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Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift sings and plays the guitar to “Monologue Song (La La La)” during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue.

The 19-year-old country superstar (in Badgley Mischka) pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:

– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”

– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”

– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”

– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”

Great job, T! The monologue video isn’t available yet but in the meantime, check out the SNL Digital Short. Taylor parodies the Twilight franchise in “Firelight.”


Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue
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  • http://thecollegehookup.com Jessie

    Love you Taylor and Taylor. A perfect match. You should move in together!

  • http://justjared annony

    Taylor is no better than Kanye West and she should stop with the cheap shots on her break-up with Joe already.
    He was just not that into her.I hope Taylor L is the one bcause you know who she is going to write about next.
    Actually I hope they break up maybe she will leave Joe alone already.

  • Mel

    @ashley:

    no they didnt. they were musical guests once.

  • JM

    the girl needs to get over her ex! nothing shows immaturity and obsession more than constantly discussing an ex boyfriend.

  • peetee

    Okay, you gotta admit that monologue song a.k.a LA-LA-LA was really adorable, wouldn’t be any better if Taylor swift is not the one who sang that song!
    as for the anti-fans who say its booring… I say, “are you kidding me? You should open your eye balls a little bit and turn-on your sense of humor even once”

    All the juiciest info plus the firelight video: Twilight Spoof: http://bit.ly/taylor-swift-on-SNL-monologue-song-plus-firelight-video

    Never seen Swift as a vampire… LOL..peace out!

  • http://dlisted.com lakers fan in boston

    it was pretty funny
    i dont no why she always brings up the gaybro up
    he get it taylor, u dont like him, shut up already!!
    u just sound more desperate every time u mention him

  • Jill

    Ummm…I bet that Taylor did not write this, so she really isn’t the one bringing up Kanye and Joe. The writers probably told her it would be funny and she agreed.
    It’s not about her being desperate, it’s about her making fun of the way the media views her.
    And how could kanye not have been brought up? seriously, the girl said almost nothing about it and was probably saving it until now.

  • http://denimology.com Jessie

    Very clever. I adored it. I’m not Tay crazy however I beliee she got a new fan today. Very cute.

  • http://blablabla.com marie

    she was great yesterday!

  • http://www.firemendating.com/ Kelsey Kreme

    She is so perfect. She should run for president!

  • Jokergurl

    That was great, Kanye had that coming, just what a you know what. She was quite funny, which is surprising because with the exception of Kristin Wiig SNL isn’t that funny any more.

  • http://www.crookedbrook.com/ Chef de Vestes de Cuisine

    Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand?

  • lokomotor

    @JM:

    She IS over him. Which is why she can laugh and poke fun at the whole relationship like she did in the monologue. Which is why she has 5X Platinum album sales, a sold-out tour and an album re-release.

  • http://www.tenonanatche.com/stone.htm Stone

    Like you said: Taylor Swift Blows . . .

  • http://www.matchasiansingles.com/ Jewels Jessica

    The thing that is annoying is that she writes songs about boyfriends and ex-boyfriends. She must be a really good lover for some guys to put up with it. Its got to be terrible! – datingcutesingles.com

  • serena

    taylor did an awesome job in snl… she is so funny .. i really like the TRAAAPD and hollywood dish skits.. ha ha…

  • http://www.google.com geico

    taylor you were the best
    ,but you were asking for it about kanye and joe
    if you hate them i do
    bye
    P.S. u r awesome!!!!!!

  • http://www.google.com geico

    taylor you were the best
    ,but you were asking for it about kanye and joe
    if you hate them i do
    bye
    P.S. u r awesome!!!!!!

  • http://google mandy

    taylor swift and taylor lautner are so cute together

  • http://VernicNez Veronica

    Taylor Swift is the most beautiful girl in the world ….. Love Taylor Lautner to…:)
    Love Taylor Squared!!!

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