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Chelsea Handler Covers 'Playboy' December 2009

Chelsea Handler Covers 'Playboy' December 2009

Chelsea Handler shows off her bikini body on the cover of December 2009 cover of Playboy.

The 34-year-old Chelsea Lately host posed with sidekick Chuy inside the magazine and spoke about how she decks the halls during the holiday season.

On holiday cooking: “I love a big holiday meal with friends. And I’m a meat-and-potatoes kind of girl. I like baked hams, mashed potatoes, a big turkey stuffed with Vicodin and extra tryptophan – all the old standards.”

On office party hookups: “If you drink so much that it seems a good idea to hook up with one of your co-workers, try to do it somewhere a little less public, like a car. … If you’re going to make a mistake you’ll regret tomorrow, you may as well do it somewhere classy.”

On keeping holidays secular: “It’s time to take back Christmas for those of us who don’t want to hear about angels and shepherds and babies with glowing heads.

Besides, ever since Jesus started dating Madonna, I can’t take him so seriously anymore. A secular holiday party is a happy holiday party. … If you’re doing it right, Christmas should be a celebration of family and friends and having a good time, with just a sprinkle of porn thrown in.”

Playboy‘s December issue is available online at PlayboyDigital.com and on newsstands Friday (November 13).

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# 1

She just posted this on her twitter “My Playboy cover hits the stands today…go get yourself a copy before my father buys them all”

She’s hilarious- too bad Chelsea Lately is not on in Canada anymore :(

# 2

not funny…

# 3

well I think this is suppose to be funny

# 4

Hmm, i guess she’s unaware of the real reason for Christmas…? “Take it back..” it was never yours to begin with. Nice air brushing by the way. Must have taken them hours to do.

# 5

I thought Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah?

# 6
Lowest denominator @ 11/12/2009 at 3:21 pm

She’s 34?
Seriously?
Pegged her for older. Guess it’s her “gruff” personality.
She looks “nice” though.
Awkward, but nice.

# 7
reality check @ 11/12/2009 at 3:25 pm

Slept with the boss to get her job. Now has the nerve to judge others.

# 8

I saw her on Jay Leno the day he revealed her playboy cover. She wore a dress and her legs are like linebackers’ legs. That’s why she had to pose with boots on. Less work for the photoshop department.

# 9

I can’t stand this hag, the fact that most people have not caught up to the fact that she’s a racist ***** who slept her way into her job is beyond me. Not to mention the fact that she’s a raging alcoholic and that’s why she looks like she’s in her 50′s, there is no way that this hag is 34, racist ***** !!!

Say it like it is @ 11/12/2009 at 4:04 pm

She is funny.

Yeah ,her photo is airbrushed..who has a photo that is not airbrushed.?
No one.

She is So funny, love her!!!!

I thought she was mormon. Is she still dating her boss, haha.

Wow, I’m 39 and thought that she was much older than me. Yikes! I would have said late 40′s at best.

She’s the only person who cares she’s on the cover just another “woman” who thinks this will make them every guys fantasy they jerk off then on the the next “classy” lady.

ahh i fvckin love chelsea!!!! always has me laughing. and she’s so gorgeous in person. this may be my one and only playboy purchase

I thought she was like 44 years old…

She’s nasty, and not good nasty. Ewww! Can’t stand her. I’ve tried to watch her show twice and can’t bear to get through the first 10 minutes. The little “round table” thing at the beginning is so weak, the members stretching way to hard to be witty (not).

she is living with a 55 year old dude..must be a money deal

what other reason could there possibly be?

LOL! In today’s economy who cares if she slept her way into a job. She wouldn’t be the 1st person to do it especially in HW and she won’t be the last. She’s funny and it’s great to see some fresh faces on this board. I’m sick of Rihanna, Rachel Bilson and the Twilight folks!

PHOTOSHOP in overdrive LOL

she wishes she’d look half this good.
She’s a bloated drunk.
Hate her.

lmao it looks like they photoshopped her head on some other chicks body
one of the worst playboy covers ive seen, and that’s not saying much
i think she’s pretty in a way ive just never really liked her
she’s funny tho, on her show that is, that interview is crap

watched her show the other night, hearing Jim Carrey, the former 20 million dollar a movie bash capitalism was incredible. The springsteens and bon jovi’s of the world, get theirs and then want to ruin it for everyone else. We’ve got our hundred million now go stand in line for some food stamps. Why I hate Hollywood so much, its in the water there.

She has a strange body shape, but besides that, I don’t have a problem with her.

I LOVE her! She is so funny and does not kiss her guests a$$es, She is down to earth and tells it like it is.

She’s a complete nobody and no-talent …. only an idiot would listen to her blather.

Hideous looking too.

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