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John Mayer: Jessica Simpson is Like Crack Cocaine To Me

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson is Like Crack Cocaine To Me

John Mayer opens up to Playboy in its March issue (on newsstands Friday, February 12), speaking about his exes and being hesitant about new relationships.

On rumors that his song “Heartbreak Warrior” is about Jennifer Aniston: “I want to go on record saying it’s not. That woman would never use heartbreak warfare. That woman was the most communicative, sweetest, kindest person.”

On Jessica Simpson: “That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.”

On being hesitant to start new relationships: “I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn’t work out, it’s another nightmare for me. I don’t equate sex with release, I equate it with tension. Somewhere in my brain it has probably really f—ed me up.”

On the rumor of his Twitter-related breakup: “There was a rumor that I’d been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn’t it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of [Jennifer Aniston's] success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she’s still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, ‘These are the new rules.’”

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  • chichi

    Can he please stop talking? Each time he gets stupider and more idiotic.

  • whodunit?

    Him and Aniston are made for each other.

  • fresh

    He basically called Jen boring. She’s going to stone you Mayer.

  • Derek

    How many times will Aniston go back to this douche?

  • bobo

    fame whore, u don’t need this you are jew and good or not you have your place in hollywood is guaranteed.

  • dejavu

    Hey Aniston how does it feels to have an ex to continue bring you up in interviews after you are no longer together???


    Next month the pig Mayer will give intimate Aniston sex details.

  • AutumnM

    I like John’s music, but can he just shutup already! Geesh

  • eliott

    Funny. He goes on record saying he had mind-blowing sex with Simpson and Aniston is a nice old lady who wishes it was still 1998. Of course, that explains why she’s had the same hairstyle since 1998.

  • Hmm

    It’s funny how you chose those excerpts to put up other than the controversial comments you KNOW he made. This site is no better than the ignorant shit he said.

  • eliott


    I don’t even like Mayer, but I feel the need to let you know, Bobo, that YOU are a moron.

  • Big Pimpin’

    seems like he dates famous women just to spill the beans about them later? anyway, i can get what he’s saying about jessica.

  • ohboy

    Aniston’s publicist will shut down ANY questions about Mayer in her upcoming publicity tour. Before she was defending now she wont want anything to do with him.

  • eeek

    He talks a lot. How embarassing to be one of his exes.

  • Earth to Matt X 2

    I would be pissed if I were Kerry Washington. How fu.cking rude.

  • eden

    hahaha damnnn i never wanna be John Mayer’s ex. ’cause shit like this would be published for life LMAO.

  • D

    i’m so sick of white liberals and their ‘thought provoking’ quotes, it’s like stfu already, you’re not ‘down’ and can’t use the ‘N word’ because you have a black friend!!
    i knew there was a reason for me thinking he was a douche, gut insticts are never wrong!

  • Match made in Heaven

    I want doubledouche part III
    He and Maniston, the only woman who took him twice and rave about his way of thinking thought are perfect for each other.
    He is an egomaniac douche, she is a egomaniac bimbo.
    He has strong racist stereotypes about Blacks, she has simplistic racist views towards Latins.
    Racist and dense the both of them. Match Made in heaven ! Let’s the urine roll !

  • D

    and why the hell does he have to involve Black Women in his mess!? could he not have left Black Women alone!? damn, you don’t like black women, fine, no one’s forcing you to be with one but don’t drag black women in your sick mess!!

  • bet

    Does he know those women he date are one of many men they date, actuall one of the nerd looking man with no brain actually thinks he is smart. so give it up already every one knows that you date famous women. stop with the diarrhea. I mean i sure both Jen and Jessica do not want to settel for any men they just want to date. Do’nt think they were expecting to settel with nerd looking dumber than jessica.

  • bet

    Is he 32 , i mean why he act like 16 years old boy who just start figuring out what Vigina means.

  • masters

    I think he also said kissing Jen was like kissing a dude.

    No one I know even cares that Mayer exists. Who exactly is he a celeb to? If it wasn’t for tabloids no one would have ever heard his name.

  • See Megan Faux b4 surgery

    i dont see where he talks about black women?

  • See Megan Faux b4 surgery

    jess is hot. megan faux is not.

  • LuckyL

    VERY bold last answer-LOL. And some of her lackeys call this one of her best exes? HA

  • bella

    Still love his music . . .but he is an arrogant douche . . . big time.
    He is everything I hate about a guy . . .just my opinion. Sells out his girlfriends. There is a difference between talking about this stuff with friends, but in an interview for the world to read . . .a**hole.

  • LuckyL

    I guess d*ckface talks about black women in the rest of the interview somewhere.

  • bet


    he think even black women would even be near to his nerd looking D@ck? I hate men who chuvinist? this is twenty century one century , women date men just ot have fun too. so give up with your diarrhea already . No one of the women did not expcet to settle with him , they just want to half fun. but end dating one of the chuvinsit 32 years boy who think like 16 years old boy who just figure out about vigina.

  • Whoever

    Jared why would you cut out his questionable comments about black women out?! You know it would make for a great debate!!! I say edit this post and add it in!!!

  • Afrika

    Of course Just Jared is going to leave out the part where he disrespects black women and uses a racial slur. Jared, you are the safest and lamest blogger on the internet. You are a shame!

  • bet

    I am sure both women dump his ass, after they figur out he is 16 years old boy who is trumped in 32 years old man.

  • xxx

    That boy needs to shut his mouth. Seriously.
    How could any self-respecting woman even think about dating him…. ?
    Ewwww……. such a douche.

  • cattie

    God he’s disgusting. Too bad he makes good music, because I can’t fully loathe him now. But this is really pissy of him, selling his exes out like this..

  • cacey

    THIS IDIOT NEVER thought he would EVER have SEX, BUT LEAVE IT UP TO jennifer A. AND jessica S. TO GIVE the NERD something TO BRAG about. That’s WHAT happens WHEN U give a nerd some AS..S, he never shuts up ABOUT IT.

  • 2010

    You know he was thinking about Jessica when he was doing Jen, geez–the way he described Simpson. Poor Jessica, you cannot help but like the girl, she cannot catch a break.

  • eliott

    Mayers gone rogue. Aniston and Huvane have absolutely no control over what comes out of this jackazz’s mouth. What goes around comes around, right Jen?

  • LuckyL

    Just read his comments about black people. This guy is going to get hit in the face by the karma bus.

    Why are whites so obsessed with black culture and always pretend their “down” with something? WTF???

  • LuckyL

    God, where’s Chapelle when you need him?

  • LuckyL

    I can’t believe blondie ever dated this f*cktwat–TWICE.

  • Indelible Grossness

    Mayer’s tatooes every woman he goes with with his genes and nasty practices.
    He marked them with indelible ink and they are forever downgraded in the dating market for being one of Mayer’s former h0s.
    Maniston takes the crown though for being the eldest h0 he went with and for being the only one who took him twice after telling her fans to STFU about her second time around with the Urinator.

  • LuckyL

    THIS IDIOT NEVER thought he would EVER have SEX, BUT LEAVE IT UP TO jennifer A. AND jessica S. TO GIVE the NERD something TO BRAG about. That’s WHAT happens WHEN U give a nerd some AS..S, he never shuts up ABOUT IT.

  • LuckyL

    God, no wonder more and more black people are becoming conservative. I mean, really, what’s the f*cking difference anymore?

  • LuckyL

    Sleeping with this c*ntbag is worse than being one of Ray J’s sloppy seconds.

  • Fan of Jessica

    Jessica, you are lucky to get rid of this moron . He should shut up and go to h…

  • dejavu

    Jennifer Aniston is getting a taste of her own medicine.


  • ohmigod

    What a douche. I’d say nonwhite women are lucky his racist peen can’t get it up for them.

  • LuckyL

    I prefer Tom Cruise over this a**hole.

  • jane

    Jennifer Aniston is a slut and she actually deserves a guy like John Mayer.

  • bet


    what goes happen in jennifer aniston life that need to bring karma.? i am sure may be she make mistake of dating guys like him. but any way it his problem not hers? She date men just like George Clooney, but the ony difference is George Clooney date poor girls form out side, he dump them when ever he wants ,they can not open their mouth. but when jen date those egomnica men celebrities and dump them and throw them in the back this what happen? i am sure she is laughing at his ass of acting like a 16 years old boy who just figure out what vigina means.

  • hhmm

    So he confirmed Jessica Simpson is a ho…

  • dani

    Love the last line about petting dogs in the kitchen:

    PLAYBOY: Last June she was given an award from Women in Film. In her acceptance speech she pointed out that the titles of her films closely parallel her private life. Then she asked if anyone in the audience had “a project titled Everlasting Love With an Adult, Stable Male.” It seems as if she was referring to you.

    MAYER: I imagine I’ve got something to do with that. Parts of me aren’t 32. My ability to go deep with somebody is old soul. My ability to commit and be faithful is old soul. But 32 just comes roaring out of me at points when I don’t see it coming. I want to dance. I want to get on an airplane and be like a ninja. I want to be an explorer. I want to be like The Bourne Identity. I don’t want to pet dogs in the kitchen.