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Jessica Simpson: Ball Sack Scared

Jessica Simpson: Ball Sack Scared

Jessica Simpson puts her breast foot forward, stepping out for dinner with friends at Wilshire Restaurant on Wednesday night (January 13) in Santa Monica, Calif.

Earlier in the day, the 29-year-old singer had a little incident while working out at the gym.

Jess wrote openly on her Twitter: “Dear elderly man at the gym, it’s hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts.”

FYI: Jess is wearing Anita Ko 18k gold and pave diamond hoop earrings paired with an Anita Ko 18k gold and pave panther “door knocker” necklace.

You hear that Mr. Elderly Man? Cover up next time!

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  • Celia

    Okay…her boobs have definitely gotten bigger. They didn’t used to be that ginormous, did they?

  • DAVE

    She’s a funny gal!

  • Smile4me

    unless its a push up bra (which she doesn’t need) .. she looks like she had an enhancement.

  • Annie

    @Celia: She’s a bit overweight at the moment….. Good cloths can hide that…

  • Celebfan

    well she looks good imo.

  • gloop

    ball-sack scared..eh! now i know why she’s single…

  • bite me

    why is are you reporting on Dog the Bounty Hunter?

  • blah

    shes getting fat again

  • lalalove

    Did this dude actually type, “breast foot forward”? What a lo$er.

  • I n F a m o u s l y C o o l

    she’s never looked better. and yes, i’m saying that becausee of her booobs.

  • Anon

    Dear Jessica,

    No one wants to see the veins on your over-exposed boobs either. Perhaps you and the old man should both cover up.

  • Jordan

    still can’t believe john mayer and adam levine hit that. moo

  • Prettigurlz

    She’s nott fatt she looks gorgeous:)

  • look who’s talking

    “Dear Jessica, it’s hard 4 me not 2 gag whilst typing when ur girls spills out of ur dress. I doubt they’re real, but please cover them up. At least ur clown up make-up is gone, and ur girls are next. U’ll look less fat if ur girls are smaller.”

  • LuckyL

    What the f*ck is up with her?

  • m

    What a wreck!

  • Miss Boobie Bimbo

    Yuck! Her brains have now gone to her boobs.

    That’s the problem with girls nowadays…they think with their boobs.

    Bimbos!

  • http://xtina-sensation.blogspot.com/ Andy

    Nice Boobs!

  • meh

    Wow she looks great!

  • ueen

    She’s beautiful.

  • =Logan=

    WHAT????????

    she is not fat at all. If she put her boobs inside her dress, she wouldnt look so heavy.

    And push up bras DO work

  • karen

    I think she is really sweet.. I hope her new relationship works out.. Tony Roma was a douche.. Loser… and she is better off without him

  • beefans

    hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

  • Fyn

    This just looks awful!
    She is so small and chubby; it looks like she can rest her chin on her cleavage.
    Nothing wrong with her gaining weight, but this dress is just too small.

  • cindy

    She’s over exposed nowadays. ;) I guess her country album didn’t do well? What’s she’s going to do now?

  • jay

    Some one is feeling insecure, where is you self respect jessica (not like she had too much to begin with)

  • lar

    She’s telling someone to cover up LOL take that same advice honey, you really are dumb

  • mails

    i agree, does she really have to wear such a thing? im sure she owns a mirror.

  • Neorules2112

    The St . Louis Rams Should Draft Her .. Would make a great Offense Tackle .

  • Danii

    Is it me ….or is our sweet Jess blowing up like Aretha Franklin?

    That’s beyond curvy, people!!!!!

  • Blopp

    are you all idiots?
    cant you see she’s had her eyes done, too?
    if you get fat, your boobs don’t look like THAT!
    look at the rest of her body. she’s not fat.

  • Mindy

    She’s in desperate need of a stylist.

  • JESSICA

    Daddy I’ve still got it.

  • len

    Those shoes make her thick stubby legs look even more thick and stubby.

  • Go Ask Alice

    No,Karen, I think Tony was not a fool. I think it is too bad they work out. She was really happy it seemed.
    I bet she still would have been with Tony if she had not promoted their private life and had her Mom,Dad,and Ken Paves all involved.

    The Ken and Barbie Birthday Party would have been really bad for his caeer,pr. You dressed up as Ken. Did she listen to him about that? Word from the net is he did not to be part of a Disney themed birthday party.

    Ladies , the way to get rid of a new boyfriend and new relationship with him is say you are getting married…he is your future husband..he is going to be the father of your children….recording and promoting so ao song, if that is your line of work, and always have your parents adn other members of your entoruage(family,friends ) always around.
    Don’t smother him.

    Best way to work on your husbands nerves and cause conflict is always have your parents and freinds around and tell them everything about you two.

    Jessica couldhave been still the media darling and with the man who loved her and her querky points was NICK LACHEY.

    It was time for him to leaves, as decided by her father and other members of her team, as her star was superbright.

    Paying him his fair share of THEIR profits was not NOT what they had decided to and he decided to grow balls too late and fought for that.
    I do not hate on Jessica. I think she isa nice person. Family oriented. Nothing wrong with that.Jennifer Anniston doesn’t talk to her mother. Meg Ryan does not talk to her mother.

    I wish her the best. Ihope she finds her right guy and puts other people and the press and the fans out it.
    She looks great there too.

  • http://musicloversmatch.com musicloversmatch

    I love her pecs, good work out

  • Mieka

    When you don’t have a NECK, it’s a bad idea to hoist your tits up to your throat

  • Glen Danzig

    She is SMOKIN HOT!!!

  • http://dlisted.com lakers fan in boston

    not even that cleavage can make me like her
    she’s just a best loser, she should just quit hollywood and never come back, no1 will mess her
    other than the boobs, she looks bad

  • http://www.herculesmedical.com/ Dr NYC

    I’d give her a run for her money!

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