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Marion Cotillard: Forehead Tittaes are the Future!

Marion Cotillard: Forehead Tittaes are the Future!

Marion Cotillard parodies men’s fascination with staring at women’s breasts in this new video from FunnyOrDie, as directed by Jake Szymanski.

The 34-year-old French actress introduces a new product to help women be taken more seriously in the workplace alongside Taraji P. Henson, Lesley Anne Warren and William Fichtner.

In film news, Marion and Rachel McAdams are set to star opposite Owen Wilson in Woody Allen‘s untitled film set to shoot this summer in France.

Marion Cotillard: Forehead Tittaes are the Future!
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  • Dave

    um. hm. well then i guess putting a pen!s on your forehead brings the term d!ckhead to a more literal sense

  • http://! ivanka

    yeah! i hate that men do that all the time, they are so superficial

  • francia

    EXCELLENT !! lol

  • scrug

    why is funny?

  • Rita

    LOL. An oscar-winning actress with a sense of humour, love it.

  • ok

    Haha! Good job! Except some chicks like this one wants the eyes there, she has nothing going on upstairs.

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  • Antho

    OMG! it’s hilarious!
    Marion is amazing! I love her more!

  • Mr.Freeze

    That´s funny.
    She´s really hot but only without the forehead tittaes

  • mickey

    FInally, one of these Funny or Die videos that is actually funny.

  • anon

    Takes confidence to laugh at yourself and do things like this…especially as an actress at her level. Good for her. I think she looks beautiful in the one shot! Such a nice change from size 00, stick chicks…they really begin to all look the same!

  • Alias

    Her forehead needs a bra

  • GoodGirl

    Hahaha so funny!!!

    Ohhh…OMG! William Fichtner, William Fichtner, William Fichtner! I LOVE this man!!!

  • ++Logan++

    She’s pretty, has a great body, lovely european accent and has a sense of humor. Wow the whole package really.

  • Cara

    She’s so pretty and talented of course!!! i love her :D

  • vanessa

    this is kinda disturbing …

  • yo sista

    LMAO so funny! And Marion is an amazing Actor! She was astonishing in La Vie En Rose!

  • Karo


  • LAME

    That was not in the least bit funny.

  • james

    she’s cool but that was lame

  • !!!!!


  • Immi

    what did I just watch

  • ?

    Umm someone is looking for attention?

  • jessemosslover

    Oh my gosh, that was funny.

  • she shall remain nameless

    She’s gorgeous!!! The video was funny!

  • Faith87


  • Marieme

    Marion does a fabulous comedic job. Not sure about the topic, but she went for it. Kudos.

  • virgule

    It should be illegal to be that stunning, Marion! Funny vid, I love all the actors in it.

  • Jeff

    Omg I love her accent and the way she says tittaes! lol!

  • Kit van Cleave

    I hope Woody Allen’s new film will allow Marion a chance to do some comedy again. She’s always been very funny.

  • Cashier

    Umm, that’s just weird.

  • carrienae

    Marion doing Funny or Die is hilarious! The site must be big in France.

  • Cora


    i freakin love this actress, this made me love her even more!

  • elle

    she’s so beautiful and that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!

  • elle

    LMFAO @ Lesley Anne Warren tittaes!!!!!!!!

  • elle

    LMFAO @ Lesley Anne Warren’s tittaes!!!!!!!

  • Tiff


  • lola

    Love her SO much. I love that she is so talented and gorgeous but has such a great sense of humour and doesn’t take herself too seriously.

  • maryrowery

    what a great pleasure to see William Fichtner :)