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Gerard Butler: CHOKED While Singing

Gerard Butler: CHOKED While Singing

Gerard Butler hops on stage and sings his heart out while a mystery man playfully chokes him at a party at the Cinema nightclub on Monday night (May 10) in Belgrade, Serbia.

The 40-year-old Scottish stud has been in town to film his new movie, Coriolanus.

Last week, Gerry was spotted kissing a mystery blonde. He most certainly attracts a lot of attention from the women in Serbia!

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# 1

After hearing his vocals from this night… we all knew it was bound to happen. Rock on Butler. hehehehehe

# 2

Oh.My.God. the man is 40 years old. He needs to grow up…

# 3

Enough already..time to call it a day…♥

# 4

choked for singing – not a moment too soon in my book! LOL

# 5

Butler’s a trip. I think he’s great.

# 6

they’re trying to get him to shut up. he’s affronting their poor Serbian ears.

# 7

@Leia:
I agree he is nearly 41 years old time to wake up smell coffee I like Gerard but he is not in his twenties anymore GROW UP.

# 8

Even I’m getting sick of the Serbia stuff.

JJ, where is Butler now? Surely you’ve got people at airports. What more can be said about the wrap party, Martina, Blondie, etc.? It’s all been rehashed to death; and hopefully, it’ve over and done with.

# 9

How old is this guy, 40 or 20??? Maybe he has a drinking problem? Sure seems like he likes to party a bit too much, he often looks like he’s out of it (and he’s done lots of weird, impulsive things). Think Hollywood thought he would be the next A-list actor (doesnt’ have the chops for that, but they were touting him as that). But he acts like a frat boy. Very unappealing actor.

Plus he always looks in desperate need of a shower!! Yuck, likely smells of the party the night before.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/11/2010 at 4:24 pm

@Old Mia:

aha! This was the link I was trying to post when I got the “moderated” message on the last thread.

Mystery solved.

And, is he really still not drinking? Gerry, Gerry, Gerry. Why stand so close to the fire?

What a stupid title for your “story” JJ.

I’m tired of Butler and his clubbing.

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 4:42 pm

@Manny: After hearing his vocals from this night… we all knew it was bound to happen.

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HA!

Stinkylouise @ 05/11/2010 at 4:43 pm

THIS is the new thread?? The MGP news would have made more sense. Is that a red-head in one of the pics? He’s branching out.LOL!

LOL he def knows how to have some fun. and who am I to judge him? looking good Gerry

yesssssss @ 05/11/2010 at 4:43 pm

JJ stole my photos.LOL I’m just kidding.:))

bored with him @ 05/11/2010 at 4:44 pm

If his antics in Serbia are the way he acts while filming a Shakespeare movie, can you imagine how he acted after a day at work filming “The Ugly Truth”?

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 4:45 pm

@New to JJ Posting: It is very basic if you are trying to link to a new bunch of goss on Gerry and you can’t you got the next thread topic. I mean JJ bought the story/photos.

yesssssss @ 05/11/2010 at 4:48 pm

Andreja Kesić is a mystery man,he is the owner of the club.

anonymous @ 05/11/2010 at 4:48 pm

It’s amazing to me how in just a short time Gerard Butler went from an attractive, likeable, on-his-way-up actor (300), to just unlikeable. He is overexposed and parties way too much. I find he often looks like an old, dirty drunk. You know, the guy you walk away from at the party because he is slurring and out of it and acting stupid, hugging woman and making an a** of himself. A major turn-off. The guy acts like he’s 21. If he wasn’t famous, people would stay away from him Yuck.

Butler's chart @ 05/11/2010 at 4:54 pm

@gossiphound: “There was an interesting blog entry by a friend of Gerry’s who owns Ciprainis Upstairs in NYC. He had a party summer of 2009 as the bar was closing down for a summer break and had invited Gerry and Gerry did not show. When he next ran into Gerry he asked why weren’t you there and Gerry gave his excuse in flamboyant fashion saying he had to ask permission and he said saying ” honey can I go for a few hours to do karoake with my buddies and a bunch of hot models” wasn’t going to cut it. And I thought wow who was the woman who held that kind of power over the Butler if even for a little while.”
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Your post from last thread. Where did you read that blog? That’s unbelievable. Maybe that’s one of the two relationships he said he kept quite in Men’s Health Mag. So now we know why he doesn’t want to get snagged, precisely because he can’t be a free agent and do what he likes, or f*ch what he wants. If the story is to be believed, that girl didn’t trust him under any circumstances. The question is, why didn’t he take her with him? Does he ever take his g/f anywhere with him? The only time he would do that was during his Bianca era and maybe Jasmine. I guess he knows he can’t flirt with a girlfriend around, so no party is worth anything to him without flirting. It’s bad enough without alcohol but without flirting, that’s no way to have a party. He needs to grow up fast. Again, we know for sure he doesn’t have a girlfriend now, because no girl would have sat quietly while he was “damaging” in Belgrade.

So what’s the deal? Are we hanging out here now?! have we moved threads already?
The lifespan of his threads on JJ seem to bear an uncanny resemblance to his hook-ups with women.. they have an expiry date of all about 2-3 days, but they’re ALWAYS intense!! hehehehe

I think rehab is just a matter of time for him. His party-boy behaviour is now more out of control and weird lately (kissing strange women, ect.) and he seems to get his party on a little too-too much lately. There’s fun and then there’s overdoing it. And he’s overdoing it. I sense an “exhaustion” story coming out soon from his reps aka rehab.

cubedweller @ 05/11/2010 at 4:58 pm

Thank you, Striped Shirt Guy. If he’s bellowing Jim Morrison again, choking is too good for him. Make.It.Stop.

JJ must be worshiping the ground Gerry walks on. How could he not?
All the traffic and consequently ad revenue he brings to this site, Gerry is JJ’s biggest CASH COW and JJ is milking it ’till the cows come home…

@cubedweller:
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Does it only have to apply to Jim Morrison tunes? ;)

Is he a tad obsessed with Jim Morrison? or it it my imagination?!
Too bad Val Kilmer preceded him with his biopic, in between that was an awesome and may I say uncanny performance by Kilmer, he even sang all the songs in the movies..

How Do I put This,

So she has to be:
A wh*re in the bedroom (car, kitchen, living room, the bathroom at Koi, the sitting room at his mom’s house, etc)
A lady in the streets
A goddess on the red carpets
A spiritual/cultural companion/guide in foreign lands
A master chef/dietician in the kitchen
A schmoozer in the HW network
An acting coach on the sets
A handler in the clubs
A sharp cookie about business/prospects
A warrior in the media
An equal in the art/intellectual circles
An AA sponsor, psychoanalyst, diplomat, & comedianne, at every turn.
All without letting him know that she has more control than he thinks…
Well damn!…If this woman exists, AND can manage to raise a SANE kid or twenty with this lug, I’d switch teams and marry her myself.

I had to put this over here. I think this is one of the best posts on the last thread. If a woman like this can be found, they better clone her quick. She could retire his manager, agent and all his entourage/ assistants in one fell swoop. We women are great at multi tasking and often do it on a daily basis, but not only Butler needs a woman like this, I know a few men that can benefit from someone like this as well. In fact a lot of us can at least handle half of this now. The woman who gets Butler will also need a truck load of patience. Any takers? Form a line over here. ;)

cubedweller @ 05/11/2010 at 5:11 pm

@Manny: At this point I’d say it applies to anything. Somebody take that mike away pronto.
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Where’s Martina – at home planning the wedding?

@cubedweller:

she’s planning the wedding and will have all of Butler’s exes as her flower girls…

Get a Life @ 05/11/2010 at 5:17 pm

some of you guys need to get a life and stop criticizing people who have one this site sux

@Lyonna:

I almost forgot, the wedding procession song will be the TMZ song..

Gerard Butler is disgusting! Me and two friends of mine were at the after party for 300 (the LA premiere) and he actually FARTED right in front us! What a pig :(

Goodness! @ 05/11/2010 at 5:21 pm

@ Butlers Chart @ gossiphound

“Yes Gerry, you can look at other girls and talk to them, you just can’t be IN them at any point in the evening…”

@bored with him: John Barrymore was one of the greatest Shakespearean actors of his day. His antics make Butler look like a choir boy.

cubedweller @ 05/11/2010 at 5:24 pm

@Sondra: Did he yell “SPARRRRTAAA” to cover it up?

@cubedweller: Cubie, I’m waiting for the call he did to his mum after the wrap party…..

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 5:25 pm

@Sondra: Gives a whole new meaning to Sex Bomb.

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 5:30 pm

@cubedweller:

@gossiphound:

Bwahahahahaha!
He probably thought it would be funny to incorporate into the ****:
This…is…****-AAAAAAAAA!
Men are such boys.

@Sondra: Don’t believe you were at any party with GB. And, it should be Two friends and I, not me and two friends. Learn to speaky the English.

@Tonto: We women are great at multi tasking and often do it on a daily basis,
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Here you were not talking about a woman but a cyborg… maybe we can ask Arnold Schwarzenegger how we can make one for the Gman?
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@cubedweller:
Where’s Martina – at home planning the wedding?
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Maybe… guess the txt she’s sending to the Butler.. Honey, would you like to have some roses in the church or maybe..sunflowers? I like white roses…
GB reply: Do what you bloody want with the flowers, but the bridesmaids have to be sexy!!

cubedweller @ 05/11/2010 at 5:32 pm

@Merlin: He couldn’t speak. Striped Shirt Guy accidentally crushed his vocal cords. All he could do was text: “AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH xoxo”

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 5:32 pm

Huh!?!?!?
Sondra’s post did not get moderated for the word F@RTED .
But mine did. Twice.
What the…?

Butler's chart @ 05/11/2010 at 5:33 pm

@Goodness!:
““Yes Gerry, you can look at other girls and talk to them, you just can’t be IN them at any point in the evening…”
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LOL
@gossiphound:
This is one hell of a blog – it takes you to other entries and stories if you click his name. Oh my, how salacious can he get?

Miss Bosnia @ 05/11/2010 at 5:33 pm

@Miss Bosnia:
Something went wrong with my post. Oh well, I guess people understand what I was asking anyway :)

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 5:37 pm

@oohh: Mozart was a party boy.

This is the reply Martina got from Butler’s mobile:

Automatic Reply:

Out of the country automatic reply:

Thank you for your message, which has been added to an sms queueing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks and 3 days.
I’m currently out of Serbia and have joined a different circus..

Ralph was not working him hard enough anyone doing a hard days graft would not be able to burn the candle at both ends every night they would be to tired.

@cubedweller: He couldn’t speak. Striped Shirt Guy accidentally crushed his vocal cords. All he could do was text: “AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH xoxo”
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ROFLMAO!!!
Mum Meg’s answer: Are you drinking again?? Son, stop sending me this pointless txts… or it was for one of your sl/ts???
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Margaret she’s probably wondering why she didn’t choke him when he was a wee bairn….

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 5:44 pm

@Butler’s chart: Oh really, do tell.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/11/2010 at 5:46 pm

@cubedweller:

“Make.It.Stop.”

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hahahahahahahaha!

cubedweller @ 05/11/2010 at 5:24 pm
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@Sondra: Did he yell “SPARRRRTAAA” to cover it up?
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My thoughts exactly. Maybe this is the big news Martina has been eluding to… he f@rts. LMAO

@Lyonna:
LOL!!
By the way, I’d bet Gerard hasn’t even the automatic reply on his cell phone, he deactivated it because it was causing problems with his multiple girlfriends…
Maybe she got an answer from Alan (who, as you can remember, keeps track of every wannabe slù/tty model Gerry dates in his netbook)?

Drunk texting mum… ROTF

@Manny: My thoughts exactly. Maybe this is the big news Martina has been eluding to… he f@rts. LMAO
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Rofl!!! Perhaps she thought it could ruin his career… lol!! She should have a glimpse of Tropic Thunder then!!

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 5:51 pm

@Manny:
How many times do you think he “accidentally” sent that donkey d!ck pic to his wee mumsie?

@Merlin:

You’re right!!! LOL
Unless Alan has activated a generic reply such as:

This mobile server is unable to verify your mobile provider connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your mobile and try sending again and again and again. We’re sorry for any incoveniences.
We’re currently busy negotiating the salary for my new job. If you do manage to get a connection, don’t bother to leave us any messages

@a poster: Well EXCUSE ME for not having English as my first language! Are you only allowed to post here if you speak perfect English? I’m from Scandinavia and my English is good but not perfect. And YES, I was at the after party. It was no big deal, Gerry was standing in front of us (with his back to us) talking to some friends and he farted (loudly I might add).
You don’t have to believe me but it’s very rude to criticize someone’s English because there are people from all over the world posting here and maybe they are afraid of posting because their English isn’t perfect and they don’t want to be criticized they way I was. Very rude.

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 5:56 pm

Yes Sondra not like we are a bunch of Rhodes Scholars….and it is easy to make mistakes since one cannot preview or edit one’s posts here, we are not all 100 per cent perfect typists. I’m not.

@How do I put this?…:
Margaret’s txt: Gerry Jamie, darling… would ye stop sending me that donkey d/ìck picture ye usually send to all your harem?
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Gerry’s answer: Ma, ye know I’m not that technological laddie you think
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Margaret’s reply: I knew I had wasted my money sending you to school!!!

@Sondra:
Keep on posting, send that troll to h/èll… don’t ever take it personally, the board is invaded by demented lazy bums sometimes.
Welcome here Swedish girl!! Hope you were not too traumatised your meeting with the Gman….

Butler's chart @ 05/11/2010 at 6:04 pm

@gossiphound:
“Oh really, do tell.”
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I don’t have much time now, I got to go. But this is one entry from another blogger (BTW, these bloggers throw names around as if… It’s embarrassing how they’re all starstruck, including Gerry. I’ve an idea -we should all come to NYC to crash these parties they talk about. The JJ brigade.)
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“Gerry Butler is in town. You know, lead actor in 300, P.S. I Love You and also lead actor in Guy Ritche’s new film RocknRolla. How do I know? Well, I’m headed home after a great night out. As I’m getting into the car two girlfriends Betina and Patrice stop me and we gab. They have that look – “too many drinks and ready to play”. So I suggest a plan and after two seductive smooches they say they are “going that way,” whatever that means. I never give up so I hop in the car to grab them and catch up to them on the next corner, lean out the window like so High School pup and ask them where they’re going.

I noticed two guys with bags just looking normal then I realize one of them is Gerry. Gerry and I met a couple years ago at Bungalow 8 with Amy Sacco and I heard he was up for the new James Bond role. We hit it off and I hadn’t seen him until mutual friend Joe Dowdel brought him up to Cipriani Upstairs one night. Joe is a personal trainer with his own gym, Peek Performance, and two books out- also a former model. We hit it off that night and have remained friends since.

Anyway, after he and I hug and talk a little macho crap I give in, as if I had a choice, and they’re all off together. I’m sure to grab a bite and call it a night. Without me. ********!!!
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“they’re all off together. I’m sure to grab a bite and call it a night. ”
Oh yes, for sure that’s all they did with Gerry. Didn’t he have a g/f then?

I don’t know why everyone assumes the guy is drunk just because he’s out having fun with friends at a wrap party. Gerry has been sober for many years. If you see pics of him out he always is drinking either Coke or a water. I don’t think it’s so bad to go out and have fun once in a while. As I’ve said before, better he’s sowing his wild oats now, while he’s still single, than after he’s married and pulling a Jesse James and Tiger.

entertainmentalley.com

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 6:10 pm

@Butler’s chart:

I found the other links too BC, it’s a hard life in the jet set, eh?

@Merlin:

Her reply would be something along these lines:

Gerard darling, as you very well know, I took a practical and sensible approach in raising you, did you miss the sign posted on your bedroom door: Checkout time is 18 years?
Stop calling me and go solve your problems like a grown 40 year old for once! I went on retirement 22 yrs ago…

Butler's chart @ 05/11/2010 at 6:21 pm

@gossiphound:
I’m telling you. And these people complain about how hard they have it. They are a bunch of idle people who have nothing else better to do but party every night and make their living by selling “favors” to each other. Didn’t GB say once that he can’t party every night because he goes to sleep too late and it ruins the whole day for him? Then what happened to him in Belgrade? Nothing the guy says is to be taken seriously. Just when you think you heard wisdom from him, you find out the opposite.

@Lyonna:
Lol!! Stick around, you’re fun!!
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Margaret would like to answer that but Gerry is still her wee bairn.. can’t treat him that way… ;-)

@Butler’s chart:

“Didn’t GB say once that he can’t party every night because he goes to sleep too late and it ruins the whole day for him?”

That’s because if he hasn’t realized it yet, he’s 40 years old, his body needs about a week to recover from all the partying he does on a weekend basis.. When I got out and I see old men hovering around a young crowd, I cringe, it’s like seeing a retirement home on a field trip, it’s SO SAD AND PATHETIC. These people don’t realize that most of us are laughing hard at their expense..
His physical age continues to grow but his mental age has remained at 19..

@Merlin:

Thanks Merlin! ; )
There are many posters here with a great sense of humor!

@Butler’s chart:
Didn’t GB say once that he can’t party every night because he goes to sleep too late and it ruins the whole day for him?
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And….Now we have proof he’s drinking again.
Because he could only have said that under alcohol effects!!
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Just when you think you heard wisdom from him, you find out the opposite.
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I could bet Gerard has his speeches and/or interviews written by his staff, like the politicians. It’s when you see him starting to giggle in some TV show that you know he’s gonna drop the bomb..and probably the truth with it!!

@cubedweller: LOL, no. I don’t think he thought anyone heard because of the music, but unfortunately we did ;)
The funny thing was that he was doing these little dance moves and then all of sudden he “lets one out”, still doing the dance moves, LOL. It looked like he was sweating a lot too.

Nobody noticed that in the pic where he’s choked by striped shirt guy, Gerry holds a piece of paper in his hand? Cell phone number of the singing brunette?
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What’s the matter with him and all those pieces of papers??
Someone should teach Gerry that usually you can save numbers directly in a cell phone book!! Tsk Tsk Gerry….

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 6:37 pm

@Merlin:
You remind of something when you use “wee bairn.”

I was writing something, and I needed some authentic scottish speech pattern to work with, so having not one Scot friend, I looked to the (unreliable) internet. Found a certain website to get me started, and spotted this on one (edited for moderation):

“Bunnet (2) The Gl@ns, or head of the pen!s.

‘Aw doactur, Ah’ve rubbed oven cleaner oan mah tadger instead o’ KY jeely, an noo mah bunnet’s giein’ me pure Gyp. It’s loupin’, so it is!’”

What the…? That example threw me off. Not sure if I’ll be using that site.
But still, I want to hear GB say that very sentence out loud cuz it’s just so-friggin’-funny.

@Merlin:

LOL!! Proof he’s mentally stuck at 19.
when he was 19 back in 1989, mobile phones did not exist…

@Merlin: Martina has talking about some big news? What did she say?

@How do I put this?…:
I read a lot of Scottish tales and novels, so every now and then I have fun using it!!
OT…
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie were in a bar and had just started on a new round when a fly landed in each glass of whisky.
The Englishman took his out on the blade of his Swiss army knife. The Aussie blew his away in a cloud of froth. The Scotsman lifted his one up carefully by the wings and held it above his glass:
“Go on, spit it oot, ye wee devil!!

@Merlin:
Thank you! (I’m from Denmark btw;)

Oh great! @ 05/11/2010 at 6:50 pm

MORE pics of this fugly “Whactor”!

stupid question @ 05/11/2010 at 6:53 pm

@Laura S. I left you a message on the last thread, thank you for taking time to reply to my post, as a hundred rolled past. Bless you.

@Sondra:
Martina has talking about some big news? What did she say?
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Nothing.
Because she thought she could fabricate some heresy about Butler that could cause him serious damage to his career but she probably discovered Butler already was already doing that on his own!! ;-)
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Sorry for the mistake!! ;-)

I just found some jokes on that infamous Scottish thriftiness:

1.”Did you hear about the Scotsman who married a girl born on February the 29th so he’d only have to buy her a birthday present every four years?”

2.McLeod asked the conductor how much the bus fare into the city was. ” Fifteen cents, ” said the conductor. McLeod thought this was a bit much so he decided to run behind the bus for a few stops.
” How much is it now ? ” he gasped. ”
Still fifteen cents, ” said the conductor.
McLeod ran three further stops behind the bus and was barely able to ask the conductor again what the fare was now. ”
Twenty cents, ” said the conductor. ” You’re running in the wrong direction.”

@gigi:
I have never been there before!! That site is a riot.. WTF… I started laughing only reading this:
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Celebrity Biography
Gerard Butler is currently single. He has been in 40 celebrity relationships averaging less than one year each. He has never been married.
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Occupation: Entertainment – Actor
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Wow, what a biography!!! Laurence Olivier could be envious!!!!
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But they got the occupation wrong… entertainment?? They mean his…
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Ok JJers, Merlin retires in Camelot. ‘night ya all!!

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 7:03 pm

@Merlin: Song lyrics?

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 7:06 pm

@Merlin: Hee hee snort.

@Lyonna:
ROFL!!
Well, that’s not the right place to post them, but I copied some jokes about the Scots in my HD. They’re really hilarious!!

@Merlin:

hehehe!!
This site has a couple of good ones, but a couple of really cheesy ones, you have to do a bit of weeding..

http://www.fife.50megs.com/scots-jokes7.htm

@Merlin:
Lol, I know, that site is really screaming GERARD BUTLER IS A MANW/HORE with all the added “hookups”.

In the Most Famous thingy it says “Leonidas in 300″.
It should say Most Famous for: Leonidas in 300 and f//cking a lot.
;)

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 7:15 pm

Won’t we miss all those Google Translations when Gerry stays put in the US for a bit

Gerard Butler releases the Adam’s apple in the Serbian club
http://ego.globo.com/Gente/Noticias/0,,MUL1592451-9798,00-GERARD+BUTLER+SOLTA+O+GOGO+EM+BOATE+DA+SERVIA.html

@Lyonna:
Thanks for the link Lyonna, I save it!! I’ll have a look tomorrow!!
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@gossiphound: ROFL!!
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@gigi:
No news about that then!!! Sam Worthington has none, bwahahaha…
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I was watching “Gladiator” before, before the battle with the Germans Russell Crowe-Maximus says:
“What we do in life echoes in the eternity”
Sure Gerard doesn’t share that point of view!! Quite a laugh his manwh*ring antics echoing in the eternity……

Nighty nighty

Another thing; On the previous thread there were some talk about some Facebook “grass” pics or something like that? I tried to find an explanation in the thread but it seemed some posts have been deleted.
Could someone please explain to me about these Facebook pics? Were they of Gerry? I have a Facebook account so maybe I can help out.

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 7:21 pm

@gigi:
I’m sure Martina’s printing and framing copies of that page for her biggest fan: her nana. And it’s probably embedded on her FB page. **snort**

And Fran Drescher? Granted, the vague info I know of his dating past (real/rumored) is mostly from this website, but I don’t remember anyone ever mentioning that one!

Good day/night to everyone.

The quote below has been modified and re-modeled for Gerry Butler-

“What we do in life: (ec)-hoes in the eternity”

gossiphound @ 05/11/2010 at 7:25 pm

Some young Serbians, a guy and 2 girls, probably 18, 19 years old? maybe younger I am not so good at judging anymore, were at the film site and they caught 2 great photos of Gerry sitting on the grass, leaning against a huge stone wall with 2 tanks facing him, he has paper in his hand which he seems to be studying intently, I am hoping that was his lines and not phone numbers and then also he poses with them for photos at some other spot and he looks good and in a very good mood. I think the Facebook belonged to the guy and he called themselves the Bounty Hunters because they took the train to Belgrade and looks like they were trying to find Gerry, mission accomplished and the guy is wearing a shirt like Gerry in the Bounty Hunter. I thought it was cute.

missnoname @ 05/11/2010 at 7:31 pm

@gigi:
What about Martina’s Most Famous For??! I LOL’d when I read it:
http://www.famoushookups.com/site/celebrity_profile.php?name=Martina-Rajic&celebid=21621

balloffire @ 05/11/2010 at 7:57 pm

@Sonda, didn’t someone corrected you once for using “me and my friends” at IMDb some time ago? don’t worry. most of the peeps here at JJ are kinder and gentler…right? ;)

Martina has one important quality a Gerry’s gf must have – she is not the jealous kind. she said she didn’t mind Gerry having one nighter on the side. she is a rare find.

@babou: Ughhhhh, totally agree that he always looks like his last bath was a week or two ago! Not to mention, he always has that slobber stuff in the corners of his mouth … barf!!!

@Tonto:
Where did you get all that info about kitchen, car etc?

Fill In Name Here @ 05/11/2010 at 8:35 pm

Can someone please explain to me the purpose of this thread? Even if it is everyone’s favorite HW jester, someone getting fake-choked is news?

Nevertheless, we have a new thread. So in that regard, Gerry just keeps on giving to the people. The man IS generous, and he certainly knows how to poke at himself.

Did anyone notice that in the past few days several articles have come out saying things like he’s a “dying star” and merely a playboy, not a serious actor? It took the media this long to say what many have been saying here for a while? Thoughts anyone? Perhaps this was a very long time coming for him.

@New to JJ Posting: Sorry I didn’t respond earlier. But glad to hear that this is the link you were trying to post, and the issue is resolved.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/11/2010 at 8:40 pm

@gigi: Just remember that in the Butler’s mind, it’s an honor to be on that list!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/11/2010 at 8:41 pm

@Fill In Name Here:

Yes, hurrah. Mystery solved. A round of Girl Scout cookies for everyone! A box of the shortbread trefoils for Gerry!

About Fran @ 05/11/2010 at 8:45 pm

@How do I put this?…:
I remember it. It was back in 2004 and 2005. I used to post on the IMDB Gerry page back then and I remember there was a thread about it. It was during that time that all those gay rumors were flying around so there was a blind item posted where it said that Fran might have to share her new Scottish (or Irish) boytoy with a man, or something along those lines. Around the same time there was a rumor that Gerry was sleeping with some big name in the fashion industry (a woman but not a model). The woman was said to be a bit older than him and she kept sending him expensive designer suits. Once this woman was said to have been at some party, sitting at a table with some other fashion folks (Karolina Kurkova was mentioned as one of the guest) and Gerry came up to them and kissed the woman on the hand.

balloffire @ 05/11/2010 at 9:19 pm

who is Fran?

@Patricia:
Well, a woman who had sex with Gerry while he was on location shooting Timeline said that he was ‘dirty’.

The Noise In The Walls @ 05/11/2010 at 9:29 pm

Wow..so when you’re over 40 or 40 ..you are not allowed to go out and have fun?..You stay in at home and rock in your rocker? WTF? So, he’s out having a good time..I think some of you ought to do the same…and he farts?
WOW…put that in the National EnQuirer…Sheesh..like none of you never let out a big one.. WOW…eye opener…celebrities do ****, go to the bathroom and wipes their A–es like the rest of us..

@Sondra:
Did rainbows and unicorns shoot out?
Did Alan demand that you sign NDA’s?
Did his butt plug fly out like a champagne cork and kill an innocent paparazzo?

Seen at the next Comic Con – jars of Gerry’s gas. $19.99, $59.99 for the autographed jars. All proceeds will be distributed to orphaned adolescent Indian girls to purchase DVDs of Gerry’s films, miniskirts and lucite platform heeled shoes so they’re ready for his next visit.

question to merlin @ 05/11/2010 at 9:30 pm

@Merlin:
“Because she thought she could fabricate some heresy about Butler that could cause him serious damage to his career”

But what did she say exactly? That she had some news she was going to reveal later or what? She must have said something.

Trying to figure it out @ 05/11/2010 at 9:44 pm

@About Fran
Wasn’t that Anna Wintour (did I spell her name right?)? Wasn’t she lusting after G?

It’s sort of sad reading all this stuff, I don’t think G will ever settle down and marry anyone. If he does get married I don’t think it will last 5 minutes, especially if he marries a trophy wife. Reading some of the comments about Gerry and Gina brings to mind a comment a friend made – “You don’t dip your dink in the company ink”. Employees who get involved with their bosses usually end up being the loser. If it is true and he does get involved with his employees, I wonder if it is a control thing for him.

I hope Martina gets over her infatuation and she fades into the sunset; unless, of course, she got herself knocked up, then we will never hear the last of it.

Gina – so she is still his makeup artist… so we have her to blame for the tangerine dream that Gerry is on the red carpet… bad Gina… hehe :)

Baby Mamma @ 05/11/2010 at 9:58 pm

@Trying to figure it out:
Yup, remember Samantha Burke, Jude Law’s one week stand who just happened to get pregnant? Maybe Martina saved one of the condoms and immediately impregnated herself in the bathroom. Stranger things have happened ;) ;) ;)

@Baby Mamma:
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Please don’t go there… More of Martina… oops… I just threw up a little in my mouth. :(

New to JJ Posting @ 05/11/2010 at 10:02 pm

@Manny:

“Tangerine Dream”….I am so bowled over by the turn of phrase on this site. So many of you are simply beyond clever wordsmiths.

I bow to the masters!

And, on another note: No airport photos yet? No arrival for Cannes? In what country are they preparing to lock up their daughters?

Baby Mamma @ 05/11/2010 at 10:08 pm

@Patricia:
I agree. I bet GB doesn’t shower every day. Ew. Cheese in all the wrong places. :(

Belgrade Rocks!!!
NIGHT falls in the capital of the former Yugoslavia, and music fills the air. Everywhere.
Beautiful country, great people and incredible nature!

@A: After seeing this video I’m inclined to believe you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdy7jdNE3SQ

@Manny:
How do you know she’s still his makeup artist?@Baby Mamma:
GB’s uncut?

@TB fan
What the he// do you think? He was born in Scotland for f’s sake.

@gigi:
What about his other Serbian hook-ups? Wasn’t there some actress called Katharina? And that not-so-attractive blonde woman he was kissing? Has she been identified yet by the way? It was definitely not Martina.

@@Tonto:

It was from the other thread from, HOW DO I PUT THIS. She made up the list of attributes for a woman for Butler. it was very creative, I thought.

@Tribe:
Thank you for that very nice reply.

Butler's chart @ 05/11/2010 at 10:48 pm

@Merlin:
“What’s the matter with him and all those pieces of papers??
Someone should teach Gerry that usually you can save numbers directly in a cell phone book!! ”
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He’s very low-tech, still living in the 1990s when he came of age. He is stuck being a hell-raiser teenager in a 40-year old man’s body. Singing like that is usually reserved for drunken men bellowing Roxanne at 4 am – we’ve all seen such images in the movies. That’s how he looked like singing in that party in Belgared (roaring Roxanne).
@Lyonna:
“LOL!! Proof he’s mentally stuck at 19.
when he was 19 back in 1989, mobile phones did not exist…”
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I see you agree too.

How do I put this?... @ 05/11/2010 at 10:52 pm

Oops! I took my computer out of hibernation to turn it off for the night, and saw the last few posts.
@@Tonto:
Tonto actually copied my comment from the last thread (Thanks for the compliment, Tonto!), so I should answer that burning question: He strikes me as freak who is not big on boundaries, propriety, or timing. He CLEARLY has no problem kissing, touching, licking, hugging, stroking, pinching, mooning, etc. every willing female he encounters, so my over-active imagination assumed he would have no problem doing those things anywhere/everywhere. No great insight on my part, I’m afraid. “The Butler MAY have did them,” but they also say the more you do in public, the less you do in private, so I could be 100% wrong…

@About Fran: @Trying to figure it out:
Oh! See, I’m only about 2-3 years in on this whole mess-of-a-”love”life, so I’m quite the novice compared to others. I do remember a pic of him and Ms. Wintour at a (Versace?) fashion show (one has her sitting at a table and he, standing), and another with Donatella Versace. He had on some BEAUTIFUL suits. I guess I didn’t catch the Drescher Conncetion.

Goodnight, all (for real this time, I swear).

Sondra, I agree with you that farting in public is disgusting, but you are saying that the music was loud and he thought no one heard then why call him a pig? I mean is there anyone on this board who didn’t try to get away with a **** in a public space because the music loud or they are standing far away enough from people?

If you had said that he did it on purpose and then he and his friends laughed over it, then yeah I would call him a pig. But thinking that he is getting away with it because of the music means he’s more of an idiot. Otherwise, we might as well call anyone who ever farted a pig.

@TB fan:

You’re very welcome. Thank you for posing the question like a culturally unaware American female. (“Ew! What is that??? Why would anyone keep that???”)
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Respect the foresk/n. Cause honey, you ain’t been /aid proper until you’ve been with a man who has one.
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Get out of the country more often. I suggest you start in Italy. Save yourself some time.

@About Fran:
I’m an “older” fan, too. Not in age but in years being a Butler fan, although I really don’t consider myself a fan anymore. It seems Gerry has always been a player, a manw*hore. The very first rumour I remember reading about him was that he was having 3somes with two girls who worked on the set of Attila. The last thing I remember reading before I just got too tired of following the news on him was that he had been at a party in NYC I think. It was a party for fashion and movie people. Gerry had been flirting wildly with a model called Ines Rivero (@About Fran: I’m an “older” fan, too. Not in age but in years being a Butler fan, although I really don’t consider myself a fan anymore. It seems Gerry has always been a player, a manw*hore. The very first rumour I remember reading about him was that he was having 3somes with two girls who worked on the set of Attila. The last thing I remember reading before I just got too tired of following the news on him was that he had been at a party in NYC, I think. He had been flirting wildly with a model called Ines Rivero (@About Fran: I’m an “older” fan, too. Not in age but in years being a Butler fan, although I really don’t consider myself a fan anymore. It seems Gerry has always been a player, a manw*hore. The very first rumour I remember reading about him was that he was having 3somes with two girls who worked on the set of Attila. The last thing I remember reading before I just got too tired of following the news on him was that he had been at a party in NYC I think. Gerry had been flirting wildly with a model called Ines Rivero. People at the party said she wasn’t interested, it turned out she had a boyfriend, but Gerry just kept on going. I think he is probably the kind of man who just won’t take no for an answer, who finds it unbelievable that any woman would turn him down.
I mean, he does think he is “a great f//uck” as he said in a video clip a few years ago.

What the he*l happened to my post??? I didn’t type it that way! Confusing.

Butler's chart @ 05/11/2010 at 11:22 pm

@Merlin:
“That site is a riot.. WTF… I started laughing only reading this”.
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Never leave home without consulting this website as the info changes daily for GB. I don’t think they can keep up with his relationships and I’m sure they missed reporting many of his “damaging.” LOL. The guy is a cartoon character. They should call him the peen man as in Aquaman, Superman, and Batman. Well, he’s the Peenman. His peen does wonders to many a puss career – Laurie and Martina…
@gossiphound:
“Won’t we miss all those Google Translations when Gerry stays put in the US”
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Those Google translations were the icing on the cake. They were so funny. If he’s next shooting in Africa, in a non-English speaking country, maybe we’ll get some more crazy humor. God, everything is so funny about G. Stories about him are so ridiculous as is, in their original language, that with Google it’s double the fun.

I found the event where Gerry was flirting with Ines Rivero:
http://www.wireimage.com/GalleryListing.asp?navtyp=gls====186789

peen queen @ 05/11/2010 at 11:40 pm

@Tribe:
I’ve had cut and uncut and can say it’s the man the peen is attached to that makes the difference.

@Tribe:

You’re very welcome. Thank you for posing the question like a culturally unaware American female. (”Ew! What is that??? Why would anyone keep that???”)
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Respect the foresk/n. Cause honey, you ain’t been /aid proper until you’ve been with a man who has one.
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Get out of the country more often. I suggest you start in Italy. Save yourself some time.”
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“Cause honey, you ain’t been /aid proper until you’ve been with a man who has one” and honey you haven’t gotten an STD like you got from an uncut peen. Uncut peens make man wh*res because their peen craves s*x like crazy. All the uncut celebriies crave s*x like crazy while the cut ones behave better. Americans know better about the dangers of uncut peens.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/11/2010 at 11:52 pm

Okay, some of these comments have become excessively vulgar. Come on people.

@Fill In Name Here:
The comments become vulgar because we are talking about a excessively vulgar man.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 12:01 am

@Ivory: Do we need to lower ourselves to his level?

@Butler’s chart:
I used to work at Cipriani Downown Upstairs…
The blog author does not co-own it – he is just a promoter

I guess most of the regulars gave up by the time I got back tonight.

Shout out to Sukar. We’ve missed you! But I can understand if you quit for awhile with all the nonsense.

When there is no real news, some posters resort to trying to be crude to be funny or fighting amonst themselves.

Trying: I remember the Wintour stories. The same with Donatella. He was pictured at several shows next to Wintour when she was wearing one of her hideous wigs. Donatella is beyond hideous. Even if they could have gotten him endorsement deals, he obviously wasn’t up for it…

Butler's chart @ 05/12/2010 at 12:23 am

@About Fran:
regarding Anna Wintour, so he slept his way to the top. In 2004-2005 he was still a relative unknown so he took any “help.” Does anyone doubt he slept with that producer who gave him his first chance in London, right after he lost his job as a lawyer? He knows the drill and he’s doing it now with wannabe models. Doesn’t need the old hags anymore. Now he’s dishing the “favors” to fresh young flesh. That’s how they operate in this industry.
Can he be any more wicked?

@Old Mia:

hehe no I was visiting Egypt. How are you?

@sukar: Lucky you! A friend of mine just was on a cruse that went from the Greek islands to Turkey to Egypt. I can’t wait to hear his stories. I’m going to go to Egypt if it’s the last thing I do.

Butler's chart @ 05/12/2010 at 12:39 am

@Simply M:
Does Butler hang out at Cipriani or this gut full of sh!t?
@Old Mia:
I truly hope he didn’t stoop to doing either one of these 2 old hags, but stories about him just pop up everywhere and in every scenario.

Phantom Farts @ 05/12/2010 at 12:40 am

@Sondra:
Gerard is disgusting! Me and two friends of mine were at the after party for 300 (the LA premiere) and he actually FARTED right in front us! What a pig :(

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-2/#comments#ixzz0ngeWZCTt

You didn’t know that men ****? Even famous men like Gerard? The Phantom of the Opera farts. King Leonidas farts. Awwwww…did it ruin the fantasy? Too much reality for ya, eh?

Trying to figure it out @ 05/12/2010 at 12:41 am

@Baby Mamma
I guess time will tell.

@Dirty
Why do I find that video so creepy?

@Sukar
Why do you find f@rting in public disgusting? Passing gas is a natural thing we all do and cannot control when and where it happens. However, I think in public one can be discreet when they know they are about to let one rip. In Gerry’s case though, I doubt if he cares. He’s a man and most men let one rip and think it’s funny. He probably lets one slip out when he turns over in bed. I wonder if Martina got to hear one slip out? Now that would certainly get a lot of mileage on JJ.

@Butler’s chart
I hope he isn’t dishing out a dose of something every time he is doing someone a favour.

Funny girl @ 05/12/2010 at 12:48 am

Just love that some on here say Butler should act his age. Huh? Are you 12? Since when at 40 are you supposed to shrivel up and die? Go for it while you can, GB.

@stupid question: you’re welcome.. I hate it when people talk about something I can’t see or don’t have access to, I get all curious, I’m sorry I can’t post the pictures, thanks for your kind words on the other thread :)) and the blessings (I had a really good sleep last night so they helped) and what do you mean “strangers”? we’re all here because of Gerry so I guess we already have something in common :)) call me crazy or naive or full-on idiot but sometimes I feel I have more in common with some people posting here than with some of the real ones in my life. Hugs
Good morning JJers

Fritz the Cat @ 05/12/2010 at 12:50 am

Well, I don’t have anything to add to the conversation tonight so I’ll leave you with this…

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/8669/leosswordorgerrys.jpg

Have a terrific evening all!

@Phantom Farts:
She probably meant that is was kind of gross of him to **** when there were people standing behind him. I know I wouldnt let a loud one out in a public place with people all around me. He could at least have waited. I totally agree with the OP who said it was disgusting.

@LauraS: Where I am it’s way past bedtime.
But I wanted to say that I can identify with what you just said. Goodnight.

@Fritz the Cat:
Does anyone think GB was doing steroids when he played Leo in 300?

Pictures? @ 05/12/2010 at 1:00 am

@LauraS:
What kind of pictures? Pictures of Gerry?

@Pictures?: on the kissing thread there is a link to facebook were there are some pics of Gerry…so check it out if you’re on facebook here—>
@yesssssss:

@Yes:
wow. I’m sad to hear that.

so in the last thread we talked about his lingering parade of ex-girlfriends and how he likes all types of girls, even short ones like Gina. In this thread, we’re talking about him having 3-somes and supposedly shagging older women, 20 years his senior (Anna Wintour, Donatella, etc). So what’s the bottom line with this guy? What’s what?

@Lolita:
Do you mean Gina Philips?

@Ivory:
no Gina Rubinette, G’s makeup artist and ex-girlfreind. In the previous post it was discussed that she is Jessica Simpson’s height (5’1”). Here is a picture of her with Evan Hart, her new boyfriend, if that’s to be believed.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1935706368/nm1514499
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who is Gina Philips and what’s her connection to the G-man?

he is so funny and crazy

@Old Mia:

Well if you decide to visit Egypt, let me know and I will tell you the best places to go and all the dos and don’ts. There are lots of don’ts in Egypt :)

@sukar:
please tell us about the don’ts – i want to visit Egypt this summer

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/12/2010 at 3:13 am

@sukar:

Did you walk like an Egyptian? Sorry, such a bad joke! All kidding aside, hope you did have fun.

justsayin' @ 05/12/2010 at 3:22 am

@Funny girl: There’s a distinction between shriveling up and dying and acting like you’re trying to be 20 when you long passed that point. It’s called having class.

You can have fun at 40 and act like you’re 40. George Clooney has proven that. Paul Newman proved it. 40 isn’t dead.

Acting like you’re 20 when you’re 40 makes you look like a fool. Anyone with an ounce of dignity and maturity in their own right can see from that video that he looks like a fool.

Grow up Gerry. If your gray hair and wrinkles aren’t enough of a hint, we JJers will tell you. You’re not a boy anymore.

highbloodpressure @ 05/12/2010 at 3:33 am

http://i42.tinypic.com/2m76cgl.jpg

Look how red his head is. I think they’re right about his blood pressure.

Egypt is so close and I it’s not even an option for me to go visit.

Gerry probably does have high blood and it was discovered (again?) when he was in Belgrade. On another site a Serb wrote that there was a photo of him, right after he got out of the clinic, that showed a band-aid on his arm where an IV would have been. The photo was only published in a magazine, think it was ALO, and never made it online.
That story Gerry told his mom about going to the doctor because of breathing problems might be true but its probably not the whole story.

Jessica Simpson's Farts @ 05/12/2010 at 3:57 am

Remember when she farted at that event a few months ago and it was national news? Gerry’s would be INTERNATIONAL and the people who got to smell it would be interviewed by Larry King and awarded honorary plaques at the Butler Convention in Vegas.
I hear the GALS have planned a special tribute to the fug toss-aways Bianca Jasmine Kristi Alicia Laurie Beatrice Martina Shanna PigPorkerChops.
AND as a special bonus the “winner” (snickers) of the DatewGerard will be canonized as a saint on GALS.

Machine Gun Preacher, starring Gerard Butler, is also set to begin filming in Michigan in mid-July. Butler, who is currently filming Coriolanus in Serbia, will play Sam Childers, a former drug-dealing biker tough guy who found God and became a crusader for hundreds of Sudanese children who’ve been forced to become soldiers.

Gerard’s just a big sweaty man who loves drinking and shagging
Posted by: 3am 11/05/10 05:32 pm Tags:

Our hopes for Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler died a long time ago (well, a few weeks back, but we like being dramatic). He clearly isn’t ready to commit to our Jen. Ergh, we sound like a sycophantic ladies’ mag.

But it’s not just Jen he’s fobbing off by snuggling up to this neck-sniffing ginger lady, he’s letting down Martina Rajic – who was the love of his life last week. The blonde Serbian model said: “Gerard told me he did not expect Serbian girls to be like me.”

Hmm, he obviously didn’t look very far, because he found this lady in a different Serbian joint, just a few days later.

Look at the big drunken lout. If only we didn’t fancy him, we’d call him something like a big, sweaty drunken lout.
http://www.3am.co.uk/gerard-butler-gets-close-to-yet-another-woman-in-serbia/22326/

@Ivory:

No Ivory not Gina Phillips – Jeannia/Gina Robinette – Gina Phillips is a whole other story ha ha . For those new to Gerry Gina was the white female he was spotted with in those gorgeous pics from the LA cafe in 2005?? white shirt/jeans – he is also photographed with a black female I think called Cassie?? – both are actresses – Gina was female lead in Jeepers Creepers. Can’t recall which one he had his hands down the back of their jeans when they were hugging. Never seen him with her much after 2005.

So Gerry has been farting loudly in the general direction of several fans? the brute!!

I am waiting for Martina to confirm what exactly his farts smell like because you know she wrote it in her diary under ‘how to milk every last drop of gerry juice’.

im so surprised he doesn’t have a baby momma crawling out of the woodwork . jeffrey dean morgan has 2 and he isn’t half as bad as gerry.

i cannot believe he slept with anna wintour – PLEASE! you think anna would put up with some philandering, bad karaoke-singing, farter? there’s no way that would happen. no. way.

@Manny: Gina – so she is still his makeup artist… so we have her to blame for the tangerine dream that Gerry is on the red carpet… bad Gina… hehe :)
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You rock girl!! So we know why sometimes he’s orange… it’s when Gina is in a bad mood and wants to have a bit of revenge… *evil grin*
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@LauraS:
Beautiful post!! Good morning to you too!!
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@Fritz the Cat: Leonida’s look isn’t my favorite but I have to admit.. wow, I breathed slowly looking at that picture…. ;-)

As far as Gina and GB holding hands in a video in 2009, I would really want to see the video first. I don’t doubt the sincerity of the person who saw it. I’m sure that’s their honest take on the video. The problem is I’ve heard things like this before. Someone said GB was holding hands with Laurie. I looked at the photo and it was clear to me they weren’t. Someone saw GB holding hands with Martina. I looked at the photo in question and they weren’t. I’ve written about his before, with two-dimensional images it can be very easy for some to see hand-holding and others to look at the same footage and not see any.
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With regard to GB needing to get permission from a g/f to go clubbing. I take that one with a huge grain of salt. I’m sure that’s what GB told his friend, but I’ll bet anything it was just an excuse he made up so his friend wouldn’t be disappointed. He probably did something else that night and didn’t want to hurt his friend’s feelings. I think we’ve all told little white lies to get out of social engagements. There are photos of GB clubbing and partying all year round. It’s obvious he doesn’t get permission from anyone to go out.

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/12/2010 at 6:30 am

@Cora:
I think “girlfriend” is code for Alan. He’s the one G need permission from. he he

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN: I know! With all the speculation about GB and his various long-term friendships, his relationship with Alan is the one I find the most intriguing. I don’t think there’s anything sexual. I don’t believe GB is gay for a second, but if he was I would think he would be with someone a lot prettier than Alan. I see Alan more as GB’s surrogate mother. I don’t know why but I’ve always had the feeling that Margaret and Alan get along really well.

@Butler’s chart: GB did say that an ex-g/f was with him at the London TBH premiere and that they tried and failed to get together three times. We do know Gina accompanied GB to TBH promos. If GB and Gina were holding hands and re-kindling their romance at fashion week in 2009 then maybe this was their third bite at the apple. Especially if Gina is the one who keeps breaking up with Gerry. I can believe his ego would have a problem with that and he would be constantly trying to coax her back. The problem is the timeline doesn’t quite work out. If Gina’s b/f was in LAC then she would have already been involved with Evan Hart well before the photos at fashion week. Who knows maybe they all keep going and back forth with each other. LOL! There are people who thrive on emotional drama and chaos. Perhaps this is the case with this particular group of friends.

there seems to be a lot of prudish people on here! I’m 37 far from shriveling up. My boyfriend farts lol, we have done karaoke in bars and left are ass off. everyone around gerard in the pics are mostly his age group. He seems like energetic social person who likes to have fun. He hasn’t done anything career ending in these pics. As far as clooney goes classy yes, lots of women yes, drinking yes. career full steam ahead.

laughed** lol

@Cindy Lu: left meaning laughed lol

@yes:

Don’t eat raw veggies or fruits, drink only bottled water, tip everyone, avoid anything with ice, drink lots of water because of the heat, dress conservatively and avoid Egyptian men in the tourism industry because they are not interested in you, they want your passport.

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN:

There is actually an Egyptian walk. It is slow and aimless. I am Egyptian myself and can never keep up with the Aussies, they are way too fast :)

Anyway, back to Gerry. My hubby is 40 and loves going out and having fun too. Being 40 doesn’t mean that you should sit home on a rocking chair. However, there is something very immature about Gerry’s behaviour. I am not sure what, but there is.

@Cindy Lu: Not to worry! The lack of an edit feature means we all engage in creative spelling around here. It’s why I have a problem any time a spelling nanny appears on the thread. We all make typos and with the tiny font size in the posting window it’s very easy to miss them even after you proofread.
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I also don’t understand “f*art gate”. I don’t know anyone who has control over their f*arts 100% of the time. He was at the 300 premiere and likely nervous. Nerves = gas for most people. If he was dancing and the music was loud he may not have thought anyone heard it. There’s a lot I’ll criticize the man for, but an accidental public f*art here or there isn’t one of them. Given the pressure he was probably under when this film debuted, a good f*art probably made him feel better. LOL!

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/12/2010 at 7:38 am

@Love the G-man:
That is just too funny! OMG I shouldn’t laugh bc of the real sh!t happening and it seems wrong, but that is clever.

@Cora:
Well, at least with Alan, it does show he can make a long term commitment. Yes, I do suppose Marg has Alan over for tea and bagels. As far as the pretty, now c’mon you know G would never have anyone prettier than him by his side. *snort”

@Cindy Lu:
Girlfriend, ITAWY on this. My g-d, what people say and think. I mean it’s not like he’s crashing the kids party at Chucky Cheese and scarfing all the pizza. Thank g-d he doesn’t wear his c*ck hat backwards and then he fa rts. Oy! the shame!

@sukar: I know what you mean. It’s not that he goes out clubbing, it’s the frequency of it. I don’t know any 40 year old that goes out clubbing as much as GB does and stays out all night each time. He doesn’t just do it on vacation. He’s out all night even when he’s working long hours on a film set or a press tour. He got incredibly run down during the LAC press tour and yet we were still hearing about him dragging his carcass back to his hotel at 3 am.

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/12/2010 at 8:06 am

@sukar:
Cool, I’m glad you weren’t offended. You may have said it before, but I didn’t even realize you were Egyptian. There may be a small part of Gerry that doesn’t quite want to grow up, I respect your point. I really just think he likes to have fun, be the life of the party, he appears to be very friendly, maybe overly friendly. If he were still living at home with mommy or was married w/children and shirking his duties as a parent and out doing this, I’d pop him a good one on the back of the head, but he’s not. I really don’t know. Hey, but that’s our Gerry.

@Cora
F@rt gate-LOL
Officer-Now ma’am, can you tell me at what time this expelling of gas occured and where exactly you were standing? And did you see this gentleman’s face.

Lady-Well, First of all, I”m very insulted it took you 45 mintues to arrive. I mean this is an emergeny. Someone f@rted in public and I haven’t been able to function. Officer, no I didn’t see his face, his back was to me, but I know what I heard. It was exactly at 9:57 PM and I’m so horrified at this, this horrible creature who did this. I’m calling my lawyer. I’m sure there must be some city ordinance.

Shallow & immature @ 05/12/2010 at 8:10 am

@Cora:
I know what you mean. It’s not that he goes out clubbing, it’s the frequency of it. I don’t know any 40 year old that goes out clubbing as much as GB does and stays out all night each time. He doesn’t just do it on vacation. He’s out all night even when he’s working long hours on a film set or a press tour. He got incredibly run down during the LAC press tour and yet we were still hearing about him dragging his carcass back to his hotel at 3 am.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-8/#comments#ixzz0niSaU5P8

Contrast his behavior with let’s say…Angelina Jolie. Angelina drags her “carcass”(LOL @ the way you used the word) all over the world for humanitarian efforts whereas Gerard’s humanitarian efforts are all centered on pleasuring himself. He’s shallow and immature.

Scottish clown @ 05/12/2010 at 8:14 am

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN:
I really just think he likes to have fun, be the life of the party, he appears to be very friendly, maybe overly friendly.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-8/#comments#ixzz0niUNJ0hu

I think that’s the image he wants to convey but his way of going about it just ends up making him look juvenile and clownish to many people.

Iva Serbia @ 05/12/2010 at 9:08 am

Leave the man ALONE! HE IS JUST ONE NORMAL PERSON WHO LIKES FUN, DRINKS, FRIENDS, GOOD LOOKING GIRLS…IS THAT SHAMEFUL?
IF HE WAS A GAY OR WITH SOME PSHYCHO PROBLEMS, HE WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE FOR YOU?
HE IS JUST A N O R M A L P E R S O N!!!!!!

Fritz the Cat @ 05/12/2010 at 9:19 am

@Cora…..FA*RTGATE! Bwahahahahaaaa! Sh*it! My mascara!

@Merlin…Not my favorite look either but since a lot of peeps were talking 300….lol!

GH! Isn’t Cannes underway? Time to put on your reporter’s cap! We’re counting on you.

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/12/2010 at 9:24 am

@Scottish clown:
I guess. Point taken. I really don’t know what to make of him. Some of the stuff does make me cringe, well mostly the singing and, some of the acting. Maybe I just look at things askew from most with a lot of cynicism or too much seriousness. So let him be a clown. A cute, sexy, Scottish bafoon.

But then again, I’d rather play and laugh along with his antics than other celebs who are molesting children, trolling the internet for child p*rn, being busted for drug possession over and over, having numerous dui’s, abusing and mutilating animals, beating the cr@p out of their girlfriends or wives, having babies left and right with numerous people, having his genit als examined or shaved for public viewing, etc………and these people are around his age, too. I could go on and we all know the celebs the above are attached to. These are the ones who should be ridiculed.

Right now, he’s having the time of his life. Maybe he is immature, maybe he’s not the man his fans, dectractors, etc. think he should be, maybe his tactis are juvenile. That’s for him to deal with. I don’t see him hurting anybody else or causing another living creature severe pain or agony or death.

When this guy does sh*t like these other people, then I’ll judge more harshly and walk away.

Now, you’ll please excuse me, I have to hop on board The Butler Express, he’ll be in Cannes soon and I don’t want to miss the fun.

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 9:25 am

@justsayin’: I have no problem with the singing on stage quite frankly, me and my friends have fun at karoake occasionally just no one bothers to film it, thank god and we rock out at concerts, going dancing, even have a bit too much to drink on occasion. And often we are more fun than the kids, they are too busy trying to look cool or hook up. However we just don’t and can’t do that every single night and we aren’t out to sunrise either. Because you just can’t be effective at work and all your other responsibilities and maintain your health.

Iva does get awfully mad at us doesn’t she? LOL! I think this is the third time she’s told us off!

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 9:45 am

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN:

Well it was interesting that the one article indicated even his own people were not happy that once again the image put forth whilst doing a film that should signal a turn to a more serious commitment to acting or at least more serious roles was instead the same old same old party boy Gerry.

It does have the potential to hurt his career which is the one thing he values we think above all else. Let’s say this movie comes out and all the critics say his performance is not up to par or not up to the other actors, the ones that seemed to stay out of the limelight if not out of the clubs, they could have been out there partying away but the Serbian press did not care, you know exactly what they are going to say next. Too bad Butler was too busying partying every night to take this role seriously. He blew a golden opportunity. Now if he puts in a stellar performance then clearly in this case his extracurricular did not affect his acting, this time.

if he shoots in S.Africa such around Johannesburg or Cape Town there won’t be a need for a google translator. English is the main language, unless the articles are written in Afrikaans..
But if he shoots in countries were Swahili is spoken such as: Kenya, Tanzania, Zanzibar, Uganda, Democratic Republic of Congo, Zambia, Mozambique, Malawi, Rwanda and Burundi, Somalia, and the Comoro Islands. (You can scratch out those countries listed that aren’t part of S.Africa) then you better find a good translator which includes a Swahili to English!!

http://translate.google.com/#
I underestimated google, Swahili and Afrikaans are both listed in google translate! LMAO

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN: I understand what you’re saying. No crime has been committed (except for the pap incident) and no one is getting hurt. There may be a pile of models getting their egos bruised when they realise they weren’t “special”, but I’m not going to cry in my Corn Flakes for them. That’s why I do continue to be a fan of his. I’m not a fan of any of those people you listed. I don’t support John Mayer’s career, because even though he’s a womanizer/play boy like Gerry he has said same racist and misogynist things that really make me loathe him. Gerry for all his ho-bagging and foot-in-mouth disease in interviews has never crossed that line.
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I think we get concerned and frustrated because we look at his personal antics and worry about his career. We see some real potential early on in his work and wonder if his high-flying celeb lifestyle is why a lot of that potential is being squandered. As a fan it’s natural to want to kick him in his (rather lovely) rear end and remind him that fame is fleeting and the chatter out there from journalists and columnists is that his career is in some trouble.
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For all the actors you mentioned who are beating their g/f’s and siring kids in unstable homes, there are men like Hugh Jackman, Johnny Depp, Daniel Day-Lewis, Matt Damon, Robert Downey Jr., etc., who pulled themselves together and their careers have gone through the stratosphere. I want that for Gerry.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 10:01 am

@gossiphound:

Excellent point GH. Those considering him for big budget films may decide he’s not worth taking that chance. If it seems his partying negatively impacts his performance, like any other employer they may take a pass. Gerry needs to seriously consider whether he wants to sustain the party/celeb image or whether he wants to cultivate a reputation as a serious actor. Party guy wears thin after awhile. Serious actor offers longevity.

I think he’s actually a really good actor. He just needs to get into a good vehicle (again) and become known as a committed professional and not just the guy who gets poured out of his limo each morning and into a makeup chair. If he gave his all to a role I think Hollywood would see a truly impressive performance.

@Cora:
I see Alan more as GB’s surrogate mother. I don’t know why but I’ve always had the feeling that Margaret and Alan get along really well.
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As always you read my mind Cora!!! ;-)

@Cora: Iva does get awfully mad at us doesn’t she? LOL! I think this is the third time she’s told us off!
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Lol!! Another delusional butler’s gf in Serbia?? Muahahaha…Hey Iva, did you queue after Martina???

I’d PAY to hear this guy choke(as long as he doesnt die!). I LOOOVE Gerry Butler! People…esp women are also mean on the Vin Diesel websites, asking when is he going to grow up, marry, etc….. as if he was their personal property or something. I just enjoy both Vin & Gerry and their movies. Simple as that.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 10:17 am

@Love the G-man: I’m still trying to figure out why he made TBH in the first place.

@sukar: I agree. People like to have fun. I have no problem with that. In his case thought, remember the donut incident?

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN: Crashing the party at Chuck E Cheese’s – don’t give him any ideas. Then again, if we can think of, there’s a good chance it’s already been done.

@Cora: The man has a lot of potential. Why he hasn’t realized it yet, I don’t know?

@New to JJ Posting: I agree. But I think people are beginning to question whether or not he was ever serious.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 10:38 am

He hasn’t left Serbia yet? Surely he and his c*ck hat couldn’t have slipped past photogs at the airport…

I still think an ankle bracelet tracking device is needed. We could watch the little blips as he cuts a path through every party on the planet.

Like tracking Santa Claus’ route on Christmas Eve…

I was wondering why a lot of people on here keep looking at Gerard’s pictures if they think his lifestyle is so repulsive. If I don’t find someone facinating, interesting I don’t bother looking at their photos. maybe these people like to see a so called ugly side of life. Maybe they should be looking at Kirk Cameron’s photos, sqeaky clean boy. then they could type stuff like he is in church again today, adopted 4 more kids, etc. Or do they secretly like bad boys! which in society has been proven over and over. If Gerard had a wife and kid sittiing at home and he was partying on” water” every weekend it could be a problem. I think he will be more settled in the future, for now lets be facinated. or check out Kirk!!!

@LOL: I was trying to find those pictures you were talking about but I found this instead (no idea if these are the same ones) ….. well….. hit my head with a stick and call 911! he looked delicious that day!
http://www.gbgalsgallery.com/v/partiesetc/la1004/a1.jpg.html

I just spoke to my mom over the phone, who couldn’t care less about Hollywood .. I just have to say one thing, as we were discussing trivial daily matters (things that INVOLVE ME and not Butler Godamnit!!!), she all of the sudden started discussing Butler and told me the following: oh I just heard about Butler and his filming in Serbia all the while dating a Serbian model, and all about the fact that he will probably never settle down etc.

I was pissing on my pants.. even my mother knows about Martina!! LMAO

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 11:02 am

@New to JJ Posting: No one is saying don’t have fun don’t be yourself but other single male actors seem to be able to have their fun without their personal lives being turned into a comic soap opera. Clooney being the closest comparison. Yes he is scrutinized and yes he is a player but the general perception is he is a class act. Now for all we know perception is not reality but perception is what counts in Hollyweird.

In a sense we enjoy Gerry for the very reasons that could be his ultimate undoing or that which prevents him from reaching his full potential as an actor, assuming that is even something he wants.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/12/2010 at 11:02 am

Repulsive is a strong word, but ok….
I think a lot of peeps visit here for precisely that reason. The man is not boring and he’s pretty good eye candy as well.
Oh…and a handful of posters here make my day a little brighter.

@Fritz the Cat:

Fritz, the Leonidas pic you posted previously was very yummy, those abs will remain forever in movie history! ; )

Love the G-man @ 05/12/2010 at 11:12 am

This is a gossip board and not a fan site, Cindy. You will hear all types of opinions here. I don’t agree with everything that is said but I respect their right to say it.

And there are some very intelligent people here who have some great insights. I like hearing all sides of a story–not just the one I want to hear.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/12/2010 at 11:17 am

@Lyonna:

Wasss up, woman?
I now have to go spend eight hours at a cash register and kiss peoples’ asses, but I hope to see you later.

Have a great day, JJ’ers!

I heard Kirk doesn’t even ****!! and if he does it probably smells like heaven! lol
Plus if I didn’t like reading the others opinions i wouln’t visit this site.

@Fritz the Cat:

All’s good! Hope you have an awesome day, just imagine kicking and not kissing their asses and you’ll be ok!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 11:20 am

@gossiphound:

I agree with you! :o)

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 11:21 am

@New to JJ Posting:

For example one of the bigger and legitimate complaints about Gerry is his ability to sustain an American accent in any film he has done and he himself acknowledges that. If you know you have an issue you work on it night and day until you get it, right up to when filming starts and continuing throughout the film. Even if it cuts into your clubbing, faux romance and nooky time. Move in with Childers for a month if you have to. If Matt Damon can pull off a flawless South African accent. Mr. Butler should be able to pull off a flawless American accent especially since he has done how many movies now with an American accent. Other Scottish actors have. But that takes time and commitment. Now easy for me to say because I don’t think I could learn an accent sufficient to carry off a whole film but then I didn’t train to be an actor I have no desire to be an actor and I am not getting paid big bucks to be an actor nor I am going out for roles that require me to change my accent. He can pull off the most brilliant performance of his life in MGP but if people are focusing on an accent that keeps shifting back to Scottish, say goodbye to Mr. Oscar.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 11:22 am

@LauraS:

O
My
Gosh

Lovely photos. Dang you Gerard Butler…you truly are a “hot mess”

@LauraS: I agree HOT HOT HOT !!!!

@Lolita:

Well you’re obviously more experienced at catching STDs than I am. I bow to you.

@gossiphound:

Agree Gossiphound. The only other “celebs” you see partying as much as Gerry is the fame wh0res. no other actor who wants to be taken seriously as an actor is out clubbing as much as him.

As far as his accent, he should easily be able to do an American accent with the amount of time he has been here. I have had several friends who have spent only months in a foreign country and have been able to immitate that accent perfectly. I am always shocked when i find out an actor is British because they have the accent perfectly, but for some reason gerry just can’t do it.

redOctober @ 05/12/2010 at 11:46 am

@New to JJ Posting:

Dang you Gerard Butler…you truly are a “hot mess”

@Cindy Lu:

@LauraS: I agree HOT HOT HOT !!!!

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LOL!….now now , girls!…remember it was five years ago…he’s still hot (sometimes) but like many here have said all that clubbing every night is not that good when we reach our 40s. And it shows in his looks.
It’s not my place to talk about his private life but I really hope he surprises us with better performances in the future.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 11:46 am

@gossiphound:

Precisely! He needs to focus and work not just “on set” but really give this his “all”. This could be THE one and bring him to a different tier of offers and opportunities. Local “nooky” (LOVE that word) needs to be avoided for the sake of the bigger picture. Relax with friends but keep the focus.

If his behavior in Serbia reflects the influence of a “Life Coach” right now. I think he needs a refund.

Accent-wise. You are correct. He needs to focus. I just listened to a film clip with James McAvoy doing an American accent and it was great. Look at Hugh Laurie doing “House”. It can be done. Gerry has the talent and I think he can do it. He needs to NEED to do and WANT to do it. He needs to get obsessed by it because then he’ll invest the energy. Perhaps less cleanses and more work with an acting coach.

I just had to see such potential squandered. If he could raise his game and have more input in the industry, think of the stories/projects he could bring forward. THAT would be the best “high”…not a random violinist/modest/entertainment reporter.

GH, you have great observations.

hellotheregb @ 05/12/2010 at 11:49 am

@news: I am going to drive up to see what I can see. Anyone up for the trip? much better than the “vegas” convention!
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lol@Merlin: Gina in an Evil mood! Good for her she probably gets a chance for pay at times!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 11:53 am

GH: Precisely! He needs to focus and work not just “on set” but really give this his “all”. This could be THE one and bring him to a different tier of offers and opportunities. Local “nooky” (LOVE that word) needs to be avoided for the sake of the bigger picture. Relax with friends but keep the focus. If his behavior in Serbia reflects the influence of a “Life Coach” right now. I think he needs a refund.

Accent-wise. You are correct. He needs to focus. I just listened to a film clip with James McAvoy doing an American accent and it was great. Look at Hugh Laurie doing “House”. It can be done. Gerry has the talent and I think he can do it. He needs to NEED to do and WANT to do it. He needs to get obsessed by it because then he’ll invest the energy. Perhaps less cleanses and more work with an acting coach.
I just had to see such potential squandered. If he could raise his game and have more input in the industry, think of the stories/projects he could bring forward. THAT would be the best “high”…not a random violinist/modest/entertainment reporter.

What he needs is to do is invest in an acting coach and not a life coach..If he wants to bring his game several levels up, he better dish the cash on a decent acting coach..

New here – this guy is a piece of work! How can he stay out EVERY night?? He’s really up there in age right? forty-something.

@Lyonna:
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Well if he follows Aniston’s path… she just hired her acting coach to be her life coach. Like I said before… she has had this acting coach for like 20 YEARS and her acting is still mediocre… so what does that say for her future life!?!?!?! Ouch.
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Well I can’t say what Butler has delivered in the acting department in Serbia and we won’t see the results for months. Fiennes has been complimentary of his talent so maybe the extracurricular activities didn’t distract too much. Childers will be a challenge for him too. Accent aside, Childer’s life story is quite an emotional ride.
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It seems some are judging the actor with only input from the playboy ways. Since none of us were on the set, at this point I’m on the wait-and-see fence for Coriolanus.
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@Ballerina – 40 is up there? OMG I’m speechless. Speaking from the 30′s crowd… pffffft. Sorry but that is a pretty ridiculous statement girl.
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sukar, welcome back. You were missed.

redOctober @ 05/12/2010 at 12:36 pm

Sukar , nice to see you back. With my friend from UK we are planning to go to Egypt in a near future. It has been our dream for many years.

@LauraS: OH, my. Those photos. Not a bad apple in the bunch. Thanks for posting. He can be stunning.

Lots of great insightful posts here today, but I just can’t stop laughing about fartgate! So mature, I know. :-D

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 12:56 pm

I’m thinking back on that red-face in the singing photos and the comments about blood pressure. Gerry has put his body through a lot.
Sometimes I’m afraid I’m going to log-on to JJ and find that he’s had a stroke or a heartattack and is in serious condition in a hospital.

I sure hope that kind of thing isn’t what it will take to slow him down.

And, yes, he CAN look amazing, and he CAN be adorable on talk shows and, he CAN sound intelligent in interviews…and he CAN give strong, moving and credible performances. The question is always…WILL he do those things this time…and next time…

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 1:01 pm

Question: Who has custody of Lolita when he’s working on location?

@LauraS:

yep that’s them it’s even further back than I thought. They are some of my favourite pictures of him – he’s hotter than hot. I bet you’d have to take a second look if somebody as hot as that walked past.

@hazelnut:
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I’m with you on FartGate.
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I’m a nurse and you wouldn’t believe what we hear on a daily basis plus what follows the sound. And the smell. I mean that is a f*cking mess.
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Let’s put this in the correct perspective…A little toot in a club is absolutely nothing. hehe

@lyonna fyi – most countries in africa were colonized by either french or the english. i doubt they are going to write about gerard butler – if they even know who he is – in their local languages.

even though gerry is flavor of the month in the developed world he is by no means big enough to merit the same amount of attention in the 3rd world – Will Smith and Tom Cruise would probably going to get a reaction.

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 1:12 pm

If they film in South Africa, then he likely will get lots of attention unless all the media is focused on the World Cup. Clubbing by night rescuing orphans and fighting the janjaweed by day. How’s that for mind blowing.

here he goes with his hand don her pants
http://www.gbgalsgallery.com/v/partiesetc/la1004/a8.jpg.html
and here she stops him
http://www.gbgalsgallery.com/v/partiesetc/la1004/a9.jpg.html
I guess she is not one of the hos he is used to that’s why he never saw her again. Good for you girl.
does anyone know who the African girl is?

@Fritz the Cat:
I think a lot of peeps visit here for precisely that reason. The man is not boring and he’s pretty good eye candy as well.
Oh…and a handful of posters here make my day a little brighter.
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*hugs* You rock girl!!
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@Lyonna: I was pissing on my pants.. even my mother knows about Martina!! LMAO
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Weird, isn’t it?? ROFL… you had your daily dose of gossip today too!!
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@sallyo:
even though gerry is flavor of the month in the developed world he is by no means big enough to merit the same amount of attention in the 3rd world – Will Smith and Tom Cruise would probably going to get a reaction.
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Don’t underestimate Gerry’s tabloid power, we said exactly the same thing before he could go to Serbia.
Do you think there wouldn’t be any pics about him clubbing in Africa?? Or singing songs with locals?
Don’t count on that sally!!

@lolita:
I think the girl in the pics is married too, it seems to me she has a gold ring on her left hand.
Very pretty, but definitively not one of his ho’s… out of his league, as all the good smart women I think!!

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 1:27 pm

Check out the twitter that supposedly belongs to Ralph Fiennes, it does tend to sound like him but who knows:
http://twitter.com/ralphfiennes

@Merlin:
He has some nerve doing that to her in public when she is married no less. He loves the ladies but a little bit of self-control will go a long way.

@Merlin: true, south africa may have more of a paparazzi culture so if he’s over there then he might get snapped. other african countries, not so much.
plus – most people don’t get US weekly in africa – the tabloid effect is not as powerful. further to that, legit film distribution is not strong in these countries, pirated stuff, yes so they may be aware of him from that.

a lot of the ‘big’ stars have done hard graft making themselves bankable internationally. gerry hasn’t done half as much leg work and being the talk of the tabloids doesn’t cut it.

@lolita:
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that was years ago… I wouldn’t waste too much anger on it. :)

@Manny:
yes, you’re right it was along time ago. But did he change or slow down a bit from these antics? Not really- he’s still doing the same thing. Remember finger gate?

im starting to think gerry has the worst luck when it comes to candid shots. they paint him in a really bad light.

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 1:58 pm

@sallyo: It doesn’t help when he certainly gives the impression he knows the paps are watching and he does shocking things exactly to provoke the paps. Yes he can be so adorably 12 sometimes.

@sallyo:
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There is probably more truth in that than we probably know. Remember during the filming of Booty Hunter and they had a pic where they said he had his hand on JA’s ass… well, turns out he was lifting his arm up behind her and didn’t even stop near her butt.
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@lolita – you are right, the antics continue on. No surprise there. Sorry I just can’t muster up any righteous anger about this stuff any more. You either will give him a pass on it or not. I choose not to care… now if it was my ass… the story might be different. :)

@Manny:
I’m not really angry with him, I’m just fascinated by his personality. Usually when people reach 40 they do tend to slow down a bit. I wonder if he ever takes time to be alone and figure things out, because you just can’t repeat the same old same old. Does he ever get tired of it?

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 2:11 pm

@gossiphound:

“So adorably 12…” I like the way you put that!

To Tell The Truth @ 05/12/2010 at 2:16 pm

@Clarie: At same event, he was with Camilla aka Waverly Woman aka Fishnet Lady:
http://www.gbgalsgallery.com/v/partiesetc/wynning506/a6.JPG.html
What was she doing with her arm behind her back – holding his hand or keeping it of her assterisk?

s. cal. pal @ 05/12/2010 at 2:21 pm

I agree that his accent for Childes will be an big issue for him. It might take away and diminish whatever great acting he puts up and that would be a shame if it does. It’s strange he sounded so natural and appealing in interviews and yet sounded corny and warped in movies. I don’t know if it’s a matter of more practice or more sessions with a speech coach. Based on my observation he does better when he relaxes the muscles around his mouth and are not so emphatic about each word he utters. Maybe they should adjust his microphone to amplify his sound more so he can speak in a lower voice and let the flow of speech be more even and effortless. But hey what do I know.

he didnt get nominated for any mtv movie awards. i guess none of his films last year were hugely popular. was it just ugly truth that was no 1? how to train your dragon excluded.

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 3:07 pm

or everyone was too focused on his Serbian exploits to vote or too busy voting in the E! Online Last Real Man in Hollywood poll?

gossiphound @ 05/12/2010 at 3:18 pm

I see the official Cannes site has a daily who was here today and no Butler. If that is Fiennes twitter, Ralph is already working on editing the film so Ou est Gerry? There was some talk on that TV interview of Martina on Croatian TV about Gerry going to Croatia, Dubrovnik? Is that where the beaches are?

Guess Robin Hood opened Cannes, Cate Blanchett looking ethereal as usual, Crowe brought his boys to Cannes.

s. cal. pal @ 05/12/2010 at 3:27 pm

He’s had enough red carpet experience for a while and is sick of it and I guess he will take a pass for Cannes. I don’t blame him.

I agree with Ballerina – I am 43 and SORRY but 40-something IS UP THERE to be clubbing every G.D. night for chrissakes.
Looking like an old trout. WHat a loser he is

@gossiphound: I see the official Cannes site has a daily who was here today and no Butler. If that is Fiennes twitter, Ralph is already working on editing the film so Ou est Gerry? There was some talk on that TV interview of Martina on Croatian TV about Gerry going to Croatia, Dubrovnik? Is that where the beaches are?

Guess Robin Hood opened Cannes, Cate Blanchett looking ethereal as usual, Crowe brought his boys to Cannes.
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I had a look at the Cannes pics, Crowe looking good, his wife too; Cate, you used the right word, ethereal as usual!!
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When I have a look at these serious actors pics, well… it makes me wonder why the h*ll I come here to comment on Gerard Butler.
What a douch*bag…. he had potential, guess he couldn’t care less to use it.. :(

s. cal. pal @ 05/12/2010 at 4:13 pm

Maybe he knows he will never be as good as some of the greatest actors so he decides to seize the day having as much fun as possible while his fame lasts. He showed potentials and they are just that, potentials. None of his movies so far has convinced me he has the acting talent for a great actor or anything more than a ok actor. It’s not his fault that no every actor turns out to be great. He is what he is, a fascinating person and a mediocre actor. I am fine with that. I think one sets himself/herself for disappointment if he/she wish for something that’s just not there.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 4:15 pm

@Merlin: If he really is just all about the attention and nothing more, we should all stop posting. Remember, JJ and the other gossip sites keep posting stuff because people keep reading it.

On the other hand, I think there may be a part of him that wants to change. Or at least we all hope so.

@sallyo:

I know Sallyo, half of Central Africa and North Africa was colonized by the French, and the south by the English and Dutch, (where the Afrikaans dialect/language springs from). Actually in a few places such as Mozambique, Spanish is an official language and a couple of other African countries have Arab as their official language as well..

But as Merlin has put it, I wouldn’t be surprised ( actually i would be surprised if he doesn’t pull a couple of public appearances) if he gets media coverage while shooting in Africa. You’re going to see him in the local press, that I guarantee you. This is the way many movies get promoted before they hit the theaters, advertising a movie isn’t restricted to tv/web trailers ( and now twitter and facebook; you’ve got to love social media, word of mouth galore and most importantly it’s free) and movie critics prior to its launch or premiere..

A movie gets promoted throughout ALL stages of production and what better way to instill and peak interest in an upcoming movie while having the lead actor schmoozing with the locals and with public appearances on location…
My bet is that he will visit many local orphanages, will attend the world Cup (which we will definitely see pics similar to that of the Tennis Open in Serbia) will attend some other local causes and events etc..It’s free PR for the movie… any studio executive would be a complete moron if he didn’t implement such a pr strategy…

Merlin, yeah go figure, even my mom was going on about him, I was like: this conversation is ABOUT ME not about HIM for Christ’s sake!!! LMAO

I can’t believe I wrote a whole essay on the promotion of a movie… God I feel lame!!

@Lyonna: all im saying is he isnt as big a star there as he would be in Europe and US. He is probably the equivalent of maybe what channing tatum is here (sad but true) – a little bit on the radar and mostly among younger people. this is outside s. africa mind you – there things are a bit more advanced. If I asked 100 people on the streets of Dar es Salam who Gerard butler was i could bet you none would know.

Production/his team will be more of the instigator to push publicity so Im sure we will see images but they will definitely have more control of whats being released for public consumption.

@sallyo:

I don’t disagree, I doubt half of the Sudanese population have any idea who Gerard Butler is. They have bigger fish to fry such as making ends meet…It makes you think of the disparity of this f***d up world we live in..

On on hand you have Gerry Butler who flies first class and has luxury real estate located in the 3 most expensive cities (London, NY and LA) around the world and then you have families and communities in god forsaken parts of the world who live in shantytowns with no food, clean water, health care, education and the list goes on…

@Lyonna: Merlin, yeah go figure, even my mom was going on about him, I was like: this conversation is ABOUT ME not about HIM for Christ’s sake!!! LMAO
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ROFLMAO!!
Unfortunately our moms always talk about him for the wrong reasons.. last year, when he was filming TBH, my mom said “mmmm, not bad the new Aniston’s boyfriend”… she didn’t have a clue she saw him in Nim’s island or Phantom of the opera.. yeah, go figure!!
Gerry will be remembered for the gossip hookups….
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@Fill In Name Here:
If he really is just all about the attention and nothing more, we should all stop posting. Remember, JJ and the other gossip sites keep posting stuff because people keep reading it.
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This is a gossip board and, of course, we all come here to comment on gossip facts; so I think it would be better if Gerry…wasn’t here at all. Us, perhaps we could comment on another celeb anyway, couldn’t we?
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OT:
1) I saw Prince of Persia trailer, Jake Gyllenhaal is yummy in that movie… did they use CGI to make him appear like that?
2) Russell Crowe tweets… how come Crowe started using twitter? That’s lame Russell…

Get your facts straight @ 05/12/2010 at 4:42 pm

@gossiphound: Où est Butler? On his way to LA according to a twitter from London this morning!

hollaaaa @girlterate haa! you are gonna end up on some kind of list! liam’s just about to go to LA and has gerard butler on his flight!

@Merlin: jake gyllenhaal is winning me back!!

@Merlin:

LOL!! so true, moms always know how to seize them up eh?!
I remember my mom telling me, isn’t he a little too old for you, I was like: I’m not planning on marrying him?! what kind of question was that for crying out loud!! Now I’m going all Sam Worthington on her…yeah I know he’s a midget, but he’s got something!! ; )

@sallyo:
Me too!! I want to see this one… maybe it’s same old same usual Disney movie but… I’m a bit curious… ;-)
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@Get your facts straight:
Then, he’s in for more…clubbing!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey LA girls, Gerard Butler is landing!!!!!!!!!

oh and add Henry Cavill in that list… That man is seriously a hot piece of ASS!!

take note @ 05/12/2010 at 5:03 pm

@Merlin: I don’t see how anyone can think that creepy Russell Crowe looks good. I saw a promo for Robin Hood last night and gagged. Dissipated old fool thinking he can play Robin. Never in my book. Robin’s father perhaps. Talk about looking old.

@Lyonna:
My comment is awaiting moderation… I didn’t use any curse in it… I was talking about Sam worthington, hey JJ… Gerry is a bit jealous??

@Merlin:

why?! poor Sam, I think he deserves some place under the sun too.. : (
Gerry has instructed JJ not to allow any discussions on his threads mentioning the competition: Sam Worthington.. His name is probably automatically blocked!

@take note:
Take note that Crowe is 46 and could kick your a$$ everyday… Crowe rules in the movies, and yes.. when he’s all cleaned up, he looks good too!!
Gerry would be more than happy to look that old and creepy at 46….

@Lyonna:
Gerry has instructed JJ not to allow any discussions on his threads mentioning the competition: Sam Worthington.. His name is probably automatically blocked!
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Rofl!! It could be… Some time ago, on another board, a poster commented that Gerard is a Sam Worthington wannabe… Considering their age difference and acting experience, that was quite an insult… to Gerry.
I had posted some interesting things about him but Alan is probably patrolling the boards to avoid fans leave Gerry for Sam.. bwahaha, kidding!!

@Merlin:

Yes he does kick-ass, and manages to work consistently with well-known and established directors, and he’s a truly gifted actor. yeah his looks have faded and he’s not known for the prettiest actor out there, but it just proves that he has acting talent.
As long as I’m not the recipient of a flying phone,
he’s good in my book : )
Speaking of which, Leonard DiCaprio is another one that is due for an Oscar, he always gets snubbed by the Academy Awards, it’s beyond me…
Examples to emulate for a certain Scot which does have potential but needs to lay off the BS and get cracking….

Kline @ 05/12/2010 at 3:41 pm
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I agree with Ballerina – I am 43 and SORRY but 40-something IS UP THERE to be clubbing every G.D. night for chrissakes.
Looking like an old trout.
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God if I only have your version of 43 to look forward to and not Butler’s…hell just kill me now. :(

take note @ 05/12/2010 at 5:15 pm

@Merlin: To each his own. Crowe makes my skin crawl.

Aside from that, I just can’t buy anyone long in the tooth playing Robin at the height of his ‘career.’ At least when Sean Connery had the role, it was “Old Robin.”

@Merlin:

Hmm.. well you do know that Sam has graduated from NIDA, right? one of the most prestigious acting schools in Australia, may I add…
Given the right vehicle, he can kick ass just as his fellow New Zealander Crowe..

dam turnip @ 05/12/2010 at 5:17 pm

i always said there is more than one way to choke the chicken

@Lyonna:
Examples to emulate for a certain Scot which does have potential but needs to lay off the BS and get cracking….
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Russell Crowe/Maximus Decimus Meridius: Strenght and honor!!

Gerard Butler: Zzzzzzz…. zzzzz… zzzzz….

Russell Crowe/Robin Hood: It means “never give up”.

Gerard Butler: Zzzzzzz… zzzzz…. zzzzz…

Cell phone rings, drin drin…
Gerard Butler: Uh… oopss… Hello, who’s there… Bloody h*ll I was dreaming Russell Crowe….
Margaret Butler: Son, it’s your Ma, for g*d’s sake…. still falling asleep while learning your lines??? Stop going to bed at 6 a.m.!!!

@Lyonna:
I totally agree!! Let’s hope HW doesn’t change him….

@take note: I understand what you are saying. I don’t think anyone past their early 30s should portray Robin Hood. And that includes Mr. Butler!

Same as the Jamie Frasher character some are so hot for Gerard to take on. He’s way beyond the young Jamie of the early books, but could be the Jamie of the later ones.

@Cora:

Cora, ITAWY I think his ego gets in the way of his potential as an actor. Because of his good looks and charm, he’s been able to get away with a lot, especially when he was younger. He’s chosen the right career for himself, something that feeds his ego and gives him all the attention he wants and needs. Unfortunately, unless he gets serious about honing his acting skills, the good looks and charm will eventually fade and he’ll be forced to grow up and behave like an adult, at least part of the time. I really think he tries, but he’s a compulsive type person and can’t seem to help himself. As long as the ladies continue to fall at his feet, he’s going to milk it until he can’t any more. He’s enjoying the fruits of his labors while he can and we can enjoy it or not for as long the Butler gravy trains keeps rolling along. Enjoy the ride. All aboard!!!

ROLFMAO!!!!! Ok here’s my version, slightly modified:
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Russell Crowe/Maximus Decimus Meridius: Strenght and honor!!

Gerard Butler: Sex and Hoes! Bootycall duty on my honour!!….

Russell Crowe/Robin Hood: It means “never give up”.

Gerard Butler/ whateverhisname was in bounty hunter: it means “I will never give up” on booty

@Goodness!:

Another catfight… he’s got them lined up doesn’t he? I’ve to give him credit for that..

@Lyonna:
ROFL!!! We’re sure he won’t ever give up on booty!!
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@Tonto:
I totally agree, let’s enjoy the ride… at least until he doesn’t fall apart!!
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@A Fan:
You can like Russell Crowe or Kevin Kostner more or less, but Robin Hood has no age, nobody knows when he was born or when he died. In our imaginary idea of Robin Hood probably Errol Flynn set the age around 30, but hystorically it’s not proved R. Hood was that old when he became an outlaw.
As concerning Jamie Fraser, he’s 24 during the first 2 books, but 44 from Voyager onwards, so Gerry would be perfect… just for the age though, I don’t really see him being casted as Fraser.

@Goodness!:
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This is priceless:
“Jen always accepted that she and Gerard weren’t dating exclusively.”
ROFL!!

WoW.. on the rating system, everyone on this page has gotten a -1.. somebody is trigger happy : )
Ok, we’ve had better material in the past, but come on that’ s just HARSH!!

now all posts have went back to 0. WTF??!!

@Lyonna: “now all posts have went back to 0. WTF??!!”
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I don’t know who gave the thumbs down to the entire page, but I rectified it by giving them all the thumbs up, so that’s why they all went back to zero.

@Cora:

that explains it! thanks : )

@Cora:
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Can I play too? Thumbs up for me too. hehehehehe

@Manny:
Agreed!! ;-)

Stinkylouise @ 05/12/2010 at 6:48 pm

http://radiokotor.info/mn/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6685&Itemid=73

They’re still filming. They’ve just changed locations and are in Montenegro.

Montenegro? Excellent location!
all joking aside, hope he really enjoys his time there! : )
… it’s an awesome place!

redOctober @ 05/12/2010 at 7:06 pm

@Stinkylouise:

Thanks for the link! : )

yesssssss @ 05/12/2010 at 7:29 pm

http://www.gloriamagazin.com/362/naslovna/ I just found this stupid interview.You can translate it if you want to.I think that all that she said was already mentioned.Here in this article she states that she calls GB Gerry and when he was sending her messages he called her “baby” but never in person.She said that they were seeing each other only at the night because of his work on the movie.The article was probably written while he was still in Serbia.She said that when they went out they were driving in decent cars and not limos and he was wearing causal clothes.He sometimes used to tell her some quote from the movie and make fun of it just for her.She also said that he is going to Montenegro and then back to the Sates and that is weird because the press here reported that GB went to the Sates and the rest of the crew went to Montenegro.I prefer to believe the press and not this wannabe model.
don’t know why I’m posting this but I thought that some of you would maybe interested in this BS.
I have just one message for her which GB would also say: Get a life!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 7:31 pm

Don’t know who tweeted that Gerry is enroute to LA via London but here’s a link to an article dated yesterday including photos of him on set in Montenegro:

http://radiokotor.info/mn/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=6685&Itemid=73

Here’s the “translation”

After Belgrade, where he was in the club ‘Oh! Sinema ‘prepared farewell party for the film crew’ Coriolanus’ Scottish actor Džerard Butler from now on Blackoj Gori. In Kotor we found him in sivomaslinastoj uniform, while shooting scenes for new film. Part of the Parilla and northern gate today in the afternoon were periodically closed to passersby, and the crew on the set, we learned only that allowed providing any information and photographs. By nature friendly butler, but is happy to respond to passers-by who were seeking the common image.

gotta be kidding @ 05/12/2010 at 7:33 pm

sorry, no offense, but i just read the whole thread to catch up, being away for awhile, and I am not believing anybody’s earlier gerry **** stories! it’s just so easy to make up and say he did ’cause it’s funny. none of you ever heard the man ****!

gotta be kidding @ 05/12/2010 at 7:35 pm

@gotta be kidding:

good grief, the word they’re editing is fa /rt!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/12/2010 at 7:37 pm

@Stinkylouise:

Oops. You beat me to it! :o)

Anyhow, notice how the partying led the story…

whats she going on about stray dogs for? she thinks she’s heather mills? on a positive note, she looks much better in these shots than she did in the candids at the club. but i dont know where dzerard finds the energy. if i were in his position id hardly bother with the ‘seduction’.

gotta be kidding @ 05/12/2010 at 7:42 pm

thw word they are editing for some strange reason is fa/rt

FartGate… ClubbingGate… SeductionGate… 40-is-too-oldGate…
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Another fine day in the Gerry Butler show. :)

yesssssss @ 05/12/2010 at 7:51 pm

http://www.dan.co.me/?nivo=3&rubrika=Kultura&datum=2010-05-12&clanak=230942 here is the article from Montenegrin press and it is true.They will be in Kotor for two days.I just send a message to a friend who studies in Kotor and told him to kidnap GB for me.LOL

yesssssss @ 05/12/2010 at 8:00 pm

I think that maybe they didn’t inform the press that GB is in Montenegro because some reporters there are crazy.When Jolie-Pit came to Montenegro a month ago some reporters were following them and made Brad very mad.Here is the link if you would like to see it:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5o9OWsDaU

..Fartgate….lol….

a more indepth analysis maybe needed…. so enjoy

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now I am off to eat beans,drink beer and watch the hockey

aaahhhh sh.ite sorry won’t link

joke lost its thunder..shaking fist at jj….

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leaving now going back to grade 3….i laughed… :)

hellotheregb @ 05/12/2010 at 8:28 pm

@Love the G-man: you must also be from the chi town area. I f you are lets get in the car and drive to mich this summer and stalk gman on set or be extras!
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@Cora: he was in the ER getting a band aid put on a Boo Boo.

if the word f.art is in the link it won’t work…just type in F.art sound board folks…funny

@spanky….oops..had a “gerry “moment…thanks I forgot I can’t write or post the word f.art

now i really am hanging my head in shame and leaving

.the Blackhawk fan has showed up anyway. and killed my mood..lol.. *kidding hellothere*

@Manny: ooooh manny…it would have been funny if it worked…hugs….i like the packing tape one…lol thanks babe….

redOctober @ 05/12/2010 at 8:40 pm

@yesssssss:

Thanks yesssss! …really Montenegro is a must go …beautiful place. http://www.worldisround.com/articles/220816/photo61.htm

@Manny:
You either will give him a pass on it or not. I choose not to care… now if it was my ass… the story might be different

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-10/#comments#ixzz0nlYa38O4
You only care if a guy messes with you but give him a free pass if he acts like a dog with other women? That shows you have little empathy or care for others, and if you are a good nurse you should have those things in abundance.
You have made it clear you hate women and don’t care if they are treated badly, as is evident in your endless b!tchery about Aniston and calling Martina a wh*re. You aren’t the only one but you are the most consistent.

hellotheregb @ 05/12/2010 at 9:11 pm

@New to JJ Posting: LMAO “If his behavior in Serbia reflects the influence of a “Life Coach” right now. I think he needs a refund.” I would like that role, “life coach needed to party, have nookie and party more and late until the wee morning!”

Love the G-man @ 05/12/2010 at 9:18 pm

@hellotheregb:

Not from CHI town but it is one of my favorite cities. Saw POTO live at the Opera House there.

My BF wouldn’t approve of my stalking the G-man. He thinks he is better looking and cleaner than the G-man. He does wear less jewelry than G-man!

@cjr:
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You can think whatever you want. It is funny as hell to me that the only time you show up is to snark at me. I have been a lot easier on the situation than other posters in this thread and I’m the only one you choose to target… just hate me only huh?
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As for caring about his extracurricular activities how he treats those activities and how they respond, not my business. I’m not that invested.
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Plus the “my ass” portion was a joke. No sense of humor tonight I see. :(
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BTW, have a nice evening. :)

curious cat @ 05/12/2010 at 10:09 pm

Oh, my, I miss a day or two and there’s a new thread about nothing and 300 comments. Some witty, funny, thoughtful comments here as usual, many from regs, but a lot of wasted effort by all of us. A few replies. At Butler’s Chart #20. He made it all up about needing permission I am sure. You can’t take anything he says seriously except on a few occasions when he has responded seriously to serious questions by good interviewers, not gushing stupid questions from lamebrains about his sex life and trying to ingratiate themselves with him in hopes of a role in his next movie, etc. He has said in the past that he used to believe in his rock band days that he was the next Jim Morrrison. He mentioned that name so he must have been a fan of that star. Sondra at #59 You go girl. I reckon few people here can speak Danish. Why bash anyone for imperfect grammar as long as you understand what is said. And yes, we will miss those quaint Serbian translations, and South Africans do speak English as the official language (ever listen to Nelson Mandela’s speeches or study the history of the country?) so we will get English language stories. Any other language will be a bonus.
Sukar you made me howl! “The Egyptian walk makes Aussies look way too fast.” After some time spent in Oz, I found languid Hawaii crackled and sizzled with energy in comparison. You give new meaning to the song “Walk Like an Egyptian.” ;) A favorite song of mine, btw. Clever beyond belief. One of those sly songs you can’t believe anyone thought up. With all those frieze poses.
Manny, if GB had fingered my a** in public I probably would have slapped his. Also publicly. And got my 15 minutes of fame!
One more thought. I enjoy comments, many repetitive, about this somehow intriguing if flawed pseudo-star, whether people agree with me or not, but could we have a moratorium on sappy defenses about let him live his life, get a life yourself, he isn’t hurting anyone, he has the right to date whom he wants, do what he wants, etc? Nobody’s denying that. But if he takes on the role of a public figure and behaves like a jerk, squanders his promise as an actor, disappointing his audience, we have every right to an opinion about that. Well, trivia rules here. Last thread it was a zit, and this thread it is a f***. and before that, uncut vs. cut. What next? What some of us wanted and still want from an actor we thought was talented, intelligent, well educated and passionate about his career, are important, breaktaking, thought-provoking, award winning, talk about it forever films. So far his own company has produced ONE film, Law Abiding Citizen, a weak, improbable, forgettable full-of-holes thriller, and he has spent his talent on romcoms and kids movies and another forgettable thriller. You walk out of the theater and you never think about that film again, let alone buy, rent or watch it. He defends his choices. Of course. He has to. He has to promote the films he chooses and the stars he works with are all the best and greatest. We know we will get that. Okay, say we expected too much, let him live his life and all that, but we also have the right to stop seeing his movies any time we choose. There is one actor on TV I dislike so much that I switch the channel whenever I see his face because I associate him with schlock I don’t want to watch. And he’s a good lookin’ guy and seems nice in interviews. But I have learned what to expect from his vehicles. From all the comments on these threads it’s clear GB can’t ride on sex appeal and celebrity gossip, nightbclubbing and snogging women on the street forever. Have a good week, posters. Oh, my, I wrote too long again.

Rotten Eggs @ 05/12/2010 at 10:10 pm

Raise your hand if you wish MANNY would just stfu and go away for good

hellotheregb @ 05/12/2010 at 10:14 pm

Interesting comments Martina noted in her interview>>>

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“but I noticed that he was delighted with the publication of these photos.”
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“Gerrard is a very unusual and unique in everyday communication.”
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“Is extremely penetrating, and has a specific color of eyes” here she mentions his “view” I think stare or what she notice about him first.
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/#comment-16918017″>spanky: Sorry who would have guessed about the Black Hawks!
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@Love the G-man: Maybe you could outfit him in some cheap jewelery and Gman’s style of clothing! Then you would have the whole package! Poorly dressed and better looking!

Blue, er...NOVEMBER @ 05/12/2010 at 10:14 pm

*RAISING HAND
@Rotten Eggs:

He's is La La Land @ 05/12/2010 at 10:15 pm

LA hoes are getting their hair and nails done right as we speak – their pimp has arrived over there in Hell-aye…

hellotheregb @ 05/12/2010 at 10:22 pm

@Rotten Eggs: you STFU If you don’t like others posts don’t read them. It’s simple, simpleton!!!!!!

@trying,@stinky and @get your facts straight…your still in it to win it wow..congratulations ….the Habs are alive!!!

..wink and frantic wave @ hellothere.gb…Blackhawks aside….i will look for the Prophet and Mother at the vid store…the trailers look interesting, thanks for the tips.

@manny…just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water….lol..wtf??? PINEAPPLE!!!!

Fritz the Cat @ 05/12/2010 at 10:30 pm

*heavy sigh*

I see the haters are out in full force tonight.

There’s probably something out there, because I just went over on IMDB and the s**t going on over there is crazier than here:

I have no idea what this poster Gerryscoolwhateverthehell is going on about:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0124930/board/flat/162709000?p=3

She may just need a google translator of her own.. The woman sounds out of her f*****g mind. It sounds like she’s talking to herself..LMAO

Sometimes this man’s fandom crosses borders beyond anyone’s lucid imagination…

Trying to figure it out @ 05/12/2010 at 10:47 pm

@Spanky
Waves and hugs to you girlie. Great game tonight – there is other entertainment out there other than gbutt. I wonder who’ll be in the next round?

Waves and hugs to you too Fritz. Poor old Manny is always getting it from someone, sending hugs your way girlie. Anyone know where Mr. Giggles went?

@Lyonna:
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LMAO. Thanks for posting that. Makes our nutters here seem so sane.
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Can I have some of what she is smoking? hehehehehe :)

Get your facts straight @ 05/12/2010 at 10:50 pm

@spanky: *celebrating my Habs’ win* Anyone want some chocolate cookies? LOL :)

@hellotheregb: In the Croatian translation I read Martina said that Gerard was NOT happy about the publication of the photos:
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“Having appeared our shared photos, avoid coming out because it was made problem. I assume that he considers it to monitor virtually every turn. I do not know what it all used to and what plans there, but I noticed that he was not thrilled with the publication of these photographs. Commented something like: “Well, a girl you can not even go out to the ordinary meeting.”

Love the G-man @ 05/12/2010 at 10:54 pm

@hellotheregb:

Uh, he would never wear a c@ck hat or button fly jeans. There is a reason why….

@Manny:

She’s clearly insane… I’ve read some of her posts.. the woman must be suffering from some sort of mental condition.. that and she’s always Nailing something!! maybe she will actually get nailed for once and put us all out of our misery! LOL

some of the comments over there make this place seem juvenile in comparison..

Like this for example, some of this name-calling is unbelievably uncalled for: on behalf of Martina and every girl pictured with him, I PROTEST! It’s pretty disgusting…

by GerrysCoolCatChick 2 hours ago (Wed May 12 2010 17:38:03)
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Thanks for the summarized translation, and your English is great. Film of the woman Gerry fcked in Belgrade, charming. Spotted in a restaurant so he invited her over to his table where he did the math (just from that) she was an easy target for a Belgrade lay made easy for the film shoot.

From reading her I could see lots of lies. Won’t say how. Think he singled her out as a easy conquest but for whatever reasons they are his. He does have a great body. She did not go to Greece cos he asked her not to? Interesting that. Next “date” in his rented house? Wow. Suspect that is where her night of unforgettable passion took place. Natural blond? My bus fare is on no, but shaved I suspect that doesn’t matter so who care. He’s poor taste in junk food. He does.

Good kisser? Who would not know this. Luck for her he loves to kiss as many men aren’t that into it. Here is where he excels along with his lovemaking techniques honed from loving women and travels. Luck girl her. Not woman, girl. Stupid fame-***** girl. This fuels his ego and hers. Sad. Hate this. Bad for his I’m not what they say I am image he was trying to correct a few months ago. Interesting she didn’t tell the world he doesn’t snore but guess by then that was old news and that they slept embraced throughout the night… cos he was so into her?

Seeing her here makes me wonder what extraordinary beauty he saw, as I see… none. Suspect that is a workable, profitable… line.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 10:57 pm

I promised myself I wouldn’t post again. But oh well. It would seem that people posting are being hard on some of the women he has encountered (Martina, etc). That is not to say that these same people are not equal opportunity (namely, GB himself) – they are. There’s no hypocrisy or secret misogynistic conspiracy going on here.

@Lyonna: And I thought Faulker’s novels were hard to follow.

@Fill In Name Here:

LMAO! I don’t know what language this woman is speaking… but clearly she can’t write one coherent sentence…

cubedweller @ 05/12/2010 at 11:01 pm

@curious cat: “What next? What some of us wanted and still want from an actor we thought was talented, intelligent, well educated and passionate about his career, are important, breaktaking, thought-provoking, award winning, talk about it forever films. So far his own company has produced ONE film, Law Abiding Citizen, a weak, improbable, forgettable full-of-holes thriller, and he has spent his talent on romcoms and kids movies and another forgettable thriller. You walk out of the theater and you never think about that film again, let alone buy, rent or watch it.”
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Well said, CC.
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@hellothregb: He called her “Baby”? He probably can’t remember any of the names of his encounters. LOL! Short-term memory is just one of the many things that start to degrade after 40.
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Nite-nite JJrs.

@Goodness!:
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/204463/jennifer-aniston-in-bitter-feud-with-kate-hudson-over-gerard-butler-report.html
Is this report about JA and Hudson believable? So JA actually had a relationship with the GB and then he has been lying about it for almost a year and said there is nothing going on between them?
Is anything he says ever the truth? Where does the guy get the energy to romance all of these ladies? He is such a busy bee, pollinating anything in sight.

curious cat @ 05/12/2010 at 11:16 pm

Thanks, Cube. I did mean breathtaking of course. Hey hey, we all type badly sometimes.

Stinkylouise @ 05/12/2010 at 11:22 pm

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!Onto the next round!!!!!!

So my memory maybe a little fuzzy,but didn’t Martina say they met in a nightclub? Now it’s a restaurant. Hmmmmm……………………………

And as for the JA cr*p.I called this.She has another stinker out this summer.Since her co-star is married,guess how she’s going to promote it?

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 11:28 pm

That conversation is far more entertaining the GB is.

OMFG, I have just about seen it all.. I need a mental cleanse..

Another post on IMDB- Read with Caution:

“Did you open the link and scroll down? There is a man holding a pineapple, well, there. He’s scaped and posing which makes him unattractive like some of Gerry’s poses with Jen.

Think if Gerry did this people would faint. They would.

A close up of yours
a long shot of mine
superimposed forever.
~10 cc

In my (naughty story-telling) mind this man has a beautiful *****. I imagine him proud (of it) but shy which makes him sexier, and this does not include his shout outs to it… they are for public reactions and ego building. But the real him is very in love with is *****… as often (I suspect) it is BFF and lover as well. LOL Think he reserves his ***** for those lucky enough to handle it with “junk food sex” meant to stroke his ego, which was Martina. If he reveal it they’d need to reprint the magazine several times to meet demand. (winks)”

Good night all, I think I’m going to watch the cartoon network now to rid my brain cells of all phannie erotica/delusion.. BLECH!!!!

@curious cat:

Heheh by the way I actually find Egyptians to be more lively than Australians, however we definitely walk slower. I drive my husband nuts :)

RedOctober, thanks and I hope you enjoy your visit and let me know if you need any info.

As for Gerry, I am not sure what is going on with Martina. We all know that once a girl blabs he ditches her. Yet this girl is going on and on abou their relationship, including intimate details like he doesn’t snore (which is BS by the way, there is a cute YouTube video with Gerry in Japan and he falls asleep as the interviewer is getting ready for the interview and the camera catches him snoring lol) and he is stil seeing her? WTF?

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 11:33 pm

BTW, if there are any body language experts lurking . . . can you watch that video and tell us when Martina is lying and when she is telling the truth?

@Love the G-man:
“My BF wouldn’t approve of my stalking the G-man. He thinks he is better looking and cleaner than the G-man. He does wear less jewelry than G-man!”
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Well, I’m sure in his mind if you have a boyfriend why are you interested in another man even if he’s not attainable. If he lusted after an actress you would have felt insecure also.

@Lyonna: Love him on the Tudors. He is a gorgeous man.

reality check @ 05/12/2010 at 11:37 pm

It’s a known fact that Manny is atrocious and likes to pick fights with people. She just came back to the thread about a week ago and right away there were vicious comments made against Gossiphound and Carry. When she wants to send someone a nasty comment, she hides behind another moniker. Yes, she has been merciless with her comments against JA, which shows her nasty character.

@Henry:

gorgeous doesn’t even begin to describe him..
He’s better looking than Gerry.. hands down..

@Lyonna:

OMG who is this hotness? WOW

@Lyonna: swoon…..thud……

bye bye gerry off to join henry’s fansite now……lol..thank you lyonna…you have great taste in men….sigh

@sukar:

I’m currently promoting Mr. Cavill!!

Watch him come out in full force in all widescreens- 11/11/11
in “the Immortals” as the legendary Theseus…by Tarsem Singh (The Fall)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1253864/

For now you can catch him on the Tudors..
A PURE GREEK GOD!!!

@sukar: “and he is stil seeing her? WTF?”
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There has been no indication that Gerry has seen her at all in a couple of weeks. She only ever seems to discuss one night of any intimate contact between them and that was ages ago. I think in her last interview she said she was only in communication with him (ie. texting) for about 10 days in total. I don’t think he’s seen or contacted her since her first interview broke when she confirmed to the world it was her in the photos. There has also been another blonde on the scene since then.

@Lyonna:

You are promoting a good product, thanks for the link :)

Fritz the Cat @ 05/12/2010 at 11:50 pm

@Lyonna:

She is insane. And I’m talking Kathy Bates “Misery” territory.

I have to agree @ 05/12/2010 at 11:50 pm

@Rotten Eggs:
Raise your hand if you wish MANNY would just stfu and go away for good”
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I do, she’s terrible for the thread. I’m happy to hear there are other posters who feel this way about this witch – the nurse from hell.

@Fritz the Cat:

Oh God, yes.. she’s missing too many loose screws up there…

But thankfully Henry Cavill has now proved the beauty in life still EXISTS..
He was my mental catharsis so to speak..

@sukar: Just to clarify because these translations are wonky …. I think she said either she was in contact with him for 10 days (which mostly seemed to be text messaging) or that it had been 10 days since she heard from him.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 11:54 pm

@I have to agree: We’re still on THAT topic? Let’s talk about the guy Lyonna and spanky are sweet on. He’s hot!

common sense @ 05/12/2010 at 11:55 pm

Manny was trying to pick a fight with Lolita this morning but Lolita was too stupid or too inexperienced with Manny’s tactics to realize it. She always feels that she has to set everyone straight. She should just let people have their opinions without putting her 2 cents in.
And remember how she treated Zukar last month? Then she backed off because a lot of posters were calling her on it.
PLEASE MANNY, JUST GO AWAY.

Love the G-man @ 05/12/2010 at 11:56 pm

@G’s women:

He lusts after a lot of actresses and singers and I don’t care. And he has nothing to worry about with me. I would never date someone like Gerard.I am not into players. I am here because I like some of the people who post on here. Sometimes I forget we are talking about Gerard!

And I was joking about stalking. I would never be that desperate no matter who the man is.

Interview with Henry-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUxco-0BjnY&feature=related
God isn’t he so eloquent…?!!

it seems to me @ 05/12/2010 at 11:58 pm

Henry Cavill is one of those boring robotic pretty faces which HW is crawling with.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/12/2010 at 11:59 pm

@Lyonna: Does he have a girlfriend?

And here’s another one-
this time it’s some fan vid with some of his scenes from the Tudors..but highly recommended!! LOL
and what a beautiful song may I add..

@Fill In Name Here:

I have no idea.. but I’m offering myself up to him!! LMAO

@Trying to figure it out: ”
Poor old Manny is always getting it from someone
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There is a reason why she’s always getting it. She sticks her nose where it doesn’t belong. She is a nasty person; evil nurse

@Lyonna: When I got home, I first checked out IMDb before coming here because it’s a faster read.

That wife thread is insane. I’ll admit, I don’t care for most of the posters there, but even the usual IMDb harpies must be embarrassed by this latest stuff. I think a few are drunk or on stronger meds than they should be. It went from dissing Martina to nothing that makes any sense. But GFW will come back tomorrow on another subject as if this never happened.

Waaay back on here, I was reading something about Robin Hood. Agree with whoever said Crowe is too old. (Nothing wrong with age. I’m older than Crowe. It’s just not an age appropriate role for him. IMO)I’ve always loved Robin Hood lore, and back in the 80s I just loved Robin of Sherwood. Anyone who remembers Michael Praed as Robin in that show should be able to understand why I can’t stand Crowe in the role. I’ll always have that young, long-haired gorgeous guy as my idea of Robin Hood. (Errol Flynn was OK, but I hated the page-boy wig.)

As for this thread, let it go. Come on JJ. In a few days he should be out of Kotor, and on to Preacher. Unless something memorable comes up, I’ll see you then.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 12:08 am

LOOOOL!! Our Lyonna is SMITTEN!

He is divine. You have excellent taste.

it seems to me @ 05/13/2010 at 12:09 am

Henry Cavill has only one facial expression – blank that is.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 12:10 am

@spanky: So many guys, so little time!

this writer must read jj
Is Gerard Butler the guy every girl wants to tame?
May 12, 2010
By Jaimie Mancham-Case
Gerard Butler is one of those guys that inspires fans and haters. Some women love him and some hate him. And all because he is a playboy. Many women can’t understand why a handsome, successful man can’t and won’t settle down and it becomes somewhat of a challenge.

Yes, a challenge. He then becomes the man that everyone wants to tame and domesticate. So is Gerard Butler the man of 2010 that every girl wants to tame? Before him it was George Clooney, every woman alive wanted to get that handsome man to commit to them, even though he seemed to bounce from woman to woman. However, it seems as if an Italian has taken his heart- if that is really true, who really knows but it has gotten the fans off of his back.

But it seems as if everyone has a comment to make about Gerard Butler. From his being a cad and a rake to an honest man who is just having fun; many women have something to say about this sexy Scot. And while he enjoys the notoriety of being a playboy, he is also the guy that women want to change.

http://likeitido.com/2010/05/12/is-gerard-butler-the-guy-every-girl-wants-to-tame/7656

@ spanky
how about David Gandy with Henry Cavill as manwhich??!

See David below: AND YES I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGMf97HuLv0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z_Fy4JKp_k&feature=related

@Old Mia
That place degenerates so often, it’s incredible..

@Fill In Name Here: there is always someone new waiting in Hollyweird’s wings to take GB’s place…he better watch out!!

At least GB is milking his fame for all its worth!

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 12:15 am

@news: “this writer must read jj” That’s exactly what I thought when I read that earlier today.

it seems to me @ 05/13/2010 at 12:15 am

that’s why Jonathan is a much better actor, expressive, dynamic and interesting, not like the bland boring pretty blank-staring Cavill. Pretty but dull as doorknob.

@Fritz the Cat:

Oh yes I am!!

and to think, he’s SO SO close yet so faraway….he better get his ass outside a bit more often so he madly fall in love me at first sight ! LMAO

@Fill In Name Here:

Oh you make time.. you just schedule them on different days..
all it takes is a good blackberry or iphone..

@spanky: Not for me. Good looking, but doesn’t have the chemistry that GB has for me. There are a whole lot of hot looking men out there in the world. But as far as I’m concerned, it’s G – good, bad, whatever – . It takes something more than a pretty face. It’s his whole history. Now I am off.

@Lyonna:
Pleas post more of those crazy IMDB posts

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 12:22 am

@Cora: Hey Cora this is the lamo translation from my google ” I do not know what is used and what has plans, but I noticed that he was delighted with the publication of these photos. Commented on something in the style of: “Well, a girl you can not even go out to the ordinary meeting.”

i was just posting because I thought the translation (probably wrong) was funny! You never know with G he loves his PR especially if it is FREEE!!
_________@cubedweller: I was really done with this girl a long time ago but this “interview” just cracked me up! The texts with “dear” and “baby”. NOW that is some scandal! Tiger eat your heart out man The Gman and his past chick had some really hot and heavy texting going on!

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 12:23 am

@Lyonna: LOL! Or a personal assistant!

it seems to me @ 05/13/2010 at 12:23 am

Male models will never make good actors. Think Kutcher, a pretty face but can’t act out of a bag so he has to resort to being facetious (cringe worthy to say the least) and relying on overacting to compensate for the pretty dullness male models commonly share.

I guess this man has made me lose my mind in such a way that my sentence structure made absolutely no sense whatsoever!!

“he better get his ass outside a bit more often so he madly fall in love me at first sight”

EDITED Version:
he better get his ass outside a bit more often so he can madly fall in love with me at first sight..

In a nutshell @ 05/13/2010 at 12:25 am

@gossiphound:
It does have the potential to hurt his career which is the one thing he values we think above all else. Let’s say this movie comes out and all the critics say his performance is not up to par or not up to the other actors, the ones that seemed to stay out of the limelight if not out of the clubs, they could have been out there partying away but the Serbian press did not care, you know exactly what they are going to say next. Too bad Butler was too busying partying every night to take this role seriously. He blew a golden opportunity. Now if he puts in a stellar performance then clearly in this case his extracurricular did not affect his acting, this time.

That’s it in a nutshell.

@Lyonna: OMG…..whew….is it hot in here? fanning myself.

well i have to leave you all now, blushing… i have more david gandy you tube vids to watch…..lol

i feel like i just came from a night watching the chippendale dancers!!!.

going to bed with a big smile on my face…..thanks lyonna….still blushing………

@G’s women:

This one takes the cake; they are claiming that after the location of Machine Gun Preacher was posted on IMDB, it was subsequently changed to another location because it was divulged on IMDB>

Yeah cause IMDB holds such power. LMAO!!

it seems to me @ 05/13/2010 at 12:30 am

I’d rather watch Danny DiVeto than Cavill. That’s the difference between acting and a liveless poster.

@Get your facts straight: great taste in men great taste in hockey teams…waves……and thanks for the nummy treats…ALL of them..he goes well with chocolate cookies

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 12:32 am

@Lyonna:

What’s his sign? LOL!!!!

*ducks tomatoes*

@Fritz the Cat:

LMAO!!!! Fritz he’s a taurus : )
(we both need to go into hiding right about now!!)

So confused @ 05/13/2010 at 12:35 am

I just tried to find out about Butler tonight and happened on this. I guess my name is a lie. I had to make up something. LOL. I’m not confused in the least. As far as I’m concerned, GB is the hottest dam#n man on planet earth. Hot, hot, hot. He just fits into every hero story I can think of. Don’t care about his private life. Who knows? It’s just that face. I have never seen anyone that gorgeous. Sc.rew you who don’t like him. He’s my hero of every story I have to learn in history. Makes it easy. I think I’ll get a good grade.

@Lyonna: who gandy or cavill ?

@Old Mia:
“That wife thread is insane. I’ll admit, I don’t care for most of the posters there, but even the usual IMDb harpies must be embarrassed by this latest stuff. I think a few are drunk or on stronger meds than they should be. It went from dissing Martina to nothing that makes any sense. But GFW will come back tomorrow on another subject as if this never happened”
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LMAO – I think a few are drunk or on stronger meds than they should be. It went from dissing Martina to nothing that makes any sense. You’re killing me.

it seems to me @ 05/13/2010 at 12:39 am

I kinda like the thumb down I am getting. It only shows I touched some nerves and burst someone’s bubbles. *sigh of satisfaction*

@spanky:

-Cavill is a Taurus

-Gandy is an Aquarius; Feb 19th 1980

and what do you know, Gandy is Scottish!!! -bio right below

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/misc/DavidGandy/bio.shtml

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 12:44 am

@Lyonna:

LMAOOOO! Tauruses are fatal attractions for Scorpios!! You’ll never get rid of him! (not that you’d want to).

*pats spank’s face gently* Wake up, honey.

@Fill In Name Here:

Hell, I’ll provide my services for free!! hahahah

@Fritz the Cat:

LMAO!! I know damnit!
I got rid of the taurus ex, thankfully!!

But Cavill can stay AS LONG AS HE WANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it seems to me @ 05/13/2010 at 12:51 am

David Gandy has a much more interesting face than Cavill. It has imperfection hence more character, not the symetrical generic dime-a-dozen face Cavill has. That’s why Gerard beats Brad Pitt any day in my book because G’s imperfections.

Here is G in all his glory. Thank God, there are other attractive men, but there is something extra about G that makes him so captivating.
http://introspectivemind.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/gerard-butler-picture-1.jpg
http://www.flickr.com/photos/37341181@N08/4142856887/

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 12:57 am

@Lyonna:

He’ll make you a big leather chair by hand with enough room for two…he’ll buy you cashmere sweaters so he can press his face into them/you….pull you on his lap just to stare into your eyes. Oh, and he loves your scent.

Sh*it, I need to get me a Henry. Does he have a brother?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIHn6KYPA9A&feature=fvsr

Here’s another model, true to his origins (Greek), he’s another Adonis..
This one struts his stuff like a PRO!!

@Fritz the Cat:

HE”S GOT 3 more of where all that came from Fritz!!
3 brothers… aww what a family..can I get adopted??

Trying to figure it out @ 05/13/2010 at 1:01 am

@Get Your Facts Straight
Yeah, throw some of those cookies my way. The Habs did great tonight.

@spanky:
At least GB is milking his fame for all its worth!

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-16/#comments#ixzz0nmbaBKrg

Yeah, he should be soooo proud…(snort).

Get your facts straight @ 05/13/2010 at 1:06 am

@Fritz the Cat: I need me a Taurus too! Do they go well with Cancerians? :)

Get your facts straight @ 05/13/2010 at 1:08 am

@Trying to figure it out: I need to lay down that bag of cookies. Seriously! LOL *sending them to you* I’m happy about the win, but I’m not liking the riots in the streets. Crazy drunk people! :(

the board is bored @ 05/13/2010 at 1:09 am

So Gerry has become such a joke that his threads have now turned into ones talking about other hot men? So sad…,

I see Lyonna is still spamming the board.
Makes you wonder if she ever leaves, or has a life.
Or how long until she starts talking about astrology again…..

So lovely @ 05/13/2010 at 1:09 am

@Fritz the Cat:
He’ll make you a big leather chair by hand with enough room for two…he’ll buy you cashmere sweaters so he can press his face into them/you….pull you on his lap just to stare into your eyes. Oh, and he loves your scent.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-17/#comments#ixzz0nmccmesr

Oooooohhhhh how nice. Just make mine a Taurean.

@Boy: agreed wish he would milk it more with hardwork and great films

LMAO..looks like me and some of the peeps on JJ are wired on chocolate, cavill and the Habs win tonight ….pass the taurus i mean the wine.

Romantic pairing @ 05/13/2010 at 1:15 am

@Get your facts straight:
I need me a Taurus too! Do they go well with Cancerians? :)

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-17/#comments#ixzz0nmdMeJEe

Cancerians and Taureans would make an excellent couple. Both are sensitive and compassionate. Cancerians are the empaths of the Zodiac and Taurus is likely to feel protective of Cancer who’s ego can be so easily bruised.

@the board is bored:
I see Lyonna is still spamming the board.
Makes you wonder if she ever leaves, or has a life.
Or how long until she starts talking about astrology again…..

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-17/#comments#ixzz0nmeMAfNn

Lyonna is most certainly NOT spamming the board as she has as much right to post here as anyone else. I think others have already beat Lyonna to the punch in regards to talking about astrology this night.

@the board is bored:

You see I would go on about astrology, but other posters (see right above) have beat me to the punch..

are you going on menopause by any chance??
Just slap that patch on just like the doctor prescribed and all will be fine..

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 1:20 am

@Get your facts straight: @the board is bored:

Are you a Capricorn?

@spanky:

LOL!!!!

Get your facts straight @ 05/13/2010 at 1:21 am

@Romantic pairing: Awesome! :) Thanks! I tend to date Leos and it never works out. LOL

To bring the subject back to Gerry, I’m also a Rooster (Chinese astrology)… Maybe I should get a **** hat too… LOL

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 1:22 am

@Get your facts straight:

Sorry, hun. I meant to answer…YES! VERY!

@Get your facts straight: hey i’m a leo…pick me up at 8 !

Year of the Rabbit @ 05/13/2010 at 1:35 am

@Get your facts straight:
Thanks! I tend to date Leos and it never works out. LOL

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-17/#comments#ixzz0nmi9T3FA

While I find myself greatly attracted to the more introverted water and earth signs, as an air sign I’m supposed to be better matched with other air signs and fire signs. Leos are a fire sign. Water and earth signs, in theory, supposedly work better together.

Get your facts straight @ 05/13/2010 at 1:35 am

@spanky: Hahaha I’m still recovering from my last Leo and it’s been 3 years! LOL No more! LOL But then again, I’ve been known to be a glutton for punishment!

Butler's chart @ 05/13/2010 at 1:36 am

@the board is bored:
I just stopped by for a second to see what’s going on and here go the fights again on the thread. Now it’s you against Loyonna. I don’t see how her posts should upset anyone. If you don’t like a poster just skip their post. Why are people so uncharitable around here?
@Fritz the Cat:
@Lyonna:
Hi. Would love to talk astrology with you guys but I got to go. Anyway, have fun with a Taurus. Usually he goes well with a Scorpio – fatal attraction sort of a thing. Not so good for Fritz –she is an Aquarius. But don’t forget, star signs don’t mean that much. Got to look at all his planets.
BTW, Loyonna, those posts from IMDB are hilarious. Those people are certifiable nut*jobs (don’t want to be moderated). See you guys soon.

@Year of the Rabbit: it didn’t work out with Get your facts straight, so pick me up at 9 !

the board is bored @ 05/13/2010 at 1:44 am

@Lyonna:

Lyonna – your spamming and astrology talk isn’t limited to just tonight or to just this thread. You are here posting what seems to be non-stop. And now you are bringing over stuff from IMDB as well. You must spend your days and nights obsessing about Butler and seeking attention on JJ. So keep spamming, if you like — but be prepared to have people comment on those posts.
As for your question am I “going on menopause”? hahahahha. Do you mean, am I menopausal?

What does that have to do with your spamming posts? Was that an attempt at some sort of insult?

I think you need to stick to astrology and leave the insults and wit to others.

Butler's chart @ 05/13/2010 at 1:44 am

Sorry Lyonna, spelled your moniker wrong. It’s been a very long adventurous day, so I’m exhausted; can’t even see straight.

@Butler’s chart:

Oh don’t worry about me BC.. I don’t think I will lose much sleep over it..!
And IMDB is the hub for all mental institutions escapees..

@the board is bored @ 05/13/2010 at 1:51 am

@the board is bored:

I have to agree with you. I’m not picking on any one poster, but you can clearly see that Gerryland is boring. Posters are posting back and forth about nothing.
It is what it is. But it can be kind of annoying for others to wade through all those posts to see if (and when) something new pops up in Gerryland.

you absolutely have no IDEA about my life…stop making assumptions..

But seeing as to how you’d like your board BACK..

Here have it.. it’s ALL yours.. now wallow in it..

to everyone else: It’s been fun, to say the least!

@the board is bored:
You are here posting what seems to be non-stop. And now you are bringing over stuff from IMDB as well.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-18/#comments#ixzz0nmpUl2aD

Lyonna isn’t posting any more than most people here. It would appear Lyonna prefers the night shift here at Just Jared’s Gerry World, like many others. Alot of IMDBers post here BTW. Also, it is not unheard of for IMDB to be mentioned here, or links to it to be posted here, or topics discussed there to be brought up here. You are so off base in your attacks on Lyonna.

Get your facts straight @ 05/13/2010 at 2:06 am

@Lyonna: I enjoy reading you. Don’t go!

well my sugar /hockey/sexy man high has finally crashed….night y’all

I enjoy your posts Lyonna, don’t go. No one owns this forum. Feel free to write what you want.

Get your facts straight @ 05/13/2010 at 2:21 am

@spanky: Night Spanky! :)

It’s my time to turn in as well. Bonne nuit everyone. :)

reality check @ 05/13/2010 at 2:35 am

Lyonna don’t go a lot of your material is good and keeps the conversation moving. Last night you weren’t here and it was very slow, we had almost no posts because there wasn’t anything to talk about.

I agree no one owns the board. And posters should expect other posters to comment on what they post. To get mad and stomp off in a huff is just another form of attention seeking, IMO. But maybe she is taking it too seriously and the “board is board” poster hit a nerve and she realized that there was some truth to her posting a lot and she decided she needed to do other things than sit on a board posting.
If that isn’t the case, and she just got mad about one poster, then she needs to take a break. It’s a public board and all can post their opinions. Either way, it’s all good.

@abc:

Before anyone makes any assumptions..

I had a couple of days off from work.. I posted over here in total 5 days.. (on and off)
I had time to kill and since my fiance is on a business trip, I was bored, so I decided what the hell I might as well post..I posted more than I initially thought, can you blame me?! It was all in good fun. Nothing was taken seriously and as with everything I posted, it was all in jest…

Someone attached too much importance in my posting.. they could have easily bypassed whatever I posted.
To my dismay, I didn’t know there was a protocol regarding post topics..and yes I’m being sarcastic

Attention seeking from an anonymous board on the Internet? Please tell me you are joking. This is a bit too surreal..

And indeed, I agree, clearly we all have lives and work to get back to…So I’m checking out!

So I wish you all much fun, I had an awesome time here.. ; )

I forgot to mention.. the groom-to-be is an Aries!!
(I couldn’t help myself) LOL
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Gerard=undignified loser @ 05/13/2010 at 3:44 am

@Lyonna:
Before anyone makes any assumptions..

I had a couple of days off from work.. I posted over here in total 5 days.. (on and off)
I had time to kill and since my fiance is on a business trip, I was bored, so I decided what the hell I might as well post..

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-18/#comments#ixzz0nnFD358A

You don’t have to explain yourself. As much as many of us post here who are we too call you out?

Gerard is an undignified manwh*re with ****** taste in human beings.

Loser Gerard @ 05/13/2010 at 3:47 am

Gerard is a sorry azz piece o’ sh*t boy who spends his time trying to prove to everyone how much of a man he is, but he fails miserably.

@Lyonna:
Don’t even bother to answer the trolls dear Lyonna, they’re crazy people lurking around here, just trying to pick fights (see how many posters/socks attacked Manny in just one night).
NOBODY can tell you how much or when you want to post.
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Just be careful about IMDB, because if you attract a bit of attention from them, they’re coming here to spam the board (I’m told most of them lurk here all the time)
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*hugs*

Little Boy Gerard @ 05/13/2010 at 4:03 am

Gerard feeds his little boy’s ego at the expense of the women he screws.

Career move @ 05/13/2010 at 4:04 am

Gerard likes women that are just as pathetic as he is.

Quantity no quality @ 05/13/2010 at 4:06 am

When it comes to women, Gerard chooses quantity over quality…he uses this same formula when choosing movie roles.

The Big Easy @ 05/13/2010 at 4:19 am

Gerard likes doing rom coms because they are mindless and easy…like most of his women.

Ill gotten gains @ 05/13/2010 at 4:48 am

Gerard Butler…getting by on his looks since…like…well….forever.

Got dignity? @ 05/13/2010 at 4:50 am

Gerard Butler…got dignity?

He's is La La Land @ 05/13/2010 at 5:00 am

Gerard is a big uncircumsized LOSER

Hate this Guy @ 05/13/2010 at 5:02 am

Why is he famous? He sucks!

Were the last 10 posts written by the same person?

This place is crazy!

Mean Mistreater @ 05/13/2010 at 5:22 am

Gerard dates 20 year olds because he doesn’t have to worry about them being smart enough to figure out what a fraudulent user he really is.

new to this... @ 05/13/2010 at 5:23 am

@Lyonna:

Hi. Just to clarify, Swahili is only spoken as an offical language in Tanzania/Zanzibar. In Kenya, it is spoken as the national language, but the official language there is English. Swahili is spoken very little in Uganda, Democratic Republic of Congo, Comoros Island, Rwanda and Burundi and NOT at all in Mozambique, Malawi and Somalia. Potruguese is the official language in Mozambique, not Spanish.

Non soul man @ 05/13/2010 at 5:26 am

Dignity is for those with souls…I guess Gerard will just have to continue doing without both.

The bottom rung @ 05/13/2010 at 5:29 am

It’s Thursday. Do you know where your dignity, humanity and acting skills are?

My God, what is going on here?

So Gerry threads are actually getting weirder.

Mellifera @ 05/13/2010 at 6:18 am

I don’t understand why someone would post a dozen posts under a dozen different names…I would say you have too much time on your hands, but here I am making time to visit JJ and catch up on the happenings of GerryLand :-)

So after Guido/Lola and Scottish guido, now we have a spammer/hater too… very worried about Gerard’s dignity and integrity… Hey, are you Martina or one of his dumped chicks?
It s/ùcks when he let you down, uh?
@sukar:
Don’t worry, I think it’s normal on JJ…..

interesting interview on you tube with ” Dorthe Skapple interviews Gerard Butler!!” I think she wants him.

@Merlin: “Hey, are you Martina or one of his dumped chicks?”
.
LOL! I was thinking the same thing …. uh-oh …. one of the hopefuls he promised to call and never did.

announce before the paparazzi that gerard and jen expecting a happy event.,

and announce the Brangelina’s are finished for the harm they have done has gerard and jen past 5 years, all the celebrities are disgusted.,
open your eyes and ears in the coming days

long time lurker @ 05/13/2010 at 7:58 am

Oh oh – the trolls and spammers are back :-(

Snake in the grass @ 05/13/2010 at 8:08 am

@Cora:
one of the hopefuls he promised to call and never did.

LOL. It’s a lucky day for any gal that doesn’t get snowed by Gerard’s phony “charm”.

Raised in a barn @ 05/13/2010 at 8:36 am

Gerard is so charming he should be able to sleep with a girl and then dump her and sleep with another girl a week later. Gerard is so charming he should be able to put his hands down women’s pants in public. I wonder if he learned that respectful, appropriate behavior from his family.

The Vain Man @ 05/13/2010 at 8:40 am

But a vain man is a nauseous creature: He is so full of himself that he has no room for any thing else, be it never so good or deserving.

-William Penn

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 8:41 am

@lola:
“announce before the paparazzi that gerard and jen expecting a happy event.”

Happy Event=TBH to make a profit?

The Vain Man @ 05/13/2010 at 8:43 am

To be a man’s own fool is bad enough, but the vain man is every body’s.

-William Penn

Stinkylouise @ 05/13/2010 at 8:45 am

Happy Event= TBH HAS ENDED IT’S THEATRE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws confetti*

Pics from Montenegro:
http://gerardbutler.forumcommunity.net/?t=22632529&st=90
http://gerardbutler.forumcommunity.net/?t=34520856&st=75

Sorry….it’s a fan site………………………………………………………………..

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 8:46 am

I wonder if when he first started acting he ever expected to be a punchline. Thought this comment on another site was hysterical:

“she would have been better off in a gown that wasn’t busier than Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon and looser than Gerard Butler at the Playboy mansion.”

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 9:02 am

And now Katarina speaks out about her role as Gerry’s tour guide in Belgrade:

http://www.scoopcelebrity.com/katarina-radivojevic-goes-to-court-for-gerard-butler/

@Stinkylouise:
Yeah!! * throws confetti too!!*

Stinky, thanks for posting them!! (you’re forgiven about the fan site because it’s in Italian and we can’t understand the unbearable gushing!!)
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@New to JJ Posting:
Oh oh, Katarina is not toooo happy about the Gman… mmmm…

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 9:50 am

All of those posts by the same person – I think whoever that is is trying to make fun of us. Maybe one of G’s pals or some phannie? Do yourself a favor – stop! You are not doing G any favors with the sarcasm.

Notice how these posters came out late at night, for the past few nights? It’s been the same person all along. Very clever.

Well, I don’t want to start a fight so I’ll shut up.

Stinkylouise @ 05/13/2010 at 9:51 am

Sounds like Katarina is p*ssed at the media and a certain big-mouth blonde.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 9:53 am

@New to JJ Posting: Even she admitted he parties every night.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 10:02 am

@Fill In Name Here:

Perhaps it’s G himself texting from his phone while he’s enjoying the local “scenery”. hahahahaha!

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 10:08 am

@gotta be kidding: He was seen flying on Wednesday yesterday, the farewell party was Sunday night so quite possible they were in Montenegro on Monday and Tuesday and he flew home on Wednesday?

Love the G-man @ 05/13/2010 at 10:11 am

What is going on with all the crazy posts? I actually like some of the intelligent conversations we have on here. Maybe we need a new thread!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 10:17 am

@gossiphound:

No airport arrival photos. Are the LA razzi asleep at the wheel? Surely the exhausted look, sunglasses, and c*ck hat would be a dead give-away…

redOctober @ 05/13/2010 at 10:21 am

@curious cat:

What some of us wanted and still want from an actor we thought was talented, intelligent, well educated and passionate about his career, are important, breaktaking, thought-provoking, award winning, talk about it forever films. So far his own company has produced ONE film, Law Abiding Citizen, a weak, improbable, forgettable full-of-holes thriller, and he has spent his talent on romcoms and kids movies and another forgettable thriller. You walk out of the theater and you never think about that film again, let alone buy, rent or watch it.

*****************************************************************************

Absolutely agree with you!…thanks for the amazing post.

@sukar:

RedOctober, …………….. let me know if you need any info.

Thanks , you are most kind!

Gerry Should Read This @ 05/13/2010 at 11:00 am

… “When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive,” Brand tells Playboy in the June issue. “My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.’”…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/13/russell-brand-in-playboy_n_574704.html

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 11:06 am

@Gerry Should Read This:

Thanks for that link–and, yes, Gerry should read this. Hel-LO!!!!

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 11:18 am

Lyonna…I’m sorry! I went to bed before your announcement. I am bummed! It’s not very often one meets someone on the internet they “click” with. I hope you reconsider your decision. I, for one, will miss you greatly.

Butler's chart @ 05/13/2010 at 12:04 pm

@Gerry Should Read This:
Oh my god, even that nut*job, Russell Brand, says that “when you sleep with loads of women it becomes a bit pointless and futile.” He had enough of meaningless sex. Hey, and he is just 33. When people start to get older they get serious or “grow up.” GB is a late bloomer. But Russell never had the power G has with the ladies. It’s harder for GB to give that up than for Russell. Let’s hope he gets over his own fame.

Butler's chart @ 05/13/2010 at 12:06 pm

Lyonna, sorry to hear you were badgered last night by an intolerant person. This is a public forum that anyone can use to post comments and no one should have control over. Don’t let them you run you out. If you leave, you’re just letting them win. Would love to see you return. Take care, wherever you are.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 12:10 pm

Lyonna, don’t leave. The crazies making those comments last were just that.

redOctober @ 05/13/2010 at 12:22 pm

Lyonna…sorry you feel like leaving. Try to reconsider. Even if the topics are not amazing (Gerry’s last adventures) we learn from the interaction with others while having some harmless fun…and those are good things. Don’t you think?

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 12:39 pm

@Gerry Should Read This: Russell Brand is hilarious.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 12:56 pm

@Fill In Name Here:

This is a public forum. Only JJ and its minions reallycontrol who posts here. Fellow poster don’t count. They can be annoying, rude, and display a sense of entitlement about what “should be here”…but that entitlement has no merit.

If you don’t like a post/poster…scroll on!

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 1:02 pm

@Gerry Should Read This some men are just more comfortable with professionals. I am starting to think that is the case with Gerry. If he isnt ready to settle down, why bother trying a relationship with a civilian that he doesn’t trust when he can have a professional who is discreet and does what he wants.

G's women @ 05/13/2010 at 1:09 pm

@Goodness!:
are you saying he better stick to professional hoes?

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 1:11 pm

@Goodness!:

Bravo!

It takes a lot of guts to be yourself. Especially in a place where there are so many phonies and hangers on. He may never “settle down.” So what? Kudos to him for not conforming to anyones’ standards.

Wow! Someone has an axe to grind. I agree the night-stalker that came here last night spreading it’s love and joy across the board was most likely the same person with his own puppet show. Either it wanted to rattle everyone’s cage or just bored, probably both.

Lyonna, ignore the trolls. Unfortunately they have a right to be here as much as anyone else. You’ve just joined the ranks of those like Manny that people like to use for target practice. Like many have said they can skip over your posts, but they like to voice their opinions because that is more fun and attention getting sport for them. It’s too easy on this board to hide behind a phantom persona and throw darts at people. Butler, not withstanding, takes a lot of hits here because his life is constantly displayed for public opinion. You have people here who do enjoy interacting with you and those are the ones that should count, not the nay sayers. This is for you too Manny. Don’t let the ugly trolls win. Ignore, ignore, ignore!!!

Now let’s get back to our regularly scheduled program, such as it is.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 1:14 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

OOPS, “Fill in Name Here”!!! I meant to say I agree with YOU. :o)
The comment was for Lyonna or anyone else who gets targeted by another poster.

I was singled out on another discussion board a couple of years ago. It didn’t matter in what topic I was posting, this person would find me. Public posts AND PMs. I made several complaints to the administrators and finally I left. I lurk there but won’t post again.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 1:22 pm

I just worry that one day one of the Gerry’s FWBs, “dates” or what-have-you will decide to go public in a bid for more hush money than may have been offered. That is a real risk right now and could mean that this actor with great potential will find himself a punchline in talk show monologues and getting fewer quality scripts sent his way.

He has the ability to do great work and to use his name to help charitable causes–which he says is important to him.

curious cat @ 05/13/2010 at 1:23 pm

Tonto, I like that. Regularly scheduled program! Whatever that is. I think this thread doubled in length since I looked at it yesterday. :) Haven’t had time to explore the new mine shafts yet.

OMG, Gerry is sooo immature… Besides, I really dislike that he does not seem take his acting job seriously at all. He should concentrate on his role and celebrate only after a movie is finished. My guess is that AGAIN we will see bad acting from him.

Maybe Gerry believes that as he is so popular, he does not need to take the trouble of doing his job properly anymore?

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 1:26 pm

Question on how “FWBs” works:

Is there proper etiquette to being a FWB?

That is: If Gerry is in the mood he can call for date BUT what about it the FWB is in the mood–can SHE call for a date?

Is it a two-way street OR is it basically one party being available 24/7 for a booty call from the other party? (Miss Manners doesn’t seem to have a chapter on this…)

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 1:33 pm

#1. Lyonna, just don’t go to Ithat MDB board, it needs a Surgeon General warning or something.

#2. Realitycheck, you need a reality check. Manny made no vicious comments towards me. I suspect the person who made comments was from that crazy board because I said they were crazy.

Trolls are best ignored, in my experience. If someone cannot contribute something informative or witty to the conversation, whether you like Gerry or not, I am sure there are better places for you.

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 2:04 pm

@ G’s women I am just saying that in Hollyweird there are alot of people in high ranking positions who are always traveling and it just works out better to have the perks and not the baggage. I know that sounds horrible, but it is true. Money changing hands is not romantic, but if you aren’t able to be in a relationship with someone then professional escorts are called. Some travel with them, and some have regular appts (every Wed at 7pm) . I am not talking about trashy whores either. I know it isn’t romantic , but it happens.

How do I put this?... @ 05/13/2010 at 2:07 pm

**A figure in the dust slowly rises from behind the garbage cans waving a white flag**
I just returned, and HOO BOY! This thread got friggin’ HOSTILE at one point, huh?

@Gerry Should Read This:
I’m not a Brand fan, but I did like this:
“I’ve reached a point in my life where I understand empirically that this is not the answer. When you sleep with loads of women, it becomes a bit pointless and futile.”

At least he (and hopefully GB at some point) realized this BEFORE they made some embarrassing, half-@ass attempt at marriage/fatherhood, truly harming more than himself/his career. This is a lesson for ALL powerful/influential men (and women) to learn.

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 2:08 pm

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t mean any disrespect to him or anyone on here. I was just commenting on how some people are not relationship material. Happens every day in all parts of the world.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 2:12 pm

even if in this public forum nobody has the right to tell the next poster to shut up, it is matter of good manners to keep your personal life, hobby, astrology sign, and so on to a minimum. A brief mentioning is just fine but incessant postings of these topics are annoying and are not being considerate of other posters here. A little courtesy is called for even in this wild frontier known as bloggersphere.

Amen! Gossip! If more people followed your example, we might achieve world peace. Okay maybe not, but it could be start. At least a more peaceful dialog here. Live and let live. The old, “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you,” I know, a lot people believe, ” Do unto them before they do unto you,” I guess I’m the eternal optimist. I keep looking for the good in everyone. It’s just that some people try to make it a challenge to find that good.

So, Curious, avoid the mine shafts. I wouldn’t want you to run into a troll.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 2:19 pm

Now Matt Lauer of NBC’s Today is caught with infidelity after 12 years marriage to an ex model. It makes you wonder if there is any man who is immuned to this cheating-on-the-wife disease?

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 2:20 pm

@ New to JJ Posting.. it should be a 2-way street, but I am sure it ends up being one-way ..

so I thought Gerry was the only hybrid hottie
seems the MB people are really having a few hotties photographed with their car….
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/13/jonathan-rhys-meyers-hybrid/
hello JJers!

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 2:28 pm

I admire Brand’s directness calling se*x addicts “perverts” and “ped*ophiles”. He is not beating the bushes there.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:31 pm

@Goodness!: I waiver about this myself. If you accept that certain kinds of men are going to cheat, is it not preferable that he use an “escort” where it’s is a business transaction, with no emotional attachment. versus picking up random ****** with questionable agendas. The question is though a lot of men see the same escort all the time so is that really a business transaction without emotional attachment or is that more like you go to the same hairstylist, manicurist, masseur/masseuse because they like the “job” they do. If prostitution were regulated like it was in the Netherlands where sex workers are subject to regular medical testing one might feel somewhat better. What about the clients though, LOL.

Yes, FWB is a two-way street, if you are discreet.
….

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:34 pm

@G’s women: Nah all sorts of happy couples have freebie lists. Lainey posts her at her website. She and her husband have a list of 5 celebrities they are allowed to sleep with if the opportunity arises.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 2:34 pm

@New to JJ Posting: I understood what you were saying. No need to apologize.
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I have to admit though, I feel like we are all just repeating ourselves. It’s the same behavior with him week after week. The routine is getting old. He’s been living like this for how many years now? And he’s not bored yet?

@gossiphound:
Lainey and her husband are just “kidding.” PLease.
Don’t be naive.

Classic Butler @ 05/13/2010 at 2:42 pm

My neighbor’s brother works for a rag…said he was assisting an editor at a junket at G’s house a couple of months ago. They were all waiting for Gerard, he was upstairs. My neighbor’s brother pulled back one of G’s living room curtains to peer at the courtyard (he said it was nice). A very tall and what he described as black/mixed ethnic ambiguous woman was sneaking down the back stairs. She saw him, smiled and put a finger to her lips. Classic, I told him, from what I read here and everywhere about this guy (although I was jealous he got to meet him!).

@Tonto:
Wow! Someone has an axe to grind. I agree the night-stalker that came here last night spreading it’s love and joy across the board was most likely the same person with his own puppet show. Either it wanted to rattle everyone’s cage or just bored, probably both.

Lyonna, ignore the trolls. Unfortunately they have a right to be here as much as anyone else. You’ve just joined the ranks of those like Manny that people like to use for target practice. Like many have said they can skip over your posts, but they like to voice their opinions because that is more fun and attention getting sport for them. It’s too easy on this board to hide behind a phantom persona and throw darts at people. Butler, not withstanding, takes a lot of hits here because his life is constantly displayed for public opinion. You have people here who do enjoy interacting with you and those are the ones that should count, not the nay sayers. This is for you too Manny. Don’t let the ugly trolls win. Ignore, ignore, ignore!!!

Now let’s get back to our regularly scheduled program, such as it is.
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Bow to you, Tonto!! *clap clap*
Post of the day.
Unfortunately, it happens always more that some good posters are scared away by the rude behaviour of lazy retarded trolls dropping by during the night. *sighs*
Hope that Lyonna is going to reconsider her decision.

Have to Say... @ 05/13/2010 at 2:46 pm

Ha no one has to “beg” Lyonna back. She isn’t going anywhere. If anything – she will just piss and moan and then just return as a sock.

Ballerina @ 05/13/2010 at 2:47 pm

@Classic Butler:

Haha I love this guy :)

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:48 pm

@s. cal pal:
Well Darwin would say it is all part of the biological imperative, guess some things just won’t evolve.

I remember reading a book called Future Shock that came out in the 1970s and I thought it had a good idea. All marriages should be five year contracts with an option to renew for a further five years. I’d be including lots of penalty and bonus clauses. LOL. Cheating is automatic grounds for nullification of the contract and/or triggers a penalty clause. You could probably do something similar for shorter term relationships and hookups. Give unemployed lawyers something to do. Gloria Allred would be in heaven.

Gloria in one of her Chanel suits: Okay Mr. Butler are you looking at the hookup or the limited term commitment or what. You are looking for the on set booty call. Okay that the extended hookup. Let me grab that form. Okay here are our terms:

You can deal with Gloria now or deal with her later, ha ha. [Did you notice though Gloria finally was left speechless by TMZ when asked what she does is extortion? ]

You can be sure medical certificates will be involved. Would be if I were the lawyer, LOL. You could make a kiling setting up STD clinics with quick overturn of testing results in LA, law firm get a kick back for each referral. Bars could have like a lawyer on call.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:48 pm

Oh Thomas Jane, how dare you distract me so up in the right upper corner.

curious cat @ 05/13/2010 at 2:50 pm

@new, I am old enough that “booty call” was a term I heard only a few years ago, but there was no need to look it up to know what it means. The same relationships have existed under other names probably since human history began. By the nature of it, it needs to be a 2-way street. If only one can call, it becomes one person victimizing another and where is the mutual agreement? But oh, well, what do I know?
@Fill, you are right. We repeat…and repeat…and repeat…I go now. :)

G's women @ 05/13/2010 at 2:50 pm

@Stupid:
exactly, otherwise she wouldn’t be able to speak so often about G’s moral character if she and her husband do the same thing he does.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:52 pm

@s. cal pal:

That is why I actually like Brand, he is another Brit who is very open and honest about his own foibles as a rule. However his stand up doesn’t quite measure up, not compared to the great US standup comics, in my view but in interviews, print or TV, he is hysterically funny.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:55 pm

@Stupid: Are you sure? Some couples are dead serious. However, the reality is yes most couples know their freebie list is just something fun, even for the simple most people would never get the opportunity and assuming they would take it, but it acknowledges you can be attracted to other people when you are married. Marriage doesn’t mean you died or became blind.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 2:59 pm

@Classic Butler: So he is so disorganized he can’t clear out last night’s hookup before the press arrives? Or maybe….

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 3:11 pm

@New to JJ Posting: Katarina is not upset with Gerry, she is upset with the Serbian press making certain insinuations about her. She noted that she lives in Zagreb because she cannot stand the Serbian tabloid press.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 3:34 pm

Well…he’s had his Rio phase, his Serbia/Blondes phase, on to the Preacher phase (Amish girls in PA?)

I like that he’s going for variety…

He’ll probably end up with some petite, zaftig, pale Irish redhead and have a gaggle of little green-eyed Butlers roaming the Highlands.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 3:40 pm

@New to JJ Posting: Hmmm when does rumspringa start?

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 3:41 pm

@s. cal pal:

Matt Lauer has been cheating?

Good grief. How many other actors/public figure are now quaking in their boots/stilletos about being outed for affairs?

And, are “commitment”, “integrity”, “honesty”, and “fidelity” no longer viewed as essential parts of marriage?

*bows head in despair”

How do I put this?... @ 05/13/2010 at 3:44 pm

.@New to JJ Posting: He’ll probably end up with some petite, zaftig, pale Irish redhead and have a gaggle of little green-eyed Butlers roaming the Highlands.

And 2 kids in other countries with impossibly wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, and olive skin that also look “strangely” like him….they’ll have big noses.

That’s right. I said it.

Classic Butler @ 05/13/2010 at 3:44 pm

Haha @gossiphound. I thought it was a funny anecdote myself. He said they were thinking, “That’s the Butler!” Having some girl in what he described as “running shorts and winter boots combo???” sneaking out his back entrance seconds before a presser. That is G’s problem. He isn’t taking things seriously. Don’t you feel sorry for his assistants and managers? He’s banging chicks and running the streets at night when he has imporatnt meetings and things to attend? Anyway, you guys are a huge source of info – and even to the press you would be surprised!

@New to JJ Posting:
He’ll probably end up with some petite, zaftig, pale Irish redhead and have a gaggle of little green-eyed Butlers roaming the Highlands.
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It would be too beautiful, guess it won’t ever happen!!
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And, are “commitment”, “integrity”, “honesty”, and “fidelity” no longer viewed as essential parts of marriage?
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Are those things to eat, some delicious food? ;-) Maybe values are out of fashion……..

@gossiphound:

Who said blind and dead has anything to do with integrity? Do you really believe everything you read??? I sure hope not hun. Lainey is just kiding – would never cheat on her husband with any slimy celeb. TRUST ME.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 3:50 pm

@gossiphound:

GH: Rumspringa! Exactly. He would definitely qualify as a dip into the outside/”English” world. After a whirl with Gerry, the girls would go running back to the safety of the Amish Community.

To quote the movie “Witness”: “Beware of the English!” And…that randy Scotsman, too!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 3:52 pm

@How do I put this?…:

How do I put this:
“And 2 kids in other countries with impossibly wavy brown hair, hazel eyes, and olive skin that also look “strangely” like him….they’ll have big noses.

That’s right. I said it.”

*holds sides from laughing so hard!*

Gay Tom, Editor at Large @ 05/13/2010 at 3:53 pm

@Merlin:

And GB doesnt like zaftig. aint no fat chick gonna get to lie with the butler. you can take that one to the bank. he expresses disdain when a women is even “slightly” over weight. he likes tight little bodies and booties. Cant you tell?
fat = no self control.

Gay Tom, Editor at Large @ 05/13/2010 at 3:53 pm

@Merlin:

And GB doesnt like zaftig. aint no fat chick gonna get to lie with the butler. you can take that one to the bank. he expresses disdain when a women is even “slightly” over weight. he likes tight little bodies and booties. Cant you tell?
fat = no self control.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 3:53 pm

@Classic Butler:

Classic Butler:
“running shorts and winter boots combo” What on earth were they “playing” upstairs???

“Having some girl in what he described as “running shorts and winter boots combo???”
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Gerard sure likes tacky.

@New to JJ Posting:
Haha we were both thinking what the fvck at the same time.
????

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 3:57 pm

@Gay Tom, Editor at Large:

“fat=no self-control”…

And, Gerry’s such a fine example of self-control himself …in diet/weight control and behavior. Those who can’t do, “preach”.

@New to JJ Posting:
Ditto!! ;-) Thanks for replying to that…… I was going to say the same thing!!

Used to be fat, Now I'm PHAT @ 05/13/2010 at 4:05 pm

Having once been heavy – I take offense at Gay Tom’s comments. Easy to say that when you have never been there. JERK.
Two words: Gerard, Barbados – enough said.
LOL @ New to JJ Posting at “playing”…do I even want to speculate there?
Alllllll the phannies are going to start showing up to events and Butler signings wearing little shorts and winter boots. Oh, my eyes!!! Make it stop!

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 4:12 pm

@Kline: Take a chill pill, I know Lainey is joking, can you read English I said many couples have these lists for fun! not for real, does that concept allude you. Lainey gushes about her favourite boys every day and it is good to see HER husband is secure enough not to have a problem with it. She at least gets to meet and interview some of them. Otherwise why do you feel the need to defend Lainey, she’s a big girl, she can more than defend herself.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 4:13 pm

Now for something completely hilarious

Ebay auction on the white towel worn by GB during the Bounty Hunter
http://movieclothes.net/movie-clothes/gerard-butler-white-towel-worn-in-the-bounty-hunter/

WTF?

I think the yellow towel from Shooters might get higher bids though.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 4:15 pm

@Gay Tom, Editor at Large: Does that mean he hates his mama too?

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 4:22 pm

@gossiphound:

GH: I was just going to post that. Mum Butler isn’t a twig and she’s his most favorite person in the whole world. I don’t think “disdain” would be what he feels for her.

I say again, his heart may fall for someone who is entirely not who he has been pursuing. He needs a woman he respects and not just someone he lusts for.

It would do him good to be with a normal civilian with a little bit of meat on her bones who would look him in the eye and smack him upside the head and yell “snap out of it”. (Remember the scene with Cher and Nicholas Cage in “Moonlight”?)

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 4:27 pm

Get ‘em gossiphound! Boys will be boys. They never look in the mirror at their own fat do they? Yes, I just love seing a man look 7 months pregnant. That really turns me on….NOT!

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 4:34 pm

Sorry, I shouldn’t have posted that above. Just hit a nerve.

@New to JJ Posting:
It would do him good to be with a normal civilian with a little bit of meat on her bones who would look him in the eye and smack him upside the head and yell “snap out of it”. (Remember the scene with Cher and Nicholas Cage in “Moonlight”?)
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Oh my god, I remember that!! Imagine Gerry in Nic Cage’s role, and Cher smacking him….
It would him good but as I said previously, I got the impression Gerry is also too worried about what people would think of him if he didn’t settle down with a gorgeous model… He’s not that brave and independent IMO.

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 4:37 pm

@ Merlin So true. He has gotten himself into a pickle, hasn’t he? Too bad he wasn’t already in a marriage when he came onto the scene like Hugh Jackman and others.

@gossiphound: that is funny! I wonder what the final price would be for such an item, I’m sure some lucky phannie will parade it around at the convention like it’s the Holy Shroud :)

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 4:39 pm

White towel on e-bay. How much $$$ will THAT go for???

I’m not an e-bay/souvenoir type of person so I don’t know the going rate for fabric which has touched Gerry’ body.

@Goodness!:
Too bad he wasn’t already in a marriage when he came onto the scene like Hugh Jackman and others.
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Too bad for him, yeah… Sure he wouldn’t be around making an a$$ out of himself…
For us he’s entertaining, but he appears like a laughingstock to a lot of people.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 5:18 pm

GH, no need to explain away for Lainey who is a pig and is probably lusting after Gerry by badmouthing him. Some people just don’t know how to show the love for someone.

I thought the upstair level of G’s NY loft has yet ot be finished. His bedroom is upstairs ?

Fiennes hired him for Coriolanus because he like G’s physical charisma and because G as Aufidius looks like he can beat the shite out of Coriolanus. Wonder if Fiennes likes G’s acting ability. I could be wrong but it seems tall men are often awkward in front of the camera; most of the big stars in recent memories have all been short guys but with a handsome face, Tom, C, Mel G., Robert B, Robert downey Jr., etc. Their short statures are no probems because cameras can be manipulated so tht they appear tall on screen.

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 5:20 pm

@s.cal pal classic butler is probably talking about the LA home.

@Tonto
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Thanks!
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Gotta admit it would be easier to post with a different moniker because then the troll wouldn’t know who to target. But unlike said troll, I own my comments 100% even when I need to apologize or I’m not popular. Oh well…I guess I blew the troll’s tactics there. ;)
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@gossiphound – hey girl. I guess I’m supposed to be snarking on you. Left you a message earlier where it is safe. Have missed speaking with you for a couple of days. Andy is going to be in the prequel. Yippee for us!!!
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Lyonna – PLEASE DON’T GO. I have really enjoyed your bounce and insights. Don’t let the trolls get you down. :)

@gossiphound:
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That towel on eBay is f*cking hilarious. I wonder if the bids will go down because it has been laundered… No DNA to pull. LMAO
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Thanks for the great chuckle gossip!

Goodness! @ 05/13/2010 at 5:39 pm

That would just creep me out- someone saying “I’m going to need that towel back so I can sell it on ebay” WTF?

Trying to figure it out @ 05/13/2010 at 5:51 pm

@Get Your Facts Straight
Gotta agree about the rioting, I expected it though. I also think it will get worse as the series grinds on, and if they make it all the way all h*ll will break loose.

@Spanky
I’m a Taurus and free to a good home.

@Lola
Is that you Guido?

@Manny:
*mwah*
Welcome back!! xxxxo

@Trying to figure it out:
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Yup. Guido is the masculine side and Lola is the feminine side. Just depends on what feelings it is in touch with that day. :)

@New to JJ Posting: Maybe his manager forgot to call them.

@Manny:
And don’t forget we have Scottish guido too, the UK version of Guido/Lola…

@New to JJ Posting: If he cared about his mother so much, he wouldn’t have caused her so much pain over the years. His #1 person in the entire world is himself.

@New to JJ Posting: The CDC could learn a lot from that.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 6:07 pm

Tall dark-skinned girl: Gerry, Gerry, wake up. Them reporters are waiting downstairs. Now move your head from ma chest… eww, is that your drool? I’ll just wipe it off with your boxer. There.

Gerry: Huh? What time is it? Fookin’ hell 10 ‘ready? Ohhh, me head, me head. Bring me some water will ya? Ohhh fu*ckin’ them reporters.

(Phone rings) dring, dring, dring,

Gerry: Now giv’ me phone, No, it’s not the booty girl from last night. It’s my mum. Now go get dressed and leave from the back door. An’ don’t call ok? Pretend you never met me from now on. Now go.

(Gerry picking up the phone): Mum, it’s Gerry. The noise in the back? Oh that’s me flushing toilet. Mum got to go now. Talk to ya later. Kiss.

@gossiphound: Best post of the week!

@s. cal pal:
Gerry: Now giv’ me phone, No, it’s not the booty girl from last night. It’s my mum. Now go get dressed and leave from the back door. An’ don’t call ok? Pretend you never met me from now on. Now go.

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This had me rolling on the floor….. Hilarious!!

NEXT DAYS FUNCTION HIGH CLASS LUNCHEON FOOD THEY’RE SERVING, YOUR STONE COLD MUNCHEON’
MUSIC COMES ON PEOPLE START TO DANCE BUT YOU ATE SO MUCH YOU NEARLY SPLIT YOUR PANTS
A GIRL STARTS WALKING GUYS START GAWKING.
SITS DOWN NEXT TO YOU AND STARTS TALKING
SAYS SHE WANTS TO DANCE CAUSE SHE LIKE TO GROOVE.
SO COME ON FATSO BUST A MOVE
YOUR ON A MISSION AND YOUR WISHIN SOMEONE COULD CURE LONELY CONDITION
LOOKIN FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES
NO FINE GIRLS JUST UGLY FACES!!!! hmm

curious cat @ 05/13/2010 at 6:29 pm

Oh, what fun! I rushed out of here to a doctor’s appointment in a effing hurry leaving the thread up and came back less than 90 minutes later to find three more pages of comments! The fast moving train takes off. Can’t resist! Here we go!

(Warning: I went back over this and realize it’s a hell of a long post, even for this longwinded Libra, so skip it you don’t like my posts.)

@Gay Tom and Merlin, new, used to be and all those who posted on this, exactly what I would have said. GB would do well to preserve his own “tight body and booty” before setting standards for his playmates. His admitted binging and purging weight control methods don’t seem healthy. Do not, however, attack Gay Tom for having made this point. To state an observation isn’t necessarily to agree with it.
@gossip. I suspect Mum Butler was closer to twigginess when she was Miss Glasgow than she is now or she wouldn’t have won. (Has anyone seen any pictures of her win? Would be interesting!) Young men don’t expect their aging mothers to maintain the kind of appearance they expect from dates and girlfriends. After all, she’s MOTHER. And Mom Butler looks atttractive for her age, I’d guess. whatever it is.
Here’s another little truth though. Many people who can’t seem to maintain a relationship persist in pursuing the same wrong person in different skins until a bell rings, if it ever does. In my foolish youth, I was once engaged to a young man who got engaged 9 times in his 20s and early 30s. He was a struggling artist, a drinker and a certified mess who even tempted the other side of the law. I think I was Fiancee # 7. He did the whirlwind courtship every time he met a new woman he liked. When we broke up (his choice) I was briefly heartbroken, but I had occasion to meet two of his exes and see pictures of two others and learn something about them and it was like looking in the mirror. He kept choosing slim, petite, somewhat temperamental, unconventional women who were also in the arts. #9, whom he actually married, was a tall, large, not fat, but substantial woman in a conventional profession, who, a friend told me, could throw a look at him that said, “Cut the guff.” And bring him to heel. Last I knew he had given up arts, and was working in a totally different job. What became of him, them and that marriage I don’t know. I hope it worked for them.
I am not implying that GB will end up that way, just that people can pursue what they think they want for a long time before they face themselves, their real needs, their limitations, etc. Maybe the models are just a ticket to fame. Who knows?
And I didn’t take good enough notes but a lot of people commented on Lainey, on fidelity. My humble opinion is that marriage is the biggest, most intimidating commitment you ever make. You pledge to live with one person and sleep with one person the rest of your lives. Yet who knows what will happen, how we change? It’s a leap of faith. And some people take fidelity more seriously than others. Some roll with the punches. I don’t know if Lainey or her husband would really have sex with their lists, but acknowledging that we can be attracted to other people during the long marital journey we supposedly want to succeed is part of being human. My late husband had a crush on Kristi Yamaguchi. Whenever she was on TV on a skating show, I would call out, “Your girlfriend’s on!” and he would run to watch. Of course I knew he had a snowball’s chance in hell of ever getting close to her, but I had no problem with his fantasies! Or he with mine.
When a marriage is comfortable enough, some people are even okay with the occasional walk on the wild side by a partner. A lot of women seem to be under so much pressure now when these celebrity men admit to an affair, it’s as if the women HAVE to file for divorce to maintain respect for themselves. Otherwise they are seen as doormats. I believe Bill Clinton’s indiscretions, especially Monica Lewinsky, helped kill Hillary’s chances the presidency. She couldn’t win either way. But you don’t hear a lot about women who stray.
Last thought. Lainey seems high on Colin Farrell. Yet I am told by people more savvy than I that he has at least as bad a reputation with women as GB. I just watched on DVD “The New World” and was blown away by it even though the premise of Pocahontas having an affair with Captain John Smith is American myth not substantiated by fact. The movie makers took liberties but seemed to try to make the background authentic. The research was incredible. Lainey seems to respect Farrell for his involvement in such projects. GB isn’t making that kind of project.
I need to stop here because I know most posters aren’t interested.
So move on. Have a great day. Have a nice weekend. Y’all.

That short of a happy meal GFW has just deleted her account over at IMDB for the 60th time. She probably freaked out after being discussed so thoroughly last night when Lyonna posted all her nonsensical posts here at JJ…

GFW probably sent one of her socks (this board is bored) to get Lyonna out of here and stop leaking GFW’s insanities, ’cause I hardly doubt GFW can put a sentence structure together that makes any sense.

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 6:32 pm

@Manny: Oh Andy Whitfield is healthy enough to do some filming, best news of the day.

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 7:08 pm

@gossiphound: Does that crack you all up or what! The tag on the back noted what he was going to wear, towel, silver necklace and white swim trunks then it said in ()(for comfort not on camera) oh at first I thought it said for comfort not for coverage!
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Towel: starting price $24
current price $152
Phannie accusission? Priceless

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 7:18 pm

Sorry “acquisition” priceless

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 7:24 pm

Spanky I hope you enjoy those movies! How have you been lately?

Gerry tickles me pink. He is always doing something silly. I hope he is having a ball!

Love the G-man @ 05/13/2010 at 7:51 pm

@hellotheregb:

Maybe we should start a bidding war for the towel? Wouldn’t that be a hoot!

I love Gerry. You are never too old to have some fun.

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 7:53 pm

sounds like a Gerry chat with GB gals tonight. http://ustre.am/fUES at 9pm

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 7:57 pm

@Love the G-man: Totally! Love to see what top dollar some major phannie would pay!

http://goo.gl/fb/GmyH2 what is with the pants in these pics of G. I do like the bracelet though. bare feet again.
just posted to keep you all busy.

redOctober @ 05/13/2010 at 7:59 pm

@curious cat:

……….marriage is the biggest, most intimidating commitment you ever make. It’s a leap of faith.

I think he’s really scared of that leap of faith…like the rest of us.

http://www.accidentalsexiness.com/2009/08/05/gerard-butler-scared-of-commitment/

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 8:03 pm

@Love the G-man:

“Maybe we should start a bidding war for the towel? Wouldn’t that be a hoot!”

Are you prepared for bloodshed??? Do ye have yer shield and yer sword, Spartan:?

G's women @ 05/13/2010 at 8:22 pm

@Classic Butler:
“My neighbor’s brother pulled back one of G’s living room curtains to peer at the courtyard (he said it was nice). A very tall and what he described as black/mixed ethnic ambiguous woman was sneaking down the back stairs. She saw him, smiled and put a finger to her lips.”
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I’m not saying the story is not true. However, there is a lot of hearsay about G, so who really knows what is truth and what is made up about him. A lot of people know he likes tall exotic-looking women, so anyone could make up a make-believe story about a very tall and “black/mixed ethnic ambiguous woman” being held up in his bed. Out of curiosity, why would G not be ready when he is expecting reporters to come to his home? Did your friend not tell you what else transpired or how G was behaving once the shoot was underway? It’s peculiar that all he had to say about G was that a woman was getting out of his bed. It’s just that there are so many sex stories about him that it’s not possible that all of them are true.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 8:25 pm

@redOctober:

Wow…there are some really interesting comments/connections he makes about committment. Power over him. Very interesting. Being a powerful presence in his life. A sign of weakness (“I can do this myself.”)

To be a fly on the wall during even one of his therapy sessions…

And, we mentioned Mum Butler earlier. The former Miss Paisley married a bookie. Did she fall for charm, too?

cubedweller @ 05/13/2010 at 8:29 pm

@s. cal pal: Outstanding!
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This logo totally svcks. It reads “Machine Gunk Preacher”. WTF? Hope it’s not the official logo and that someone just made it for GALS.
http://www.gbgalsgallery.com/v/roles/MGP/MGP.jpg.html
And that’s as far as I care to venture into that site.

Love the G-man @ 05/13/2010 at 8:40 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

Tonight we dine in a towel!

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 8:47 pm

@cubedweller:

Cubedweller: “Machine Gunk Preacher”

hahahahahahahahaha!

Love the G-man:
“Tonight we dine in a towel!”
hahahaha!

This is COTTON!

realitycheck @ 05/13/2010 at 8:48 pm

“black/mixed ethnic ambiguous woman”
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What is an ambiguous woman? Just thought I’d ask.

G's women @ 05/13/2010 at 8:55 pm

@s. cal pal:
“no need to explain away for Lainey who is a pig and is probably lusting after Gerry by badmouthing him. Some people just don’t know how to show the love for someone.”
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I feel this way too about Lainey. She talks bad about him constantly as if he laid her own daughter and then took off. I mean com on already. he is not the only one in HW misbehaving badly. A lot of the women who talk bad about him do so because they can’t have him. Not saying he is innocent, only that he’s living his life no matter how much we don’t approve of his lifestyle. I’m not crazy about Lainey self-righteousness anyway.

Oh thank god, yesterday’s spammer is gone and the thread has gone back to normal… phew :)

hellotheregb @ 05/13/2010 at 9:16 pm

sorry I think it is just a chat between peeps about gb, not with GB. I don’t know how these things go. anyway have a nice night.

Love the G-man @ 05/13/2010 at 9:29 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

Something is seriously wrong with me. I just went to Ebay to look at the towel. Okay, I am not a phannie–despite my screen name–but even I know the towel scene was in Atlantic City and not Las Vega like it says. I don’t think this is the real deal.

And the day I pay $152 for a used towel please kill me.

curious cat @ 05/13/2010 at 9:30 pm

@redOctober Thanks for the link. I never saw this although I have read similar comments from him. Also for correcting me that Mum was Miss Paisley, not Miss Glasgow. Yes, did she fall for charm? Interesting.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 9:43 pm

Lainey is a celebrity blackmailer. She was saying bad things about Michael Buble (the jazz singer) for a long time and finally Buble decided to grant her some face time by meeting up with her. All of sudden and as predictable as f*uck she changed her tone starting to say nice things about him. The celebs she hates are the one she feels being slighted by. If G gives her some attention (I hope it never happens) you can be assured she will sing a different tone and no more nasties towards him. So there is the conclusion: Lainey is a celebrity blackmailer/extortioner.

redOctober @ 05/13/2010 at 10:03 pm

@New to JJ Posting:

We can see really interesting connections with some of the things troubling him deeply.

@curious cat:

Indeed we all fell for charm and for the mystery that is GB. He fell for charm too when he finally met his father. A experience that changed his life in many ways.

http://www.freewebs.com/dedicatedtogerrybutler/biography.htm

(the interview is old but there’s some insight about his father/son relationship and his issues with commitment)

Grimy Fool @ 05/13/2010 at 10:06 pm

@s. cal pal:

That wasnt even funny.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 10:07 pm

@redOctober, Thank for the pleasant surprise. I didn’t expect to see Gerry staring at me when I opened the link. I was really taken back in a nice way. Bravo.

I think poster meant “racially ambiguous?”
??? who knows.

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 10:11 pm

@grimy fool, well I did my best. can’t say I didn’t try. Maybe a sting in writer’s workshop may help my budding writing ambition.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 10:21 pm

@Grimy Fool:

I agree. And as to the earlier post about what peeps should be talking about….I guess I’m in the minority when I say this. I DON’T LIKE TO BE LECTURED TO! Subjects veer off all the time from Gerard Butler. If you don’t like my posts, skip ‘em!

s. cal pal @ 05/13/2010 at 10:25 pm

@Fritz, that’ what I have been doing.. your posts that is.

Good night.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/13/2010 at 10:29 pm

@redOctober:

Now, see, that old interview shows a sweet, earnest man–not a cocky buffoon.

@s. cal pal:
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Why so hostile? Last time I checked anyone could post anything they want here. I like Fritz’s posts. Now yours on the other hand, I’m skipping my way past. haha
OT – Ian Sommerhalder’s eyes. OMG! *fanning myself*

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 10:56 pm

@New to JJ Posting: @redOctober: Touching story. If he really cries during romantic movies, then why does he go around sleeping with women and dumping them the next day? Someone who feels that deeply usually takes relationships and getting intimate with someone seriously. If he wants a relationship so much then he needs to make time for it, and stop floozing around with women who obviously aren’t relationship material. You know, the ones in these night clubs he parties in EVERY NIGHT. I just don’t get it.

After he sleeps with them, what does he feel remorse and heartbroken and that’s why he doesn’t see them again? Am I supposed to believe what comes out of his mouth? Sounds to me like he just tells people what they want to hear so they’ll watch his movies. Hey, Gerry, try walking the walk and not just talking the talk!

@Fill In Name Here: I agree. GB simple says what people want to hear.

Butler's chart @ 05/13/2010 at 11:18 pm

@Fill In Name Here:
You’re missing the point. On the contrary, he has so many feelings and emotions, which he’s afraid will be brought up to the surface and he’ll get hurt. Therefore, he goes for these meaningless and shallow experience with women where he knows for sure there is no chance of getting hurt. We keep saying he doesn’t go for quality. Well, it’s because he knows that with a quality woman there is a chance of falling in love and having someone hold power over him. It’s a risk he doesn’t want to take. He doesn’t trust anyone will treat his fragile heart with kindness, especially since his father abandoned them. Tonto said it a couple of days ago in one of the best posts ever, bar none: “He’s built this wall around his heart and won’t allow anyone to get to him emotionally because he’s afraid of anyone having that much control over him. He’s found a way to get what he needs without sacrificing his heart.”

maddeb2010 @ 05/13/2010 at 11:27 pm

He’s an idiot. Need to grow up. Only a desperate woman would be with him. He’s pathetic. Went from good actor to almost River Phoenix.
Shame he’s unable to live life to the fullest.

Butler's chart @ 05/13/2010 at 11:28 pm

@s. cal pal:
Fritz is not an annoying poster. Her posts are shorts and meaningful. She has a way of saying in one poignant sentence what could take someone else a whole paragraph. It’s a great gift. However, if you don’t like her posts or certain other posts, just skip; no need to be rude.

@Butler’s chart:

Hypothetically speaking, there’s absolutely no chance that he has never fallen in love.

He must have fallen for someone in the past and that’s why he has built this wall around him..
He might have fallen so hard that he lost all control and maybe bore the consequences, whatever those may have been. He may just be scared of going into that place again…

Maybe that’s why he’s engaging in lighter non-committal relationships nowadays, because he’s making sure there are no repeats.

Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 11:32 pm

@Butler’s chart:

Hmmmm….interesting.

I think G’s dad was a Peter Pan (IMO). Maybe not responsible,but loved his kids just the same. I don’t think he was a bad man, just ….overwhelmed.
We all carry the seeds of our parents with us.

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Fritz the Cat @ 05/13/2010 at 11:35 pm

@Butler’s chart:

Thank you for your kind words.

I thiink he is a tool. And yes he woulld bbe late for an interview if it meant a quickie with the woman of the day.

@Dianne:

Interesting, but during the TUT interviews, he was asked how he behaves when he is in love and the answer was “I never fell in love.” I rememeber thinking what? a 40 year old was never in love?

@sukar:

I doubt it, he was probably lying. Next interview he may say, well maybe but I think it was lust more than love. There are many ways to answer that question without seeming like he was lying.

He’s human isn’t he? What he said about not falling in love, is a clear sign of denial. My guess? He probably fell for one woman so intensely and hard that he couldn’t see straight..It might not have had a good ending etc. so he avoids such relationships..

Maybe that public persona which we see and from what it seems private persona is actually his coping strategy…

That’s not to say that he’s not a womanizer or player or whatever adjective you may want to use. Even players fall hard.
The most powerful men in history have fallen hard for that one single woman. And what does history teach us? That many times this woman ends up being their demise… Men know this and tend to avoid it like the plague.

But sometimes to much avail, history tends to repeat itself…

gossiphound @ 05/13/2010 at 11:52 pm

@New to JJ Posting: Oh of course she did….methinks Gerry is very much the reincarnation of his father and he also knows the kind of hurt that kind of person can inflict so that certainly explains the fear of commitment. I’m going to be a lousy husband and father just like my dad and I can’t face that. So instead I can just be a lousy boyfriend for as long as I can. Less damage. And in a way that kind of self awareness is well rare and actually a good thing. Some people are not meant to be married and some people are not meant to be parents. Better than being one of these actors with 5 wives, 20 kids in and out of marriages, leaving a huge path of damage. Wasn’t that Marlon Brando?

Gyllenhall @ 05/13/2010 at 11:55 pm

Maybe he’s GAY.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/13/2010 at 11:58 pm

@Butler’s chart: Okay, I can see that in him. I can tell that he’s getting bored with the routine, too. And what he doesn’t understand is that at some point, no quality woman is going to take a man who has lived his like acting like he’s only interested in the superficial. So he has his animalistic needs satisfied. What about what a quality woman would want in a man? Did he ever consider that? No, of course not, because he’s only thinking about himself, and his animalistic needs. He impresses me as incredibly selfish. Why does he need to involve other people (one night stands, the women he’s cheated on, the women he’s cheated with, etc) in his problems? He should sort out his issues first before getting involved with someone else, no matter what level of involvement that may be.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 12:02 am

@Dianne:
Very possible, maybe he’s behavior is the result of a painful love affair he had once. However, his father abandonment of the family must have also struck him as a betrayal. I read once that as late as 2007, he was still crying over his father’s abandonment. It happened after he worked with an acting coach that brought up all sorts of bottled up feelings he had buried up. Look, such a situation affects each person differently. Some people seem to be able to just forget it and let it go, others sink into addiction and despair, and yet others use those hurt powerful feelings as a drive to succeed. In his case, it’s the last option, but it affected him; he can’t trust people when he’s own father seem to “betray” him. At the same time, there are many people who were abandoned by a parent and don’t behave exactly like him. That’s why I say each person handles pain differently so who are we to judge.

@Butler’s chart:

very true, I presume many factors have contributed to his behavior and his personal issues.

Get your facts straight @ 05/14/2010 at 12:07 am

@sukar: @ Dianne : I believe him. You can be 40 and never been in love. I am and I’ve ever really been in love with a man. I’ve had relationships, but never that one that would make me fall head over heels. I’m still hoping he’s out there somewhere. LOL So many things can happen in life that completely changes how you feel about a given situation, like being open and ready for love. There’s always a good excuse to close yourself up.. studies.. work.. financial stress… etc.. Who knows what Gerry’s reasons are. Only he could answer that question. Maybe it’s just fear to reproduce what his father did? He might not want to fail and see his own children suffer? If this is the case, then it’s totally understandable and in a way, one can admire him for it.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/14/2010 at 12:12 am

Both his siblings seem to have established solid families and his mum seems to be happily remarried. And, Gerry seems like his stepfather. I hope that would give him some level of encouragement.

@Butler’s chart:
Therefore, he goes for these meaningless and shallow experience with women where he knows for sure there is no chance of getting hurt.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-25/#comments#ixzz0nsCMUKwQ

Well that’s very boo hoo and all but he’s a pig who doesn’t seem to care if the OTHER PERSON in the scenario gets hurt. Once again, it’s all about him. A younger woman who’s inexperienced in love may find herself falling for him harder than she means to even if she tells herself it’s only temporary. The very act of love entails losing control. Gerard is just like the wacko fem coms, where sex is “empowering”. Don’t rapists think sex is about power and control, too? So Gerard thinks as much like a rapist as the very hypocrite fem coms that hate and lambaste him. Sex is supposed to be an expression of affection and love NOT about power and control. People need to stop treating sex like a bus stop, in general, as no good can come from it. Unfortunately, we have conditioned people to view sex in such an obtuse manner and then we wonder why our society is cranking out sociopaths at a record rate.

New to JJ Posting @ 05/14/2010 at 12:14 am

@New to JJ Posting:

OOPS: I meant And, Gerry seems to like his stepfather. He always speaks of him with fondness.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 12:17 am

@Fritz the Cat:
I meant every word; you really have a gift of saying so much in so few words. It’s wonderful.
@Fritz the Cat:
I don’t think he’s father was a bad guy and G is not the only child in history to be abandoned by a parent. But it affected him differently from other people because he’s so emotional. Kudos to him for realizing that he’s father did the best he could do under the circumstances. Sometimes we’re trapped in a situation that gives us no choice or very few choices and we have to make the best of the situation. His father was running away from bookies to Canada. In Canada, he was an immigrant and didn’t know how to make a living yet. G’s mother got fed up. She probably didn’t have any patience to wait until he was able to make a living and she was probably home sick as well, so she returned to Scotland. In the meantime, the father wasn’t able to return and the marriage disintegrated. Maybe, his mom could have endured it a bit longer, instead of leaving her husband with her 3 kids. So his mom could also be partially to blame. But that’s not up to us to decide.

@Gerry Should Read This:
“When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive,” Brand tells Playboy in the June issue. “My selection process was outsourced. I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward – ‘I’m looking for something French, a bit fruity, smells of oak.’”…
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/13/russell-brand-in-playboy_n_574704.html

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-20/#comments#ixzz0nsG9CYiz

Isn’t that lovely? Reducing women to a mere object to be collected.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/14/2010 at 12:18 am

@Bus Stop: Thank you. My point exactly.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 12:19 am

@Get your facts straight: I don’t buy it myself precisely because he is such a guy of extremes. We often think we were in love but you look back 10 – 15 years later, and you realize that was just lust or that was just infatuation but it doesn’t seem to change the fact you thought your heart was broken into 1000 pieces at the time.

slave to love @ 05/14/2010 at 12:22 am

Bored tonight I checked out youtube fan videos. How many are there dedicated to this man? I got through a few pages. Love some of the songs and the images. La Vida Loco. Whatever. He’s just gorgeous in so many of the pictures chosen. What a handsome man. I don’t know everything about him, just that he is hot. Reference to his nose? Big? Just the most gorgeous nose ever created by god. Roman, Greek, Scots, Irish? No. It’s the Butler nose. I think that should be the the identification of the most beautiful nose ever in statues. LOL.

I seem to remember an interview where Gerry said he fell in love a couple of times. He said that even though he went completely crazy when it happened he would like to have that feeling again one day.

Oldy but goody @ 05/14/2010 at 12:25 am

I just saw that famous hookups site and boy does our boy get AROUND!
Didnt someone say awhile back that some of the girls were emailing to get their names taken OFF that thing (snicker) and the admin of the site said he DID take them off — but that people kept putting their names right back up again??
Sorry if youre embarrassed to be on the HO/ELIST watch who you are seen with from now on GIRLS.

Nah. I think that was just to make the Phannies swoon.
Gerard loves no one but Gerard. Sorry to inform you.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 12:26 am

@Dianne:
“I doubt it, he was probably lying. Next interview he may say, well maybe but I think it was lust more than love. There are many ways to answer that question without seeming like he was lying.”
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Once he said that he doesn’t really think he was ever in love but that he had feelings for someone or maybe a couple of women that could be construed as love. He said it was more like an obsession but not really love.
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The most powerful men in history have fallen hard for that one single woman. And what does history teach us? That many times this woman ends up being their demise… Men know this and tend to avoid it like the plague. But sometimes to much avail, history tends to repeat itself…”
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This is a very interesting concept. Can you give us any examples?

There was a poster who came on here a while ago who said her buddy dated Gerard a year ago and that he was kind of needy but also kinda a pig with things he would say to her. That didnt last Im sure.

@Benie:
Maybe Gerry believes that as he is so popular, he does not need to take the trouble of doing his job properly anymore?

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-21/#comments#ixzz0nsHqbO8D

IOW, Gerard is arrogant. Yes, he thinks because he’s so “charming” and good looking and famous he can run around treating women like exhibits in a zoo or like they are something to be sampled off a menu. He’s a piece o’ sh*t. He thinks he’s doing these women a favor and alot of these women have no self esteem and they actually think they are lucky to be graced by his presence even if it’s just for a night. Completely warped. I do not mean to completely absolve women of their own stupidity in feeding Gerard’s gargantuan ego; they are enablers and are responsible for their own part in this twisted play.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 12:31 am

I think you are too kind to Butler Sr. I don’t think she got fed up because he couldn’t make a living. I think he had to flee to Canada to save his legs getting broken or worse because of his ” debt” situation dragging his young family with him probably on the promise he was going to change and they could start a new life. She likely got fed up because he promised to change and found herself alone every night with the kids whilst he was living the same lifestyle in Montreal that got him in trouble in Paisley in the first place, drinking, gambling and womanizing. She finally saw the light and went home.

slave to love @ 05/14/2010 at 12:37 am

I’d love to hear from the girl who gave him that ring he wore for many years. He wore it right up to 300 and beyond in some pictures. It dates way back to Lucy Sullivan. She obviously meant something special to him. What was that all about? He took it off about two years ago. You can find it on the jeweler’s site. Did it mean anything to him? He’s such a mystery. All that life in the public eye, and all that hidden.

Get your facts straight @ 05/14/2010 at 12:37 am

@gossiphound: I’ll admit that at the time I ended my relationships, I did feel like my heart was shattered. But I think it was more out of loneliness and fear facing life alone and not having that presence in the house or even in bed. I’m not saying he’s doing the right thing now, going from one woman to another, far from it. But I think there are reasons for him to not get involved into a meaningfull relationship with a serious woman. He knows his flings won’t go anywhere. It’s uncomplicated and probably fills in the void of loneliness for a while. I think it’s a sad life, but to each his own I suppose! Maybe someday he’ll face his inner demons and grow up.

Meanwhile, I hope he choses good scripts and delivers great acting performances. No more rom-coms, please!!! LOL

@Butler’s chart:

-Ines de Castro and King Pedro
-Shah Jahan and Mumtaz Mahal
-Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn
-Heloise and Abelard
-Cleopatra and Mark Anthony
-Napoleon and Josephine

All stories with mostly tragic endings..for the women, men or both..

“Once he said that he doesn’t really think he was ever in love but that he had feelings for someone or maybe a couple of women that could be construed as love. He said it was more like an obsession but not really love.”

I’ve never heard of that one before. Well as someone posted above he does seem to be a man of extremes so his loving someone translates to obsession. And obsession makes you do things that you end up regretting later on.

Most tales in classical literature such as Romeo and Juliet, Tristan and Isolde, Orpheus and Euridice, Psyche and Eros portray protagonists who are madly in love with each other and very obsessed with one and another. But they all have one thing in common: they end up in tragedy.

Black as Hades @ 05/14/2010 at 12:39 am

@Goodness!:
G’s women I am just saying that in Hollyweird there are alot of people in high ranking positions who are always traveling and it just works out better to have the perks and not the baggage. I know that sounds horrible, but it is true. Money changing hands is not romantic, but if you aren’t able to be in a relationship with someone then professional escorts are called. Some travel with them, and some have regular appts (every Wed at 7pm) . I am not talking about trashy whores either. I know it isn’t romantic , but it happens.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-21/#comments#ixzz0nsKppl7U

This would be better than him treating the women who admire him and look up to him, like disposable cups. I guess he thinks that’s a ok because he’s such a big star, and he’s so “charming”. I think he’s ugly now; a poisonous ugly ******* with a soul black as Hades.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 12:45 am

@Fill In Name Here:
Yes, but those women are not totally innocent in all of this. Women opt to sleep with him for one night only. They know it’s just sex; this is no Romeo & Juliet. Tons of women throw themselves at him forgoing any self-respect just to spend the night with him, which also contribute to him not being in a hurry to settle down. Most men, who are successful with the ladies because they’re attractive, have a great career, and money, also are not quick to walk down the aisle. They usually start thinking about marriage at age 35. I recommend that before a woman gets involved with any man she should determine what his intentions are; she needs to do her due diligence or risk getting hurt. Of course, if you’re into one-night stands that’s a different issue and there is no chance of getting hurt.
@Dianne:
Definitely, many factors contributed to his behavior.

@MR. GIGGLES…..I MISS YOU……..COME BACK SOON

LOVE YOUR LIL 69 :( ……. sniff sniff

Buyer Beware @ 05/14/2010 at 12:47 am

@gossiphound:
If prostitution were regulated like it was in the Netherlands where sex workers are subject to regular medical testing one might feel somewhat better.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-21/#comments#ixzz0nsMftlmK

I should not have to pay for a hookers risky lifestyle choice. I say the USA should continue to adhere to 500 years of English common law(something the current POTUS obviously knows nothing about) that urges, “Let the buyer beware”. The last thing the USA needs is more incompetent, ineffective, and inefficient government. Our government can’t even balance a budget nor will they secure our borders to the north and south and those are far more pressing responsibilities than regulating whores and making women like me pay so that a man can visit a clean one.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 12:48 am

@Butler’s chart: Unless they are in politics, LOL.

How do I put this?... @ 05/14/2010 at 12:49 am

Genetically doomed.
Developmentally stunted.
Emotionally challenged.
Spiritually confused.
Professionally lazy.
Physically needy.
Morally reprehensible.

Oh…we’re talking about GB, not me, right? ;-)

Made the mistake of watching this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QvoqvX2VPE for creative inspiration, and now I’m sleepy.

I wish you all sweet slumber for sweet dreams…

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 12:54 am

@Bus Stop:
well, for him it is absolutly about power and control and I also read that it’s hard for him to take no for an answer and he can be very aggressive. his is lucky that most women say yes to him only with the accessional no. i think that the one that says no, could have a chance with him if she knows how to lead him from then on. Of course, it’s also about timing. He might be ready soon, now that he’s 40. the problem is that he can’t slow down enough to have time to think. Why do you think he goes out endlessly? So he doesn’t have to face himself alone at night and start thinking about his life. It might be too painful to face the truth about yourself.

Good god. Nobody knows who got to sleep with him. If there is a list, I’ll sign up. I want him. I really do. Who wouldn’t want to be with the most gorgeous human specimen on planet earth? No joke. I just love him.

@slave to love:

I’d love to hear from the girl who gave him that ring he wore for many years. He wore it right up to 300 and beyond in some pictures. It dates way back to Lucy Sullivan. She obviously meant something special to him. What was that all about? He took it off about two years ago….

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-26/#comments#ixzz0nsObxKHR

Two years ago… right about the time he went off the rails and started acting like a spoiled rotten, entitled Hollywood as$ho1e.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 12:57 am

@Dianne: And yet surely love for a great man has been the demise of many great women. See Anne Boleyn again, off with her head. Dangerous business being married to powerful men.

I was just watching a documentary on Henry the VIII and he was considered an unusual man for his time because it was important to him that he loved the women he was marrying. They chalked it up to his being brought up in a household of women – he was raised separately from his older brother Arthur who was being groomed to be king. Henry was the spare. Since royal marriages were more political arrangements than anything else.

its sockapalooza night @ 05/14/2010 at 1:00 am

emphasis on loozas, f.uck pick a moniker already you gutless posters

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:00 am

@Butler’s chart: or he is famous and can get Pu$$y anytime anywhere and goes for it without analyzing the relationship to his roots.
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@Butler’s chart: I find it uncomfortable to make any comments on his mother and her motives and blame. We only know what he shares so I feel when I read these kinds of comments they are very far from the info. he has shared and have no bases for even speculation. Also she has not asked to be in the limelight. I personally care to only comment on GB who has chosen that life in the public eye. his family has not chosen that.
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@Bus Stop: Well said.
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@slave to love: Yes someone loves his nose as much as I!!!!! It is beautiful!!!!
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@Butler’s chart: I don’t mean to keep harping on your posts but geeezzz the guy is really behaving badley and you keep giving him excuses. Like others have said he is not breaking the law or holding out on kids but what is with the granting an “ok” for everything he does. If it were your brother would you be ok if he was with all your friends like this?

Transient @ 05/14/2010 at 1:01 am

@Gay Tom, Editor at Large: fat = no self control.

Gerard is a hypocrite. He sure as hell let himself get fat but like most men he still thinks he deserves a 10. As ugly as he is on the inside he doesn’t really deserve anything…and yet stupid females will go on rewarding him for his arrogance, hypocrisy and piggery…even while he treats them like a bunch of meaningless transients. A previous poster was correct, only a desperate, pathetic woman would sleep with Gerard Butler.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 1:03 am

@WTH: Seems to me there needs to be CSI verifiable proof to be on these lists or they are just a joke.

We could just pick up a phonebook no get the directory from one of the NYC modeling agencies and just starting emailing the names in. Throw in all the Pussycat Dolls, the LA Laker girls, all the carnavale Queens from Rio and Guiness World Book of Records will be calling.

What I feel @ 05/14/2010 at 1:03 am

@Trudy: But if somebody left you, why should you carry that cross forever? I don’t think he went off the rails, I think he finally just gave up on an old romance. He gave up on love for fame. Hope he’s happy, and I hope she is too.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 1:04 am

@gossiphound:
I meant that he couldn’t make a living in Canada when they first arrived and that she ended it too quickly. I don’t think they were in Canada more than 4 months before she left because G was 2 months old when they arrived and he was 6 months old when she left. that’s why I’m saying she may have not given it enough time to see what could be done.
@slave to love:
“He’s such a mystery. All that life in the public eye, and all that hidden.”
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So true and that’s why we’re so intrigued by him.

@hellotheregb: awaiting Robert Downey on craig f.

I’ll let you know about the vids….hope my puny vid store has them..still hate the robot..lol..

and i am good…thanks for asking…hug

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:07 am

@Butler’s chart: you crack me up tonight! “He might be ready soon” he is not going to be ready soon. he is not a loaf of bread that is still rising and then going into the oven. What is with the “only one person that can crack his code and save him”? I love the guy to death, as you do, but he ain’t no fairy tale and he has told all of the world this from day one!

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 1:09 am

@hellotheregb: I will admit I felt a bit uncomfortable making my comment about Butler Sr. and I will say no more but guess where my assumptions are coming from, things Gerry has said himself in countless interviews. He’s putting it out there. Constantly. What did he say about his brother recently that had us scratching our heads.

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:12 am

@spanky: watching Craigy as we post! RDJ has not come on yet just reading the “tweats” Craigy is back on to Tom Cruise! LOL

@hellotheregb: “@slave to love: Yes someone loves his nose as much as I!!!!! It is beautiful!!!!”
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Oh dear, I’m afraid you’re going to have to add me to the list. LOL! I’ve always had a bit of a nose fetish when it came to men, and I have to admit I’m very fond of Mr. Butler’s, especially in profile.

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:20 am

@gossiphound: If he said something about his family that is one thing but I don’t remember him talking about his mother making “early” choices about leaving dad. I could have missed that but still a little creepy to go so far in the speculation to be critizing her and blaming that choice as the source of G’s struggles. we all make choices for our kids that may or may not turn out. ( the brother thing about how bro would do raising his kids I assume)
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RDJ’s current look on these interviews makes me think Bobby/Peter Brady!

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:20 am

@Loverly: What’s worse are the women who worship men who treat women like objects.

@Buyer Beware: Paying for hookers worked out real well for Lawrence Taylor. Gerry likes ‘em young and would ask for young ones. Without a doubt, he would end up with some underage ones, whether he knew it or not at the time.

@Butler’s chart: Helen of Troy.

I love Butler. He crosses lines of what is handsome throughout all history. Damn, he’s pretty. And, I love his nose. The hottest profile ever. This little boy from Paisley has been heard all around the world. I don’t think there is a country anywhere on planet Earth where someone doesn’t know about Gerard James Butler. That’s kind of significant.

@Butler’s chart: “G was 2 months old when they arrived and he was 6 months old when she left.”
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Okay well that’s weird because I remember Gerry saying he was 2 or 3 years old when they left Canada. Gerry changes his story a lot which doesn’t help matters.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 1:23 am

@Dianne:
Well, he does obsess and he can be very jealous if anyone tries to comes between him and his love object. But obsession is not necessarily real love that will endure the test of time. It could be just very hot and physical situation that eventually will burn out. The hotter it is very early in the relationship, then faster it burns out. He’ll end up falling for someone hard; he’s that type of personality. It’s a matter of timing. It’s got to be the right time in his life.
@Buyer Beware:
Well-said. Let’s stick to our English common law traditions and lets not have more government running our lives and making us pay higher taxes to fund its stupid programs.

Fairytale Ending @ 05/14/2010 at 1:25 am

@hellotheregb:
What is with the “only one person that can crack his code and save him”?

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-27/#comments#ixzz0nsVkDOFr

Absolutely true. It’s this “I can change him. I can save him” thinking that has made many a woman miserable when she needn’t be. Too many women go into a relationship thinking they can change a man, but the truth is, save a man wanting to change for himself, a woman cannot compel him to change. You are most correct that this is “fairytale” thinking. Gerard is an arrogant, black souled pig who is really anything but charming. He just plays “charming” and noble in movies. In real life, he is ugly underneath it all.

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:27 am

@hellotheregb: Stray pube from towel: $10K.

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:29 am

@Love the G-man: It’s a magic towel. The moment you purchase it, you transform into a desperate assho/le.

@Gossiphound your right !! drugs have done RDJ good…lol …he looks great…a REAL actor

nice to see him return to the limelight..i liked him in Wonder Boys, Chaplin….and Sherlock Holmes

have a happy friday regsand irregs alike

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 1:33 am

@gossiphound:
“Unless they are in politics”
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Right, because no one would vote for an unmarried politician. People have the impression that when a man is married he is more stable. He has responsibilities; a family, children he has to protect and feed, etc. So they feel more comfortable voting for married men. If he’s single, right way there is an implication he will be chasing skirts to feed his physical needs, instead of taking care of the people’s business. With women entering politics more and more, the same goes for them. Married people are seen more serious and get more respect. Women complain how they get less respect from waiters when they are with the girlfriend, as opposed to being with their husbands or boyfriends.

@stupidfans: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

stray pube…hahahahaha

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:37 am

@New to JJ Posting: It shows an actor delivering a performance.

@Butler’s chart: These are enabling statements.

@Butler’s chart:He claims he cries over everything. It’s a statement that’s meant to make him look like a sensitive man.

@Fill In Name Here: We have a winner!

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 1:37 am

@Cora: That was my recollection as well Cora.

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:37 am

@stupidfans: I was going to update you all on the ebay sale but STF has stopped me in my tracks and I am ROTFLMAO!

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Craigy and RDj having “ackward moment”
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@Cora: I knew there was a reg. on these posts that was also a big fan of that slender awesome profile of a nose we call GBs.

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@Butler’s chart: “he does obsess and he can be very jealous if anyone tries to comes between him and his love object.” you are on a roll girl!! Where in the He!! did you come up with this little nugget?

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 1:38 am

@stupidfans: Sham Wow?

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:38 am

@spanky: You know the winner is going to hit that towel like a CSI investigator.

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:41 am

Craigy has just put his foot in his mouth! and other things! so scottish? well time to turn in have big dential appt. early am. He is still prattling on about Tom Cruise!

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:43 am

@What?: He looks like he could snort Rhode Island.

@stupidfans: LOL…shuddering..oh god i can’t even imagine …..a lil sweepy blankie for a superfan perhaps?

hellotheregb @ 05/14/2010 at 1:45 am

@gossiphound: DAmnnnnnnn you are hilarious! LOL

Sham Wow! Sham How! Sham Gman knows how!

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 1:46 am

@Butler’s chart: Which is probably not based on any real evidence just perception.

Mind you in Canada we has the Bachelor Prime Minister who served several terms and married in office or was he between terms I can’t remember Pierre Elliot Trudeau. We hade Trudeaumania like y’all have or had Obamamania. I never liked the man’s politics myself. Pierre that is.

It was fun when the wife went rogue though, bit embarrassing but she is an interesting character.

@hellotheregb: poor thing…dentist or bounty hunter….its a toss up which i hate more…have an ok day then

@ gossiphound …LOL good one but what will they be mopping up…shudders again…

@gossiphound: fuddle duddle.!!!!!!!…have you seen the son?…not a Liberal but he’s got my vote…shite i need to go to bed

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 1:52 am

@gossiphound:
About Henry the VIII, I always saw the connection. GB is like Henry VIII but without the absolute power. All these famous men that have looks, power, and money have similar experiences with women. What’s more, women gravitate toward them because women love powerful men. Ann Bolin was drawn to Henry because he was king, even though she knew he was a dangerous man. History is replete with such stories. Today, since no one has absolute power, we have the modern version of Henry the VIII; presidents, captains of industry, rock starts, athletes, actors – they all do their share of womanizing but maybe we hear more about GB because he’s so famous and he cooks up some of these schemes about himself to fuel his popularity.

Butler's chart @ 05/14/2010 at 1:59 am

@hellotheregb:
“he does obsess and he can be very jealous if anyone tries to comes between him and his love object.” you are on a roll girl!! Where in the He!! did you come up with this little nugget?”
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Things that he said about himself – the being obsessed part. The jealousy just follows if you’re obsessed. Being obsessed means you’re jealous.
@gossiphound:
In the USA, the voters won’t put someone single in office. This is still a very puritanical society.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 2:01 am

Well Gerry does seem to be the IT Boy of the moment, his own doing really, that seems to have been the plan.

Might be the wrong IT though.

Back to Henry VIII, I think you will also find that a lot of fathers and mothers were behind pushing their daughters towards such powerful men as the whole family benefitted and really that hasn’t changed that much either.

Look at Martina’s grandmother being so please that her granddaughter might have been On Location Nookie – Belgrade.

gossiphound @ 05/14/2010 at 2:03 am

Of course apparently it came out in another interview that Martina’s mother, not so happy. LOL. At least one sane person in the family.

go to bed please and quit blabbering girl no one cares for your stupid opinions

@@spanky: so i won’t blabber too long I’ll get right to the point, “F.UCK OFF TROLL!”

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 2:50 am

@@spanky: I like Spanky’s comments. Spank is missed when she’s not here. You aren’t. So take a piss.

Garfunkel @ 05/14/2010 at 3:37 am

@slave to love:

He’s LYING, dummy. That ring was a ring he bought with a buddy. But he knows his fanDUMB and he knew that you sh*ts would just eat up that he wore a ring given to him by “a love.” HAHAHAH has he got you doofuses pegged….
Doh!

Question? @ 05/14/2010 at 3:48 am

how do you know the ring was given to him by a girl? Maybe it was given to him by a buddy. He’s wearing a horse-shoe ring now so who really knows.

@stupidfans:
He claims he cries over everything. It’s a statement that’s meant to make him look like a sensitive man.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/11/gerard-butler-choked-while-singing/comment-page-28/#comments#ixzz0nt8FZGDo

Ageed. He’s a right manipulative little cuss. Undignified and ignoble.

Curious Carla @ 05/14/2010 at 5:58 am

@Question?: It’s not a horseshoe ring, it’s a David Yurman designed ring, with a horse on it, not a horseshoe. The silver band that he used to wear WAS given to him by an old girlfriend. It had been given to her by her previous boyfriend, and was engraved with “to the one I love” and when she started dating Gerry, she gave the ring to him. They had only been dating a couple of weeks at that time and he thought it odd that she would give him a ring that said “to the one I love.” But he wore that ring for years, actually until the past couple of years when he got the David Yurman ring.

@Curious Carla: It’s the man’s role to give a woman jewelry and not the other way. When men and women switch roles I think it’s bad luck.

@Stinkylouise: “OK,this news is completely off-topic.It’s film related,LOL!”
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What???!!! How dare you talk about his films! LOL! We’re only interested in where his pen*is has been, where it’s going next, and most of all, where in our esteemed opinion we think it should go. ;P
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Seriously, thanks for the intriguing news! Hmmmm …. I wonder what it could be. I hope it’s not “Slide” because that sounded like more rom/com cr*ap. Here’s hoping it’s something that he needs to keep his muscles and long hair for!!
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@Curious Carla:
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Thank you for the background about the rings. I didn’t know what the story was there. :)

Curious Carla @ 05/14/2010 at 8:58 am

@she: Maybe, but this is the way this particular thing happened, she gave him the ring. It’s all documented on GerardButler.net, and most people know the story of the ring anyway.

selmathebitch @ 05/14/2010 at 8:58 am

@Stinkylouise:

What against the ‘fansite’… you’re always looking around…more than any other fan… the true fan-atica are just you!

Curious Carla @ 05/14/2010 at 9:03 am

From an interview Gerry gave regarding the ring he always wore: (This is from GB.net)

What’s the story behind the ring and bracelet he always wears? This quote is from our June 2004 interview with Gerard: ” ANSWER: “You know, funnily enough, .the reason I met Tonya [his assistant] was though an ex-girlfriend of mine.who I went out with for a couple of years and she got me [the ring] after two weeks of going out, it freaked me out because it’s inscripted ‘Dedicated to the one I love.’ We were only seeing each other for two weeks and I was like ‘wait a minute, wait a minute, are you saying you love me?’ She had one from a previous boyfriend. So it was kind of strange that she had one from a previous boyfriend.”

Mellifera @ 05/14/2010 at 9:05 am

@Cora:
Add me to the nose list too! I love a good nose on a man *sigh*

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 05/14/2010 at 9:16 am

Spanky-F*ck off troll.
Stupidfans-Take a p!ss

After slothing through all the hate against posters, these 2 sum it perfectly. Spanky, cue that video again.

Not much else to say, good insights from you gals. I’m too tired for snark and my writers are on strike.

I’ll check in tomorrow w/Cora (wink) to see where his p*nis has been.

Mellifera @ 05/14/2010 at 9:17 am

@Curious Carla:
Hard to believe he wore the ring for so long (and it belonged to her ex? Weird!)
A family member of mine wears a ring given to her by an ex whom she didn’t love or have any special memories of, but she doesn’t want to take it off. And its not even a great ring! Maybe its to do with feeling the ‘comfort’ of having once been in a relationship when you’re no longer in one?

@Curious Carla: Sometimes we write quotations from the bible on rings

Stinkylouise @ 05/14/2010 at 9:35 am

@selmathebitch: Sorry to disappoint you.I’m just a simple thief.LOL!

@Mellifera:
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I interpreted Gerry’s quote to mean her previous boyfriend gave her a similar ring, not that she passed on the same ring. He says: “She had one from a previous boyfriend.”
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If it was the same ring, wouldn’t he have said, “She had IT from a previous boyfriend.”?
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And Gerry’s hands are very big, how could a woman’s ring fit him?

stupidfans @ 05/14/2010 at 1:29 am
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@Love the G-man: It’s a magic towel. The moment you purchase it, you transform into a desperate assho/le.
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LMFAO… ROTF

redOctober @ 05/14/2010 at 10:10 am

Add my name to the list of Gerry’s nose admirers…LOL! …I’m an art student and according to one of my teachers, he has a perfect “classic” nose.

I’ve missed all the interesting posts from last night (d*mn time zones) Indeed GJB in a very intriguing man, wheter you think he is a pig or a saint. I hink he is just human like the rest of us trying to cope with what life throws at him, like the rest of us. Each person faces adversity in a different way, like many have said…some successfully others not so great. I don’t believe 100% of what he says in interviews, I have the feeling that he can try to accomodate his words to what he feels the other wants to hear. My feeling is that he is very clever, very manipulative and like mind games to have control over his environment. Probably because he’s been hurt (emotionally) in his childhood now he’s kind of dettached in his relationships. And afraid to hurt ohers, as well…if he is a good person …if not, well he gives a sh*t for other’s feelings under the light of the last events…who knows…
I don’t know for certain, and nobody does know except him, when he’s alone with his own soul.
What I’m sure it’s that he won’t find help anywhere but inside himself.

Fill In Name Here @ 05/14/2010 at 10:19 am

@stupidfans: “He claims he cries over everything. It’s a statement that’s meant to make him look like a sensitive man.” — Agreed. I just don’t think he is so emotional that he has walls up at this point in his life.

@Curious Carla: If, however, he is that emotional and sensitive, could this woman be the one who broke him?

As for what I said last night – no, these women are not innocent in having one night stands with him. However, he makes the first move. My point here is that if he has issues he hasn’t dealt with, he should not be making that first move. He should de