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Ryan Phillippe Can Rap Like Ludacris

Ryan Phillippe Can Rap Like Ludacris

Ryan Phillippe goes shirtless while holding onto a rope for the May 2010 issue of Women’s Health. Here are some select quotes from the 35-year-old actor:

On how a woman impress a man in 30 seconds: “Do something-anything- to make me laugh. If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. That’s not a turn-on for me.”

On qualities needed for a long-term relationship: “Unconditional love and patience. A lot of times, people are in a relationship with someone they’d love to grow old with, but things become tumultuous, and there’s so much that can divide you. That’s the challenge. I got married [to Reese Witherspoon] when I was 23; I’m 35 now [and divorced]. A lot of change can take place in that time. And actors are slightly handicapped by their lifestyle: Couples spend time apart and with other people, and we deal with public scrutiny. It’s hard.”

On how he’d revive a bad date: “If you’re not laughing and mentally stimulating the other person, there’s nowhere to go. You can resuscitate it by drinking. I always have the perfect excuse: ‘I have to put the kids to bed.’”

On his secret talent: “I rap really well. I can sound like Lil Wayne or Ludacris. I’m dead serious…I can spit!”

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  • Kirsten

    Nice body, now if only he would zip his lips.

  • MIMS

    skeet and delete!

  • WW

    I don’t know how to feel about you Ryan but you’re still hot.

  • DarkEmpress

    he’s super cute and i love Stop Loss.

  • w

    Oh, you’re a rapper now. Ugh. Enough of him, Just Jared. Stop trying to make him happen.

  • offtheproperty

    Sitting there waiting to make each other laugh. Ha…

  • kj

    I just recently started liking Ryan. He has came out of the woodwork and I have seen him on some interviews and I like him. He was great on Saturday Night Live too! Be nice people! :)

  • g!na

    he sounds like a tool. be humorous but no fart jokes lol if u cant make me laugh nothings there. No wonder why he cant hold a woman. he wants her to be exactly held to a standard lol

  • max

    People get their panties in a twist every time Ryan says anything. He’s the embodiment of the insensitive man that jilted the girls who post here. I think he sounds fun and looks hot.

  • MrMarleyFAN

    Jareds people you have the wrong magazine. RP is on the cover and story is in May’s issue of MEN’S HEALTH not it’s sister mag WOMEN’S HEALTH.


    Ryan is catching all the hell when it takes two. Reese doesn’t have a halo over her head and she does not seem to be letting moss grow under her feet in the romance dept so why should Ryan?

  • allie

    He’s in both Men’s and Women’s Health. I think I’m perfect for him. I’ll see you at UCLA this week Ryan!! Love you!!!!

  • kh

    He’s a hottie with a body.

  • Jimmy

    Yeah a lot of things can happen in a marriage, like the wife becomes a big success while the husband doesn’t and the hubbie gets envious and links up with someone who doesn’t make him feel so inferior, etc., etc. Yeah, Ryan, we understand.

  • Megan

    I’m sure Ryan wishes he never married Reese Phony B!tch Witherspoon.

  • LMAO

    @MrMarleyFAN: What romance dept for Reese Witherspoon?!?
    Showmance with Gyllenhaal and lame photo ops with some rented CAA agent?

  • Lissa

    Nice body shame about the personality

  • Pattycake

    @max: Yeah, I agree. There’s a lot of frustrated females posting on every site that mentions Ryan. He seems to be the target for their own life’s frustrations. @Megan: Why are you sure he’s sorry he married Reese? He’s never even hinted anything like that. They have two beautiful children who they both love. @Lissa: I find his personality interesting when we can listen to his full interviews. Otherwise, a lot of what he says is taken out of context. For instance, he was laughing when he said he wouldn’t date another woman with a publicist but it’s been reprinted like he was being serious and/or angry.

  • peterparker

    I want his peen inside of me.

  • jennifer

    I want to lick every inch of him.

  • Melissa

    he looks like JT

  • http://www. leila

    I thought that was Jensen Ackles at first

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