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Jessica Simpson: Facial Mask Funny!

Jessica Simpson: Facial Mask Funny!

Jessica Simpson just posted a hilarious Twitter picture of herself wearing a facial mask.

“Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask,” the 29-year-old singer tweeted.

Jessica posted the picture for her upcoming VH1 reality show, The Price Of Beauty.

Remember those rumors about her and Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan?

“She asked me to help her out on the theme song for her new TV show,” Billy told the Chicago Tribune. “[The show] has an interesting concept. She goes around the world to show how different people perceive beauty. In some cultures, bigger is better. In some, smaller is better. It’s interesting… I ended up writing part of [the theme song]. It has a little bit of an alternative rock edge, but it’s still very pop-y.”

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  • Maria from Texas

    JESSICA, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL GIRL. NEVER, EVER , LET ANYBODY PUT YOU DOWN. YOU CAME OUT PRETTY GOOD IN THAT STUPID PLAYBOY ARTICLE, NOW IF I WAS THE OTHER WOMAN, IN THIS ARTICLE– I WOULD BE IN HIDING AND SO ,SO HUMILIATED AND EMBARRASSED.. GOD LUCK IN ALL OF YOU ENDEAVORS, REMEMBER YOUR FANS AND YOUR FAMILY LOVE YOU.

  • yo sista

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  • Lillianne

    Doesn’t she have anyone who can give her GOOD advice for a change? It’s like she keeps making fun of herself before someone can make fun of her and she just keeps putting a big target on herself.

  • Emma

    Dear diary…Today I though of another way to drum up attention for myself. I put on a mask and Twittered it so a bunch of strangers could laugh at me! Isn’t that a brilliant move on my part?! Later I’m going to go out to dinner with my talentless sister and get drunk on margaritas, then call TMZ so they’ll put me on camera! THEN tomorrow I’m going to beg the public to help me find my pet fish that I saw being carried away by a bear. Because I KNOW little fishy must still be out there. So that’s my plan. Thanks for listening diary. *heart* Jessica

  • Abby

    Cold stoned fact: Jessica is desperate for attention. What a lonely soul she must be.

  • ally

    irrelevant

  • Dreadlocks

    Am I the only one wondering what’s “hilarious” about this stupid and horrible picture? I’m not a hater, I’m against people hating on her all the time but that was a desperate move. The show on different beauty tastes seems interesting though….

  • wtf

    she is so stupid.

  • http://dlisted.com lakers fan in boston

    u have no taste in humor jared, u find anything funny
    that pic isnt funny it’s just sad that this dumb woman has to go such stakes as these just 2 get some attention
    because honestly, she has nothing else going on for her
    the only thing she had before this was her big relationship with tony romo but she even failed 2 make that work, such a useless woman

  • meme

    # 9…u said it all………………………….

    but…..she’s probly reaching out to “la mer” product line people..to make her a spokesperson!!!!

    and to # 1…………we know that is u jessica, writing on here…….sad…

  • meli

    So that’s how she keeps her skin so beautiful. I’m getting me one of those tout suite!

  • ck

    hilarious: marked by or causing hilarity : extremely funny
    http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hilarious

    (looks at picture)

    Nope

  • Jake

    I love her

  • oasis

    La Mer is supposed to be great for the skin.

  • oasis

    Who’s tuning in for her show?

  • Dani

    She is really pretty. What happened to her career?

  • Tim

    Beautiful woman but she’s nuts.

  • lisa

    Just Jared…..this is NOT hilarious. I really am losing interest in this blog.

  • Go Ask Alice

    I do not dislike her. I think she is very kind and she she is pretty.
    Her singing was better when she first started out but then she chaged her voice style to “hoot” more . Marih is Mariah . Christina is Christina.

    Jessica should not try to imitate anyone. Her In This Skin cd was really good.

    IT is sad her young career is stalled. She makes a fortune in millions off of her brand, Jessica Simpson Collection.
    Pretty only last so long. Youth only last so long.

    Too bad she, per her father and staff, decided Nick Lachey was beneath her and holding her back.

    If they had stayed married, her career would have soared more and his too,plus they would most likely have a family now.
    .

  • Beni

    She sure put out let Mayer tell it. Bet Jessica’s phone has been ringing off the hook from men calling her to see if Mayer is right.

  • kay

    Billy must have tested John Mayer’s theory and moved on.
    I’m not taking any advise from her.

  • http://ip0.9q9.us Tihomir

    Not a very sympathetic view

  • http://ka.9q9.us COP15 fan

    I hope to use a mask with natural ingredients :-)

  • http://mz.9q9.us Sofia Magazini

    Every woman in this situation is not pretty. I do not understand why Gloat?

  • http://eb.9q9.us Pleven Ekobriketi

    However beautiful his wife is a beautiful woman, even with fruit facial

  • rock_chick_chic

    this is funny? really jared. love your blog and all but you really do need to stop kissing everyone a$$ so much.

  • A

    It might not be hilarious, but it is silly, that’s all. Lighten up people. I’m glad that she is wearing less makeup these days. She looks beautiful without it. Most women can’t say that. Jessica has done some really stupid and desperate stuff. But I do think she will find her niche, and we haven’t seen the last of her. This new show will probably lead to some new pathways for her. Good Luck Jessica!

  • Diego

    Well then that cream doesn’t work cuz she has like acne haha!

  • Jokergurl

    Yeah she’s dumb like a fox, she makes a fortune playing up the bimbo blond thing. Remember is this chicken or fish? She got endorsements out of that. I don’t think she’s dumb at all, she makes money off the goofy things she does and she gets publicity. She’s got her own clothing line, shoe line, perfume, which make millions. She’s laughing her ass off at all the people who think she’s dumb every time she goes to the bank :)

  • j

    People don’t think she is “goofy”. They think she is a brain damaged idiot. The public is not laughing with her, they are making her the butt of their jokes. They are ridiculing her disdainfully. If she is really making money off of being the butt of jokes and this is how she chooses to earn a living, she is more pathetic than I thought.

    I bet the people who like to mock her would pay her to let them throw garbage at her. Then she could laugh all the way to bank covered in garbage, maggotts, and filth. That would really show us how “smart” she is.