! The monologue video isn’t available yet but in the meantime, check out the SNL Digital Short. Taylor parodies the Twilight franchise in “Firelight.”


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# 1

the song was hella funny. best parts were the parts bout Joe.

# 2

LMAO love this chick , i love how she can joke about the shiz going on in her life , the part about joe made me laugh so hard , and the part about taylor was too funny, i dont know if there dating or not but that hole thing right there just proved that she doesnt care wat the media think love u taylor swift !!!!

# 3

LMAO love this chick , i love how she can joke about the shiz going on in her life , the part about joe made me laugh so hard , and the part about taylor was too funny, i dont know if there dating or not but that hole thing right there just proved that she doesnt care wat the media think love u taylor swift !!!!

# 4

Cmon Taylor, you can do better. You just stooped down on Joe and Kanye. You shouldn’t have done that.

But I still like you anyway.

# 5
dwayne russell @ 11/08/2009 at 12:43 am

she was great tonight really loved it all! GO TAYLOR!

# 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOV_cWIVBcA this is the link of the song!.

Great JOB Taylor! The song talks all!. I HEART HER.
Her face expression was craking me up. OMG.

# 7

She is doing a great job tonight! SNL is about poking fun at yourself especially when you host! I am so proud of her!

# 8

SNL hasn’t been this good in a while. She did a great job! Much much better than Megan Fox.

# 9

Best open monologue ever. Taylor was so funny. I love this girl.

the jonas brothers hosted SNL already…

Way to Go Taylor xox!!!

@selaly: Thanks for the link!!!

Haha! Taylor’s awesome!!!

Taylor was AWESOME on SNL :) :) :) :)

christine @ 11/08/2009 at 1:09 am

i love her !

Love you Taylor!!!

Love you Swifty! *kiss* U the Best!

HA that made me laugh

anonymous @ 11/08/2009 at 1:22 am

What do people see in this blondie? Yeah, she’s not out of tune but not really good.

anonymous @ 11/08/2009 at 1:24 am

If she was a he, would have been a douche bag talking about past relationships. What’s so lovable about that?

anonymous @ 11/08/2009 at 1:29 am

If she was a he, would have been a douche bag talking about past relationships. What’s so lovable about that? World has changed since we got these young ones singing private matters. They are like tabloids themselves.

Sweetness @ 11/08/2009 at 1:34 am

Taylor’s shout out to Taylor Lautner was the BEST! I love TEAM TayTay

taylor did an amazing job, best host ever! loved how she blew the other taylor a kiss and all the skits were hilarious!

Her singing performances were very weird. In the first song, she was doing a lot of movement.. like.. seemed like she was trying too har dto make it livelier than the song was?? Dunno.

Then the second song with the whole big princess gown.. She is a strange one singing.. Plus the singing is never even good.

Funny skits and monologue. She’s still a crap singer.

Katie_Walks @ 11/08/2009 at 2:10 am

Loved the SNL episode. Probrably the best on so far. LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT. Couldn’t help but laugh. Definitely well done by Taylor Swift. I’m not just saying this as a fan of Taylor Swift but as Saturday Night Live as well. Well done. :D

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