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Gerard Butler is Bare In Brazil

Gerard Butler is Bare In Brazil

A shirtless Gerard Butler steps out on the balcony of his suite at Copacabana Palace Hotel in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday (February 14).

Yesterday, the 40-year-old Scottish actor was spotted hanging out with 300 costar Rodrigo Santoro.

In March, you’ll be able to hear Gerard‘s voice as an old viking mentor in How to Train Your Dragon. He’ll be playing Stoick the Vast in the animated film about a young viking who becomes friends with a young dragon.

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276 Responses to “Gerard Butler is Bare In Brazil”

  1. 1
    for the love of god! Says:

    Please stop with all the douch/ebag posts!

  2. 2
    Webwatcher Says:
    madonna, butler and rodrigo

  3. 3
    ariel Says:

    omggggggggggggg!!!!!!! i love him

  4. 4
    ugh Says:

    Looks fug, as usual.

  5. 5
    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    *Calling from inside*
    Gerry, come back to bed.
    he he

  6. 6
    wow Says:

    He looks a little rough…and kind of small/lanky.

  7. 7
    ha! Says:

    He looks like a smelly drunk who just woke up!!!!

  8. 8
    Fritz Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:


  9. 9
    gossiphound Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    And you kept this a secret this long???

  10. 10
    nyob Says:

    LOL. Rough night Mr. Butler?

  11. 11
    gossiphound Says:


    How can you tell, they took pictures of Ebola yesterday and today hanging on the balcony, she was kissing that boyfriend of hers for the paps

    The paps are just sitting outside the hotels 24-7 hoping for a photo op.

  12. 12
    gossiphound Says:


    I would hope so or what”s the point of flying for 12 hours.

  13. 13
    Webwatcher Says:
    nicole scherzinger and butler
    more pics here

  14. 14
    cacey Says:

    He is a CAVE MAN

  15. 15
    LuckyL Says:

    Lol, what a filthy animal

  16. 16
    Lola Says:

    Shamu looks like he’s lost some weight. Good for him!

  17. 17
    Get your facts straight Says:

    Why do I get a pirate vibe out of G? LOL I like it!

  18. 18
    justasking Says:

    It was a matter of time before the newly single Nicole made her way near Gerard. He’s ready to burst with excitement.

    In the balcony pics he looks like rotisserie chicken. Not a good color.

  19. 19
    dang Says:

    He needs to be hit with a fire hose and scrubbed down with a wire brush and lye.

  20. 20
    bri Says:

    That shirt isn’t good on him. It looks like a middle man with beer belly at the bowling alley. Besides, his skin matches the fabric. They should have put him in blue.

  21. 21
    shirt Says:

    Rodrigo’s shirt fits. Gerry’s is too small. He always goes for the smaller, tighter shirts. It makes him look desperate.

  22. 22
    bri Says:

    He does the same thing with pants. The white pants in some of the photos make him look like a gay cruise director.

  23. 23
    Darlin' Says:


    Because they were posted yesterday, DURRRRR

  24. 24
    Mr. Giggles Says:

    G looks like your average plummer here ……. wonder whose pipes he was working on….. ???

  25. 25
    photos Says:

    these photos were taken this morning. the other ones of gerry on the balcony were taken yesterday.

  26. 26
    CynicalButNot Says:


    Actually, in the pics that were posted yesterday, GB was in black shorts and didn’t have this serious “bed head”. He’s in blue shorts in these pics — SSDD.

  27. 27
    Lisa Says:


    Ah, okie dokie. My bad. :) I was just looking at his poor bed head. LOL I guess he was partying a little late last night. LOL

  28. 28
    stinkboy Says:

    This guy looks like he smells bad

  29. 29
    Soookieee Says:

    Oompa oompa ompadee doo
    Gerry has presents for you
    Oompa oompa ompadee doo
    It’s herpes, chlamydia, and crabs too!

  30. 30
    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    JJers let’s chat.
    I’m glad he got a good night’s sleep…. he he

  31. 31
    gossiphound Says:


    Oh I say a different set from yesterday, sorry, don’t bite.

  32. 32
    wtf Says:

    OK it is now official.. Gerrard Butler is the New MALE Jennifer Aniston

    We are seeing him do absolutely nothing..nothing and we keep getting new threads. Gosh I thought this man was supposed to be an Actor. He is no better then a Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan or Kardashan sister. he will ********* himself out for anything.

    He acts more like a C or Dlist actor.. What’s next. Celebrity Fit Club.. come on man.. I could name a dozen male stars that would never be doing this s hi t.. Gosh.. Gerry.. you have kind of made it now..

    Act like it..

  33. 33
    tallpeoplematch Says:

    He should marry Angie

  34. 34
    butler, santoro and ronaldo (soccer player)
    ps: the orange seems to be washing off from his face with the heat.

  35. 35
    sundancer Says:

    He resembles a less hairy Robin Williams.

  36. 36
    hellotheregb Says:

    do really have to go and chat? leave us with the Jen heads?

  37. 37
    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Still around but letting the hens have their way with the thread for a while… :-)

  38. 38
    Old Mia Says:

    I’m not a hen. Not at all. I just happen to like this guy and think he’s living a great life. He’s just involved with JA because of the movie. Gawd, I’m now listening to the wind blow and sleet come down. When I left work tonight I had to scrape off several inches of ice and snow. Oh, Rio. You are calling me. I’ll have a Bacardi and Coke in your honor.

  39. 39
    spanky Says:

    @Old Mia: Mia, I am living in “Rio north”, big party in my backyard…the Olympics…too bad GB not at Whistler..but lots of Bacardi!

  40. 40
    heidiho Says:

    Anyone here see the promo photo he did for the sports socks fundraiser? OMGL. He’s gorgeous.

  41. 41
    suakr Says:

    I think these pics are new. He didn’t look so rumpled in yesterday’s pics. I think he just woke up here. He’s sooo cute

  42. 42
    spanky Says:

    @heidiho: yep, i’d let him wear socks to bed

  43. 43
    Miranda Kerrvless Says:

    Anyone who wondered what Gerry looks like when he gets out of bed now knows. He’s so sexy!

  44. 44
    Old Mia Says:

    Spanky: Glad you can go out in your backyard. My dogs have to make a new path through the snow just to make peepee. Is it any wonder I’m enjoying all these pics of Carnival from afar?

  45. 45
    Trying to figure it out Says:

    Did you see Alex Bilodeau win gold tonight?

  46. 46
    spanky Says:

    @Old Mia: If anything we need more snow..I agree I was jealous of Cabo, that hotel and water…wow. Rio looks like a blast, he looks really happy.Unlike Cabo.

  47. 47
    spanky Says:

    @Trying to figure it out: On Tv only, darn!Canada and Vancouver is soooo proud. Our first Gold on Canadian soil. Lots of partying down at Robson sqare.

  48. 48
    twitterfiles Says:

    The orange is fading.

  49. 49
    gag refluct Says:

    Love him. Hate him. Everyone is interested in him. There is something about this dude that gets a lot of us. What the H is it?

    My own opinion is that he is just sex personified. You don’t have to like his looks. You hate is personality. But, they keep coming back. Like bugs to the light that will zap them.

  50. 50
    midnight Says:

    gorgeous, as always.

  51. 51
    Old Mia Says:

    I think GFW has blessed us with her presence.

  52. 52
    me Says:

    Glad to know most gorgeous human on the planet looks as bad as I do when I first wake up. It takes a few hours to get normal. I just need a bit more time than he does.

  53. 53
    ???? Says:

    @gag refluct: If everyone was interested in him, why aren’ there several billion people commenting on this thread?

    He’s interesting to a lot of people just like they watch reality shows. He’s like a Scottish Jersey Shore.

    “Gerry’s Schwanz.”

  54. 54
    ???? Says:

    @Old Mia: It’s a miracle she’s not hitting the bottle after losing the date contest.

  55. 55
    spanky Says:

    Watched Shattered the other day on the recommendation of some JJ’ers ….I thought it was the best work from GB since 300. I have not seen LAC yet. I am looking forward to some more of his serious roles.

  56. 56
    looks like Says:

    Megan Fox is on the cover of W Mag for March.

    Will the Jen/Ger cover be April issue?

  57. 57
    CJ Says:

    Told you…you would like it..good story…something different than all the crap out there ♥♥

  58. 58
    spanky Says:

    @CJ: will i like LAC?

  59. 59
    wearing Says:

    gillette tshirt
    in one of those photos linked above

  60. 60
    CJ Says:

    I, myself have not seen it…it will be on my netflix list after I move…reviews were mostly negative I think because some thought the story line was unbeleivable..some liked his acting ..some not..
    I will wait till I see it to pass judgement. The last movie I saw of G’s
    was The Ugly Truth…not his best work in that movie..had a hard time not cringing…Comedy is not his forte in my opinion…

  61. 61
    Hechizera Says:

    @looks like:

    Stop kidding yourself. There is no Jen/Ger.

  62. 62
    spanky Says:

    @CJ: Guess we’will get back to each other on LAC its out next week here in Canada….hated the TUT, I turned it off at “the bean” reference. I am not much for the Judd Apatow/ Seth Rogan humour thing. But it seems I am in the minority on that. BTW Pierce Brosnan is aging well !

  63. 63
    CJ Says:

    Pierce Brosnan is aging well !
    Yes, Spanky…that is one fine looking Irishman…

  64. 64
    spanky Says:

    By the looks of Gerry in the above photos his cheese tan has rubbed off a bit…maybe its all that rubbing in the sheets with Manless…snicker snicker

  65. 65
    spanky Says:

    G’Night …thanks for the chat.

  66. 66
    Interesting Says:

    He looks filthy. Instead of rolling out of bed he rolled out of a mud pit.

  67. 67
    deborah Says:

    he looks great first thing in the am…
    and he is randy as fu** too

  68. 68
    Diego Says:

    He looks like he needs a shower I’m not a hater I do like his movies

  69. 69
    kp hearts butler Says:

    I love GB, but, I HATE these photos…, who would do that to somebody? Imagine, you just wake up…look out and “snap, snap”! Oh, that would drive me nuts.

  70. 70
    she Says:

    @Mr. Giggles: he is not a plummer, he is a repairing contractor…especially around paps…and from a very young age

  71. 71
    kp hearts butler Says:

    @#69, deborah………..”randy as fu**” huh? I think that’s “inappropriate….lol, hypocrite. If you think he’s “randy as fu**” looking like that, obviously you don’t leave your house.

  72. 72
    kp hearts butler Says:

    O, and did anyone ever see this clip?

  73. 73
    yeah Says:

    kp, that’s who we call violin girl.

  74. 74
    kp hearts butler Says:

    @#75, oops, I guess I’m late then!

  75. 75
    sukar Says:

    Despite violin girl, every gossip mag is still linking Gerry with Jen. Do they the public has a really short attention span or what?

  76. 76
    KyrieM-NZ Says:

    He looks good in Rio, he’s having lots of fun… what a lucky guy!! Thanks to the Brazilian fans who posted the links here.

  77. 77
    ?? Says:

    @sukar: is that how egyptians pronounce sugar?

  78. 78
    atrium Says:

    (I Meant Sexy)

  79. 79
    Ana Says:

    Hi friends, unfortunately yesterday I went to the front of the Copacabana Palace again and could not even see him. I think he was all day in the hotel and only had a night out for the parades. But I do not give up and I will try again today. I will not put the links here it yesterday because other people have already placed

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    Ladida Says:

    That’s what I call a fix lol

  81. 81
    Ladida Says:

    Did you have a ball at least? Looked great

  82. 82
    sukar Says:

    I keep trying to post and Just Jared doesn’t let me, what the hell?

  83. 83
    Ana Says:


    Sorry, but I don’t understand what you said because I don’t speak English.

    I don’t get all the time in front of the hotel. I will not lose my carnival because of Gerry. No chance. LOL. I’m carioca, my love, carnival is in our blood. We work so hard during the year at that time we just want to have fun.

  84. 84
    CJ Says:

    Keep up the quest but have a lot of only comes once a year!

  85. 85
    Ana Says:


    Thank you for your words!


  86. 86
    Ladida Says:

    English is not my native lanugage too ;) but I want to agree with CJ .
    Have fun =D

  87. 87
    squaraus Says:

    Butler = The most useless person in the world.

    But he has money … while a lot of people get a degree, hope to find a serious job and finish living in holes or on streets. Just look at Butler’s face to understand his IQ. Poor world of sh*t !!

  88. 88
    Jay Says:

    @squaraus: He is also a homosexual in denial. They are the worse kind.

  89. 89
    Good God Says:

    God, Ronaldo’s gnashers still scare me half to death. Still I don’t know how this fugly bast@rd manages to shag some of the hottest babes on the planet. He must spike their drinks with GHB.

  90. 90
    Polly Says:

    hot hot hot hot

  91. 91
    Cia Says:

    Me again… just a very few more news this time. My friend and Gerry just met in the hotel’s alivator this morning, talking to eachother very naturaly. As my friend sais : “Gerry is just great; a verry common guy with no bodyguards and no any fake faces.”
    I think they are at the pool again at this time.

    p.s. My friend is a straight guy. :)

  92. 92
    redOctober Says:

    Ana @ ….We work so hard during the year at that time we just want to have fun.

    So true!…have fun and good luck with Gerry! Hope you get to say Hi! to him.

  93. 93
    He is a lawyer !! Says:

    squaraus @ 02/15/2010 at 7:17 am Butler = The most useless person in the world.
    But he has money … while a lot of people get a degree, hope to find a serious job and finish living in holes or on streets. Just look at Butler’s face to understand his IQ. Poor world of sh*t !!
    You should never based the IQ or intelligence on someone’s looks.
    Butler is a Glasgow college graduated in law. He could have practice as a lawyer but decided aftera while that he wanted to become an actor. He starting with theaters.
    He can still fall back on his law degree if he wants.
    That’s one of the main reasons i believe he is not into bimbos like Maniston. She can never interest him romantically speaking. He is after bootey calls and fame right now. But the day he will have a long term relationship, rest assure that the lady will have the total package cause the guy HAS brains. He just is a fameh0 right now and playing the Hollywood game belitteling his talent and brains on purpose.

  94. 94
    Random Says:

    Saw the clip it seems such a set up. Looks like G and his friends were walking around Venice Beach for awhile. Looks like they called the paps ahead of time. kind a remind you of arcade girl. It was such a random act. But then it’s G. I’m surprised not to see any pix like that from Rio.

  95. 95
    jenardison Says:

    a video about gerard has rio

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    Lisa Says:

    @He is a lawyer !!: you are soooo perverse!!!

  97. 97
    Lisa Says:

    I’m mean squarus!!! so sorry!!!

  98. 98
    Ana Says:

    Friends, you really understood what I meant and appreciate the support. I wish you all could be here in Rio having fun too.

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    anabelle Says:

    I want my man looking like that rolling out of bed first in the morning! Da@mn!

  100. 100
    anabelle Says:

    sock puppet

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  102. 102
    hellotheregb Says:

    CJ-Remember to watch the “SHattered” directors comments. I think those are very interesting about how he works. There is apart where he and PBron. crash on a parking lot wall. They were not suppose to hit the wall. PB works through the scene and walks out a pro. GB has to go to the hospital… they talk about how set GB is with his clothes, how he will work scences, etc. I like it also because I am just amazed at how little they work now on site. all done with CG.

    Also, I just crack up with the clock tower scene because is supposily where the girl meet G and he whispered sweet p*rn in her ears and then she went to his room and sleep with him. I just keep imaging him doing this heart felt scene were he has to stand on the ledge on the clock tower to save his wife. They call “cut” and he is lighting up and speaking P*rn to chic on set.

    Gotta love it!

  103. 103
    Lisa Says:

    @FRANKEN-HEIDI: hahahahaha you’re sooo idiot!

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    Maybe Says:

    I’m sure Gerry is flirting away, yet . . . Many of the women in countries that do not speak english as a first language are at a disadvantage of understanding his sense of humor (maybe luckily) . He always looks a little humbled in those places. The man needs it. He looks like he in a little overwhelmed, lonely and curious ( not that he isn’t enjoying himself). That’s what I see in the photos. Maybe it’s just too many easy women, too little time.

  105. 105
    cubedweller Says:

    Since we are into all things Brazilian right now, I’m sharing one of my favorite musicians, Paulinho Garcia.
    Hi to the regulars – waves

  106. 106
    Witch Says:

    I see he said in an interview in Rio that he and Jennifer are ‘just friends’ and that they have a movie coming out together next month. How many times does he have to say it? (Or was the interviewer hot and he wanted to be perfectly clear about his status?)

  107. 107
    Stinkylouise Says:

    He’ll probably have to keep denying it until the film’s release.

  108. 108
    spanky Says:

    @hellotheregb: dang…i will have to rent it again now…

  109. 109
    Mariele Says:

    Copacabana Palace Hotel, or Copacabana Beach for that matter, is NOT near Rio de Janeiro, it is IN Rio de Janeiro!

  110. 110
    hmmm Says:

    I just can phantom that a “friend’ organizes your birthday bash. Is at your birthday party with your closest friends in another country stays in the casitas closest to your villa. Sounds like a BF Just a bit too convenient. maybe whatever is going on is kept in the DL and I think Violin Girl is just a diversion. So why is he staying in LA? Soon enough they will have to go to their separate ways to work. Maybe they want to keep it quite because of the haters out here. Time will tell….whatever it is.

  111. 111
    hellotheregb Says:

    Really the directors comments are more fun then the actual movies. If you did not want to watch “Gamer” watch it with the directors comments. Some interesting notes on G and his work. He does a few of his boyish antics and of course the butt thing. Amber V- not so nice to him.(I decided I did not like her performance before I saw the comments then decided she as not so nice our G so she is voted out!) The Ugly truth comments are not much fun. the directors comments are pretty short and they mostly talk about how Katie looks like an Angel. But still a little about how G was on set etc. The soccer movie does not have notes or comments etc. so don’t rent that for this purpose.

  112. 112
    julia brasil Says:

    gerard having breakfast today…,,MUL1491844-9798,00-SEM+CAMISA+GERARD+BUTLER+TOMA+CAFE+DA+MANHA+EM+HOTEL.html

  113. 113
    Stinkylouise Says:

    Is he getting another phone number?LOL!

  114. 114
    Old Mia Says:

    I love to watch films with the director’s comments as well. I agree that it got a little deep on the TUT video about how angelic Katie looks and how they lit her etc. But they said some nice things about GB, and the dance scene and other extras were fun.

    I can’t wait until tomorrow to get my hands on the LAC DVD. First thing I want to do is watch the extras and the director’s cut! I think Alan is included in the director’s chat. I never heard more than a few words out of his mouth so that should be interesting.

  115. 115
    Breakfast Says:

    Thank gawd the orange glow seems to be gone. He looks good.

  116. 116
    hellotheregb Says:

    I agree Old mia I would like to hear Alan speak. I have never seen him at an interview talk etc. Do you know if G talks. I would love it if he was part of that as well.

    Partytime and Ana-do men usually eat breakfast in cafes in Rio without a shirt? ok not that I am complaining! but we now get it that he has trimmed down.
    Why would I even question his motives they are always unusual and unpredictable.

  117. 117
    Old Mia Says:

    Maybe the restaurant is poolside or right off the pool? I had the same thought that he’s flaunting his bod after all the Barbados flak.

    I don’t know if GB is on the LAC extras or not. But I’d guess there has to be an interview.

  118. 118
    Amuzed Says:

    It was a hot morning in Rio and he ordered his usual: coffee. Sorry to disappoint you, but that’s not a phone number.

  119. 119
    hmmmm Says:

    Sponsored by Brahma Beer. I though G didn’t drink alcohol bev.

  120. 120
    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    The Brazilian press in several of these updates has reported that he has been drinking water and soda only.
    Trip was paid for by Brahma Beer. He is a frugal Scot after all.
    As for rumors with Aniston….. BWAHAHAHAHA. Thanks for the good laugh. He can do so much better and younger. HAHAHAHA Let me guess some stupid rag like OK magazine posted he is Nippy’s “the one?” OMG and you honestly believe the rags…especially OK? HAHAHAHA At least you have a sense of humor….

  121. 121
    postwatcher Says:

    @He is a lawyer !!:

    Each time I hear that GB is a lawyer, it reminds me of the
    closing to TMZ with Harvey Levin say “I’M A LAYWER!”

    Gerry is not a lawywer, nor can he go back and practice law.

  122. 122
    @93 Says:

    “a verry common guy with no bodyguards and no any fake faces.”
    I think they are at the pool again at this time.

    p.s. My friend is a straight guy. :)”

    He sports fake tans…..and your friend might not be straight for long if Gerry has anything to say.

  123. 123
    midnight Says:

    wow,, many haters…dont you guys have anything better to do than come here and say nasty things about a guy whose only crime is to be famous and rich?

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    Old Mia Says:

    No, he’s not a lawyer. He got canned doing his internship right before qualifying. However, he studied law for seven years and has a degree. Thus, he must remember a few things about the law, at least as it applies in Scotland. As I recall reading, he specialized in tax/business law. No wonder he grew bored with it.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    This is for you Jenardiston and all your socks…. Hmmmmmm too.

  126. 126
    Booh Says:

    Gerard Butler no Brasil!!
    Legal :D

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    Fritz Says:



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    Trying to figure it out Says:

    No off-screen chemistry between the two of them and probably no on-screen chemistry either. I have the feeling it will be like watching a wet firecracker go off.

    Hi to all the regulars.

  129. 129
    curious cat Says:

    Cube, thanks for the intro to the Brazilian musicians. I like becoming acquainted with different music. You can get in a rut listening to your old favorites. Waves the regulars. Just nothing to comment on here. Same same old.

  130. 130
    ann Says:

    I think that Jen and Butler are just good friends…

  131. 131
    jenardison Says:

    we’ll see ahahahaha! How funny!
    “it is the woman I love most on this planet and I love her till death” I can assure you it’s not my words but gerard

  132. 132
    Old Mia Says:

    Good article, ManLESS. It told it just like it is without a bunch of snark and stupidity. Love that JA can’t get GB to conform to the game, and someone finally said it in a column, not just posters.

  133. 133
    hmmmm Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    You’re funny too. Just saying… good for him if he doesn’t take a drink. However, I have to disagree with you with the Aniston thing.

  134. 134
    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Well Guido and socks…. my onk is from is a reputable news agency not a gossip site. Your sources are tabloids. I’m not holding my breath for you…
    Glad to see Gerry happy. Boy what a difference this trip is to Cabo. He looked miserable in Cabo and he is grinning from ear to ear in Rio. And I understand he is going straight from Rio to NY stickbug week. Nippy who? LMAO

  135. 135
    Witch Says:

    Jenardison: What he actually said in an interview is “I love her to death.” That in English does not translate to the “I will love her till death” spin you put on it.

  136. 136
    CynicalButNot Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    *sigh* It’s hopeless — I don’t think they (and their socks) would believe there’s nothing there even if GB was standing at the altar with another woman and JA announced she’s really a lesbian.

    … and no, people, I’m not starting a rumor that JA is a lesbian *sigh* I’m sure she’s not.


  137. 137
    hmmmm Says:


    saw your post. Aniston leaving her birthday party. I saw what you were talking about. There was someone going in her car before she did. Interesting…but who was it? You really can’t tell who it is but there is definitely someone there.

  138. 138
    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    You’re totally right. I just thought it was interesting that a news agency verses a gossip site or tabloid posted this article. All the Jenhens will continue to hold their breath in anticipation…. Maybe they will all turn blue….problem solved… that’s a thought.
    Funny you mentioned the Nippy is gay thing…. it came out during her push for her yoga instructor who was rumored to be her lover… This sh!t just gets funnier and funnier… ;-)

  139. 139
    Indianapolis Says:

    GAL says the premiere for TBH will be on March 16 in NYC and March 11 in London. Won’t he be in Serbia in March?

    Looking at Gerry’s picture in Rio with all the tanning makes you realize Gerry really really wants to be a dark skinned man. Gerry you should embrace your ethnicity…so what if you are pasty.

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    Old Mia Says:

    Actors probably have it in their contracts that they get a specific day or two away from the set to promote something. The film schedule is probably then set around prior obligations. Just a guess. Filming jumps around so, they’d probably just shoot scenes where he isn’t needed. But I figure it would have to be set in cement way prior to the start of a film.

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    CynicalButNot Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    But ITAWY that Gerry looks like a totally different person — i.e., HAPPY — in Rio. Hard to imagine he could have looked any UNHAPPIER while working *erm* vacationing in Cabo.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    @Old Mia:
    Plus it depends on what the studio wants to pay to promote it. I mean the studio had to shell out $50,000 for Nippy’s hair for 10 days in promoting Marley & Me on top of her entourage and personal stylists. Although Gerry doesn’t require so much maintenance, it will be a pretty penny just the same. I expect Gerry will attend the NYC premiere and do a day in a hotel of press and that will be it. A NYC talk show or too, maybe. IMO

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    jenardison Says:

    hmmmm @
    gerard well sure they do not want the paparazzi follow them, not before the film

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    Fritz Says:

    I would venture to say Coriolanus takes three weeks to film…a month, tops.

    *waves and smiles to my chummies*

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    jenardison Says:

    Witch @

    forgiveness for the translation you say is true

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    jenardison Says:

    ManLESSton, I likely @

    you and your sources is gerard? maybe? ahahahaha!! it’s not nice to hate Jen because she belongs to gerard

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    sukar Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    I have to agree with you on that one, he didn’t seem to be that happy in Cabo. It’s weird. I also don’t understand how the paps just happened to be there. I mean they have money, they could have avoided the paps if they wanted to.

    And yes, to the person who asked, sukar is the local word for sugar.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Dear Reality Challenged….
    Gerard said, “she’s the coolest girl in the world.” Translation, “I’m promoting a movie with her.”
    Gerard said, “I love her to death.” Transalation, “She’s a friend I have worked with.”
    No wonder people find Aniston fans ridiculous…Reality is not your friend is it Jenadison? Poor thing…
    Just saw on Twitter that Gerry was spotted kissing a couple of different gals during the parade last night (if Twitter is to be believed)…. Hope to see some pics soon.
    LMAO that Huvane has changed his tactics…they are JUST friends NOW… Huvane has finally decided the Butler boat has sailed… Gotta hand it to you Gerry, you are the Great Scot…again!

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    sukar Says:

    We have an Egyptian saying that goes “don’t go to a monkey’s a/rse and smell it” as in don’t walk to trouble. I really think in this case for Gerry, Jen is the monkey’s ar/se

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Couldn’t agree with you more. :-)

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    Camille Barrett Says:


    I heard Gerard is messing with a chick in LA, but she’s married to some studio exec, so it can’t be “serious” just really stupid.
    I just remember thinking Gerard better be careful if he sh*ts where he eats. Bad idea, I’m hoping untrue.
    Any of u other LA’ers “heard” rumors round the Roger room crew etc?

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    Camille Barrett Says:

    Sorry, married or engaged or something, just that the woman is NOT single.
    Studio exec’s woman = stupid selfish Gerard.

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    Fritz Says:

    @Camille Barrett:

    It takes two to tango.

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    Idiot Says:

    @Kp Hearts Butler
    You make no sense and you constantly contradict yourself.
    Grow up!

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    CJ Says:

    For you Spanky

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    Stinkylouise Says:

    Studio exec’s woman=possible career killer.
    Would he be that stupid?

    Hi to all the regulars! I see G has been a busy boy.He looks like he’s having a great time.Love the beard.But the orange has got to go.

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    CJ Says:
    For you Spanky

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    Webwatcher Says:

    Butler and Nicole in Ipanema,,MUL1492178-9798,00-GERARD+BUTLER+E+NICOLE+SCHERZINGER+CAEM+NOS+BRACOS+DO+POVO+NO+RIO.html

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    Tracey in Tulsa, OK Says:


    I agree…”IF” Gerry is actually that dumb…the same can be said for her.
    Let’s hope he isn’t.
    So where is pic of Alpharetta fannnie winning and crying into her chocolate sundae with happiness??

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    asfasdf Says:

    Nicole S. is so Gerry’s type, and she is newly single.

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    jenardison Says:

    Huvane is always the responsibility with you is too funny! I feel it will be a disappointment in the future days.

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    FUNNY Says:

    Funny how most of you only see what you want to see.Because if you would have paid close attention you would clearly see that he is with his b/f.No it is not nick and not rodrigo.

    Pictures with women by his side is pure PR.Alan is working his a$$ off.

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    sukar Says:


    I just googled her she is very beautiful. But apparently had a lot of plastic surgery?

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    This sure looks like Nippy…..NOT!

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    Webwatcher Says:

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    On Behalf of N.S.: Says:

    I wish you guys wouldnt talk about my friend Nicole S.!
    She is a wonderful woman and still “hurting” a lot from her break up.
    They still talk and she would like nothing more than to be back with him –
    Gerard is a nice man, lovely to talk with/to but Nicole is not interested and Gerard was even less.
    Gossip just hurts everyone involved. She is more than aware the internet “yap” has started, but honestly, there is nothing happening. Her heart still belongs to someone else.
    Thank you.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Thanks! Now Jenardison will have a hard time denying straight from Gerard’s mouth that he says they are just friends…. Maybe it will take a gossip site to get through to it. he he

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    sixoclock Says:

    Who is Nicole anyway? An old friend of Gerry’s to meet up at Rio? I absolutely believe there is nothing going on between them or with any other girl; Gerry is in Rio for the Carnival and then he is gone and moved on to other destinations. He is the man on the go and definitely not to try to tie himself down by finding some sort of relationship for now.

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    yo Says:

    oh, lucky nicole…from the way he was looking at her last night i can bet something happened or will

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    The Doctor Is In Says:

    Butler is all about hit it then quit it. Fortunately for him the world is full of easy POA. Hope he brought his penicillin for that nasty drip he might develop from these roadkill encounters.

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    Nobody You Know Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely: @ManLESSton, I likely:

    I see one of his regular buddies has shown up. He is in the pic with Gerry and Alan on the balcony. This is the same guy he was with in Aspen, at a NY hockey game last year, and at the movie premiere in NY recently. (he was referred to as apple core guy in those photos)

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    yo Says:

    @ The Doctor Is In…have your ever heard about condoms? it’s a great 20th century invention!

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    @Nobody You Know:
    I believe his nickname is AppleBob.

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    hmmm Says:

    12 years ago, Pitt + Aniston=Buddies (husband) till media busted them out.
    Now, Butler + Aniston = Buddies
    4 years ago Vaughn + Aniston = Break Up(boyfriend)
    Now, Butler + Aniston = Bounty Hunter (buddies)
    last year Mayer + Aniston = Cabo getaway (boyfriend)
    Now,Butler + Aniston = Buddies

    yeah their buddies alright.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    hmmm idiot 2 hours ago = idiot 2 hours later
    today: Pitt in committed relationship with someone who is not Nippy
    today: Butler kissing and loving in Rio lots of someones who are not Nippy
    today: Vaughn engaged to someone who is not Nippy
    today: Mayer happily alone after dumping Nippy twice
    today: Bradley Cooper in committed relationship with someone who is not Nippy
    today: Norman in committed relationship with Nippy as long as she doesn’t forget to leave the door open.
    Question: why aren’t you spamming Nippy’s thread. The ho bag could really use some hits…since she can’t generate any in the theaters on her own.
    Keep dreaming…. Gerry should be in NYC by the 18th… Stickbug Week anyone?

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    CynicalButNot Says:

    Whoever said Huvane has figured out that the Gerry Butler Express left the station yesterday and is now putting out the word (it was in People mag, too) that they’re just “buddies”, I think really nailed it. I’m just amazed (and more than slightly appalled) that they really thought if they kept saying “it’s so!” that it would miraculously become so. At least long enough to get TBH out. While I wish there had been a way for GB to get his point across without macking on women he snatched off the street, I have to tip my hat to him — it worked. Good job, Ger!

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    hmmm Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    you are so funny
    still pisssy now= and will be pissy forever. You are totally subjective what did Aniston do to you? such a hater. love your comments you’re entertaining.

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    sixoclock Says:

    Gerboy is his own man – he proved it this time. At least he has the integrity not to join forces with Aniston’s PR team lying about the fake romance. He may just end up selling more seats for TBH because of that….count me in seeing the movie when it comes out.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Tipping my hat to you, too.
    It’s like the blinded Jenhens on here. If they scream and post it long enough it just might come true. I bet they are waiting for their lottery tickets too. Geeeesh

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    CynicalButNot Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely: “I bet they are waiting for their lottery tickets too. Geeeesh”


    …if only that really worked…

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    Bee Says:

    Guys… Copacabana Palace is not near Rio de Janeiro, IT IS in Rio de Janeiro. It is located at Copacabana Beach in Station 3. It’s a beautiful and amazing 5 star hotel in front of the ocean and from there you are able to see the Sugar Loaf and the whole Copacabana shore. So, please, before posting anything, get the right information, OK?

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    myspacey Says:

    Bee, are you from Rio? what Gerry is up to now? Any new development? He is forever tirelessly looking for pleasures of sight and sound. What a man.

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    diva do olodum Says:

    Please, someone buy a world map to Just jared! LOL
    They don’t even check Goggle maps!
    Don’t worry
    We – brazilians women -are taking care of Gerard Bulter and he shows more than you can imagine…trust me!!!

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    numbersgame Says:

    Oh yeah we can imagine…he is not a shy man when it comes mooning…but he so far has been quite tight on showing his manhood. Every part of his body is well documented except the you-know-what. Hope you all have a blast in Rio.

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    cubedweller Says:

    @diva do olodum:
    “We – brazilians women -are taking care of Gerard Bulter and he shows more than you can imagine…trust me!!!”
    Glad to hear Butler is being so well taken care of. Just what exactly is he showing? Inquiring minds would love to know.

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    JJ Postars Says:

    are giving the us brasilia womens bad names!
    Gerard is respectable man, no moon and show body part.
    He has many friend, they are nice he tri to spek portugesa!!!

    No woman he has now layter who know?

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    Prawn Star Says:


    You should go jump in a lake

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    teachersdatingsite Says:

    Is he in a fake relationship?

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    hmmm Says:

    another observation, Butler has been saying that the linkage between Aniston and himself is due to the movie. I did not they were promoting BH in Mexico. So shouldn’t he be going to Rio with Aniston to promote it. I don’t recall any movie being promoted 6 weeks prior the premier. Just remember the man is a lier I mean a lawyer.

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    Christine w/ the Auburn Eyes Says:


    Yes the whole relationship with maniston is FAKE for promoting their dumb loser movie THE BOUNTY – dont go see it.
    The FAN LOSERS here like to put Gerry in a bunch of different relationships bc they themselves are LACKING relationships, real RELATIONSHIPs of any sort themselves. It’s quite sad.
    Carry on.

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    hellotheregb Says:

    wow the Jen heads are still out tonight. Must be a full moon, honestly!! Hang in there Manlesston and cube we are out here supporting you so to speak. sooo strange, just posters bored and wanting to pick an argument. they need to chill and not as the other poster said spread so many crazy crap out there. all I am interested in is the G man and his parts. Ok i know we can’t really believe the poster but you know it is Rio and carnival what else are we thinking about!

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    Christine w/ the Auburn Eyes Says:


    He is not with Jennifer Aniston. End of discussion, mkay?

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    cbinparadise Says:

    I just don’t see Gerry going down to Mexico with a bunch of women if there wasn’t a little something else going on.
    And the girl in the alley with the umbrella sure did have the same body type/language as JA.

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    Floating Poop in Toilet Says:

    But jen has no reason to lie but to make herself look more pathetic.
    why would he leave his GIRLFRIEND on valentines day you doof.
    it makes more sense that gerry is indeed ******** someone who is already “with” someone. then there are no expectations on his head and he gets to have all the fun but none of the commitment – AND the woman isnt going to talk bc SHE has something to lose too.
    I cant take it anymore. I was such a big fan of his. he has so disappointed me!

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    cbinparadise Says:

    While I don’t think they are having a relationship I do think they are having fun/sex….

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    eliott Says:

    Gerry, my good man, Rio becomes you. You seemed so unhappy in Mexico. It seems Aniston really does put the *meh* in Meh-hee-co. I’m glad to hear the Butiston romance rumors (courtesy of that silly *****, Huvane) didn’t stick. The jenhens are like a terrier with a sock. It’s hard for them to let go.

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    hmmm Says:

    @Floating Poop in Toilet:

    Should I think that he is better off with a woman in a relationship than Aniston? Wow that is different. Aniston has denied relationships before this is not the first. Remember Mayer who can’t keep his trap closed. That isn’t really her style. Look at Vaughn she kept that quiet till Oprah asked her on her show. The woman’s lovelife has been scrutinized all her relationship has been questioned. Why should divulge anything. Just look at the comments some of these women are downright mean and ugly. Maybe they want to keep just theirs.

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    Floating Turd in Toilet Says:


    No. She is embarrassed and humiliated. That’s why she NEEDS to be with someone ALLLLWAYS. She cant be alone because a prettier and more headstrong woman (angelina) defeated her and stole her husband right from under her rhinoplastied nose.
    She needs a man to be “connected” TRUST ME when I say that GB thinks Jen is “nice” but she looks 41 and is 41. That is NOT GB’S STYLE. He tends toward the exotic yes, but has “wandered” off type…but still tall and attractive (I am talking dating NOT one nighters).
    Jen is too old and too used up. Sorry.

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    hmmm Says:

    @Floating Poop in Toilet:

    Well if you want believe that Butler is only capable to have relationship with women who is already committed relationship, or only young women. I must have more faith in him. Aniston’s relationship with Pitt ended 5 years ago. She’s had other relationship Vaughn, Sculfor and Mayer. She has supported herself not needing a man. She is stronger than you think. She’s constantly put down because in our society if you are a woman and if you do not have a man you are a failure. But when you turn that around if she were George Clooney it’s different isn’t it. It’s called sexism. What I don’t understand as a woman why do other women need to put her down. Now she is not only fighting sexism it is also Agism. Maybe you’re right Butler is only capable very shallow relationship with a younger women or commited women . Maybe in many ways she is better than him.

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    Casseopeia Says:

    Why does this guy ALWAYS look raggedy??
    Like he’s been living in a ditch in someone’s backyard for the past decade.
    How is he considered in the same category as like Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman – men who are HOT?
    Ew. and oh yeah, EW.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    Sorry hmmm… I respectfully disagree.
    My contempt for Nippy comes from her behavior. She and her PR are constantly trying to align her with any man, just talk to Butler and Bradley Cooper who have both rebuffed her machinations through the press.
    My other point of contention is how long is her Pitty (pun intended) party going to go on. I’m sorry but it has been five years and she still manages to bring up Pitt, his partner, or their children in all her interviews. When is SHE going to get over it.
    Maybe I could garner an ounce of respect if she acted like an adult instead of senior in high school at 41. She can’t seem to conduct herself in an adult manner, just a sec while I stick my ass in the air again for the paps (click). Please notice me is just pathetic.
    I can’t garner any respect for this kind of clingy and insecure woman who needs to noticed or recognized by the public. Pity her…maybe, respect… absolutely not.

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    just sayin Says:

    Looks like the guy had fun. I feel sorry for the maids. I bet they chiseled the sheets off the bed. Hope they used gloves… What is it about this man? He is such a doable ho!

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    Casseopeia Says:


    Jen made her bed and it has roaches in it and she doesnt want to lie in it.
    Cam Diaz, Drew Barrymore, Tyra Banks…these women are sometimes single sometimes not, A-listers – but why are they never objects of pity??
    On the other foot you get Jennifer ANiston, Jessica Simpson and Kate Hudson and it’s loser cant keep a man central. That is THEIR DOING. Something THEY have projected and the media has pcked up on it and ran with it.
    Sorry to break it to ya.

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    ManLESSton, I likely Says:

    @just sayin:
    It is that fresh rolled out of bed look… it’s downright delicious.

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    Chickliterature Says:

    @just sayin:

    Its not like he’s getting any. Trust me – we’d know!
    The guy is like a “cant close the deal” or WONT CLOSE THE DEAL thing.
    I dont get him. No one does. Where’s GFW to end this post on a high note.

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    just sayin Says:

    yep, with sprinkles on top… yummy!

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    just sayin Says:


    Sorry, I find it hard to believe that he didn’t get laid… not buying it. He’s one of those guys that has one or two or three at every port.

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    Persian Doll Says:

    Does anyone know where Gerry is next? NYC (hopefully)?
    Or LA or another vacation spot??

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    Chickliterature Says:

    Im beginning to think that shoulder injury was a hoax and just something to get us talking and maybe forgive barbados. NOT.

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    contempt? Says:

    My contempt for Nippy comes from her behavior

    I honestly don’t understand how anyone can have contempt for an actor – someone they don’t know personally. I keep that strong of an emotion for people I know, or extremely evil people like pedophiles, but not for an actor or actress. Instead, I’ll make fun of them and refuse to spend money on their movies etc. But contempt? I guess I just don’t give them enough of my energy and thoughts. JMO.
    My criticism of Jennifer Aniston is that she just isn’t that good of an actress and hasn’t made any decent movies lately. But the same could be true of Butler. As for her behavior, again Butler seems just as offensive to me. But I don’t have contempt for them. I think that they are a joke. But there are many that like both or one of them because of their looks. They are eye candy only. But not great actitng talents or exceptional role models.

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    Webwatcher Says:
    Gerry gets the new official brazilian jersey for the world cup at the samba parade tonight.

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    hmmm Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely:

    Hello, I think I understand what you are saying. I hope so anyway, I agree that the relationship has passed and sailed long ago. I do hope that Pitt name is not mentioned again.

    I believe BC was all fabricated by the tabloids she has said time before they were friends and I do believe that.

    Aniston well she is who she is. She is more light hearted person. Some people are just that they want to have fun. I am not saying she’s dumb not at all. I am just saying she does have a different style. She knows exactly what she is doing. She seems to get nervous when speaking in front of the camera she seems childlike and fidgety. Some people find it cute and some people find it childish and some people find it annoying. Some people think it is lack of confidence but it is what it is.

    I have always thought she is a very affectionate person. She likes touching other people. Some people define is clingy some people find it affection. I guess it really depends on the person.

    Now think about this you are an Entertainer you work on your body. You take pride keeping it healthy and tone. Hey I’m 41 why not show it off.

    Paps taking picture with their camera I move my ass for a second. That is 60 frames.

    Now the Butler thing really who really know but them too. Maybe they are just friends, maybe FWBs who am I to judge they are grown people, Maybe they’re in relationship. I hope they’re happy no matter what it is.

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    Old Mia Says:

    And people doubted Alan.

    Waaaaay back before I went to work today someone asked who knew who first. Well, GB told it to Variety in Dubai: He was a young actor who went to LA and had appointments. He was still drinking and blew off this guy who wanted to manage him. When he got back to London, he called Alan to apologize for missing the meeting. Alan said, something like “You have something, and I want to manage you.” That’s not the real quote, but close to the meaning. And, the rest is history. LOL.

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    Agree Says:

    @On Behalf of N.S.:: Love Nicole Scherzinger. Gotta admit she is gerry’s type. But she does not look to be interested since she just came off a relationship. Her vibe tends to be more respectful to herself.

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    Lina Says:

    @Webwatcher: Thanks for the link. Looks like he’s having a good time tonight again.

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    cbinparadise Says:

    I don’t get it. I follow the “Gerry thing” and all that it entails because I think he’s hot and a pretty good actor. JA not so much.
    I don’t understand why so many devote so much time to their rage against JA (& Gerry). Why don’t you try to learn more about actors that you DO like? Don’t you know what all that negativity is doing to you???!!!! And believe me these actors don’t give a $hit what you think about them.
    A lot of you remind me of my mother…her thoughts/feelings/ideas are the only CORRECT ones! It’s really tiresome.

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    hmmm Says:

    @Old Mia:

    Alan seems to be a positive influence for Butler. Kind give some props to him to sticking with Alan. Butler seems to behave better with him than those other two stooges in Venice Beach.

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    CJ Says:

    Will someone please post a profile of Jennifer Aniston on EHarmony and when she gets a date, follow her, take lost of photos(call TMZ) so she can get her own thread on JJ and we can get back to talking about this thread which is not about her..remember Gerard Butler, wo man, scottish, lousy actor of late..remember him now..I’ll even post a picture of Jen so you can up load it to her EHarmony profile………….

    Rate a Jennifer Aniston photo on BuddyTV

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    spanky Says:

    @CJ: THANK YOU x 2 for the videos…sat through hours at the long track only to watch Canada miss out…so those cheered me up….the man loves to talk…..that’s ok I am a good listener.

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    spanky Says:

    @Webwatcher: Okay who’s the guy with him and why does he have GB”s camo shorts on and borrowed his jewellery too????

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    Never Says:

    The girl Gerry will be interested will never be seen with him in public. Speculate away. And he will place others around him to deflect the one he is really with.

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    CJ Says:

    Your welcome…I haven’t really watched any of the games yet..too busy..but I love the winter sports better than the summer ones..sorry Canada lost…I always like to remember that the best of the best are there so in my book they are all winners..although I know the gold would be the cherry on top..

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    spanky Says:

    @ManLESSton, I likely: I admire your courage…I would’ve resorted to banging my head against the wall by now….commandment 11 “thou shall not speak against Jen in anyway”….my biggest blood vessel burst over the poor Jen, fighting sexism…and ageism. Guess THAT explains everything. God saves us from BH ……sshhh what’s that?.. sounds like a gun cocked in my direction…..and here we go.

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    hmmm Says:


    The difference in the first group of women you mentioned and the second one is.. the first group were not married and the second group were in failed marriage. As a woman I am telling you. A marriage do not define you. I don’t consider JA, JS and KH as failures. All these women are strong. You don’t need a man to be a strong woman. They are doing what they want to do. If they find love good if not oh well. You don’t need a man to define who you are. That is what I am trying to say.

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    spanky Says:

    @CJ: Loved your #221 post, if you build it they may go!

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    hmmm Says:


    Basicly that is everyone, except his friends.

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    oy Says:

    Hello Ladybugs. If you aren’t in a chocolate stupor or icing a sore behind from yesterday, shame on you. You’ve been derelict in your Valentine’s duties.

    I’m catching up on the Rio photos.

    Day 1 – Gerry arrives in Rio after falling in a vat of cheddar cheese. He stands on a balcony hoping his tractor beam peen will direct him toward the freshest Brazilian pusee and the nude section of the beach then quickly disappears.

    Day 2 – Gerry’s white t-shirt with the strap hanging down on bottom looks like a short-sleeved straight jacket designed by the Brazilians to prevent his shirt from being removed. After Barbados, this public service is appreciated. Thank you Brazil.

    Later, he fellates a peacock then shows up at a party with its feathers still stuck to his face. Shortly afterward, his spittle bounces off a Brazilian Playboy model’s headdress and lands on his shoulder. Next he switches to a gold sequin mask that made 300′s Xerxes look like Mad Max. Some men wear sparklly feathered masks and call it Carnival. Liberace called it Sunday.

    He makes the required appearance with Madonna for the beer company to give him free accommodations. Madonna has the sense to show up in her natural skin tone, even if it’s all plastic by now. Gerry wonders if Guy Ritchie will cast him again if he licks his ex-wife like a vanilla ice cream cone then decides to find an ice cream cone.

    Day 3 – Gerry’s “tan” begins coming off and he takes on a corn snake-like appearance. Longtime fans fill their nylons with orange Jelly Bellies to recreate the effect for their own pleasure at home. Good Housekeeping announces that “nylons are making a comeback.”

    Moving on, he deftly combines p/ussy and dolls, the two things with which he is most commonly associated, by accompanying Nicole Scherzinger to two appearances including a walk on the beach that leaves no doubt about the airbrushing in 300.

    Day 4 – Alan has finally succeeded in sucking the color out of Gerry. Gerry’s moobs reappear at the breakfast table where a young woman passes him a note and asks if he will donate breast milk for the children of Haiti. Gerry explains that he will be going to Haiti soon to personally breastfeed the children then reminds Alan to inform the fansites and call Access Hollywood.

    Did I miss anything else or am I all caught up?

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    ok guys I’m going to translate the thing but It’s 4am here and I’m really tired but it basically says this: Gerard Butler is practically brazilian. He enjoyed the carnival on the streets of Ipanema earlier today and walked along the beach with Nicole S later. He is now at the parade. He was again in the company of Rodrigo Santoro and film maker Raul Gutierrez, and was having a ball at the concert of Marcelo D2 inside the box. He had 2 security people with him.
    Besides the concert, other things caught his attention, the beauty of brazilian women. Actress Thaissa Carvalho was chatted up. She says she’s friends with Raul and was introduced to him, and that he just asked if she was an actress and told her she was very pretty. Another unknown brunette caught his eye and they were seen talking and she was even teaching him how to samba. Every time the press would come he would ask his security to ask them to stop photographing.

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    partytime Says:

    oh and i forgot to add the article says he took several photos with fans.
    sorry, seriously tired. Off to bed, carnival is hardcore.

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    oy Says:

    @cbinparadise: Why are you devoting so much time and love to an actor you don’t know? Your mother was right. Mothers are always right. I hope you get grounded for dissing yours. shame, shame

    CJ! My little passion fruit. Have you been a good girl while I was gone? I share your confusion about why Aniston’s coven comments on threads that don’t involve her.

    @spanky: He grabbed whatever was on the floor?

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    spanky Says:

    @oy: nailed it….I am glad to see you back….lots of passengers on the crazy train lately because Gerry will marry Jen…you know…Rio is his giant bachelor party.

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    CJ Says:

    My Queen.♥ My Queen this board has been over taken by viruses, crazies, ill informed, stupid and downright rude posters…I was christened by fire..someone insulted me..I feel so special now..
    and by the way…where the FU*K have you was scary around here without you…♥♥

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    oy Says:

    @partytime: When he was with a woman his security stopped the press from photographing? This is the same story we’ve heard about his evenings at NYC clubs.

    He was shopping for fuzzy peaches. That’s the only time cameras upset him.

    Doesn’t Alan have a fuzzy peach by now?

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    partytime Says:,,MUL1492429-9798,00-GERARD+BUTLER+SE+ENCANTA+POR+PAOLA+OLIVEIRA.html
    ok one more before i go, but this is too funny.

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    oy Says:

    @spanky: Then I haven’t missed much. Everywhere is Gerry’s giant bachelor party. The man lives in the lap of labi/a.

    @CJ: My tiara was being polished. What fire breathing dragons blew their wad on you, dear? Do tell. I will have off with their heads.

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    yo Says:

    thanks for all the links partytime

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    CJ Says:

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    CJ Says:

    Who*es come in pairs now…one to the left and one in the middle..

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    spanky Says:

    @CJ: MY god did Gerry just say “Oy”!!!!!… that’s where you’ve been. Bet Rodrigo said, “who do you love Gerry?”

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    oy Says:

    @partytime: It is funny. Gerry and long feathers on a woman. The jokes that are racing through my mind. For shame!

    Madonna looks younger than Gerry. Poor Gerry.

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    CJ Says:

    Oy, someone named McBeth wanted me to die along with some super models, movies, grade school teachers etc…I just sent McBeth his/her final scence from the play to remind them how they ended up ..and someone else hated me but I don’t know who they were..I don’t respond to death threats..I never fight with unarmed people.

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    CJ Says:

    Yes, he did..LOL

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    spanky Says:

    @oy: Be careful Oy, the phannies will be after you!….a shout out be Gerry, they will be soooooo jealous.

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    oy Says:

    @CJ: Avoid “Mc” anything. It’s more nourishing.

    Death threats? Oh how fun! Here are some suggestions for how they can die -all chronicled in one handy little reference book. It’s a classic. Let them know which pages you prefer for them.

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    Lina Says:

    Well he sure is having fun

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    oy Says:

    @spanky: They’re always after me. I feel so loved.

    Gerry said “Oy?” Please tell me he wasn’t sporting a chubby when he said it. I’ve done a great job controlling my gag reflex over the years, but that could cause a comeback.

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    CJ Says:

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    oy Says:

    @Lina: He looks confused with the women but happy with the men. It’s a chubby clique!

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    spanky Says:

    @oy: I don’t know, I can’t stare at those white pants and Orgina top too long without gagging myself…..

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    oy Says:

    @spanky: Before Gerry, I didn’t know Tang could be used as a moisturizer.

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    spanky Says:

    @CJ: Where is the gold chain with the scorpion pendant?…add his newsboy cap and we have “a wild and craaaazy guy”…….old SNL skit for all the youngies out there.

    Goodnight CJ and OY I leave you both to catch up…Oy I know many on the day shift will be happy to see you. Night ,

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    spanky Says:

    @oy: good one ….remember follow the orange fingerprints… Blues Clues….with all those white pants who knows what will be revealed . Ciao

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    oy Says:

    @spanky: I miss his tooth necklace. It was so deliciously desperate.

    Nighty-nite Spank.

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    Adam Says:


    “Everyone saw Paola Oliveira rocking the avenue. But when the muse of the Rio Grande came to the cabin Brahma for a performance, the Scottish star Gerard Butler was delighted with the Brazilian samba. The actor of “300″ was spotted playing prying for the actress.
    But Paola was not the only cat that caught the attention of Gerard. Earlier, the star is just dancing with a blonde during the show of Marcelo D2.”

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    stupid Says:

    @Adam: I wonder if Gerry is doing this right now.

    That visual should piss off the stupid fans.

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    kp hearts butler Says:

    @#156, “idiot”…lol, thank you, coming from the same person as “deborah” perhaps? At least have the bawls to stick with the same screenname….and, O, this just in, you’re just too late on this post to comment about something from earlier in the am. I’m glad I stuck in your mind though….got your grandma’s in a bunch did i? ha ha..grow up? you’re on the wrong site for respect when you talk trash bout others. With that said, I’m taking my ball and going home….lol.

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    kp hearts butler Says:

    O and @# 156, quit being a victim on a chat board, pathetic.

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    oy Says:

    Stupe! That video is muy caliente. Gerry might be jealous of the di/do so she’d need to leave that at home ( unless she was going to use it on him).

    Glad to see you’re up to your usual terrorizing. Everyone else must be in chat. Too bad. Their input makes JJ entertaining.

    I will return again when Gerry is out and about in his usual fashion felonies. You know, the ones where he looks like he was styled by a blind rodeo clown.

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    sukar Says:



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    tweetie twitter Says:

    gerry with a fanboy

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    anon Says:

    Gerry’s hookup for the night was spotted.,,MUL1492437-9798,00-GERARD+BUTLER+DEIXA+O+SAMBODROMO+ACOMPANHADO+POR+MORENA.html

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    sukar Says:


    stunning :)

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    what's up Says:

    with that car door?

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    hookup or hooker? Says:

    @anon: That chick is definitely a hooker or at best a star f.ucker. Looks like he’s so desperate he’s going for older girls, basically anything he can get now.

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    Pearl Says:

    uhoh, i think good lookin, but his type not so popular in japan, i love guys w/ hairy chest, cuz manly,

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    sukar Says:

    @hookup or hooker?:

    What are you talking about? The girl looks like she is in her 20s.

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    hookup or hooker? Says:

    @sukar: Mid to LATE twenties is old by Gerry standards.

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    standards Says:

    @hookup or hooker?: does gerry have any standards other than warm and open?

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    amuzed Says:

    I can’t stop from laughing. Jennifor Aniston is the ultimate ridiculous woman in the whole wide world! Read this:

    “The Hollywood actress has been holidaying in Mexico as part of her 41st birthday celebrations and only close friends (and Gerard Butler) were invited.

    And, according to Heat magazine, it’s not just the sun in Cabo San Lucas that’s hot – things with Gerard seem to be going seriously well.

    A source told the publication: “Jen invited only her closest friends, and she was the belle of the ball. How could she be anything but on top of the world.

    “She says the sex is amazing. They have great chemistry across the board – sexually and intellectually.”

    Sorry, fake blonde. You’re ugly, boring, old. He can still find young, hot, beautiful women to have casual sex with.

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    sigh Says:


    JJ Quarantine is working overtime. This is the 4th attempt at posting that I just wanted to say that you beat me to it. Huvane must be getting desperate. Linky:

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    gossiphound Says:

    Anyone see TMZ last night? They had some footage of GB at LAX leaving for Rio. He would not comment on Mexico. The TMZ consensus was the whole JA-GB is just one big promo farce for the new movie, 100 per cent, well duh except the blond surfer dude say Nah they’re banging. Punchline, fade out.

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    gossiphound Says:


    Oy, missed you, LM non orange pasty white AO.

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    Jammie Says:

    @anon & #264

    I am interested to know what the article says about the pictures with the woman Gerry may be interested in for the night.

    My impression is so far the women Gerry has been pictured with are too European looking for his taste. He likes ones with mixed race but with more emphasis on African heritage. This woman at #264 fits the bill for Gerry methinks.

    oy, I used to hate you but now I start to see the genius in you. Your sharpness is incomparable here.

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    Bee Says:

    @myspacey: Yes, I am and I love my city that’s why I correct JJ! LOL I don’t know much what has been happening, I’m in Bahia right now, enjoy the Carnaval. This is the best time of the year for me! I’ll be back in Rio only on Saturday! hehe

    Read more:

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    ffxiv gil Says:

    Thank you for your help!

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    ffxiv gil Says:

    Hey very nice blog!!

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