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Jessica Simpson: Ball Sack Scared

Jessica Simpson: Ball Sack Scared

Jessica Simpson puts her breast foot forward, stepping out for dinner with friends at Wilshire Restaurant on Wednesday night (January 13) in Santa Monica, Calif.

Earlier in the day, the 29-year-old singer had a little incident while working out at the gym.

Jess wrote openly on her Twitter: “Dear elderly man at the gym, it’s hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts.”

FYI: Jess is wearing Anita Ko 18k gold and pave diamond hoop earrings paired with an Anita Ko 18k gold and pave panther “door knocker” necklace.

You hear that Mr. Elderly Man? Cover up next time!

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# 1

Okay…her boobs have definitely gotten bigger. They didn’t used to be that ginormous, did they?

# 2

She’s a funny gal!

# 3

unless its a push up bra (which she doesn’t need) .. she looks like she had an enhancement.

# 4

@Celia: She’s a bit overweight at the moment….. Good cloths can hide that…

# 5

well she looks good imo.

# 6

ball-sack scared..eh! now i know why she’s single…

# 7

why is are you reporting on Dog the Bounty Hunter?

# 8

shes getting fat again

# 9

Did this dude actually type, “breast foot forward”? What a lo$er.

I n F a m o u s l y C o o l @ 01/14/2010 at 12:27 am

she’s never looked better. and yes, i’m saying that becausee of her booobs.

Dear Jessica,

No one wants to see the veins on your over-exposed boobs either. Perhaps you and the old man should both cover up.

still can’t believe john mayer and adam levine hit that. moo

Prettigurlz @ 01/14/2010 at 12:33 am

She’s nott fatt she looks gorgeous:)

look who's talking @ 01/14/2010 at 12:36 am

“Dear Jessica, it’s hard 4 me not 2 gag whilst typing when ur girls spills out of ur dress. I doubt they’re real, but please cover them up. At least ur clown up make-up is gone, and ur girls are next. U’ll look less fat if ur girls are smaller.”

What the f*ck is up with her?

Miss Boobie Bimbo @ 01/14/2010 at 1:05 am

Yuck! Her brains have now gone to her boobs.

That’s the problem with girls nowadays…they think with their boobs.

Bimbos!

Wow she looks great!

She’s beautiful.

WHAT????????

she is not fat at all. If she put her boobs inside her dress, she wouldnt look so heavy.

And push up bras DO work

I think she is really sweet.. I hope her new relationship works out.. Tony Roma was a douche.. Loser… and she is better off without him

hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

This just looks awful!
She is so small and chubby; it looks like she can rest her chin on her cleavage.
Nothing wrong with her gaining weight, but this dress is just too small.

She’s over exposed nowadays. ;) I guess her country album didn’t do well? What’s she’s going to do now?

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