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Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue

Taylor Swift sings and plays the guitar to “Monologue Song (La La La)” during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue.

The 19-year-old country superstar (in Badgley Mischka) pretty much killed it, addressing a lot of her relationship issues covered in the tabloids. Here are some sample lyrics:

– “I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I’m not gonna say that in my monologue.”

– “You might think I’d bring up Joe [Jonas], that guy who broke up with me on the phone, but I’m not gonna mention him in my monologue. Hey Joe, I’m doing real well. Tonight, I’m hosting SNL but I’m not gonna brag about that in my monologue. La la la. Ha ha ha. La la la.”

– “And if you’re wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight. Hey Taylor [Lautner]! (blows kiss, winks) But I’m not gonna comment on that in my monologue.”

– “You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [West] and how he ran up on stage and ruined my VMA monologue. But there’s nothing more to say cuz everything’s okay. I’ve got security lining the stage. It’s my SNL monologue.”

Taylor finished off the song by saying, “We have a great show. Kanye West is NOT here, so stick around. We’ll be right back.”

Great job, T! The monologue video isn’t available yet but in the meantime, check out the SNL Digital Short. Taylor parodies the Twilight franchise in “Firelight.”

Taylor Swift Blows Taylor Lautner A Kiss During SNL Monologue
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The Twilight parody is awesome. Taylor copies Kristen Stewart’s mannerisms realy well.

SNL was so unfunny, what a lame ass show.

she is really immature!

Taylor was amazing tonight, I loved every second she was on screen. The haters can’t bring me down from this high.

taylor swift was amazing the best part the monologue

Is she a big deal in America? In Europe, we don’t know her!

pretty much one of the best episodes of snl i’ve seen in a very long time!! i loved it, and taylor! :)

She look like a rat. She was not all that funny. Her career must have been going down real fast to start all this pr fake mess. It’s the pr agents that are the real stars. They way they stage stuff. These stars are all fake.

Haha. This lady is funny. Not really a fan of her but still, she’s sweet. :)

I think her shakira impersonation was pretty funny

I have so much respect for Taylor. This just escalated that respect even more…. Love how she can joke around the bad things and good ;) in her life. Amazing girl… love her!

Wow, #33. Taylor Swift’s album was five times platinum. Her career isn’t going down. If you think her fame is just pr stunts you are definitely a hater.

If a guy did all that he would have been called a douche bag. So it’s ok for her?

Wow #37 if you think I am a hater then you must be one of her paid pr posters trying to keep up the hype.

Fantastic! Who knew this girl was this funny. It’s on Youtube btw

@Marie: when a guy dates many girls he’s considered ‘cool’, a girl is considered a ‘*****’. So maybe this is something where the girls are ‘cool’ and the guys are ‘douchebags’.

I like her monlogue song but I don’t think she the best live singer out there, some parts where very icky.

There is no WAY in hell that her career will be going down, Her album was five times platinum and I think it is defly OK for her to do that:
1. I never liked Joe, ugly as hell and such a jerk, he loves attention, I like Nick and Kevin.
2. Kanye did the bad thing to her (everybody knew that).
3. She might be dating Taylor L,…

So I don’t think there is something wrong with this,
This is hilarious and Taylor is funny, that’s all that matters.

remember da truth @ 11/08/2009 at 7:49 am

Anonymous, the girl didn’t talk about her past relationships, she just mentioned what OTHER people have said and said she’s not going to talk about it.
Can’t you follow simple dialogue?

I think she did the werewold part for attention

I think she did the werewolf part for attention

Taylor’s got REAL acting chops. It’s almost like she was trying out for an actual movie role………maybe she wuz. The whole skit was hilarious and clever……..LOL

Love it, and now I love Taylor Swift!

Blah blah blah
I was on a TV show
blah blah blah
I was pretty funny
blah blah blah
I will write a song about it
blah blah blah
And make a lot of money

Cristobal @ 11/08/2009 at 1:23 pm

I love it.

She did such a great job and the whole show was so funny! I agree SNL hasn’t been this good in a while (Ryan Renolds’ recent show was pretty darn funny though too!)

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