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Jennifer Aniston: Bikini Babe in Cabo San Lucas

Jennifer Aniston: Bikini Babe in Cabo San Lucas

A bikini-clad Jennifer Aniston sunbathes with friends in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on Friday (November 13).

The 40-year-old actress and her friends were driven around in a golf cart before they settled on the perfect spot to sunbathe.

Jen recently finished work on The Baster and The Bounty – both will hit the big screen next year!

Pre-production has also begun on The Goree Girls, where Jen will star as a Texas prisoner who joins a country band with her fellow inmates.

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# 1

She looks amazing. Healthy and in shape. Not yucky skinny like other people…

# 2

My god this womans body is PERFECTION!!!

# 3

yep! this is what she does best!

# 4

Great look overall, cool outfit, really laid back.

# 5

yeah, easy for her to look like that with 2 chefs and weekly trips to meheco…not to mention working out everyday. do anything else besides that????

# 6
WORTH REPOSTING @ 11/15/2009 at 3:45 pm

GUESTTTTTTTTT @ 11/15/2009 at 3:11 pm
BBT engaged to LD, 3 year engagement broken by AJ
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Laura Dern? You mean that horse-faced b*tch who fcuked and ran off with her current hubby while he was still married to his ex-wife who was seven months pregnant at the time? That Laura Dern?

(not to mention LD is very good friends with JA, so she DOES NOT mind morals of this type to much (i.e. Cox, or Crow are not saints either), as long as she is not the “affected”one HA! as someone said, she did dump Tate Donovan for an upgrade, talk about Karma.

# 7
Loonifers @ 11/15/2009 at 3:47 pm

She looks fat, unlike other people…. Again, JA is spreading her over-used diseased c.unt in 2 size-too small bikinis for PR photo ops, just like the greasy and easy ho that she is.

# 8

Who’s the lady wrestler in the black swim suit?

# 9

Jen is a leather skin fat cow fug.

Hatejenforever @ 11/15/2009 at 3:59 pm

Cant stand her!!!!!!

Jennifer looks beautiful! Glad she is getting some r and r.

Please, if I had the money, I’d be doing the exact same thing! I really like the hat, it is cute.

brangelina @ 11/15/2009 at 4:07 pm

@WORTH REPOSTING: don’t know what your issue is? so what jennifer broke with tate to date some one else? big deal! jennifer wasn’t married tate, move on, you sound like a bitter branagelina.

She will have plenty of time to spend in Meh-hee-co after The Baster and The Bounty tank.

WOW
angie doesnt look that good after her brats and csection
YOU GO JENNIFER

looking lovely and looking gorgoues with healthy looking body. love to see her getting fresh air from filty thing out here in LA. life is short go injoy life what ever makes you happy.

Jen is so fine!

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/15/2009 at 4:10 pm

Sh*t Happens has been laid to rest a few year ago….
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PR, PR. Showing my goodies just to make people forget that i am a mediocre actress and that my ‘baby’ was sent to the cemetary 7 weeks after i gave birth to it and it bombed like the previous one.
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Grade F for the PR trick . Can do better. .
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You are losing your manipulating skills jen, You were better before when you trapped King Pitt !

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/15/2009 at 4:12 pm

afew days ago

soho crocope @ 11/15/2009 at 4:12 pm

@WORTH REPOSTING:

you DO know that Laura Dern was engaged to B.B. Thorton when Angelina started dating him????

@soho crocope:

The way Laura tells it, she went out of town to film a movie and the next thing she knew was that Angelina was married to her boyfriend.

WHO THE FCK IS LAURA DERN??

@Not Impressed by JA: Jen doesn’t have to manipulate that is angelina according to Ian’s book that is coming. Wondering why brangelina’s blame everything on Jen? Lots of stars don’t care for angelina: Madonna – I could be an ambassador but I do more good at what I am doing – directed toward who? Jen- not – she isn’t an ambassador? Angelina. Kristen Stewart – I don’t want to be angelina – get it – megan foxx – no to angelina – get it others have moved on – it is you crazy brangelinas that are stuck! Jen has been moved on yet if you let her go – what would angelina be? nothing…. again,

looniefer

what PR photo op? there is no problem with her, the problem is them. the only thing she is way from LA until the filty air clear. Just being her , relax and not way to tight , or wearing expensive gown blah blha. Just being herself.

The triangle is old. These people have nothing to do with one another.

Charming how someone on here stoops so LOW, as to attack children and mock them and call them ‘brats’. Typical immoral Aniston fanbase, all pieces of black-hearted hate-filled TRASH. The only reason Sluttifer can’t have children, the because the effing filthy greasy sl.ut’s hole is so wide from being the Hollywood Door ****, that any fetus would fly right out of her.
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As to sohocrocope, you DO know that you have your facts WRONG, and LD and BBT were over LOOONNNNGGGG before he started dating Angelina? Of course not. Research on timelines is, like morals and common human decency, not a Loonifer fanbase strongpoint.

one of the most gogoues body in the businuss. Jen let the mess deal with it self , it will be cool down. you do not have to worry , you come back to your gogeues city and injoy it. i am sure the flity will go to thier country.

Jen where did you get your hat? Enjoy your time off.

i love the smile and the relax attitued. and i do not give A F@ck attitued. love you jen .

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/15/2009 at 4:23 pm

soho crocope @ 11/15/2009 at 4:12 pm @WORTH REPOSTING:

you DO know that Laura Dern was engaged to B.B. Thorton when Angelina started dating him????
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You do know that before that engament, LAURA DERN had an affair with BBT while he was married to his third wife and had children with her ?
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You do know that Laura harassed BBT for months to divorce his wife for her and he finally did it after months of an affair with DERN. Then he took his time and wasn’t so eager to marry his mistress after she made him divorced for her. BBT said how pushy about that marraige she was.
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Why do you think that she ran quickly after another married man and get pregnant asap ? To trick him cause she didn’t want to spend years of breaking up a marriage and another family and not ending up being married to her lover afttewards which is always her plan.
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Laura Dern trapped two men with families and the second time, she made sure that she trapped him for good. She got pregnant within weeks on purpose and gave birth a few months apart from the legitimate wife…all this while her lover was still married to his wife.
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Laura Dern is the epitome of homewrecking.

Jennifer looks AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!jesus! too bad i’m not into girls.i will go lesbian for her anytime lol. she is Beautiful…..

love them @ 11/15/2009 at 4:24 pm

Please, all of her movies are jokes and failures and she is doing what she does best, running away, showing herself tanning and showing us all what a loser she is.
Look at Brad and Angie, successful,loving, beautiful children, giving, and loving everyday wtih each other and their children, what does this lonely, can’t keep a man loser have?? Yeah going to Mexico and tanning and accepting any loser movie that comes her way because she can’t get any role that has substance or challenges her acting abilities!!!
Brad and Angie are happy and in love and this loser is what she will be known for- a bitter, lonely, can’t get over her X, pathetic woman. And you, her fans are as pathetic as she is, you are all dumped, can’t find another man, afraid to get on with your life-losers!!!! Look at bet, enough said!!!!!

WOW, what a body!

Tom, gees you loonifers, like jen, cannot move on, can you? Even citing a TABLOID book full of lies, because you are SO desperate. Ian is the same mental RECLUSE, that also calimed he had homosexual sex with Michael Jackson 17 (seventeen) times! The guy is extremely ill in the head, and everyone in Hollywood knows it. Trust a loonifer to, ONCE AGAIN, cite tabloid LIES as gossip. Too gullible and uneducated to discern between truth and obvious absurd lies.

Okay – she looks great! But can’t help but wonder what her life will be like 15 years from now. She better start working on doing something else with her life other than counting on her looks. She appears to be rather shallow.

her boobs and stomach sure are saggy for not having any kids. time for a breast lift and diet

i love her style. she is not trying to be up tight, she kind of woman who just wear jeans and tishirt vola to go. just relax attitud through the whole thing. live youlife as long as there is not law that say you have to live this way that way. love you again.

i love her style. she is not trying to be up tight, she kind of woman who just wear jeans and tishirt vola to go. just relax attitud through the whole thing. live youlife as long as there is not law that say you have to live this way that way. love you again.

love them @ 11/15/2009 at 4:30 pm

@ Tom Do you really think Angelina care about what Madonna, Megan Fox, Ks think of her? Please, get a brain cell! Angelina Jolie RULES!!!!!

Ian also said Aniston is asexual. brad got a sudanese woman pregnant. Angie has sex with plants. you must be a little off to believe him.

christy

means she is successfull woman, According to you if she does not have a man publicly( privatly we do not know who probably swept way from her feet) does not count life. Even who said if you do not have a man that consider not life. Rull your life , no one can rull you.

What’s going on with the CHIPMUNK LOOKING X? WHY IS SHE COVERING HER LEGS.

What’s going on with the CHIPMUNK LOOKING X? WHY IS SHE COVERING HER LEGS.

What’s going on with the CHIPMUNK LOOKING X? WHY IS SHE COVERING HER LEGS.

soho crocope @ 11/15/2009 at 4:35 pm

@Dawn9476:

didn’t know that!! even worse…

@Marissa:
I agree Jen looks AMAZING! so toned and fit and fabulous. and her chichis are lush and perky, unlike angie’s shriveled titty sacks. And i’m not even a Jenaloonie.

@WORTH REPOSTING: Don’t forget Courtney dating a married Michael Keaton . I don’t now why these hags bring up LD she had an affair with BBT who was married to his 4th wife and Ben Harper who was married with children.

i always love her style, always relax attitued, not to serious. just being herslef. not taking things way to serious, just go with the flow attitued. love her.

Rocker # 33 WOW –W wHAT BODY ARE YOY TALKING ABOUT. -

Rocker # 33 WOW –W wHAT BODY ARE YOY TALKING ABOUT. -

just come out with bickiny the whole gogoues body and curve to see. She does not need expensive cloth and corsy under garment to make body curve.

just come out with bickiny the whole gogoues body and curve to see. She does not need expensive cloth and corsy under garment to make body curve.

Jen has a face her mom can’t love. Now her body is saggy and fatty.

**JAMIE** @ 11/15/2009 at 4:42 pm

gorgeous body love love

I love her hat
so cute

ash

she has the face which is cute , goes with her relax style .

GUESTTTTTTTTT @ 11/15/2009 at 4:45 pm

@Sim:

And yet it’s acceptable to make fun of reproductively-challenged women????

@bet:
I can’t imagine how ugly you are if you think that face is cute. spare me.

Jen does not wear a cloths that is heavy than your body wieght. She always wear something confy , some thing sexy. love her.

@Tom: What would Angelina Be? She would continue to be the highest paid actress in the world(Hollywood Reporter 2009 list) the most powerful celeb(Forbes), the most powerful actress ( Guiness Book of World Records 2009 and 2010 edition) ,UN ambassador, pilot, Oscar Winner, . On Time Magazine’s Influental list 3 years on a row , On the 2009 Vanity Fair establishment.. Member of Council of Foreign Relations and most importantly – Mother. Jen ex sitcom actress and dog owner Oh yeah Angie is a dog owner too. So Jen has the ex sitcom actress title locked up. Have a Great Sunday Luv

ash

unfortunatly i am black, but if i am white i do not mind looking like her, l like women who look more relax and cute face . i do not like women who look like manicune or frozen face.

15 on blackjack scale

@GUESTTTTTTTTT: No one on this thread did. Again, your lack of comprehension is on show…

funny Jen @ 11/15/2009 at 4:51 pm

hahahahahahaha They finally sent the ass and crouch show pics with The acting coach to jared? cause the JP are taking the web ohhhh . I agree with someone who said if she is not predictable she is nothing.

love you jen , keep doing what you doing , do not give a Sh@t to any crap out there. you do not have to say anything to any crap out there. just keep living life . you are living your life not anyone. everything outhere is just big space need not be recoginze.

@bet: Mannequin not manicune I assume this bet person is, nevermind I won’t go there.

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 4:53 pm

@brangelina:
jennifer and tate were engaged to be married at the time she dumped him to pursue Brad…..
she may not have been married but the engagement ring sure showed she was getting married.

@Sim:
you did you said about how a fetus would fly outta there

Jen is a classy lady

Funny jen

how predictable? what does that mean? you can not do what you love doing in life. she love mexico and she went there to get fresh air. what preditible about it? she is not the one who are being called maniplative , nothing she has to hide. there is not sekeleton in her life ,

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 4:57 pm

@Tom:
megan fox wishes she had angelinas talent
kristen stewart is one hell of a weirdo who can’t seem to tell the truth a bout Rob. and wants to compare herslef to angie based on what? not talent thats for sure.

both Megan and Kristen are mediocre naive actresses who got some fame thru action or sequel movies ….they have not shown any talent besides that.

angie at least has proven her chops and her humanity

what has kristen and megan proven other than being some whiney ******* who can’t deal with the fact they have fans from twilight and transformers.

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 4:59 pm

@bet:
not according to the polls
she hasn’t been on a sexy list in years.

@Tom:
Now you are the one that is manipulating people because all those comments that you just used, you used them out of context. Because Angelina is not the only ambassador out there. Drew Berrymore, Nicole Kidmen, and many others. Now why is it the Angelina Jolie is the only one that you directed that comment to? Why can’t it be any of the others ambassador out there? And the Kristin comment was that she did not want to be as famous as Angelina Jolie because Angelina gets a lot of attention. And Kristin said that she did not want that kind of attention on her. As for Megan her comment was because people are comparing her to Angelina Jolie and she said that she is not the next Angelina. I also hate to say this but it looks like Jen is the one that has not moved on because she is that one that is still alone. And she is alos the one that keeps bringing things up. Because people were starting to forget what happen and then Jen had to go out there and say that “What Angelina did was uncool,” That does not sound like someone that has moved on. The thing with Jen is that she needs this whole Brad-Angelina-Jen triangle because that is the only way that people know her for, now. Because if you ask people about Jen they would say “are you talkig about the women that Brad use to be married to that can’t seem to move on?” So before you start cutting and taking bits of interviews and quotes, I think that you need to put the whole quote down. Just saying.

Hahah. Wow. Some people have serious issues. If you can’t see that Jennifer has an amazing body, then you’re obviously into that aneroxia look, which is killing a lot of teen girls. Love, Jen!

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:03 pm

@Dawn9476:
is that the way mr. harpers ex wife says it?
I mean jen was engaged when whe took off after Brad
Laura was not married
but the guy she went after mr. harper was and his wife was SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT!
lets see how would mr. harpers ex wife would have put it.

I went out of town to visit my mom and the next thing I knew I was giving birth alone to my child with my husband busy shacking up with some horse faced actress named Laura Dern.

To those who keep praising Jen’s alleged beauty,

You are not Jen. You are attempting to convince people that average Jen is beautiful, and by turn, desperately trying to convince folks you are not average looking. You feel as if your beauty is somehow attached to hers. If people feel Jen is beautiful, then so would you be. Unfortunately, no one things Jen is beautiful. Only reason she was ever called pretty was because she was standing next to Brad.

love them @ 11/15/2009 at 5:04 pm

@Kim#62 ITA, you are right on!
How many people predicted that the Ho would be in Mexico, showing her saggy boobs looking a liitle rough body to everyone? It’s amazing how predictable and this woman does not change one bit of her life or do any good for this world, her compared to Angie? Can’t be done! Enough of you losers especially you bet. What WTF is up with YOU????? 1st of all you -nevermind there are too many things to say about you- all negative! Get a life, I will not waste anymore of my time with you dumped, has beens. Bet why don’t you call the Ho? you are so totally in love with her, maybe you will be the one- call her-please-

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/15/2009 at 5:06 pm

I thought overweight kill much much more…if you want to go to the extremes when comparing.

WORTH REPOSTING @ 11/15/2009 at 5:07 pm

@GUESTTTTTTTTT:
I am one of those you mention and I still don’t like Jen’s phony a*ss, nor her bully fans, whether she is one of “us, those women” or not.

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Jenny sure can get loose on vacation and get chubbier if she wants (jamona, others would say), but she deos not have all the responsibilities working moms have, and millions of dollars to get in shape for her next mpovie, all she has to do is run behind her dogs…ooops I forgot, the crew in her movies get to do that.. so…no responsibilities for jenny poo… how suave, difficult life, STOP making her the victim!, if any, you haters, have made the children the victims here.

to damba bet @ 11/15/2009 at 5:08 pm

4 days old pics sent to compet. It is predictable of whinny ,after all this all she got. The book was written about the triple A star jolie. No one cares to write a book about fraudston .

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:13 pm

@luvsajbp:
the triangle was kept going by Jen on every magazine interview and talk show interview she would bring it up.
she knew that the only way she was even relative and could generate some pity points.

Problem is its what alsmot five years later and she now looks like a fool while other actresses that were uin her same shoes have moved on had babies of their own have strong relationships without saying a word about their exes.

Jen now has to look back and see her foolishness. had she been more classy she might have ben invited for thanksgiving at the pitts. she might not have been told by Brads family to stop badgering Brad , angie and the kids.
she could have been making her trips to cabo with a stable man by her side – instead of having to go thru a parade of men who dumped her cause she just wouldn’t shut up about her ex.
and her fans wonder why she doesn’t have a man.

Why is she covering her bottom half with a towel?

Angie’s body (gave birth to 3 kids) is hotter than the barren hag Jen.

truth to be told

she is one of the most gorgoues body out there. by far she put all the sekelton no where to be found. she make the wooden leg, panckass, box shape waist, not to show there body, make them straggle to use expensive undergament and cloth heavy than thier owen weight. how funny how one can get relax with that heavey cloths and undergarment ha ha it they use dress heavy than thier owen body weight. and expansive undegamnet to creat a curve on them. poor them you can not creat a body with money. If you do not have it , you do not have it, and deal with it.

truth to be told

she is one of the most gorgoues body out there. by far she put all the sekelton no where to be found. she make the wooden leg, panckass, box shape waist, not to show there body, make them straggle to use expensive undergament and cloth heavy than thier owen weight. how funny how one can get relax with that heavey cloths and undergarment ha ha it they use dress heavy than thier owen body weight. and expansive undegamnet to creat a curve on them. poor them you can not creat a body with money. If you do not have it , you do not have it, and deal with it.

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:17 pm

#1. Dating no-no

Discussing past relationships
Stop! Before you even begin sharing your story of how he did me wrong or how she played me, just stop yourself and think. If you bad-mouth a former lover, won’t a new friend wonder what you’d say when he or she is gone? Even if you think your last mate was wonderful, be judicious with what you share.

Unknowingly, you could create a situation where your date feels pressured to live up to the model of your perfect love. Dredging up past lovers with new friends is the No. 1 no-no in dating.

With all her money, she ends up in Mexico again? She’s so limited in her ability to explore other locations…..If I had her money, I’d go exploring alot more than the touristy traps like Cabos….

I guess she must be a creature of habit…eating the same lunch for 10 years and spending every holiday with CoCox and making bomb after bomb must be what she is comfortable with.

Go away, you washed up fug….

love them @ 11/15/2009 at 5:18 pm

@Jcali ok one more comment- it’s called cellulite! And it’s called what BradPitt didn’t want!!!!!!!!!!!

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:18 pm

#2. Dating no-no

Sharing your drama

Everyone has a story of personal struggle. That doesn’t mean everyone wants to hear yours. Until your suitor becomes your friend, save the drama for Oprah or Montel. A date is no place for confessions. “You really don’t know that person,” says Dr. Patricia Fisher, a Washington, D.C., psychologist. “In the beginning, you are just starting to get a sense of who he or she is.”

@liz:

Opinions on looks are subjective.

i love my non nonsens, relax jen forever. i love her very simple life and get the F@ck out my life attitued. love her.

i love my non nonsens, relax jen forever. i love her very simple life and get the F@ck out my life attitued. love her.

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:20 pm

#5. Dating no-no

Being needy and desperate
The rage on the radio might be finding a mate to pay your bills, but when it comes to dating, that’s a bad opening note. Men and women look for independent companions who can handle their own affairs. If you constantly need words of affirmation from a lover, you probably don’t need to be dating. Instead, spend some time alone and get yourself together

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:21 pm

#6. Dating no-no

Making assumptions

You pick the restaurant. You take the menu and place your date’s order. You choose the play you see after dinner. “Don’t make assumptions about what the other person wants or is thinking or feeling,” says one expert. “Check it out. Then verify.”

Some people might appreciate that you take charge, but others may resent it. Until you know, err on the side of balance.

which is why her assumptin of training men like a dog is totally wrong.

WORTH REPOSTING @ 11/15/2009 at 5:22 pm

@bet:

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just come out with bickiny the whole gogoues body and curve to see. She does not need expensive cloth and corsy under garment to make body curve.

just come out with bickiny the whole gogoues body and curve to see. She does not need expensive cloth and corsy under garment to make body curve.

YES SHE does
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1745251/jennifer-aniston-2009-oscars-07/
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http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/1745261/jennifer-aniston-2009-oscars-08/

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:23 pm

#8.dating no-no

Putting up a front

You look at your life and think it sounds amazingly routine. So you embellish. You add a trip to the Bahamas, an eccentric aunt or an impressive title. Or maybe you love Ethiopian cuisine but know your date hates it. Suddenly, you dislike it too. By putting up a front, you are cheating your new friend out of getting to know the real you. As comedian Chris Rock says, the person may see your face, but he or she is meeting your representative.

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:25 pm

#10. Dating no-no

Taking things too seriously

Inhale deeply. That’s good. Now exhale. Remember that exercise as you date. Holding your breath for Mr. Right or Ms. Perfect can set you up for defeat.

“One of the mistakes people make, especially women, is to look at a date as a future lifetime partner,” says Boyd. “That’s not what dating is about at all. Dating is just getting to know someone.”

Some people think if they date someone for three months, says Dr. Fisher, it’s time to get engaged. In the rush to the chapel, they forget to enjoy the, steps along the way. “Slow down and get to know your date,” she says. “Why not try courting? We live in such an instant society–instant oatmeal, instant milk, instant relationships. It really doesn’t work that way. Relationships have to be nurtured.”

love them @ 11/15/2009 at 5:25 pm

bet look at one of your post and look how stupid you are! i love my non nonsens???? WTF is that??? You are an idiot and I won’t waste my time with a moron like you- call the ho you would make the perfect couple!!!

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:26 pm

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Are you dating or in a serious relationship? Did you realize that very often we make the same dating mistakes over and over again? As outlined in my book “the Ultimate Online Dating Handbook” sometimes these mistakes can lead to losing the date of our dreams, or possibly being in a bad relationship. I’ve compiled a list of dating No-nos which will help you identify a possible problem that you can work on to improve your dating experience.

#1 – Playing Games:
When it comes to dating we all have a fear of rejection. This is human nature. So playing it cool and not getting too involved with others makes us feel safe. Only problem with this is you may come off as being cold and aloof. For many people this is a real turn-off. And you may find the date of your dreams slipping away. The best way to find a loving relationship is to be real. People will be far more receptive to you if they believe you are genuine.

which is why vince took the high road and is now happily engaged to be married to a geniune woman.

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:28 pm

#3 – Are you always talking about your ex?
Carrying old baggage into a new relationship can be disastrous. Sure we’ve all had previous relationships, and yes your new love will find out about them. But, if you are constantly complaining about your ex, or always comparing your current love to your ex, it will get real old, real fast.

Instead, take some time to get to know this person. Give yourself the opportunity for a new start. Try to work out any old problems before you start up a new relationship. This way you won’t allow the old baggage to cloud your judgment and affect your actions with your new love. Always talking about your ex may have you losing the date of your dreams.

which is why john boy dumped her twice and moved on quickly to someone with less baggage.

Let’s see up @ 9am have a cigarette and a bottle Of Smartwater, eat Breakfast prepared by chef, take a 2 minute shower She lives a green lifestyle. Do Yoga for 4 hrs. chef prepares a late lunch. Read rom com scripts. Have hairstylist come by to do hair. Go to early dinner with Courtney and David as a 3rd wheel as usual…

truth be told @ 11/15/2009 at 5:30 pm

#5 – Thinking Obsessively:
Are you a worrier? If so, don’t let it ruin your relationship with the date of your dreams. Many people will worry over a relationship, even before it has a chance to really get going. You’ll worry over what he/she said, or what your response was to something said. You’ll worry over whether the relationship is moving to fast or to slow. Or whether the relationship is working at all. And, what will your friends think, your family think and so on. You need to understand that this sort of obsessive behavior is a real relationship killer. Try to build some self-confidence and trust that the relationship will work. And at a pace which is perfect for the both of you.

#6 – The Interrogation:
Do you want to know every detail of someone’s life, and try to get it out of him/her on the first date? Well, you can’t, not on the first or even the second date. If you come off as “The Interrogator” your new dream date will soon become tired of answering all your questions and move on to someone else. How many kids do you want to have? is not a good opening line on a first date. Just relax, let things happen naturally through simple conversation. Soon you’ll know all there is to know about you new friend. So relax and just have some fun with you new date.

#7 – What about your needs?
Do you want kids, but, he/she does not? Did you tell him/her you want kids or are you just going along with his/her idea of life? You must be able to directly communicate your needs. If you don’t you will spend your time in a relationship without having your needs met. You need to know what your own needs are and what his/her needs are before starting a serious relationship. When talking about your needs be assertive. Not bossy, naggy or demanding. But, tactful and direct. And, if the two of you can not agree on meeting each other’s needs, (what ever they maybe) then it is time to re-evaluate the relationship. In any relationship whether it be personal or business the needs of all parties involved must be met.

WORTH REPOSTING @ 11/15/2009 at 5:31 pm

oops I forgot, she’s had no babies yet… big changes in a woman’s body. nevermind all the time in her hands and all the space in her mansion to do exercise, money to get trainers, she just must love too much her little passtimes, if you know what I mean… not only ciggies and alcohol (the latter is just pure calories)

@ bet @ 11/15/2009 at 4:49 pm

ash

unfortunatly i am black, but if i am white i do not mind looking like her, l like women who look more relax and cute face . i do not like women who look like manicune or frozen face.

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BET YOU LYING PIECE OF **** FIRST YOU WERE KOREAN AND NOW YOU ARE BLACK PLEASE DON’T INSULT THE BLACK RACE WITH YOUR 3RD GRADE WRITING STYLE YOU PAID DOG

Danny @ 11/15/2009 at 5:33 pm

@ bet @ 11/15/2009 at 4:49 pm

ash

unfortunatly i am black, but if i am white i do not mind looking like her, l like women who look more relax and cute face . i do not like women who look like manicune or frozen face.

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BET YOU LYING PIECE OF **** FIRST YOU WERE KOREAN AND NOW YOU ARE BLACK PLEASE DON’T INSULT THE BLACK RACE WITH YOUR 3RD GRADE WRITING STYLE YOU PAID DOG
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Bet lied too much and forgot what she said before. hehehe

Danny @ 11/15/2009 at 5:33 pm

@ bet @ 11/15/2009 at 4:49 pm

ash

unfortunatly i am black, but if i am white i do not mind looking like her, l like women who look more relax and cute face . i do not like women who look like manicune or frozen face.

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“unfortunately i’m black” are you freaking kidding me? You self loathing racist. Black people don’t want your uneducated ass.

GUESTTTTTTTTT @ 11/15/2009 at 4:45 pm
@Sim:
And yet it’s acceptable to make fun of reproductively-challenged women????
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“Reproductively-challenged” my ass. She doesn’t want children and she’s too dishonest to admit it. Nothing wrong with not wanting children, it’s her decision, but for Christ’s sake shut up with the I-will-and-I-am-and-I-do bullshit. Nobody believed it then and nobody believes it now.

bet @ 11/15/2009 at 4:42 pm
just come out with bickiny the whole gogoues body and curve to see. She does not need expensive cloth and corsy under garment to make body curve.
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WTF is a “bickiny” and a “corsy” and what does “gogoues” mean? Would you care to enlighten the masses about your esoteric spelling? Or are you just too damn lazy to get a dictionary?

@Jill:
What does it matter to you? And why are you so angry about it. If she has kids she has kids, if she doesn’t she doesn’t.

Life &Style ROCKS @ 11/15/2009 at 7:00 pm

Jolie’s world is turned upside down, inside out and all EXPOSED. Life & Style has called her out on all her lies using her own words as proof. Her words do not match her actions and she’s been called out on it. More and more this woman is being exposed and brad is distancing himself from her. Proof that she was made to keep her hands off him and in her pockets at the are museum. TEE HEE. Fatties couldn’t salivate over Pittporn. bwahahaha.

Jen looks great in her pics. Loons can’t say she’s doing nothing cause their idol was just standing around in a dress last night doing nothing but getting her picture taken to stay relevant cause NO MOVIES COMING HER WAY.

Truth About Paid Poster Bet @ 11/15/2009 at 7:07 pm

bet @ 11/15/2009 at 4:49 pm ash

unfortunatly i am black, but if i am white i do not mind looking like her, l like women who look more relax and cute face .

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She is a LYING SACK OF SH!T. First, blacks do not find our race an “unfortunate” circumstance. We are proud to be black.

Second, no self-respecting black would worship RACIST John Mayer the way the PAID TROLL bet does,

The troll is VIETNAMESE, from Jared’s small group of Vietnamese Americans hired to pump-up bord traffic Jared gets reimbursed by Huvane’s office for all of bet’s pro-Aniston posts, which explains why she LIVES on this freakin board.

Bạn LIE cho tiền bạc, bạn stupid ***** ít với bẩn FEET. Bạn có thể có tình dục cũng cho tiền.

Does this chick anothers suimsuit? This is like the millionth time i’ve seen her photographed in this purple bikini. But yeahJen’s body is nice. Not the best ever as some of her fans like to say, but it’s nice and she’s in good shape. Too bad her face is so fug though!

Jen=BUTTERFACE!

She looks good but if her body had a couple of kids…it would have flaws like the rest of us.

She looks like a man.

boring pics
nothing exciting about them
altho she still has some decent boobs
im kinda surprised that courtney cox isnt with her
wear something else jen, then ill say something nice =]

PAID POSTERS ABOUND @ 11/15/2009 at 7:24 pm

Life &Style ROCKS @ 11/15/2009 at 7:00 pm Jolie’s world is turned upside down, inside out and all EXPOSED. Life & Style has called her out on all her lies using her own words as proof. Her words do not match her actions and she’s been called out on it. More and more this woman is being exposed and brad is distancing himself from her. Proof that she was made to keep her hands off him and in her pockets at the are museum. TEE HEE. Fatties couldn’t salivate over Pittporn. bwahahaha.

Jen looks great in her pics. Loons can’t say she’s doing nothing cause their idol was just standing around in a dress last night doing nothing but getting her picture taken to stay relevant cause NO MOVIES COMING HER WAY.

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My how the mighty have fallen. I remember when Huvane used to be a relevant PR man. Now he is reduced to hiring PAID POSTERS to balatanly lie on blogs to try to keep his AGING, HAS BEEN , PLASTIC NIPPLE-WEARING, BOTOXED GRANDMA CLIENT relevant.

So JOLIE has no movies coming her way????!!! The same woman who is Forbes’ NUMBER ONE HIGHEST PAID FEMALE ACTRESS IN HOLLYWOOD? The woman who replaces MALE A-list stars in studio blockbusters, while Nippleston is reduced to LOW BUDGET INDIES that FLOP. Poor old dried up B!TCH couldn’t even clear ONE MILLION DOLLARS on her Sh!t Happens FLOP. LOL!!!!

By all means, Dear, keep your hilarious posts coming. I’m sure you desperately need each 15 cents that you earn (But you should demand a raise. Huvane is paying you slave wages, Hon)..

anonymous @ 11/15/2009 at 7:29 pm

Uh oh. Why is Jen so paunchy? She’s only 41. Too young to be losing your stomach – unless she’s drinking too much. Jen, careful. You don’t have a naturally lithe body – don’t throw away all your hard work by getting careless now.
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The vacation looks like fun. I love the purple.
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God, some of you posters need to get schooled on reality. How many times does Billy Bob Thornton have to announce to the world that he and Laura Dern broke off their engagement and their relationship BEFORE she went away on location? Bill Bob could not have been more clear. Laura was lying about the state of her relationship with him when Billy Bob got together with Angelina. They were over by then.
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Laura also lies about not knowing that Billy Bob and Angelina had started seeing each other. Laura always fails to mention that she herself talked to both Angelina and Billy Bob by telephone and they told her they were seeing each other. This is when she kept calling Billy Bob trying to get him back. This was BEFORE Billy married Angelina.
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Google is your friend. Try it sometime.

truthfully–angelina has a more beautiful face, but her body is ugly. she is stick skinny, has a box-like waist, no butt, sticks for legs, and mannish hands. she was not blessed with a beautiful body, jennifer has a gorgeous body: fit, toned, sexy muscular: tight abs and a perky booty and always tan. I LOVE JENNIFER YOU GO GIRL WOOT WOOT!

@WORTH REPOSTING

I Agree! For someone who hasn’t had kids and has as much money as she has to afford personal trainers, the best body/facial treatments, etc. Jennifer SHOULD have a nice body. She has no excuse not too. She has no kids or anything to do but make movies, tan and exercise. I don’t know why her fans are so impressed with her body. Anyone with that amount of money and access to personal trainers and the best cosmetic treatments would also have a nice body.

Too bad a good body wont last forever though so Jen fans can keep going on about her great body, but her face is not attractive. Jen fans always trash Angie’s body and call her a bag of bones, but at least she has a beautiful face, which will last longer. You can change your body, but can’t change your face and no amount of working out or surgery will EVER make big nosed, big chin JEN pretty! NOT EVER.

and i do agree with what someone said earlier about hte triangle being old–i think it was a scandal when it happened b/c all parties admit that if brad had not met angelina, him and jen would still be married, but that was literally half a decade ago!!!! i think the tabloids are just running out of ideas and creating a story. i think all three of them have literally moved on, even jennifer aniston.

Jen esta fantastica!!! gracias por las fotos!

Jen is such a hootchie.

@llll: Angie makes beauty and sexy list year after year after year. Have you seen her pics for yesterday after 2 births and she is stunning as ever. Jealousy can’t put her down.

truv @ 11/15/2009 at 6:05 pm
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truv @ 11/15/2009 at 6:05 pm
@Jill:
What does it matter to you? And why are you so angry about it. If she has kids she has kids, if she doesn’t she doesn’t.
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You didn’t get it, but being an Aniston fan, I’m not all that surprised. You Jenhags have a reputation for not being the sharpest knife in the drawer, know what I’m saying?
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So I will put it very simply so you can understand it:
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I have no problem with Aniston not having or wanting kids.
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It’s her body.
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It’s her life.
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But she should at least be honest about it and stop the bullshit about wanting kids when she obviously doesn’t and never did.
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Is that plain enough for you?

Tom @ 11/15/2009 at 4:18 pm

@Not Impressed by JA: Jen doesn’t have to manipulate that is angelina according to Ian’s book that is coming. Wondering why brangelina’s blame everything on Jen? Lots of stars don’t care for angelina: Madonna – I could be an ambassador but I do more good at what I am doing – directed toward who? Jen- not – she isn’t an ambassador? Angelina. Kristen Stewart – I don’t want to be angelina – get it – megan foxx – no to angelina – get it others have moved on – it is you crazy brangelinas that are stuck! Jen has been moved on yet if you let her go – what would angelina be? nothing…. again,

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Hi, you sound like you’re new in town (sarcasm). All of Pitt and Jolie’s fans do not blame Aniston for EVERYTHING. The one who gets left always gets the pity, but the party has gone on WAY to long thanks to Aniston’s fans. Even admonitions from Aniston NOT to pity her have fallen on the deaf ears of her fans who want to continue to wage this silly team Aniston/team Jolie war; it’s like a bunch of kids bickering over who has the best toy.
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These people may have moved on, but not SOME of their fans.. As for Aniston, has she been confiding in you? I don’t think so, so you don’t know what Aniston thinks or feels about anything. As for Madonna, Stewart and Fox, you seem to think there is some ‘bad’ message about Jolie in what they said. Steward doesn’t want the kind of celebrity that Jolie has that bring a lot of paparazzi attention or crazed fans, nothing wrong with that. Megan wants to be herself not someone else, duh! Although she’s doing a good job of trying to model herself after Angelina. lol As for Madonna “could be, should be” she ISN’T.
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What you have failed to mention is that there are more important people in Hollywood who admire them. Never has anyone who works with either of them had a bad thing to say about them; just the opposite. She and Pitt are respected by well-known directors who asks them to be in their movies. The fact that they are admired in their work and humanitarian pursuits is no knock against Aniston, but most of her fans act like it is. Though not being a particular fan of Aniston’s I certainly can admire her accomplishments. She’s built a nice career for herself. if that’s all she wants in life, she shouldn’t be put down because of it.
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As for this Ian’s book, do you believe EVERYTHING that’s in print? When some tabloid says that Aniston is lonely with only a dog for comfort or that she’s been dumped again, you don’t believe that, but you’re eager to believe any negative thing about Pitt and Jolie. Do you Know why is he writing about Pitt and Jolie? Because they SELL.
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Frankly, if he wanted to write a book about Aniston, what interesting things could he say about her? She has a great body? She makes Rom-Coms? She has millions? She’s unlucky at love? Take away the Pitt and Jolie factor in her life and she’s as boring as stale white bread. She could be a better actress, not that she’s a bad one now, if she took chances, but she won’t. She’ll go on making rom-coms until they bring her the first social security check. I Wonder if she’ll still be barging in on Courteney’s and David’s date nights or having those regular psychiatric visits. Maybe she can leave her millions to some Save The Dogs foundation.

The fact is that neither Pitt or Jolie are angels; Aniston isn’t either, she just don’t want people to know much about her. If you don’t think there is a well oiled machine that manages her pubic image ( ie pubic manipulation), you’re naive. Someone who’s been in therapy over 20 years have things to hide, things they don’t even want their friends to know. There is just so much baggage even a good friend can handle. However, her fans paint her as someone who does no wrong. People who make mistakes in life, LIVE life. They don’t sit around waiting for something to happen; they don’t fear life, they may fear being hurt or wronged, but they take the chance. It can’t be easy for her to live with this ‘perfect’ image she , her publicity team and fans have made.
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Anyway, Tom, welcome to the neighborhood. lol
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Great post Jaye! You nailed it

wow , she does look fat….

bet ………. gives Jack-Ass a whole new meaning..hahaha

People are always talking about her body, face, and personality, like she is all that. Am I the only one curious as to why men are not knocking down her door to be with her? Or why the men she has dated dump her? And why is it that her “rumored” boyfriends vehemently deny dating her. It’s like she is poison.

here we go... @ 11/15/2009 at 8:53 pm

@Dawn9476:

do you fools have a brain. If Laura was still with BBT.. are you telling me that this woman that was supposed to be engaged to this man did not talk to him the entire time she was filming.. they never saw each other.. According to BBT. the relationship was OVER and Laura knew it.. I go out of town or my boyfriend for a day.. and we talk at least 5 times in a day.. and this woman and some of you idiots want the world to believe that she had a relationshiop with a man she had not seen or spoken to in months.. OK that makes sense.. to a person with a low IQ

People grow the hell up and smell the coffee.. Laura Dern needs to talk to BBT ex-wife. she was with him when the wife was either pregnant or had the baby.. She is one to talk..

OMG.. I guess Angie is responsible for everything in the world..

Damn she is more powerful then I gave her credit for.

Move on.. Comment on Jen and her body, hair and whatever.. Leave Angie alone.. She has nothing to do with Jen and Jen has nothing to do with her. Brad is gone and made his choice. It was Angelina.. 5 years later and you people can’t say anything about Aniston without comparing her to Jolie..

That is what make this woman pathetic.. Her fans.. not the Jolie-Pitt fans.. HER FANS MAKE HER SEEM LIKE A LOSER.. every time you do that..

@Jill:
I’m not an Aniston fan. Way to overreact. Just a fan of common sense.

No one can say whether she’s honest or not, not you, not I. No one here on this board. Grow up.

@jaye: Excellent Post Jaye-Well thought out and sensible. Although Bet would not understand it in a million years. She is one of the “Jen is perfect”crowd. The other day she said that USWeakly were liers for something that they said about Jen,then quoted them as telling the truth when they spoke about BP/AJ.
I agree,JA played the “poor me” card for way to long-others like Kidman,Berry,Witherspoon and many other woman ALSO had painful,public break-ups but acted very differently to JA and look at those woman now-New BF’s,husbands and babies.And BP&Jen had no kids and they got a divorce(Big Deal)Anf these woman have respect as well,while Jen’s big movie career has never materilized! She chose to give up Brad for a movie career/and it’s backfired badly!

Also BET-HOW can you say the same stuff day after day,year after year and NEVER improve your spelling one bit. Look up words in the dictionary,it’s not hard and you use the SAME words every-day! You also said that you were ASAIN,but today you are BLACK-I call a big BS from a paid poster,either paid by JJ or Huvane

saira @ 11/15/2009 at 8:51 pm
People are always talking about her body, face, and personality, like she is all that. Am I the only one curious as to why men are not knocking down her door to be with her? Or why the men she has dated dump her? And why is it that her “rumored” boyfriends vehemently deny dating her. It’s like she is poison.
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Thank you. I have been asking all her fans on here: if she’s so hot, why can’t she keep a man? None of them seem to have an answer to that.
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Well, maybe I can suggest one: physical attributes alone can’t keep a man. A guy wants a woman with intelligence, wisdom, awareness, sympathy, compassion, knowledgeability, etc. In other words, they want the total package. When all is said and done, looks are very low on the list. And once the guys try to see beyond her looks, they realize there is nothing there. And off they go.
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As to why her rumored “boyfriends” deny dating her — who wants his name to be linked to a woman who has become the poster girl for dumped and desperate?

TOM-You can’t seriously believe that Angelina would be nothing without Jen.If you do then you are seriously deluded. Let’s make a list

AJ HAS- Brad,6 kids,charity work,hot movie career,an Oscar,Oscar nom’ed this year,pilot & Forbes most influential movie star etc etc

JEN HAS- Half-a*ssed career,her dog,same place to travel,while eating the same salad for the last 15 years.

WOW-Yeah who needs who???????

TOM-You can’t seriously believe that Angelina would be nothing without Jen.If you do then you are seriously deluded. Let’s make a list

AJ HAS- Brad,6 kids,charity work,hot movie career,an Oscar,Oscar nom’ed this year,pilot & Forbes most influential movie star etc etc

JEN HAS- Half-a*ssed career,her dog,same place to travel,while eating the same salad for the last 15 years.

WOW-Yeah who needs who???????

TOM-You can’t seriously believe that Angelina would be nothing without Jen.If you do then you are seriously deluded. Let’s make a list

AJ HAS- Brad,6 kids,charity work,hot movie career,an Oscar,Oscar nom’ed this year,pilot & Forbes most influential movie star etc etc

JEN HAS- Half-a*ssed career,her dog,same place to travel,while eating the same salad for the last 15 years.

WOW-Yeah who needs who???????

She looks pregnant in one picture. I’m so happy for her!

@Truth About Paid Poster Bet:
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that will explain how she keeps talking to herself for hours on end, no matter noone is answering. It will also explain how she, being that she could express whatever is in her neurone in one paragraph, she sends like 10 one-liners posts, sometimes posting the same more than twice, making aniston’s threads look bigger or longer than they really are.
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if you take out bet’s posts only, it would be maybe half or a third less number of posts easily.

truv @ 11/15/2009 at 4:20 pm The triangle is old. These people have nothing to do with one another.
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It’s true but unless JA is linked to BP/AJ she will be forgotten because her acting is mediocre at best, she doesn’t do anything interesting although she talks a lot about travelling somewhere she always ends up in Mexico in a bikini. Other than that she is known for a tv sitcom, her hair, a worked on body and most importantly a divorce to an Alister…..overall comes across as a shallow and empty headed sort of person with fans who relate to mediocrity and shallowness and reveal it in comments on blogs.

ManLESSton, I likely @ 11/15/2009 at 9:22 pm

I didn’t realize when Nippy said she was taking some time off it was from her diet and exercise. Nice gut Nippy. Covering the thighs. hmmm. They were looking rather portly in the funeral/wedding pics on Jared earlier last week. That bad huh? Sure to win a mention on worst beach bodies on E!

Uh-oh, Aniston has been over indulging with the cookie dough yet again.

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/15/2009 at 9:44 pm

Its not the cookie dought. It’s the margarittas. Ever since that funeral of Sh*t Happens’, happened, she has been drinking to forget it never recovered from comatose begining and passed away prematurely.
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It hurts having to burry a movie 7 weeks old.

jaye
if you guys are not able to move one from jennifer Aniston subject , how thing will work out. everytime some one says on you idol thread they do not like her dress, jennifer aniton name will appear, every times someone says she is skinny, jennier anstion name will appear, every times they use kids for publicty, jennifer Aniston name will appear, every times someones says they did not hold hand, jennifer Aniston name will appear, every tims some one says they going to split , jennifer Anstion name will appear, every time they said they do not like his beared , jennifer Ansiton name will appear, every time they said they did not smile , jennfer Anston name will appear, you lunatics do no move on, then how things will work out. you guys need to move one and things will be fine.

and also, every times i said i am a black person , every one get upset. i am a black person , no mix everything black root. you can not change that . my orgin is not from USA. but i am not giong to tell you where i am from , let that make you confused. if i use word that are not suppose to use english is not my orgine.the same way you can not change anyone l,ife. who said jennifer Ansiton not lilked by black people. most black women relate to her than to your freak, we do not believe over tight i am the queen and king and live fairtail life. Most of black women live single women . We more related to Jennife Aniston no nonsense and relaxed single woman attitued , than we are hollywood king and queen life. yes she is rich > Yes both of them are rich, but we relate to her than to the two freaks. and also, no one is burning cross here, and it not race issue. What jennifer Aniston expreince most women from what ever country or orgina or race will experience. She is more human and relatable to every orgina or race women.

She understands that her body is better to look at than her manly mug, so she keeps it covered….good girl Jen..keep the face covered!

AGA

ok Anglina is the most powerfull and most famous celebrity woman in the world, is that make you happy. can you get out of here now and we have deal .

AGA

ok Anglina is the most powerfull and most famous celebrity woman in the world, is that make you happy. can you get out of here now and we have deal .

@bet:
“let that make you confused.”
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honey , the only thing that confuses people here is your horrible writing, time passes and you do not improve. May the next year brings you lots of opportunities to learn and improve so you do not confuse people with your poor spelling. Being mysterious about your origin is a totally different matter, and your choice, just as whomever you choose as favorite celebrity.

@bet

Speak for your f****king self. I am a black woman and I don’t admire or relate to JA in anyway. I think she is nothing but a shallow person and a loser I don’t care how much money she has she does nothing to inspire me
AJ is an inspiration

Aniston is going to be going to cabos to get her tan till she is 90 years old, thats all that she does, she is so shallow. yes she does look pregnant, but she is not she has a puch belly coz she eats and drinks too much!!!!

Anie

every one is allowed to do that make them happy, it everyone progative. some like to wear expensive dress heavier than thier body and look up tight and go to red carpet appearance, Some like Jen want love mexico and the weather the people the athmospher the hospitality and the smell of that sun, and get freash air there. eveyone us like to do what ever we want to do and live how ever we wanted to live. Live is too short injoy the way you want it , instead of complaining.

did any one see the cover picture on U.S. magazine, Angie vs. Jennifer OMG Jen face looks jacked up, old and really ugly, all that messing with her face has really caught up to her.

Danney
i am speak for myself.

bet @ 11/15/2009 at 9:51 pm

take your prozac and sleep it off.. your rumbling like an idiotic crazy hag!

Bet you are truly beyond help. I’ll leave you to defend your idol. I can only take so much stupidity for one day

Danney

good , may be we all breath a freash air. just like jennifer Aniston does in Mexico

good night to all , injoy jennife Anstion Greek godess tan body.

I hope she realizes that the sun will make her skin leathery and age her faster than her actual age in couple years.

old man maniston @ 11/15/2009 at 11:27 pm

You’ve gotta be kidding me in that very first picture where their showing her from the side. That woman’s got a fat gutt on her. These are the pictures a man would look at when he wants to get turned off. No wonder she has a bunch of women drooling over her.

She could be going through menopause which would explain her bloated looking stomach. I know menopause will make you retain water. She wished she could be like Angie who’s naturally thin without even trying to be.

@GUESTTTTTTTTT:

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MAN FACE JEN ANISTON IS REPRODUCTIVELY CHALLENGED??

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WOW! I didn’t know that. Hey Thanks for letting the world know.
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Is it because she Looks more like man than woman?

I dont even think her fans are that impressed with her body, They just honestly have nothing else to talk about. I mean what will they talk about, her romantic love life, her big manly face, or her lame rom coms. But if this chicks body is the best thing about her I truly feel quite bad for her indeed. Because her body is far from impressive.

to Janie May @ 11/16/2009 at 12:07 am

@Janie May:
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Very astute observation.

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With her saggy boobs, pot bellied stomach, her leathery skin and her Dustin Hoffman look alike face. (Forgive me Dustin – you look great as a man….the old hag just looks like a far uglier manlier version of you).
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Can this old hag get any uglier?
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Thankfully she had a towel covering her saggy butt.
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The public can only take seeing so much ugliness at one time.
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Looks like she STILL has NOT found a man to date. And I think John Stamos has too much sense and is far too pretty to be saddled with this old NAG.
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Yes – WHAT really is left to talk about Jen oh she still can’t act.
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That does it. End of conversation about a non-talented ugly old hag whose only concern is herself.
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Her paid hens must come really cheap, but then there are ONLY 3 of them and they will do anything to keep this job in this economy.

She looks great. I think she is having secret meetings with Brad. They still keep in touch!

@bet:
Tell me bet , are you black or Korean or Chinese or Vietnamese ?

Jen has a poochy stomach. And she is not attractive at all.

Does she do anything else besides make sucky romantic comedies and sunbathe?…..NOPE!

tired with this horse faced 4O oldie who does anything good other than showing her a***

Molly Magnificent @ 11/16/2009 at 12:45 am
She looks great. I think she is having secret meetings with Brad. They still keep in touch!
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Oh honey, you wish. All those tabloids you buy every month are rotting your two brain cells.
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If you quit spending your welfare checks on tabloids and Twinkies and save them up for the next five years or so, here’s something for you to spend the money on:
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http://www.wwd.com/markets-news/brad-angelina-design-jewelry-for-asprey-2371152

to ||||- are you flipping nuts!! Both X and Brad have admitted the sham marriage was over long before Angie entered the picture. Any woman that goes on national TV and admits that her Husband is not the love of her life knows that the relationship is not going to lasy. What man would accept a stupid statement like that as a real commitment to a marriage?JA never thought of her husband as anything more than a career advancement. With her own statements she took him for granted and used him. No wonder he left. He found someone who valued him as a man and not an accessory. Brad is now a fulfilled man with something more in his life than the next RC

DustinHoffmanistonATtheBeach @ 11/16/2009 at 1:43 am

Eeeeeeew. LMAO Look at that face,would someone please tell her that hats are NOT for her, the lower part of that mug (and for that part the upper too) is not a feature that is appealing – it’s really masculine…UGH…. and LMAO at her covering up the body. Bahahahah!! She’s looking pretty paunchy and saggy. Father time is a beeeyatch ain’t he.

Congrats to Sandra Bullock who may get an Oscar nod for her film.

Maniston should try a Lifetime series, although she’s not as talented as Janine Turner, I doubt she could pull it off.

Night all.

As usual Jennifer is gorgeous and pure perfection in every way

As usual Jennifer is gorgeous and pure perfection in every way

Christ people, it’s been years, let it go!

What can i say nothing.

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/16/2009 at 8:06 am

to guest @ 11/15/2009 at 11:39 pm @GUESTTTTTTTTT:

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MAN FACE JEN ANISTON IS REPRODUCTIVELY CHALLENGED??

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WOW! I didn’t know that. Hey Thanks for letting the world know.
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Is it because she Looks more like man than woman?

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maybe it is because of that little thing between her legs which resemble e micro p**n.

John mayer Album is coming out tommorw
it is amazing song in it. weather lunatics and lovers should check out his album. it all about love no hate may be most here can refersh thier brain.

to jessica @ 11/16/2009 at 11:06 am

“Pure perfection”?? Are you kidding me? What, the gut? What the saggy boobs? What her chin? What her non-existing lips? What her big, massive nose, even with 2 nose-jobs? What her square jaw? What her short,stocky legs?

What??

I think its about time for her to get that tummy tuck and that breast lift

Very scrumptious for 40, eh?

Jennifer Aniston Diary @ 11/16/2009 at 12:15 pm

MONDAY I hate babies, I’m never having babies. Babies are stupid & ugly.

TUESDAY My hair is way better than that ***** AgelinaHo. What was Brad thinking, leaving me for her. Got to walk the dog now.

WEDNESAY Straightened my hair today, called Monica & Phoebe, had a chat. I think they are sick of me going on and on about AngelinaHo & My precious Braddy Kins.

THURSDAY I’m missing Brad a lot today, I wonder what he’s doing right now – hope he’s thinking of me. I will wait forever for him to come back to me.

FRIDAY Monica & Chandler keep telling me to get over it & move to Connecticut with them. But I’m goning to stay in LA & hang with Joey.

spongebob :P @ 11/16/2009 at 12:18 pm

Looks like another boob jobs, no more sagging. Yeah she has a body of perfection through surgery, okay. Botox face, lifted boobs, and brain surgery will be next in line.

spongebob :P @ 11/16/2009 at 12:19 pm

Looks like another boob jobs, no more sagging. Yeah she has a body of perfection through surgery, okay. Botox face, lifted boobs, and brain surgery will be next in line.

She’s so unattractive – how does she still get work? She’s not funny and such a poor actress.

spongebob :P @ 11/16/2009 at 12:19 pm

Looks like another boob jobs, no more sagging. Yeah she has a body of perfection through surgery, okay. Botox face, lifted boobs, and brain surgery will be next in line.

JM.. looks feminine like a woman, JA.. looks masculine like a man,
IMO!! it’s a win – win situation, they both get to be themselves, she
probably wears a stripe tie, and a jock-strap, he probably wear heels and one of her bikinis, ((((P)))) on her and sing love songs..

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I hope they get back together, on the real.. I love these Guys*! lol

I really don’t understand why some of you are so concerned about Jennifer having a child or being with a man.. I do believe its her choice. Doesn’t mean shes a liar..maybe she”ll never have a child , maybe just date. Who cares..I personally would love her to get married and have a baby.. it would be nice.. Its well deserved. But I always believe things happen for a reason..
I ‘m Just glad Jared put up nice pictures of Jen enjoying her life.. and making the best of it.. Jen always looks fine.. shes beautiful loving funny.intelligent has made her money. We should be proud of woman that can do this on her own.. Well I enjoy always seeing Jennifer which is not often..She looks great in her pictures..

@Jennifer Aniston Diary:
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Saddened for you that you can’t keep BP & AJ out of her life.. Its over get over it already..Move on.. Its like you must fend for AJ & BP over Jennifer and I don’t get it.. Who cares..

****, wish my wife looked like that at 40.

ellie’ @ 11/16/2009 at 12:53 pm @Jennifer Aniston Diary:
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Saddened for you that you can’t keep BP & AJ out of her life.. Its over get over it already..Move on.. Its like you must fend for AJ & BP over Jennifer and I don’t get it.. Who cares..

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Should’nt you also direct that to your fellow Chinhags…….for example, post #164. Seems as if your fellow coven members can’t keep Brad Pitt out of her life, man’s moved on. Tell them to get over it.

Stone @ 11/16/2009 at 1:24 pm ****, wish my wife looked like that at 40.

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She can, all she has to do is never give birth, eat salad all day everyday for the rest of her life, get plastic surgery, snort coke to suppress her appetite and last but not least take male hormones and she too can look like that at 40.

WEll no 189 if you hadn’t married such a nasty fat pig. You wouldn’t be having such low standards in 40 year old women.

Oh yea, I forgot to add, hire yoga and pilates instructors and exercise all day, everyday between making sh!tty romcoms and then she can look like that at 40.

EEEEEEKKKKK @ 11/16/2009 at 2:46 pm

BORING……………………………yawn

christina @ 11/16/2009 at 2:48 pm

She’ll come back with a leather face, bwahahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahhhhhhhahhahahahahahhahahhh
pathetic woman

I hope she can get married soon and stop being so lonely. She seems miserable. Is she still with Mayer?

Why doesn’t she go anywhere but Meheeco? She is soo cheap and boring.
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What better thing does she do in her 40 something in life? Other hollywood girls younger than her have a very commendable list of accomplishments.

Jennifer is a Goddess @ 11/16/2009 at 3:15 pm

I love you Jennifer,you are a Goddess.You are the number one hollywood A lister,and you always will be.You are loved by millions of fans all over the world.You are so beautiful and kind, and very talented.

@Miller:
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AND SO HAS JEN MOVED ON.. ON BOTH OF THESE SIDES OF PEOPLE THERE ARE HARSH COMMENTS… SAD ABOUT ALL THE HATRED SPEWED MORE SO WITH JENNIFER THEN ANYONE ELSE.I’M SO HAPPY JENNIFER IS ON HER OWN.. BUT IT IS DWIDDLING DOWN……I HOPE FOR GOOD ONE DAY…

@Miller:
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See all your silly childish comments that’s why you all spur an attack each and every time, So immature…Grow up..

@Miller:
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See all your silly childish comments that’s why you all spur an attack each and every time, So immature…Grow up..

ellie’ @ 11/16/2009 at 3:28 pm @Miller:
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See all your silly childish comments that’s why you all spur an attack each and every time, So immature…Grow up..

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My point was and is, you should call Jen fans out for their refusal to accept that Brad Pitt is not going back to your idol. They make her seem pathetic. Do her fans believe that she has moved on? Why do they always post that she is meeting Brad or that she is talking to Brad or that she and Brad are reuniting? These are supposedly her fans wanting this woman to be pining away for a man that left almost half a decade ago. Her own fans are her worst enemy.

And as far as spurring attacks, what spurred and still is spurring attacks against Angelina Jolie (if that’s what you’re alluding to) was that a lot of bitter, crazy, no life having b!tches over identified with a stranger’s divorce and can’t l accept the fact that a man fell in love with a woman who fell in love with him and they did’nt waste time starting a life together.

Don’t bother to respond, I’ve given this useless sp erm recepticle’s thread enough hits. I’m Outta here!!!

ella es muy bonita !!!!!

Brad still talks to Jen. He still loves her and will take the kids and move back in with Jen!

Could Chinnifer be any more fugly ?

@Miller:
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I must say they say ti just to irritate you.. Look how your getting so upset over a remark coming from the tabloids.. Jen would never go back to BP. Jen is having a blast..Good for her..

Is that her new man in the black? damn!!! rock hard bodies sweating
together in old Mexico, fun in the sun.. I like that she’s coming ‘Out’
and being real with herself ; – ) u go Chin! love ya*

the truth @ 11/16/2009 at 6:12 pm

I guess when all else fails you just have to resort to slander now dont yah!

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ; – ) (why not?)

Delusional Jen hen @ 11/16/2009 at 6:26 pm

Please Brad go back to Maniston, who care’s if she’s ugly and looks like a man, You could always put a paper bag over her head. You were the only thing to ever make her look good. She’s nothing without you. We want our idol looking good with an A lister on her shoulder. Forget about Angie and all your kids,your kids are not important to us Isnt Maniston more important than your kids. Let the nanny’s raise them we know you can affort it.

ManLESSton, I likely @ 11/16/2009 at 7:37 pm

Jennifer is a Goddess @ 11/16/2009 at 3:15 pm
I love you Jennifer,you are a Goddess.You are the number one hollywood A lister,and you always will be.You are loved by millions of fans all over the world.You are so beautiful and kind, and very talented.
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If she is loved by millions why didn’t they all go support her movies? Two bombs in a row doesn’t spell much love and support from those “millions.” Your reasoning is flawed at best.

her body isn’t perfect… NO WAY!
It’s only good.

# 210

Lol!!

THIS WOMAN IS REALLY REALLY UGLY!!!! WOW SHE CAN’T HIDE THAT FACT WITHOUT MAKEUP AND AIRBRUSHING.

DOUBLE UGLY @ 11/16/2009 at 8:03 pm

IF SHE TIED HER HAIR UP SHE WOULD LOOK LIKE HUMPHREY BOGART THE FREAKOID!

she ain't purty @ 11/16/2009 at 8:06 pm

Mama she could haunt a house everyday of the year.

vomiting right now @ 11/16/2009 at 8:08 pm

Mayer just puked looking at this leather beaten hag.

useless bimbo @ 11/16/2009 at 8:12 pm

maybe a shark will eat her to pieces.

DISGUSTING MANISTON @ 11/16/2009 at 8:17 pm

YES MAYBE A WHALE COULD CHOMP ON HER AND THEN SPIT HER FAT HEAD OUT AND THEN BE CHOMPED UP BY A MAN-EATING SHARK!!!!

she's a freak show! @ 11/16/2009 at 8:27 pm

slouchy ugly boobs, paunchy stomach, ugly shaped arms, orange skin, manish jaw, weird nose, and beady eyes.
YUCK!!

Liverwurst @ 11/16/2009 at 9:04 pm

The loons are just ticked off cuase they finally havd to realize that the brangelina are OVER. After the recent pics it cannot be denied. Don’t be hating on Jen for their relationshipe ending…she didn’t have anything to do with it, unlike some women we all know who will sweep in like a vulture when there is trouble between married people. Oh wait, that’s right. Brad never married Angie. Finally he shows some smarts

That fat lady in the black swim suit must be Jen’s lover?

poor poor jen the hag @ 11/16/2009 at 9:22 pm

the fat lady is her double! that is what she calls her friends!

I believe Jen is a lesbian.

To Ian Halperin @ 11/16/2009 at 10:00 pm

You put your book out too soon. You need to add another chapter on Fug-Face Man-Face Jen Anniston.
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John Mayer said there is nothing uglier than a drunken white chick.
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wasn’t he talking about that ugly hag Jen right after he dumped Man Face Jen right outside the doors of the Oscars?
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Mayer is still talking about that. What a nasty impression she made on him he can’t shut up about it!

Drunken lush that lay up with women?

Jen's Hairy Chinny chin Chin @ 11/16/2009 at 10:10 pm

IAN has nice section in his book about Maniston- can’t wait to read it.
What a LIAR this ugly B!TCH is trying to make the world believe that her X is talking to her.
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Well IAN Calls Jen a LIAR! That’s right JEN MANFACE aniston is, and always will be nothing but an ugly, hateful LIAR.
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She has lied on too many people and all her lies are stating to catch up with her, no wonder she is looking like the hag witch she really is.
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You chickens are all coming to your home to roost LYING JEN.

Ashley Amazing @ 11/16/2009 at 5:14 pm
Brad still talks to Jen. He still loves her and will take the kids and move back in with Jen!
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ROTFLMBAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the best laugh I’ve had all week.

Liverwurst @ 11/16/2009 at 9:04 pm
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Hey Liverbrain, you want some body language analysis? Try this on for size:
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January 2005: Brad and Fugly are photographed in the Caribbean smooching and hugging and looking oh-so-in-love. Later that same week, they announce their separation.
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Fall/Winter 2005: Fugly and Vince Vaughn are in the tabloids, hugging and looking soooooo into each other. The next week, Vince says it’s over.

February 2009: Fugly is at the Academy Awards with the Urinator, leaning all over him and looking like she wants to eat him up. Two weeks later, the Urinator throws her ass under a bus — for the second time.
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So much for body language analysis, you dumb bítch.
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(Anyway, here’s a video you may enjoy. Click here, http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&assetType=film&p=Angelina%20Jolie then scroll down to the second row, and click on the second video. And try not to cry yourself to sleep.)

Lovely Lindsay @ 11/16/2009 at 2:51 pm
I hope she can get married soon and stop being so lonely. She seems miserable. Is she still with Mayer?
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Hell no. Mayer moved on long ago. He humped it and dumped it and never looked back. But that’s what all her men do, isn’t it?

LOL >>>>>>>>> Jill # 231

ASHLEY-AMAZING You cannot seriously believe that Brad & Jen are talking and are going to get back together.Sorry,but that’s just lame & laughable! And if something did happen with BP/AJ there is no way that BP would go back to JA-HE SAID there marriage came to a dead-end,that he found his soul-mate(AJ) and Brad is an honorable man,he would never be so disrespectful to Aj or his kids,esp after what Aniston has done to him & his love & esp his kids. The woman is a crazy stalker-trying to stay relevant by hanging on to BP by the fingertips b/c she knows that without him-she is a whiny,TV hack,who gave up Brad for a big movie career that never happened!! LMAO

@ellie’:

“I really don’t understand why some of you are so concerned about Jennifer having a child or being with a man.. I do believe its her choice. Doesn’t mean shes a liar…”
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NOBODY is concerned about ManFace. What is of concern is that YOU and MAN FACE Aniston are two big fat stinking liars.
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Just listen to LYING JEN – 2005 Vanity Fair Article…. Quote JEN ANISTON . -
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“That really pissed me off. I’ve never in my life said I didn’t want to have children. I did and I do and I will! ………… I’ve always wanted to have children, and I would never give up that experience for a career. I want to have it all.”
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You see LYING ellie, you and Jen never remember the lies she told. But there she is in black and white………and you saying in your LYING way…..”DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S A LIAR!
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THAT is PRECISELY WHAT IT MEANS.
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She lied in her marriage and she is STILL LYING and whining, and whimpering, and crying about her own stupid bungling, and having been CAUGHT in so MANY LIES
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Oprah has caught her in lies, John Mayer has called her out for her Lies about the cake he made. her mother has called her out for her lies. The lying b!tch does not KNOW HOW to tell the TRUTH!. She has no clue what the Truth is.
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BIG Whiny, Pathetic, LOSER that she is.
Her X was very smart to leave this deranged LYING HO!

LIVERWURST-What break-up???What pics???? You seem to know a hell of alot, which I think is all BS! Are you getting your info from Star or USWeakly??

And JA body is average,nothing “Perfection”about it at all.Can’t you hens be at all realistic??
ELLIE-Miller is right,it is your fellow hens who post about BP& X getting back together,not J-P fans b/c we know it will NEVER happen.
And stop with the high&mighty/saintly act. You are vile & cruel,wishing the worst for little innocent girls and horrible attacks on deceased persons.I truly believe JA would be ashamed to have you as a fan/ there is only ONE worse fan and that is BET-lying imbecile!

LIVERWURST-What break-up???What pics???? You seem to know a hell of alot, which I think is all BS! Are you getting your info from Star or USWeakly??

And JA body is average,nothing “Perfection”about it at all.Can’t you hens be at all realistic??
ELLIE-Miller is right,it is your fellow hens who post about BP& X getting back together,not J-P fans b/c we know it will NEVER happen.
And stop with the high&mighty/saintly act. You are vile & cruel,wishing the worst for little innocent girls and horrible attacks on deceased persons.I truly believe JA would be ashamed to have you as a fan/ there is only ONE worse fan and that is BET-lying imbecile!

@to ellie: Great Post-I can’t wait for the day when X is called out big time.Or when she gets dragged off to rehab and her “good girl” image is over! She dragged her “Poor me” act on way to long and people are sick & tired of it. Huvane’s PR tactics are to well known and predicticble and Jen’s lying,whiny ways will catch up with her!!!

Don’t any of you have a life.. up still am still posting about someone you supposedly hate..Your so concerned about her life..We do know who did lie who the manipulators and who keeps dragging Jen in tabloids..Its b/c of this stupid book coming out..which i would never even read.. B/C what ever it says I would never put it past them..Jen has never lied about anything .. shes the one that was honest..has done nothing wrong .. and never will. Now just enjoy that fabulous beauty up there in her picture.. or move on.. your boring me with same ole sh*t…You make like we know these people..

Making jewelry and the of cause the snake. Don’t put nothing past the evilness in her, its no shock to me with the wuss of a follower.LOL

Jennifer Aniston you are amazing classy and still everyone loves you..We just don’t collect that welfare check like them and have time to comment on you everyday .We have children and family to take care of . They just make stupid comments all day long…No need to ever defend you either..b/c your the best.
Everyone have a nice day..

@AGA:
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Rehab for Jen are you out of your mind.. I think someone is shooting up why do you think she looks like a stick of bones. Don’t worry about Jen shes doing just fine. Let this crap go already. Its old and boring..

Not Impressed by JA @ 11/17/2009 at 9:03 am

ellie’ @ 11/17/2009 at 8:23 am @AGA:
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Rehab for Jen are you out of your mind..
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Well she can feel to go to rehab once Norman died. She can loosing it, after all he is her best, faithful companion.
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You DO know that people can go to rehab NOT ONLY BECAUSE THEY LOOK THIN but MAINLY because of an emotional breakdown due to failure or death, don’t you ? Especially those who usually see therapist like she has been doing for twenty years.

PAID POSTERS ABOUND @ 11/17/2009 at 9:36 am

ellie’ @ 11/17/2009 at 8:19 am Jennifer Aniston you are amazing classy and still everyone loves you..We just don’t collect that welfare check like them and have time to comment on you everyday .

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B!tch please. Welfare would be a HUGE step up for you boat people that Jared and Huvane hire at 15 cents a pop. Your pathetic a$$ posts 20 to 30 posts A DAY, EVERY DAY! So you seem to have more time than any welfare recipient I’ve ever seen, trying to get those 15-cent posts to add up to $5 per day, I suppose.

Elle”

hi freind . how are you?

to day is John Mayer Album realis day? try it . it so good.

The edge of desire

this sound for jen.

young and full running
tell me where is that take me
just a great figure eight
or a tiny infinite

love is really nothing,
but dream that keeps walking me
for all of my trying we still end p dying
how ccan it be?

don’t say a word
just come over and lie here with me
cuase i am just about to set fire
to everything i see

i want you so bad i will go back things i believe
there i just said it
i am scared you will fogret about me

wired and i ‘m tired
think i will sleep in my cloth on the floor
baby sthis matter will spin on it’s axis
and find me on yours.

PAID POSTERS ABOUND @ 11/17/2009 at 10:30 am

@bet:

America is such a great country. Only here could an idiot like you manage to find meaningful employment. You post as Ellie’, using what approximates standard English. Then immediately therafter, you post as bet, trying to disguise yourself by intentionally using more fractured English. You cant fool me, you dirt y-footed dog. get back to those rice fields, you Phony, Lying B!tch!

paid poster blah blha

did you here john mayer song.

specially the song i wrote above . it sound a song for jen.

PAID POSTERS ABOUND @ 11/17/2009 at 11:40 am

@bet:

Bạn đã không viết bài hát của mình. Bạn đã lyrics của mình và cố tình méo chúng để giữ cho mọi người biết là bạn và Ellie có cùng một người, bạn có gạo ăn Dog. Quay về những cánh đồng lúa, nơi bạn thuộc về.

WTF, she’s still a hottie!!!

What is wrong with you? You all loved this actress, when she was starring in ‘Friends” and now you say that she is a ‘Fug-Face Man-Face Jen Anniston’. Only because Brad Pitt fell in love with Jolie. And what? Mel Gibson prefered to leave his wife with children for Grigorieva. Is Mel’s wife a looser?

I hated her when she was in Friends

sshhii_baby @ 11/17/2009 at 3:13 pm

Mari, sorry but not everyone watched Friends. That show was so stupid and I can’t stomach watching her ugly face&over-acting! She is not funny at all! She thinks she is funny but she is just lame! You know, one of those people who laughs at their own jokes. Lame and corny! No!! Mel’s wife is not a loser because she didn’t CRY! WHINE! Aired her DIRTY LAUNDRY to the world. Bi-polar Ellie your LYING ass is on her 24/7 so you need to STFU!! Get a real life so you won’t have to LIE about your imaginary Jess!

Hi ellie’,dear

I have missed you and bet. I like seeing pictures of Jen relaxing in Cabo. It won’t be long and she will be promoting her latest films,that
will be out soon. Also starting the movie “The Goree Girls”,which I think will surprise a lot of people.

Hi bet,dear

Missed you and ellie’. Yesterday, US Weekly had eleven picutres of Jen and John,when they were going together. I can’t find them today,
because I was going to let you know about it.

Jeannified @ 11/17/2009 at 6:24 pm

I have to say…I do not understand what all the fuss over this woman is. She supposedly has the best body in Hollywood…HA! NOT!!! She looks very average here, not thin, and her boobs are small to boot! She has her “help” flipping off the PAPS. Whatever! I dont’ see what’s so great about her at all!

i like her.. lover her in friends and think she is bautiful. I just dont understand why she tries to get attention this way! and is she looking a bit fat?

screwed up twit @ 11/17/2009 at 6:50 pm

she has no friends with her on vacation, they are bodyguards and assistants. she is BORING, CAN’T ACT AND NOBODY WANTS TO HANG WITH HER AND LISTEN TO HER TALES OF STUPIDITY!

Is that man wearing an ugly hat or what?

What a Phuckwad @ 11/17/2009 at 6:54 pm

nobody I know likes this annoying barf bag. time to hang up that sombrero asshat.

Hatejenforever @ 11/17/2009 at 7:24 pm

This ***** needs to go away forever….she’s soooo DAMN ugly!!!! i’ve never seen such ugliness in my life and i dont think i ever will!!!!!!!!

jade

Dear jade how are you? we miss you too. i want to see thier picture, they are my favort couple. i love john mayer, he is one of talented men out there . i like his relax attiude , not careing for media and good image. he knows his talented can work by it self. i love him.

Hi bet,dear

I’am doing good and hope you are too. I went back to US Weekly and
found the article. Go to US Weekly and at the top of the page,click on
Healthy Lifestyles. A picture will come up on the screen of Jen,same as this article. It says Jennifer Aniston Flaunts Bikini Bod in Mexico.

Scroll down and in the article. In pink, it says Jennifer Aniston’s most
romantic moments with John Mayer. Click on that, it says there are 12 photos,but there are 11.

@jade:
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Hey sweet jade.
.OT
How are you doing? I hope you didn’t get sick…
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I’m gonna check that out also.. Have you heard anything from yahoo..

@oh really:
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That video was really funny .. After AJ put her arm around him he had nothing to hold on to.. LOL
They are together I’ll always agree with that.. Good for them..

@PAID POSTERS ABOUND:
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Show me where….. you as*.. You post more then i ever could or would..
I don’t work I happen to be fortunate enough for making good decisions in my life. But I’m a very busy woman juggling so much.. Hands on volunteer ..

Jade

thank you, i checked out . it is good reminder of the two love birds.

hi freind elle”

Elle”

why you care where they put thier hand, is that neccessary? who cares?

Hey My Friend bet..
How are you doing girl.?. No I don’t care where they put there hands. Bet just making fun that he had nothing to hold onto in the video.. That’s all.and glad there together..Don’t read so much into what I write.. I can’t stand either one of them and never will.. and not b/c of Jen.. Ok

@bet:
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Hey Bet .. Br right back .. I’m gonna check those pictures out..

@ellie’:
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Hey Bet Hi jade
Can’t find the photos… Gotta go out again TTUL..

janie May @ 11/18/2009 at 2:05 am

bwah,hah,hah,hah, this blog is funny. I think its hilarious how at one end of the spectrum her fans swear she’s the greatest thing and at the other end people call her ugly and homely. And I agree She isn’t funny at all she’s lame and tacky and she’s not cute either. Ewww just the thought of calling a tranny cute is gross. I never like her either. I dont like to see ugly chicks try and act cute or funny. And what is the point in her working out. I guess she has to maintain her ugliness huh.

I heard that she had a big loose Va* gi n *a thats why men run from her.

This woman/child should look great, She has nothing else in her life to focus on but herself. No family, friends, charity etc. She spends her money and her time in selfish pursuits . She does not realize that the world does not revolve around her. She seems to be living in a bubble that focuses on her and her alone. This women seems to have serious mental problems. She seems to be stuck in a time warp. This is not the 90′s. Grow up and see that the world has more important issues than a hair style.

She looks good that’s for sure, but mentally she looks really sad, empty, waiting for someone…..

love to see her again..btw there is rumour that Jen co star Love Happen dating her friend molly sims,,She maybe act as the match maker..ha..ha..
JM new single Who says..its my new faV..

PRETTY WOMAN!

Elle’

Hi elle’ good moring. You just have to click on LIFE STYLE and you will see jen the recent pckini picture on the same artice , there is a part it says jen and john most romantic picture , click on it.

siska

if you check out most of John Mayer songs, you can find most of them are so wonderfull. i love that man. he is amazingly talented. i love Who say too, but there are song that realy good and have meaning.

As a fan of Jennifer I am now getting a little angry at In Touch magazine.Itseems that in order to continue to keep selling their rags they keep dragging Jennifer back in to this triangle. Why would she even want Brad back at this point. She is moving on and doing new things. Brad has a family that he needs to be concentrating on. As a parent and as a Jennifer fan I think IT is using us.

missy

you only need to ignore it. i think this thing will not end. you consider it as the joke of hollywood.

missy

the thing john wrote almost all the Album dedicated to jen, but the joke is of taboild still talking the crap. in every intereview John refuse to answer Jennifer thing. she is his sweetheart , and he want no one to interefer with what they have between them, he said John will rise above the taboid crap, the same pricple jen has.

some time i beleive Lainey Gossip that she said they are to try to sell The man book as much as possible. Consipracy. The rumor that was spread 100 years ago , still spread as new subject with the help of new book. so that some kind of consipracy.

but the good part is Jen and John will rise above the taboid crap. love is strong thing, no one can take away from you and also talent.

missy

no one is using us. we know what is crap and what is true, the only person who has been played is littel girls out there who does not know the difference about life. The tabloid is just telling the littel girls out there, that it ok to be desprate , do not be strong women, make it look like a desprate woman who want back a person who spit on her face. i feel sorry for littel girls to read this kind of crap and it ok to be desprate.

Hi bet my friend.
Jen is on x17 she bought herself a new Bentley. She deserves everything she wants.

@ellie’:
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Hey Bet & sweet jade..
miss my friends.. There’s a video Of John Mayer on E online that he wants to settle down..I really like him .. his music is great..

elle’

hi freind. thank you . i saw the picture , she deserve it , she work hard for it. The nice part , she dirve herself around. as usall she look classy and relax layback look, and i love her coats.

every one want to make john as a player, if he find the right person , i am sure he will settle down, deep down he is a person who is good guy he has side people does not know. i love love his music. i am sure the person he will seltel down with can be jen his soulmate..

@bet:
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Hey Bet
I know Jennifer shes just the best . I know she always looks great..
Did you see the video.. of John Mayer on E online I think he always looks great.. I believe he is still with Jennifer.

Elle’

did you the ass, that is realy curvy ass.

Elle’

hi elle i saw it. i always think they are together, they just protecting it.

Hi ellie’,dear

I was just going to tell you Jen is back in LA. But you already know. The
new car is beautiful. I saw that on X17 too.. Were you able to see the photos on US Weekly, that I was telling bet? I like those photos.

Hi bet, dear

I’am glad you were able to click on the photos, of Jen and John. It was hard to find them the day after,but we did.

@jade:
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Hi sweet jade..
How are you doing? I hope you weren’t sick…
I’ve been out collecting food for the poor for the holidays.. Its exhausting but I love it..

I still can’t find those photos i looked I followed your instructions. Just can’t find them .. Did you see the video of John Mayer wanting to settle down .. I swear I really think there together.. Jen just glows always did but she just seems more happier then usual.

Hi ellie’ dear,

OT
Yes, I was sick again with a cold. Doing better, because this cold wasn’t as bad as I usally get. Lots of people are sick. I knew you were helping the poor. Good for you!

ellie’,check out my post #262 to bet. When you go to US Weekly and click on Healthy Lifestyle, different pictures will come up on the left side of the screen. Wait till you see Jen’s picture. It is the same one as
this thread. There is a place in that article to click on Jen and John’s photos.

ellie’

^^^ usually

Jade I’ll be right back..I’ll check it out..

@jade:
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Dear sweet jade ..
I found them .. what a nice looking couple they were or still are. I think they are..Jen looks so happy as she does now..She really loves John. On the video he says he looking to settle down in his own words. So we will see. Jen is such a gracious woman . she’ll be fine if there not back together.

Love Jennifer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ellie’ dear

I’am glad you got to see the photos. I think they are together,too, I think
it is odd,we haven’t seen them with other people. ellie’ have you voted
on the People’s Choice Awards yet? You can vote for Jen and John in different category’s.Let me know if you have voted.

Dear sweet jade. OT
I’m glad your feeling better already.. and your cold wasn’t as serious as others you’ve have. I still use my cough drops everyday no matter what..i swear that’s what keeps me from not getting sick..
Everyone is sick around here to .. The swine flu is rampant in the schools also strep throat. My grand children had the flu & strep . I’ve been so lucky so far I usually only get sick with asthma attacks from the cold .. So I have to always wear a scarf around my face not to breath the cold air in.

Well all holidays I usually bring food to the unfortunate .. but this year we have a couple of buses picking up a list of people. and where doing all the cooking. We rented the American Legion but there giving the money back after clean up.. I think that was real nice.I guess everyone knows how hard it is out there for people who no longer have jobs. Real sad but there so appreciative for this.. I’m so excited I’ve never done it this way before.. There’s about a 100 people and children and the elderly included..
We are all ready planing x-mas.. Can’t wait.. My children don’t want any presents this yr. from no-one b/c they want it donated to this for the children and familys who really need help.
So I’m not cooking for home were going to a great resort to have our dinner.. I’ll make a dinner the following week… It will be great..

@jade:
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Sweet jade ..
Everyday in the morning nor evening I vote for them both.. I hope Bet is and the other Jen fans are!!

@jade:
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Sweet jade … That’s how I see it.. There never seen with no one else. and no one on either camps are denying of of this on all the gossip.

ellie’,dear

OT
What a wonderful thing to do for people! I knew you were doing some-
thing special. That is a lot of people that will be there.God Bless you
and the others, that are helping them.

I hope you stay well.All I have to do is go by someone in a store,that is sick and I get a cold. I’am taking the cough drops you told me about and think they help. Thank you for telling me.

Jen’s new car is beautiful. I know what you mean,about both camps
not saying anything.We will see.

PoorJen
Just get over Brad because he will neber come back to you
No matter what you do
Because he was with you when the FRIENDS was on thenyou were powerful, he is in search for power not woman.
Now Angie has power he is with her, once she loses the power he dumps her just like he dumped you
And please find someone decent not another that John Mayer trash

She’d be better than 2 twenty year olds!

BET, do you have dyslexia or are you just plain stupid?

I actually wasted my post on this thread but seriously, some of JA’s fans are so superficial and dump. I think Paris Hilton’s fans are more intellectual and smarter than JA’s fans. If you think Jen’s body is perfect then i bet u must b either aneroxic or obese. Every 2nd woman i see on the street has a better body than that. Idiots!

Jen is so stylish also.. just look how she dresses always looks great..
I know there are a lot of woman that have great bodies ..but this one body is the best in Hollywood.. you go girl wear want you want you always look great..

truth be told @ 11/20/2009 at 6:51 pm

@bet:
is that the best you can do.
BTW jen has gained some wieght which is why she looked fat at the oscars and which is why she is now covering her thighs.

goergous she is not average maybe..thatnks to her plastic surgeon and some tweaking. (just look at her marly and me close ups)

if saying shes gorgeous is the only way to make your average jen look good then thats all she will ever have— an fanatic who thinks she looks gorgeous when no one else claims she is.

truth be told @ 11/20/2009 at 6:57 pm

@Life &Style ROCKS:
you do realize pea brain that Life and Style also claimed Jen was married to John boy and was pregnant with Vince baby all the while having secret meetings with brad.

hows that for LIFE & STYLE SUCKS!
try gossip cop at least you get the truth.

truth be told @ 11/20/2009 at 7:17 pm

@Liverwurst:
its almost 2010- wake up and smell reality
brad and agnie are still together
Jen still has no bonafide relationship and no baby.
now…with that said
you need to feed your mind with actual news and not tabloid trash.
that same tabloid trash you read just makes jen look like some desperate loser…which you as a fan will gladly add to.

truth be told @ 11/20/2009 at 7:27 pm

@ellie’:
really
you think she was classy?
i think not.

in fact she came off as vindictive , bitter and manipulating.
this is why no man stays with her and why Oprah called her out.

this is why you see reall classy actresses that have been in heer shoes take the high road and are better for it for now they have families and storng relationships of their own
nicole
reese
hilary
the list goes on and on.

jen on the other hand knows she is irrelevant unless she brings up her ex and get herslf on a tabloid
cause lets face it she doesn’t belong anywhere else.

beautiful as always

truth be told @ 11/22/2009 at 1:32 pm

According to US Weekly, super secret couple Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn are doing more than publicly dating- they’re getting married, hitched, tying the knot.

During a recent Mexican getaway, Jen & Vince could keep quiet no longer. Jen told a friend, “We’re getting married.” The big news came after their week their week between Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis’ Puerto Vallarta property & Cabo San Lucas where they spent some time holed up in their $5,000 per night suite at the Villas Del Mar at Palmilla.

this was 2006

truth be told @ 11/22/2009 at 1:37 pm

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer took their blossoming relationship to Mexico over the weekend.
The hot new couple headed down to Casa Aramara, the sprawling beach front home of Joe Francis, in Punta Mita, Mexico on Friday.
This is the same house Aniston vacationed to with her ex Vince Vaughn while they were dating.
Mayer, Aniston and a group of friends spent the weekend lounging on the house’s beachfront patio.
this was june 2008

anyone notice the fact she takes all her guys here?

I mean theres never mention of her traveling anywhere exotic with her but she sures drags them to that same place where she used to drag Brad every year.

Bet, Ellie and and Jade. What’s the deal with wanting John and Jen togeher again . (you guys suffer from amnesia or what. specially Bet) Have you morons forgot what this creep has done to this poor, ugly woman. He dumped her 3 times, in front of the paps. How low and pathetic is that.? John seem to like stupid, dumb girls.( Jessica, Jen, etc.etc.) Maybe one of you go out with him, since you all fit the bill. SWEET Bet, maybe you are the lucky one. Sweet, Sweet Bet..

sicko again @ 12/06/2009 at 1:14 pm

@Not Impressed by JA:

sick poster at it again. at least change your name, it’s SO sick!

I am a big fan of the purple -lavender bikinis. I found many at World Swimwear.

@oooh:

Bullshit. I’m 43, I have 4 grown daughters and 5 grandchildren. I work out every day, lift weights and watch what I eat and my body is jammin’. If you’re a lazy Dunkin’ Donut *****, you’re gonna be a fatty. If you care enough to get off your fat ass, it can be done. And who can’t figure out how to cook a simple meal of brown rice and black beans? It’s a complete protein and doesn’t take forever to fix. Add a side salad and you have a meal.

Lazy complainers who are haters on the rest of us are intolerable.

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