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Chelsea Handler Covers 'Playboy' December 2009

Chelsea Handler Covers 'Playboy' December 2009

Chelsea Handler shows off her bikini body on the cover of December 2009 cover of Playboy.

The 34-year-old Chelsea Lately host posed with sidekick Chuy inside the magazine and spoke about how she decks the halls during the holiday season.

On holiday cooking: “I love a big holiday meal with friends. And I’m a meat-and-potatoes kind of girl. I like baked hams, mashed potatoes, a big turkey stuffed with Vicodin and extra tryptophan – all the old standards.”

On office party hookups: “If you drink so much that it seems a good idea to hook up with one of your co-workers, try to do it somewhere a little less public, like a car. … If you’re going to make a mistake you’ll regret tomorrow, you may as well do it somewhere classy.”

On keeping holidays secular: “It’s time to take back Christmas for those of us who don’t want to hear about angels and shepherds and babies with glowing heads.

Besides, ever since Jesus started dating Madonna, I can’t take him so seriously anymore. A secular holiday party is a happy holiday party. … If you’re doing it right, Christmas should be a celebration of family and friends and having a good time, with just a sprinkle of porn thrown in.”

Playboy‘s December issue is available online at PlayboyDigital.com and on newsstands Friday (November 13).

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