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Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

Chelsea Handler & Abigail Breslin: Harper's Bazaar Bunch

Late night funny girl Chelsea Handler serves up some movie theater snacks to 13 year-old actress Abigail Breslin in a cheeky fashion photo spread for the April 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar (with Demi Moore on the cover).

Abigail poses as the “Hollywood brat,” while Chelsea stars as her overwhelmed “publicist.” Here’s what Chelsea shared:

On Hollywood publicists: “Sometimes the publicists are worse than the star. They really are delusional. That’s why when I hired a publicist, I was like, I never want the type who is going to be such a pain in the ass and treats people terribly.”

On her dad, who she exploits in her latest book “Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang”: “[My father] likes to have any attention, whether it’s negative or positive. He is pretty much under the correct impression that he has no say in anything I do and that my childhood was humiliating enough. So it’s payback time. If he tried to sue me, he’d have to borrow money from me to sue me.”

On working out
: “[Sometimes] I’m running and get passed by a 70-year-old woman with a better body. I can’t be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.”

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Photos: Ben Watts
Posted to: Abigail Breslin, Chelsea Handler

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  • MadonnaFAN

    i watch her every night. LOVE HER!
    so cute & funny!

  • male

    she seems really ungrateul to her dad
    i dont know if he like molested her or something but i not it really does not justify her comment

  • jdub

    i watch chelsea EVERY NIGHT tooo! gotta love her….as for her father, she just uses that for comedy. i’m sure he’s all kinds of ridiculous but she loves him. ps: chelsea looks hot as hell in the movie theater pic. i never thought of her as hot before seeing that. i’ve always thought she was gorgeous tho

  • Kate

    The father thing is for laughs, in her books she talks about how hes so ridiculous and outspoken but she never says it in a serious or hurtful way. Just the way everyone talks about how crazy their own parents are, now imagine being an outspoken comedian and having your own tv show..thats chelsea.

  • http://allwomenstalk.com All Women Stalker

    Wow, Abigail looks great! She grew up fine.

  • Anon

    Chelsea would have a lot more fans, at least faithful viewers, if she wouldn’t play personal favorites or forget to look at her own glass house. Perhaps she shouldn’t take the word of tabloids either. Why would I want to spend money on her book when she is so judgmental or spreads sh*t?

  • ++Logan++

    OMG IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND CHELSEA’S HUMOR THAN DON’T WATCH HER SHOW OR COMMENT ON HER POSTS!!

    She has a dry, sarcastic sense of humor and she is a very entertaining femal comedian who tells it like it is. She loves her father!!

  • Jokergurl

    Chelsea Handler’s hilarious, but there’s some lines she won’t cross. She didn’t make jokes about Heath Ledger’s prescription drug thing when he died, which I thought was very cool. Her and Chueie are just hilarious together. I love how she even shuts up some of her guests when they get too obnoxious.

  • virgule

    I love Abigail, she is my absolute favorite “child ” actress. Wish she didn’t grow up so fast, she is the cutest and very talented.
    I like Chelsea too, though I dont get to weatch her show very often. I like her interviews with hip hop stars, it’s just hilarious. The one with TI is a classic.

  • Kristin M

    I finished her new book 2 nights ago. I just have to say, it was her best book of all time. I don’t think she’s ungrateful, I think that he’s just a hot mess that she likes to talk about. I mean, did you read her book? If these stories are true about her dad, he seems like a riot.

    My absolute FAVE chapter in her new book-Water Olympics. That chapter, I can’t stop thinking about. It was like watching a high paced dramedy on TV. I gotta read her book again, and the other 2 also.

    CHELSEA LATELY FOR PRESIDENT 2012!!! If the world ends on Dec. 21st, 2012, I at least want her to be our president!