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Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr: Motorcycle Mayday!

Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr: Motorcycle Mayday!

Orlando Bloom and his supermodel girlfriend Miranda Kerr leave a West Village clothing store in New York City on Friday (April 2).

Fun high tops, Miranda!

Unfortunately, the cute couple had a bit of trouble after their shopping trip. Orly‘s Ducati motorcycle stalled!

After getting help from some friendly photographers, Orlando and Miranda rode off together.

10+ pictures inside of Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr‘s Motorcycle Mayday…

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109 Comments

# 1

Too cute for their own good.:)

# 2

their awesome :]
love the bike.

# 3

Well I think Orlando has good taste in women.

# 4

so glad to finally see these two dressing appropriately for motorbiking!

# 5

So adorable. Love Miranda’s shoes, too :)

# 6

Love them both!
The video on TMZ is pretty funny, plus you get to hear Orlando’s beautiful voice as he is talking to and teasing the paps. And when he calls Miranda “baby”. Too sweet.

# 7

I love seeing Orli on his bike!
Soooooo sexy!

# 8

orlando bloom is such a hot movie star. he should have been in pirates 4. those idiots at disney are pissing off their fans!

# 9

@mark:

Heh. You think it’s because of Disney, he’s not in Pirates 4? I think i’ts because of Kerr.

@Sona: i don`t like her at all!

oh please @ 04/05/2010 at 7:18 am

Orlando said a loooong time ago that he was done with Pirates. In fact, he said that during the press tour for POTC3. Orlando isn’t doing POTC4 because of ORLANDO. Nobody else.
Smart man if you ask me.
And he IS looking very sexy on that bike.

chinese fvcker @ 04/05/2010 at 7:21 am

@Dana: i like her so much,but i do not like Orlando at all!!!

I love them both!
So beautiful! And so sweet!

I thought Mayday was the first of May not the second of April.
Nice bike though.

Uhmmmm, just on the off chance that you are serious….
The term ‘May Day’ is a general term of distress, or a call for aid. In this case it is not referring to the date, or to the celebration.
But you already knew that, right?
Just checking.

‘May Day’, English pronunciation of M’aidez, ‘Help me’ in French.
@Sona, he is not in POTC4 because it’s POTC…4! Enough said.

Well, poor Teddy c is about to be thrown under the bus again.
You know how those delphites always praise him as being the “expert’, the “one on the iside”, the one with the most “accurate sources” and the only gossip columnist not under the thumb of EVOL PR!!!! whenever he reports that Orlando and Miranda are on the outs? Well, now he has posted that the couple were reportedly being very gorgeous and romantic at a NY retaurant. The exact words were “”They are obviously infatuated,” our source assured us”. Now poor Teddy will be called a liar, and be accused of planting stories for PR. You know how the haters LIVE for their double standards.
*sites back and waits for teh delphites to explain this one away*
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b174940_orlando_miranda_passionate_pda_uh-oh.html

Orlando and Miranda: Passionate PDA, Uh-Oh

We’ve been dying for a fix of the world’s most beautiful couple, since we were discouraged after Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr’s recent not-so-mile-high-club plane interaction.

We can happily report that the turbulent plane ride was clearly an off day for the couple, as they were spotted at Mojo Coffee in NYC’s West Village this weekend looking as close as evuh.

Orlando and his babe-a-licious Victoria’s Secret model GF stopped by for some grub and were completely smitten with each other. “They are obviously infatuated,” our source assured (and slightly shocked) us.

Orlando did the ordering for the twosome—but he didn’t have any cash when it came time to pay. Luckily, his ladylove helped him out with the green before she darted to the bathroom. Did the looker want to make it appear that the gentleman was being entirely, well, gentlemanly?

Oh, and the tight-again twosome looked totally smokin’—especially Miranda. “She’s so hot,” our babe-witness reported. “They looked very clean and rich.”

Now that Orly and M are feelin’ each other again, maybe their next plane flight will be a little more interesting, if you know what we mean…

Come on, Orly, sell it all the way, ‘kay?

If you google KORA on the internet (miranda kerr’s bullcrap skin care line) its states that it is 100% organic. She is such a LIAR!!! It is not 100% organic, just read the god damn label

Don’t miss this one. According to haters Ted has become a slave of evol PR but Ted is a hero and martyr of journalism so even if he had to write what their publicists told him, he wanted a few enlightened ones to know the truth and he wrote a secret message in his article stating the exact opposite of what the article actually says. LMAO!

And you name “the internet” as a source. There are sites that say that the Earth is flat on the internet.

WHAT ARE THESE SHOES?

@@Kate:

If you google KORA on google, miranda kerr’s offical site comes up with an inscription stating that the products are 100% organic. However, this is not seen on her site. Why, i do not know.

I didn’t find that inscription

*rolleyes* @ 04/06/2010 at 7:20 am

This garbage about Kora AGAIN!
Please see the last thread where this was discussed ad nauseum.
It was PROVED, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Miranda NEVER SAID THAT IT WAS 100% organic, on any OFFICIAL site.
But once again, you have proven the old hater doctrine of DAMN THE FACTS, FULL SPEED AHEAD!
Repeating something over and over doesn’t make it true.

Her site doesn’t say any such thing.
Please link to your proof on Kora’s OFFICIAL page.
Oh, and OFFICIAL doesn’t mean any random page that youcan find on the net.
PS: Try to post your reply in a more intelligent, and less offensive manner than your post at 19. God doesn’t have a last name.

Converse All-Stars.
Soooo cute!

Don’t you know? It’s “take a kick of Kora” week. Next week it will be something new, as well as the week after. Everything Miranda produces is evil, EVIL, I tell you! Kora will soon dominate the world and kill tons of innocent people, we need to take a stand now before it’s too late!! Who cares about all the other million crisis’s in the world and all the more deeper issues in this world. It’s Miranda Kerr we’re talking about.

/end sarcasm.

I love you!
*chest bump*
This hearkens back to the old ‘one week she is looks anorexic’, to the next week’s ‘she’s too fat to be a model’ days.
Ahhhh, nostalgia.

@12 chinese fvcker @ 04/06/2010 at 11:21 am

i like her so much,but i do not like Orlando at all!!!
because you are a Jealous C. Mum Fvcker.

ORLANDO IS BETTER THAN MIRANDA ANY DAY.

Orlando is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HOT.

Didn’t know that this was a contest.

@15
Yeah, I did. I just misread it because I had just changed my calender, as weird as that sounds.

@15
Yeah, I did. I just misread it because I had just changed my calender, as weird as that sounds.

I bet she like that when the bike did’nt work? they can get more pics of her now.

YEAH!!!!!
That’s why she left her helmet on! So that they got really good pics of her!
No.
Wait.
That doesn’t make sense, does it?

Sure so. And that’s why she stayed in the store until he came back. *rolles eyes*

Yes she has 2 keep up the act?

Yeah she completely hid her head from the paps to keep up the act, Ted C openly said these two are a pair of love birds to keep up the act… Is that the really bad excuse of the day?

Ohhhh, so she is PRETENDING to hide from the paps because she isn’t really hiding from the paps.
Uhmmmm. OK.
Sure.
That makes lots of sense.
*rollseyes*

What that make no sense? and that is not what im saying. Im saying Miranda act’s like she dont like it when she’s with Orlando but when Orlando is not there she seem 2 love it. It look’s like she’s looking 2 see were they are 2 make sure they get a pics?

I hope she falls off the bike and breaks her leg

Oh, you mean that she acts like she likes it when she likes it but really doesn’t act like she likes it when she doesn’t.
Got it.
Clear as mud.

Why would she keep her helmet on if she was checking to make sure that they got the pics? All she had to do was take off her helmet, and they would have gotten plenty of pics.
You don’t make any sense at all.

Oh, what a nice person you are.
I bet that your mama is so proud!
Better watch out. Karma may just come back and bite you in the @ss.

I agree with Tom Tom, but do you know what would be better??

To burn her to death with matches!!! hahahaha

God loves you too.
I’ll pray for you.
Wishing evil to fall upon someone, even as a sick joke, just lessens your humanity.

Wow. such hatred for a young woman that has never done anything to you.
You must have a miserable life to even be able to joke about something like that.
I pity you.

WOW that made sense. have a look a the pics again she’s dong the eye thing? no i mean she only act’s like she’s shy when Orlando’s there. why do u think she like the bike?

Do you think if we stuck a million needles in her eyes that would kill her? lol

Lets set a group called “who wants to kill miranda kerr” and then we will all meet up and stone her to death! yea!

You need to see a psychiatrist, you psychopath. You SERIOUSLY need help. I fear the safety of the people around you.
What has she ever done to you? I’m sorry some of you here are so passionate with hate for NO actual REAL reason. So what if she’s a public figure?! Does that give any of youse the right to always come here and wish death upon her? Some of you people here are just sad, mad, and above all INSANE. *shivers*

Oh, don’t worry too much.
It’s just one idiotic, hater, sock puppet trying to rile people up.
I guess that this is their new entertainment for the day.
But yes, you are correct, they are indeed sad, mad and insane.
poor things.
No one loves them.

LOL!!
You just don’t give up, do you? You just keep getting more and more ridiculous!
LOLOLOLOLLL!!!
There is only one pic where you can see her eyes at all. And doing “the eye thing” ? You say that she is “looking for the paps”?
Well if she was “looking for the paps”, why isn’t she looking at the camera?
DOH!
And if she loves the paps, she should HATE being on the bike. You have to wear a helmet on the bike, so no one can get a picture. If they were walking or taking a cab you could see more of them.
Once again, you make no sense at all.

it’s funny how far you delphi’s go. Outside the whole Orlando fandom you guys realize you have one of the worst reputations amongst fans of celebrities? No joke. And it’s comments like this that make people believe you guys are insane.
Good on those who don’t push the line between “fan” and “obsessed”. And good on those who left the insane community in order to focus on their lives and not somebody else’s. And those who have a sense of humanity, and know that it’s wrong in soooo many levels to call a girl repulsive/degrading names, questing her morals, work ethics, and then going deeper into insulting her family, stalking her on the net, knowing personal details about whereabouts, and the ultimate, of course, wishing, hoping, so on, that she DIED. Or wished to attack her. Shame on you.

I don’t care if you give me a million thumbs down, delphi’s. You guys have given his fandom a terrible reputation.
But I guess you guys will keep going no matter what. After all, skies the limit, right? It’s not funny anymore though, you guys repeatedly push it to extremes, and take it too far. Enough is enough. I’m not telling you guys to keep your “opinions” to yourself, but why not state them respectfully? In a sane manner? Why not keep all your extreme comments at Delphi or whatever place is packed with you lot?

“applauds*
But I will say one thing….you don’t have to worry about getting a milliom thumbs down. There are only about six or seven of those idiots left. Of course, they can rate on both their home computer and at their work (if they DO work), and they may get enough to make your comment ‘hidden’, but that only makes it more interesting.
But this is just their latest ploy.
Their ‘bash kora’ campaign didn’t work because they forgot that they can’t lie without being questioned outside of their own site. And this is just them trying to bring their sad pitiful lives a bit of (what they, in their sick brains) consider humor.
The person earlier is right. I pity them. They used to make me angry, but now I just feel sorry for them. If stuff like this is what makes them laugh, they must be horribly lonely and hateful people. But we knew that already, I guess. It’s just gotten more and more pathetic as time goes on.

The delph-idiots have sunk to an all time low.
And with them, that’s saying a lot!
But keep at it. You are just proving to the world how sad you people are.

Ted Casablanca @ 04/07/2010 at 10:41 am

Dear Ted:
You confuse me. One minute you agree that Miranda is wrong for Orlando and they can’t break up soon enough, and in another post you seemed thrilled they are hot and heavy again and still together. What is it? Do you like them together just because they are so beautiful? Take a stand will ya!
—Troy

Dear Oh, Whatever:
Look, as long as Orlando’s going to keep torturing us with these ridiculously unlikely pairings, I can at least enjoy the scenery in the meantime, can’t I? Life’s easier that way, I find. Try it!

And what’s that supposed to mean? Boy doesn’t that man love to contradict himself every ten minutes to keep all audiences happy.

Well, Ted knows that if he gives a straight answer, he loses half of his audience.

Yep. There are many possible interpretations of those words. Haters will read that they are fake, shippers will read that Ted doesn’t think they match as a couple but enjoys writing about them. So he’s merely trying to drive both groups crazy alternating shipping with mysterious words.
If someone wants to play that game, up to them.

Hilarious though that someone had to run and directly ask Ted for some hope after his last article.

“Hilarious though that someone had to run and directly ask Ted for some hope after his last article.”
LOL!
Oh, they do that all of the time. They always talk about going to Ted, because he is their martyr of ambiguity.
You know how much those delphites love to twist things, so Teddy is their perfect go-to guy. Well, when they agree with what he is saying anyway. When he mentions them being lovey-dovey, he becomes a PR hack once again.
They are laughably predictable.

And since Ted is no moron, he knows what people asking him questions want to hear so he becomes even more ambiguous and makes a little stop in his latest big shipping.
I bet my dinner that if I went to Ted and told him that I loooooove Orlando and Miranda together he’d give a reply suggesting they’re the new Romeo and Juliet.

That’s what I like of that site. Not Ted’s articles, but the loyal readers over-analyzing everything he says and going completely bonkers. LOL!

Waste of time and space these 2 clowns and shippers.

Then why are you still here on this old thread????
I guess that you have no life if you insist on wasting your time on a thread that you aren’t interested in.
poor thing.

Billy bob @ 04/08/2010 at 1:24 am

DIE MIRANDA KERR DIE!

A mental illness/ state is not something to leave untreated. Go seek some help.

Quoting #58 here….
“…this is just their latest ploy.
Their ‘bash kora’ campaign didn’t work because they forgot that they can’t lie without being questioned outside of their own site. And this is just them trying to bring their sad pitiful lives a bit of (what they, in their sick brains) consider humor.
The person earlier is right. I pity them. They used to make me angry, but now I just feel sorry for them. If stuff like this is what makes them laugh, they must be horribly lonely and hateful people. But we knew that already, I guess. It’s just gotten more and more pathetic as time goes on.”
Yep.
They got it right.
P A T H E T I C

we hope you die too!

Has Orlando not got a car? and there is more than 1 camera there? and your not getting it are u? and if u get a car with black out windows than they can’t see them when they get in can they. Miranda going 2 keep her helmet because she getting on a bike she would look a bit mad taking it off and ORLANDO WOULD SEE HER DOH.

LOL!!!
My goodness you are desperate!
First of all, no, Orlando does not have a car in NY. NO ONE, who lives in NY, drives their own car in the city. Traffic and parking can be a nightmare.
I guess that they could hire a car, though. But wouldn’t that be a more wasteful option in both money and time? Not to mention more harmful to the environment. Motorcycles are much greener than cars.
Also, we would still get pics of them getting in and out of the car (without helments), so you would still be able to accuse Miranda of posing. That would make you really happy though, right? That’s really why you are mad. You know that you are making a fool of yourself by accusing her of posing for the paps when she kept her helmet on the entire time. Especially when it would have been perfectly logical for her to have taken OFF her helmet while Orlando was tring to get the bike started. She could have come back out of the store without it, and put it on just before she got on the bike. But since she DIDN’T, that must mean that she wasn’t posing. At least that is what any THINKING person would conclude.
Have a nice day!
Oh, and by the way, it sould be ‘you’re’ not getting it. Not “your”
ta

No, I think you’re the one who’s not getting it.

I never said she was posing but i did say she act’s like she love it WHEN ORLANDO IS NOT THERE ? SO YOU ARE NOT GETTING WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT. it look’s like it’s getting 2 u not me im just saying what i c and what i think. im talking about other pics where miranda is walking away and still looking at the paps.

And even with a helment on she still look’s at them and it’s like miranda trying 2 do it with out ORLANDO SEEING and the helment hide’s miranda face not her eye’s.

But once again…
SHE ISN”T LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!
But I guess that you ignore that fact because it gets in the way of your theories, right.
*rollseyes*

And once again THERE IS MORE THAN 1 CAMERA! and you are ignore that fact and the fact it’s other pic 2.

@who am i @ 04/09/2010 at 1:28 pm

You’re right, I don’t understand a word. You’re angry because she looked at a camera with a helmet on? What’s so terrible about that?
Besides paps can take pics of a celebrity even if they don’t look at them. Celebrities are humans, not ostriches that think nobody sees them if they hide their head.

My goodness you are stupid.
Your theory doesn’t stand up, get over it.
The more you talk, the more pathetic you look.

Im not angry and i just don’t know why she does it ? but that is what i think and that is what u think so that it.

Think what you want of course, I just didn’t understand anything.

Oh, so ‘Jayne’ and ‘who am I’ are the same person?
Well, that explains a lot.

no who am i is not me?

see any one can do it i just said i was some one im not and u when 4 It lol

If you aren’t ‘who am i’, then why did you answer a post directed at them?
Plus the fact that your syntax problems, bad grammar and use of tech-speak identify you, no matter what you call yourself.
Poor little sock puppet.

c your doing it again i used the name it was me not jayne i went 2 show that any can do it.

@83 THERE IS ONLY ONE OF ME AND THAT WAS NOT ME but l bet your the same one what when on at me?

Two posts.
Both within a few minutes of the other.
Both with the same language problems.
Suuuuuuure, you’re not the same person.
LOL!
Whatever makes you happy.

You don’t even bother to write properly with at least one of your names LMAO

WOW U GO ON AND I WAS ON LINE WHEN I SAW IT THANK U

Hilarious, isn’t it!
There’s nothing sadder than an exposed sock.
No, wait.
Substitute ‘funnier’ for ‘sadder’.
Yeah, that’s better.
LOLOLOLLLLL!!!

yes keep telling your self that what ever made’s u happy. just so u can get off the fact’s about Miranda and i 4 got u when on and on about miranda not LOOKING AT THE CAMERA THAN U SAID SHE DID. lol

ooops it’s happen again whatever make’s u happy.

Wow, the more you go on, the less coherant you get.
Thisi just keeps getting better and better.

Another Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom thread derailed because of her fans resorting to nothing but bullying and name calling. Again. Just like all the other ones. So predictable, so stupid.

Uhmmm, when did anyone but YOU say that she was looking at the camera?

Sure, it’s all the fault of her fans.
Her detractors have been nothing but sweetness and light. *rollseyes*
PS: exposing lies and defending her against irrational hatred does NOT equal “bullying”
If you haters can’t take it, don’t dish it out.
But I forget.
Hypocrisy is your life blood.
P A T H E T I C

Are you kidding me?! Your biasim is clearly showing.
I’d rather be a “bully” then a psychopath.

you are kidding? i would not like to be a bully or a psychopath thank you.

When is Orlando’s film’s coming out?

I’d rather be neither either. But why address the “bullies” (All of a sudden people who defend there faves are “bullies”) and not address the haters who are saying they want to kill Miranda and want her dead?
You don’t think it’s Miranda and Orlando being bullied and not the other way around?

I would not wish to kill any one or want them dead that’s going over the top.

But you forget.
Hypocrites are allowed to pick and choose what the see. They have the ability to see only what offends THEM.
And the things that offend them the MOST, and indesputible facts. Presenting facts IS “bullying” them. In their eyes anyway.
And in THAT (and only that) respect, I am a PROUD BULLY.
So as long as the hypocrite haters keep bringing their lies and insults, I (and others) will be here waiting to “bully” them.
Bullies aren’t ALWAYS bad. :)

Im not 2 sure about miranda kerr but saying that and every think i have said about her i would never wish miranda dead.

Orlando arrived today in London!

And looking mighty scruffily delicious if you ask me! :-)

so there he is BACK HOME YEA! He’s still got it.

Orlando name made her more successful than she was be4.

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