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Gerard Butler: Coriolanus Muscle Man

Gerard Butler: Coriolanus Muscle Man

Gerard Butler shows off his tree trunk arms while shooting his new movie, Coriolanus, in Belgrade, Serbia on Wednesday (April 28).

The 40-year-old Scottish stud will play Tullus Aufidius, commander of the Volscian army, in a contemporary version of Shakespeare’s Rome-set political play.

Coriolanus is actor Ralph Fiennes’ directorial debut (he also stars in the movie). William Hurt, Eddie Marsan, Jessica Chastain and Vanessa Redgrave also star.

This project is full circle for Gerry. While pursuing a degree in law many years ago, the opportunity to pursue his passion for acting came when he auditioned for a stage production of Coriolanus.

Gerry looks like he’s getting back into 300 shape!

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# 1

His body isn’t too shabby here. Nice. :)

# 2

*thud* Good grief. I know people love to hate on him but that is one fine looking man. :-)

# 3

Has he always had those tatoo’s?
I agree about his body, Gray hair not so much.

# 4

He just keeps getting better looking. That’s what a MAN is supposed to look like!

The tatts are for the movie. He doesn’t have any real ones.

# 5
yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 3:06 pm

Thanks JJ!Finally new thread!!!

# 6
cubedweller @ 04/29/2010 at 3:12 pm

“Tree trunk arms”! Passes JJ a paper bag – “breathe, honey, breathe LOL!!

# 7

Ooohhhhh… Mew. Mew.

# 8
redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 3:17 pm

New thread! Wow! …we needed this! … ay que hombre!

# 9
How do I put this?.... @ 04/29/2010 at 3:17 pm

GASP!!!
I don’t…He looks soooo…Look at his…I just can’t…..
Swoon….
**speechless**

MADDEB2010 @ 04/29/2010 at 3:24 pm

He looked awful. So OLD!!!

New to JJ posting @ 04/29/2010 at 3:27 pm

I actually love the glimpse of gray. It makes him look noble, distinguished…experienced…

And, it goes really well with brooding or aggressive moods.

*fans self*

this is so silly but oh so fun!

Simply delicious.

has Gerry recovered from his bout of flatulence?

@New to JJ posting:

It IS silly – but fun, I agree. I’ve been home all day for a change, so I’ve been around more than usual. The posts and pics have brightened my day in between cleaning house. Something I hate to do!

I like his hair the way it is for Coriolanus. He should keep it this way.

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 3:37 pm

@cubedweller: LOL. Pass me the paper bag.

He looks hot.

coriolanus wow shakespeare I didn’t even know that he can read…
just kiding i love the tats

Where has this person been all my life? I feel like a just spied the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Does he really look like these photos or is it an optical illusion??

holy crap! @ 04/29/2010 at 4:04 pm

@How do I put this?….:

“GASP!!!
I don’t…He looks soooo…Look at his…I just can’t…..
Swoon….
**speechless**”
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EXACTLY!

@Newbie

Some met him said he looks even better in person. I know how could that be.

I n F a m o u s l y C o o l.. @ 04/29/2010 at 4:21 pm

…this guy has made so many bad movie since 300. hahahahahahaaa..

@Newbie @Gerbil – Yes it’s true … he most certainly is more handsome in person, not to mention a wonderful guy.

redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 4:23 pm

@Newbie:

Does he really look like these photos….

My bf has been at 4 premieres with Gerry in attendance and she says he looks in person A LOT better than his best photo…

Indeed his looks are the best in a long time.

Silver City @ 04/29/2010 at 4:35 pm

The Divine Mr. B. Every woman should have one.

I’ve never had the opportunity to see G in person, but I’ve also read on lots of sites that people who have mostly all say he really is more handsome in person. Seems impossible looking at these pictures.

Somewhere today, someone compared his body as looking like he did in 300. For me, I think he looks better now because he isn’t so big. I wasn’t really into the bodybuilding look on him. This is much better. IMO. Buff, but not overboard.

ok i’ll dig out my Barry White records now…..

How one man could be so sexy?
he’s so handsome <3
i am in love

yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 4:59 pm

I read comments on some Serbian sites of the girls who have seen him that he looks old.I don’t want to believe in that.

That’s exactly how I felt a year and half ago – when I stumbled on POTO on TV and saw Gerard Butler’s name for the first time.

Those girls probably in their early 20s. I can see they would find Gerry “old”.

I agree with Old Mia, he looks better now. Trim and athletic without being too buff.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 5:08 pm

*sigh*

Damm you, Gerry.

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 5:11 pm

@Spanky: if not Barry how ’bout some Marvin Gaye?

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 5:14 pm

@Ala:

Very clearly temp tatts for the role. The word on his one arm Volsci is the name of the people of Tullus Aufidius, his character, who were always fighting with the Romans in the original play. That Madonna tatt as in the original Madonna not Madge, ratherly poorly executed IMO thank goodness it’s gotta be a temp. He’ll need a new set for Machine Gun Preacher.

redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 5:15 pm

@yesssssss:

….girls who have seen him that he looks old

…poor Gerry so old and ugly…send him over! I’ll take care of that oldie…hehehe!

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 5:16 pm

@redOctober:

We’ll give him a sponge bath.

@gossiphound: when you and cubie have finished with the paper bag, pass it on…
Old?? Maybe for a 20 year old….
@Fritz, lol.. damn Gerry, stop looking so good… better than the 300 look too, he was too big in that movie.

oh my Gerry is back in shape WOW DROOLS he is so sexy and manly
I AM SPEECHLESS.

redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 5:32 pm

@gossiphound:

…what about a massage?

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 5:38 pm

@KyrieM:

Yeah, this is turning into a real gushfest. Stupidfans will have a field day later on. Mighty fine man….mmmmmm.

Spanks….we might as well just throw in the towel. Gerry wins, hands down.

Trying to figure it out @ 04/29/2010 at 5:44 pm

Is that another tat on his chest? Or a war wound? He needs to take the top off.

Curious Carla @ 04/29/2010 at 5:47 pm

Come on people, the girls that had their picture made with Gerry were obviously teenage girls, 14 or 15 years old, and to that age, a person of 25 is “old.” So naturally they would think Gerry looked “old.” But his character of Tullus Aufidius, with the slightly graying hair is not a young man, probably around the age of Gerry anyway, so naturally he would look old to a teenager. I think he looks as good and handsome as he ever has looked, and he wears the hair and beard very well. I have seen him in person twice, and he is truly more handsome in person than any of his pictures show him to be. And he’s a very nice and gracious man.

@Fritz the Cat:
ROFL.. then let’s put the shields on, we have to prepare for war.. can we have Gerry on our side too? ;-)

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 5:50 pm

@redOctober:

you thinking rub n tug?

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 5:52 pm

@KyrieM: Force fields on maximum power. Incoming hits for sure to come under cover of darkness.

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 5:52 pm

@KyrieM: Force fields on maximum power. Incoming hits for sure to come under cover of darkness.

Trying to figure it out @ 04/29/2010 at 5:53 pm

@ Spanky
I wasn’t in a good frame of mind last night – I’m supporting the Canadiens, not the Canucks. Bad day all around.

@gossiphound: I’m lucky that I’ll probably sleep when the bombs start falling.. sometimes time zones are a blessing!!

hellotheregb @ 04/29/2010 at 5:54 pm

@Fritz the Cat: As he always does!

Face it our Gerry rehab is over pineapple girls……lol….waiting for TAK and CJ next !!!

I SOOOOO needed this today! Thank you Gerry!

@Spanky: oh no Spanky, I had almost recovered.. now I’m addicted to him again?? Don’t tell me this…

redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 6:00 pm

@gossiphound:

…are you reading my mind?

@Trying to figure it out: I’ll pour the wine! Canadiens it is! Fingers crossed, I hope you have a better day tomorrow.

The girls @ 04/29/2010 at 6:03 pm

who thought GJB looked old are probably fans of Justin Beiber or some little twit on the Disney Channel. Someone 20 is probably ancient to them. To me, Butler is just a kid! Everthing is relative.

New to JJ posting @ 04/29/2010 at 6:06 pm

He’s been my “guilty pleasure” for a while now…and there doesn’t seem to be an end in sight.

Darn you, Scotsman, must you be so provocative…so drool-worthy…so intoxicating…so…so… YOU!!!

*covers face in shame*

Happy there is a new thread. I like his grey hair, I think it is beautiful.

He’s looking good

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 6:12 pm

Are the Leafs not in the playoffs again? Yeah bad Canadian not paying attention to hockey. Local canines seem to be supporting the Bruins – seriously I have never seen so many Boston Bruin sweaters on dogs, well I have never seen so many sweaters on dogs, the hoodies slay me, so go Bruins. Hockey and sports, metaphorical war.

I might even do him twice if he plays his cards right…which he probably won’t

Sam Childers has saltnpepper hair. So GB can likely keep his natural look in Shotgun Preacher as well.

@gossiphound: “leafs”?? fo reals?

it looks like Dzerards bout of serbian food poisoning really trimmed up those abs.

@sallyo:

Heheh You’re funny.

Stinkylouise @ 04/29/2010 at 6:29 pm

“Are the Leafs not in the playoffs again?”
Are you kidding?LOL! They stink!

I’m a devout Habs fan but I’m pulling for the Canucks as well. The more Canadian teams the better.
Oh and G looks scrumptious.Muscles,tats and his natural hair colour.
Agree about his keeping this look for MGP.

I hope he take better care of himself while in Serbia, less clubbing more resting. I might just as well talk to a wall. He is not going to listen.

@yah:

No, I don’t understand his obsession with clubbing. What is so appealing in it for him? They are noisy, dark and smokey with lots of drunk people. What’s fun about that?

Did the girls think Gerry looked old in comparison to the way he acts? I don’t know how he was behaving or in what context the girls saw him but he does have a tendency to act like a 19 year old frat boy. That behavior would look very strange coming from a 40 year man.
I’m 25 and don’t think Pierce Brosnan looks old nor does Tom Hanks, but then again I’ve never seen them with tattoos on their butts, mooning people.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 6:54 pm

@hellotheregb:

Ain’t that the truth!

I was one of the few lucky pups who has seen him in person….from a polite distance. Yeah, he was beautiful but I was more enchanted with his humor. He had me rolling, actually.
To those who dream of seeing/meeting him one day….your time will come. XO

redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 6:54 pm

@aimee:

….That behavior would look very strange ….

I have to agree that he acts odd many times and in a contradictory way. Can’t figure out if he does it to make people talk, to laugh at them or just because his mind works that way…

@Fritz the Cat:
To those who dream of seeing/meeting him one day….your time will come. XO
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I don’t hope so, actually.. For sure I would make a fool of myself in front of him.. I prefer to stay in the backstage ;-)
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Have the bombs started falling? Not yet?

redOctober @ 04/29/2010 at 6:58 pm

@Fritz the Cat:

…..your time will come. XO

Thanks for giving us hope! ; )

yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 7:02 pm

Gerry,this cannot be true.According to this article and statement of this model she began relationship with Gerry.They are seeing each other everyday and he was the one who approached her first.I just cannot believe in this.Here is the article and the picture:http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/26842/Martina_Smuvala_sam_Batlera
You can see her in this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syEGqpThl7o&feature=related

@yesssssss:

I think any fan knows any female who goes blabbing to a magazine or newspaper will not last long with Gerry so if it were true it aint going anywhere.

How do I put this?.... @ 04/29/2010 at 7:16 pm

@yesssssss:

IF this is true, apparently she isn’t planning on seeing him very much longer —
1. Not his “usual” (physical) type, which is not a crime, but out-of character
2. I DOUBT he would want HER to announce he’s seeing her, also out-of-the-usual (I get the feeling he wouldn’t put her out there like this)…

Just my thoughts (hopes)….

@yesssssss:

I don’t understand. Why do they all talk to the media???

@sukar: she’s cashing in her chips for fame. she’s not into him at all.

New to JJ posting @ 04/29/2010 at 7:23 pm

@KyrieM:

Ya know…there is something to be said for the “mystery” of a celebrity. I am a fan of another actor whom I’ve met/talked with on several occasions. He’s a very nice guy and always genuinely sweet. He’s had big roles in several films and, in fact, has four coming out this year. Despite that, his public profile is nowhere near as high as Gerry’s so there really isn’t the crazy factor at the stage door, premieres,etc. Plus he’s a married guy with kids…so no clubbing antics being bandied about. He’s a “person” to me and Gerry is well…Gerry is a celebrity.

I wonder hope Gerry would be “celebrity” enough to keep the “awe-factor” intact if I saw him. I think so…he’s seems “larger than life”…plus you never know what his mood will be…he could be cursing out paparazzi or telling naughty jokes to everyone.

I do love the rollercoaster that is Mr. Butler!

Sorry to ramble. I’m at working waiting for a fax report to finish…

yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 7:24 pm

But there are so many prettier girls in Serbia.This one is not Gerry’s type and why on earth did she have to tell to media that she has something with him.Well,at least he will have some Serbian girl after having Serbian food and drinks.

@yesssssss:

I think Gerry will be furious if any of this is true. It appears to me she is trying to get her name out there and using Gerry for her 15 mins of fame. She could have given a no comment but she chose to blab. We all know Gerry has alot of fun when he’s filming and finds women to be his girlfriend and then he moves on – so far he has been lucky with nobody spilling the beans.

I’m quite surprised the type of reporting coming from Serbia as it seems worse than US/UK razzis. I bet Gerry never bargained for this type of stuff.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 7:30 pm

Yeah, but isn’t this his m.o? Having company by his side when he films on location? He’s a very gregarious person. LOL! Can’t click the links, ah well.
Maybe she’s a good cook, too.

cubedweller @ 04/29/2010 at 7:36 pm

Phttt. Martina, go stand in the corner with Brazilian Club Chick, Laurie C., Kristie, and all the (many) others who try to advance their fame by blabbing about Butler. You are so done.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 7:39 pm

@yesssssss:

Bless you, my child! *kiss*

is she 6 foot?!

He’s working out hard.

cubedweller @ 04/29/2010 at 7:50 pm

@yesssssss: That picture of him showing her his phone just begs for a caption…
“Hey darlin, check out this donkey with the giant pe nis!

@cubedweller:
ROFL!! Cubie, you cracked me up!!
Poor Gerry, that’s so sad. The girls go to papers after 5 minutes of dating him.
@New to JJ posting:
No, that’s just me I think. Met Matt Damon once, I was almost frozen. If one day it will happen I meet Gerry, I risk to be run over by a car while crossing the street. Better it won’t ever happen.. ;-)

Gerald “finger in the” BUTTler strikes again.

Wow ….he got in shape so quickly. I hope he doesn’t cheapen himself by wasting it on endless parade of women. I salute you Gerard.

aha…..Is that you Brad Pitt? or maybe it’s John Mayer?…….Jealous of Jennifer much?………What is it with her ex’s and all the back bitting? What’s the matter? She doesn’t love you?

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 8:24 pm

Beautiful girls are his crack.

OT ! For the Hockey crowd,…….GH, Stinky and Trying, (not even acknowledging hellotheregb cause she follows Chicago!)

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.

What do you call 10 Leaf players standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

Why did the Leafs best defenceman retire early?
He was ice fishing and the Zamboni hit him.

Ahhh the Toronto Mapleleafs…Canada’ version of the Chicago Cubs…*wink*

Back to oggling Gerry, night y’all.

google translation @ 04/29/2010 at 8:36 pm

Translation of interview with the model,

The arrival of a Hollywood actor Gerard Butler in Belgrade has made a right balance between domestic siege Sponzorusa and “ordinary” girls, and managed to smuva model Martina Rajic, who was known in our public video for the song “Face” of Milan Stanovic.

Our finding is confirmed by Martin, but did not want to present the details, because it is too early to talk about a relationship that lasts only a few days.
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Are we together, but really we see only a few days so that I can not tell you about the possible future of our relationship. I can say that it is very charming, interesting, and I was surprised how much is normal since it is such a global star – said to “Alo!” Martin, who works as a model “Model Agency to Be Famous.”
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Butler romanced me directly. He told me that I have a strange beauty and is not intended as Serbian women, and I think it was because of ignorance of our people. After two weeks, which was scheduled to stay in Belgrade for shooting the film, will certainly change his mind and realize what we all know, and that is that our girls the best in the world – finds an attractive model, which most of the work in Greece.
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To our remark that two months ago broke with Jennifer Aniston because he constantly cheated, Martin says:
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By nature I am not jealous, but I know that because I’d never broken with Butler because he is famous actor, but also a very charming man, so I would expect to have to do for one night. That would not have bothered. What will happen to us when you went away I do not know, this is a good, we see every day, we hear constantly when not busy shooting. But here is primarily due to the role, and I am aware that the rest of it less important – Martin said Rajic.

‘finds an attractive model, which most of the work in Greece.’

I understood pretty much the essence of everything in this article, much to my surprise ’cause it’ s half- assed English, except the quote above, what???!!!

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-4/#comments#ixzz0mXVtRvjs

yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 8:43 pm

@google translation:
Sponzorusa is Serbian word for gold diggers,smuva in the same line means to hook up with.

Jesus Marion Joseph….. *thud*

yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 8:50 pm

@Mylona: “says an attractive model,who works mostly in Greece”.
Feel free to ask me I;m very willing to help.Good night all!

Thanks Yesss…Can you explain to me what the meaning of that last sentence??

thanks! so Martina what’s her name mostly works in Greece.. right?

@yesssssss: Don’t get your hopes too high though because the british press isn’t far behind.

its kinda funny how the british press can just call his mama.

like hes not a 40 year old man with a team that manages his public image

yesssssss @ 04/29/2010 at 8:59 pm

@Mylona: Yeah,you got the point.
Here( in Serbia) Gerard is primarily because of his role (in the movie), and I am aware that everything else is less important – said Martina whatever-is-her-surname.I have never heard about her until tonight,even this video where she “acts” I have seen once or twice.
@angel: But I pretty sure that The Sun is more respectable and reliable than some Serbian cheap newspapers.Actually this one that published story about this model and GB is the half cheaper than the rest.

sukar….Clubbing is fun i’ve done lot’s of it myself. Until you come to the understanding that’s it’s just the atmosphere that you’re attracted to. The load music the drinking and the dancing will put you in a good mood, and also make most guys in the club appear hotter. When you start to date them, you actually realize it was the atmosphere, not them, you were attracted to. Also, I’ve been slow to mature.

well I guess after the shooting maybe Gerard can hook up with Martina what’s her name down in Greece for a private tete-a-tete and then fly off to new pastures…!! LOL

Skinny Cow @ 04/29/2010 at 9:03 pm

Let me let you all in on something:
If a womn thought something was going to really happen between her and gerry – she would not feel the need to yap. ANY PERSON WHO YAPS knows that they are just a flash in the pan and that their days are numbered.
His real friends and the women who he has been connected with for a while – and the ones that care about Gerry – do not yap to the press because THEY DON’T HAVE TO.
That much is obvious.
Love this man – would die to meet him!!!
X

Stinkylouise @ 04/29/2010 at 9:12 pm

@Spanky: Bwahaha! Too funny!

And it didn’t take long for the “blabber du jour” to put in an appearance.Goodbye Martina……NEXT!

@Skinny Cow : Agree. Bianca,Jasmine,Gina and any others,have all kept quiet.

Good Enough to EAT @ 04/29/2010 at 9:12 pm

I wouldnt believe some foreign pain in the **** twit. lol give me a break who cares?? hahaha
Maybe he banged her but you can guarantee that thats the last she has seen of him. dumb girl
He looks good enough to eat

Whoa! A new thread, GB prancing about looking ripped and gorgeous, Margaret making statements to the press, GB sh*gging a BLONDE! Well when it rains it pours! I can’t keep up!

It is beyond me how this mans body can change from month to month so much!

Did I miss something? What statement did his mother make to the press?

Mr. Giggles @ 04/29/2010 at 9:50 pm

I think it’s good that the girls talk ……. G uses them for sex and an ego boost ……. they use him to get their names in the papers and perhaps further their careers
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And hell …… it gives us something to talk about ….. that’s reason enough :P

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Here’s yesssss’ link if it didn’t go thru for some of you ……. G showing Martina his donkeyballs

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http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/26842/Martina_Smuvala_sam_Batlera

How do I put this?.... @ 04/29/2010 at 9:52 pm

Granted, very few pics have came out of him in Serbia (not NEARLY enough in my opinion), but let’s think about this….

One of the first articles out stated that he stayed at a nightclub until, what, 6 AM THE NEXT DAY, and there are NO PICS of she and he together for any real amount of time.

Again, another article came out, same thing, different location, NO PICS of him and “The Blonde Bomber.” Also, no mention of her with the hospital visit that may or may not have happened.

I think she did meet him. Along with A HELLUVA LOT of other women that night and she’s capitalizing. SHe’s a part of an entourage that will probably follow behind him until he leaves.

DAMMIT GERRY!, DON’T MAKE ME COME OVER THERE!!

@Mylona:

After he finishes Coriolanus, he is suppose to start Machine Gun Preacher in June. I also read that he wants to see some of the world cup. Though with MGP getting the greenlight and starting in June, who knows if that will be possible now.

@sukar: yesssssss posted this link from the Scottish Sun about Gerry’s doctor visit. Margaret sets the record straight:
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/2953761/My-heart-isnt-bust-it-was-only-dust.html

bounty hunter is nice!!!

Oh great, thanks

How do I put this?.... @ 04/29/2010 at 10:01 pm

So the hospital visit did happen, and was completely blown out of proportion (no real shocker there).

I still call BULL on The Blonde Bomber being his New(est) Number One. This is self-promotion 101.

@How do I put this?….: Well according to Maragret there was no hospital visit, just a trip to the local doctor. Gerry comes off as a bit of a baby with this new explanation. According to his mother, he went to a doctor for “mild congestion” and whatever he had was so tame the doctor only “prescribed throat lozenges”.

southern girl @ 04/29/2010 at 10:08 pm

He is so hot, I love the way he looks now.. If he wants to find a nice girl, he can always visit the south (in more ways than one) ;)

geez people @ 04/29/2010 at 10:11 pm

Why are so many of you trashing this woman? The article sounds ridiculous and I doubt she said most, if any, of it. Clearly, she was photographed talking to Gerry. The newspaper may have asked her if she met him and she confirmed it and said he was very nice- and nothing more – thinking she was giving him a public compliment. Or they may not have talked to her at all and the entire story is fabricated. It sounds like an “Enquirer” type story.
yesssss has even said herself this newspaper doesn’t have the greatest reputation.
Give the poor girl a break. She probably met him in the club, talked briefly and because she is a model she now finds herself with the press making up lies about her to sell papers etc.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 10:20 pm

Thanks, Gigs!

How do I put this?.... @ 04/29/2010 at 10:22 pm

@Cora:

Yeah. That’s how I read it, it was a clinic or even an on-set medic more than an actual hospital. But if he was “congested”" enough to keep blowing his lines with coughing and hacking and such, they probably tossed in a hand full of Riiiiiicolaaaaa for good measure…no lollipop, though.

If there is any validity to this story or any story about Gerry and his girls, I would tend to take it more seriously when an actual name is printed with quotes from that person. If it’s just a “source” or “friend” its bs.
Making a blatantly false statement, or a tabloid making up a quote from a real person, could get into libelous territory. JMO

By the way, Jared – FYI . William Hurt is out and Brian Cox is in.

@LOL:
“We all know Gerry has alot of fun when he’s filming and finds women to be his girlfriend and then he moves on – so far he has been lucky with nobody spilling the beans.”
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Please clarify, does he find a woman to date while he’s filming and once the film is over so is the relationship? Did he find temoprary “girlfriends” during TUT, LAC, and BH?
Just curious as to how he behaves.

geez people @ 04/29/2010 at 10:51 pm

I totally agree with you Candice, but word twisting and flat out false statements happen all the time, even in the US, which is arguably the most the most litigious society in the world. Other countries have very different legal systems as well as culture with respect to what Americans deem libelous. So I don’t judge foreign newspapers by American standards. I also think that the translation isn’t accurate enough to really gleen specifically what this publication is claiming that this woman said.
I think most people read this type of cr/ap, use their common sense and laugh it off as ridiculous. But there seems to be those on this board thtat are just running with it as gospel….such is the craziness in Gerry world.
It is always entertaining. (-:

cubedweller @ 04/29/2010 at 10:51 pm

Oh great, now his Mum Margaret is on the pr spin team. Working long hours – is that what he told her? Bahahahaha!
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6 a.m. Belgrade time: “Hi Mum, it’s your son, Gerry here. Just called to say hi. Yes, Mum, I’m workin’ VERRA hard. Music? Errrmmm, no, I don’t think so. No Mum, o’course I’m no’ in a club – I’m working hard I tell you! (Pst, Martina, let go me ar se, ya bloody tw it. I’m talking to me mum, for fvcks sake!). Send me some fried Mars bars Mum, the food here doesn’t agree with me tummy. By for now – kissies!

@yesssssss:

What a joke! This is someone who wants her 15 mins of fame off of Gerry. I mean she says Gerry cheated on JA? Lord help me they weren’t even together. Give me a break.

This is some wannabe who if she did have any chance, she just blew it.

@cubedweller:
“That picture of him showing her his phone just begs for a caption…
“Hey darlin, check out this donkey with the giant pe nis!”
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Is that really true with the donkey or is it just rumor?

@carry: It can’t be confirmed but putting all the pieces together it seems GB tries to get a few girlfriends awhile filming and keeps them from knowing about each other. Then he gets one-nighters to mix it up. Some guys think that if they doesn’t see the same girl every day, she will not get too attached or dependent on him. GB seems like that kind of guy.

cubedweller @ 04/29/2010 at 11:02 pm

@carry: No idea if it’s true or just a rumor. With Butler, legend and truth blur.

@yesssssss:
Please, can you translate the model link for us? http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/26842/Martina_Smuvala_sam_Batlera

The google translation isn’t that good, Especially the part about Jennifer Aniston – what did she say about her exactly?

which woman? @ 04/29/2010 at 11:12 pm

@Skinny Cow:
“His real friends and the women who he has been connected with for a while – and the ones that care about Gerry – do not yap to the press because THEY DON’T HAVE TO.”
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Which woman has he been connected with for a while?

Newspapers that ran story with Martina are quite cheap and totally ridiculous. GB was seen in few clubs but leaving the club at 6 AM is nothing special around here bc bakeries are opening up and you can have breakfast and coffee and go home to sleep :P Besides Belgrade is quite famous in this part of Europe because of its night life.
Check the article http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/186481/Batler-u-provodu-s-Katarinom-Radivojevic
Just use Google to translate it :)

Dark Scorpio @ 04/29/2010 at 11:22 pm

@Good Enough to EAT:
“Maybe he banged her but you can guarantee that thats the last she has seen of him. dumb girl”
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Of course he banged her. But even if she wouldn’t have talked to the press, this relationship was doomed as soon he goes back home. She’s just a temp. But because she talked, this relationship wouldn’t even last the filming; now he’ll just get a new temp.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 11:26 pm

Oh great, now his Mum Margaret is on the pr spin team. Working long hours – is that what he told her? Bahahahaha!
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6 a.m. Belgrade time: “Hi Mum, it’s your son, Gerry here. Just called to say hi. Yes, Mum, I’m workin’ VERRA hard. Music? Errrmmm, no, I don’t think so. No Mum, o’course I’m no’ in a club – I’m working hard I tell you! (Pst, Martina, let go me ar se, ya bloody tw it. I’m talking to me mum, for fvcks sake!). Send me some fried Mars bars Mum, the food here doesn’t agree with me tummy. By for now – kissies!

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hellotheregb @ 04/29/2010 at 11:26 pm

@sallyo: Then you would have to spank him!@Fritz the Cat: Where did you see him and was he talking in a presentation or on the red carpet. How cool he is sooo coool in person.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/29/2010 at 11:34 pm

@hellotheregb:

Darlin’, it was WonderCon 2007….five days before 300 exploded on the scene. Not a hell of a lot of people knew who he was yet…except us die hards (lol)….there were even several empty seats. He handled the LAME ASS questions thrown at him like a pro.

This film is so Gerry! He looks great even with a few extra pounds,it is the inside beauty that counts.what a hard worker. Wonder if he needs a personal assistant?

stupidfans @ 04/29/2010 at 11:51 pm

@Lisa D.: Some have met him in person and said he looks like sh/t.

@Cora: What kind of “dust” was he sniffing? There is a kind that will speed your heart rate. It sounds like Miss Prissy is being very high maintenance on another film set.

If you want to call “bull” on something in the article, try his mother’s comment that he’s been working very long hours. He’s been out nightclubbing. He might tell her he’s working, but all he’s working is his peen and the patience of innocent Serbs.

@@yesssss: That doesn’t stop him from chasing them, does it? He’s the creepy old pervert at the bar. It’s official.

@yesssssss: Many people have said he looks old in person. It’s not that they’re young. It’s that he looks older than he is because he parties like he hopes to die under a 20 year old model. Maybe rigor mortis will help his performance get past a minute and a half.

@Fritz the Cat: Never in history have so many women who so badly needed to stop stuffing one hole and instead get the other one stuffed, gathered in one place to gush and drool like 12 year old girls about an average looking man who wouldn’t touch their holes if his life depended on it.

This model person who is supposedly his latest set girlfriend, looks like Britney Spears. It’s terrifying to think there might be two of them. Yesssssss please tell us she doesn’t sing too.

Dark Scorpio @ 04/29/2010 at 11:51 pm

@Fritz the Cat:
It sounds like you had truly a surreal experience by meeting him.

hellotheregb @ 04/29/2010 at 11:53 pm

@sallyo: I love that they just skip the whole PR crap team and give Mama a call. She sets them straight with a few words and all is back to normal. If they relied on those tabloids he would be in cardio surgery by now.

I love the Bat line to Mom.

Bless you, JJ!!!!! Give us more of this gorgeous-looking man!!!! I have loved him since “Attila”…he has it all:personality, humor, intelligence, and that face and bod…ahhh…Can I wait until this movie comes out????

gossiphound @ 04/29/2010 at 11:58 pm

@yesssssss:

Well it looks like he is putting her number into his Blackberry or vice versa, standard trick. LOL. or he is showing her pictures of Lolita, LOL. I’m late to the party, forgive me.

@stupidfans:
“Never in history have so many women who so badly needed to stop stuffing one hole and instead get the other one stuffed, gathered in one place to gush and drool like 12 year old girls about an average looking man who wouldn’t touch their holes if his life depended on it. ”
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Why do you think he won’t touch their holes? Is he gay, wants fresh young meat, into models and famous beauties, or all of the above?

Hasn’t Butler acknowledged his bi-sexuality?

hellotheregb @ 04/30/2010 at 12:05 am

@cubedweller: ROTFLMAO!!!!

@carry: So other chickie mentioned that he showed her a pic of him filming in LAC with only the sock on… Well donkey or LAC Sock she Blondi (soon to go deep brown at G’s request) clearly was impressed!

@Fritz the Cat: Thanks! empty seats! Yikes! Never to happen again I would guess.

Mr. Giggles @ 04/30/2010 at 12:07 am

@dona:
If anyone can decipher this ……. please go to Egypt and help translate the unknown hieroglyphs !!!!!
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Butler carried out with the Katarina Radivojevic
Milica Cule | 24th 04th 2010th – 00:02 h | Comments: 69

Džerard Butler, a well known Scottish actor, who is in Belgrade for the filming of “Coriolanus” Ralf Fajnsa, after two days I’ve tasted the charm of Belgrade nightlife, and with our Katarina Radivojevic spent in the Club “Plastik”. Actors were in the club to “Divastated” party, where they let the music Nenad Radujević, Sandra Perovic and Bata Spasojevic.
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“While the unusual di-Jay trio lifted the atmosphere of a crowded club, about half two hours after midnight in the Club “Plastik” appeared Džerard Butler, accompanied by one of our most popular actress Katarina Radivojevic. At this point, the full team turned towards the door. Everyone wanted to meet with him. Džerard be placed in the booth with Katherine, and then met with the di-DJ, the evening – Nenad

Katarina Radivojevic Sandra and Drop and many models who were present that night. With the sound of music eighties, Butler played. Katarina Radivojevic was soon left the club and left Džerarda in the society of his friends from the Croatian. Great partying continued until the early morning hours, and Butler has left the club about six o’clock in the morning.
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- It was great. Great party. There were so many people that they eventually enter the bekstejdž. Butler came with Katherine, but I am considering that I am employed as di-Jay, I could not much time to spend with him. They were with, so to speak, from our team of fashion world. We met and I can say that it is very pleasant – says one of our best designers Bata Spasojevic, and his girlfriend Sandra Perovic, our well-known television journalist, said that she was much pleased to be acquainted with Butler, as the film ” Coriolanus “is included from the outset.
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Enthusiastic about a Hollywood actor: Bata Spasojevic, Sandra Perovic and Nenad Radujević
- Butlers arrival was a surprise. We did not expect it because no one has announced the club. I’ve met with him, I explained who I was and how I was doing an interview with Fajnsom. I tried to recruit him to do interviews, but there was no chance. He told me that at one point shot five films at the same time that he has a lot of reporters and photography. Precisely because neither wanted to take pictures in the “plastic”. He asked all the photographers that he was not photographed. It is also said to enjoy the party and the music from the eighties just by his will, given the fact that in the adult sound – says Sandra Perovic.

Remind Džerard Butler arrived in Belgrade four days ago, and remained three weeks. Here filming “Coriolanus,” the actor and director Ralph Fajnsa. In the film, besides the aforementioned two actors, playing Slavko Stimac, Dragan Mićanović, Boda Ninkovic, Bule Goncić, Danijela Vranjes. The film follows the story of a Roman general who is trying to fight for power in the Roman senate, and when they are not succeeding at it, throw it out of Rome, and he in revenge combines with its greatest enemy and moving to Rome. Filming is taking place these days in the area of old sugar.

Mr. Giggles @ 04/30/2010 at 12:07 am

@dona:
If anyone can decipher this ……. please go to Egypt and help translate the unknown hieroglyphs !!!!!
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Butler carried out with the Katarina Radivojevic
Milica Cule | 24th 04th 2010th – 00:02 h | Comments: 69

Džerard Butler, a well known Scottish actor, who is in Belgrade for the filming of “Coriolanus” Ralf Fajnsa, after two days I’ve tasted the charm of Belgrade nightlife, and with our Katarina Radivojevic spent in the Club “Plastik”. Actors were in the club to “Divastated” party, where they let the music Nenad Radujević, Sandra Perovic and Bata Spasojevic.
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“While the unusual di-Jay trio lifted the atmosphere of a crowded club, about half two hours after midnight in the Club “Plastik” appeared Džerard Butler, accompanied by one of our most popular actress Katarina Radivojevic. At this point, the full team turned towards the door. Everyone wanted to meet with him. Džerard be placed in the booth with Katherine, and then met with the di-DJ, the evening – Nenad

Katarina Radivojevic Sandra and Drop and many models who were present that night. With the sound of music eighties, Butler played. Katarina Radivojevic was soon left the club and left Džerarda in the society of his friends from the Croatian. Great partying continued until the early morning hours, and Butler has left the club about six o’clock in the morning.
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- It was great. Great party. There were so many people that they eventually enter the bekstejdž. Butler came with Katherine, but I am considering that I am employed as di-Jay, I could not much time to spend with him. They were with, so to speak, from our team of fashion world. We met and I can say that it is very pleasant – says one of our best designers Bata Spasojevic, and his girlfriend Sandra Perovic, our well-known television journalist, said that she was much pleased to be acquainted with Butler, as the film ” Coriolanus “is included from the outset.
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Enthusiastic about a Hollywood actor: Bata Spasojevic, Sandra Perovic and Nenad Radujević
- Butlers arrival was a surprise. We did not expect it because no one has announced the club. I’ve met with him, I explained who I was and how I was doing an interview with Fajnsom. I tried to recruit him to do interviews, but there was no chance. He told me that at one point shot five films at the same time that he has a lot of reporters and photography. Precisely because neither wanted to take pictures in the “plastic”. He asked all the photographers that he was not photographed. It is also said to enjoy the party and the music from the eighties just by his will, given the fact that in the adult sound – says Sandra Perovic.

Remind Džerard Butler arrived in Belgrade four days ago, and remained three weeks. Here filming “Coriolanus,” the actor and director Ralph Fajnsa. In the film, besides the aforementioned two actors, playing Slavko Stimac, Dragan Mićanović, Boda Ninkovic, Bule Goncić, Danijela Vranjes. The film follows the story of a Roman general who is trying to fight for power in the Roman senate, and when they are not succeeding at it, throw it out of Rome, and he in revenge combines with its greatest enemy and moving to Rome. Filming is taking place these days in the area of old sugar.

Mr. Giggles @ 04/30/2010 at 12:09 am

Sorry ……. once was more than enough !!!!

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 12:10 am

@Dark Scorpio:

Alas, didn’t meet him….just saw him.

@stupidfans….Hey! There you are! How is you?

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:11 am

@LOL: @Spanky:
LOL it is sad but oh so true. Most Leaf fans would agree. Of course we were raised Sabre fans because we are close to the border and forget about getting Leaf season tickets, even though they play like crap, you have to wait for someone to die and the waiting list is long, believe it or not. My pops got season tickets to Buffalo when the new franchise started and man those were exciting days, seeing the Sabres get better and better every year until they were challenging the Habs in the playoffs, under Punch Imlach. Mem’ries……….and it is still way more fun going to a Sabre games.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:13 am

@yesssssss: Love it, new slang to use.

@carry: “Please clarify, does he find a woman to date while he’s filming and once the film is over so is the relationship? Did he find temoprary “girlfriends” during TUT, LAC, and BH? Just curious as to how he behaves.”
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I’m hesitant to dig up the whole Sophie Driver thing again but here goes (the Australian woman who claimed Butler propositioned her and treated her like cr*ap when she rejected him). During one of Butler’s attempts to woo her Sophie said he asked her if she wanted to be his “Australian girlfriend” while he was shooting there for “Nim’s Island”.

@hellotheregb:
WTF, he asked her to change her hair color to brown and he shown her how he put a sock on his d!ck for the n*de scene in LAC? Boy! the guy is creative. That’s a sure way to get chicks.

how sad people view him like prime cattle. He is a human being and is probably very lonely deep inside.i hope he finds the peace and contentmet he craves.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:19 am

@Dawn: It will be because Gerry told a Brazilian interviewer as far back as January that they will be filming in Africa at the same time as the World Cup and he will be cheering for Brazil. I don’t know if he meant he would be in South Africa or in that area of Africa, and I doubt they would be filming in Sudan. If you think security is tight in Belgrade….

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:22 am

@Stinkylouise: Blabber du jour, Sponzerusa, hee hee

hellotheregb @ 04/30/2010 at 12:23 am

@Richard: NOOOOOO I was joking about the hair color!! Just a snark.

re: the sock I was a story posted in the past, again we have know idea if it is true but who could make that up?

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:23 am

@cubedweller: oh cube you are slaying me tonight.

Just got back to the board. Well, I see just one of the screaming meanies arrived. But that seems to be it for now. And falling on deaf ears. She had better call in her troops to snark among themselves.

I missed quite a bit. Poor model. Who knows if she really even said this stuff. If she did, she can kiss G goodbye. The translations are all weird. Was she admitting to a one-night stand?

I’d bet the remarks by Margaret are true. Can’t think the Sun would make up something like that and risk a denial from mama. She’s no shrinking violet. The gossips can make up quotes from anonymous sources, but I don’t think they’d mess with her.

@jjgg5: Oh, lord. I thought that old fake article had been put to bed a long time ago. The article was proven to be a work of fiction.

hellotheregb @ 04/30/2010 at 12:26 am

@KarenAnn: Contentment comes with Commitment. When he decides to have a committed relationship that respects the woman in his life she won’t be blabbing to the press and he won’t be in night club after night club til 6 am when working on a film. We all wish him well and love but it comes with effort. Clubbing is not a way to find contentment long term.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:28 am

@Old Mia: Doesn’t mean her son gave her the straight goods though.

hellotheregb @ 04/30/2010 at 12:31 am

@gossiphound: Tru Dat!

GH read Cubedwellers version of how the phone call home went for G.

@gossiphound: True. But why not be up front in this case? Seems innocuous. I don’t think he cons Margaret. But that’s just MO.

stupidfans @ 04/30/2010 at 12:43 am

@Richard: All of the above and more not listed. Juicy meat is what he wants. No one wants old, dried out rump roast, especially when it’s on what looks like a water buffalo.

He’s looking pretty dried out himself, so they’re closing the gap on him. Maybe they’re hoping when he’s 70 and divorced a few times, with little money left, no career, and children who abandoned him because they’ve inherited his shallowness and don’t want to be bothered with a broke old man, he’ll lower his standards and have a fling with some of them. I think he would grow his toenails long like Howard Hughes and impale himself on them first. But who wouldn’t?

@Fritz the Cat: I is. Is you is or is you isn’t?

@KarenAnn: If not, there’s always Vicodin oxycontin. He’s probably familiar with it already. He and Whitney Houston seem to be in a contest for ridiculous “health” excuses.

stupidfans @ 04/30/2010 at 12:46 am

Correction: Vicodin or oxycontin.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 12:46 am

So the title ” I Smuvala Butler!” means I hooked up with Butler…she was Butlered.

@stupidfans:
you neve cease to amaze – go for it
But i don’t think he’s gay.

If I wasn’t such a Pens fan, I would be in there for Buffalo. I’m geographically halfway between them! But, I’m such a Mario fan, I just want anything he is affiliated with to be golden. I was such a fan in the 90s. A friend and I used to have so much fun. She was in love with Jaromir Jagr and I was in there for Mario. She used to call Mario the “old man.” She actually got herself into a Jagr press conference that was shown on KDKA.

Stupid. Are you drinking tonight? Embarassing.

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 1:04 am

@sukar:
No, I don’t understand his obsession with clubbing. What is so appealing in it for him? They are noisy, dark and smokey with lots of drunk people. What’s fun about that?

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/all-comments/#comments#ixzz0mYX4jsit

I don’t understand the club BS either. The last time I was in a “club” was a few Saturdays ago and I went at the behest of my female friends. I had no desire to approach nor be approached by anyone but my friends kept telling me that I needed to hustle drinks from guys because I was the only single gal in our group. I had no wish for men to buy my drinks as I can buy my own and I was more than happy to buy drinks for my GFs in lieu of waiting for men to purchase them for me. I danced only once and that was to Eminem’s “Controversy”.

Although, I was eyeing up the bartender all evening because he
was a tall, pale, redhead with broad shoulders, a nice V taper, blue eyes and a braided red beard; he was wearing an Ireland T-shirt, too. Totally my type and after questioning him I learned that he did indeed have Irish lineage but he was also engaged, so I backed off. I was still very disappointed…what a celtic hunk.

Needless to say, I hate bars and clubs and it’s rare that I go to them. I only had a good time that night because of the gaggle of friends I went with; they are the ones that made it fun for me.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 1:14 am

@gossiphound:

Hey, I’m always thrilled he hooks up with a blonde because it seems so rare an occasion! The pic of them looked cozy but he may just be that way with everyone he talks to.

@stupifans….LOL! I is!

Crap, I’m beat. See you kids tomorrow.

I gave this place up awhile ago. But I am compelled to come back to say, I’m still a Butler fan. I lurk around a lot of places. But I don’t feel that drawn to comment. You all say it all. LOL. You are dam#ned if you do, and if you don’t. A last observation: whatever you think about him as a person, he’s just beautiful on the outside. A lot of dreams are better because of him. He’s my dream man. And I’m not alone. He can be any of our fictional characters. Gorgeous Mr. B.

Skinny Cow @ 04/30/2010 at 1:23 am

The heck if I know who Butler is “doing damage with” on a regular basis — he is the one that said it not I.
But you can be damn certain that he does have “regulars” — all of those kind of men do. It’s some version of a symbiosis — maybe the woman(en) just get off on the fact that they are schtupping one of the world’s hottest bachelors, while GB gets off…well, Gb always gets off.
GB is probably a bit smarter than the Jesse James and Tiger types though — you mess with a strippe/r, or a whor/e like Jesse and Tiger did —- you are the idiot for trusting (and for effing around but I digress) your a** shouldnt be surprised when she lets a full year QUIETLY go by not saying a word when she is really just gathering enough crap on you to write a book or sell someting on you.
I dont see gerry getting with trashy women — I see him flirting with them, but as for getting with them…he’s GERARD BUTLER for bumsake.

@Witch: OK, every book I read, he is the hero. I dismiss the descriptions. It’s always Butler. I feel like I’m the last person who actually loves books. What do you read?

Love this man. Goodness. What can I say? He’s just gorgeous. What was he like in school? Well, we know he was like a brain. Can a nerd really turn into the hottest man on the planet? Give those smart guys a second look. There may be a Gerard Butler lurking under those high grades.

MADDEB2010 @ 04/30/2010 at 1:44 am

@cubedweller:

I don’t think I’ve read something so funny in such a long time.

Thanks for the laughs :)

stupidfans @ 04/30/2010 at 1:57 am

@Richard: Yes you do! You know he’s a gay interior decorator trapped in an old man’s body and a horny adolescent boy’s brain. ;)

Get your facts straight @ 04/30/2010 at 2:15 am

Am I the only one who thinks this applies to the G-man? LOL

Scorpio
24 October – 21 November

Scorpions are most often very prim and proper, not enjoying **** jokes or Calvin and Hobbes “pissing” pictures. Whilst they do a sense of humour, Scorpio is the star-sign most likely to use the phrase “I have a very good sense of humour, it’s you that doesn’t”.

Whilst being one of the more uptight star-signs, Scorpio is also well endowed in the sexual areas. For men, this can be referenced in the pseudo-medical manner as “Trouser-Snakeage”. For women, “Ample Breastage”. Many Scorpions are also proud to have at their disposal, an almost insatiable appetite for love and are often quite overpowering in the giving and receiving of attentions.

Scorpio also tend to have a very poor sense of time, often losing it altogether. Whilst this does mean that Scorpions are one of the most likely star-signs to be late for a meeting, it also accounts for the alarming statistic that 47% of all recorded alien-abductees are Scorpions. 98% of those have reported losing time on their way to and from the alien’s craft, whilst 21% of them pronounced upon landing that their “butt was sore”.

All Scorpions are required by law to have a tattoo of a scorpion placed on the small of their back or on one of their shoulders.

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 2:20 am

@Skinny Cow:
It’s some version of a symbiosis — maybe the woman(en) just get off on the fact that they are schtupping one of the world’s hottest bachelors, while GB gets off…well, Gb always gets off.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-8/#comments#ixzz0mYslNtM5

Excellent analogy…symbiosis. These females are not unlike the little parasite fish that swim alongside sharks waiting for the crumbs to fall from the shark’s table. It’s kind of pathetic, actually.

@Get your facts straight: Gerry is an alien with a sore bum?

Get your facts straight @ 04/30/2010 at 2:31 am

@really: With all the speculations regarding his sex-life, his health, the content of his cellphone, etc… why not make him an alien as well while we’re at it? It might explain how he can work long hours and go clubbing until 6am. LOL

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 2:33 am

@Get your facts straight:
Scorpio also tend to have a very poor sense of time, often losing it altogether.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-8/#comments#ixzz0mYuRFfIx

This probably explains why he’s always late for his flights. Librans are the same way, flaky. Since Librans are half Scorpio this trait no doubt spills over to those born under Scorpio. It is also said that Scorpios do not suffer fools gladly.

I agree that Scorpios should have a tat of their sign as a warning to others; it would be the equivalent of a manufacturer’s warning. I’ve netflixed Season 5 of Nip/Tuck and I can honestly say that Dr. Christian Troy makes me think of Gerard. Scorpios are rogues…like Han Solo or a great white shark. I’ve said it before, Scorpios do have hearts, you just have to get through dragon scales to pierce it.

GB might be the little parasite swimming along side the shark, desperate for the attention of women who can nagate his insecurities.

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 3:04 am

@rmw:
GB might be the little parasite swimming along side the shark, desperate for the attention of women who can nagate his insecurities.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-8/#comments#ixzz0mYzhUHF1

Arguable. GB may merely be a shallow, dullard…like most men.
I know if I ever meet an intelligent man I’m liable to fall in love. The male gender’s incessant need to prove their manhood via their ability to shag everything with pubic hair is indeed cloying, especially in light of the fact that there are women that prize heart, soul and intellect far above wealth and looks. I guess many of us are just still searching for the total package…a handsome, well to do celtsman who has a heart, brain and soul. At this rate I’m going to die alone…but I’d rather die alone than settle for less. Why should a woman spend the rest of her days washing out the sh*tty drawers of a man she can barely stand? Or pretending to enjoy sex with a man who cannot carry on an intelligent conversation outside of the bedroom? Yet women do it, every day, all over the world women settle for less. Why? Because they are under some impression that A man, ANY man is better than no man at all. Imagine being stuck with a man that cannot even properly educate, nor adequately provide for or protect one’s children.

I don´t like Butler´s tree trunk arms at all, they look very ugly. Otherwise he does not look too bad for his age. A lot of sleep would do him some good and a little bit loss of weight, I´d believe.

Dark Scorpio @ 04/30/2010 at 3:12 am

@Old Mia:
“I missed quite a bit. Poor model. Who knows if she really even said this stuff. If she did, she can kiss G goodbye. The translations are all weird. Was she admitting to a one-night stand?”
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well of curse. Do you think he’s dating anyone without sex? after all, what’s the point in having a “girlfriend” for a few hours, days, or weeks? It’s sex for the sake of sex.
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“Oh, lord. I thought that old fake article had been put to bed a long time ago. The article was proven to be a work of fiction.”
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That article was proven to be a fake. The mag in question said they never ran such a story. Someone used them to make the piece appear real.

desi girl @ 04/30/2010 at 3:20 am

Hindu astrology is very accurate. One can even predict death with it.
This is Gerards moon sign in the east. It sounds right on target.
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You need your “space” and freedom in relationships; yet with a partner who allows you this freedom, you feel less of a need to actually exercise it! Just to know you have the freedom to choose is the important thing. You may not commit to a lasting relationship while young, remaining single until you’re ready to trade total independence for the benefits of an intimate, lasting partnership.

Your natural friendliness can be mistaken by some for a sexual interest; and you are as likely to confuse a woman’s friendliness with romantic interest. You may find that many of your potential romances actually end up as platonic friendships instead.

Dark Scorpio @ 04/30/2010 at 3:26 am

@Woad Warrior:
Totally agree. Never settle for anything less. Men don’t do it so why should women?

@Dark Scorpio: Where did you read that the article is fake? Is there a link.

Dark Scorpio @ 04/30/2010 at 3:36 am

@really:
Yes there is; the mag declared it fake. Google gerard butler bisexual and the article will come up but also the mag’s reply to it.
it’s mostly gay men that keep that article alive hoping against hope that it is true and that Butler is gay, while refusing to accept the mag’s warning that it’s a total fake article.

Dark Scorpio @ 04/30/2010 at 3:38 am

@desi girl:
what web site did you get this Hindu astrology from? Can you post a link?

effin gorgeous
he even blends in with other goodlooking Serbian guys
:)

Rusty0415 @ 04/30/2010 at 3:55 am

@Cora:

Do you know anything else about this sophia?

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 4:03 am

@jk:
he even blends in with other goodlooking Serbian guys

Eastern European men are so very attractive. In high school I crushed so hard on a foreign exchange student from Bosnia. Romanian and Albanian men are very appealing, too. I think the women are over rated. Indian women are far more attractive IMO.

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 4:07 am

@Dark Scorpio:
Yes there is; the mag declared it fake. Google gerard butler bisexual and the article will come up but also the mag’s reply to it.

Agreed. Gerard is hot to the point that you can’t really blame gay men for hoping in his gaydom. I’m not buying that he’s ***** but I don’t think he’s one to feel threatened by other men finding him attractive either.

Dark Scorpio @ 04/30/2010 at 4:08 am

@Rusty0415:
I think her name is Sophie Driver. we need someone to post the story from the Australian mag in which it appeared. maybe someone can scane it and post it since no one can find it on the web. the whole story is in the physical mag itself.

Rusty0415 @ 04/30/2010 at 4:19 am

@Dark Scorpio:

Thanks. I agree, could someone please post that article?

Dark Scorpio @ 04/30/2010 at 4:32 am

@Woad Warrior:
well the reason I said this about gay men was because when you google “gerard butler is bisexual,” other than the fake article and it’s refute by the mag, you get all these gay sites that discuss him or refer to him as gay, and they use that article as proof despite the fact that it was declared a hoax. That’s the only reason that article is still circulating on the net; these sites keep it alive.
I think it’s unfair to him to use something that has been proven a fake to perpetuate a non-truth about him. I think any of us would have been furious if a falsehood was told and re-told about us. Look, he may be gay, but they can’t use that article as proof because it’s been discredited. If they want to continue insisting that he’s gay, they need to bring other evidence. That article is no proof of anything.
BTW, I’m explaining what I meant, lest stupidfans et. al. accuse me of being anti-gay. What I’m saying has nothing to do with anti-gay sentiments; it has to do with facts.

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 4:36 am

didn’t gerry tell ye to stay out of here or you want people find out who you are.nice move to tell his mum what was going on here and then she went to the papers.you’re blewing out your cover,stop pretending you don’t know him.you’re his Scottish lassie. keeping an eye on us

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 4:57 am

Jut to clear something up.This Serbian model said that she wouldn’t mind if Gerry has one-night-stands because he is a famous actor and he is charming.(See how shallow she is.) The author of the article asked the model how would she cope with being in a relationship with an actor who broke up with Jen Aniston because he was cheating her all the time.And after that she answered the above.

@Rusty0415: Re. Sophie: I read the original article when it first came out but unfortunately it’s not available anymore. She was an 18 year old student working for the rental property GB stayed in while in Australia for Nim’s. It was her job to show him around and welcome him. Gerry kept hitting on her but she turned him down because she had a b/f. He asked her if she wanted to be his “Australian girlfriend” and didn’t seem to care that she already had had a b/f even though she did. Finally he got the hint but she said he seemed to punish her for it by making petty demands on her afterward and being very rude. For what it’s worth I found her story credible.
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Sophie was recently discussed on the last GB thread. The one about his hybrid: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/18/gerard-butler-hybrid/comment-page-1/#comments
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Check out pages 59 to 61 on that thread. The discussion starts at post # 1467. Some posters who have been here awhile get tired of people re-hashing the same GB gossip so I’ll just refer you over to that thread so you can get yourself caught up. Cheers! ♥

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 5:15 am

This is funny.Last night I checked facebook profile of this Martina girl and her photos were set on privacy and almost everything else except her basic and contact information.And guess what?Today I checked it again and now you can see her wall and every photo.It is obvious that girl wants her 15 minutes of fame and I won’t write about her anymore because I won’t play her game.

Question? @ 04/30/2010 at 5:15 am

@Cora:
didn’t she say that despite not being interested, when he asked her to go out to dinner with him she went but complained that some of his staff accompanied them to the dinner(s)? Do you rememeber exactly what she said about the dinner(s) thing?

@kyriem u’re a liar:
Lay off your meds dear. Some wacko here could even believe you, stop spreading stupid rumors around.

@Question?: I can’t recall exactly what she said about the dinners. I know she said he would phone her up angry and complaining that the fry pan was dirty and the bath towels were too small. I guess GB likes big towels! LOL! She said it wasn’t her job to look after things like that but his assistant hadn’t arrived in Australia yet so as a favour to her boss she tried to keep him happy in the meantime and answered his requests.

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 5:52 am

@Cora: I guess GB likes big towels!

He should invest in bath sheets as opposed to towels. They are much larger. Ahhhh, men and their pre occupation with size. ;)

@Question?: not sure sophie actually went out with gerry on a date. she showed him around the city and his life coach was always there. he may have asked her out to dinner. its not clear from what sukar wrote whether she ever excepted his invitations to go on a “date”.
sukar; if you can find someone to scan the article and post it we;d all appreciate it.

@yesssssss: “This Serbian model said that she wouldn’t mind if Gerry has one-night-stands because he is a famous actor and he is charming.(See how shallow she is.) The author of the article asked the model how would she cope with being in a relationship with an actor who broke up with Jen Aniston because he was cheating her all the time.And after that she answered the above.”
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*shakes head* This woman has got to be the very epitome of desperate. I guess her modeling career hasn’t taught her anything about self-respect.

Woad Warrior @ 04/30/2010 at 8:08 am

@Cora:
*shakes head* This woman has got to be the very epitome of desperate. I guess her modeling career hasn’t taught her anything about self-respect.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-9/#comments#ixzz0maHkfQdG

Like I said, parasites angling for the crumbs from the shark’s table. They aren’t interested in the shark so much as they are interested in what they can get out of the shark for the fleeting moment it allows them in it’s presence.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 8:46 am

@kyriem u’re a liar: I think you have Kyriem confused with someone else or you are off your meds.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 8:53 am

@Cora:

Why would modeling teach one about self respect? If you are not in the top echelon where the work comes to you then you have to be a self promoter and even the top are all about self promotion. Cindy Crawford is a one woman empire – she does infomercials for goodness sake.

why are people shocked by this kinda behaviour from the random model?
gerry is not some innocent who fell off the banana boat. he has enough brains to know the risks of his flirtations / encounters.

Stinkylouise @ 04/30/2010 at 9:52 am

Well Martina is certainly getting her 15 mins. The British tabloids are all over this. It might be time to fly Laurie in for the weekend for another well photographed “date”.LOL!

Gerry doesn’t care about the publicity the vultures bring. Hi PR tactics changed since the tiger explosion. As long as he is seen as a player he is happy. Any commitment will be under our noses and he has no interest to invest time in one person. He wants to be moving all the time and has it too easy and that is what he gets. EASY.

@Skinny Cow: You make total sense! He will flirt with trashy women, but he has his regulars. He probably makes them sign contracts.;-)

@Skinny Cow: His real friends and the women who he has been connected with for a while – and the ones that care about Gerry – do not yap to the press because THEY DON’T HAVE TO.

so true

cinthia
cinthia
cinthia

hellotheregb @ 04/30/2010 at 10:47 am

@sad: “has it too easy and that is what he gets. EASY. you are so right!

she is young and a climber like G himself. As long as we knows the game and she benefits she will play it and further her career. Hopefully, she is wise this way if not I feel bad for her if she gets swept away and feels special when she may not be.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 11:09 am

Thank you to the peeps posting the astrology stuff! I’m always interested in learning something new, it’s facinating. One thing though….take everything said about a Scorpio, then double it. That’s him.

Oh, and good morning JJ’ers! *waves*

@gossiphound: LOL! I was being sarcastic! ;)

redOctober @ 04/30/2010 at 11:18 am

Oh god!…is it Martina Chihuahua now?

yesssssss, please find more photos from Coriolanus set , will you dear girl? Thanks! Sending hugs!

@redOctober: The only photo which came out today is this one with semi-model. It is also the only news today in Serbia and region.Comments on Serbian boards is all the same.She is shallow and stupid and probably imagined the whole story to get publicity.Few years ago when David Beckham was in Belgrade for the game one Serbian TV host claimed that she had an affair with him.So this story sounds so familiar.;)

@yesssssss: *are instead of is sorry

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 11:43 am

@yesssssss:
hmmm Bend it LIke Beckham.

redOctober @ 04/30/2010 at 11:49 am

@yesssssss:

No problem! You are doing a great job! Soon more good photos will come out.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 11:56 am

@gossiphound:

I saw Beckham in an ad a couple of years ago and murmured, “Who was that?” Didn’t know how or why he was famous…only that he was a gorgeous hunk o’ man. Yes, I’m shallow. I’m certain women fall out of trees for him.

This is a good one on the astrology signs..scroll down for the detail.

http://www.compatible-astrology.com/scorpio-man.html

How do I put this?... @ 04/30/2010 at 12:07 pm

Yup.
A whole day later reviewing these pics again, and my huge sloppy crush is still in tact.
…Sigh…

And as far as The Belgrade Blond Bombshell — I’m over her already. At this point, whether she denies the story or plays into it, she’s getting exactly what she and her agency wants – publicity. Throw her in the pile with the rest.

((Good day to everyone! Woo Hoo!))

Good news for Gerry? I see JJ just posted that Halle Berry and her man have split.

redOctober @ 04/30/2010 at 12:15 pm

@How do I put this?…:

Throw her in the pile with the rest.

LMAO!

I think that this news is only good act of PR people.In every English news about this model and Gerry they state that Martina is the model from Milan Stanković’s video and that he is on Eurovision this year where he represents Serbia.They also state the name of her model agency.So it just makes me think that this is a great way to gain publicity.Milan’s song will be heard and he might become recognizable when it comes to Eurovision.Martina and her model agency may also become recognizable.So they just used the situation.All eyes are on Gerry and Serbia right now because of Coriolanus and that’s it.

@Hazmat: Halle Berry and Gerry? PR would be good. Relationship NOT. Another GB and Aniston. Could be annoying.

@yesssssss: “They also state the name of her model agency.So it just makes me think that this is a great way to gain publicity.Milan’s song will be heard and he might become recognizable when it comes to Eurovision.Martina and her model agency may also become recognizable.”
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In one of the earlier Serbian articles about this “romance”, it stated: “Martina, who works as a model “Model Agency to Be Famous”.
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Is this seriously the name of Martina’s modeling agency? Because if it is, that’s priceless.

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 12:55 pm

@gossiphound: I’m no liar and i didn’t have confused her with anyone else,so ask her where she lives and how she is in RL.she’s a pretty oliveskinned brownhaired girl and living next door to Gerry’s mum,i’d bet she ran to his Ma just to tell her what the Serbian papers wrote about his son and why he was in the hospital. two days later Margaret Butler dismisses rumors in a Scottish paper,that’s no coincidence.that one is the only one who has a picture of her and Mr. B together on her cell phone and kissing each other.she comes here to act as a phannie gushing on someone she’s currently dating.how you people can be so dumb,she’s the real deal and she keeps an eye on us all the time,all the models are a decoy.wake up people and remember what Gerry said in many interviews

I’m no liar and i didn’t have confused her with anyone else,so ask her where she lives and how she is in RL.she’s a pretty oliveskinned brownhaired girl and living next door to Gerry’s mum,i’d bet she ran to his Ma just to tell her what the Serbian papers wrote about his son and why he was in the hospital. two days later Margaret Butler dismisses rumors in a Scottish paper,that’s no coincidence.that one is the only one who has a picture of her and Mr. B together on her cell phone and kissing each other.she comes here to act as a phannie gushing on someone she’s currently dating.how you people can be so dumb,she’s the real deal and she keeps an eye on us all the time,all the models are a decoy.wake up people and remember what Gerry said in many interviews

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-10/#comments#ixzz0mbU83HQA

LMAO!!! Yeah he’s got his Scottish lass stashed away up in the Highlands all the while he never sees her ’cause he’s busy with world clubbing, promoting and shooting movies, doing models.. Who On EARTH ARE YOU FOOLING!!!

I’m sure the news of his Scottish lass will make the phannies happy.. LOL

All the speculation and conspiracy theories about Butler on this board are beyond ridiculous sometimes!! How his real life generates so much interest and curiosity is mind-boggling,,,,

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 1:09 pm

Hey, KYRIE! Can I come over?

*scrambles madly for passport*

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 1:11 pm

@Mylona:
She’s not stashed away anywhere,she’s always in the picture but you don’t see her.talking about hiding in plain sight.he sees her more often than you believe,guess why he leaves clubs always alone.there’s no worse blind than the one who doesn’t want to see.
you’re fooling yourselves.

realitycheck @ 04/30/2010 at 1:16 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar

Are you suggesting Gerry is faithful to this young lady?

She’s not stashed away anywhere,she’s always in the picture but you don’t see her.talking about hiding in plain sight.he sees her more often than you believe,guess why he leaves clubs always alone.there’s no worse blind than the one who doesn’t want to see.
you’re fooling yourselves.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-10/#comments#ixzz0mbY9UtzF

What the f***k am I supposed to answer to that?!!! Sweetheart I don’t see anything because I’m not privy to Butler’s private world. His personal choices and who he’s dating or doing are of no consequence to me.. He doesn’t pay my bills nor my rent..

Gerry is some hunk of a man but i would not want his life for all his millions Stardom comes at to big a price for me.

man o man!!
to whoever –
theres no need to get into a tizzy about Dzerard’s sex/love life. when he meets you he will drop everyone and anyone because you are the woman of his dreams. relax. dont care about cinthia (who the H E hockey sticks DOES??) don’t care about martina or Chacha, Roxie, Lulu, Bianca, Lola, Anita, Natalie, Rachel, Jennifer, Sarah, Sholalala, Beatrice, Lenka, Raoul, Zimbabo, Gwendolyn, Peggy, Hellen, Joy, Halle Berry (WTF SRSLY?) or Camilla….

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 1:43 pm

@Cora: It is the name.Isn’t it ironic?Don’t you think?LOL

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 1:48 pm

@realitycheck: yes he is and there’s nothing wrong with it,it’s the phannies fault they don’t want to hear it because if he doesn’t have a steady girlfriend they’re so stupid to think he will show up at their front doors.shame on them,without them there wouldn’t be any need to take pics of him with all the models around

Question? @ 04/30/2010 at 1:52 pm

@desi girl:
can you tell us from what website the Hindu astrology came from?

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 1:57 pm

Here are new photos from the set.Minister of Defense visited the crew today.He talks about how the shooting is important for Serbia because it promotes our country in the best way.Here are two links:
http://www.svet.rs/clanak/ministar-šutanovac-na-setu-sa-ekipom-filma-koriolan

http://www.mod.gov.rs/novi.php?action=fullnews&id=2012

What does Gerry shows to minister?Maybe they are an item now.LOL

This second link is the official site of ministry of defense.You can click on the photos to enlarge them.
Change the topic please.No more words about this model from me.:)))

i really want to know what he keeps showing people on his phone!

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 2:11 pm

http://www.mod.gov.rs/#video
I hope that you will manage to see the video.Be patient watch it ’till the end because you will see and hear Gerry.:)))

redOctober @ 04/30/2010 at 2:13 pm

@sallyo:

I really do too! ; ) ………..any idea?.

Skinny Cow @ 04/30/2010 at 2:14 pm

@u:

I am sure whomever that is is just one in a list sweetie, don’t get excited.
My point is that I doubt there are twenty “regulars” (too many ‘strays’ and there would be talk), but I wouldn’t be surprised at four or five women he feels he can “trust” that he calls for trysts.
And that he is always on the “lookout.” Those women know what the deal is. If they talk, they won;t hear from him ever again.

I love the idea of GB, but I also know he is a man with some “clout” — for women in LA, shallow breed, that stands for something.
He doesnt have to do the “gutter snipe” like jesse/tiger.

My best friend is a personal asst to an actor here on the east coast. Same ol same ol idea. She said he fluctuates with 3 he knows he can trust – if he picks up one that starts acting wacky (texting, calling too much, acting like they are a couple) he will cut her loose and change his number giving the “trustworthy” women his new changed one.
He has one phone that is “real” and the second he can change at a moments notice for garbage.
The women have to be the ones to set the pace or he will treat them like crap.
I have a feeling the women GB ends up “keeping around” probably give him some sh** to some degree.
He won’t settle down until he “has to” or feels he has to.

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 2:19 pm

http://www.mod.gov.rs/PHPFotogalerija/galerija/prikaz_slike_cir.php?id_fotogalerije=537&rb_slike=0#
phone again.LOL
just click left or right to see other photos.maybe he is showing a guy with the tat because he was talking about that to minister in the video.dark hair guy who is sitting with them is Marko Mišković his is one of the producers and his dad is the richest man in Serbia.Now it is clear who finds all this gold diggers for Gerry.LOL

Skinny Cow @ 04/30/2010 at 2:21 pm

The chicks are old enough to make their choices is my point. LOL
How long is Gerard in Serbia for? 3 more weeks?
Lucky gals!
My fiancee said Gerard has “messed things up for regular dudes” by getting back to hot again after Barbados.
Go gerry!

realitycheck @ 04/30/2010 at 2:30 pm

@ kyriem u’re a liar

Well, all righty than.
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@yesssssssss, I haven’t taken the time to thank you for all the nice things you’ve done for us. So here you are: Thank you so very much.

redOctober @ 04/30/2010 at 2:30 pm

@yesssssss:

Wow!…yesssssss….beautiful pics! Thanks!

Stinkylouise @ 04/30/2010 at 2:32 pm

@yesssssss : Great pics,but WTF,I almost didn’t recognize Ralph!

Love the G-man @ 04/30/2010 at 2:34 pm

I wanted to say thanks to yessss as well. Great pics. I love his hair this way, as many have said.

As for the women, who cares? It’s his life. He is just someone we like to look at and in my case, study. He is an extremely interesting character.

@yesssssss: what am I doing wrong? the last video has no sound….I can’t hear Gerry :((

realitycheck @ 04/30/2010 at 2:39 pm

If there is one thing Gerry knows how to do, it’s schmooze. I’d put him up front and center with the big shots myself.

He looks fantastic as a soldier.

yes ralph looks like the baddie with that amish-looking beard.
@yesss maybe it is the tattoo. he seems super stoked about whatever it is.

Joanna Gilby @ 04/30/2010 at 2:45 pm

I… am speechless. Wow, this surely made my day! Thank you very much, Just Jared! He looks great, can’t wait to see Coriolanus now!!!

@yesssssss: great pics. You know I love beards but Ralph’s…what’s with that? It must be for his role. GB looking his usual sexy self. And I did watch the entire video and sometime in the last minute it does have sound. I see Gerry is drinking Coke;))

what kinda subsidy/tax incentive is the gov giving them? anyone know?

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

I MEANT HOT

Thanks again, yesssssss, for providing us with all the goodies from Serbia. I am just blown away by how handsome G looks in every photo right out in broad daylight. The salt and pepper hair makes his eyes really pop. I hope they never make him dye it again.

I couldn’t get the part of the video with Gerry to play. It just snaps right back to the minister of defense. He’s really one tall man.

What’s up with Ralph? I had to do a doubletake to make sure that was really him in those new piccies. I sure hope he doesn’t look like that throughout the whole film. Must be for a scene where the wear and tear of war have gotten to him?????

Anyhoo, Gerard Butler is just beautiful. Don’t know how else to describe him.

Halle Berry @ 04/30/2010 at 3:34 pm

I’m going after him next…since I’m single now :)

I would love to just TASTE this man
he looks like he tastes so good

About Halle @ 04/30/2010 at 3:41 pm

@Halle Berry:

For anyone who doesn’t know the Halle Berry connection: I think it was on Leno a year or so ago he responded to some question that he’d like to do Halle Berry or something along those lines. It got a lot of response around these parts with some thinking it was a bit offensive to others just chalking it up as Butler’s randy brand of humour.

hellotheregb @ 04/30/2010 at 3:54 pm

@About Halle: also saw him at a romcom I believe where he said something to the same effect. was not to classy but very Gerry!

@kyriem u’re a liar:
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There were one million ways to reply to your posts and none of them would probably have shut you up for good.
So….I’m gonna answer you with a question: in the improbable (and totally absurd) chance I was dating him, do you envision me telling everything about it on a gossip board? I mean, SERIOUSLY….
So, don’t wait for me denying or confirming your point of view.
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FYI, I firmly believe that all those women who blabber behind Gerry’s back are disgusting, women with no guts, no sense of dignity or decency whatsoever.
I prefer to think of me as a woman with more integrity than those shallow ******, I can make a living out of my skills and not going to a paper and spilling the bean about my private life.
For the rest, think whatever you like….. Period.
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Hope to find you in the Highlands sometime in the future, I’m already disinterring my Scottish broadsword…. he he he

P.S: the crazy presumption about the cell phone had me rolling on the floor from laughing…I have a pic of an acquarium on my cell phone, maybe me and GB transformed ourselves into goldfish overnight.

@Fritz the Cat:
ROFL, come any time!!

This place is a f******g circus!! LOL

lucky KyrieM @ 04/30/2010 at 4:11 pm

Hey KyrieM, a side note, I am kinda jealous. Of the hundreds posting on Gerry, how come you are picked to be Gerry’s secret Scottish lasse? For all its worth this alleged secret lasse could be Stupidfans who goes crazy on Gerry’s fans because they are the cause for Gerry’s model-butlering ways.

Kyrie..GB is hitting the Pineapple club?… your’re holding out on us babe..you dog….*wink*………ROTFLMAO

I smell a Hockey pool coming on since we have no GB movie…….20 bucks to your fave charity , no receipt issued so don’t join if you have trust issues..lol…

if your Canadain you must partake, its the law in our country!

so far…

Canadians- Stinky and Trying

Canucks-Spanky( adpoted team cause mine su.cks)

Bruins

Penguins- Old Mia

Blackhawks- hellotheregb

Flyers

Sharks

Redwings

Gossip? what now, Sabres are done?

@lucky KyrieM:
Because I secretly play golf with his mom in Scotland, didn’t you know that? ;-)

@Spanky: Oops… sweetie, I’m sorry I hold out on you.. you know how the guy is… but you know the pineapple club will be the first to receive the invitation… ;-)

halle berry – poor woman, all she needs is another man with a roving eye.

lucky KyrieM @ 04/30/2010 at 4:33 pm

Were you hand picked by his mom? Care to divulge the names of the little lads and lasses running up and down the Highlands? Do they all have the eye color of sea and sand? Beautiful souls shown in every “mama” or “dada” they utter? Do tell.

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 4:35 pm

yeah ok laugh about it.you didn’t deny it.are u laughing at us when you’re holding hands with G strolling along the river Tay,spying liar

you’re holding hands with G strolling along the river Tay

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-12/#comments#ixzz0mcNc9KrK

or it could be the river Clyde.. just saying….

all these alternate realities have put a regular episode of DR.WHO to shame…

@lucky KyrieM:
I hope your questions were intended as a joke.. ;-)
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@kyriem u’re a liar:
Now…….. I’ll let you know this: if you’re one of the rabid phannies stalking the poor Butler, girlfriend or not I swear I’ll make you drown in the river Tay if I find you inside a 1 mile radius from my house.
Be warned because I’m in a Russell Crowish mood tonight.

@sallyo:

I don’t know what’s on his phone that he keeps showing everyone, but he sure has the look of a proud new papa, doesn’t he?
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eeeeevil rumor starter….

The Noise In The Walls @ 04/30/2010 at 4:50 pm

I agree Mylona…
Wow…get women in a room fighting about some man ..and there’s a catfight..Honestly, who cares?..I just like to follow his career..the rest of that..is pure garbage..like the tabloids..You feed them alittle bait..and they are there in packs..

@The Noise In The Walls:

It’s like a regular freaking henhouse sans the Coq!!
I can totally picture the ***** fights:

“Get off my man you ******”.. “shut up You *****, you stole him away from us”!!!

Stay tuned to another episode of “The Desperate Phannies”

Jesus, no wonder some men are commitment phobes, with all the drama and catfights that can eventually ensue.. don’t blame them…

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 5:04 pm

@Mylona:
that’s the attitude who allows his gf to stay unnoticed.good job.kyriem should be happy about that

I love the photograph of all the guys smoozing at the table. All eyes are on the Butler. Wonder what tall tale he was feeding them? Just a joke. He does seem to be fascinating to them though.

lucky KyrieM @ 04/30/2010 at 5:06 pm

Come on KyrieM. You got the drift even if you are in a Croweish mood. ^^

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Please rephrase…

Are you mplying I’m Gerry Butler???

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:07 pm

Slightly OT but Halle and Gabriel have split???? Anyone let Gerry know yet?

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Please rephrase…

Are you implying I’m Gerry Butler??!

Oh god, and here I was thinking I’ve seen just about everything!! LOL

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:10 pm

@Cora: Sorry had not consumed caffeine yet and raised up my blood pressure so that it would stimulate my brain cells and in particular the sarcasmic brain sector.

Nevermind… I just re-read what you were implying..

Honestly, no offense to Kyriem, I have no clue who she is… I’m no way obliged to run to her rescue.. Anyone with a brain can see that you have escaped for the insane asylum…
You ramblings show the signs of a delusional person..

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 5:16 pm

@Mylona: nope.just a typo,sorry.
i meant here you turn to shreds any single sk**k who seems to date him and then you have the real one amongst you and you’re ironic and don’t believe it,it seems Gerry’s PR are doing absolutely a great job

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:17 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar: you are so funny what weed are you smoking sorry some of us know Kyriem from other forums but while you are fantasizing, you want to make up some Canadian girlfriends too…..yeah me and Spanky and Stinky we’re the Canadian “team” of regulars and we just come here to mind f**k you all………LOL.

Sure we only get 12 hours every 2 months but WTF.

GH who do you like for the playoffs,?

agreed , bummed about Halle, more so for their child }:(
too much beauty on the outside not enough on the inside.?

..Hollyweird is all smoke and mirrors isn’t it?…nothing lasts long there.

I never ripped to shreds any of the supposed Gerry’s women.

If Gerry’s woman was on this board as often as KyrieM, posting about Butler, then the chick needs to recheck her priorities…

So you’re basically stating while although she’s with him.. she’s spending a large amount on this board gossiping and fawning about him…

Is it me or there’s DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE ABOVE STATEMENT?!!

Next time, please at least make sure you come up with better fiction, at least a little more original and creative… you almost had me until you mentioned the part about holding parts along the river Tye…. you have been reading some really bad Harlequin novels!

@gossiphound:
ROFLMAO GH!!!!! I have to say I get a lot more than 12 hours every 2 months, so don’t be jealous, ok??
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@kyriem u’re a liar: Hang around, I’m starting to have fun… ;-)

http://www.mod.gov.rs/cir/vesti/images/100430-MO%20na%20snimanju%20filma-10.jpg
wow, GB is shorter than this guy? either the guy is a giant or GB is not 6’2. Anyone who saw GB in real life, is he really 6’2. or a bit shorter. I always thought he’s more like 6’1-6’0.

@gossiphound:

She has been smoking some serious potent ****

Tall dude @ 04/30/2010 at 5:29 pm

@Richard: Someone mentioned earlier that the defense secretary is very tall. In other pictures you can see he towers over everybody.

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 5:32 pm

@Mylona: open your eyes,she’s here when she’s not busy with him.she’s here less often than you think,check the latest threads and you’ll see she didn’t post so much

@Tribe: He’s showing a picture of his dog Lolita.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:34 pm

@yesssssss: Or they could be Marko’s leftovers.

@kyriem u’re a liar: you people are just messing around. Otherwise you are crazy. But, it’s all getting a little tiresome now. Please move on.

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Listen, you don’t need to prove to me the validity of your statements..why does it matter to you what I believe or not?? This is an anonymous board, I can go off claiming I’m the next Antichrist for that matter..

for the love of god please stop doing this to yourself… seriously

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:41 pm

@sallyo: They are getting a lot of support and perks from the Serbian government, I recall reading that the Serbian government is providing about 4 million dollars either of financing and/or providing things like security and equipment and soldiers and training and facilities which for a now 20 million budget is pretty significant, no doubt there were also be tax breaks etc which might be hard to calculate at this point.

Trying to figure it out @ 04/30/2010 at 5:42 pm

Hey Spanky – Weren’t you supposed to be getting the wine out for tonight?

New to JJ posting @ 04/30/2010 at 5:43 pm

I am laughing so hard at all of this I am afraid my co-workers are going to think I’ve lost my mind.

What a wonderful nuthouse today.

And, if G’s secret gf is here toying with us? Is she on assignment from the PR Team…could his mum be lurking, too???!!!

I love a good conspiracy theory. I can’t wait to see where this goes?

G's women @ 04/30/2010 at 5:43 pm

@yesssssss:
“dark hair guy who is sitting with them is Marko Mišković his is one of the producers and his dad is the richest man in Serbia.Now it is clear who finds all this gold diggers for Gerry.LOL”
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Do you mean Marko Mišković is setting him up with all these models?
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http://www.mod.gov.rs/#video this is the vid for those who can’t see it from the link posted by yesssss
Boy, he really likes to lay it on thick with how much he loves Serbia. He has a talent to flatter and make people feel great.
I doubt he’s having such a good time like he claims. Sometimes he over does it with his flattery. I don’t always beleive everything he says.
But I got to admit he looks very personable in this vid – like a real nice guy.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:45 pm

@Spanky: I am going with the Bruins. Bobby Orr was my first NHL crush and they’ve held a special place in my heart ever since.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:48 pm

@Mylona:

Sharing is the neighbourly thing to do……..it must be good.

New to JJ posting @ 04/30/2010 at 5:49 pm

@gossiphound:

you are so funny what weed are you smoking sorry some of us know Kyriem from other forums but while you are fantasizing, you want to make up some Canadian girlfriends too…..yeah me and Spanky and Stinky we’re the Canadian “team” of regulars and we just come here to mind f**k you all………LOL.

Sure we only get 12 hours every 2 months but WTF.

You guys are so funny!

‘Ralph looks like he just wandered over from the set of Planet of the Apes. ‘

Had to quote that, I read it on IMDB… LOL
Seriously, that hairdo is all sorts of WRONG!!

@gossiphound:

Yes indeed, sharing is caring ; )

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:52 pm

@G’s women:

It’s like going to see your favourite band or artist in concert- they always love your hometown, even though they probably have to write it down to remember where they are….

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:56 pm

Which of those videos has Gerry in it? Never mind I’ll keep slogging through.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 5:57 pm

That Minister of Defence guy is towering over everyone – nice and imposing, good plan.

*wiping tears from laughing*

@New to JJ posting:
Yes, I was bored tonight, you know.. Gerry went to the club for the usual PR stuff and I’m hanging around here toying with anonymous posters…. ROFL

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 6:07 pm

@Mylona:

Ralph sure makes Gerry look real good in this movie.

@gossiphound:

Oh yes!
It escapes me on how these guys are able to keep a straight face while talking to him…I would be on the floor…

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 6:09 pm

@G’s women:

Hey that Marko guy is cute so I stand with the leftover comment.

@Trying to figure it out: Waves, hope you had a better day, heck if i am supporting the Canucks I will need something much stronger…..lol….

I just thought the Canucks needed someone to root for them…besides i’ll send Stinky over, I bet ya she’s got the good stuff.!!!.

I will still watch the game tonight.

Have a good night y’all!

@KyrieM: so if you are GB’s long time truelove lurking on anonymous message boards please do tell and put this at peace once and for all: does he really, honestly and seriously say “oh mama” while he’s making sweet love to you? ;)
@yesssssss: thanks for the links. My eyes feel so much better now.

Honestly! @ 04/30/2010 at 6:12 pm

@KyrieM:
don’t let some people upset you. In fact, if you know info that can settle certain issues about GB that we’ve gotten wrong on the thread, you can always correct us. It’s very important to know the truth and believe some hearsay that’s filled with sh!ty lies.
@sallyo:
Halle is nothing great anyway. Don’t see the fascination with her. And i don’t believe he has more than a quick interest in her. He just likes to sample everything in life including Halle.

@gossiphound: WHHHHAAAAAT, Boston!!!!…oh GH as much as it pains me, i got ya down, shuffling off to the TV now.

G's women @ 04/30/2010 at 6:21 pm

@gossiphound:
ya, what a charmer. Got to think twice about everything he says.
@gossiphound:
http://www.mod.gov.rs/#video
@gossiphound:
Can’t believe Ralph is such a hoe, he looks like such a goody goody – not as sharp as GB who has certain spice about him.

The video @ 04/30/2010 at 6:22 pm

@Richard: from the set in Serbia shows that the minister is at least 6’5″ tall. When Gerry first meets him and they shake hands, Gerry jokes, “I used to be the tallest one here, until you arrived.”

Get your facts straight @ 04/30/2010 at 6:22 pm

Can I join the Canadian team too? I’m here representing Montreal and I’m looking forward to Pittsburg losing to my Habs tonight! ;-)

Wow, KyrieM… playing golf with Mum… are you sure you’re not Jennifer Aniston too while we’re at it? hehe This site never ceases to amuse me.

KyrieM is/was a pizza make in Italy or she claimed to be so leave her alone. Anyone with half a brain can tell English is not her first language so there goes your theory of her being Gerry’s Mom’s neighbor. However, didn’t she say she was in Glasgow a few months ago which coincided with Gerry’s visit to Scotland?

G's women @ 04/30/2010 at 6:26 pm

@LauraS:
LMAO. you go girl, good question – the speculation here about this issue hit the roof. Very important to know!

Interview @ 04/30/2010 at 6:33 pm

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this interview around. Isn’t it funny how different it is when Gerry is actually proud and passionate about a project? They actually talk about the movie instead of rumors or chemistry or any stupid stuff like that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV_P43-1T0k

from the video: You know how a couple of days ago he went to that place and met that guy who had a tattoo with his face form 300? that’s what he wanted to show the minister on his phone……(I was secretly hoping he actually wanted to show his butt-tattoos from Gamer:)

Gerry lost his phone with the picture of the Gypsy guy who had the King Leo tatoo. He must have shown that picture to so many people now he can find it anymore. You can see the guys around him were mesmerized by his charm including tough looking Gypsies, officials, producers and crew members. He is something isn’t he.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 6:46 pm

@Interview:

It looks like it was only recently posted, very very noice.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 6:49 pm

@sallyo: That guy looks like he has a GI Joe body though, the doll, remember when they were 12 inches, hee hee. My parents still have the one that looks like Gerry though he is missing a foot and the other one in mangled.

http://weblog.ceicher.com/archives/29-GIJoe.jpg

@LauraS:
so if you are GB’s long time truelove lurking on anonymous message boards please do tell and put this at peace once and for all: does he really, honestly and seriously say “oh mama” while he’s making sweet love to you? ;)
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He’s a fuc/*ing wild beast in bed, who spread the rumor about the “oh mama” stuff? He’s passionate as an hurricane!!!
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@sanfeld:
I live in Scotland, and not far from where his mum lives. But I’m not her neighbour, of course!!

cubedweller @ 04/30/2010 at 7:04 pm

@yesssssss: Great pics! Really fun to see location shots. Thanks again.
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Looks like Butler is reusing his leather jewelry from PS I Love You. Hey, recycling is good.

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 7:05 pm

Here is the interview with Katarina Radivojević she said something about Gerry but not much.She said that she doesn’t want to talk about actors whoa re her friends(WTF) and that she doesn’t want to be spotted with them and that is the reason why she didn’t want to photographs take pictures of Gerry and she.Link:
http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/187509/Mislim–da-nisam-fatalna

@Interview: I haven’t seen that one before and it’s really nice, he did look proud and passionate, that is a big part of Gerry’s appeal to me, he always answers all the questions (even stupid ones) but when he talks about a subject he actually likes he is really passionate, expressive and eloquent (I must admit though, every time they showed a close-up of the Blue Steel…his words would start to loose meaning to me so now I’m gonna go and “watch” the interview again with my eyes closed :)

@gossiphound he was just on Jonathon ross . his name is david gandy. i just needed a palette cleanser.

back OT: the idea of gerry and his secret girlfriend is starting to annoy me ( and i dont involve myself much in the debate). As secretive as he is, i dont think parading around with models he’s obviously attracted to, making out with randoms and receiving immense tabloid speculation is the mark of a man who is deeply in love with someone else. hes out sowing his wild oats – don’t fool yourselves into thinking otherwise.

Re: the film. im tempted to go and read this play because for the life of me i cant figure out why Ralph is dressed as evil Fagin from oliver twist (as the hero) while Gerry is smoldering in a vest (as the villain). is the hero supposed to look so derelict? anyone know the story?

Gerry went to see a Gypsy band Black Panthers. He used to play a Gypsy, the Phantom in the Phantom of the Opera.

@KyrieM: ROFL…see guys? we don’t have to speculate….just ask the right person. Thanks for sharing KyrieM

@sallyo:

He’s a model.. He was in the Light and Blue perfume commercial 2-3 yrs back..

all the women were going crazy with that commercial… ; )

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 7:14 pm

@sallyo:
you can’t even guess how wrong u are,maybe it’s too difficult to grasp for you that he has a public persona and another one behind the curtain.he’s making a fool of you and she’s here making a fool of all of you.but i’m not posting anymore,i knew the truth and spoke it,it doesn’t matter if you believe me or not

For viewing pleasure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWdINUZZzBs

You can also find the perfume ad I was talking about, 2nd one on the right…

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Ok you convinced us… he’s made a fool out of everyone, the media, the fans, blah blah

Now give it a rest, and for the love of God woman SHUT UP ALREADY!!!

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:18 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Listen we all know that Gerry has his public and his private life but so why is this revelation so key for you to reveal? Who cares if all of Gerry’s currents and exes are hanging around here anyway. The more the merrier.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:19 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Listen we all know that Gerry has his public and his private life but so why is this revelation so key for you to reveal? Who cares if all of Gerry’s currents and exes are hanging around here anyway. The more the merrier.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:21 pm

@Mylona: What she said.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:21 pm

@Mylona: What she said.

Ahhh, the translations just keep getting better and better. Loved the translation of the question the reporter asked Katarina. It began with: “You recently had the opportunity to explore Dzerarda Butler ….” Many would like that opportunity! LOL.

@LauraS:
You’re welcome!! ;-)
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@Mylona: I don’t understand why you’re taking it so personal while I don’t… Let him/her post, she/he’ll stop sooner or later… Any JJ thread has its favorite trolls. ;-)
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@kyriem u’re a liar:
Keep on entertaining us, and when you’re nearby come here to drink a cup of tea…

David Gandy, British model of Scottish descent. hmm another hot Scot?

@KyrieM:

KyrieM… I’m new here so I obviously didn’t think of the whole trolling thing..
Believe me, I wasn’t taking it personally but I’m a very passionate speaker, so I guess it may have come out in print! LMAO

@gossiphound: i second that. big fat who cares to @sosoisaliar i really could not bring myself to give a da*mn but all the speculation here was getting tedious. even if he did have some Rapunzel stashed away in the highlands of scotland, it has zero effect on my life and @sosoisaliar shouldn’t bog themselves down with it either. keep it light! its not the global energy crisis over here!
@mylona swoooooooon!

This Just In @ 04/30/2010 at 7:40 pm

Well Ms KyrieM…you can lie about shag*ging him but I know the truth…I was in Serbia two nights ago at club panterse and I left with him to go to his house..and he’s an ok lover..likes to cuddle and kiss..

@This just in @ 04/30/2010 at 7:44 pm

Just cuddling and kissing, not real action?

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 7:45 pm

@Old Mia: I hope that you get the point.She had the chance to meet GB.
I just watched the news and there was a very brief report from todays visit of minster on the set of Coriolanus.And after that there was a very bad review of “The Bounty Hunter” which is now in the theaters in Serbia.That bad review was given by Sandra Perović and she is the interviewer who was a DJ when GB went to Plastic and to whom GB refused to give interview,maybe she was frustrated and that’s why she so critically described that movie,because everyone prises GB these days here in Serbia.That’s just my remark and my guess.Good night all!

This Just In @ 04/30/2010 at 7:45 pm

There was action..but he really likes to kiss and cuddle..he’s very good at both..

@Mylona:
Don’t worry, many of the posters here are/were posting in other sites too, I never changed my moniker so every now and then some troll starts making stories up for whatever reason.
Especially when I moved to Scotland.. oh well, I even had people cyberstalking me. No wonder about this one, I’m almost sure about who could be.

@KyrieM:

From what I gather, there are many sick and frustrated psychos out there in the net who concoct many imaginary stories in their heads..

@This Just In:
Oh really?!?!? I’m almost jealous… Well, he’s a fantastic kisser too, I agree… well, I didn’t plan to share him with the Serbians (just with the Canadians) but…
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Ok..anybody’s outta there who’s shag**ng him? Out the list of the names please… I want to know with how many girls I was cheated on…

This Just In @ 04/30/2010 at 7:54 pm

He did speak of you KyrieM but he said you were just a fling…just because you live in Scotland does not mean you can have him all to yourself..I will keep him warm and happy here in Serbia. And don’t think he is going to go back to you just because you played golf with him mother a couple of times.

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:55 pm

@Mylona: Mama mia!

timemachine @ 04/30/2010 at 7:55 pm

My hubby is scottish and he has those beautiful scottish eyes, blue/gray color with a touch of wildness.

kyriem u're a liar @ 04/30/2010 at 7:57 pm

@KyrieM:
this serves you right,bi!tch!i really hope you’re suffering as h!ell now

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:58 pm

@sallyo:

Yeah not like you are some poor oil covered creature in the Gulf of Mexico
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGcZrqP4f98

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 7:59 pm

And by you I mean sosoisaliar yawn

@gossiphound:

That man is the definition of HOT!!!!

@This Just In:
Really?!?!?
What is that, a conspiracy?? OMFG…. A fling?? Better he has his cell phone off at this time of the night or Mr. B. will have some problems tonight!!

he wasn’t shaggin any of you because nightly he flies back to london to be with me. he is a relentless cuddlebum and every morning i have to pry is snoring viking body off me with a spatula. when he c*ms he yells AWOOOO AWOOOO AWOooOOOOO like in 300.

This Just In @ 04/30/2010 at 8:02 pm

if Gerard will let me, I will post some photos of he and I together..sorry..kyrieM, you had your chance. I guess you weren’t good enough in the bedroom to satisfy him..I on the other hand will do anything he wants me to..

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 8:02 pm

@theratie: Now if this guy Gandy – is that like Ghandi – can actually act Mr. Butler better watch out. Maybe they can play brothers, oh yeah, that’s the ticket.

yesssssss @ 04/30/2010 at 8:03 pm

@This Just In: Are you from Serbia?

There’s a crapfest here tonight…
No wait guys, you’re joking aren’t you?? He didn’t cheat on me….

@gossiphound: he should def try acting. he’s only 30 – same age as gerry when he started, right??’ *fingers crossed* and OH EM GEE cutest dawn commercial ever.

cubedweller @ 04/30/2010 at 8:08 pm

@This Just In: So did you time him? Did he last more (or less) than 72 seconds? Inquiring minds want to know. Also, does he keep his socks on? I’ve always wondered. Thanks in advance.

@cubedweller:
He keeps his socks on sometimes. And anybody else here please don’t answer Cubie’s question or I’m getting furious.

This Just In @ 04/30/2010 at 8:10 pm

yesssssss..No I just flew in to be with him..he was lonely and needs people he can count on to be near him. I am never far from his side when he needs me..kyriem is just a plaything to him…a passing phase and she knows it..

chihuahua @ 04/30/2010 at 8:10 pm

Vous avez tous tort. Gérard est tout à moi. Il m’aime totalement et complètement. Je vole à Belgrade et il vole à Paris où il peut. Vous pouvez simplement jaloux vaches vont en enfer

Jennifer Aniston @ 04/30/2010 at 8:13 pm

Put a sock in it Frenchie and Serbian *****. He is all my man and you all know it. You just can’t handle the truth.

This Just In @ 04/30/2010 at 8:13 pm

A lady does not give intimate details of lovemaking..Lets just say he’s ok and leave it at that..

gossiphound @ 04/30/2010 at 8:16 pm

@This Just In:

Well that’s no fun.

@chihuahua: wtf? is that google-translate French?? try again, peasant!

It’s true, why are we all so fascinated with his private life? I am too, I just don’t understand why :)

Mr. Giggles @ 04/30/2010 at 8:27 pm

@sukar:
………………..why are we all so fascinated with his private life………………..
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Because humans have a long history of being fascinated by …. the absurd

when i was a teenager i used to have a huge crush on a baboon-ugly brazillian football player named ronaldo. i grew out of my crush when friends reminded me that he was probably dumb as a box of rocks.
try it ladies. lifes so much more fun when accept actors for the sex objects that they are…dont make him out to be mr darcy or whateva.

@cubedweller: and he wears crocs or worse those toe shoes channing tatum wears **pew pew pew..destroying all fantasies**

@cubedweller:
OMG, you cracked me up!! No they didn’t look like that!!
By the way, I could be wrong about it… do you think I was worrying about his socks while having s*ex with him??

cubedweller @ 04/30/2010 at 8:31 pm

@sallyo: Those are a quiver-killer alright. Shudder.

@cubedweller: dzerard wearing those toe shoes to bed – THATS A DEAL BREAKER, LADIES!

comicrelief @ 04/30/2010 at 8:37 pm

A French speaking chihuahua? This is getting interesting. carry on.

Mr. Giggles @ 04/30/2010 at 8:51 pm

This is what G’s favorite socks look like —- gotta keep the boys warm !!!
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http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2148/2477720564_7b7a9bb9bc.jpg

comicrelief @ 04/30/2010 at 8:55 pm

…. Mr. ..Gi…ggle..s, you ar e killing me…

Mr. Giggles, that pic is priceless!!! ROFL
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Nighty nighty guys, have to keep the Gman warm now ;-)

@sallyo:
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Isn’t that Jingle Balls?

redOctober @ 04/30/2010 at 9:03 pm

@Mr. Giggles:

gotta keep the boys warm !!!

OMG!!!!…you’ve really made my night! …ladies…you rock!

Thanks Gerry …you are our inspiration! ; )

New to JJ Posting @ 04/30/2010 at 9:08 pm

I am loving the “feud” posts between Gerry’s “girlfriends” here! My, my, my. The man can certainly rile up his ladies, can’t he.

He’s got a harem!

I would have liked to be the one who put the fake Tattoos on that sexy body!!! This Nova Scotia girl can dream!! Gerry you should come here we are the new Scotland.

Mr. Giggles @ 04/30/2010 at 9:17 pm

@New to JJ Posting:
……………………………………………He’s got a harem!…………………………………….
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We refer to G’s harem as …….. THE HERD

who is he dating now or fake dating?

HALLE BERRY @ 04/30/2010 at 9:35 pm

OH PLEASE YOU DUMB GIRLS.
I already have my PR team hooking that sh*t up so back off, u broke hound dogs.
I may not be as leggy and tall as “powerful and strong” as he like them – but I’m closer than you ratters will ever be.
I’m age appropriate and confident. Besides, I can raise his star power. I have an Oscar. He merely wiped his friend Oscar’s dog’s as*.
My body is hot (he likes a butt!) and I have men drooling over me from all corners of the earth, kind of like how you junkytrunks salivating over him from your third world Serbia like he’s a walking milkbone. ARF!
Don’t waste your time, I’m doing you a favor like I did that werewolf Kim K. after I harpooned her on the beach one sunday afternoon: here’s your stamped walking papers – beat it and you ever come around here.

HALLE BERRY @ 04/30/2010 at 9:41 pm

@Mr. Giggles:
THE HERD (including rumored):
BIANCA
JASMINE
SHANNA (no sex confirmed)
KRISTI
ALICIA
PRIYANKA
BEATRIZ

NOT ONE of these backyard roadhouse rat-faced TRICKS has anything on ME, kids.
I wiped the floor (and gabriel’s a**) with all of them!
I will take my leave for the day as my posting here gives Nahla gas.
Until tomorrow, have a tube-steak and a smile.
HB

HALLE BERRY @ 04/30/2010 at 9:41 pm

Whoops ADD: LAURIE to that list of deadbeat losers! thanks!

man o man ….I wish the Habs had scored as much as Gerry did tonight!

Get your facts straight @ 04/30/2010 at 9:49 pm

@Spanky: Tell me about it! :(

Halle Berry!!! you’s fine.
go on with your bow legged self!
p.s. you missed jennifer aniston!

comicrelief @ 04/30/2010 at 9:52 pm

Stuck a fork in me I’m done!

You people need to stop making fun of his exs, even in jest. None of these girls were “rat-faced”! That’s just mean.

There’s a video on YouTube that has Gerry talking with Serbian Defense Minister Dragon Sutanovac..and the guy is TALL…Does any Serbian JustJaredite know how tall the guy is? Even Gerry remarked on it. I cannot get enough of this Scotsman. Wow.

@Get your facts straight: we will go cry in our beers, ..and hope for a better next time. I have you down in the hockey pool BTW.

Well look on the brightside, looks like we are the only 2 chicks on the thread tonight he ain’t scre.wing……..lol

Get your facts straight @ 04/30/2010 at 10:00 pm

@Spanky: LOL yeah, aren’t we the “lucky” ones.. *kicks dirt*

Bah, it’s only a game, we’ll get them next time! :)

Spoon & Fork @ 04/30/2010 at 10:18 pm

He is 6’2. I wore heels and I’m tall and when I stood next to him he was still taller then me by far. He is a nice guy. A bit “distracted” but nice all the same.

Tracey Carabello @ 04/30/2010 at 10:21 pm

@sukar:
If his exes weren’t so LAME we’d have nothing to make fun of now would we??
I don’t even want to know what a “rat-faced roadhouse trick” is…

New to JJ Posting @ 04/30/2010 at 10:36 pm

@Spoon & Fork:

Explain “a bit ‘distracted’ “….absent minded comments or having problems if sparkly objects are in the area?

@Spoon & Fork: gerry is supposed to be 6’2 right? which means if that guy is taller than G, G must really be about 6 – 6’1 tops

Man, this thread is not only boring, but the “attempts” at humor and/or trolling sound like something a 13 year old would say.
JJ is dying a slow death. The threads used to be funny. It’s kind of sad….

It’s everyone’s job to make this place fun. Why don’t you do something to make it fun instead of complaining?

LadyOfTheRings @ 04/30/2010 at 11:01 pm

@KyrieM:
Some months ago an IMDBer from New Zealand posted you had known Butler for years. It would make sense you’re his current girlfriend and in your posts you didn’t dismiss the rumor either.
Prove you’re not his gf.

New to JJ Posting @ 04/30/2010 at 11:09 pm

@LadyOfTheRings: I think Kyrie signed off for the night. And, how do you know the IMDBer was correct?

how do u prove a negative?

40 looking 50.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 11:21 pm

LMAO at this thread.

Gerry, I hope you’re reading it.

New to JJ Posting @ 04/30/2010 at 11:27 pm

@Fritz the Cat:

Maybe this THREAD is what he’s showing everyone on his cell phone.

“Get a load of this latest post, hahaha’

To Tell The Truth @ 04/30/2010 at 11:46 pm

For GH:
Scorrrrrre! Number Fourrrr! Bobby Orrrr!

curious cat @ 04/30/2010 at 11:50 pm

Well, I read all 400-plus comments (when I should have been doin’ somethiin’ else. Ah well.) Nothing to add except that yes he looks good, He’s starting to look MY age. :) The movie looks as if it might be damned interesting. I hope it is. Aimee, you hit a good onethere smewhere around #67 I think, I see Mr. Giggles is in witty form and it’s nice to see “old regulars.” Another thanks to yesssssss for all the info. I need to learn more about Serbia. I recall when the news was full of the civil war there and hope this movie does create some positive PR for the country. Happy weekend, folks.

Fritz the Cat @ 04/30/2010 at 11:59 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

*rolling* Yer probably right.

@KyrieM: KyrieM, it’s a good thing this board is anonymous. I know it’s fun, but some of these posters are nuts. I actually think they believe this stuff.

@HALLE BERRY: You may be a crazy lady, but I loved the “walking Milkbone” remark. Best of the day. Kudos.

@LadyOfTheRings: Kyrie, here’s another nut.

Verrrrrrrry interesting! Bizarre, but interesting. This thread has brought out a lot of high jinks today. Thank you all for a very entertaining day. Bizarre, but entertaining. I guess that’s what makes this place tick. And much appreciation, yesssssss for all your info.

It's time to say goodnight @ 05/01/2010 at 12:28 am

Jumping Jehovaphat, you peeps are nuts. But that doesn’t stop me from being obsessed with Butttttttllllleeeerrr. Now, I must sleep.

Just a hint @ 05/01/2010 at 12:39 am

Guess where Gerry is right now? I’m looking at him, and I’m sure not Kyriem. Now, back to RL. And, yes, that includes the hottest man on planet earth. Nut cases all around me. Like sure, I’m in bed with him. And you believe that, don’t you?

CanadaGirl @ 05/01/2010 at 12:42 am

When the h-e-l-l did he get back into shape. Lordy. That man looks fine when fit.

Tracey Carabello @ 05/01/2010 at 12:42 am

@Just a hint:

*cuing up twilight zone music*

@boring (loser poster) @ 05/01/2010 at 12:44 am

Sorry if I disagree with boring — I think you guys are flipping funny.
If boring thinks you guys are boring…why is he/she/it still here??
???

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 12:46 am

@Just a hint: Sorry but he is with me and we are romping and cuddling on all the antique furniture in his house! We are also eating cupcakes and downing pots of coffee, I know you all are jealous but you know the Gman….always wanting everyone to be happy so I may share if you are nice. NOT! but the facts are he is not wearing socks and we use both bedrooms!

Skinny Cow @ 05/01/2010 at 12:47 am

The posts here are my guilty pleasure…most of you, even you insane ones keep me coming back.
To the negative nellies like boring – what keep you coming back then???
.
Do yourself and your proctologist a favor and just GO – trust me I doubt the ladies here will miss you!
Thanks!

Spoon & Fork @ 05/01/2010 at 12:52 am

DISTRACTED meaning — you know how kids are kind of seemingly all over the place? That’s how he “seemed” just kind of…silly?
But not in a bad way.
He seems to like “hyper” women? Giddy silly crazy wild I ‘think’ he’s turned on by that kind of girl.
He’s a very very very YOUNG 40. That much is for sure.
And he is a hair under 6’2, but he is without a doubt closer to 6’2 than 6’1.
He’s a catch!
C

Fritz the Cat @ 05/01/2010 at 12:55 am

@hellotheregb:

And the couch… the kitchen counter… the dining room table…the shower….the porch…and then swinging from the chadeliers bellowing in his best Tarzan voice….”TIMBER!!”

Spoon & Fork @ 05/01/2010 at 12:57 am

WHAT the hell is a “tube steak?” Should I even ask??

Just a hint @ 05/01/2010 at 12:59 am

@hellotheregb: Oh nooooooes, not both bedrooms! And socks? I’m going to implode. Cuddling on the antiques is really what kills me. They are mine. That broken table in the kitchen was mine. We only used it once. But it was memorable.

bowel movement @ 05/01/2010 at 1:00 am

i wonder how many gerard has a day. hopefully its 2 or more, healthy.
janine

Just a hint @ 05/01/2010 at 1:01 am

OH LORDY,

Just a hint @ 05/01/2010 at 1:06 am

This is a fun place in which to escape. I really had a good time tonight. And, I needed some fun in my life. Thank you for playing along.

Question? @ 05/01/2010 at 1:14 am

@Comets:
“Gerry went to see a Gypsy band Black Panthers. He used to play a Gypsy, the Phantom in the Phantm of the Opera”
.
Do you mean this Gypsy band Gerry went to see in Serbia played in the phantom?
_________

http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/187509/Mislim
Can someone please translate this interview.

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 1:20 am

@Fritz the Cat: oooooooooooooLaLa I forgot about the chadeliers!

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 1:23 am

@Just a hint: Right back at ya! Come back and play soon!

PS sorry about the antique rug, you may have to replace it!

@Spoon & Fork:
“He is 6′2. I wore heels and I’m tall and when I stood next to him he was still taller then me by far. He is a nice guy. A bit “distracted” but nice all the same.”
.
how tall are you?

@sallyo:
“gerry is supposed to be 6′2 right? which means if that guy is taller than G, G must really be about 6 – 6′1 tops”
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That’s what I’m thinking he can’t be taller than 6 – 6′1 tops

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/01/2010 at 2:02 am

Wow, go away for a bit and BAM! it’s a free for all confessional of Gerry’s lovers. I keep missing all the fun.

So when he told me there were no others, you mean he was lying? No way? I guess I should have questioned the lopsided chandelier and broken glass on the floor, but we were so busy grinding in the shower. Dummy me!

So, Mr. Giggles, this c*ck cozy you made for him. Did you overestimate the size? *snort*

Spoon & Fork-If no one else want to bother. Tube steak is slang for c*ck. Sorry ya asked now?

Trying to figure it out @ 05/01/2010 at 2:08 am

@ Spanky and Get Your Facts Straight
Look on the brights side ladies – it was only game One. The Canadiens just finished with the Capitals and haven’t had a break; the Pens have had a few days off after whumping the Sens butts. So I am sure Game 2 will be better.

@Just a Hint
If I were in bed with Gerry right now I wouldn’t be posting on JJ – but there again if his 72 seconds were up I might need something to do.

@Mylona
When I saw the picture of Ralph I thought he was filming Planet of the Apes. He looks a bit Amish.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/01/2010 at 2:35 am

” we were so busy grinding in the shower. Dummy me! ”
__________________________________________________

LMFAOOO!!!!!!

You guys KILL me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6WopdC6nvw&feature=related
watch this video of gerard that his wife is pregnant and is happy, and his hands when he sticks out his tongue (a brad), and finally tattoo on his arm in the movie is a virgin with child, and the belly a “P” a pregnant.

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/01/2010 at 4:15 am

http://www.mod.gov.rs//PHPFotogalerija/galerija/prikaz_slike_cir.php?id_fotogalerije=537&rb_slike=10

Caption: No, no wait, Mr. Minister, I really am famous. Let me show you. Ah, yah, look at that one, great scot, lass nearly broke me back last night. And look, look at this one, that’s just the top o’er head, yah, ah she was great, Ralph liked her, too, oh and this one………I forget her name, whatever, man, they were great.

@guido:
WTF. Are you delusional?

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/01/2010 at 4:33 am

@guido:

I’m with ya man. I saw the shadow of Jim Morrison at the 2.02 mark, but I couldn’t make out if that was Elvis or Johnny Carson he was talking to. Did you see the little green men run across the bottom? Yeah, that was cool, huh?.

So, um, after your therapy and if you’re not busy later, maybe we can finish those crop circles. In honor of Gerry, and, well, your preoccupation with………

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/11/Cerne_Abbas_Giant%27s_phallus.jpg

Wow, I come back the morning after and look what happened… who said this place isn’t fun???
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@LadyOfTheRings: I even got married and pregnant during the night (sorry Guido but Jennifer Aniston is one of the decoys), so I don’t have to prove I’m his gf (WTF, how can you prove you’re not someone’s gf??) because I’m already at the next stage!!!
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@Fritz the Cat, hellotheregb and the Butler did it again
You guys crack me up!! If Gerry or his people read this, I hope they’re having half of the laughs I had yesterday, my sides are still hurting!!

lurking IMDBer @ 05/01/2010 at 8:05 am

@KyrieM: Kyrie, I’ve to admit it, you handled all this madness well,you never got upset and showed some sense of humor,I couldn’t have stayed that calm dealing with that troll. I read many of your posts months ago on IMDB and you rock!!!

Jasmine?Kristi?Violing girl? You were the best fake gf ever!!
I’ve seen your pics somewhere,u’re really prettier than some of his RL gfs.
Dont worry. Gerry’s loss IMHO.

what’s up with him showing everybody stuff he has on his phone??
it’s kind of gayish :S….

@Mermaid: haven’t you seen those hilary duff ads?? what do you mean by “gayish” young lady?
for all those curious, he keeps showing them a picture of him banging jennifer aniston saying “look, It was true all along!”. Just kidding. Its lolita in a santa hat. they just grin and bear it.

long time lurker @ 05/01/2010 at 9:55 am

KyrieM – thanks for the laughs. It’s nice to come here and get away from the general election :-))

@guido – what does Jennifer Aniston have to do with this thread or Gerard Butler? If there was anything Gerard has moved on and is bedding half the world now except for Aniston. I don’t understand your point?

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 10:04 am

@KyrieM: Thanks to you and your great sense of humor! we have a had a time this weekend. I hope G doesn’t mind our sexy or not so sexy fantasys.

The butler did it………..”Ralph liked her, too,” LMAO!!! I ssssooooooooo want to know what he has been showing his peeps on his cell.

New contest: What is G showing on his cell! Date with Butler if you guess correctly. If your wrong you get a date with Guido and get to talk about JA for hours and hours!

Spoon & Fork: sounds like you have seen our boy, stick around it is fun to get pleasant scoops about the Gman!

This Just In @ 05/01/2010 at 10:05 am

Guido thinks its Jennifer Aniston..or wishes it was..just ignore..Guido forgot to refill its med prescription.

I think G is showing them the donkey photo that King Giggles posted a while back and he’s in shock and wishes he was so hung.♥

Mr. Butler is so yummy yummy. Hope he takes his shirt off.
WTF, what’s up with my Ralphie? I totally hate that beard. Damn!!
You’re funny, now all of you date Mr. Butler hehe
Well, he’s a h.orny man.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:52 am

@Boo: In case this was not answered it was already posted the Serbian minister is 6 foot 5. They make some good basketball players in this region of the world – a few have made it to the NBA.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:55 am

@LadyOfTheRings: Now this is funny, sosoisaliar you believe everything on IMDB, that’s your first error in judgment.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:59 am

@Spoon & Fork: I believe six feet 1.75 inches is the official call at that site that determines if celebrities are as tall as they says since most esp the men tend to lie. Keeping in mind we can start to shrink as young as 40 but certainly 50.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 11:08 am

At the Cosmo Fun and Fearless event, Gerry is standing beside Terrell Owens so if you doubt Gerry is closer to 6 foot 2 you need to check that out, Terrell is 6 foot 3 and Gerry is just a shade shorter in the photos. They were the tallest men there with Nathan Phillion coming a close third and he is listed at 6 ft 1 1/2 in.

@yesssssss: I love Nemanja Vidic of Manchester United. He’s sooo hot.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/01/2010 at 11:18 am

@hellotheregb:

It’s probably that snippet of the Budweiser commercial with the horse far*ting …it’s making the rounds with my guy friends on their cell phones. Such a guy thing…burping and far*ting jokes are so hilarious . *rolls eyes*
BTW, I see you survived your night of passion. *wink*

lurking IMDBer @ 05/01/2010 at 11:36 am

@lurking IMDBer:
Thanks for your post, I saved it and put it on my cell phone, I’m gonna use it as an egobooster anytime I feel depressed!!!!!!!!

Gerry’s loss, ROFLMAO

*waves to the regs*

What’s Gerry proudly showing everyone on his cell phone? Must be the latest ultrasound pics of his and Jen’s baby. LOL

@masterkey: Yeah,he is so hot.I wish there were more guys here who look like him.:)))

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 11:49 am

@lurking IMDBer:

Oh……. thank you dear Sarah.
Thanks to post stuff in my place and, like it happened the last time, it’s bound to happen that the Gerard’s silly parade isn’t gonna end, EVER.

I’ve had enough, you’re not helping me at all to get out of it and, second, what you’re doing isn’t not really classy.
While we’re all laughing here, sooner or later someone could believe that LIE. I’m fed up.
I would be really grateful if you refrain from posting, here or wherever else. THANKS.

@Leslie51:LMAO I’m sure you will really enjoy your date with G…………uido! :)

@gossiphound:

Men lie about height and they lie about length.
.
I’m 6 feet tall. (6.25 if I’ve been to the chiropractor.) Guys will claim “6 feet tall” starting at 5’10″. It’s a f/cking joke. I’m surprised though… usually the ones over 6 foot are more honest about their height because there’s no need to not be. If a guy says 6’1″ or 6’2″, usually he is.
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BTW, I watched “Julie & Julia” last night and laughed my a/ss off at all the commentary about tall women. Wasn’t Julia Child 6’2″? and her sister was even taller.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 1:30 pm

I figured I’d post this question here because most of you have been following Gerry’s career much longer than I have:

What is a “life coach” and how long has he used one. Did he decide on one after his trip to India?

It’s a new concept for me. I’m familiar with classes on “life skills” but not a life coach.

Thanks!

cubedweller @ 05/01/2010 at 1:47 pm

@Tribe: I am a 6 footer as well, and I don’t think Butler lies about his height. Now if I could just stand back to back with him we could all measure LOL. He’s been photo’d with a lot of people and he towers over most of them. But he does tend to drag his knuckles when he walks, so that makes him look shorter. And he does what all of us tall peeps do when talking to a smaller person – he scrunches down.
@New to JJ Posting: Just my opinion, but in this case I think a “life coach” is another word for hanger-on, or toady, or maybe wild and crazy club chick herder.
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Hey JJrs – have a great weekend, all you crazy funny people.

kyriem=fraud @ 05/01/2010 at 2:28 pm

finally someone outed you!! are you enjoying Serbian weather?

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 2:30 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

I have heard about the notion of a life coach – usually a therapist who takes a bit more active role in helping you get your life in order but I now have visions of that guy who was life coaching Brian Wilson. That is more like con artist than life coach. Very easy in the entertainment industry to find a neurotic and/or drug addicted celebrity who will pay you lots of money to be their guru or life coach and instead you just make sure they become more and more dependent on you for everything and you’ve hit the jackpot, the motherload.

If you need to keep having a life coach, you need a better life coach. The whole point of therapy or a life coach is to teach you how to cope and reorganize your life for a finite period of time, so you can live life without a life coach.

Just as long as Scientology doesn’t get him.

@sallyo:

Sorry hadn’t seen them, i’ll refraise that: it’s kind of childish!!
( is this phrase allowed??)

Dark Scorpio @ 05/01/2010 at 2:37 pm

@gossiphound:

“Just as long as Scientology doesn’t get him.”
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so true!

@gossiphound:

everybody is speculating that he might be gay mabye the ‘life coach’ is a disguise for ‘boyfriend’??????
;)

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 2:47 pm

@Dark Scorpio:

Amen to that.

So, he needs someone to show him how to prioritize and stay focused?
Is that due to the ADD he mentions from time to time?

Damn. I can teach him how to do that sort of stuff. Just ask my boss.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 3:02 pm

Wow I found this article – Gerry HAS worked with the best accent coach in the business, Tim Monich. For the Bounty Hunter. The guy who got Matt Damon up to South African perfection. Fascinating.

http://www.inklingsnews.com/archives/5350

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 3:08 pm

Tim Monich does says that the hardest accent for him to teach other actors is a Scottish one and he explains why so you could see on the flip side why it isn’t easy.

Dark Scorpio @ 05/01/2010 at 3:15 pm

@New to JJ Posting:
I’m really hoping the life coach is Halli or his personal body trainer,. Other than those 2 people, I wouldn’t trust anyone claiming how they can help you “cope with life.”
Scientology has a way of insinuating itself when a person is most vulnerable. As Gossiphound said, I hope it doesn’t get him. But he did mention that he befriended John Travolta recently and that he wants to be a part of his group since Travolta has a plane and flies his friends everywhere. so let’s hope he’s not too friendly with Travolta that he becomes a scientologist.
I also heard that G himself wants to learn to fly and is planning on taking flying lessons. If he flies his own plane, that will increase his privacy – no more airport pix of him.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 3:24 pm

@Dark Scorpio:
I hope he’s not going to fall into their hands… Cruise seems a crazy man. I don’t know if Travolta is still so friendly with the scientologists after his son’s death.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 3:29 pm

@Dark Scorpio:

Re: Scientology
His friend Paul Haggis used to be an active Scientologist but recently parted ways with them. However, from what I’ve read about that group, it doesn’t sound like it would appeal to Gerry.

I also hope that it is Halli or his personal trainer and not someone making a living by not really helping Gerry get a handle on things.

redOctober @ 05/01/2010 at 3:40 pm

@gossiphound:

Thanks for the link. Very interesting. Learning another accent seems to be a very difficult task if you speak Scottish.

@Dark Scorpio:
let’s hope he’s not too friendly with Travolta that he becomes a scientologist.

…let’s pray it never happens…

i’ll say it again: matt damon had the best fake south african accent ive ever heard. gerry’s american accent is getting better but i still hear the brogue. Ewan McGregor is also good, i think and that brit who played the lead in kick-ass. he was flawless.

@Dark Scorpio: Yeah, Halli and stuntman Tim are examples for Gerry to follow all right – both look to be in their 40′s and neither are married or have any kids. Halli looks like a mental case himself and Tim looks like a partying suspect gay boy toy. Let’s hope that a Life Coach would have their own personal life together before trying to help others.

I bet when it was thought that Gerry was really ill, they all probably collasped like little ******* (Fry Guy, Ariel and Freddy).

Dark Scorpio @ 05/01/2010 at 4:27 pm

BTW, what does everyone think of Ariel?
He gave G one of his first breaks in a movie he developed, and G has said he is one of his closest friends. However, we don’t see him around G as much. Maybe he has a full-time g/f.
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Is Tim his personal trainer?

Is ariel still making films? maybe he’s getting on with his career. did that camel short win awards?

Love the G-man @ 05/01/2010 at 4:36 pm

I am new here and I know who Ariel and Fry Guy are but who is Freddy?

Love Gerry so down to earth and humble but do feel he would benefit from a proper relationship with a woman just sayin. for what it is worth. also I think Jen and gerry are made for each other if only he would commit. do not hate me for sayin only a thought.

masterkey @ 05/01/2010 at 5:15 pm

I believe Ariel dates Olga Fonda – who knows if they’re still together.
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Tim Connolly’s his personal trainer.
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I dont know who Freddy is.

masterkey @ 05/01/2010 at 5:27 pm

@daffodil: Jen’s a lonely woman who desperate to catch a guy and make a baby with him. Gerard likes partying, night clubs, new woman every night. Dont see him with Jen, making babies, sorry…

his gf is here @ 05/01/2010 at 5:39 pm

@daffodil: he has already a gf and she’s here,reta**d. The ugly aniston was a PR move for the bounty hunter

redOctober @ 05/01/2010 at 5:57 pm

…where’s our faithful yessssss today?

…any news from Belgrade ? …no pics? : (

@Love the G-man:

Freddy is Freddy Bosche a sometime actor who is a friend of G’s. He was in Fuerzabruta in NYC awhile ago. That’s the show where a lot of water is splashed around by people on stage. (Remember the photos of Gerry standing up by the stage, I think with a raincoat? Anyway, that was the show he was attending, and Freddy has/had some part in it.

Poor guy, there is a photo of him at Gals with Framalamading kissing him on the cheek.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 6:29 pm

@his gf is here:
Stop with the idiotic presumptions, whoever you are…

@Old Mia:
But Framalanading is still on his tracks? :D

Gerard may get himself a part time piece of **** while he’s in serbia (who could blame him?) but when he leaves, her a** is good as gone TRUST THAT.
Gerard did not bring anyone with him here to Serbia. Sorry nice try.

Love the G-man @ 05/01/2010 at 6:45 pm

@oldmia

Is Freddy gay or straight? I don’t think the G-man is gay but he does seem to have a lot of gay friends.

@masterkey:
Jen is not desparate I like Gerry but from observer point of view his lifestyle is very shallow it is his life to live good luck to him but i feel his life would have more meaning with a proper relationship btw I am not a jenhen.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 6:47 pm

@Justina:
Gerard did not bring anyone with him here to Serbia. Sorry nice try.
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How do you know that? Here we go again with the girlfriends circus?

G's women @ 05/01/2010 at 6:48 pm

@masterkey:
If he was serious about settling down Jen could be a good choice. Since he’s not serious about settling down, no woman is a good choice at this point.
However, sometimes even when a guy is not ready to settle down, he meets someone that intrigues him enough and continues to intrigue him and keep him interested so that he’s not bored, she can land him. But it’s a hard job, most women just give up pretty early because they can’t handle him. A girl has to have as much endurance and determination as he has. Probably meet him on his level and fight fire with fire because he’s a tough nut to break; give him a taste of his own medicine.

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 6:53 pm

@G’s women: Mr. B. is already settling down.he doesn’t want people know about it,that’s all

G's women @ 05/01/2010 at 6:55 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:
who did he settle down with?

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 6:57 pm

@G’s women: a Scottish lassie who lives near his mommy.

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 6:58 pm

G said he loved all women, can’t live without them, want to have as many women as possible. With a view like that how in the world is he able and willing to settle for just one woman? Some men are born nest builders and some are wanderers. Gerry’s heart is on the roam. With so many HW couple breakups he just might be doing himself a favor not marrying.

watching gamer. for some reason its easier to take on the small screen. those epilepsy inducing fx must be to blame.

@Love the G-man: I don’t know anything about Freddy other than what I wrote. Alan’s gay, we know that, and Ariel is straight. Some of his other friends are single, but whether they are gay or not…who knows?

G's women @ 05/01/2010 at 7:05 pm

@Old Mia:
Is pete his body trainer gay?

This Just In @ 05/01/2010 at 7:06 pm

masterkey/guido..please take your meds.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 7:07 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:
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Sure, in fact he’s showing my pic to everybody on his cell phone… I told him not to do it, but he’s such a childish guy… he usually gets all emotional about the little things!!!
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An advice: Whatever you’re smoking, stop it….

@springfield IL: Couldn’t have said it better. Agree 100 percent. I think right now he’s committed to his career and making money for himself and Evil Twins. As much traveling and working and ‘socializing’ as he does, I don’t think there would be any room for a relationship at present. He’d be shortchanging himself and his partner if he tried right now. There are a few solid marriages and relationships in H’wood, but even some that have appeared to be good have ended up in divorce court.

Just a thought here… I just watched an old movie, called, “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir” It has Rex Harrison as the Ghost of the captain. One of my favorite movies in fact. If any of you have seen it, you’ll know what I mean maybe, but I thought G would be great in that part if they ever decide to do a remake of it. He’s got the beard and sorta looks a little like Rex Harrison. Those of you familiar with the movie, I would be interested in your feedback. If you haven’t seen it, great love story with a ghost if you can believe it. :)

This Just In @ 05/01/2010 at 7:15 pm

No, Gerard did not take a woman to Serbia with him but I flew in at his request. KyrieM back off. I told you before you are and will always be just a short fling to Mr.Butler. You may have met his mother but that means nothing to him…a lot of other women have met her too but she knows whos special to Gerard and who isn’t…your not special.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 7:16 pm

@Tonto: I’ve seen it but I don’t think Gerry would be great in it.. I don’t know but I can’t think yet of any actors who could replace Rex Harrison, he was great and classy.

Tonto…I remember the Ghost and Mrs. Muir..there was even a tv show of the same name which I loved. Was angry when they took it off the air..♥

@Tonto:

I really like ‘The Ghost and Mrs. Muir.’

I can also see him in some of Errol Flynn’s swashbuckler movies. (I wish he was in Robin Hood instead of Russell Crowe.)

Another movie I’d like to see him in would be a remake of ‘Somewhere in Time,’ the one with Christopher Reeve and Jane Seymour.

Oh, there are tons of way older movies I could see him in! LOL.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 7:21 pm

@Tonto:

Tonto: Totally agree about “The Ghost and Mrs. Muir”. Who do you see playing the widow?

@kyriem u’re a liar

I’m puzzled. Mr. Butler is a grown-up. Why on earth would he care to hide his true love in the Highlands? Do a few random rabid fans really impact his personal choices. He’ll still be a marketable actor attached/married or not. Correct?

Why on earth would a girlfriend/fiancee need to be secret.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 7:25 pm

@Old Mia:

Somewhere in Time…YES! But who would play the Jane Seymour role?

yesssssss @ 05/01/2010 at 7:41 pm

@redOctober: I am sorry but there is no news today.It is a holiday and newspaper want be published until Tuesday so it may be the reason why there is no news about GB.I will keep you informed as soon as I find something new.Don’t worry!

This Just In @ 05/01/2010 at 7:41 pm

And by the way KyrieM, I erased the photos on his phone of you and him. And leaving your panties behind was not cool…I burned them in the fire pit in the back yard of his house in Serbia. Go cry to his Mom, she won’t care.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 7:42 pm

@This Just In:
I’ve no intentions to back off at all… I’m the official gf, it’s time for me to get out of the closet… It has been already a nightmare going around in Mexico, Barbados, Brasil, Haiti without being seen.. now he’s in Serbia alone and do you think to be more special than me?? Heck no…
I’m flying tomorrow to Belgrade… I also fed up with the damn dog, anytime he’s somewhere I get the dog… heck, she doesn’t get along with the ducks and she’s giving me a h**l of a time….

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 7:46 pm

@This Just In: And by the way KyrieM, I erased the photos on his phone of you and him. And leaving your panties behind was not cool…I burned them in the fire pit in the back yard of his house in Serbia. Go cry to his Mom, she won’t care.
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oh wow wow..wait… You did.. WHAT??? How do you dare to erase my pics on his cell phone?? He was so proud of them, he was showing our pics to everybody… you b!!tch

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 7:46 pm

I totally agree with you guys. Hollywood needs to stop making superhero/comic book movies and produce some remakes of the old time classics. Oh to think all the roles Gerry could play with that classic look of his… yummers.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 7:48 pm

@the real KyrieM:

*grabs popcorn and a soda*
I LOVE this show! hahahahaha!

*calls Gerry on his private cell and tells him to log into JJ for some giggles*

@New to JJ Posting:

Hmmmm. NOT JA! LOL. I’d have to think on who would have Seymour’s role. Somebody who is kind of the same type?

The role I really was sorry to see slip away for him was Laurent in Therese Raquin. I don’t know why they shelved that production. It’s such a dark book, G would be perfect. He does dark and brooding very well!

See you all later.

This Just In @ 05/01/2010 at 7:50 pm

KyrieM…he’s not alone in Serbia..if you come here I will kick your a*s..I don’t mind sharing him but I have had it with you..just because he gave you a ring and you take care of Lolita means nothing. You don’t know him like I do.

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 7:51 pm

@New to JJ Posting:
his fans no,his management yes.there’s a reason why he’s followed by them everywhere.

Get your facts straight @ 05/01/2010 at 7:53 pm

@springfield IL: I agree about the superhero/comic book movies. But I disagree about remakes. There are too many of those as well and usually not as good as the originals. I find there’s a major lack of originality in Hollywood at the moment. Surely there has to be some good scripts being sent to production companies. Or maybe they are so set on always promoting the same writers and directors, they push the new blood aside.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 7:54 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:

I don’t follow…the management team needs him to appear to be aging Lothario instead of a mature man in a stable relationship?

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 7:55 pm

@Fritz the Cat: “BTW, I see you survived your night of passion. *wink*” A night of passion? more like the am because my man must troll the nightclubs for strange before he makes it home!
_______________________________________________

@Leslie51: LMAO! yes you have won the date with Gui________o! have at it!

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 7:55 pm

@This Just In:
Look, the ring means something, f*/ck… and Lolita, I’m gonna bring her with me, so you have a nice toy to play with… she’s a pain in the A$$ anyway.

video of gerry in serbia http://www.mod.gov.rs/#video
chose the last one or the one that says the location shooting at the 2:40 mark
now at some point gerry tries to reach for his phone to show the minister a picture – im assuming its the one of the dude with his face tattooed on his arm because gerry tells that story directly after- but he doesnt have his phone on him –>the pic he shows him later must be when he gets his phone.
mystery solved!

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 7:58 pm

@New to JJ Posting: the aging lothario sells movies,the married man doesn’t.simple as that

Get your facts straight @ 05/01/2010 at 8:00 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar: Wrong. Married men do sell movies. Hugh Jackman, Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, and the list goes on and on and on…

This Just In @ 05/01/2010 at 8:01 pm

KyrieM..till we meet in Serbia Bi*ch!

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 8:01 pm

@sallyo: you’re delusional.the stupid two posters here who seem joking are telling the real truth,too ugly for you to accept it?

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 8:02 pm

By the way Gerry’s women behave here on JJ they can all take a page from Mormon wives. Live peacefully and respect each other in the bliss of sharing your man Gerry. No in-fighting and bickering. The girls afte KyrieM should treat her as the proper head of the club and pay tribute to her each day. After all she holds a special place in Gerry’s mommy’s heart and the last thing you want is for her to playing the back-stabbing games. So there.

what a f….jackass. i dont know what i saw in him. I had a secret affair with him for 2 years and without warning he dumped me.

dont get fooled by him

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 8:04 pm

@Get your facts straight: talented married men sell movies.his looks are fading,getting married now isn’t a smart choice for him

@kyriem u’re a liar: lol wtf are you talking about?

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 8:11 pm

@This Just In:
You won’t have to wait for long, catching up with you tomorrow… First thing I do, Lolita ends up in your arms so she can bite your a$$ instead of running after my poor ducks. Second, I have to smooch the Gman… nighty nighty darling, Scottish lassie goes to bed!!
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@kyriem u’re a liar:
Try to go in one of those shops where they print the t-shirt you’d like, use one with the Scottish flag and have this quote printed on it “I went to Scotland and the only thing I got as a souvenir is this lousy shirt and a kick in the a$$ by Gerard Butler’s gf”
Eh? ;-)

realitycheck @ 05/01/2010 at 8:14 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar

Sweetie, not to burst your bubble, but if there really is a woman in the Highlands who fell for that b.s. about keeping their affair a secret for the sake of his career, than I feel so sorry for her. She must be so in love she can’t see the elephant in the room. Or maybe that should be FWBs in the room.

i would so do him

G's women @ 05/01/2010 at 8:15 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:
how do you know al this? How do you know kyriem even met G?

@the real KyrieM:

yeah right you REALLY KNOW HIM–OH PLEASEEEEEEE WHAT A *****

realitycheck @ 05/01/2010 at 8:19 pm

CD @ 05/01/2010 at 8:03 pm

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what a f….jackass. i dont know what i saw in him. I had a secret affair with him for 2 years and without warning he dumped me.

dont get fooled by him
*****************************

Why was it a secret affair?

@bcooper: bradley cooper – is that you?? ;-)

@realitycheck:

you all are liars and b……..

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 8:21 pm

@Get your facts straight

Agreed. Hollywood is so clubby and it seems nepotism is rampant. Everyone is out to protect his/her buddy’s job. This kind of environment kills creativity.

HW is very liberal and yet very conservative as far as picking scripts. When money is on the line nobody wants to take a risk. As a result we get these franchise movies, movies with predictable story lines and lame remakes. Coriolanus is on some level what you may call a remake, revisionary and somewhat risky. We’ll see how the audience receive it.

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 8:24 pm

@gossiphound: “Idris Elba does such a good American accent even Brits forget he is a Brit” I first saw him in “The Wire” and he was fantastic!!!! I did not know he was a Brit until years later. His accent was impeccable. Love this actor. He and G (mr. One Two) were great together and I hope they make more movies together!

Lets hear for a remake of “Lethal Weapon”!!

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 8:46 pm

@CD:
Even if I knew him, I wouldn’t go around telling everybody, I find that kind of behaviour totally disgusting. By the way, maybe you linked your post to the wrong poster.

the real KyrieM @ 05/01/2010 at 8:48 pm

@springfield IL: The girls afte KyrieM should treat her as the proper head of the club and pay tribute to her each day. After all she holds a special place in Gerry’s mommy’s heart and the last thing you want is for her to playing the back-stabbing games.
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ROFLMAO!! You made my day with your post!!

@G’s women:
I agree with you it is none of my business really I love Gerry but I think shortly he will be getting little long in the tooth for that lifestyle You can be single without clubbing all the time.

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 8:59 pm

@G’s women: i’ve seen their pictures.don’t be fooled by what she’s saying here.great couple,both goodlooking and great PR,both of them

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 9:01 pm

AUFIDIUS

O Marcius, Marcius!
Each word thou hast spoke hath weeded from my heart
A root of ancient envy. If Jupiter
Should from yond cloud speak divine things,
And say ‘Tis true,’ I’ld not believe them more
Than thee, all noble Marcius. Let me twine
Mine arms about that body, where against
My grained ash an hundred times hath broke
And scarr’d the moon with splinters: here I clip
The anvil of my sword, and do contest
As hotly and as nobly with thy love
As ever in ambitious strength I did
Contend against thy valour. Know thou first,
I loved the maid I married; never man
Sigh’d truer breath; but that I see thee here,
Thou noble thing! more dances my rapt heart
Than when I first my wedded mistress saw
Bestride my threshold. Why, thou Mars! I tell thee,
We have a power on foot; and I had purpose
Once more to hew thy target from thy brawn,
Or lose mine arm fort: thou hast beat me out
Twelve several times, and I have nightly since
Dreamt of encounters ‘twixt thyself and me;
We have been down together in my sleep,
Unbuckling helms, fisting each other’s throat,
And waked half dead with nothing. Worthy Marcius,
Had we no quarrel else to Rome, but that
Thou art thence banish’d, we would muster all
From twelve to seventy, and pouring war
Into the bowels of ungrateful Rome,
Like a bold flood o’er-bear. O, come, go in,
And take our friendly senators by the hands;
Who now are here, taking their leaves of me,
Who am prepared against your territories,
Though not for Rome itself.

This excerpt is from Coriolanus, the original play by Shakespeare. After he was chased away by his fellow Romans, Coriolanus went to seek shelter and colaboration with Tullus. Can anyone find a little bit of man-love between Coriolanus and Tullus Aufidius after reading this speech by Aufidius? Words like entwined arms and going down together in dreams, etc. What do you think?

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 9:04 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:

Hmmm…you’ve seen photos of Gerry and his secret/hidden girlfriend?
How is that?

The only reason Gerry isnt in a relationship is bc he cant handle it. The playboy image is always a sign of immaturity and fear.

Hey, keep Gerry’s bi tch slapping soap opera going ladies. You’re entertaining the masses here. Be careful though, some loser may think it’s the real thing. You make it sound so realistic. (;

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 9:07 pm

@springfield IL:

Interesting excerpt…do you think Ralph and Gerry would be bold enough to explore this?

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 9:09 pm

@New to JJ Posting: because the b!tch after one year couldn’t keep it for herself,thanks to aniston always all over him,friends thought he was cheating her with miss fabulous at 41,she started freaking out it wasn’t only a PR game for them

@ Kyrie u’re a liar

Emmm sweetie the Delaware State Hospital for the Insane just called, they said your inmates were missing you…..they made sure your bed stayed warm…

http://www.blacksheepancestors.com/usa/delaware_insane.shtml

Don’t miss “KyrieM u’re a liar” in Shutter Island 2 premiering this fall… Inmate number 69….

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 9:13 pm

@Tonto: it’s the real thing.they want all of you believe it isn’t.they’re protecting the b!tch,i’d bet the infamous regulars here are with her.
they know all his gfs are turned into shreds on boards

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 9:16 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:
But under what circumstance were you shown a photo of gerry and this secret/real gf? If she freaked out and posted it somewhere…didn’t HE flip out?

justsayin' @ 05/01/2010 at 9:18 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar: Someone should have told Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Mel Gibson, Clark Gable, Tom Hanks, Harrison Ford, Alan Ladd, Jimmy Stewart, Henry Fonda, -and nearly every other extremely successful male box office draw who was married and it didn’t affect their appeal to the audience. All of them were top of the heap in their time.

Johnny Depp, Clint Eastwood, and Kurt Rusell were in committed relationships (if not married here and there) and they remained very successful too.

If Gerry needs to pretend he’s a lothario when he’s really married or a “good guy,” to get butts in seats, then he’s scraping because it doesn’t matter if you’re a good actor and your films are good.

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 9:19 pm

@Mylona:
sure i’m the insane and the liar here now.when some girl comes here bragging to be gerry’s gf you bash her saying she’s nuts,when someone else tells you the truth, nuts anyway,right?

justsayin' @ 05/01/2010 at 9:23 pm

@the real KyrieM: He said he “relied on his church” to help him through the loss of his son. He’s still tight with them. Gerard has made a lot of friends who are scientologists, so I wonder how long before we see Tom Cruise propose to him – or maybe try to make him look like his bestie, like Tom does with his recruits (Will Smith).

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/01/2010 at 9:25 pm

@justsayin’: tell butler,not me.i know you’re perfectly right.
@New to JJ Posting:
they’re not posted anywhere,don’t be so naive.i live in glasgow.i’m off,it’s getting late

redOctober @ 05/01/2010 at 9:25 pm

@yesssssss:

Thank you dear girl! It’s a holiday here too. You’ve been doing great, posting photos and links , keeping us informed about the last news.
Hugs!

@KyrieM u’re a liar

ok ok ok…you found out the truth, you have outed it us all, we’re all inthis conspiracy together… you see KyrieM promised that if don’t rat her out, she’ll share some that hot piece of ass of his with us… We have ulterior motives you see..

Ok this **** is crazy..I’m off clubbing, nighty night ladies

and KyrieM don’t forget to take 2 ounces of each of this before bed like the doctor prescribed: always make sure the dosage is right : )
And don’t worry, that psychosis will go away in No time!!!

Butyrophenones

* Haloperidol (Haldol, Serenace)
* Droperidol (Droleptan)

[ Phenothiazines

* Chlorpromazine (Thorazine, Largactil)
* Fluphenazine (Prolixin) – Available in decanoate (long-acting) form
* Perphenazine (Trilafon)
* Prochlorperazine (Compazine)
* Thioridazine (Mellaril, Melleril)
* Trifluoperazine (Stelazine)
* Mesoridazine
* Periciazine
* Promazine
* Triflupromazine (Vesprin)
* Levomepromazine (Nozinan)
* Promethazine (Phenergan)
* Pimozide (Orap)

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 9:30 pm

Since NON of you asked I am going to SHARE………How did I hook up with Sweet Cheeks you asked? (that’s what I call him, he prefers that over Gerry or Gerard) Anyway, I am the “secret true designer” of his pad in NYC. Just call me Decorator w/Benefits! thats DWB to you all! WE are working on the second story of the loft, you know the “REAL BEDROOM” the one that counts. I will be done in my taste no any of yours. However, you may put in a few of your own ideas, since Sweet Cheeks likes everyone to be happy.

justsayin' @ 05/01/2010 at 9:30 pm

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN: He looks like a pipsqueak next to that guy. Did you see the size of his head? Their Defense Minister’s head is larger than Keith Oberman’s. I didn’t think that was possible.

Edited because of the typos…

@KyrieM u’re a liar

ok ok ok…you found out the truth, you have outed us all, we’re all in this conspiracy together… you see KyrieM promised that if don’t rat her out, she’ll share some of that hot piece of ass of his with us… We have ulterior motives you see.. You know how Gerry likes Orgies!!

Ok this **** is crazy..I’m off clubbing, nighty night ladies

and KyrieM u’re a liar don’t forget to take 2 ounces of each drug before bed like the doctor prescribed: always make sure the dosage is right : )
And don’t worry, that psychosis will go away in No time!!!

Butyrophenones

* Haloperidol (Haldol, Serenace)
* Droperidol (Droleptan)

[ Phenothiazines

* Chlorpromazine (Thorazine, Largactil)
* Fluphenazine (Prolixin) – Available in decanoate (long-acting) form
* Perphenazine (Trilafon)
* Prochlorperazine (Compazine)
* Thioridazine (Mellaril, Melleril)
* Trifluoperazine (Stelazine)
* Mesoridazine
* Periciazine
* Promazine
* Triflupromazine (Vesprin)
* Levomepromazine (Nozinan)
* Promethazine (Phenergan)
* Pimozide (Orap)

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-24/#comments#ixzz0mjPNdo8g

redOctober @ 05/01/2010 at 9:33 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

@springfield IL:

…do you think Ralph and Gerry would be bold enough to explore this?

It sounds really interesting. We’ll see.

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 9:34 pm

@New to JJ posting

What would your answer to your own question be?

The passionate speech from Aufidius’ lips sound a lot like he is talking to his lover doesn’t it? They fought each other on many occasions and Coriolanus beat Aufidius each time. To Aufidius out of their rivalry he grew a special respect for Coriolanus, a love of comradery, a brotherly love, an almost lover’s love.

justsayin' @ 05/01/2010 at 9:34 pm

@Mermaid: Let’s hope it’s not his ‘naked with a sock on’ photo the Philadelphia blogger talked about. The question is whether the sock is a ped or a tube sock. I’m guessing bobby sock.

hellotheregb @ 05/01/2010 at 9:35 pm

Someone thumbs downed “Idris Elba” wtf?

@Old Mia: Maybe that’s why he got sick.

@kyriem u’re a liar: If you were a funny troll I’d like you.

G's women @ 05/01/2010 at 9:43 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar:
“i’ve seen their pictures.don’t be fooled by what she’s saying here.great couple,both goodlooking and great PR,both of them”
.
So, are you saying he’ll only marry a Scotish lass?
why don’t you post those pix so we can all see the proof.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/01/2010 at 9:43 pm

@springfield IL:

I think that a bromance between them could exist on some level…but this sounds lusting. Like the power and sexual energy have merged. The passion for a cause and physical desire all balled up into one drive?

@realitycheck: She was ashamed to tell anyone, but her 12 step program required her to do it now.

cubedweller @ 05/01/2010 at 9:52 pm

@Tonto: I too have always loved “the Ghost and Mrs. Muir”. It’s one of my favorites, and one we always watch at Halloween. And I think Butler would be awesome as the Captain, with his true Scottish accent. How about Emily Blunt as Mrs. Muir? Someone younger, but very classy and proper. My only fear is they wouldn’t do it justice. But I can see this as a remake with better special effects for the ghost.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 9:58 pm

@sallyo: Ariel’s IMDB credits are rather slim, just saying.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:02 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar: Do you realize how idiotic you are, given Gerry spends what 2 weeks a year in Scotland max how is that settling down. At most if there is a Scottish lass that lives nears Mom she on the roster not exclusive.

Why do I engage the troll? I guess I just can’t go over the stupidity.

cubedweller @ 05/01/2010 at 10:05 pm

10 p.m. Serbian time: “Hello, Mum? It’s your son. Who? No, ya wee daft woman – your OTHER son, Gerry. I know it’s late, but an awful thing’s happened. Some of me girlies have found out about the others and a right bloody kerfuffle has broken out. Yes, her, and her, ya her and … her too. No, they don’t know about her yet. Yes Mum, I know you told me this would happen, and o’course I didn’t listen. Ya best lock up, because the one that lives near you has right p!ssed off some of the others and they might come by lookin for her. If you hear a wee bit of shoutin and ya see flames shootin up in the woods – best call for help. Yes Mum, I know this wouldna happened if I just settled down with a nice girl. But Mum, I canna help it – I don’t LIKE the nice ones. I like the dumb ones, and the bubble-headed ones, and the cheap and easy ones. And, if I settled down, TMZ wouldna play my little song anymore. OK Mum, just keep the doors locked. Bye for now – kissies!

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 10:06 pm

Conquer and be conquered, body wrestling, the image of sword, more rapt heart upon seeing Coriolanus than his wedded mistress, homoerotic much?

Now I wish Ralph has had better makeup artist to make Coriolanus hotter instead of being ape-like. To explore this theme (homoerotic) it would be better if both of them are hot males and so far we know Gerry’s Tullus Aufidius is hot.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:09 pm

@kyriem u’re a liar: Now that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, the aging lothario brings in more box office than the married men. You better check the box office numbers because methinks a lot of married men A list actors bring in a lot of box office. Does the name Tom Hanks ring a bell to name just one?

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:11 pm

Okay I just figured it out, my bad, kyriem u’re a liar is just someone putting us all on because no one could be that stupid, not even guido.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:15 pm

@springfield IL: Certainly the two men have a love hate relationship because they do respect each other as adversaries, that is clear throughout the play.

cubedweller @ 05/01/2010 at 10:17 pm

Ralph looks good here – not like Dr. Cornelius from Planet of the Apes.
http://30ninjas.com/blog/ralph-fiennes-coriolanus-blog-day-on-set-fists-and-batons-flew-stunt-men-were-thrown-all-over-the-street
Maybe he was dressed up to play someone else – a dual role perhaps? I’m not familiar with the story, so I’m totally guessing.
Lose the beard and the homoerotic thing might work. I’m really starting to like this movie (heh, heh, heh).

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 10:20 pm

@cubedweller

LMAF big time. Yes someone please call Gerry to log on to JJ to read this and he will get a kick out of it. too funny.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:20 pm

@New to JJ Posting: I like that analysis, there is clearly envy at play here as well. If Ralph wasn’t looking so billy goatish be interesting to see that line pushed. But it seems to me in many of Shakespeare’s plays as well, bromance is nothing to be ashamed of.

Dark Scorpio @ 05/01/2010 at 10:22 pm

@justsayin’:
“If Gerry needs to pretend he’s a lothario when he’s really married or a “good guy,” to get butts in seats, then he’s scraping because it doesn’t matter if you’re a good actor and your films are good.”
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It’s not the butts in the movies seats that he’s worried about, it’s the huge number of phannies he has that has him worried of losing. He loves the idea of being in women’s dreams and he knows that once he is attached, most won’t dream about him anymore. I think that’s the reason he keeps the lothario image alive, even when he knows it might damage his chances of meeting a good decent woman he can settle down with. In the past, even when he had real girlfriends he kept the lothario image alive. But there was a price to pay; it damaged his relationships.
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@justsayin’:
“Gerard has made a lot of friends who are scientologists, so I wonder how long before we see Tom Cruise propose to him”
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I’m sure they’ll propostion him sooner or later and often, However, you can’t convince him to do anything that easily. He’s mind is pretty much set on most issues. These people thrive on weak-minded people, but despite all his faults I don’t see him as mentally weak, except when it comes to his sexual needs, of course.
Anyway, let’s hope that what i’m saying is true; I hate to see him as a
fu/cked up sceintologist.
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@redOctober:
What holiday are they celebrating in your countries?

@girlfriend: Thats Freddy Bosche next to the girl

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:23 pm

@justsayin’: There are rumours Travolta does blame the church for his son’s death but this church like all cults does not let its flock leave easily. I still can’t believe this cult ever got official status as a church. Roll in that tax free money Scientology.

gossiphound @ 05/01/2010 at 10:29 pm

Tom Cruise may have already propositioned Gerry for all we know, wink wink. Is it just me or are the tabloids getting a little to close again to the line on Cruise’s sexuality given he does have his lawyers pursue this stuff very aggressively? I am just going by the headlines on recent tabloids, some about a sex tape?

@Dark Scorpio: Gerrys slvttiness isn’t an image it’s who he really is.

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 10:35 pm

http://www.gerard-butler.net/gallery/d/124486-1/06.jpg

Would Tullus fall for this Coriolanus ? Maybe this is when Coriolanus is down and out and hasn’t shaved for a few months traveling from Rome to where Tullus is located.

Dark Scorpio @ 05/01/2010 at 10:36 pm

@girlfriend:
LMAO, that must be her – the love of his life. He really looks so in love and happy. In fact, never seen him so happy.
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@gossiphound:
Don’t say guido was stupid. He/She were enlightened – they finally figured it all out.
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cubedweller @ 05/01/2010 at 10:38 pm

@gossiphound: If Wee Tom wants to get with Butler, he better bring his little stepladder.

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 10:45 pm

There is a way for Gerry to lose his fans — join in the Scientology. Has joining Scientology helped anyone’s career? Not Tom, not Travota, not Will Smith. Not Kirstie Alley.

G doesn’t get married for one reason and one reason only..he’s a manwh*re..why should he get married when young, stupid, celebrity status seeking ho’s are a dime a dozen and crawling all over him..they are a manwh*re’s dream.

springfield IL @ 05/01/2010 at 11:02 pm

Maybe when his d*ck has trouble rising he will consider settling down? or he is an irreclaimable sl^t?

Viag*a for his di*k and yes to irreclaimable sl*t..cannot beleive I got flagged for the medicine that helps a man keep it up and could not post the whole word..jeez JJ get with the real world..grow up..

Dark Scorpio @ 05/01/2010 at 11:11 pm

@springfield IL:
spot on!
@CJ:
That’s also a factor.

I can’t believe that someone would actually think that Gerry’s gf posts here. Unbelievable.

I can’t believe that someone would actually think that Gerry HAS a gf. Unbelievable.

@springfield IL:

Reading those lines, I’m just trying to imagine G pulling off all that Shakespearean dialog. It will be interesting.

Regarding Ralph’s look: I’m sure the beard and straggly hair are for some part of the story when Coriolanus is at the end of his rope … but couldn’t they have done a better job with the makeup? Instead of glorious leader beaten down, he looks like a character from a bad Amish horror movie (I’m channeling an old movie, Deadly Blessing, with Sharon Stone and Ernest Borgnine) or Planet of the Apes. Butler on the other hand looks fantastic. In some historical accounts, Coriolanus almost beat Tullus to death in hand-to-hand combat at one point in their history. Tullus’ soldiers had to pull him away to stop the whole thing. Now looking at these two, what’s wrong with that picture…?

Get your facts straight @ 05/02/2010 at 12:17 am

@Old Mia: From what I remember from the play, Coriolanus isn’t such a good guy. I think Ralph’s appearance might want to emphasize that side of the character. He betrays Rome by joining his ennemy, Tullus, in his quest for vengeance. Then, he turns his back on his new allies and betrays them as well. He ends up being killed by Tullus.

Cubedweller, You are right, I wonder if he could pull off the captain in Mrs. Muir. Too many remakes these days don’t seem to live up to the originals. Rex Harrison was a class actor in his day and G needs to get his act together pretty quick or lose what’s left of his credibility. I think he could do a lot if he could focus on his craft instead of his crap.

Interesting stuff tonight in between the girlfriend cra@p.

Yes, some of those married actors as mentioned here did fine as leading men. But, they starred in different kinds of roles and in different periods of Hollyweird. Jimmy Stewart was just great in his movies. But, not exactly sex on a stick. (Bell, Book and Candle is my all-time favorite movie.)

However. And, I’m going out a limb here. Butler’s first appeal is sex, handsome and sexy. He could read the yellow pages of the phone book and some would just be talking about the various colors showing up in his his eyes.

Clark Gable, Errol Flynn, Henry Fonda, Tyrone Power, Gary Cooper, etc., had that same appeal for some. Yep, those guys were married, and married and married and married again. What the heck, let’s go waaaaay back in history to John Barrymore and his Jr. (Drew’s father). They may as well have been single. Women thought of them as available. Same can be said about William Powell back in the dark ages. And, Mel, well, we all know that story.

Kudos to Butler for remaining single in an industry that creates infidelity.

@Tonto: Rex Harrison was another manho. He may have been a good actor but his personal life was squat. Has anyone here read the Hollywood Babylon books?

Dark Scorpio @ 05/02/2010 at 1:13 am

@A Fan:
“Kudos to Butler for remaining single in an industry that creates infidelity.”
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I agree too. Better to be single than married and cheating. He should marry only if he knows beyond a reasonable doubt that he can remain faithful to his wife. Otherwise, he’ll just ruin his reputation. Reputation of lothario is better on any given day than the reputation of a John Edwards, Tiger Woods or Jessie James, just to name a few of the recent lowlifes out there.

What a hoot @ 05/02/2010 at 1:19 am

Lurking here, I never thought I’d find a place today where anyone EVER would talk about old Hollywood. Read Goodnight Sweet Prince. It’s about John Barrymore. So enjoyable. If you like Hollywood history.

Hollywood Babylon, now that’s an eye-opener. Butler is just an innocent baby compared to that sh#t.

A Fan, True, maybe they have more in common than I thought. At least Butler hasn’t married and strayed like many others in Hollyweird as you say. He just strays here and then there and then over here as well. He may have left a trail of broken hearts in his wake, but no alimony payments or child support that we know of anyway. I still think he’d make a fabulous Captain Gregg.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/02/2010 at 1:30 am

@A Fan:

GB reminds me very much of Rudolph Valentino without the tragedy. Same sort of magnetism….same sort of devoted fan following. Almost cultish, if you will…

Tonto, I loved sexy Rexy in “Ghost and Mrs, Muir. He talked to her like he was slowly removing her clothes. I don’t think there was ever an actress as beautiful as Gene Tieney. Viv Leigh came close, but Gene beats her, IMO.

@Tonto: True. @Dark Scorpio: I’m not sure why some think he should be in a relationship to be a fullfilled person. He’s dealing with a lot in his life. He doesn’t need some girl hanging on to make his life better. He’s pretty good and financially positioned. After that … I’m coming after.

I remember the Sexy Rexy stuff as a kid. I can actually remember being in the market with my mom and seeing Confidential on the shelves. (Telling my AGE HERE) Mom always told me Confidential was for people who were sort of dumb. 40 years later … There’s this Gerard Butler person……..

@Yep:

True, being in a relationship doesn’t mean you are happy.

athousandpieces @ 05/02/2010 at 2:11 am

Wow..I really don’t know what to say. He looks good! lol Just when I think he can’t look any better…he does it again! I don’t really care what he looks like..I can always find the upside to him…but wow, I don’t know what to say! lol

@springfield IL:

Interesting excerpt…do you think Ralph and Gerry would be bold enough to explore this?

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-24/#comments#ixzz0mkLIInyp

Ralph Fiennes produced and starred in ‘Coriolanus’ on stage a few years ago. I remember reading somewhere about someone seeing this production and saying that Fiennes did actually focus on a homoerotic relationship between Marcius and Aufidius. Maybe in this movie we’ll see some real man on man action between Ralph and Gerry, gloriously naked and sweaty, with lots of sexy tatts. I think I’d like a better look at the one on Gerry’s chest peeking out under his shirt LOL.

This movie will need a big boost at the box office IMO. I wouldn’t mind betting Ralphie has a few surprises in store for us.

@springfield IL:

Can anyone find a little bit of man-love between Coriolanus and Tullus Aufidius after reading this speech by Aufidius? Words like entwined arms and going down together in dreams, etc. What do you think?

Not to mention all the unbuckling, f/isting and “into the bowels.” No wonder they all wore tights back then.

kyriem u're a liar @ 05/02/2010 at 5:41 am

@G’s women: i can’t post pictures i don’t have.ask kyriem and not me.
@Dark Scorpio: you’re the only one here who understood the main issue: -It’s not the butts in the movies seats that he’s worried about, it’s the huge number of phannies he has that has him worried of losing. He loves the idea of being in women’s dreams and he knows that once he is attached, most won’t dream about him anymore. I think that’s the reason he keeps the lothario image alive, even when he knows it might damage his chances of meeting a good decent woman he can settle down with. In the past, even when he had real girlfriends he kept the lothario image alive.-
don’t worry,i’m not coming back.i think i made my point clear,now you can laugh at it as much as you like,don’t care.i laugh a lot more at your stupidity.carry on.kyrie you won,enjoy Mr.B while all these ret*ards laugh at my expenses

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/02/2010 at 5:51 am

@justsayin-Took a 2nd look, yes, Minister’s head is big. Wonder what else is bigger? I’m guessing baby b*oty for G’s sock, non? Poor Gerry.

As for the man-love theme. Well, after much analyzing and debate with Shakespearean scholars, English Lit professors, poets, astrologists, tarot card readers, speech therapists, guido, various trolls, etc, we concluded……after several vaporizer b*ng hits and m*th laced cookies, this……………..

During one of their fights, Tullus Aufidius, suffering from tremendous pain and drooling from just having several teeth pulled, yelled out “Coriolanus.” Unfortunately, Marcius, unaware of Tullus’ recent dental visit, mistook the drooling saliva as lust and and the swollen tongued, side-mouthed, slow-spoken slurred proclamation of his name as “c um in me ol’ an*s.” Although quite shocked at this declaration, Marcuis decided, well, when in Rome……and so he did. *snort*

All about G @ 05/02/2010 at 6:16 am

@kyriem u’re a liar:
heya, if it makes you feel better,I believe you. I always knew he had one here and I don’t get why JJers keep thinking she’s locked in a Scottish cottage in the Highlands,perhaps acknowledging the truth is hard for GB phannies.You just don’t see her in the big picture,but she’s always there.It’s a lie to think all the pics we see in the tabloids are ‘stolen’,they’re approved by his PRteam,be sure you won’t see her until they want she’s seen by us. Regarding the fact she’s posting here, hey folks, there’s something called ‘laptop’and you can post on JJ from anywhere!!

@All about G:

What about violin girl, arcade girl etc? What woman would agree to being hidden like that? He doesn’t need to go as far as pretending to “date” women just to keep his Scottish girl happy. I think he is single and enjoying it. Besides, like some people here said, he spends a maximum of two to three weeks a year in Scotland, is that all the time he spends with his girl?

I like the idea that he has a nice homey girl from his own country, but the concept just doesn’t add up.

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 6:48 am

I just watched some news on one of Serbian TV channels and there was Sandra Perović who was one of the DJ in Plastic where GB was.I turned on the channel maybe a little too late but I heard that she said that GB brought two badges.Those badges were selling some charity organization to help children.Because I turned it on a little bit too late I didn’t understand what is the aim of this organization but apparently GB helped by buying those badges.I hope that it is true and that he again showed that he is willing to help everyone who needs help.There is no articles about this on the Internet.

All about G @ 05/02/2010 at 6:56 am

@sukar:
I don’t think he has to go to Scotland if she’s always with him.I worked on a film set years ago,I know how all the PR teams work.Do you think he’s a problem for Mr. G Butler to kiss random girls in the streets when he fakes having sex on a set?Mmmmm
Admit it, you can’t know the truth so any assumption could be the right one.

redOctober @ 05/02/2010 at 7:01 am

@Dark Scorpio:

What holiday are they celebrating in your countries?

In Argentina it was Workers Day , yesterday.

@All about G:

I don’t claim to know the truth but why does he need to fake kissing a random girl on the street? I mean there are plenty of men who are single who don’t behave like that.

There is no girl in Scotland. As romantic as it seems, I doubt very much that there is any truth in it.

redOctober @ 05/02/2010 at 7:14 am

@Dark Scorpio:

@A Fan:
“Kudos to Butler for remaining single in an industry that creates infidelity.”
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I agree too. Better to be single than married and cheating. He should marry only if he knows beyond a reasonable doubt that he can remain faithful to his wife. Otherwise, he’ll just ruin his reputation.

Absolutely agree with you both!

the real KyrieM @ 05/02/2010 at 7:53 am

My previous comment is awaiting moderation??
Again?
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This has gone too far, for real.
If some of the regs are around during the day, please… I have something important to tell you. Thanks.

As Gerry's World burns @ 05/02/2010 at 8:00 am

TO THE REGS:
FYI Miss. K was really blocked from posting. If you wanna have a laugh go chat tonight.

you guys this thread is weird, I don’t know what to make of it anymore. between G’s true love from Scotland, his endless harem coming out and the man on man action in Coriolanus,,,,,I’m lost

wow. i thought things were getting tedious before with @sosoisaliar. now i have to trawl through pages of it!
thanks to whoever posted the corialanus speech – very homerotic and no denying that. you cant compare the lust/love you had for your wife to another man without it coming of as gay.
i dont see why dzerard should have trouble with the dialogue. he’s done the play before and thats his job afterall. i’ve decided i dont like gb in romantic comedies at all. im looking forward to this one.

Love the G-man @ 05/02/2010 at 9:43 am

I have seen the play twice. In one version that I saw in high school, the homoerotic elements were not emphasized or maybe I was so naive I missed it. But in a more recent version, you could cut the sexual tension with a knife. I think since this is a more modern version you will see Fiennes and the Butler play up the homoerotic elements.

This will likely give more fire to the rumors that Gerard Butler is gay. This was one of the first roles he played. Could it be one of the reasons for the rumors about his sexuality? Maybe he played the homoerotic elements too well back in the day?

I am not saying he is gay just making a point about the play.

hopefully they dont shy away from the subtext. unfortunately with recent films like i love you phillip morris, homophobia seems to have affected its release – not in the UK mind you.

tell us the truth @ 05/02/2010 at 10:34 am

@the real KyrieM:
is he gay or not? You seem the only one who knows.

hellotheregb @ 05/02/2010 at 10:51 am

@the real KyrieM: What’s up? why are you being blocked?

springfield IL @ 05/02/2010 at 10:53 am

@ Love the G-man

I tried to read the original play which I have to admit not an easy task. From what I gathered it’s about the downfall of a tragic figure with character flaws. There are more scenes about his interactions with fellow Roman officials and his mother than with Aufidius. That excerpt I quoted is the only indication of any homoerotic theme, which burst on the scene quite suddenly without any building up to it. Coriolanus’ arrogance causes his chance to become a tribune and his perceived image as a traitor by Aufidius causes his life. I guess one can say Aufidius has him killed not only because he betrays the Volscian army but most importantly he betrays Aufidiu’s love.

Very interesting to see how faithful Ralph would be to the original play and how much he is going to explore this theme. I hope Gerry will do a good job annunciate those Shakespearian words which are hard to understand to begin with to grab the audience’s attention.

From I know he only played a member of the assmbly with no speaking part back when he just started acting. I doubt playing Aufidium in the movie would make people talk about his sexuality more than they already have.

@springfield IL: interesting to see how ralph has translated the story – are we even sure its being done in verse?
its a modern take, afterall.
as for gb and enunciation – as long as its not in an american accent im sure he’s more than capable. there was something shakespear-like in 300 and i think that was one of his best performances.

springfield IL @ 05/02/2010 at 11:22 am

@sallyo

For me I hope he won’t regress to his heavy Scottish brogue like in TombRaider II and his earlier work. I really had a hard time understand him. As bad as his American accent goes at least I can understand what he is saying. I can take a mix of English and Scottish accent with no problems. He is already a mumbler at times and the Scottish accent just accentuate it.

Good question about the movie being in verse or not. I hope it’s in modern English but I read somewhere it’s in original Shakespearian language. Not sure about that.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 11:47 am

@Old Mia:

That confrontation comes in the very beginning of the play. Clearly that is the Coriolanus we have seen in the army gear from the set, he looks quite masculine there, they probably have to do some tricks to make Ralph look taller though……..but if you’ ve seen Sparatcus you don’t have to be tall to slay a giant, hee hee.

@springfield ive never found him hard to understand – much worse accents out there but I guess thats because i live in the UK. I wont suggest you watch ‘a young persons guide to becoming a rockstar’ his accent in that was much thicker …and everyone else’s was probably much worse (to your ears). lols

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 11:59 am

@All about G: Well then she is a girlfriend with no self respect and she has our pity. I think that any woman who is going to be the secretive girlfriend that silently puts up with all his wanderings until he is ready to stop would also have to be the type strong enough to not hang around fansites and gossip sites.

If she is lurking around here, she not that secure clearly and you’d have to wonder just where her head is at. I have known for a fact that the girlfriends and wives of rockstars have lurked at fansites and groupie sites, yes hard to believe it but there are groupie sites, Babe Buell was an honorary member of one, to find out what their husbands and boyfriends are up to, because many fans and groupies spill their more sordid alleged encounters with some band members online and a few of them have caught some flak from the little women and others have just made their MO more secretive.

@kyriem u’re a liar: Really, you were trying to make a point with those endless girlfriend posts? You could have fooled me. Glad you won’t be posting anymore of them…at least that’s what you say.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 12:03 pm

@Love the G-man:

Gerry did not have a major role in the play Coriolanus – he was one of the minor characters. And as I believe he got a spear in the eye.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 12:07 pm

@springfield IL:

My guess is a lot of the extraneous scenes with Roman officials are going to be cut down or totally eliminated because Ralph said he wants an action packed movie, I mean he hired the team from Hurt Locker to be his camera crew, and therefore the scenes with Tullus, which are the core of the movie will remain relatively intact. And it makes perfect sense if you want a shot at commercial viability.

I did read that Machine Gun Preacher is going into what they call presales at Cannes and it is the one film they believe will have no trouble at all with presales because of Forster, Butler and the storyline.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 12:10 pm

@sallyo: Ralph is keeping the language of Shakespeare. He has stated so several times in interviews. Ralph would not commit blasphemy.

springfield IL @ 05/02/2010 at 12:11 pm

@Gossip, Yep he got a poke in the eye by a stick — one shining example he likes to give about how hard and dangerous an actor’s life is.

How do I put this?... @ 05/02/2010 at 12:16 pm

@gossiphound:

ITAWY.

I don’t know if there’s a “hidden” gf or not. But if there is, and she’s just sitting idly by watching him finger (“Butler”), lick, snog, grope, tongue, etc anything with an ounce of estrogen, while publicly pronouncing he’s “single,” she’s not a smart/confident woman, but just the opposite. There’s flirting and then there’s Butlering. Whole. Other. Level.

Others can play into “Scorpios crave independence” yarn, but if they read further in, it usually also says they’re the jealous/possessive type and give, then expect the same level of exclusivity when they are ALL IN a relationship.

?!?!?!? wtf @ 05/02/2010 at 12:18 pm

@hellotheregb: My guess is: she can’t answer you.That troll probably stirred some heavy sh!-t.
I love his Scottish accent and I hope he’s not going to lose it, even if it’s more difficult to understand for americans.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 12:26 pm

The only woman that we know travels with G all the time is his new assistant, the blonde woman who look like she is probably 35 – 40 years old. She was on the beach in Rio with the gang and the mystery chica.

@gossiphound: cannes sales last year were horrendous from what I remember. hopefully this year they’re better.

who edited the hurt locker? they need THAT guy. I guess ralph had that cameo in hurt locker to get some contacts for his movie? loved that film – except i dont think they needed ‘freckles’ in it.

glad they’re not blaspheming, as you say. the story sounds more intriguing this way.

springfield IL @ 05/02/2010 at 12:28 pm

Ok I am a willing participant in yesterday’s farce of the dog fight among Gerry’s gfs. I want to make it clear that I did it all in jest, sorta “tongue in cheek”. I think everyone knows it…..right? Everyone knows it’s all for a joke and for fun. I am sure KyrieM would agree. Have to say this so some newbies or someone just jumping in won’t take it all too seriously. IT’S ALL A JOKE.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 12:31 pm

@How do I put this?…:

Well I believe this is not exclusive to Scorpios. Men who are players are usually not happy about allowing their women to play the same games, not even just flirting with other men, undermines their image of course, even though they have no moral authority to make any comment but since they can always find women who will play by their rules, they just dump the women who don’t abide by them.

cubedweller @ 05/02/2010 at 12:57 pm

@springfield IL: Wait – someone actually took that seriously??? Oh come on – it was totally a joke. What happened to KyrieM? She really got blocked? Someone has no sense of humor – I smell a conspiracy yet again LOL!
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@How do I put this?…: “There’s flirting and then there’s Butlering. Whole. Other. Level.”
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Agreed. I say bleeecch when Butler brags about what a flirt he is. He may think he’s being a cute charming bad boy, but I’m waiting for some tough, self-respecting babe to pop him one right in the kisser. The applause you hear will be mine. His brand of smug oiliness is eye-rolling in a teenager. But it’s just plain revolting in a middle-aged man.

When talking about Coriolanus, I keep getting this impression of what Baz Luhrmann did with “Romeo + Juliet” when he modernized it and filmed in Mexico. It’s been so long since I saw that movie, but I remember many little details… the Shakespearean language… the gothic religious imagery that is so Mexican… the pistol with the name “rapier” engraved on it… the drag queen scenario with Mercutio (whatever happened to that actor? God he was fantastic in R+J)… the portions acted out on an abandoned theater stage on the beach… I loved it.
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I thought the cinematography in “Hurt Locker” was extraordinary. Very intense. I’m looking forward to Fiennes rendition.

to the Glaswegian troll @ 05/02/2010 at 1:18 pm

Even if you’re right, why were you so interested in this? Did you get any advantage for exposing another poster to this unwanted attention? The only thing you got is that you sent another poster away from this board, perhaps that was your goal from the beginning?!?! She never claimed to be connected to Butler in any way, thanks to you ret**ds now another sane poster stopped commenting here.

They should put all of Gerard’s rabid fangirls into an asylum and throw the keys into the deep ocean. Personally, it would be a great satisfaction to see the Kyrie poster marrying him, I’d bet all of you old hags and members of the motherships would commit suicide out of envy. You’re all mental.

springfield IL @ 05/02/2010 at 1:27 pm

I bet KyrieM at one point joked she was Gerry’s true love hiding in the Scottish Highlands. Lo and behold some simpleton took it to heart and came here for the purpose of “exposing” her. You never know who is reading these posts and they might just hit a nerve once in a while. Laughable but true.

hellotheregb @ 05/02/2010 at 1:39 pm

@springfield IL: What is going on? If anyone could read the Dam.. posts they would KNOW IT WAS JUST PLAY!!!!

one poster starts in on Km for no reason, so it was turned around to stop crazy rumors and just to play. people are wack. KM I hope things are ok. and I can see that it is useless to have any fun around here.

I’m glad ‘u’re a liar’ has said she’s leaving. She didn’t add anything to any discussion with her tedious posts. If she’d kept it to one or two times, it might have been tolerable, but she went on long after it had lost any semblance of humour. But, I don’t think she was even trying to be funny. Others obviously were just joking around, having some fun, but she was either perverted or plain nuts. IMO.

@Frankly,: she wasn’t trying to be funny, she wanted to expose K. here telling a stupid lie. That troll knew it was bad to bring ‘that’ attention on someone, the word ‘girlfriend’ in Gerry’s fandom always causes some stir, true or false it doesn’t matter. Gerard’s phannies are sick b!tch*s

redOctober @ 05/02/2010 at 2:14 pm

@sallyo:

gb and enunciation – ……………….. he’s more than capable. there was something shakespear-like in 300 and i think that was one of his best performances.

…….indeed the parts with dialogue and monologue were amazing in 300, I see no problem there for Butler , he can be brilliant if Ralph let him use his body language and expressive face…this is the kind of role he’s most apt to interpret.
No more rom coms , please!

Question? @ 05/02/2010 at 2:16 pm

@gossiphound:
Do you have a picture of his assitatnt from the beach in Rio – we’d love to see her.

so we don’t really know what he’s doing in his house in Serbia. There must be lots of action happening over there. It’s peculiar that the pap don’t hangout outside the house to get glimpses of him and others entering or leaving. It’s almost assured that he has a temporary Serbian “girlfriend” until he leaves the country – the guy loves to get as many notches on his belt as possible.

Russell Crowe fan @ 05/02/2010 at 2:39 pm

@the real KyrieM:
Kyrie, don’t leave, don’t let them get to you. You’re such a lovely person, I’m following you from Russell Crowe days, don’t be discouraged by the attacks of these dimtwit*s and post under another moniker.

And in case you’re really dating that big bear with the tattoos in the pics at the top of the page, do us a favour: after he has calmed down and stops dating all the stupid models, post a pic of you and him smooching and flash your diamond ring.
The effect on the jealous fangurls should be worse than the deflagration of an atomic bomb. I hope you’re gonna kill as many of them as possible.

*STRENGHT AND HONOR*

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 2:45 pm

@Question?: Here is one there are better,
gotta go will find later

http://ego.globo.com/Gente/foto/0,,36453622-EXH,00.jpg

Fritz the Cat @ 05/02/2010 at 2:53 pm

*sigh*

Oh, for godsakes….

Kyrie, we have your back, no worries. Don’t let some slugs from your past screw up your fun here. It gives them power.

As far as G having a lovely companion (or two) in Serbia…to my mind, there’s no doubt he does. I wonder if he seriously enjoys any alone time.

*waves to my chummies*

to gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 2:59 pm

you are so very right! for all men, scorpios the most.

@to gossiphound: im not sure i believe all of this astrology stuff. i think you run the risk of reading the description of a typical scorpio and thinking that applies to dzerard. he might be completely different. his philandering is pretty much in line with what a lot men in his position would like to be doing.

Question? @ 05/02/2010 at 4:40 pm

@gossiphound:
Thanks. Yes, please find a better one when you get a chance.
I got to point out that she seems upset. Is it because she is a fwb and gets jealous when he hooks up? It’s just that a professional assistant (if she is one) doesn’t hang out in her bathing suit with her employer. Don’t you think?
I know there is much speculation regarding his assistants, especially since he gets new ones every year or so. Maybe he likes having intimate relationships with them. Did any of his assistants ever talk about what it’s like working for him? Now that’s an interesting read.

to gossiphound respound @ 05/02/2010 at 4:41 pm

well, this is just the way the scorpio justcomrs….scorpios are never different, honwey…..we are just what we are, just blunt and whatever…

Not all scorpios are the same, unfortunately you can’t generalize and put all signs in the same pot so to speak..

I’ve met many different types of scorpios but if you want to go strictly by textbook astrology, every scorpio (as all signs) is divided in different decans, every decan has their own individual traits and secondary ruler:

http://www.novareinna.com/constellation/scorpiodecans.html

I personally find that the ones that are harder to put up with and impossible are the first decan…

strenght and honor RC @ 05/02/2010 at 5:39 pm

Kyrieee!! remember Russell and act like him… “kyriem u’re a liar”, we’ll have our vengeance in this life or the next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 5:54 pm

@Question?: Hmmm seems someone does not like this particular subject matter. Two posts not going through.

truth and lies @ 05/02/2010 at 5:58 pm

@gossiphound:
his assistant isn’t his lover,stop bothering her

@Mylona:
what do you find that makes the 1st decan so much harder to put up with? Do you realy think there is a diference between all 3?

strenght and honor RC @ 05/02/2010 at 6:02 pm

@gossiphound: Maybe JJ doesn’t like the small talk about his girlfriends? OMG, that’s the reason they cut Kyrie down????

The first one are hardcore double Scorpios, very very Scorpionic, they’re hard people to deal with in general..The ones I’ve met (and don’t take my example as the norm, this has been my personal experience), I wanted to ***** slap some of them.. I’m not joking, you cannot reason with them,either you roll with their punches or you shut them out and move on with your life, for your own mental health and sanity..
the easiest ones are the third decan ( again personally speaking…)

I’m a fire sign and my chart is full of fire maybe that’s why I couldn’t put up with some of them..

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 6:06 pm

@strenght and honor RC:

There is a lot worse talk on this board posted on this board everyday – like the gay brigade. You never see the gay brigade getting cut off.

@redOctober:
That is rubbish the person has to want to stay faithful It is there choice Paul Newman never cheated on Joanne Woodward the Famous Q from him why would I want beefburger when Ive got steak at home says It all.

strenght and honor RC @ 05/02/2010 at 6:10 pm

@gossiphound:
That was my point, so what’s wrong with an assistant and an anonymous poster?

@strenght and honor RC:

There might have been some keywords that when monitored were flagged, that’s probably a rational explanation..There’s no conspiracy here.. if they were part of the set of keywords that are blocked then your post was flagged for moderation..

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 6:17 pm

Another minister visited set of Coriolanus.You can also see the video and there were no news about Gerry.This is Serbian minister of Police.

http://www.mondo.rs/s168518/Film/Dacic_na_snimanju_Koriolana.html

oh man – i guess if we don’t have some random he’s been photographed with then we literally just MAKE UP girlfriends for him? kyriem/his assistant/how bout Dora the explorer – she’s single and latina! maybe too short for him? I heard they were seen getting it on at the kids choice awards.

did someone really get banned??

and do you they put a permanent grease stain on his shirt so the sweat marks don’t change for continuity?
inquiring minds want to know.

@Mylona:
For sure, if you’re a fire sign, you have a hard time letting them control and dominate you, which is what they’re after.
Besides being controlling, I heard they are very sexual as well.
But all Scorpios are controlling domineering, manipulative, and yes very sexual. So I’m not sure there is a big difference between the decans.
Well, there you have it then. His Scorpio sign is another reason he doesn’t have a serious relationship with one lady. He’s too controlling and domineering and it’s really hard for modern women in this day and age to put up with that cr@p.

strenght and honor RC @ 05/02/2010 at 6:28 pm

@Mylona:
I don’t think there’s a conspiracy, that’s BS IMHO. But I’d like to know what really happened. Anyone knows?

@dona:

Very true, being a Leo I don’t like anyone telling me what to do!!

But you see to a Scorpio giving in a sign of weakness, and they DO NOT SHOW their weaknesses to ANYONE! I had a Scorpio bf once, he was yes super great in bed, but out of the bedroom we were not compatible.. I never gave in and since I’m way too independent, proud and direct, we had fights of ginormous proportions, I would flare up easily and forget about it just as easily but to him it was WORLD WAR 3, they will fight to the end… that was a serious problem ….they’re not easy people to live with..way too complicated, if you don’t have the patience, then don’t tread there.. ..But one thing is true, they are truly loyal friends and will do anything for those they love and they are always there when you need them and they never ever forget anything (good or bad) and usually KNOW what they want, no decisions they take are random.. but many time to their own demise they harbour resentments for far too long…

My current bf is an Aries.. we get along great….and my life is so much EASIER!!! LOL

@strenght and honor RC:

If KyrieM was blocked from posting it’s probably due to someone that may have send a complaint to JJ claiming her posts were inappropriate. She may have been blocked temporarily until the moderators clear things up..

Question? @ 05/02/2010 at 6:46 pm

@gossiphound:
well said
@gossiphound:
OMG. I mean, his entourage, including the assistant, Alan, and everyone else, are silent observers; they are there but they act like they’re not there – as if he’s alone with that Brazilian girl (whatever her name is). It’s mind boggling how he whispers sweet nothings into his conquest’s ears while his entourage is silently there.
OK, that’s how we know he’s not serious about a girl. Namely, if he takes her out in public like that, or when he spends time with her but in the company of his entourage, then it’s just a sham. Even if he had s*x with this girl, it’s obvious he didn’t intend for that relationship to go anywhere after he leaves Brazil.
Regarding the assistant, she is dress appropriate and just acts like she is not there. Maybe they’re intimate but she knows it’s just s*x and not to become attached, or it’s truly just professional. She does seem a bit unhappy with his non-stop carrying on though.
Gossip, if you have more pix, please post, I like analyzing this stuff.

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 7:02 pm

@redOctober: You’re welcome.Here is the link where you can perhaps download the video if you are interested.:)))

strenght and honor RC @ 05/02/2010 at 7:02 pm

@Mylona: It seems a more serious issue than that. She said “this has gone too far”, I don’t think she was moderated for inappropriate language.

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 7:03 pm

@redOctober: sorry no downloads but you have seen it anyway.:)

@strenght and honor RC:

Then I really don’t have an explanation.. logically speaking that was the only rational explanation I can come up with.. now if there’s more to it.. I wouldn’t have a clue to be honest…

Mr. Giggles @ 05/02/2010 at 7:05 pm

@Question?:
Here are all the pix from Rio …… analyse to your heart’s content
(click on image to enlarge)
**cheers**
-
http://lnx.gerryscorner.it/cpg133/thumbnails.php?album=659

@yesssssss:
we need interpretation.
@Mylona:
Yes, I heard they don’t admit it, even when they are wrong, because it’s a sign of weakness. It’s vey hard to live with someone like that. Sometimes, all a girl wants is for the guy to admit he was wrong and then move on. With a Scorpio, he neither admits nor forgives – so there is never any moving on.
Aries men are great. They’re very masculine and great in bed like Scorpios are, but without the rollercoaster emotions, grudge-holding, and intense power struggles. Quick to anger but quick to forgive. They go very well with Leos. I hope it works out for you with him.
BTW, in your situation, not only you’re a Leo, but also you have a lot of fire signs in your chart, which isn’t harmonious with his Scorpio nature. Your ex-b/f needs a girl with lots of water signs in her chart that can understand all that emotional intensity of his. Also, your ex needs to work on himself a bit and be cognizant of his shortcomings, which is very hard for a Scorpio guy to do.
So there we have it; a bit of a peek into G’s nature.

The vid ends just when G shows up. What’s up with that?

Question? @ 05/02/2010 at 7:17 pm

@Mr. Giggles:
Thanks, just what I needed LOL.

Very true about Aries men, they are a lot more breezy and happy-go-lucky than Scorpios, very passionate without the sting and emotional drama that many Scorpios can bring along in a relationship..
But you see Scorpios may need a weaker mate that will put up with them, but they may have a hard time respecting them.. they need to respect their mates and tend to gravitate towards stronger and more independent signs but not surprisingly they have a hard time letting go of that control even if it means the end is near..
They are very honest, almost to a fault but they will always make sure to withold any information that may compromise their position of power.
Also don’t expect them to open up about their deepest sorrows or regrets.. that will never happen unless they know you will never use that against them..

And they do alot of introspective analysis, probably more than any other signs out there, they know themselves all too well. They’re their worst enemy and critic. I’ve heard many stuff after our breakup through friends which were said in confidence by my ex, they do realize their mistakes but always after the relationship is over.

In the end, maybe the only sign that may be able to understand that complex nature of theirs may be their own: a Scorpio..

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 7:27 pm

@Dona: There aren’t many words as you can see.It is just stated that minister Dačić visited the set of Coriolanus and location is not precise,they probably didn’t want to discover where they were shooting.Minister said that this movie is a great chance to promote Serbia.And that’s pretty much it.In video they didn’t say much either.Minister asked Ralph Fiennes are his hosts Marko and Žika good?I think that Marko is a producer and I’m not sure who Žika is.It’s too bad that video finishes when GB appears.

redOctober @ 05/02/2010 at 7:33 pm

@yesssssss:

…do not worry! It’s OK!

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 7:37 pm

@truth and lies: Never said she was in fact I was trying to state that but the post would not go through.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 7:54 pm

@yesssssss: Is there an election coming up in Serbia, LOL.

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 7:59 pm

@gossiphound: No,but those two ministries helped movie by providing them people,guns,cars,buildings,etc.And their ministers seems very interested in making the movie.LOL But good point I must admit.:)♥

This Just In @ 05/02/2010 at 8:06 pm

Well KyrieM…I’m posting here because you left this morning before Gerard and I awoke..I know when you arrived in Serbia I kicked your as*..but I must say you were awesome in bed last night..I just want everyone to know that KyrieM and I have decided to share Gerard and we did last night and KyrieM..I had the best time of my life..I will take good care of Lolita and we will drop her off when we get back home..kisses(xxxx).P.S…you can keep the ring..

yesssssss @ 05/02/2010 at 8:07 pm

@yesssssss: *seem,sorry for my spelling and grammar mistakes it is pretty late here in Serbia.Good night all!

@This Just In:
What are you talking about??? I know this poster from other boards, and I knew she had a ring… Who are you then?

This Just In @ 05/02/2010 at 8:13 pm

Merlin..I don’t know who you are but this is between KyrieM and I…she knows what the ring means and that is all I have to say on the subject.
Stay out of it…

@This Just In:
BTW, leave the poor Kyrie alone and drop Lolita off.. in front of Framalandingong house. She will love to take care of her.

This Just In @ 05/02/2010 at 8:17 pm

I wouldn’t leave my pretend pet frog with Framalandingong..she’s a wacko..Lolita needs to be around people who love her, not those who would exploit her.

@This Just In:

Let me guess…. you’re inmate number 70?

this place attracts all sorts of creeps like flies to honey.. And here I thought about purchasing tickets to Cirque du Soleil, this is by far better entertainment and most importantly, it doesn’t cost a f****g penny!! LMAO

@This Just In:
Some of the trolls here made her be blocked, so she can’t answer you. Truth hurts. Leave her alone anyway, damn phannies here caused her a lot of pointless damage. Jealousy is an evil sin.

@This Just In:
I had just a picture of Framalandingong doing dirty things with Gerry’s pet. Maybe it’s better I go to bed.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 8:27 pm

@yesssssss:

The government is going the whole nine yards to help out this movie that is for sure, they are making a huge contribution along with the big premiere at the Belgrade Film Festival. Is it January yet?

I was just reading this week’s New Weekly gossip mag and Darryn Lyons, who is supposed to be a famous papparazi said that one of his pals overheard Gerry telling a director friend that “girls throwing themselves at you is not all it’s cracked up to be.” Lol yeah Gerry we believe you :)

@gossiphound:

Yeah, but I have a feeling that if they stop throwing themselves at him, he won’t be very happy.

@Mylona:
So true it’s a circus here everyday. I don’t know if any of these people actually believes that one of G’s is posting here and she is wearing his ring – LMAO!
@yesssssss:
Does it say when they were shooting? Was the shooting done today? BTW, thanks for all your hard work. It’s very nice of you to post any news as soon as it becomes available. It’s very much appreciated.
@Mylona:
“But you see Scorpios may need a weaker mate that will put up with them, but they may have a hard time respecting them.. they need to respect their mates and tend to gravitate towards stronger and more independent signs but not surprisingly they have a hard time letting go of that control even if it means the end is near.”.
.
I thought they liked weaker mates so they can control and dominate them better. That’s why they are attracted to water signs, which by nature are more submissive. For instance, Scorpio men are attracted to Pieces and Cancer, which like to be dominated. So you’re saying that after they dominate them, they won’t respect them anymore?
.
“Also don’t expect them to open up about their deepest sorrows or regrets.. that will never happen unless they know you will never use that against them..”
.
With a Scorpio guy that can take a very long time, which is, as you say, only for someone with lots of patience who can put up with it, and he never trusts that you would not use any information about him as ammunition for a future fight. No matter how much he loves you, he doesn’t trust and always thinks people (and even you) are out to get him. Therefore, the worst part about a relationship with a guy is when he doesn’t share his innermost feelings with you and you don’t really know how he feels about you. You kind of have to read between the lines and look at his actions to figure out how he feels about you. Therefore, Scorpios need someone emotional where both can take turns in opening up about their feelings, layer by layer, and have that strong emotional understanding where they feel more comfortable in sharing their feelings without worrying about getting hurt. Again, that makes Aries men much better suited for fire signs since fire are not very emotional.

The Physic Network is up and running..♥

Dark Scorpio @ 05/02/2010 at 9:28 pm

Best report of the day. Gossip, not only they might not be his type but also it gets old, day after day, to see women throwing themselves mindlessly at you. I think that men like a bit of a challenge and with girls throwing themselves at him, there is no challenge – it’s sort of a sure thing. So he complains about it, but as Zukar said, as soon as they’ll stop he won’t be happy. Trust him though, right now he feels smothered with all the girls falling at his feet. But the guy likes to complain too, so once he loses something he’s back wanting it again.
Where did we hear a similar report? I think in one of the parties before the Oscars. They were saying how he was at a place in HW where a parade of lovely ladies were coming to him without end and after a while he said to someone that he had enough of this and he’s leaving.

Well, Gerry’s phans throwing themselves at him is more like a stampede of wildebeasts, so it’s no wonder he’s complaining a bit. Now if it was a stampede of Brazilian supermodels, I’m sure he’d have a different opinion.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 9:36 pm

@Dark Scorpio:

It is human nature. To want what you don’t have but then be unhappy when you get what you wanted or what you thought you wanted – ye old Be careful what you wish for or you might just get it and then when it goes away you are back to square one.

Dark Scorpio @ 05/02/2010 at 9:36 pm

@@752:
Without a challenge, guys don’t respect a good thing when it comes their way. So Brazilian supermodels or not, they’ll also get on his nerves, but it might take longer, I’ll grant you that. LOL

Dark Scorpio @ 05/02/2010 at 9:39 pm

@gossiphound:
Oh the torment!

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 9:41 pm

@Dark Scorpio: Like a Shakespearean tragedy.

Peter Pec.ker @ 05/02/2010 at 9:42 pm

Sorry gals… just lookin for my friend Peter Pee.ner and wondering where the heck is the red one eyed snake tonight, still in Serbia?

How do I put this?... @ 05/02/2010 at 9:43 pm

This is cute little write-up about MOST of his planets. That ‘s what I mean about buying into astology. If you TRULY believe in it, you are supposed to take in the detail of the FULL CHART, not just sun sign, but moon, venus, etc. My cousin did charts (one of many trends she chased) and she says he’s VERY Scorpio, though (I think she said he has 3 or 4 planets in Scorpio).

http://www.philipgarcia.com/site/celebritypsychicpredictions/malecelebrities/gerard-butler_120.htm

How do I put this?... @ 05/02/2010 at 9:47 pm

This was my loony cousin’s favorite website, and here is Gerry-Baby’s chart reading (Warning: It is A LOT of reading):

http://www.astrotheme.com/portraits/P7rMh6c7jnAd.htm

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 9:47 pm

Like a dull actor now,
I have forgot my part, and I am out,
Even to a full disgrace.
Coriolanus, 5. 3

Peter Peener @ 05/02/2010 at 9:50 pm

@Peter Pec.ker:

Yo! Howzit?

Peter Pec.ker @ 05/02/2010 at 9:52 pm

wassup..told you this is the place to be sunday nights..wanna mix it

@How do I put this?…:
Very interesting. Gave you a thumb down by mistake – didn’t mean it. But gave you a thumb up in the next post. Thank you.

How do I put this?... @ 05/02/2010 at 10:07 pm

@Dalia:

I’ll try not to take it personally (sniff sniff)…

My cousin thought reading charts was just learning with the 12 sun signs, memorizing key phrases, and that’s it. When she saw how complicated and detailed it was, the lazy cow immediately lost interest. Did the same thing with tarot cards…

New to JJ Posting @ 05/02/2010 at 10:27 pm

1. I am so sorry that KyrieM isn’t posting anymore. She was a hoot!

2. I am a Scorpio woman and now I wonder what kind of drama would exist between Mr. B and I. Would we be whipping each other into an emotional frenzy…or “get” each other.

I did notice some of my own traits in those descriptions but don’t think I operate to some of the full degree his charts say he does.

I’ve had LOUSY experiences with Leos and Virgos…and tepid success with Libras…

New to JJ Posting @ 05/02/2010 at 10:38 pm

Another question…Youtube has a clip of Gerry’s first visit to Ellen DeGeneres’ show when he is promoting “Dear Frankie”. Why on earth was she so cold to him? She seemed to like him much better when he was on to promote TBH and HTTYD.

Did I miss something about her not liking him for some reason?

ha ha I knew “kyrie” and “liar” were one and the same, I have a very high IQ and can sniff “BS” out 15 miles away
- I just didn’t want to be the first to say it!
Yes, obvious and yes very very sad!
@IP Address:

Fritz the Cat @ 05/02/2010 at 10:50 pm

Yeah, I’m one of the hundreds who did his chart, too. His Venus and Mercury placements made me sit up and take notice. I dabble in astrology because it’s fun…BUT…a natal chart on someone just covers the basics. Because some of us may get a few insights on an individual does not mean we know the real deal.
I did someone else’s chart a year back but decided to leave “insanity runs in your family” out.

OK….to the majority of posters who’s eyes have glazed over…do you think MGP will in fact be filmed in Pennsylvania in June….or Michigan in July? Conflicting reports coming out. Eeeks!

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 10:55 pm

@IP Address:

So are you JJ then and have access to IP Address information or are you in fact the troll that started all this nonsense.

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 10:57 pm

@Justina:
@IP Address:

YAWN…………..

gossiphound @ 05/02/2010 at 11:04 pm

@IP Address: Well of course you can’t be an employee of this site because giving away that kind of information I am sure violates something. Then again did someone edit that post in the last few minutes. Hmmm.

hellotheregb @ 05/02/2010 at 11:21 pm

Hey according to all the asto stuff today G and I are a super perfect match!! I being CAncer and he being Scorpio! Well the charts speak for themselves so even though KM and the Serbian love are only short term. I am the one for the long hauL. tough luck ladies! I am in!

she is BOTH “Kyrie M” AND “kyrie ur a liar.” Talking to herself, pathetic and yes, OBVIOUS.
Don’t be so stupid people.
…………………………………………………………………………
Not true but if thats what you want to beleive then have at it..the rest of us know the real truth.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-31/#comments#ixzz0mplNfQdx

Fritz the Cat @ 05/03/2010 at 12:01 am

@hellotheregb:

Oh yes. You are one of the few signs who can return his intense, broody stare. Cancers are a wonderful match for Scorps. *kiss*

GH….thanks for being with me in the trenches tonight. *wipes brow*

for those who care about scoring in a different, perhaps more boring way, this is the Stanely Cup hockey pool as it stands……

Habs-trying, stinky, get your facts straight, Kitkat
Canucks-spanky, Kitkat
Bruins-gossiphound, Kitkat
Penguins-Old Mia, Kitkat
Blackhawks-Hellotheregb, Kitkat
Flyers-Kitkat
Sharks-Fritz!!!!!.cause i said so and i will MAKE you like hockey., Kitkat
Redwings-

have a good week jj’ers

hellotheregb @ 05/03/2010 at 12:37 am

@Fritz the Cat: Yeah!! were a match!
By the way I am just joshing! to all who can not play nicely.
__________________

href=”/2010/04/29/gerard-butler-coriolanus/comment-page-32/#comment-16899763″>Frankly,: Ummm? I really didn’t think she was doing something so bad. I have missed something? I am not aware of what goes on in the other websites but never notice anything out of line here with her. I am sure I am guilty of things I regret posting, we all are, but what did I miss here?

This is an anonymous board, right? So why would any anonymous poster be scared off? Give me a break. I don’t know you, you don’t know me. Why would I run away? Baby Beeejeeebus, nutty stuff.

Oh, by the way, just as an aside, completely out of context on this board, I love the Butler. Hottet thing on planet Earth.

Butler's chart @ 05/03/2010 at 1:05 am

@Fritz the Cat:
What do you think about Pieces and Scorpios – are they a good match?

Just a comment @ 05/03/2010 at 1:11 am

Don’t get me started on IMDb. They have dwindled down to a precious few. They either congratulate each other for being soooooo funny (full of hate), or dump on the newbies or fans. They don’t like being alone, but they also hate anyone with a different opinion. That’s one screwed up board. Agree with Gag, it’s all anonymous. Give them back what they put out. Enuffffff.

Purebullshit @ 05/03/2010 at 1:13 am

You’ve got it all wrong; there isn’t just one on this board…There’s two of Gerry’s lovers here..
YES…Brace yourselves, the truth is that Butler has met his one and only true love.. or maybe two…(insert individual interpretation)
His true soul mate is a HERMAPHRODITE named Bob-Bianna who is hidden away in plain sight.. (no pun intended)
You see, it suddenly dawned on him that they’re meant for each other because:

1. Since Gerry travels extensively, he knows that She-He will never get lonely, due to the duality of her-his nature.
2. Due to Gerry’s sometimes rumored sexual orientations (gay, straight, bi etc. ad infinitum) she-he can satisfy all 3/∞ in one.
3. Given his fondness for threesomes, she-he is more than happy to oblige and pleasure in more ways than one.

**DISCLAIMER: The above information is provided for NO educational/and or informative purposes whatsoever but purely for entertainment value and to prove how wildly ridiculous and PARADOXICAL rumors can sometimes infiltrate the JJ Butler board.

No insider knowledge of any sort is inferred concerning the use of these outrageous/fictional claims.

No scientific evaluation of these outrageous/fictional claims has been made.

These outrageous/fictional claims cannot be verified by any photographic evidence.

These outrageous/fictional claims are available for personal research and investigation. Individual results may vary.

American Hermaphrodite Humane Association (AHHA)- No hermaphrodites were harmed during production. : )

Dark Scorpio @ 05/03/2010 at 1:29 am

@Purebullshit:
LMAO
You should have saved this post for Aprils Fools, why waste it in May?

Purebullshit @ 05/03/2010 at 1:34 am

I had a flash of inspiration.. a month later, delayed reaction you see!! LMAO

Purebullshit LMAO! Way to introduce yourself. Hang around. We need another rational nut job here with a good sense of humor.

My hubby is a Scorpio and I don’t see any of the stuff that you guys are talking about, except him being stubborn.

Dark Scorpio @ 05/03/2010 at 1:49 am

@Purebullshit:
It shows the depth of stupidity of the “girlfriends”
Very creative. Kudos. LMAO big time.

Purebullshit @ 05/03/2010 at 1:53 am

I’m blushing.. thank you all

Fritz the Cat @ 05/03/2010 at 2:25 am

I feel another gushfest coming on. Take a look at this, kids!

Sweaty Gerry!

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2297/sweatygerry.jpg

@Fritz the Cat:

Usually I like him sweaty, but he looks really old here? Probably from all the partying.

Mr. Giggles @ 05/03/2010 at 4:05 am

I was looking for a pic of G’s hermaphrodite lover ….. and found this
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WARNING ….. viewing may cause instant heart failure .

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http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/moobs.jpg

@IP Address:
The IPs belonged to 2 people in Scotland. That doesn’t mean they’re the same person. Stupid.

@Frankly,:
That poster wasn’t ever booted anywhere. Sure she was plagued by a silly rumor from the beginning and that was the cause of her being disliked everywhere. Gerard’s Butler fans don’t like competition.
If she really was in all those places, it could make sense she was his girlfriend.

Love the G-man @ 05/03/2010 at 5:43 am

So who is Apple Core guy?

LOL!!!!!!!! @ 05/03/2010 at 5:49 am

@Frankly,:
You must be a nutty IMDBer for sure, have you ever heard of any Italians called Kyrie? ROFLMAO!!!!
I’m a poster on many Butler boards too, and the girl shared her pics of her whereabouts in the restricted areas, so she tells the truth.
She’s not a troublemaker, the old hags on IMDB don’t take “cool” very easily, lol They don’t like posters who are tougher than them, they’re a threat to their poor selfconfidence.
She’s a pretty and charming girl so I can understand why people are so jealous.

Fellow Cancerian @ 05/03/2010 at 6:27 am

@hellotheregb:
Honey, you’re not the only cancerian on this board. I bet this place is infested with cr a bs. (This place is about GB remember)

Sorry, couldn’t resist LOL.

When will he go back to the US? The news from Serbia is very slow for my Gerry hungry appetite.