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John Mayer: Jessica Simpson is Like Crack Cocaine To Me

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson is Like Crack Cocaine To Me

John Mayer opens up to Playboy in its March issue (on newsstands Friday, February 12), speaking about his exes and being hesitant about new relationships.

On rumors that his song “Heartbreak Warrior” is about Jennifer Aniston: “I want to go on record saying it’s not. That woman would never use heartbreak warfare. That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”

On Jessica Simpson: “That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

On being hesitant to start new relationships: “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me. I don’t equate sex with release, I equate it with tension. Somewhere in my brain it has probably really f—ed me up.”

On the rumor of his Twitter-related breakup: “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of [Jennifer Aniston's] success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

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205 Responses to “John Mayer: Jessica Simpson is Like Crack Cocaine To Me”

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  1. 1
    chichi Says:

    Can he please stop talking? Each time he gets stupider and more idiotic.

  2. 2
    whodunit? Says:

    Him and Aniston are made for each other.

  3. 3
    fresh Says:

    He basically called Jen boring. She’s going to stone you Mayer.

  4. 4
    Derek Says:

    How many times will Aniston go back to this douche?

  5. 5
    bobo Says:

    fame *****, u don’t need this you are jew and good or not you have your place in hollywood is guaranteed.

  6. 6
    dejavu Says:

    Hey Aniston how does it feels to have an ex to continue bring you up in interviews after you are no longer together???


    Next month the pig Mayer will give intimate Aniston sex details.

  7. 7
    AutumnM Says:

    I like John’s music, but can he just shutup already! Geesh

  8. 8
    eliott Says:

    Funny. He goes on record saying he had mind-blowing sex with Simpson and Aniston is a nice old lady who wishes it was still 1998. Of course, that explains why she’s had the same hairstyle since 1998.

  9. 9
    Hmm Says:

    It’s funny how you chose those excerpts to put up other than the controversial comments you KNOW he made. This site is no better than the ignorant **** he said.

  10. 10
    eliott Says:


    I don’t even like Mayer, but I feel the need to let you know, Bobo, that YOU are a moron.

  11. 11
    Big Pimpin' Says:

    seems like he dates famous women just to spill the beans about them later? anyway, i can get what he’s saying about jessica.

  12. 12
    ohboy Says:

    Aniston’s publicist will shut down ANY questions about Mayer in her upcoming publicity tour. Before she was defending now she wont want anything to do with him.

  13. 13
    eeek Says:

    He talks a lot. How embarassing to be one of his exes.

  14. 14
    Earth to Matt X 2 Says:

    I would be pissed if I were Kerry Washington. How fu.cking rude.

  15. 15
    eden Says:

    hahaha damnnn i never wanna be John Mayer’s ex. ’cause **** like this would be published for life LMAO.

  16. 16
    D Says:

    i’m so sick of white liberals and their ‘thought provoking’ quotes, it’s like stfu already, you’re not ‘down’ and can’t use the ‘N word’ because you have a black friend!!
    i knew there was a reason for me thinking he was a douche, gut insticts are never wrong!

  17. 17
    Match made in Heaven Says:

    I want doubledouche part III
    He and Maniston, the only woman who took him twice and rave about his way of thinking thought are perfect for each other.
    He is an egomaniac douche, she is a egomaniac bimbo.
    He has strong racist stereotypes about Blacks, she has simplistic racist views towards Latins.
    Racist and dense the both of them. Match Made in heaven ! Let’s the urine roll !

  18. 18
    D Says:

    and why the hell does he have to involve Black Women in his mess!? could he not have left Black Women alone!? damn, you don’t like black women, fine, no one’s forcing you to be with one but don’t drag black women in your sick mess!!

  19. 19
    bet Says:

    Does he know those women he date are one of many men they date, actuall one of the nerd looking man with no brain actually thinks he is smart. so give it up already every one knows that you date famous women. stop with the diarrhea. I mean i sure both Jen and Jessica do not want to settel for any men they just want to date. Do’nt think they were expecting to settel with nerd looking dumber than jessica.

  20. 20
    bet Says:

    Is he 32 , i mean why he act like 16 years old boy who just start figuring out what Vigina means.

  21. 21
    masters Says:

    I think he also said kissing Jen was like kissing a dude.

    No one I know even cares that Mayer exists. Who exactly is he a celeb to? If it wasn’t for tabloids no one would have ever heard his name.

  22. 22
    See Megan Faux b4 surgery Says:

    i dont see where he talks about black women?

  23. 23
    See Megan Faux b4 surgery Says:

    jess is hot. megan faux is not.

  24. 24
    LuckyL Says:

    VERY bold last answer-LOL. And some of her lackeys call this one of her best exes? HA

  25. 25
    bella Says:

    Still love his music . . .but he is an arrogant douche . . . big time.
    He is everything I hate about a guy . . .just my opinion. Sells out his girlfriends. There is a difference between talking about this stuff with friends, but in an interview for the world to read . . .a**hole.

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