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Gerard Butler: CORIOLANUS Stills Released!

Gerard Butler: CORIOLANUS Stills Released!

Check out these new stills of Gerard Butler in the modern-day Iraq War film adaptation of the Shakespeare tragedy, Coriolanus.

LOOK: Behind-the-scenes Gerry in uniform on the set of Coriolanus

Ralph Fiennes is starring in and directing the movie, which is about a banished hero of Rome who allies with a sworn enemy to take his revenge on the city. Also starring: William Hurt, Brian Cox and Vanessa Redgrave.

LOOK: Gerry on set in a tanktop

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# 5

Why does this guy always look filthy? Is he just that way??

# 6

These pics were released over a month ago. And filming was over more than three weeks ago
Snore.

# 7

*passing gas*

# 8

Oh, and the film is not an Iraq war film adaptation.
WTF Jared? Can you fact check anything?

Is IT that time of the month again???
Does Gerry need attention again?Geez JJ old news about a guy that nobody seems to care about.
A B-actor at its best.Please post something more newsworthy.
About real actors or news.
Nobody cares about a douchemanwhorewithbadactingskills.

William Hurt does not star in it.

That pic posted with that Serbian news article is just skeezy looking. Gerry, please quit hanging out in bars with your shirt open to your navel. You look creepy.

He looks like an over the hill lothario. Old dude in the clubs again.

I’m excited to see this film. I’m an English teacher and, whilst I encourage my students to of course read as much as they can (especially Shakespeare to get a grasp of the language used), I do appreciate modern adaptations of his plays, as students can watch and just get a general feel of the plot.

Looks good!

p.s. Ralph Fiennes is usually delicious to look at, but why does he insist on going bald so much lately?

Go back to The English Patient look Ralph, it was gorgeous!

french girlfriend? @ 06/03/2010 at 4:37 am

http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/4332/frenchkiss2.png
Oh, lucky girl! At the beginning of April, it took just one interview with Laurie Cholewa, the host of France 2 and 8 Direct, to captivate the great Gerard Butler… at that time, the pretty brunette and the sex symbol of Scottish origin had shared a few days rather romantic in the capital.
And if Laurie was cryptic, telling the Parisian “we are friends, it’s true. I won’t make more comments”, the story did not end there.
Better, it now takes the form of a beautiful fairy tale. Proof? On May 16, during Cannes festival, the two lovers got together in Vence in southern France for a new extended stay of love. Gerard had planned everything: a driver to collect his cutie to the Nice airport, renting a room at one of the most beautiful castle and relay of the area. And above all, once they were there, he gave her all the attention that a young woman dreams of. Too happy to be together again, the lovers first let their bodies speak. The first two days, between burning kisses and luxurious cuddles, they did not leave their rooms. The following three days they visited the nearby villages (St Paul de Vence, Tourettes sur Loup). And, unable to leave like that, they went back to Paris together. Finally, Laurie felt so good with his movie God that she didn’t even think to ask him who was Martina Rajic, the young Serbian girl he had kissed a few days before. Better take advantage of the present, it’s so good

@french girlfriend?:

Indeed, very very lucky girl

Got to hand it to him Gerry does look amazing in the set pics I’ve seen so far, especially ones in the vest, very manly and if he can just channel an intense mean and moody performance ala King Leonidas he’ll be onto a winner

@sukar: @french girlfriend?:

Oh that was so last thread LOL

@Sophie:

I agree with you. I fell in love with Ralph in the English Patient, Schindler’s list and Maid in Manhattan. He’s a very very handsome man.

@sukar:

I concur . Ralph is a very talented actor !! I loved him in The English Patient tooo . Now if Gerry could learn some ‘Acting skills” from him.

Take notes Gerry !! You need a midlife career change from having a career as a ‘ Lothario’ to giving a decent shot to another real career as an ‘ Actor’ .

Lately the real actor Butler seems like he has been abducted by Aliens and replaced by the ‘ Dumb Rom Com Butler’. LOL

* Waves to the Regs*

@T-dot:

I think Gerry is a very talented actor, however even a big fan like me can’t say that he is anywhere near as good as Ralph. Ralph is a whole other level. He’s brilliant, magnificent, one of the greats.

Mellifera @ 06/03/2010 at 6:26 am

We’re only 24 posts in and already I’m bored. Coriolanus photos???

YAWN!

I hope someone twitters some outrageous slander shortly:

“J…ust saw that Phantom of the Opera bloke running away from my field of Highland Cows zipping his trousers up…”

Mellifera @ 06/03/2010 at 6:30 am

I must say though, Ralph Fiennes is great. He made Clash of the Titans bearable when me and everyone else in the cinema wanted to throw acid at the screen.

Speaking of cr*p movies, saw S*x and the City 2 today. That movie should be called “Carrie’s T*ts Nearly Spill Out Of Her Dress In Every Single Scene”. DIRE.

@Mellifera:

hahahahahaha

Thanks for the morning giggle!

THE BUTLER DID IT........AGAIN @ 06/03/2010 at 8:01 am

Gee, new thread……….old sh!t. Next!

Seriously, this is it? JJ you’re killing us. 2200+ posts on last thread, waiting for some great news or new pics and this is all ya got?

No rehased phony date photos? No fantasy matchmaking with any women within 10 feet? No new pictures of schleppy attire?

Nothing to snark or speculate on……..now what am I going to do?

New thread tomorrow! This is just foreplay, right?

@THE BUTLER DID IT……..AGAIN:

We need more ammo…I mean INFO. Coriolanus photos are old, old news.

Alan and Joy are asleep at the wheel on this one OR are cooking us something really juicy for us?
*crosses fingers*

World Cup begins next week, correct? Shouldn’t he be in South Africa by then?

Gerald “finger in the” BUTTler strikes again.

New thread but really old news….
@Nuts: WC begins June 11th. France’s first match is June 11th and Serbia’s June 13th….wonder which one GB will attend :) Scotland didn’t qualify…

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 9:09 am

Remember me? :))))
So I see that you are already informed that GB is again in Belgrade.Here is the link for the article where the news was published first: http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/27811/Batler_bez_riba_u_Beogradu

It is stated that he is here for couple of days and that he haven’t been seen with any of girls with whom he was connected while he was here.I saw on some Serbia forum comment.Someone stated that he was seen couple of night ago in some club with Marko Mišković (one of the producers of Coriolanus and son of the richest man in Serbia,he owns a blue yacht).I am glad he likes my country even though I don’t like him like I used to.Kisses from Serbia for all JJers.♥

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 9:09 am

Remember me? :))))
So I see that you are already informed that GB is again in Belgrade.Here is the link for the article where the news was published first: http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/27811/Batler_bez_riba_u_Beogradu

It is stated that he is here for couple of days and that he haven’t been seen with any of girls with whom he was connected while he was here.I saw on some Serbia forum comment.Someone stated that he was seen couple of night ago in some club with Marko Mišković (one of the producers of Coriolanus and son of the richest man in Serbia,he owns a blue yacht).I am glad he likes my country even though I don’t like him like I used to.Kisses from Serbia for all JJers.♥

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 9:09 am

Remember me? :))))
So I see that you are already informed that GB is again in Belgrade.Here is the link for the article where the news was published first: http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/27811/Batler_bez_riba_u_Beogradu

It is stated that he is here for couple of days and that he haven’t been seen with any of girls with whom he was connected while he was here.I saw on some Serbia forum comment.Someone stated that he was seen couple of night ago in some club with Marko Mišković (one of the producers of Coriolanus and son of the richest man in Serbia,he owns a blue yacht).I am glad he likes my country even though I don’t like him like I used to.Kisses from Serbia for all JJers.♥

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 9:10 am

Sorry for triple post but something is wrong either with JJ or my lap top.:(((

Great to see you again, yesssssssssss! :o)

Gerry sure has been quite the traveler over the last month.

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 9:27 am

@Nuts: Thanks.I was here everyday but didn’t have time for posting or reading so many comments.

cubedweller @ 06/03/2010 at 9:33 am

@sukar: “Indeed, very very lucky girl”
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Only if she enjoys having a boyfriend that needs a choke chain.
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@yessssssssssssss: Welcome back – we missed you! Did you notice a tall rumpled guy in fake nose, mustache, strange hat and dorky glasses? That was Butler hiding from his hookups. Oh wait, that’s how he always looks. Never mind.

cubedweller @ 06/03/2010 at 9:35 am

@Mellifera: ““J…ust saw that Phantom of the Opera bloke running away from my field of Highland Cows zipping his trousers up…”
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Thanks for the coffee – spewer of the morning LOL!!!

@cubedweller:

Cubedweller–I’ve missed you…and Gerry’s phone calls home.
*bows to the best*

Too Beautiful @ 06/03/2010 at 9:38 am

Gerry was making a movie at the time and I suspect he would be dirty since this is a war movie.Also, the reason Ralph continues to were his head shaved is that he has been in the process of losing his hair for sometime. It makes sense to just go with it and keep it close to the head. I think Gerry is a wonderful natural actor that makes you feel everything he does in each of his roles. Blasphemephemy in these blogs doesn’t make it so, just makes it a degrading and posionous rant. If you want to spend your life with so much negativity, so be it, but you will be the one losing your soul. Peace.

Since the new thread is so boring…I’ll add more boring news about ME! I attended the Crystal Lucy Awards last night. JA was there. She was stunning, I don’t care what ppl say, I like her. Regarding her age, she’s got a perfect body and regardless if she had some work done on her face, she looks natural.

What’s more, she ‘s always funny and smiling and such a great company. I would date her over any random chicks any time, GB you fool.

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 9:43 am

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=361547&id=1837610609#!/photo.php?pid=357728&id=1837610609&fbid=1186103072887

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=366075&id=1837610609#!/photo.php?pid=361021&id=1837610609&fbid=1188197285241

You need FB account to see these photos.The first one is already posted on WO and you should read the description under the second one.The first one was probably taken during the filming of Coriolanus because of the beard.

@cubedweller: Thanks!

cubedweller @ 06/03/2010 at 9:56 am

@Nuts: Thanks Nuts!

redOctober @ 06/03/2010 at 10:23 am

@yessssssssssssss:

WELCOME BACK!!!…and thanks for the links!

@Mellifera: ““J…ust saw that Phantom of the Opera bloke running away from my field of Highland Cows zipping his trousers up…”
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…you’ve made my day…thanks! LOL!

Get your facts straight @ 06/03/2010 at 10:45 am

@Moaning Myrtle: There’s nothing controversial about that. It’s the European way of greeting or saying goodbye.

@Moaning Myrtle:

*shrugs*
Meh…it’s a European greeting not a lip-lock. THAT would be something to wake up JJ…

*watches tumbleweed blow through JJ thread*

midlifecrisis @ 06/03/2010 at 11:01 am

If you take away the fame, this guy would be just your average middle-aged creeper trolling the bars and making 22-year old girls uncomfortable with his staring and pick up lines. Okay, he is better looking than most guys his age, but every time I see him I can’t help but picture him wearing a hawaiian shirt and cargos shorts mowing the lawn.
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And I think he actually looked better with the gray hair he had for 2 days. It made him look manly. When it’s dyed it looks like he’s trying too hard.

redOctober @ 06/03/2010 at 11:02 am

@Moaning Myrtle:

Men greet /bye bye that way in my country too, not a real kiss .

Kelly @ 06/03/2010 at 9:40 am
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Trying really hard to sell the OLD HAG, eh? She looks like Iggi Popp….

breakingdawn @ 06/03/2010 at 11:25 am

Than Manny needs to be locked down and fed with med. She went loooooney last night over Laurie. If this is the way of grieving she will never get over the loss of her mother, that’s if she cares.

How do I put this?... @ 06/03/2010 at 11:26 am

HELLO? (echo: Hello? hello?)
ANYBODY HERE? (echo: No. no.)
(Soft breeze whistles through…)

A-hem
SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB, YOU’RE MY SEX BOMB! (hip thrust)
YOU CAN GIVE IT TO ME WHEN I NEED TO COME ALONG! (ass smack)
SEX BOMB, SEX BOMB, YOU’RE MY SEX BOMB! (boob shake)
AND BABY YOU CAN TURN CAN TURN ME –

OH HEEEEEY!

How long have you been there? (x-\ = d’oh!)

RALPH FIENNES IS SOO SEXY AND GERARD IS NICE BUT I PREFERRED HIM IN 300!!!

My Internet has been down since last night because of a storm. But looks like I didn’t miss much, even with the new thread. The greeting pic looks like it was on the yacht and is just a ‘hello’ thing. Isn’t that one of the designers who own the ship?

I’d bet the farm, he’s not getting married in Scotland. Goof grief, what a load.

He may have gone back to Belgrade, but the ‘article’ seems like a bunch of hogwash. When has such a bunch of baloney been written/made up about one man? And, I mean in general, not just the Serbian thing.

Isn’t there anything real out there about him?

“Trying really hard to sell the OLD HAG, eh? She looks like Iggi Popp….”

What a stupid answer. Did the stupidity of George Clooney’s beard had an affect on you?

I just posted my opinion about JA, and I’m not alone with it. I don’t have the need to “sell” anything.

At least JA would be better than any of these random chicks. Just think of STD’s and what all, if they are so easy to have, GB isn’t the only one they shag. Or do you srlsy think that they waited all their life to be smitten once and for all by the GREAT BG? I doubt there is much brain cells involved in their heads when watching that stupid tv show or reading about their “night with GB”. These girls are pathetic jokes.

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@yessssssssssssss: welcome back! good to see you still here….* sending hugs and kisses

@Too Beautiful:
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OMG you poor little phannie. Didn’t get to go to the convention huh? I’m sad for you. :(
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@Mellifera – I can’t get that image out of my mind. Thanks for the laugh girl. hehe
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Cubie – welcome back babe. *waving to my girlies*

http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2010/06/gerard_butler_-_friday_june_4_2010.php
does anybody know if this is a re-run from March? Or he’s really gonna be there?

@LauraS:

It’s a rerun.

if you have not understood that puts her hand on his shoulder, you are truly pathetic

http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2455489/jennifer-aniston-crystal-lucy-awards-11/

@guido:
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Who is “he?”
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Gerry was in Scotland when that pic was taken so who is JA’s new man?

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 12:36 pm

The only interesting news was from that guy that accidentally got a phone call from Gerard and GB mentioned doing some film with Joe Carnaghan and I recall him being mentioned in respect to White Jazz a film that George Clooney dropped out of. If GB could start getting Clooney’s sloppy seconds he’d moving on up.

http://ladydanville.wordpress.com/2010/06/02/gerard-butler-and-lady-danville/

@gossiphound:
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Are you sure Gerry isn’t plowing through Clooney’s sloppy seconds already? hahahahaha

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 12:56 pm

White Jazz is a 1992 crime fiction novel by James Ellroy. It is the fourth in his L.A. Quartet, preceded by The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, and L.A. Confidential.

Lieutenant David Klein is a veteran policeman who moonlights as a hitman for organized crime. When he is assigned to investigate a robbery at the home of the Los Angeles Police Department’s sanctioned heroin dealer, he uncovers a plot to bring the city’s crime syndicates into collusion with the channels of justice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Jazz

@gossiphound: Did you take time to watch the G video posted on the Lady Danville site? It’ funny has H.

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 1:23 pm

@Old Mia: Hilarious. I had just seen a small slice of that, the part with the guy in the monkey suit break dancing. And if you go to YouTube there are more, LOL. Oh peeps like they love their King Leonidas.

@How do I put this?…: do you mean……the chest? :)

Whew. He’s looking good in that new Belgrade photo. My goodness. Just the right amount of scruff IMO. I don’t like him as well clean shaven. I mean, I still like him, but I just think looks he over the moon gorgeous when he hasn’t shaved in a few days.

Why can’t you edit on this site? I see I typed looks he instead of he looks. It’s frustrating not being able to fix something. Grrrr.

redOctober @ 06/03/2010 at 2:10 pm

@Sasha:

…don’t worry, we understood what you said…scruff+Gerry= WOW ; )

@redOctober:

AGREED. He has a number of different and wonderful looks but the SCRUFF is the best. When he’s unshaven I like his face a bit fuller.

That’s right, Gerry, dance for me monkey boy–and leave the razor at home.

Goldsmith @ 06/03/2010 at 2:18 pm

Manny @ 06/02/2010 at 11:34 pm +1

@Is it settled:
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NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
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hahahahahahahaha

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/26/gerard-butler-playing-in-paris/comment-page-88/#comments#ixzz0pobjXh86

Will someone bring the straight jacket ASAP?

Manny the Manace @ 06/03/2010 at 2:23 pm

@breakingdawn:
You can’t get rid of the witch. Did you see how she broke down over Laurie? I never witnessed someone loosing it over a star they don’t know, will never know, and who won’t even give her the time of day. So the truth is finally out; she’s a fanatic Butler fan – a phannie. Isn’t she married? Maybe it was her husband complaining here a couple of days ago that his wife is spending all her time on Butler. Actually, she used to be here 24/7 but she eased up a bit, I suspect at her husband’s urging. Her mother’s death means nothing to her – the selfish witch.

@Kelly: You sound like a phannie. I don’t think you are a LA girl giving us legitimate info.

breakingdawn @ 06/03/2010 at 2:32 pm

If Gerry ever gets married, Manny will be the first one throwing herself in front of a bus or worse. She is selfish, jealous and desperate. And a big phony.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 2:35 pm

@Kelly: Do you know who the guy is with his hand on her shoulder, per Guido’s post.

I just skimmed over last night’s stuff and did notice Manny’s NEVER etc. etd. post, but I didn’t see what it was all about. Was she just commenting that he isn’t really with Laurie? I don’t gete the breakdown remarks. Can someone ‘splain what went on in a nutshell?

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 2:46 pm

@Kelly: If you don’t think that JA hasn’t been “around” you are sadly mistaken. Any self-respecting women would not have allowed someone to finger her in public …jokingly or not! Granted I’m not a fan, by any means, and I have never before posted anything negative about her before, but what you’re implying is really a stretch. We are both entitled to our opinions.

From twitter:
Gerard Butler actually came to Savannah for the film festival and apparently hooked up with a bunch of SCAD girls. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry

SCAD – Savannah College of Art and Design, I think the festival was last october or november. I can only find the dates for the upcoming one.

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 2:49 pm

@Old Mia: One cannot help those poor souls who do not have that skill to discern sarcasm and humour, OM, nothing to be concerned about.

@Kelly:
I can’t agree with you more about JA – I think she’s pretty and nice, and she looks fantastic for her age. She is 41 but seriously, she doesn’t look over 31 or 33 at the most. I think it’s a great achievement to look 10 years younger than your age. I wish it on all of us. We should be this lucky.
What’s more, I don’t understand all the hatred directed at her. I think it all comes from jealousy, pure and dimple.
Regarding STD’s, you’re absolutely right. GB is such a fool, he hooks up with puzzies that have opened their legs to every Tom, D!ck, and Harry. Just like these women sleep with him knowing full-well he has been with hundreds of women, they sleep with countless other men without thinking twice about it. He can’t control his needs and he hooks up with dozens of women a year, it’s vile. He is so promiscuous. Wouldn’t it been better for him to look for one great gal to have a relationship with? I guess he is not into quality but quantity. If he were into quality, he would be into JA.

Is it settled @ 06/03/2010 at 2:53 pm

@Goldsmith:
I knew how to extract the right response from the nutcase. hahahahahahahaha.

Is it settled @ 06/03/2010 at 3:01 pm

@Old Mia:
the break down was in the last 2-3 pages of the last thread,
I think that’s a link
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/05/26/gerard-butler-playing-in-paris/comment-page-88/#comments#ixzz0pobjXh86.
Manny lost it over the speculation about whether or not Laurie is a GF. It’s really pathetic.

@Dalia: And you have been in the bedrooms as he actually has had s.e.x. with all these women? Don’t believe everything you read. Don’t be so gullible. It makes you look ignorant.

Stinkylouise @ 06/03/2010 at 3:09 pm

“If he were into quality, he would be into JA.”

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Women of quality don’t spread their legs for John Mayer………………and then go back for seconds.

@Old Mia:
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Hey Mia… some poster said “Never say never” like a dare. So for a joke I posted that.
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Nice when taken out of content, but what do you expect from some name-changing troll that has used three aliases on this page alone.
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Thanks Gossip… It seems the stalker is back. Who knows, this could be the same troll that was harping on you. Just lovely isn’t it? :)

Goldsmith @ 06/03/2010 at 3:20 pm

@Is It Settled

Boy-o-boy, do you know how to prick a jealous rage in Manny. That’s a powerful skill you have there. If there was a bridge nearby she might have plunged right over it. FUNNY. Ooops, she has just shown to the world (or JJers) she is the biggest phannie there is. She must hate herself for that. The revolving door just slams right in her face.

You all need a life.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 3:34 pm

@Jeff: Hey G, what’s up?

Make that four aliases on one page. Right Goldsmith? sheeeesh

@Show Me:
I’m not ignorant. I think you’re much more ignorant, or you just don’t want to believe the truth. Maybe you haven’t followed him long enough, but he sleeps around a lot, from judging his actions with women, and by his very own admission
There are people here who believe he slept with close to 1,000 women, if you figure 4 new women a month at 20 years, not including all his regular shags. Three are others who think it’s a much higher number, close to 3,000. I personally don’t think it’s higher than 1,000 and probably somewhere in the 500s. But who really knows the exact number, suffice it to say, that he slept with many women and leave it at that, which is the point I was trying to make. Let’s face it, he’s very sexual and a playboy, or more accurately a manho.
@Stinkylouise:
John Mayer is a ho but so is Butler. Is Butler any better than Mayer? They’re both bad. At least Mayer is 32, a younger guy. Young guys have a stronger sex drive than older man. In addition, like Butler, he has fame and money so of course he’s going to behave like a manho. From what I hear Brad Pitt is also bad in that department. At leaser Mayer did have a monogamous relationship with her for a year and a half. Does GB have those kind of relationships? I give Mayer more of a pass than I give GB, even though I like GB more and I don’t hold her responsible for dating him. What about Elizabetta dating Clooney? The point is they’re all hos and sl*tts in HW, the man and the women. It’s just that some go to more extremes than others.

@Manny:

Why all the attacks today? Is it just extreme boredom with Gerry news right now.

Play nice or stay out of the sandbox. Good grief people it’s just a gossip site.

@Nuts:
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Who knows why I’m just so popular with this particular troll. :)

@truth from NY: If that’s actually G, he needs to get a brain, with actual neurons.

@Dalia:
We do not know how many women gerry has had over the years alot of it is surely pr also women get called all the names under the sun for having lots of men .But guys it is just another notch on the bed post
DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!!

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 4:11 pm

@Belle: I agree.

Not twitter, sorry @ 06/03/2010 at 4:17 pm

@Manny:
How do you know he’s in scotland?
One of my friends saw him yesterday with the french girl in glasgow, but we haven’t a twitter account so I’m coming here to post this.
How come does everyone tweet he’s in belgrade or savannah?

@daffodil: Hmmmm, i don’t know how much of it is pr- I think he really is a manho. Even before the fame, he had the good looks and the charm. I’m sure he pulled A LOT, and even more so now.

@not twitter @ 06/03/2010 at 4:26 pm

LOLOLOL
not with frenchie.

Is it settled @ 06/03/2010 at 4:31 pm

@Goldsmith:
I’m so glad there are people such as yourself that can appreciate my specialized skills. LoL
She went bananas over my little innocent statement, and without thinking, she tipped off her hand. Priceless
Joke’s on you Manny. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Is that why you despise JA so much? Jealousy?
BTW, she is so delusional that she thinks we’re all the same poster. She can’t accept the fact that so many people can’t stand her. Manny, there are 4 different posters here who can’t stand your guts, count them, 4. Be gone Manny, be gone with you, you wicked witch of the west.

Not twitter, sorry @ 06/03/2010 at 4:32 pm

@@not twitter:
My friend said the frenchie. I have no idea if she was his famous secret scottish lassie, that wasn’t me who saw them. Sorry!

They show a person they are always near each other, and that person is jealous they come together again, this is a message just for her
Now watch this one
http://lnx.gerryscorner.it/cpg133/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=0&pos=14

I have somthing to add too @ 06/03/2010 at 4:41 pm

@Nuts:
Manny has many people she mistreated here in the past, so that’s why they don’t like her. She caused many a fight here before she got some harsh words thrown her way and evaluated her position here. Don’t cry for her; she deserves everything she gets. Everyone here really goes out of their way to get a long, except a few spoilers, and Manny is one of them.

@Is it settled:
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Thanks for the invitation to stay. May you have a nice day too.

I don’t know if this has been posted already but here’s a fan pic of Gerry in Cannes:

http://www.gerard-butler.net/gallery/d/125435-1/cannes.jpg

@not twitter @ 06/03/2010 at 4:44 pm

Doesn’t your friend have twitter?

@daffodil:
I wrote in my post (starting on the 7th line) that we don’t really know how many women he’s been with. It’s all speculation but it’s based on his behavior and on things that he said about his actions and about himself.
Of course, there is a double standard.

why so blind? @ 06/03/2010 at 4:52 pm

why are you all so blind to see that it is all pr they show you.
george michael anyone?dated ladies, even kissed them but in the end he left with the .guys.
gerry sure is a good actor.remember when he beat that pap?
cos he was doing something that he didnt want the world to see yet.
believe what you want to believe.but do not fight over a guy you really do not know sh!t about.
I know…i was his neighbour.

@why so blind @ 06/03/2010 at 4:54 pm

ITAWY.

Gay or bi. I think it is pretty obvious.

@why so blind?:

If you are going to imply things, then you need to back up your statements with valid and solid facts? am I right?

Since you were his neighbor, what did you see ??

is it settled @ 06/03/2010 at 4:58 pm

@Manny:
“Thanks for the invitation to stay. May you have a nice day too.
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I know you’ll never leave so don’t use my post as an excuse.

@why so blind?: @@why so blind: If he turned out to be gay and has just been hiding it for so many years, I would have a whole lot more respect for him than I do now. And I personally would be more inclined to see his movies, but not with this manho image he has.

why so blind? @ 06/03/2010 at 5:01 pm

besides do the math, if he would have had sex with so many women.
would he still be so chubby and have moobs…answer nope.
this guy has so many gay friends in his entourage more then paris hilton has gay bff.yet he allegedly bangs women but does not show up with them in or out of clubs or takes them with him to premieres.his friends go everywhere with him,you do not always see them cos they are not ladies.hence why papz pay no attention to them,but look closely for yourself in certain pics you will see the same guys….and i aint talking about ariel,alan or rupert.

@Macal: @Belle: That’s the thing. I don’t think he’s gay at all.

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 5:02 pm

@I have somthing to add too: Actually most people on this board get along most of the time these days and the discussion and humour generally flows even though everyone agrees on all points in respect to Mr. Butler, depending on the news at hand until trolls with nothing to add show up. Did your dog die so you need something to be abusive to?

why so blind? @ 06/03/2010 at 5:08 pm

i cannot get in to too much detail.i know him and he knows me.no i am not gay.and no my gf did not date him..lol.we got married thats why i moved out of the building.
all the women the tabloids claim he dates, he never took them home.gave some great parties…men only.
i saw 2 things that surprised me,and that is when i payed more attention.i am not a homophobe.my brother is gay came out when he was 21.
i was just as shocked as most are when you find out that someone you least expect it turns out to be someone else.i still think he is a cool dude, just not the king leonidas he portraits.but that is common in hollywood i guess.

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 5:12 pm

@Is it settled: I hate to waste my energy but against how many posters are happy to have Manny stay, besides I suspect the 4 posters = 1 so if we have a vote for you to leave you’ll go? Promise, cross your black heart, etc. If you have something to say about the thread topic or Gerard Butler, do so. You want to abuse people, I think you’ll find the crowd at TMZ right up your alley. Now I need to take that age old advice myself and ignore the trolls.

Not twitter, sorry @ 06/03/2010 at 5:12 pm

@@not twitter:
No. Here nearly nobody has twitter, why should she open an account to say just that?

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 5:15 pm

@why so blind?:

Your argument that a man who has lots of sex would be in better shape – I can only refer you to Jack Nicholson.

Now gay men are as a rule very meticulous about the way they dress. Who doesn’t that sound like.

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 5:17 pm

@Not twitter, sorry: Maybe she should call some Scottish paparazzi instead.

I stay away from this board, what… 2 days? And I find… a thread with 2250 posts (congrats for the record JJers, hooray!!), and a new Gerry’s thread with pics from Coriolanus…
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Now, let’s check the usual rest about this thread:
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– guido claiming Gerry is still involved with the Aniston chick no matter what – checked
- 4 trolls or 4 socks of the same troll stalking Manny – checked
- gay parade on again – checked
- hidden secret girlfriend and hidden secret boyfriend – checked
- some random models heavily pregnant with gerry’s child but still unexplicably with a flat belly – checked
- Gerry in love with scotland highlands even if he can’t probably even place them on a map – checked
Ok, it seems everything is normal.
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OK… tomorrow I have a magic rendez-vous in Glasgow, do I qualify to be involved with Gerry in some way? Like.. I don’t know, Gerry’s secret foreseer, Gerry’s private magician, etc etc.
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Kudos to mellifera for the most hilarious post I read on this thread.
Darling, maybe you were joking but… it wouldn’t be so weird to spot him around like that!!?!?!
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*waves to the regs*

@why so blind?:

This board is very sceptical i have to warn you. Anyone that has loosely followed his career can come up with what you have just said.
All evidence up ’till now points to the opposite direction, that he’s a little too straight.
So unless you have some good proof….I’m going to incline towards him being straight..

@ why so blind? @ 06/03/2010 at 5:24 pm

Did he break up with Fry Guy? We all miss him – they were a cute couple.

Tayside Fairy @ 06/03/2010 at 5:25 pm

@gossiphound:
Maybe you would be surprised to know Scottish press doesn’t really care about GB. He hates them and they hate him in return. There was just a brief mention about him and the French girl in the Scottish press.

@why so blind?:
Look, he’s a manho but he’s not gay. He won’t be seen with women because he wants to have the appearance of being single, as in not seeing anyone seriously. In addition, it’s true that he’s not seeing anyone seriously (he’s not lying) and that’s how he likes it. All his shags are FWB, which is what we’re criticizing here; his using women because he can and because he doesn’t respect sex for more than recreation. Trust me, the guy is heterosexual.
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Also, why should we believe that you were his neighbor? You’re just saying that to convince us to believe your post. Until he’s caught or admits it, I believe what’s so obvious; the guy is a manho not gay.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 5:31 pm

@why so blind?: Is this what’s been going around his boards here about news that’s something is going to come out (meaning news about him) in 6 mos or so (that was posted about 4 mos ago)? They say everyone is going to be shocked and its just unbelievable …and so on.

why so blind? @ 06/03/2010 at 5:31 pm

i just report what i know.i cannot report what i saw.bi??maybe.never seen him with a lady.
the way he dresses is not so odd.my brother is gay and he and his bf dress just as shabby as i do.i just find it sad that women fight over him and that he has to use beard or whatever they are called these days.like i said he is a good bloke.and please believe whatver you want to believe.but when i see how some of you..now now i say some not all.attack the ladies he is with or others that post what they see or think it is not fair.
just take notice when ever there is a gay rumor,be it as small or big.he is reported with a lady.okay jack n is chubby,but he is also very old.gravity takes its toll.at least he shows up with several women in the open.
you all know he has got a pug right?
i do not judge him,just the ladies that fuzz and fight over him with a passion, he is not into you.he is cool,and i know he does not have an easy life.like i said my brother is gay too.he has **** to put up with at times,i can only imagine how bad it must be if you are a closeted actor.

is it settled @ 06/03/2010 at 5:32 pm

@gossiphound:
Ah, shut your mouth already. You’re also on this site 24/7 because you don’t have a life. The only difference is, you don’t get into fights like Manny the loser. However, if you start defending the witch, you’ll get the same abuse. It’s better for you if you stay out of any fights with Manny, as it doesn’t concern you.

Goldsmith @ 06/03/2010 at 5:33 pm

@Gossiphound

Are you as blind as you are old and senile? Manny was and has been the biggest abuser on this board. You don’t need to stick you foot in her pile of sh!t. Why don’t you keep doing what you do best, that is posting about Butler?

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 5:33 pm

@gossiphound: well said.

gossiphound @ 06/03/2010 at 5:34 pm

@Tayside Fairy: You mean Scottish paps don’t like to make money selling stuff to the UK or US tabloids, even if the Scottish papers aren’t interested, I find that hard to believe.

Actually last time Gerry was in Scotland the paps were out looking for him and found him a few times or someone called them ehem. And he wasn’t even there 48 hours.

@gossiphound:
“Now gay men are as a rule very meticulous about the way they dress. Who doesn’t that sound like.”
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And don’t forget that they keep in shape and don’t let their bodies become average like he looks on and off.
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@Merlin:
LOL

why so blind? @ 06/03/2010 at 5:43 pm

who is fry guy?straight to be single?then why not bring a women to your own house if you want to date her in private?i do not know what the boards say.i dont go on boards.like i said believe what you want to believe.like i said before,i just posted to stop the bickering at each other and to some who might know stuff for real.you can sit and post all day long about him.the truth will hit you in the face some day…just like all the ricky martin fans or george micheal fans hoped for their idol to be straight.
do not shoot messengers when you have no clue about the guy yourself.
nuff said.
bye bye

is it settled @ 06/03/2010 at 5:50 pm

@Goldsmith:
Well-said.
In addition, Manny never supported Gossip when she gets attacked. If you noticed, Gossip gets attacked on a weekly basis for no reason other than her posts, and Manny never comes to her rescue. I don’t think it’s a legitimate reason to attack someone because they post a lot or for the content of their posts. That said, Manny attacks people left right and center for no reason and every reason. She has inflamed many people here and that’s the reason they hate her. Please Gossip and everyone else, stay away from Manny and out of her fights on these threads.

@why so blind?:
“the truth will hit you in the face some day…just like all the ricky martin fans or george micheal fans hoped for their idol to be straight.”
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We always knew ricky martin and george micheal were flaming gay. No one bought their act. Maybe just 15 year-old girls without any experience yet. But most older fans knew they were gay – there was never any question.

Merlin welcome back. Be careful in Glasglow… the supposed wedding is nigh. To quote a good friend, they better use Minute Rice for the wedding because that is how long it is going to last. ;)
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Gossip – left you a message in the kingdom. *wink*

People were damn surprised about Rock Hudson though.

@scary gerry: LMAO! Wow. and he’s enjoying her looking at him too.

scary? maybe. eerie and creepy? I think you know how feel on that one.

@lol:
that’s before Internet, cell phones, digital cameras, etc
The general public didn’t know because you could hide what your were doing much better back then. However, people in HW, in his vicinity, knew about his inclinations. It wasn’t a surprise to anyone.

@Manny:
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I’m gonna *poof* appear at the wedding, I’ll borrow Harry (Potter)’s Invisibility Cloak to crash the wedding party for news and to steal pics…
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Poor Gerry, a one minute wedding…I’m starting to pity him for real!! :(

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/03/2010 at 6:13 pm

Charming.
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I guess the Butler threads attract the scumbags, too.
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Regardless of how you “hate” a particular poster, attacking her while she’s still grieving over the loss of a loved one is the lowest of the low. It’s not only getting personal…it’s downright evil.
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Manny is a beloved JJ’er from way back. I will always remember her kindness to me. Therefore, I will take on any ass*hole who attacks her personally.

joan of arc @ 06/03/2010 at 6:21 pm

@truth from NY: I can come on here and report that I got word that world is ending tomorrow at 11:45 p.m. All BS, or course, but someone’s going to believe it. Unless it’s something by a reputable news organization, don’t believe it about Gerard. Most of ‘news’ repeated here is stuff from some blog or other or some cheezy gossip magazine known for making stuff up. And they know no more than anyone here.

@Fritz the Messenger:
I agree darling, but don’t feed the octopussy trolls there… it’s not worth… *mwah*

@truth from NY:
Any self-respecting women would not have allowed someone to finger her in public

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-4/#comments#ixzz0ppWl74XP
How do you know that Jen didn’t slap him for grabbing her ass. No one knows what went on behind closed doors after he grabbed her.
You women are really cruel to other women. Don’t complain about men being bad to women if you are a misogynist yourself.

@Tayside Fairy:

A mention from the French Riviera Tabloid article? If he’s out and about in Scotland right now with her the paps would have found him. They know it would be big $$$ to see those pics internationally.

Money makes the world go-round.

As for the gay rumors…if any incriminating evidence comes out, it would be sad to watch what we happen. It’s interesting who is accepted and who is not. Nathan Lane is cast as the funny spouse or boyfriend or philander and everyone accepts it and thinks he’s funny. Neal Patrick Harris plays womanizing Barney on “How I Met Your Mother”…another comedy role.

A gay action star/romantic hero…that would be a challenge for Hollywood to handle in a way that the public would see the character and not the actor.

Anyhow, on to:
Do you think we’ll get an airport shot in Scotland, NYC or in Africa?

Will the c*ck hat been worn?
Will there be scruff?
Will we finally see a #@%&*# MGP script in his hand?

@guido:

Okay..it IS like semiphore!!!

She has someone touch her on the shoulder and it tells him…someone else wants me, you’d better come back to me…

So, he sends back the signal that someone wants to get close to him so she’d better come. Am I catching on?

But, in your example, she has a man’s hand on her should and she’s touching it…but in the photo of Gerry you used, he’s standing close to a man.

Is that: I’m loyal, there are no woman here to threaten you. Or “I’ve changed teams”? Actually wouldn’t the Laurie photos be a better example for your line of thinking?

Did I crack the code???

You can tell eveyone is bored with G…out come the gay rumors..I have never seen anyone go that fast..from getting married to being gay..lol…

Ignore Princess…someone left the back door open again and they snuck in…♥♥

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 6:52 pm

@joan of arc: I know, but speaking of blogs when searching GB + gay this came up:

He has been in a monogamous relationship with Ariel Vromen for years.
One of those widely known secrets in LA. He is a great guy and even more gorgeous in person!

Don’t mean to add fuel to the fire, but I can’t say that once or twice it hasn’t crossed my mind. At 40, he is still with the guys … all the time. He travels with the guys, parties with the guys, goes to dinner with the guys, etc., etc. If he doesn’t want a relationship, that’s his business and not mine, …but at some point it is going to fuel speculation. Also, the pr pics only make him look desperate.

Botton line, if he is or isn’t it is none of my concern. Ok, truth be told, I would be a little disappointed that he would never (or has never) lived up to an image he has worked so hard to project. Boy, don’t a sound like a fannie (correct term)?

Also, once again when this place gets a little boring we always get the gay or glasgow girls posts. never fails.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 6:58 pm

@David: I’ll bet my last dollar that she didn’t slap him after that pic, b/c we would of had a pic of it! Without a doubt. THe press love that stuff. Also, if he was comfortable enough to finger her in public, YOU can bet YOUR last dollar that it happened in private too.

I’m not being cruel, I just don’t find it amusing when women let men treat them like a piece of a$$. In some respect it makes all women look bad. JA’s people come on here and praise her to the high heavens. Unless she has something round over her head (halo) and wings attached to her back, I’m going to call a spade a spade.

I see that you did not understand, there are 3 people if you look closely., and man with gerard imitates someone you know very well, the picture is not innocent.

joan of arc @ 06/03/2010 at 7:01 pm

@truth from NY: Errrrrrrrrggggghhhh. Ariel is not gay. He’s married. Or are we supposed to have some new theory in which he got married to hide his devotion for Butler and the girl went along with it because … I think she’s a model, but someone else on here must know for sure. Is her last name Fonda? I’m fairly new to the butler game, but I know he’s not carring on with Ariel. This place needs real time photos of him quick.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 7:05 pm

@Nuts: Ok, Nuts are you conversing with guido …if so, I don’t get it???

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 7:07 pm

@joan of arc: I thought last thread that someone said they got divorced some time ago. Not sure, but pretty sure.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 7:10 pm

@guido: Guido, i need more clues. Seriously, I’m getting a headache from trying to follow your clues. Throw me a bone ….would ya?

I think I read that on here as well – that Ariel and his wife divorced – but I think that is incorrect. Her name is Olga Fonda, I’m pretty sure, and I think she’s an actress. They were both pictured on the beach in California with G earlier this year, so if he got divorced it was just recently.

@yessssssssssssss:

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=361547&id=1837610609#!/photo.php?pid=357728&id=1837610609&fbid=1186103072887

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=366075&id=1837610609#!/photo.php?pid=361021&id=1837610609&fbid=1188197285241

You need FB account to see these photos.The first one is already posted on WO and you should read the description under the second one.The first one was probably taken during the filming of Coriolanus because of the beard.

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What was the description under the second pic? I don’t see a description. Maybe it was removed?

Well, got to be out of here until late tonight, it’ll be interesting to see what strange theories are put forth this evening!

I was thinking that it’s kind of sad that even G’s friends aren’t immune to being raked over the coals with this conjecture. Poor Fry Guy dropped off the face of the earth after the last round of stupid stories, and it was reported many times that he has a gf. But people just keep harping away. Lord, someone the other day even tried to connect him to Alan who has been in a long-term relationship for years.

You know I never believed the gay rumours, but the funny thing is the Laurie story came out at a time when the gay rumours became very loud here on JJ. Remember the AD thread that had photos of his house and him sitting on a red chair and there were several people saying that the painting in his house could only be owned by someone who is gay? Immediately after that the whole story about Laurie unfolded. And yes he has been pictured kissing women before, arcade, violin girl, Martina etc, but with Laurie it is different. These were real date photos with them walking through Paris and talking and having lunch. Then that was followed by the beach photos, where they are relaxing and enjoying their time by the pool etc.

So as far as I am concerned it is one of two things. He’s gay and asked Laurie to help him cover it up in exchange for some good PR for her show. Or he really does like her and wants to introduce her to his fans slowly as a legitimate gf and also to silence the gay rumours once and for all.

Guido is trying to tell you that the blonde head you see behind G in the photo is Jen Aniston..and that they are together where ever in the world they travel..its Guido’s fantasy..if you want to play along..go right ahead..if not just ignore Guido…everyone has their dream hook-up for G and Jen is Gudio’s…rock on Guido…♥♥

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 7:35 pm

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=361021&id=1837610609
under this photo it is written that the painting is now the property of Gerard B. He bought something for remembering Belgrade.Nice.;)

So someone saw them in Glasgow together? Interesting?

I read on the Obessesive site that Laurie will start her new show in September. So does that mean that she will have to stay in France? Would she have enough time for him?

yessssssssssssss @ 06/03/2010 at 7:44 pm

http://www.story.rs/vesti/svet-poznatih/9252-dzerard-batler-na-rodendanu-kod-zeljka-mitrovica.html

On May 31st he was at the birthday party.TV owner threw party for his birthday and GB came with Marko Misković and as Serbian press claims Marko’s girlfriend. Among guests were many famous Serbian people who were at the parties which GB attended during his fist stay in Belgrade.People already call him Butler the Serb on some Serbian forums.That is hilarious.

@yessssssssssssss: That painting on the right that he bought has a “Tales of the Black Freighter” look about. Maybe it reminded him of that role.

An observer @ 06/03/2010 at 7:54 pm

@sukar:

Well, the “Rape of Ganymede” painting on the ceiling of his entry in his apartment plus the wall image of the man restraining the German shepherd should have been a big HEL-LO to you all.

I think our French TV Journalist (IF, and that is a big IF she’s even in Scotland with him right now) might have just landed her a big gig as his wife/beard. They can conveniently divorce when their work keeps them apart…but the marriage is on the record for them. He’s divorced playing the field again and she’s the ex-wife of Gerard Butler. win-win.
Gee, sorry, no time for kids. Or perhaps one child.

The article about G slipping back into Belgrade for some more bonding with his Serbia buddies mentioned that his agents had been upset about the partying. I think the models were a distraction…the partying was something else going on. Perhaps Belgrade offered him some alternative recreation.

Anyhow, don’t be surprised if a ‘swept off our feet” engagement pops up to perserve that super-manly image. Then sit and watch for the inevitable breakup or brief marriage.

Wish it weren’t true…and if facts come out there are others in the biz that will go down on G’s ship too (no pun intended).

He’s working in a rough business that on one-hand turns a blind eye but with the other eye is watching the purse strings. Mess with profits and bye-bye.

He’s got himself protected well, but too many secret holders is not a good thing. And, the women who he keeps around him have a myriad of reasons to stay…but they know his heart isn’t in it with them. They can’t be blind, deaf and dumb. But, it’s a game and there are benefits so to each their own. Don’t feel sorry if they chose to play it.

Learned these things the hard way with a similar person in the biz. Stopped by here for news about Coriolanus and discovered that you all have better antennae than I did.

Stick to talking about his acting and be glad you don’t have his worries.

I think you’re full of b/s.

Gay, bi, straight… PR machine pawn or carefree and spontaneous, in love, in lust, engaged, married…

I just wanna know: Is he gonna start filming something or what!

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 8:09 pm

@sukar: I agree, you know, for some reason I seem to really like this Laurie girl. Time will tell.

Now look at the photo or Jen shows her back., it is a fake picture, look jen feet, they are clearer now the left foot, we see it as if there was a puddle of water, which makes me think that Jen was not at that place.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1280761/Jennifer-Aniston-41-wins-battle-bikinis-younger-model-Brooklyn-Decker-23.html

@guido:

Jen is filming a movie in Hawaii. Tons of folks saw her there.

@Nuts:
*yawns*
Nuts, don’t waste your time with guido, he can’t hear you from his planet…
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Nighty nighty guys, don’t try too hard to understand the Gman, it’s useless. Wish he would take himself seriously as an actor but my hopes are fading away….
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*retires to Camelot for the night*

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 8:20 pm

@An observer: What is it with all the around about talking …just spit it out! He’s gay, he marrying Laurie for a cover, they do or don’t have a child and then they will divorce …is that what your trying to say. Sorry, I’m not being rude, its just that b/t you and Guido …I have a headache! Thanks much.

@truth from NY:

If folks truly know stuff they don’t sound ready to spill anything more than clues. If there is a lie/a cover up, it’s usually exposed with or without our speculation or help. The man and his team have to keep a lot of balls in the air for whatever reasons (real or imagined).

Now, Gerry, I’m ready for you to get back to work!

@truth from NY:

Not to flog a very, very, very dead horse, but did everyone see the translation of the two blurbs on the photos of Gerry and Laurie on the patio. Butlers Pantry translated them. If you care, I can link it, if not…on to
Africa!

I repeat once again, look at the pictures and listen to the people concerned when they speak,. look especially his fingers, they made a lot of signs. a good day or good night

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 8:30 pm

@Nuts: Yes, please link. thx.

@David:
“How do you know that Jen didn’t slap him for grabbing her ass. No one knows what went on behind closed doors after he grabbed her.
You women are really cruel to other women. Don’t complain about men being bad to women if you are a misogynist yourself.”
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The most common sense post of the day. KUDOS

All I know is that there are a lot of loopholes in the Laurie story.

1. The fact that they lied about when they met, which was revealed by the Miami beach photoS

2. That the paps in Paris managed to get photos of them and Gerry didn’t seem upset and was actually looking at the camera in some of them

3 He went around kissing and romancing Serbian models and then went back to her again as if nothing happened.

The whole thing reeks of WTF?

@truth from NY:
“I’ll bet my last dollar that she didn’t slap him after that pic, b/c we would of had a pic of it! Without a doubt. THe press love that stuff. Also, if he was comfortable enough to finger her in public, YOU can bet YOUR last dollar that it happened in private too. ”
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How do you know what went on behind closed doors, doesn’t it make you sound ignorant? Maybe she had strong words for him. You don’t know.
And FYI, he does this all the time; JA is not the only one he did it to. I can name 2 other incidents where he engaged in such activity: one was with the guy who played in PSIL (his name escapes me) and the other was with Gina Philips, an actress in LA. There are other attempted incidents where he was stopped just in time. He apparently thinks it’s funny. What’s more, he does it to men and women alike, but I suspect only to people he genuinely likes. So it’s not like he did it to JA because she has a sleazy relationship with him. He is kind of sleazy being the lothario he is.
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@Nuts:
“Okay..it IS like semiphore!!!”
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Trying to make sense of Guido’s ramblings is not an easy task. LOL
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@sukar:
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ITAWY sukar. well said. :)

@sukar:
Exactly, you summed it up pretty much. His actions have been very erratic recently.

@truth from NY: let men treat them like a piece of a$$.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-7/#comments#ixzz0pq8EcJ00
Let men? Sounds like you’re excusing the guy for his bad behavior by blaming the woman. If a guy treats a girl like a piece of meat that’s his choice and he is responsible for his choice.
If I treated the women I’ve dated like crap then I should get sh-t for it. I don’t treat women badly but if I did all the blame is on me. Some women don’t realize that you are making men weak by not making us accountable for our actions.

http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/27811/Batler_bez_riba_u_Beogradu
The guy Gerry is posing with in the pic looks like he would do anything (looks like he’s thinking “I’m gonna get me some Butler tonight”), Gerry will pose for a picture with anybody – why can’t he just say no. He has no awareness about himself or he just doesn’t give a damn (possible mental case). The open shirt must have been enticing to the guys in the bar, because women sure don’t like that look!

Why is he back in Belgrade anyway, just stupid.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 9:31 pm

@Dalia: I stand corrected. Hopefully, she did have strong words for him.

http://www.alo.rs/ljudi/27811/Batler_bez_riba_u_Beogradu

The guy Gerry is posing with in the pic looks like he would do anything (looks like he’s thinking “I’m gonna get me some Butler tonight”), Gerry will pose for a picture with anybody – why can’t he just say no. He has no awareness about himself or he just doesn’t give a damn (possible mental case). The open shirt must have been enticing to the guys in the bar, because women sure don’t like that look. Why is he back in Belgrade anyway, just stupid.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 9:39 pm

@David: I am not excusing this guy for his behavior by any means. You cannot predict how other people will treat you so when you are treated badly (by a man) he needs to be called on it. Hence, if she didn’t call him on it then she’s allowing and encouraging this behavior. Your a guy, correct? I am right?

@truth from NY:

Having trouble posting the link so here’s the copy/paste from The Butler’s Pantry Forum thread “French Kiss”.

Blurb with them on separate chairs:
Laurie’s question: The camera, it’s for taking pictures of the area or for making a more intimate video?

Blurb with chair sharing:
She has her answer: “Motor, action!”

They totally and knew they were being filmed.

Okay…now if Gerry’s hanging around Glasgow, how come our “truth from Glasgow”, Scottish Guido hasn’t been giving us a play-by-play.

I hope he’s been hiding up in Comrie…or perhaps he’s already left.
Serbia, Croatia, France, Russia, back to Serbia, Scotland, …where else does this tour go?

*spins globe* To see Halle Hanson in Iceland?

@Nuts:

I agree with you, in both sets of photos, they knew they were being filmed.

@Nuts:
@sukar:

so maybe this means that their dating is not legit, no???

honestly... @ 06/03/2010 at 11:03 pm

I don’t think he’s gay. Have you ever seen the way he looks at women? Like a dog looking at a t-bone steak. He’s been seen on dates and making out with women several times in public. There have been tweets and blogs about his not-so-public hook ups. He says that he loves women and has spoken about his girlfriends. He’s a shameless flirt, to the point of being crude at times.
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So maybe it’s all fake? Anything’s possible, but then where’s the gay evidence? I’m not saying that everyone is like this, but most (most, not all) of my gay friends are total manho’s and they are certainly not shy about gossip. Bedding GB would be a trophy for them as much as it is for the girls who have gone public. I just find it hard to believe that there are no photos/stories/tweets/blogs/hints about any GB gay encounters if he is, in fact, gay. Nothing from his pre-fame days and nothing current, which seems highly unlikely in a world where everyone has a camera phone and internet access, and his every move is scrutinized.
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So yes, I concede that it is possible that he is gay and or bi, but personally I just don’t believe it.
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*just for the record, I am not a Phannie, I have no delusions about the beauty of his soul, nor any fantasies about marrying him, this is just my opinion based on a lack of gay evidence. Cheers! :-)

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 11:03 pm

Where is everyone?

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 11:04 pm

@Nuts: Thx Interesting

realitycheck @ 06/03/2010 at 11:08 pm

@Nuts

This a video where Laurie and Gerry are staging the French Kiss?

@honestly…:
The way in which he looks at women is more than enough evidence.
I Agree on all counts.

@realitycheck:

No the little blurbs on the photos on the patios in the tabloid.

And, is this the slowest news day or what. I’m tracking several different items (non-Gerry) and some of them are still waiting for info to be posted.

*shakes fists at the powers that control internet sources*

@truth from NY: Yes I’m a guy. My experience is that when I f- ck up, I get sh-t for it but not in public. That’s why I think it’s possible that Jen gave Butler sh-t later, away from the cameras.

honestly... @ 06/03/2010 at 11:23 pm

As far as the Laurie situation goes, I’m sure GB does like her…to a degree. Clearly she’s not special enough for him to give up clubbing every night and making out with models in between their visits.

Well, he’s an actor. He’s supposed to be able to convey a variety of feelings.

Anyhow, does anyone know if Gerry has ever seriously considered doing Broadway–a play not a musical.

What an interesting project that would be for him.

@sukar: I can agree with you points 2 and 3, but not 1. ‘They’ never actually said how they met. That was just included in the copy that went with the paps photos and got repeated from there like it was gospel. It was likely just made up or surmised filler from some gossiphound (no offence gh!). Other than the one little interview in which Laurie said something about them being friends but living in different countries, neither one of them has actually said a thing publicly about their friendship … certainly not G.

truth from NY @ 06/03/2010 at 11:34 pm

@David: Ok, thanks. Then you are probably right.

I think they’re friends with benefits and that the whole thing was also staged for PR to benefit and help her out with her career…

In those Miami photos, they were not seated closely together, he’s always talking to some black girl who’s also sitting next to him in those photos..

@truth from NY: I think everyone gave up and went on to other things in rl. It isn’t just G’s thread. This is the most active one on JJ today. The whole place is asleep. I hardly ever read anything else on here unless something catches my eye up top – like Rue’s death. But since someone mentioned how dead it is, I went back through today’s threads (cause I’m bored). The only ones that come anywhere near to G’s are LeAnn’s two threads combined at 161 posts. Good lord, you know I’m bored. The rest are way down the food chain. It’s just a dull day in JJ land. ‘Tomorrow, tomorrow, the sun will come out tomorrow.’

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 12:06 am

@Dalia: And then he goes nuts if some woman does it to him, double standards boy.

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 12:08 am

@Why: The guy is identified as one of the actors from the film Coriolanus in one of the articles from Serbian press.

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 12:13 am

@Macal: He is talking to the wife/girlfriend of that Access Hollywood guy I believe.

christobelle @ 06/04/2010 at 12:21 am

@Old Mia: Tomorrow. Yep. And Butler will be marrying Laurie in a little castle chapel on a hillside in Scotland surrounded by fields of heather. He’ll wear a kilt, of course. The phannies will scatter rose petals and think Jamie and Claire are together again. Guido will jump off a highland cliff. And we’ll all live happily ever after. I can’t wait.

I hope Butler is enjoying the warmth of home and hearth, because when he decides to show his face again,(Which could be at any given moment) we will expect him to, 1 get his a$$ back to work and 2 grab a model or two on the way, because this is his MO and it’s really getting to be a big snore fest here because he’s causing dead air space.
I’m afraid I just don’t buy the whole gay issue. I’m not saying it’s not possible, but as many women as he’s nailed just this year so far, you’d think one of them would be able to tell if he was less then hetero. From all the accounts we’ve heard about this guy and his past history with women and how much he likes sex, you’d think one of them would spill the beans. Those that have talked, speak more about his flirting and ho, ho, hoing around than they have about anything else. Butler may be many things, but I think he’s totally straight. He’s 40, single, busy trying to crank out a career, and lusty as a frat boy tracking fresh tail. Now if he turns up batting for the other team, then I give up. The world has truly gone wonky.

Butler's chart @ 06/04/2010 at 12:29 am

The last thread had over 2,250 comments; it took me a while to catch up, unbelievable. Now I see that JJ is rehashing old news, it’s ridiculous. We need some fresh news.
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@David:
“My experience is that when I f- ck up, I get sh-t for it but not in public.”
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Good point. Men don’t like to be scolded in public. Actually, no one likes it. As long as you do it privately, it doesn’t lead to a huge argument. So it’s quite possible that JA gave him a peace of her mind in private. In fact, it’s hard to believe that she said nothing to him, even if they were intimate.
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@honestly…:
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I don’t believe he’s gay either. Some women who had experiences with him, talked about his stare and how powerful it was; they felt he was undressing them with his eyes.
The way he aggressively tries to get a woman to hook up with him is another strong indicator that he’s not gay.

@Old Mia:

You know what? I think the sad thing is once he goes public with his relationship with Laurie, his threads and the interest in him will die down. I mean look at what we here on JJ have been talking about this past year. Are we talking about his movies? No? Are we talking about his talent? No. We’re talking about his hookups. Someone saw his smooching a blonde, someone tweeted that he was flirting with a brunette, someone snapped him having dinner with a redhead. And we sit here and speculate and speculate. It’s all the mystery and speculation that makes Gerry’s threads so long.

Once there is a public gf all this will die. Sure there will be probably an explosion of hits in the first two or three threads as his relationship with her unfolds. But as he settles into whatever sort of domestic life he wants with her, people will get bored and move on. Mark my words.

Butler's chart @ 06/04/2010 at 12:38 am

@honestly…:
“Clearly she’s not special enough for him to give up clubbing every night and making out with models in between their visits.”
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No one is special enough, because either he’s not ready or he hasn’t found what he’s looking for.
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@Tonto:
I love, love, love your posts. They are always well written and filled with common sense. Keep it up.

Opinion, based on fact @ 06/04/2010 at 12:45 am

@Butler’s chart: JJ needed a new thread. This was getting too much and too slow. The Coriolanus pics were finally released to the main stream media. So JJ took what he could get. At least he, or whatever JJ is, didn’t go with the stupid French gossip pics.

IMO, there won’t be any NEWS until Mr. GJB starts shooting MGP.

Oh, and I’m so fed up with the gay stuff. Good lord, since he was out of diapers, he’s been a womanizer. I’ve heard stories about him at Glasgow University. That innocent face got him into places … Well, don’t ask. Just cause he looked like a nerdy, angel, brain doesn’t mean he was one. This is all I have to say. But gay? Makes me want to chuckle. I’m just waiting for classmates to tell their stories.

Butler's chart @ 06/04/2010 at 12:54 am

@Opinion, based on fact:
Do you know him from Glasgow University or are you just foolin?

Opinion, based on fact @ 06/04/2010 at 1:02 am

@Butler’s chart: I didn’t know him, but I know someone who did. And, I’m not breaking that confidence. It isn’t all that big whoop anyway. Butler was a brain and he was perceived as a suckup when he needed to be, but he was very popular. He was like the big guy on campus. Putting together from what I’ve heard from my friend, most of the girls were nuts about him and that made a lot of guys mad. But they could not come out and say it, because he was the golden boy. Everybody sucked it up. And, it’s funny, but they still seem to be.

@Opinion, based on fact: Surely he was only golden boy in the law program. Or was he the poster child for the whole university? Just how much of a brain was he?

@Opinion, based on fact: And this just gets us back to the fact that he is and always has been a charming player. No one will give him up, because they really like/liked him???? Interestintg conversation. He’s something else, that Butler. But it seems to be a pattern. People who work with him on films only have the best to say. Never a hint of anything bad. He must be a nice person to work with. I’m lost. Goodnight.

curious cat @ 06/04/2010 at 1:21 am

Ah’m sorry, y’all, ah caint even read through all this malingerin’. No moah. that picture of Gb is stunnin’, all the gossip is nothin’. Ah caint even read all this, 200 plus comments heah, plus 2,000 plus on the last thread. Of NUTHIN.”

Butler’s chart, ( ah shucks!) Thank you, I do write for a living or try anyway. Believe me when i say this, writing is the easy part. I can’t say more than that, but it’s been an educational experience. I spend my down time on this silly site and dogonit! I enjoy everyone’s post. Quit a few of them are funny and some could be journalist/reporters. Either that or they could work for the FBI on tracking down felons. Some are quirky and down to earth. We’re all here to distract ourself from life for a little while every day. I liken Butler to a favorite soap opera that we can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow. Some days the rumors fly like bees to the honey and others we’re stuck with each other and then fights start. Life does go on and Butler is the better off not knowing what he has created here on JJ and other gossip sites as well as the fan based forums. Love him or hate him, he’s an interesting puzzle.

@Belle: From fact. He graduated law with the highest test scores ever recorded at the Glascow University law program. Don’t laugh, it’s fact. Honors degree. Then he threw it all away. Alcohol took over. He just went nuts. He completely dissed his internship. He has said on record that he loved the book work, but hated the practice.

It’s a really great story how he got it together after being fired and followed his dreams. God, he was working for the Queen’s law firm and completely just got drunk and never showed up for work. How his mom held it together, I’ll never know.

People can say what they will about him, but he sure got it together all on his own and went on to succeed. You can be down, but not out.

not a fact @ 06/04/2010 at 1:35 am

From fact. He graduated law with the highest test scores ever recorded at the Glascow University law program. Don’t laugh, it’s fact.

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That is not a fact. There has never been a report that he had the highest test scores ever. He may have been a good student, but let’s not make up “facts”.

@Heidiho:

“People who work with him on films only have the best to say. Never a hint of anything bad. He must be a nice person to work with.”

Hmmm… really? Have you listed to some of the TUT comments in interviews with the director and Heigel? I don’t think she was charmed by him. Or how about the “Gamer” directors on the DVDcommentary? They indicated he was hyper and challenging. They didn’t harp on it but they did comment. Viola Davis called him hyper, too. And Gerard apologized to Jamie Fox in one of the “Unscripted” clips for how he behaved at times. Fox said that he understood that it was because of the acting and producing pressure.

Look think he’s generally a nice guy and tries to be a good co-worker but he’s an actor with an actor’s ego and he’s eager to voice his opinion. And, heck, we all have classmates, coworkers etc that we don’t click with or whose personal style gets under our skin.
That’s normal. No one loves everyone.

So, I think generally he tries to be a good coworker but (like everyone) he’s very, very human.

Sorry. I don’t want to whitewash him or point a finger. He may have schmoozed mightily through school…and do it now with work…but not everyone responds to it.

Sukar, Very good point! Talk about dead air space!

@not a fact: I’M NOT making up anything. Go look at the university records. It’s all online.

I’ve taken this all in, and I can say you are all nuts. Guess what? I KNEW him at university. He was the sweetest guy you ever wanted to know. I never heard anything about him being a womanizer. Far from it. Again, he was just a student, doing his best. He was hot, but he didn’t even know it back then. Back then, he didn’t know he was Gerard Butler. He was just Gerry.

@blaaa:

I thought this is what the poster was trying to say? That Gerry was a nice guy and loved by everyone?

The Butler Mystery @ 06/04/2010 at 2:00 am

@blaaa:

So did he date? Did he seem to like that ladies even if he wasn’t a womanizer then?

@blaaa: Are you telling us what I’ve suspected all along?

@sukar: I took the original poster to say that he was respected for being smart, but the guys wanted to be him and the women wanted him.

So many conflicting stories. Who knows what to believe.

MeMyself&I @ 06/04/2010 at 2:05 am

@The Butler Mystery: Once a ho always a ho. He was a ho back then too but a ho without as much opportunity as he has now.

Sukar – when he comes out with Laurie??? He ain’t ever gonna come out with Laurie cause she ain’t his GF it’s PR. We know his MO by now he never publicly is seen with the “one”. Those of us who think it’s PR could be wrong and he could be trying to little by little bring her into public life but I don’t buy it. This is huge news and would be all over the US/UK gossip sites and it’s a week old nearly so I’m on the PR for her bandwaggon cause it broke and pretty much stayed in France. Why did the rest of the big outlets not pic up on it when it appeared in UKs NOTW – cause they can smell bullshit.

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 2:26 am

@blaaa: “He was the sweetest guy you ever wanted to know. I never heard anything about him being a womanizer. Far from it. Again, he was just a student, doing his best. He was hot, but he didn’t even know it back then. Back then, he didn’t know he was Gerard Butler. He was just Gerry.”
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That’s nice to hear. He seems rather cocky now… I hope that either it’s for show or that he will eventually tone it down a little!

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 2:36 am

@Now Then: Most outlets that report on celebrity gossip are nothing BUT bullsh!t. I think it’s more likely that they just don’t see it as a significant story. If he were spotted out with another celeb, then it would be more newsworthy.

@Now Then:

It’s PR for her? But what does HE get out of it?

Pretty Much @ 06/04/2010 at 2:53 am

Well I’ve been away for about 3 weeks and thought I’d drop by and remind myself why I left. Yeppers, everything is pretty much the same here. Sukar is still sweet, sorry to hear about Manny’s loss, Tonto is perceptive and it shows.

I met a Taurean a couple of weeks ago that is nowhere near my “type”. I’ve read how notoriously insecure they are are but this just made me feel more compassion for him in the long run; so very disarming. He was attentive and affectionate and ever so witty and polite. We spent entire weekends making sweet, slow, gentle love to the point that I thought I was going to drown. Who’d a thunk it? Me falling for a divorced father of two? He opened up to me about some painful events in his life and sentimental Libra just fell so hard. Haven’t heard from him in a week and here I am, stuck and replaying those 2 wonderful weekends in my head. I’ve read that Taureans can elicit a sigh from a Libran (Sigh) And he does, he really, really does.

Signed,
Fooled around & Fell in Love

@sukar: Yes, sukar, it’s PR for Cholewa and Gerry gets his usual “no strings attached”, casual, hit-and-run sex. There doesn’t have to be anything in it for him. He ultimately doesn’t care if she milks it for press or not. No skin off his nose either way. It’s a big story for her in France, and gives her and her TV station press for the new show, and the rest of the world doesn’t care, so Gerry doesn’t have to worry about it. He moves on to the next tasty target like he always does. It’ll be a model in Africa next I’m sure. And he won’t care if that one goes to the papers, either. He didn’t care when Martina did it, when Beatriz did it, he doesn’t care. These stories are a blip on his press radar. He gets a latte and gets just as much attention.
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What Gerry doesn’t want is a girlfriend. He wants to travel the world and play the field. These women are happy to be casual encounters for him because they get a career boost out of it. They make no emotional demands on him because there is a career pay-off for them if they accept him on his very limited terms. Everyone is happy. The motto for these women is if they can get some local press out of it today, they don’t care who he kisses tomorrow.

have another donut fangrrrl @ 06/04/2010 at 3:14 am

@blaaa: you are obviously a fannie troll.
If you knew GB, give us specifics. Classes you attended together, places you hung out at, etc.
People come here and give information that anyone can pick up reading fan sites, then claim they are insiders. Ridiculous

I don’t understand how people expect his old classmates to come over here and spill the beans. I doubt any of them do.
They’re all 40 years old and over with probably families and jobs to tend to. I severely doubt they hang about JustJared and read news on Gerry. Besides I doubt JustJared is BIG in Scotland.

@Pretty Much:

I hope you hear from him soon “hugs”

hellotheregb @ 06/04/2010 at 4:42 am

i forgot to look at what the towel from THB sold for. I forgot to put it on the watch list so I can’t see what it sold for and who bought it, anyone know? just curious.

@sukar: I hope you hear from him soon “hugs”

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-10/#comments#ixzz0ps5kTw5y

Don’t know what’s going on with it. Maybe he got scared. He told me how sweet it was that I take care of him. I found myself offering to take his kidlets to the water park when he has them for the summer. I know that Taureans are slow to attach and detach, which I think speaks to their loyal character, and he is on the rebound, and so I’d be willing to give him the time he needs to lick his wounds as it is not my intention to crowd him or pressure him, but I’m finding myself more hung up than I expected to be, and normally, I would think it too soon to be this emotionally invested..however, that level of affection can become quite addictive and quickly so. I’m probably just overthinking it.

@Je pense:

Maybe you can give him a call?

Mellifera @ 06/04/2010 at 5:18 am

After reading this thread from where I left off, I really need to go pour a hefty glass of wine. Its snoresville around here!! What with the mental deficients starting their Manny-bashing, to the “I’ll just hint that I am almost but not quite sure but fairly confident that Butler is gay but I won’t actually say that in case I’m wrong” posts…

*prays for Butler to get papped leaving a seedy Glasgow wh*rehouse*

“Aye they call me ‘The Auld Slapper’ ‘roond here. Gerry always comes ta see mae when he’s in toon. I only charge him half ma goin’ rate noo, he’s a braw wee laddie”

@Cora:

Totally agree with everything you said about Laurie.

I also dont believe he is in Glasgow with her – could end up eating my words ha ha – any nameless person can come on here and spread unfounded lies and rumours. His face is alot more recognisable even in Scotland now where they did not really know who he was. In this day and age of twitter and mobile phones some random person would snap him walking with a female and post it or even just mention it.

Mellifera @ 06/04/2010 at 5:22 am

Oh and Yessssssssssss, it was nice to see you back! Stay around this time, OK??

:-)

@sukar: Maybe you can give him a call?

You really shouldn’t pressure Taureans and I’m worried he will misinterpret any pursuance on my part. Sure, I’d like to call just to hear his voice and talk to him about little things but I’ve always had the general impression most men don’t like to talk on the phone(if they even like to talk at all ;). Taureans tend to possess a more reserved nature as well. I’m not trying to play games here either it’s just that it never fails that if I genuinely like a guy then he will lose interest in me but if I’m not interested in a guy he won’t leave me alone. I’m very aware of this man’s current predicament so I want to be balanced in any approach and in all honesty, I’m not so sure another relationship is what this man needs at this time, but I’d be content with just friendship at this point, even. Taking it a bit slower is not a bad idea but I’m very attracted to him and I’m not so sure I would be capable of refraining from wanting and attempting to jump his bones. Perhaps I should score concert tickets and ask him if he wants to attend? I do enjoy his company.

@Je Pense:

Oh honey, it’s not only you. It’s how men work. You like them, they ignore you, you ignore them they love you! Here’s an Egyptian saying for you, “men are like stamps, spit on them and they will stick”! Ignore him and I guarantee he will come running back to you. And if not then it is his loss!

how many pages of this now? What? And from the first, I saw that pic and was “Ralph Fiennes, YUMMMMM!” Who is this Gerry dude? lol

Mellifera @ 06/04/2010 at 6:55 am

Ralph and Emily Watson were amazing in Red Dragon (in my opinion anyway). Their scenes together were so believable.
When I think of Ralph Fiennes I actually think of him in that role first.

Mellifera @ 06/04/2010 at 7:00 am

@sukar: I go by this saying: “Men are like toilets. They’re either vacant, engaged, or full of s**t”.

Hmm, so which one is Gerry then??? *scratches head*

@Mellifera:

heheh I love it :)

yessssssssssssss @ 06/04/2010 at 8:02 am

@Mellifera: Thanks.

For all curious fans.The guy next to GB on the latest photo from Belgrade is a drug dealer according to some Serbian sites.I really don’t like his company in Belgrade.He will disappoint me completely,

Gender specific @ 06/04/2010 at 8:03 am

@sukar: Oh honey, it’s not only you. It’s how men work. You like them, they ignore you, you ignore them they love you! Here’s an Egyptian saying for you, “men are like stamps, spit on them and they will stick”! Ignore him and I guarantee he will come running back to you. And if not then it is his loss!

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-10/#comments#ixzz0psvgaY6k

Truthfully, many could and would argue the same thing of women. I don’t think this is gender specific.

@Mellifera: I go by this saying: “Men are like toilets. They’re either vacant, engaged, or full of s**t”.

Hmm, so which one is Gerry then??? *scratches head*

I think Gerry would fall under “full o’ sh*t”.

Mellifera @ 06/04/2010 at 8:16 am

@Gender specific: I gotta agree with you there.

*cough, personal experience, cough*

Okay, veteran Gerry trackers here on JJ…he’s been flying below the radar for quite a bit these past couple of weeks. Once he left all the hoopla in France, he had a trip to Moscow which produced only a few photos and little info about his activities except a possible real estate purchase. A trip back to Belgrade netted us one (rather icky-looking photo at a party) and then he slipped into Scotland.

No club/pub/snog photos to be found.

Does he lay low like this often? I’m new Gerry-Watch so I’ve not been through a drought like this with him.

After the bounty that was TBH and HTTYD press…and the Belgrade experience (oh…that’s right. He was filming a movie, too…) and then Croatia…then Monaco…then France.

Now…???
*listens to the sound of crickets*

That was good redOctober.

redOctober @ 06/04/2010 at 10:50 am

@Raol:

Thanks. Just to keep me awake… ; )

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 10:54 am

@Nuts: I’ve only been paying attention since last fall and he’s been going pretty much nonstop up until now even over Xmas there were twitter and blog sightings. You usually find that though he is still consistent with a 48-72 hour rule even if it is just one measly photo with a questionable character, that we never seem to go more than 72 hours without seeing a new photo of him pop up somewhere somehow or least some credible sightings as credible as twitter or cyberspace can be, these days no more or less than entertainment news media, and usually the time lapse is 48 hours. When Gerry hit Scotland last time, assuming he is still there, there were numerous sightings of Gerry from the time he boarded a flight from London to Glasgow, people saw him driving through Paisley and around
Glasgow, so one could only surmise he wanted to be seen. And that was before he hit his usual hangout/Club Boho? that night. He can “fly” under the radar when he wants to.

I think we are in for a dry spell. (But when I think that, all H sometimes breaks loose. LOL)

Let’s hope he’s holed up in Comrie with a MGP script and his dialog coach.

From the UK @ 06/04/2010 at 11:09 am

@Old Mia: I hope you are right. Except for the one mention in the press of him being at a theater performance awhile back, I think he’s pretty much left alone by the locals when he’s in Comrie. If that’s where he actually is. I’ve heard he donates to some causes there, and I don’t thnk anyone will talk because they want the cash flow and don’t want to p him off.

@ Honestly

@Kelly: You sound like a phannie. I don’t think you are a LA girl giving us legitimate info.
Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-4/#comments#ixzz0ptd3xHoe

And you base that conclusion on…??? Nobody forces you to believe that I’m in L.A. Actually I live in Sherman Oaks.

The only film I’ve seen with Gerard Butler in it was “Tomb Raider”. I don’t think this makes me a phannie. I’ve watched it because I love Angelina Jolie in action movies. So much for people telling me I “want to sell” Jennifer Aniston.

You claim I posted “info”? What I said was that I saw GB at some parties and that I asked some other people this week if they know something about his whereabouts. I don’t think you can call that giving “legitimate info”. You sound like I posted his passport number or his income.

Maybe you should check your accusations a little better before posting them.

And you are free to believe that I was invited to the Crystal + Lucy Awards ceremony or not.

Ignore them Kelly.

And, I think it is cool you post here.

Gerry has gone under the radar for several days now…do you think he entered a monastery to do a spiritual cleanse in preparation for MGP?
Just kidding.

I wonder if he is hunkering down in Comrie to de-stress from partying and traveling and to get focused.

Just a nice airport photo is all we ask. Just one.

redOctober @ 06/04/2010 at 11:46 am

@sukar:

Are we talking about his movies? No? Are we talking about his talent? No.

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Pity. It’d be a great change of topic.

Thx Nuts for your kind words.

This early in the morning I hate it when ppl are posting BS and I read it for breakfast. My fault, rant over. I’m a in a positive state of mind most of the time.

Your thought of the monastery Butler could be in made my day, ahahaha.

@Kelly:
Don’t get upset by id!ots.
There are a lot of nutcases who will blame you for this and for that, just ignore it.
I agree with Nuts, we’re happy you post here.

We don’t realise how lucky we are because I recall hearing stories when we thought there would be a drought with him going to Belgrade and long time fans kept recalling a proper droubt when months went past without any pics or much news. Something makes me think it was around the time he made B&G.

Thx to you too, Dalia.

As I said, I’m new here, I have enough troubles with the writing already, not to make too much typos or such as one can’t correct the posts here, LOL. Don’t need trouble with the ppl, too.

@Now Then: You are right. I read on Gals occasionally, and they have mentioned that in the past dry, spells would last several months. So I guess we’ve just gotten spoiled. The more we get, the more we want!

@Old Mia:

I’ve read that too over there. Apparently when he was filming “300″ there was a major drought. The set was very secure, long hours working and he was training when he wasn’t filming.

How do I put this?... @ 06/04/2010 at 12:53 pm

Still nothing, huh?
Someone has Twitter all a-twitter.
He claims 2 sightings of Butler on an island he’s vacationing on.

@Kelly! ANOTHER La’er – I’m from Calabases!

Gerard ‘GAY’?? OH, LORD, no. LOL I wish, he’d be sufferable then!
He isn’t gay (oh god not at ALL) – he is just daft. LOL
Seriously. Maybe he went to law school but…he kinda acts like a kid in person. The women that he “hangs with” (no clue if they are girlfriends or “Miss Tonight”) are kinda “childish” too? In my opinion.
Just my opinion. He is harmless but he doesnt “act” like he is aware of how he is perceived. LOL
I don’t “buy” the girlfriend bit, knowing what I know. though. But hey, weirder things have happened in this world, right?

Laughing out loud @ 06/04/2010 at 12:58 pm

Reading on this site, I think what you guys need is “The Butler Show” … like “The Truman Show.” 24-hour access to the man. Just turn on your TV or computer and follow him everywhere. Can he use the john in private?

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 1:09 pm

@How do I put this?…: Can you post them?

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Withdrawal symptoms ladies..lol..Thank you Fritz for the photos..we don’t call you the Messenger of the Kingdom for nothing..♥♥

social timebomb @ 06/04/2010 at 1:18 pm

@Heidiho: His mother should have disowned him and let him drink himself to death in the gutter.. Parents put up with too much. There is no such thing as unconditional love for your children. Its a myth. My 6 year old child is only shown kindness if he obeys me. the minute he is naughty or rebels, he will be ostracized and considered dead to me.

These tolerant, passive parents are ruining their kids.They’re the reason we have serial killers in the world.

Aother LA woman @ 06/04/2010 at 1:20 pm

@Boo Boo: He does have the personality of a fun-loving kid, silly really, but don’t that fool anyone. He’s one shrewd, tough cookie.

How do I put this?... @ 06/04/2010 at 1:20 pm

@truth from NY:
Sure.

cockaigneaddict: Gerard Butler ordered seafood for dinner. 40 minutes ago via Gravity from here

I thought that was Gerard Butler jogging topless… about 18 hours ago via Gravity from here

I know the validity of these tweets are HIGHLY questionable at best, especially without pics as proof. Even he states “I THOUGHT…,” so take it as you will. This person is on an island just off of Indonesia, I believe.

I’m like Tonto, gotta get back to the written word if I’m ever gonna get a life and stop hounding GB…from a distance ;-)

christobelle @ 06/04/2010 at 12:21 am
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@Old Mia: Tomorrow. Yep. And Butler will be marrying Laurie in a little castle chapel on a hillside in Scotland surrounded by fields of heather. He’ll wear a kilt, of course. The phannies will scatter rose petals and think Jamie and Claire are together again. Guido will jump off a highland cliff. And we’ll all live happily ever after. I can’t wait.
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Rough morning… needed a good laugh. Thanks… I even saw the fairies floating in the air by the end. :)
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@Pretty Much…
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Fooled around & Fell in Love – great song and what a fun adventure for you. Good luck. Thanks also for the shout out and condolences. *mwah*
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@sukar – you gave Je Pense some sound advice. Men can be simple but tricky… My two cents is let him come to you… if is always better in these circumstances IMO.

@truth from NY:

I saw the tweets. Some guy vacationing on Lombok an island in Indonesia. Do you think the car rental in Glasgow was a ruse to let him slip from Serbia to Indonesia to hide out? Someone rents a car for him and then has someone else collect it for him?

Or are the Tweets a ruse to keep our eyes off Scotland.

Funny, when this man wants to disappear, he does. Truly. So if he complains about being seen/caught by the paps…I’m going to be a little less sympathetic.

One day a friend of mine came to work in a real shock, he had just seen a lookalike of himself in the streets.

These things happen, maybe GB or somebody of his staff saw this guy and hired him to play GB at different airport etc. And the one with the women on the beaches meanwhile is the real one….

Just another theory because there are NO NEWS

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 2:17 pm

@Nuts: I think it is someone wishing it was Gerard Butler.

@Kelly:

Now, THERE’S a thought…they hire a decoy Gerry to place him elsewhere. Like in Glasgow so he can slip elsewhere or vice versa….

Like all the NYC “sitings” when he was actually still in France.

What kind of budget would Alan have for “Gerry-2″???

Just an off topic question from a newbie

every time after I post the site redirects me to the first post. Is that ok? Is there a setting I have to install to avoid this?

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 2:23 pm

@Laughing out loud: Well he could make some good money by making himself a TV empire. First, he could one season of Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew and maybe a special epsiode of What Not to Wear, British if he prefers Trini and Susanna before establishing Butler TV. Some “events” could be pay per view. If the acting doesn’t work out and the attention junkie continues to need his daily fix. Maybe Heidi and Spencer can move in next door [yeah they supposedly split - TMZ pronounces it fake]

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 2:30 pm

@Nuts: Speaking of Gerry 2, his stunt double for Coriolanus was twittering apparently during the making of the film a little bit. Nice looking guy, Rick English, he also doubled for GB in Beowulf.

Man, Serbia is full of beautiful girls!!! although obviously too busy working to notice ;o) 1 May

At least his stunt double can focus.

Stinkylouise @ 06/04/2010 at 2:30 pm

@Kelly : For some stupid reason a comment automatically directs you back to the first page. There’s nothing you can do.

Hopefully G is holed up somewhere with dialect and acting coaches,learning his lines.

Thx Louise. I read somewhere that JJ posting is more like bathing in piranha water. I can’t agree on this. You posters here are mostly nice and helpful, funny and cool. Luv it.

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 2:41 pm

Some site is already matching up Aniston with Al Gore. Oy vey.

CSI JJers we need to focus and find him already… I’m getting a serious case of Gerry hunger here! :)))
Hello all *waving

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 2:45 pm

@Nuts: Hey Nuts, happy Friday!!!!! I thought the same thing. All a ruse. Totally convinced that people will only see what he wants them to see, and rightly so, after all he is entitled to his privacy. Sad to say, I think it really is all smoke and mirrows. But I guess if I was in his position and I wanted to keep my private life private, maybe I would do the same thing. Funny, how last night there were people from Scotland posting here about how great a guy he was …always after the gay rumors start! Maybe he is in Scotland. Maybe he’s in Indonesia on his honeymoon. Most likely, we’ll never know.

Whether he’s gay or not, time will tell. You can’t fool all of the people all of the time. Something will eventually come out …something credible that is …it always does.

This whole Belgrade and Russia thing just seems really dark to me. Don’t know why. Like he’s hiding himself or something …just my opinion. Its seems that his friends there have the money and capability to keep him out of the spotlight. I feel that once his production company takes off and he’s established, we really won’t see the G that we know now. He’ll make his movies, stay out of the spotlight, except when promoting, and he’ll live his life on his terms and no one elses (?).

Yes, when he wants to disappear, he really can and I think he’s a lot smarter than people give him credit for. I get the sense he knows where he wants to end up and all this mess, that he calls his life right now, just doesn’t matter to him, its just a drop in the bucket compared to his endgame.

If you think you are bored….
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gerard-butler-gals#utm_campaign=twitter.com&utm_source=3792718&utm_medium=social
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You could be here. I wouldn’t recommend it unless you go on a three-day bender. :)
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OMG I almost fell asleep watching the stupid page loading. hahahahaha

@Tonto:
I hope Butler is enjoying the warmth of home and hearth, because when he decides to show his face again,(Which could be at any given moment) we will expect him to, 1 get his a$$ back to work and 2 grab a model or two on the way, because this is his MO and it’s really getting to be a big snore fest here because he’s causing dead air space.
I’m afraid I just don’t buy the whole gay issue. I’m not saying it’s not possible, but as many women as he’s nailed just this year so far, you’d think one of them would be able to tell if he was less then hetero. From all the accounts we’ve heard about this guy and his past history with women and how much he likes sex, you’d think one of them would spill the beans. Those that have talked, speak more about his flirting and ho, ho, hoing around than they have about anything else. Butler may be many things, but I think he’s totally straight. He’s 40, single, busy trying to crank out a career, and lusty as a frat boy tracking fresh tail. Now if he turns up batting for the other team, then I give up. The world has truly gone wonky.
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My dear Esquire, thanks to the above post my sides are badly hurting again… finally!! This thread is a bore so let’s welcome the funny posts!! I hope you’re ok even if I couldn’t bail you out in the last thread.. Sorry, I had kind of magician convention in the Wiltshire (nothing to do with a GB convention, ahem… don’t get confused now!!)
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Today I had to fly to Glasgow on my broomstick and *poof* I met Billy Boyd there… does it count like a meeting with Gerry or less?
How many points I earned with this one? lol
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*waves to all the regs*

realitycheck @ 06/04/2010 at 2:50 pm

“In the case of news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation”…Voltaire

You know, if Gerry really does go through all these motions of conspiracy and deceit to throw people off, I have news for him. He isn’t that important nor that famous which makes it all laughable. Somehow I think the real conspiracy and deceit stories are a figment of some people’s imagination.

He might not say where he’s going, but that’s about it. I can’t fault him for that.

@gossiphound:
Hi GH, tonight I will leave you a gift in the palace, can you come to visit me and have a cup of tea around 5-6 pm US ET?
*hugs*

I'll Bite @ 06/04/2010 at 3:03 pm

@Fritz the Messenger:

This pic has popped up a couple of times:
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/4082/culturedg.png

I looked at it again and noticed something new (to me). Take a look at the reflection behind the artist’s neck. Alan and a dark haired(?) woman. Hmm…. who was out shopping with Gerry that day?

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 3:11 pm

@Merlin: If you can make it the earlier part of that hour, I have to go at 5:40 pm.

@I’ll Bite:

I bow to your greatness. What sharp eyes. Do you hire out as Private Investigator? Wonderful catch.

Well…this was in Serbia before Monaco and before Cannes, right? T

If that IS Alan, it was when he came roaring in to do some sort of damage control. A local fwb? An assistant/tour guide who acted as a translator? I think he was out fraternizing with the locals and may have gotten a “date” for the day with Alan alone to keep him out of trouble.

I don’t think it’s Laurie unless it’s a pow-wow for the French Riviera thing…

This stuff is worthy of a board game like “Clue”. “Gerard Butler in Serbia with a blonde model.”

@gossiphound:
OK, I’ll be there before!!! *hugs*

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 3:19 pm

Kola Boof is bored too

Twitter:

The Media’s job is to show at all times that Whiteness is superior. ME dating White man (Gerard Butler) gets onTV.

Woman in NYC @ 06/04/2010 at 3:21 pm

@ANother LA Woman…hi…
Question for ya, assuming you might know a lil ;)…
The rumor is that he wont bring a woman to his actual house into his actual bed in LA. Truth? Fact? Fiction?
Does he not bring women “home” to his house preferring to just hotel it or “take care of business” in the club bathroom (ala Shannan M?)

Woman in NYC @ 06/04/2010 at 3:21 pm

@ANother LA Woman…hi…
Question for ya, assuming you might know a lil ;)…
The rumor is that he wont bring a woman to his actual house into his actual bed in LA. Truth? Fact? Fiction?
Does he not bring women “home” to his house preferring to just hotel it or “take care of business” in the club bathroom (ala Shannan M?)

LOFL at “Old Guy” passing gas at the start of this thread.

LOFL at “Old Guy” passing gas at the start of this thread.

LOFL at “Old Guy” passing gas at the start of this thread.

LOFL at “Old Guy” passing gas at the start of this thread.

She just wants attention. Ignore her. Talking about her shenanigans just gives that terrorist f**ker what she wants.
NEXT!!!

@I’ll Bite:

“I’ll bite”…are you trying to tell us something? Have we missed something? Do you know something?

I'll Bite @ 06/04/2010 at 3:37 pm

@Nuts:
LOL – I wouldn’t make such a great investigator considering it took a few viewings before noticing the reflection ;)

I have no idea who it is – don’t think it’s Laurie, so I’ll guess Gina/Jeannia.

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Just an off topic question from a newbie
every time after I post the site redirects me to the first post. Is that ok? Is there a setting I have to install to avoid this?
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No Kelly, does the same thing to me..don’t know why..JJ should make it go back to the page we posted on..I always keep the current page in my favorites and update the pages to my favorites to keep current with the last post..♥

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-12/#comments#ixzz0pumpx9rW

To Just Jared: can you folks reprogram the comment settings after we comment so that it will return to the page we were viewing instead of the first page? Also, please bring back the view all button.

I wonder if there is a way to formally submit a request. Maybe it’s a problem with WordPress itself that JJ can’t fix.

Gerry must be on the Ellen Show… Twittergasms constantly for the last two hours…

yessssssssssssss @ 06/04/2010 at 4:03 pm

@I’ll Bite: I assume that the brunette might be someone who is a friend of the artist and not GB.This photo the artist posted on his private FB account and the photo is his.Someone who is his friend must have captured this photo maybe it was a female friend of his.

@Manny: apparently a rerun of his March appearance,,,the one where she gave him the blue kilt….but twittergasms!!! LOL

Katherine Heigl's Farts @ 06/04/2010 at 5:02 pm

you guys are so boring I am dyinnnng here.

The silence is deafening…

* tumbleweed rolls through *

Someone just posted this link for photos from the episode of GB.
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http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2010/06/gerard-butler-featured-photos-0604.php
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It’s not much but the best I can do right now. :)

@Nuts: I can almost hear the grass growing on top of a Scottish hill….I certainly hope, wherever he is, GB is having more fun then us. It’ s late here, time for me to sleep so good night all (true fact: usually right after I’m off for the night something major happens so I’m doing this for the greater good:)) xoxo

Speaking of public kissing, what on earth is this?

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/04/jason-bateman-dustin-hoffman-kissing-couple/

Is this some sort of joke? I didn’t know Dustin Hoffman was gay???

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 5:46 pm

@Kelly: Hi Kelly, I hope you weren’t offended by my previous posts– I certainly wasn’t attacking you (or anyone else!). I only ask because my name is at the top of your post #264, but maybe this was a mistake? Cheers- :)

Some more news while his was in Serbi on the 31st of May:

Gerard Butler on the birthday of Zeljko Mitrovic

Pink TV owner Zeljko Mitrovic celebrated on 31 May forty-third birthday at his home in Senjak.

Guests of the great organized parties were entertained by Krishna Dapcevic and Oliver Mandic, who is joined by Jay with his Zeta Adil Maksutovic. Celebs are all the best birthday wish many people from public life in Serbia, which were more than satisfied with the excellent organized fun. Most attention has caused the arrival of actor Gerard Butler, who came accompanied by Marko Miskovic and singer Jovana Nikolic. Tatjana Vojtehovski came in the company of her boyfriend Nenad Canak, and politician Nenad Canak. Among the guests were and Ivica Dacic, Dragan Sutanovac, Srdjan Saper, Bojana Lekic, Jovana Janković and Srdjan Predojevic. In a good mood and happy party atmosphere lasted until the early morning hours

http://www.story.rs/vesti/svet-poznatih/92…-mitrovica.html

For anyone who wonders who Jovana Nikolic is here’s her pic:
http://www.last.fm/music/Ami+G+ft.+Jovana+Nikoli%C4%87

And Marco Miscovic is the son of Serbia’s richest business man and a playboy:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article711364.ece

And here are the women he’s been connected to:

http://www.javnatajna.com/files/vest/753426806508.jpg

He looks like one sweet cupcake in this picture . . . I realize its from gb.net, please don’t get upset.

http://www.gerard-butler.net/gallery/v/career_stage/Coriolanus/cor02.jpg.html

No wonder him and Gerry clicked, they both like to party. He’s the same guy who owns that yacht where GB was spotted at the marina in Montenegro.

“In contrast to the frenetic wheeler-dealing of his father, Marko, 26, prefers the good life, flitting between jet-set parties in Belgrade, Montenegro — where he has a £550,000 yacht — and London’s West End.”

Nothing new? I’m really kind of glad. I was afraid I’d come back to reports that he really is on some island somewhere. That would be just a little too much even for him after all the traveling he’s been doing.

I think some think something “dark” may have been going on in Serbia and Russia because many in the West still view Russia and Eastern Europe as dark. Holdover impressions from the days of the cold war, communism, spies etc.

I think it’s safe to say he is in Scotland. That Gal’s friend met him at Glasgow airport and he was calling from Scotland to that guy in Lady Manville. If he has any sense he will stay put in Comrie for a few days as i expect the locals pretty much leave him alone so he can chill and wind down after Coriolanus, the serious partying etc and get geared up for MGP. I will say considering all his serious partying in Belgrade if he puts in a great performance in Coriolanus he’s a better actor than ive given credit for.

@Old Mia:

I think it was the flying under the radar and some of the folks he was with that made us wonder what is going on. Plus yessssssss mentioned something about the supposed reputation of the man in the photo with him at the party in Belgrade (return trip). Let’s home Gerry keeps his nose clean and his head focused.

@Alexia:

Another playmate for Gerry? Sounds like this guy would offer Gerry access to some pretty exclusive circles and parties.

Alan is gonna need a stronger leash….with a choke collar.

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 6:31 pm

It seems he’s now playing with the big boys …the ones that can give him the secrecy and privacy that he wants …jmo.

@Now Then: I think he compartmentalizes everything. I don’t think it takes him long to actually learn his lines, he memorized legal junk for years. The only times I’ve ever heard of him getting into a role before the cameras were ready to roll was on the set of LAC when he went off and sat by himself at lunchtime and those pix from Coriolanus when he was again off by himself studying lines. He seems to be able to do emotion well at a moment’s notice. It’s things like accents that he needs to spend more time on.

@Now Then:
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If you all think he’s still in Scotland you’re probably wrong, word of a magician… ;-)
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@truth from NY:

Seeing that mug shot of Chase Crawford on the main page of JJ today made me think:

Please don’t let me come onto JJ one morning and find a bleary-eyed Gerry staring back at me in a mug shot. PLEASE let him be smart.

Merlin, my Lord and master! Okay, a little over the top. How’s it hangin, boss? No, that won’t work either. Hey, Merlin, my favorite little trickster. I missed you. I heard you were getting upgraded to Sorcerer extraordinaire or is it Wizardry General? CJ let it slip that you were adding more tricks to your bag. As for the afore mentioned trip to Glasgow and meeting Billy Boyd. The points will only count if you went to the big wedding feast and let us all in on all the festivities. Was the bride a he or a she? With all the gay parade hanging out here last night, I think that is a valid question. My bet is on a no show. This stallion is no where near ready to head for the corral yet.

@Tonto:
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Hi my dear Esquire!! I was upgraded to outstanding Sorcerer, quite an achievement I should say… you know, being around all these trolls on JJ, I needed some more tricks up my sleeve.. ;-)
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Wait, you mean Gerard’s wedding?? Oh poor us… that wee devil didn’t show up this morning, I spent two hours talking about Gandalf with Pippin… we were both bored as h-e-l-l at the end… Poor bride, she was nearly fainting when she learnt he had eloped with another stripper…
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I couldn’t let you all in anyway, I’m sorry… I don’t even know how I got the invitation actually, Gerry’s PR made quite a mess sending them out…

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/04/2010 at 7:27 pm

boring boring boring yawn fest up in here!

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/04/2010 at 7:28 pm

boring conversation and everyone is to blame for it! i am dying here!

yessssssssssssss @ 06/04/2010 at 7:52 pm

More news from Belgrade about GB’s visit.As you know he attended birthday party of Serbian TV owner.Everything is almost the same as in the article that I posted yesterday except the fact that GB came with Marko Mišković by private plain from Monte Carlo to Belgrade.He was enjoying the company of Serbian actress Marija Karan among other guests and people of Serbia think that she is very pretty.Here is the link:http://www.blic.rs/Zabava/Vesti/192532/Batler-na-rodjendanu-Zeljka-Mitrovica

Merlin, I knew there had to be a reason you left us all out of the loop. I reward you the medal of honor for managing to keep tight-lipped about your invite to the wedding that was doomed from the beginning. At least you stuck it out until the end and hopefully had some good champaign out of the deal. Seriously, Mer, ol friend, I think we all checked into the Dullsville hotel. Next we’ll start attacking each other for entertainment. I do hope I’m wrong on that one, but you never know. It’s not a full moon is it? I think we’re safe, maybe. Take care my humble Wizardressness. Okay, that didn’t quite come out right, but you know what I mean.

Hey Katherine, LOL, I see your movie is getting blasted by every critic on earth. I’m really sick of seeing you and Ashton on this site advertising the lame thing. Later, people.

Does Laurie feel threatened when Gerry hangs out with women as stunning as Marja karan, or does she trust her boy?

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 8:23 pm

@sukar: She’s probably hanging out with someone else herself! :)

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 8:25 pm

@yessssssssssssss: Thanks for the updates!

@sukar: Gerry isn’t Laurie’s “boy” to begin with, he’s unattached

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/04/2010 at 8:31 pm

@Belle: @shrug:

I love baby G pics. Thanks for the eye candy. A welcome relief from a terrible day.

seriously @ 06/04/2010 at 8:32 pm

i won’t be surprised if gb ends up dead in some ritzy hotel in eastern europe, on top of a 16 year old prostitute. he is running in a fast lane with potentially dangerous characters.
he;s a follower and can be lead by his illogical need for pleasure down some dark roads.

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 8:40 pm

@seriously: I couldn’t agree more. Scary stuff.

@seriously @ 06/04/2010 at 8:43 pm

I won’t be surprised if gb ends up dead in some ritzy hotel in eastern europe, on top of a 16 year old prostitute.

sorry, probably wasn’t meant to be funny, but it made me laugh out loud!

Gerry's ruse @ 06/04/2010 at 8:46 pm

@seriously

Don’t want to call an alarmist but you got a valid point about him getting too involved with these people. Just remember how they got rich to begin with.

@seriously:

Didn’t he also socalise with some terrorists in Dubai? Honestly, he doesn’t think sometimes

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 9:23 pm

@sukar: “Didn’t he also socalise with some terrorists in Dubai?”
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Whaaaat??!? Okay, I never heard this story. Do tell. Was this just a rumor?

Mellifera @ 06/04/2010 at 9:26 pm

Waaaaahhhhh! I was expecting some proper gossip when I cam back!

Now I have to go clean up my dog’s doo-doo’s from the lawn before the gardener comes, and I don’t have any Gerry news to distract me while I’m doing it.

D*mn you Butler!! *waves fist*

@honestly…:

Well I don’t remember exactly, but when he went to the Dubai film festival, he was invited to dinner by some shady local family who were apparently involved in terrorism or something like that. Maybe someone else can help with some info because that’s all I know.

OOPS. I must have written something bad. I’m being moderated.

*twiddles thumbs*

gossiphound @ 06/04/2010 at 9:52 pm

The guy whose birthday party he went to has an interesting history. Feel free to look it up yourselves.

Careful, careful Gerry. You’re running with some big dogs.

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 10:09 pm

This guy looks like he’s right up G’s alley. Sorry, don’t know how to make it clicky.

http://www.pressonline.rs/upload/boxImageData/2009/07/01/43674/2420.jpg

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 10:21 pm

He isn’t exactly known for his scruples. Gerry has one rule and one rule only. ‘If it helps me or makes me happy, that’s all that matters.’

Carousing with organized crime types, terrorists and the like means he’s happy to keep company with the same people who run drugs internationally, are behind child slavery, child soldiers, prostitution – you name it. Gerry doesn’t care as long as HE is having a good time and they’re hooking HIM up.

Isn’t is nice that he’ll make Machine Gun Preacher and everyone will think he’s a caring and nice guy just because of a stupid film? When in reality, he’s a self-absorbed douchebag who doesn’t care about the innocent people whose lives have been damaged so his friends can pay for parties he can attend on their yachts using the money they made from the pain of others.

Enjoy your lobster and champagne lifestyle, Gerry. The child prostitutes who helped pay for it are grateful you could have a good time from their suffering.

What am I saying? Gerry is most likely very “pro” child prostitution. Whenever he can have a poke at a 15 year old and get away with it, he’ll be all over it.

They’re Gerry’s kinda peeps!

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 10:21 pm

@truth from NY: Is that GB’s Serbian friend?
.
I think it’s kind of strange that GB is always out clubbing and partying but he doesn’t drink. I can’t stand being around drunk people.

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 10:24 pm

@Nuts: Sh/t I can’t WAIT for that day. If we thought Mel Gibson and Nick Nolte’s mug shots were bad…

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 10:28 pm

@From the UK: That’s from the phannie sites. His mother got him to go to one play or event for a local youth theater group and suddenly his fans claimed he was their benefactor. They practically sent out a press release.

He doesn’t do sh/t for Scotland unless there’s something in it for him. That’s fine because Scotland probably doesn’t give a sh/t.

Okay, I tried to look up Mitrovic but all that came up were a bunch of Serbian articles and I can’t make heads nor tails out of Google translate. All I can find is that he runs some TV stations. What am I missing? Or was I looking up the wrong guy?

private jet, private yacht, free tails, adulation, Gerry is corruptible.

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 10:32 pm

@honestly…: Yes, Gerry attended his bday party.

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 10:32 pm

@truth from NY: That should be the poster for “You Can’t Buy Class.”

truth from NY @ 06/04/2010 at 10:35 pm

@Cora: After you type his name in click on “Images”. I have google and after I type the name in up top on the bar I clicked images.

yessssssssssss mentioned the guy in the picture with Gerry is a drug dealer in Serbia. oh dear……..

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 11:00 pm

@seriously: Please let that prostitute be named Joe.

@shepards: Yes, getting photographed with a drug dealer was unfortunate. But the drug dealer friend isn’t Mitrovic. I went into Google images (thanks “truth from NY”) and all I found were lots of pics of Mitrovic partying, showing off his money, and displaying a particular fondness for women with big knockers! I didn’t find anything scandalous or sinister about him. This group seems like they would fit into the LA scene just fine — drugs, women, money, hyper-materialism and empty lives.

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 11:05 pm

@honestly…: Drunk people are fun to be around. You can laugh at them.

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 11:13 pm

@Cora: His father is supposedly involved in organized crime, so that’s where the party money Gerry is enjoying comes from.

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 11:15 pm

Why does JJ have a “LOOK: Gerry on set in tank top” on this page?

If anyone is going to take him seriously as an actor, those “look at Gerry’s biceps” tags aren’t going to help.

honestly... @ 06/04/2010 at 11:17 pm

@stupidfans: That’s true, but it gets old quick. I just can’t imagine spending every other night like that.

@stupidfans:

hahahaha. Can you imagine the shock waves that would cause!?!

@honestly…:

That’s what always puzzled me. Sometimes I wonder if he’s not using another recreational substance…then he lost all that weight through a “cleanse” and a 500 calorie a day diet and I thought…really?

He is crazy enough to do that, I know he is…but I wondered if something else was in the mix, too.

Gerry’s into sensation…stimulation. I think it’s difficult for him to feel satisfied. I don’t think he rests fully or easily. I bet he spins like a top when he sleeps.

stupidfans @ 06/04/2010 at 11:27 pm

@honestly…: YOU can’t. I can’t. But HE can and does. It looks like he loves living like that and even seeks it out by flying to wherever he can jump in on more of that kind of action.

Before the phannies pull the “he’s just trying to get investors in his films” excuse going, let me say this. If that’s the case, Gerry is more willing to wh/ore himself out to Serbian organized mafiosos than let his phannies finance his films. (for those who don’t remember, he turned down their “help” in raising funds for Burns)

So before they cough up that old excuse, they need to remember that Gerry would rather take money from organized crime than his devoted fans. That’s the real beauty of his soul. ;P

@Nuts: Yes I can and it makes me smile like a cheshire cat.

@stupidfans:

“Gerry is more willing to wh/ore himself out to Serbian organized mafiosos than let his phannies finance his films. ”

hahahahhaha

Can’t catch my breath!

@stupidfans:

For someone who seems to hate Gerry, you sure seem to know every detail about the guy. Kind of odd. Obsessive fan and obsessive hater – are just opposite sides of the same obsessive coin. You make fun of phannies, and yet you exibit the same obsessive behavior about the guy. You know every detail. And don’t try to justify it by saying that you just “love to mess with fans” or whatever it is you always say to try to convice yourself that you are SO different from the slobbering fans that you hate. You may love to mock them, but you are just as obsessed with this guy. Sorry, but you are as much of a joke as the “stupid fans” are.

Oh baby bejeebus, when there’s no real news, the darkside and Stupidfans come out. Terrorists in Dubai even. Gawd, then the 1,000 Hollywood celebs there were also in bed with terrorists. What a bunch of horse puckey.

On completely an off topic thing. Has anyone here set eyes on gorgeous violinist David Garrett? I watched a PBS Celtic Thunder conert tonight and then stayed around for the next concert. My goodness. I’m glad I did. What a talented beauty this guy is. I looked him up and some even thought he should have been cast as Edward Cullen. A blond hunk playing the violin. But, really, David Garrett is amazing. A Juilliard grad who paid his way through as a model. So the publicity says, although he had a violin career in Germany as a child prodegy, so I don’t think he was scraping for money.

OK, back to my main man. Gerry, come back in public quick, or the nut cases will think you’re a spy for the Kremlin.

Mafiosos & terrorists? ... @ 06/05/2010 at 12:09 am

Instead of worrying about whether or not Gerry Butler is playing scrabble with the Russian Mafia and Al Qaeda in his spare time, how about you worthless b***** do something productive – like organize a flotilla of Gerry ships and head for the Gaza Strip to have your annual Gerry Butler Fan Convention? Isn’t it that time of the year already? Butler isn’t reading these posts, but I can assure you he WILL know who you stalkers are when he hears about Israeli commandos raiding ships full of obese naked people and shooting you all at close range.
Israel would get some major brownie points for this (on the political stage)….This week’s events would be forgiven, and the entire world would stand up and applaud because NOBODY wants to see fat, ugly fangurls having a doll 0rgy on a boat.. . F**k, the imagery is so bad that even Hamas would approve of your deaths and offer Israel a hand of friendship…You see.. with this one selfless act of martyr-fandom, you would collectively solve the Middle East crisis.! Two birds, one stone, etc…….Yes, Gerry would be visibly moved for five whole seconds, then probably take full advantage of this fame-wh0ring opportunity, but who can blame him? if you were real fans and were genuinely concerned for his welfare and career, you wouldn’t hesitate to do this.

Get your facts straight @ 06/05/2010 at 12:11 am

@Old Mia: LOL With all the theories on here of his “shady” activities and his travels, I’m sure we could write a pretty amazing script for his next movie! LOL

@Mafiosos & terrorists? …..: but failed on so many levels. Go back to Butler 101.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:15 am

@Nuts: Not if he’s taking something to knock himself out.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:17 am

@Nuts: You should have see me typing it. rofl ;P

@Mafiosos & terrorists? …..: I think you may be a bit confused. You seem to be posting your drivel on the wrong site. This is “Just Jared”, it’s a gossip blog, not a Gerard Butler fan site. None of the people here go to the conventions or are interested in them. But thanks for sharing.

@stupidfans: Stupid, I wish you’d knock yourself out. (I’m usually such a nice person on here.)

odd @ 06/04/2010 at 11:42 pm
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Well said!…♥

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:25 am

@odd: Oh here we go again. The phannie flotilla has arrived. Yes. I’m obsessed. I’m obsessed with torture. Torturing you all.

You’d love to think everyone is a fan like you, wouldn’t you?

BTW, plenty of people pick on Paris Hilton. Doesn’t mean they want to f/uck. It means she’s pathetic and deserves being picked on. Like you. Like Gergolo. You were the dorks in school people like me made fun of and here we are online and you’re still a dork.

@Old Mia: If that makes you feel less evil for being his fan and supporting criminals, go with it. When you purchase Gerry’s tickets and DVDs that are paid for by criminals, you’re in bed with criminals.

@Mafiosos & terrorists? …..:hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I hope the Israelis bring elephant guns.

Sometimes Old Mia you just have one nerve left and someone gets on it..I concur..♥♥

@ Fritz and everyone else: I read all of these things on this forum about Gerry, especially him hanging out with alleged mob-types. I don’t know which parts are true and which are false. I certainly hope the people he surrounds himself with are not involved in illicit activities.

Assuming that most of what I have read over the past few months is true, I look at that picture and can only ask myself: what happened to this guy for him to act this way? What a shame.

I’ll repost the picture for people to look at:
http://www.gerard-butler.net/gallery/v/career_stage/Coriolanus/cor02.jpg.html

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:29 am

@Old Mia: No you’re not. You’re an old phannie. We all know that. Remember, I feed on your hate.

@Cora: Correction: Quite a few people on this website have been to the fan conventions or they belong to the fansites. They’re always hovering here – anxious to clean up Gerry’s tarnished image. The amusing thing is that they can’t keep up with his antics. The brooms they ride in on can’t sweep that quickly.

@stupidfans:

StupidFans, take a cold shower and take the cucumber out of your a..rse. The only hate you are feeding on here, is yours. You are eating yourself you nut job. Take a cold shower and calm down.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:35 am

@CJ: Awww, so you’ve become one of them now too.

very interesting @ 06/05/2010 at 12:35 am

@Mafiosos & terrorists? …..: This is so absurdly offensive it’s hilarious. LOL. Wrong site site, though. You should post it at the Global Fan Haven : http://gerardbutlerglobalfans.com/

@stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:36 am

@stupidfans:

Oh here we go again. The phannie flotilla has arrived. Yes. I’m obsessed. I’m obsessed with torture. Torturing you all.

You’d love to think everyone is a fan like you, wouldn’t you?
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Uh, Stupidfans, you need to learn to read a little more closely.
#385 was making fun of you AND of fans. Your excuse doesn’t fly. Nor does it deflect attention away from the fact that you are really no different. You really are thick.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:39 am

@Belle: His nose was normal there. Now it’s huge. Maybe he picked at it too much.

Stupidfans, you used to be funny. Now you just sound bitter.
Where’s Oy??? She never sounds bitter – just funny and witty.

Stupidfans just comes off as a troll. Just ignore it.

This thread is a bit unusual don’t you think? The photos that kicked off are Old News and we’ve had over 400 posts now…about nothing really new.

It’s like we’re waiting for ship to come in…and riots are starting on the dock.

But. we’re on page 17 and it’s basically minor info, musings, or grumpiness.

JJ…can ya toss us a bone?

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:44 am

@very interesting: It’s genius. It looks like the best comment I’ve seen in this discussion. Of course I haven’t read them all. Most are too boring.

@@stupidfans: You need a reading comprehension course if you don’t think that entire comment was directed as a lame attempt at insulting me and me alone. The statement about the phannies was mild and common knowledge. It looks like you’re the thick one. If you’re a phannie, it’s required in every definition.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 12:46 am

@sukar: Does that work for you? Cold showers? You sound like you speak from authority.

It looks like the normal regulars aren’t here today. It’s phannie time on JJ. I get you all to myself to ruin your time here. Lucky me!

stupidfans..you are a intellegent and witty person in your take of G..but when you attack other posters for giving their opinion on the man than you have overstepped the boundries of common decency..when someone attacks you ok..but to those who wish to gush on the man let them have at it..you don’t like his actions ok but other posters have a right to have their say…I have not become one of them..I just happen to be a decent human being who beleives everyone should be treated with respect.
Everyone has an opinion and yours is not the only one in the room..show a little respect.

@stupidfans:

“The statement about the phannies was mild and common knowledge.”

What does that have to do with the fact that you are just as obsessed about Butler and that you dissect every piece of information about him – just like the obsessed fans that you mock? Jeez – You know minute details about him that would make an Uberfan jealous.

Keep denying it, because nobody is listening.

STUPIDFANS IS A SECRET FANGURL!!!!!!!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Embrass it, oh obsessive one.

@stupidfans:

No but I’ve seen them use cold showers on psychos in a documentary on mental institutions I watched, so I thought it might be of use to you. You seem to have all this rage pent up. It must suck being you.

How many times have you repeated the “I’m here to ruin your day” in the past half an hour? Who are you trying to convince, us or you? I find your posts dumb not offensive. Keep writing. It’s dull here today and you amuse the hell out of me!

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 1:14 am

@CJ: And when they attack me that’s okay with you? I don’t hear you pissing on them for that. I never torture anyone who doesn’t start on me.

Learn a little less bias.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 1:17 am

@wtf?: Whatever you want to think. I don’t care.

I’m still going to torture you and comment about everything that’s said about him here. I have a very good memory and every time you say something, I can and will use it against you in the future.

Isn’t it a shame we don’t all get amnesia about Gerry’s bullsh/t like you phannies do? Then we could all live in your world of rainbows and unicorns.

Not!

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 1:22 am

@sukar: Well when all four of Gerry’s phannies here (or at least one and their multiple personalities) wants to know why I’m here, I answer them. Don’t they teach you where you come from that it’s rude to ignore someone when they ask you a question?

Keep it coming. Not one of the normal regulars are here tonight. They smelled phannie a mile away and didn’t want to have to call the EPA to scrape their toxins off them.

But I don’t mind. The more you whine, the more I like to annoy. I’m impervious to phannietox.

@wtf?:

STUPIDFANS IS A SECRET FANGURL!!!!!!!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Embrass it, oh obsessive one.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-17/#comments#ixzz0pxAH8vO5

Holy sh/t, that’s funny.
ITAWY.

@Mellifera Well who can blame him? After a few too many Red Bulls, they started to look like his women.

http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=94583&rendTypeId=4

I hope the cow pressed charges.

@truth from NY: A bone? Did someone request a bone?

Please don’t make it that easy for me.

@@ why so blind?: I miss him too. But not for the same reason you do.

@Alexia: Gerry’s back in Serbia already? Was there are bungee cord attached to his pen/s?

kick some @ 06/05/2010 at 1:32 am

a.ss stupidfans, you go girl, and get these boring phanhurls off jj !!!

please clean them out cause they make me sick and they are so boring!!!

stupidfans..when someone attacks you ok..attack back..but in most cases you start it..or don’t you see that?…I am not going to argue the point anymore because you will do what you want to do…I just had my say and I am done now..

Oy, my Queen nice to see your posts..♥♥

@seriously: “A” prostitute? “A” prostitute?

It is without a doubt the man shops in Costco quantity when ordering pros.

There’s a new business for him – Coc ksco!

@sukar: Everyone socializes with terrorists in Dubai. That’s why it’s there.

@Nuts: Doggystyle is Gerrystyle.

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/05/2010 at 1:37 am

@Belle:

LMAO….Honey, I’m not part of the Gerry “mob” mentality. I find it ludicrous, quite frankly. Reading some of the posts here tonight, I want to cue the theme from the Godfather again.
Thanks for the greeting, though. XO
.
Gigs….we could use some of your humor tonight.

@stupidfans: If he tries mooning for the camera in prison he will make many new friends. Let’s hope for jailhouse video and olive oil soap.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 1:41 am

@kick some: I don’t know why they think they’ll stop me. It won’t happen.

G and Charlie Sheen sharing a jail cell…I would pay good cable money to see that show..wonder what kind of *women* those two could charm in jail.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 1:51 am

@CJ: CJ, I’m sad to see you seem to have become one of the stupid fans. Please tell me you’ve been drinking tonight. I made NOT ONE comment to any phannie – only about Gerry, until these comments came up. Then it started. If you think that’s me picking arguments with them, then you need a reading comprehension course, or they’ve poisoned you. What a shame. You used to seem fairly normal compared to the others.

@stupidfans:

For someone who seems to hate Gerry, you sure seem to know every detail about the guy. Kind of odd. Obsessive fan and obsessive hater – are just opposite sides of the same obsessive coin. You make fun of phannies, and yet you exibit the same obsessive behavior about the guy. You know every detail. And don’t try to justify it by saying that you just “love to mess with fans” or whatever it is you always say to try to convice yourself that you are SO different from the slobbering fans that you hate. You may love to mock them, but you are just as obsessed with this guy. Sorry, but you are as much of a joke as the “stupid fans” are.

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# 386 Old Mia @ 06/04/2010 at 11:56 pm +3

Oh baby bejeebus, when there’s no real news, the darkside and Stupidfans come out. Terrorists in Dubai even. Gawd, then the 1,000 Hollywood celebs there were also in bed with terrorists. What a bunch of horse puckey.
…..
OK, back to my main man. Gerry, come back in public quick, or the nut cases will think you’re a spy for the Kremlin.

Old Mia’s comment was right after my comments about Gerry carousing with criminals. Before I even got to respond, she said made another nasty comment about wishing I’d drop over or something of that. I kind of gloss over most of what she says because she’s a phannie.

So go back and read the threads before b/tching at me, ok? As always, I don’t attack without provocation.

I think they like it rough. ;P

It’s not a full moon tonight. Maybe there’s an eclipse.

Its sad when someone thinks they are superior to everyone else…it just shows every one how ignorant and pathetic they really are..♥

@Mafiosos & terrorists? …..: Too bad that would be his only Oscar worthy performance and it would be at a press conference.

@You tried: That’s a punishment that should be added to the Geneva Convention.

@stupidfans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They can’t have CJ. They can’t. She’s ours! Ours I tell you!

Oh CJ. I’m…I’m…

…I’m going to need a very stiff White Russian.

@stupidfans: Or it got stuck in the headboard too many times.

@kick some: It’s wonderful isn’t it? Bulemics should come here.

@stupidfans:

Fantastic. That means we will have you for a couple more hours to amuse us. Just when I thought it would get dull here. God woman you are distressed and hysterical. You really should think about that cold shower.

@CJ: The kind with a c/ck.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:05 am

@sukar: You should think about getting laid for once.

@stupidfans: Do we get double points if we get laid while on JJ?

Mr. Giggles @ 06/05/2010 at 2:13 am

Oh for god’s sake ……. truce !!!!!!
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Now ….. I found a lovely new chandelier for G’s tacky dining room
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http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/2607223533_6efda6f00e.jpg?v=0

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:15 am

@CJ:Well at least you admit your problem.

We here at JJ are slow, the obsessive site have uncovered photos of Laurie’s mom and family lol

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:19 am

@Mr. Giggles: Not until I get an apology.

Good to see you Giggles. The gushers are on the warpath tonight.

@sukar: And they wonder why we make fun of them and why Gerry hides his girlfriends from them. They’re lunatics.

CJ has not gone to the dark side my Queen……just here like everyone else ragging on G..

good sukar @ 06/05/2010 at 2:22 am

go visit there and stay a long while!!!

@stupidfans:

Lol I get laid every day babe. I’ve been married for five years heheh. You on the other hand are badly in need of some good sex.

A stiff White Russian..G might be able to help you with that..or maybe one that is not too flaccid..oh, you meant the drink….lol….. cannot help you with that….♥♥

The kind with a c/ck.
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What other kind is there my Queen..♥

gee sukar @ 06/05/2010 at 2:29 am

he can’t be that good if you spend all your time perving on old Gerry now can he?

@CJ: Whew! That’s a relief. I saw Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman smooching and thought it was a good time on JJ. Then the fear of you turning to the dark side and …

….I didn’t mean the drink.

Now that Giggles would look lovely hanging in G’s penthouse…you are the King at finding the most interesting decor pieces…♥♥

@wtf?:

Keep denying it, because nobody is listening.

STUPIDFANS IS A SECRET FANGURL!!!!!!!

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Embrass it, oh obsessive one.

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-17/#comments#ixzz0pxRmKQbd

BEST POST OF THE DAY!

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:35 am

@sukar: Five years with the same man. That explains your problem and why you’re always drooling over G. :)

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 2:36 am

please i was sick of sukar when she was just sugar.
i hate all of you for boring me to death right now. look at me im dying in here :(

3rd Grade Spelling @ 06/05/2010 at 2:37 am

“Embrace” NOT “Embrass”

@stupidfans:

Not when you are in love babe. Try love, it’s much better than hate, but too bad that hate is all you know.

Giggles, there’s a Phantom of the Opera chandelier joke there and you know there is, you cheeky little minx.

sick of sukar/sugar when she was growing in the cane!!!

@stupidfans:

The women in here have minimum wage jobs and are grossly obese. i wouldnt worry about what any one of them asserts.
;
Batler is a douchebag. One day he will look in the mirror and see it. Until then, we are forced to watch his entire pointless life and career unfold gratuitously…not unlike watching time-lapse photography of a currant scone rotting.

Look at Stupidfans and all her socks posting….

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Katherine Heigl’s F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 2:36 am
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Why are we here to entertain you?..can’t you come up with something witty…get your pen and paper and a plane ticket and go find out where the he! G is and stop complaining…

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-19/#comments#ixzz0pxTk5ZlF

Byrne-Wickey @ 06/05/2010 at 2:43 am

Sorryyyyyyyyyy been over at Leann Rimes having a ball reading that insanity…you think it’s crazy here…!
What in God’s name is happening in here?
“Batler?”

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:43 am

@Katherine Heigl’s F/arts: I’ll second that.

@sukar: If you’re so in love, why are you always drooling over Gerry? Hubby know how much you gush about him?

Thank G.od @ 06/05/2010 at 2:44 am

Is the phannie siege over!!!

Bowing to stupidfans and oy!!!

We thank you!!!

Mr. Giggles @ 06/05/2010 at 2:45 am

@CJ:
………………………….the most interesting decor pieces……………………………..
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Just don’t stand under it !!!! ;p

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 2:45 am

@CJ:
Well isnt this SUPPOSED TO be entertaining and fun???
You guys are a snooze fest! I can’t even read all the posts, most of you are making no sense, spelling errors, weird jokes and bizarre anecdotes that don’t even PERTAIN to Butler!
How are we supposed to glean any entertainment from this and what you people are talking about????
Think for a second, honestly! BORING! What’s the deal!

@Bad!:

Oh boo hoo. I have always been thin and now I’m even underweight due to recent illness. Im 163 tall and weigh 49 kilos. If you think that’s “obese” then you should get your head checked. Actually you should get your head checked either way. I also have a full time job and a Masters degree. Sorry I don’t find into your retarded idea of a “phannie” !

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:47 am

@Bad!: I don’t worry. It’s funny that they think I have socks here. I don’t need them.

Their obesity is legendary, although I do credit them with being able to put down the Krispy Kremes long enough to type.

takes one @ 06/05/2010 at 2:47 am

@sockfans: to know one…..yes a definate sweet smell to this dirty sock, sweet like sugar perhaps!!!

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 2:48 am

@Mr. Giggles:
Giggling and sh*t??

@I was: Some here would benefit from a good caning.

Take some Beano... @ 06/05/2010 at 2:49 am

…Katherine Heigl. Quit threatening to die and go ahead and f*cking DO IT already.

Katherine Heigl’s F/arts
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Sorry we don’t get paid much..maybe you could throw in your two cents to see if you can do any better instead of complaining..♥

@stupidfans:

Yeah hubby knows that I have a harmless celebrity crush on Gerry, so what? My god you are such an idiot lol

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 2:52 am

@oy:

What??!! Confusinggggg at fricking OY! Hellooooo!
How is this all funny to us readers?????

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:54 am

@takes one: There’s always a pattern to her socking.

http://lnx.gerryscorner.it/cpg133/displayimage.php?pos=-14501
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G and uncle Frank!….♥

@sukar:

Why are you even responding to stupidfans? She’s a troll. And not even a good one. You can see her rapid posting under other names. Ignore her. Let her talk to herself or try to get attention from other posters. That’s what she does. She keeps blathering on until someone addresses her. I just skip her posts because they are just stupid. I suggest you do the same.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 2:56 am

@sukar: And how old are you that you have celebrity crushes and are married? You’re a crap wife.

You did teach us all something this evening. Mental illness causes weight loss. Who knew?

harmless crush sukar? @ 06/05/2010 at 2:58 am

how ‘s that, when you would rather dream and fantasize and pretend you are gerry’s girl than be with your husband?

and spend your days on a fansite criticizing every woman he comes in contact with?

and you judge him as if he was your own ?

i wonder if your husand knows it isn’t so harmless!!!

G is missing in action and so the abuse starts..like its our fault he decided for once to fu*k in private..

@ i am not a sock of stupidfans but you on the other hand are one of the most gutless posters on JJ!!! As always hiding under the @ symbol, how genius of you sock, so don’t throw stones glass house dweller!!!

or is it the pot calling the kettle motif you prefer!!!

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:06 am

@harmless crush sukar?: At least some of us are consistent. Every other day she’s in love with him, then she’s disappointed in him. Then she’s in love with him and then disappointed in him. Very bipolar.

http://lnx.gerryscorner.it/cpg133/displayimage.php?pos=-20573
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Just in case some of you forgot what he looks like because you know he hasn’t been spotted in such a longgggggg time..♥

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:14 am

@oh btw: Their hypocrisy knows no bounds.

LidaConnie @ 06/05/2010 at 3:17 am

@Belle:
Post #397….
I think GB just became more full of himself. His bad wardrobe choices (lots of Member’s Only looking jackets, BIG UGLY BROWN man purses, those nasty black gym shoe/loafers with laces, open shirts with lots of chest hair protruding, and looking like he hasn’t showered in days) is because he thinks he’s so great that people won’t care that he dresses like a dork or smells putrid.
I also think he’s very unattractive when he’s sleezing around Europe and eastern block countries with ugly bottom feeder women. I only became interested in him when he was with JA. Her beauty/celebrity status and kind words about him made him seem irrestible. But I’m sure she gave him holy hell after the finger picture incident. Perhaps that’s why we don’t hear about she and he anymore? He obviously has boundary issues (ie JA finger/but incident, kissing random women on the street in LA + Serbia, etc) and seems to be hyper with all his travels lately. I don’t think these things are new but just weren’t as noticeable in the past. He’s definitely got some issues!….

@stupidfans:

Lol I am a crap wife because I post on JJ? Lol you are mental. I’m sure there are many husbands out there who would love to have a wife whose biggest sin is posting on JJ lol. You have at the most one brain cell.

Oh and I am 29 lol

Ps: How many socks do you have Stupid Fans? I can count four so far lol

Merlin..where the hel! are you?…the’re attacking the Queen…call the guards and the dogs out…and the dragon if he’s not on the sauce again…♥♥

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:31 am

@sukar: You’re a crap wife because you’re coveting another man when you are married to someone else. Your comments here aren’t a harmless crush. If Gerry crossed your path, you’d pull your skirt over your head so fast, it would cause dirt devils in Auckland.

What are my socks? Please clue me in, since you think you’re so clever. I think you’re upset because you sock at socking and we all know when yo’ure doing it.

I’ll bet that’s not all you suck at.

feel better sukar @ 06/05/2010 at 3:31 am

i got 4 thumbs down and you got none, why don’t you just shut up for once and get on with your gerry worship. This is not the only site you sniff around at. Could you just go away for a few hours and rest your piehole please. There ,i asked nicely, please. I don’t want to hear how pretty you are or how skinny you are and how happily married you are.
And how you are so much better than everyone here!!!

Your ego really does outweigh gerry’s!!!

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:33 am

@LidaConnie: I completely agree with you regarding his appearance.

hey sukar @ 06/05/2010 at 3:35 am

notice stupidfans and i posted at the same minute, explain that you dumbas.s!!!

Where’s a drunken, bikini wearing, cupcake carrying, violin playing ho when you need one…we need a decoy to flush out G…..we will pay you in movie tickets to G’s lastest bomb..uh…movie…

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:36 am

@feel better sukar: Oops! We both posted at the same time. I guess we’re siamese socks. ;P

Maybe she’s here because her husband is out hound dogging and she’s filling time. Perhaps we should pity her.

Nah. It’s more fun to laugh at her.

Mr. Giggles @ 06/05/2010 at 3:37 am

Well ….. personally I’m looking forward to the vid of G dying on top of that poor 16 year old prostitute ….. Ariel is always there with the camera … so we are guaranteed some good angles
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It might be his greatest performance ….. which isn’t saying much !!!!

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:39 am

@Mr. Giggles: If they go with pay per view, his estate will rival that of Elvis.

“Gerard Butler’s dying performance enjoyed by the world.”

@stupidfans:

Honey bunny, I am Egyptian, I was a virgin when I married. I don’t sleep around. People who sleep around in our culture get in serious trouble. If I meet Gerry the most I will do is ask for an autograph. You really need to learn more about the world.

To ALL the Fannies / Trolls etc !

1. This is a free forum where people post the some what realistic (* read common sense version * ) of the whole PR B.S that is orchestrated by the Butter and his PR team. His so called ” Love life / Hookups / PDA’s ” are all part of a sick game that is the norm in Hollywierd. That is an industry without any consideration for the terms ‘Ethics’ , ‘values” , etc which normal people consider important . Atleast most of us normal folks have some level of values / ethics. Neither of which are present in Hollywierd . All they care about is getting $$$ in their accounts at any cost !!

2. If you can’t deal with it GO To your Motherships like Gals etc .They give you 3d Rose coloured glasses there when you board those ships so you only see the rose coloured bubbles with a picture or a moving animation of your face next to Butler’s .

Peace out people it’s a f***ing gossip forum for Christ Sake !! Butler doesn’t give a S.hit about what people say in real life or on such forums . Nor does his PR team !! Soooo live and let live or in this case post and let post !

* Waves to Regs *

its been a pleasure @ 06/05/2010 at 3:42 am

stupidfans, i would be your sock twin anyday, at least you speak the truth and aren’t such a hypocrite, as some folks are here. I have to go to work now, i leave you to mrs sweetness and her sickening sap.

@hey sukar:

Umm actually YOU are the dumb a…ss. I never said that you are her sock. I said I can see four of them but I never said who. Feeling a bit guilty are we?

Byrne-Wickey @ 06/05/2010 at 3:45 am

Thanks for the links whomever is posting pics.
The gf LAURIE looks like she could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence with the gate closed.

I am not a sock but if you think I am i really could care less.
After all – you are all minimum wage earning fatties.
Who fall asleep snuggling slices of chocolate cake and pork crisps.

I n f a m o u s l y S T U P ID @ 06/05/2010 at 3:53 am

I hate Gerard Butfuc/k.

My god what a pub, a barstool and free wi-fi can do to a JJ forum on the weekend…I broke my own rule and posted on the weekend..♥

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:55 am

@sukar:

Really? People in your culture do a lot of odd things then.

http://www.thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/sexuality.html

Wanna ‘splain that part about prostitutes and single women being allowed to sleep around since your “culture” requires you to be so innocent, Cleopatra?

How about this?

http://www.afrol.com/articles/31448

I remember a story a few months ago about an Egyptian man in his 80s who was having group sex with many Egyptian women. So much for the loyalty of your “culture.”

I hope hubby is out having a good time while you’re lusting for Gerry.

yes sukar @ 06/05/2010 at 3:56 am

we are all socks, those of us who dare oppose you, afterall, you are the one and only true Queen of JJ *barf*

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 3:59 am

@its been a pleasure: Have a good day at work. I’ll make sure suckar doesn’t nauseate everyone for the rest of the day.

@stupidfans:

Duh, honey Egypt has one million social problems. It also has many things that people don’t know about. For example, despite being a conservative Muslim/Orthodox Christian culture, it actually considered by some to be the gay capital of the world. However, what I am talking about is the general tradition, which me as someone from the mainstream culture adhere too.

Instead of putting some retarded links about the truly weird and shocking in Egypt, why don’t you go out and learn about the world a bit.

Just curious what does YOUR partner think about all the time you spend here huh? lol

Mellifera @ 06/05/2010 at 4:00 am

I don’t think theres one single person here who would be lifting their skirts for Gerry should he come rambling past…what with the photos that would end up coming out somewhere, I wouldn’t want my family snaps on one of the mother ships, or my friends being harrassed, or my facebook being hunted down etc etc!

Most people here are smarter than that (and if you’re not smarter than that: don’t come crying to us!)

:-)

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 4:01 am

@Bad!: OMG you guys are killing it tonight! Pork crisps – bwahahaha!

@T-dot: Bravo!

Too much Information @ 06/05/2010 at 4:03 am

@CJ:
woman, must we know about your bathroom habits – who sits on the toilet and posts on message boards – weekend or otherwise????

@yes sukar:

Thanks,now bow to the Queen.

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 4:08 am

@its been a pleasure: What?????

booted in the face @ 06/05/2010 at 4:11 am

it sure looks like poor butler took a boot to the noggin in that preview picture i reckon face looks flat in the frontal plane

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 4:12 am

@sukar: I don’t spend much time here. I do drive bys for a brief period and then live my life, unlike you. So I don’t need to explain anything. I’m not married and lusting after someone else. You’re the cheat.

As for learning about the world, you spoke as if no one in your “culture” ever cheats or has premarital sex – like you’re some pillars of virtue. You deserved to be made fun of for that.

You’re lusting after Gerry and that’s still cheating. Like I said, if he crossed paths with you, you’d offer yourself up to him like a pig in a blanket.

Oh gee! If only I knew something of the world. Then I’d know that pork wasn’t the best choice for most your “culture.”

But it was the most offensive and that’s all that matters.

We know about the gay thing. How many dancing boys are in your family? Does hubby like them?

Your lame attempts at superiority are funny.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 4:18 am

@Mellifera: It is scary, isn’t it? Hunting them down is bad enough, but their families too?

Mellifera @ 06/05/2010 at 4:22 am

@stupidfans: Its a very scary thing. I actually just don’t think about how much privacy we’ve all lost because of the internet, smartcards, CCTV etc. Its too daunting so I just live in forced ignorance of it.

stupidfans @ 06/05/2010 at 4:26 am

@Mellifera: All too true. It seems like they’re coming up with new schemes every day to invade our privacy. Celebrities put themselves out there. Those who we hear every detail on put that information out there. There are a lot of celebrities we don’t hear about because they relish their privacy and it’s respected. I don’t feel sorry for the ones who share every hangnail with the world.

Going after their families and friends who aren’t trying to get attention is taking it too far.

Mellifera @ 06/05/2010 at 4:29 am

And Sukar while we’re on the subject of internet & privacy: are you sure you want to post certain stuff about yourself?? (ie age, weight etc). Sorry, not meaning to be a nag but there are weirdy lurkers out there! I’ve never been a victim myself but have known other people who have been.
(you can tell me to mind my own business, I’m coming from a friendly place!)

trespathetique @ 06/05/2010 at 4:32 am

Phannie auction:

GerBear Basket

The Basket contains:

•Heart pillow and throw blanket (soft fleece)
•Note pad
•Ger-Bear dressed in T-Shirt and Shamrock shorts
•Guitar for Ger-Bear
•New York post cards
•Package of tissues
•3 battery votive candles
•Heart shaped measuring spoons
•New York magnet
•Shot glass
•New York stickers
•Box of ‘rose petals”
•Cherry blossom bath set
•5 x 7 Photo of Gerry in acrylic frame
Because of the nature and weight (11 lbs) of this item, U.S. Residents only, please.

Mellifera @ 06/05/2010 at 4:35 am

@trespathetique: What? what about those of us who reside in Timbuktu?? Not fair, I totally want one!

PS is the Gerry picture topless???

@stupidfans:

Blah blah blah. Are you kidding me? You don’t spend a lot of time here? You’re here ALL THE TIME lol. And what attempts at superiority have I made? You’re the one whose going around telling people that anyone who likes Gerry must be fat, stupid, poor and uneducated. The fact that I told you that I am none of these things is not an attempt at superiority but accuracy. What is lame however, is your attempt at humour lol

@Mellifera:

Hey Melifera, how are you? I didn’t give her much. You can’t identify someone by their weight, height and marital status. There are millions of people out there with these specifications. But thanks :)

honestly... @ 06/05/2010 at 6:32 am

@trespathetique: omg, Whaaat? A GerBear basket? That is crazy…seriously unbalanced.

Mellifera @ 06/05/2010 at 6:53 am

@sukar: Hey Sukar, I’m good :-) Just had a long Skype session with someone though so am kinda tired out now.

And I was being facetious before about the Phannie basket…but is that a real auction?? Oh!

@CJ:
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I can’t stay up late darling to defend the JJ castle 24/7… ♥♥♥
OMG, trolls are everywhere here, what’s happened during my nighttime?
*backing away slowly from this madness*
*

In the words of Leonidas.. I’m going to have to say that this place is……………… MADNESS!

yessssssssssssss @ 06/05/2010 at 8:09 am

For all of you who are interested to know who is Željko Mitrović his an owner of TV stations called Pink.Actually every ex Yugoslavian republic has its own Pink so he is very successful and rich.Pink is regarded as TV station with bad program because music is always cheap one and TV shows are usually reality shows with lot of curses and bad language and behavior.He is a friend of Kevin Spacey and Michael Adams (FTV owner). What is suspicious about him is how he managed to get all his money and make fortune while there was civil war in Yugoslavia.The same question we, people of Serbia, ask when it comes to how Marko Misković’s father got rich while there was a war during 90′s. And to make something clear.The guy on the picture with GB not Mišković or Mitrović but someone who is known under the nickname Jusa is drug dealer and I read it on some Serbian forum.It is possible to be true because there was a mafia boss who was murdered in 1998 who had the same nickname and looked like this guy who is on the photo with GB.So this guy is probably Jusa junior.LOL

@yessssssssssssss:
Thanks for giving us all those info about your country and people yesssss!! It was really nice to learnall those news from an insider.
Very precious work indeed.
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Concerning the Gman, what to say… so appalling he’s hanging around with drug dealers and prostitutes, but I think… he’s well aware of it, he knows who those people are.
Everything for more fame, right Gerard?
Very sad.

Stinkylouise @ 06/05/2010 at 8:55 am

“What is suspicious about him is how he managed to get all his money and make fortune while there was civil war in Yugoslavia.”

He probably sold weapons…….among other things.

@Merlin:

Even if Gerry is not involved in those activities…if he’s around those folks there’s such a thing as being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

So…Another 134 posts since I left last night and still no Gerry news.

@blaaa:


blaaa @ 06/04/2010 at 1:51 am

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I’ve taken this all in, and I can say you are all nuts. Guess what? I KNEW him at university. He was the sweetest guy you ever wanted to know. I never heard anything about him being a womanizer. Far from it. Again, he was just a student, doing his best. He was hot, but he didn’t even know it back then. Back then, he didn’t know he was Gerard Butler. He was just Gerry.

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Along with the other guy who said he’d high scores liking the particulars of law (I suspect the problem solving and geeky paperwork) not the literal practice of it, I totally agree with blaaa.
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With that said, could someone send “just Gerry” back to us? Can you get that message to him?
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Thank you.
~K

Stinkylouise @ 06/05/2010 at 9:31 am

Maybe G will show up at the MTV Movie Awards………………or at least the parties.

Nuts--Some Gerry Updates @ 06/05/2010 at 9:59 am

According to the poster on GALS whose friend’s dad dropped off the car for him at the Glasgow Airport, Gerry said this was a “flying visit” and he would be there until Friday (yesterday). She said her friend and the friends father heard it from his own lips.

And, last night, at the GALS convention in Las Vegas, the actor who played Gerry’s unfortunate cellmate in LAC, was the guest of honor. He’s a young actor just starting out and, apparently, Gerry really took him under his wing. Anyhow, Gerry sent a text to Reno to read to the phannies. No particulars have been posted about the text but I guess he did mention that he was sending it to them from the highlands of Scotland. No idea when it was actually sent but Reno probably received it earlier and then shared it last night.

So, he’s on the move.
Repeat.
Leonidas is on the move.

Nuts--Some Gerry Updates @ 06/05/2010 at 10:03 am

@Nuts–Some Gerry Updates:

Apparently he was in Belgard Mon and Tue, spent Wed-Fri in Scotland.

Okay…that’s my contribution.

*wipes brow*

Now to untangle some seriously messed up data entry.

Love
It.

I’m glad I got out of Dodge when I did last night. Mercy, what a mess.

I read today that MGP is casting through agencies in LA, Detroit, NYC and South Africa.

Oh, where, oh where, can GB be?

Holy f*cking sh!t! WTF happened here last night? Was everyone on the rag?
.
CJ thanks for trying to induce a sense of humor…
.
To Giggles, my King… I bet the chandelier is hanging in the master bedroom… ummm. over the bed. ;P
.
To oy, our only Queen… You were on a roll last night… too bad the b!tchfight had to take front and center. *mwah*
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Thanks Nuts for the GPS location on G.
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Stinky – it seems daylight is a better time to post on JJ huh? ;)
.
Good morning JJers… off for a mani-pedi… I love being a girl. hehe

Yep, according to the Casting Notice, they are auditioning now for MGP and it is expected to begin filming in mid-July.

http://www.featurefilmauditions.com/2010/06/lionsgate-auditions-in-full-swing-on.html

So, let’s play “Spin the Airplane”: Where will Gerry go next?

My vote: World Cup

I wonder if he sends Lolita postcards…

Nuts…poor puppy..I was just thinking of Lolita and if she ever gets to see her human…I doubt he takes her all around the world with him…lets hope not..the sh*t she would see…poor dog..G..go home to your dog…she misses you…♥

My vote: Paris, Tennis French Open already there since Friday. Isn’t he friends with a tennis player from Belgrade?

@ Honestly, yes I was upset because of your sentence and it was directed at you

Stinkylouise @ 06/05/2010 at 11:30 am

“Where will Gerry go next?”

I vote for L.A.

24 hours ago that guy on twitter posted that he saw Gerard Butler jogging and then ordering food.

So if that info is accurate, your guy is probably still in Lombok’s Gili Islands (don’t know which island)

If he went there incognito hopping from some privacy, boy was he wrong. With the advent of Twitter, his every move is posted on the web for everyone to see,,, I wonder how he feels about that, honestly it must suck, to have everyone know where you are and what you are doing, especially when you want some privacy, everyone has access to you..it’s f***d up.

His celebrity is inexplicably intertwined with the web…have you guys noticed that?
I’ve observed that Print gossip rags don’t cover him that much…He’s always on the web..

Here’s this guy’s twitter page where you can find the posts:

http://twitter.com/cockaigneaddict

long time lurker @ 06/05/2010 at 11:50 am

@ CJ
Just to say that I enjoyed reading your posts from last night. You sound like the voice of reason.

@Manny
Enjoy the pampering!

@Kelly:

Excellent choice…and Laurie is there, right?

@Alexia:

A poster on GALS said her friend and her friends father saw him in Scotland on Wed when they brought a car to the Glasgow airport. Poster’s friend got a photo with him, too. He told them it was “flying visit” (which I assume was a fly-by/quick). That he would be flying out on Friday.

The guy’s comment about Gerry jogging shows a post-time of 4:30pm on Thu June 3rd (But are those times local time to where you are or GMT??? And, what about the international date line issue? )

Then, on Friday 6/4 it was posted that he saw Gerry had ordered seafood for dinner.

How long does it take to fly from Scotland to Indonesia?
A little googling says about 16 hrs.

Yep Nuts, I thought the same. It’s simply not possible. And there’s no reason. Europe in June has beautiful weather and beautiful beaches. And he’ll go to South Africa next week, so Indonesia is too out of the range.

I feel like this is a forum of “Where is Waldo”…lol…maybe we could make up a board game…make a map of the world..with little pins with Gerry faces and guess where he will be next..peeps who guess correctly will have our undying gratitude and a dozen cupcakes..♥

If it’s peace, quiet and anonymity he’s after, I have a suggestion for him: Gerry, go to your big home in LA, lock the gate, turn off your phone, play with your dog, swim in your pool and sit on your balcony and enjoy your spectacular view of LA.

But, he can’t seem to sit still for a day. It’s like he’s a gypsy or someone driven to run from his own thoughts. Mr. B may be hot, but he sure is one unexplainable person.

He hasn’t been home since…since…mid April when he finally got to Belgrade to film Coriolanus.

Who does his laundry now that Blonde Assistant is not with him? I assume she was set free to go home once he left France to go to Moscow, then Belgrade, then Glasgow.

Perhaps he’s like a former college roommate of mind who hated doing laundry so much that she kept buying new clothes and underwear. You should have seen (and smelled) the pile in the corner of her room…

Perhaps he’s like a former college roommate of mind who hated doing laundry so much that she kept buying new clothes and underwear. You should have seen (and smelled) the pile in the corner of her room…
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Oh my….lol…..thats just sad..at least if she went home during break her mom didn’t have to do the laundry, I hope..♥

Read more: http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/06/03/gerard-butler-coriolanus-stills-released/comment-page-23/#comments#ixzz0q03y1Yti

Rio Flashback: Beach girl (# ????)

Over at WOGB they have two photos from the beach in Rio with Gerry and the shorts girl. I’ve never seen these before…and you know there is a real honest feel to them which I didn’t get from the tabloid stuff with LC.
They aren’t being lovey but he is being more…well…involved…

You’ll have to scroll down a few posts…

http://weiner1proboardscom.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=sightings&action=display&thread=1461&page=41

gossiphound @ 06/05/2010 at 1:33 pm

I thought I was pretty cyncial but just how much power do publicists have if you believe the latest blind vice from Ted Casablanca, it is not G but I am amazed if publicists have that much power

Blind Vice: Drunk Movie Star Runs Around Naked!

Excerpt:
“He has a major drinking problem,” said one of Buddy’s close colleagues, a friend who’s working with Buddy on his latest film, Return to Nation Ruination (which is a sequel to the monster hit, Nation Ruination, the flick that really put BRT on the map). “And it’s constantly getting covered up by his publicists who keep threatening to pull him from future shows if any of the TV outlets mention it.”

Jeez, never heard of that one. A publicist threatening banishment unless a news organization agrees to hush up a star’s seedy behavior? Shocking!

“But what’s really weird,” adds the Rib-Toast pal, “is not only that he’s always naked, but that nobody’s come out with this yet. It’s gotta be just a matter of time.”

Actually, it’s already happened: Rib-Toast got into a little nasty snafu, thanks to his inebriated head, when he and a friend’s girlfriend he was schtupping got caught in the act. But no worries! Miss Publicist made it all go away!

Read more: http://ca.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b184124_blind_vice_drunk_movie_star_runs_around.html#ixzz0q08GhfA

Food for thought, have a good weekend.

sweetness @ 06/05/2010 at 1:35 pm

@Nuts: thx 4 the link. is there anything else new over at WO?

gossiphound @ 06/05/2010 at 1:37 pm

PS. Just a suggestion, if people want to post a direct link to a photo, it is simple, right click on the photo,if you have Firefox, copy image location, if IE. find properties, click on the image address, copy and post link directly. Works most of the time anyway.

redOctober @ 06/05/2010 at 1:42 pm

Thanks GH. ….I’ve found this ……………
http://www.hatsandcaps.co.uk/images/products/medium/200441.jpg

…but no trace of G…pity.

@Nuts–Some Gerry Updates:
Nuts, thanks for your CSI investigation, you and GH provide some interesting stuff here… ;-)
* * *
No particulars have been posted about the text but I guess he did mention that he was sending it to them from the highlands of Scotland.
* * *
I still wonder, again, why Gerry says he’s in the highlands of Scotland given that Comrie is in Perth and Kinross (see a Scotland’s map for confirmation) and NOT in the Highlands…. Wonder if Gerry knows about it or if he always lied about the real location of his family.
Maybe the second option… he he.. naughty Gerry.
Unless he considers as the Highlands all the area above the line Glasgow – Edinburgh…
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*hugs to the regs*

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@CJ, thanks for trying to keep this place civil… love you my Court jester… *mwah*

honestly... @ 06/05/2010 at 3:28 pm

@Kelly: What was it that I said that was offensive? All I said is that I don’t believe GB is gay and in another post I said that I don’t think he’s seriously involved with Laurie. Nothing I said was directed at you or in response to you, so I’m wondering what I said that upset you?

CJ, I must agree with Merlin, Thanks for trying to keep this place civil last night. emphasis on the TRYING part. Stupidfans and those of her ilk tend to provoke the responses they get and then cry, “she started it by attacking me.” She knows exactly what she’s doing. Kind of like the crazy class clown, except she takes things too far and then people get enough of it and give it back to her. At least oy doesn’t go after individual posters. She jokes about Butler(but don’t we all at times). Stupidfans inevitably brings out the negativity in people. I guess she sees it as her lot in life for what fun she can get of it. And then there are those that like to go after Manny and make claims that she’s mean to other posters. Funny, why don’t these same people go after stupidfans then. People are weird sometimes, I guess. I try to look at the heart of people to know where they are coming from, motive-wise. Either you are here to entertain, be entertained, provide information, joke and get to know other posters and interact with them or you are here to cause trouble and aggregate others because your opinions don’t jive with theirs. There’s a rainbow of diversity here. We all have a choice on how or whether to respond to the differences in people. Poor sukar tried to hold her ground with Stupidfans, but she didn’t have a chance. I applaud her efforts, but Stupidfanshad had her in her sights for the night. The key is to ignore, ignore, ignore!!! I’ve said it before, DON’T FEED THE TROLLS and bottom feeders. Stupifans has the right to post here as well anyone, but if you don’t like what she says, skip her posts. I’ll say one thing about her antics, it wasn’t boring here last night. A lot of people like a good fight and they got it.

honestly... @ 06/05/2010 at 3:46 pm

@Kelly: Nevermind, I went through the earlier posts and there is someone else who used the name “honestly”. I am “honestly…” with the three dots after and I see now that you were addressing the other poster who DID make a snarky comment to you. Sorry for the confusion- I go out of my way to be respectful of all posters regardless of whether or not I agree with their opinions, that’s why I was wondering how I’d upset you! Cheers-

booted in the face @ 06/05/2010 at 4:32 pm

@yessssssssss
Thankssomuch for the non-information

Katherine Heigl's F/arts @ 06/05/2010 at 4:34 pm

I FOR ONE am just hoping that today is a better attempt from the posters here in general. Thank you.

Butler threads on JJ sure can be strange places to venture into unprepared. I’ve tried to make sense of what went on here last night, and frankly, I don’t have a f’ing clue. This latest stuff is more what I was anticipating … actually talking about Butler and not some posters fighting with each other. I was looking to see what he’s doing before Machine Gun Preacher starts filming. So, he’s either in Scotland or Indonesia? Indonesia? WTF? Nothing wrong with Indonesia, but that must have been one hell’a ong plane ride … and for what?

@Tonto:
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*bows to my Esquire*
Nice and clear statement, as usual… ;-)
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I’m “not-feed-the-trolls” team too, of course!

Take some Beano... @ 06/05/2010 at 4:48 pm

@Heigl’s F/arts: Aren’t you dead yet?

@Suzi:
So, he’s either in Scotland or Indonesia?
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Indonesia… Scottish phannies combed the whole part of the Highlands but they couldn’t find him… they renounced the task quite exhausted, so getting to the conclusion he already flew away…

Moaning Myrtle @ 06/05/2010 at 4:59 pm

@Merlin: Actually, Comrie IS considered to be in the Highlands, its just at the area where the Highlands begin, and I think they refer to that area as the Lower Highlands. There is also a Mid-Highland region and an Upper-Highland region. So, if he was in Comrie, where his mom and step-dad live, he was indeed in the Highlands. He has also been noted to take treks up into the mid/upper Highlands when he’s home, as he says he finds peace and tranquility there. So, I doubt that he was lying about being in the Highlands.

@Tonto: You are correct … ignore. I don’t know why I responded to her last night, but after I did I figured I had to leave or I might post something I’d regret . I think the best way for me to handle it is not to read her at all. Skip over it. Then I won’t be inclinded ever to shoot back. (Good luck with that.) I don’t understand someone like her who admitted she’s here to ruin posters’ time. Why? That sounds like a personal issue.

Oh, yes, she says I’m an old phannie. Well, medium old, and I never said I wasn’t a fan! Phannie, no. Fan, yes.

I don’t know, I don’t enjoy thread fights. I’m here because I want to know what G’s up to – good, bad or indifferent, and a lot of information is passed around.

@Moaning Myrtle:
The border is set higher in the map; and if you drive on the A9 going to Inverness, you’ll see you enter the Highlands (there’s a sign) further north than Comrie. I went up north a while ago, so I can tell you for sure.
By the way, he can refers to it as the highlands, as I said above, because many Scots considers as Highlands all the area above the M8.
As concerning peace and tranquillity, I can tell you that he can find that in all Scotland, there are no many people up there, he can just walk in his parents’ garden and he’s already fine.

Is that Laurie in the shorts??

Is that Laurie in the shorts??

@Old Mia:

I think it’s pretty obvious that stupidfans is one of the former Phannies who mistook Butler’s friendliness and gratitude for something more. He had to draw a pretty firm line with several early fans who felt that he owed them something for their support, or that they had a “relationship” that didn’t exist. That’s the only explanation for the kind of vitriol she spews here. She’s furious that she got rejected and now wants to take it out on him and anyone who says anything even remotely positive about the guy. She’s obviously got mental issues.

I second that @ 06/05/2010 at 6:10 pm

@Tribe:
you have it right 100%.

I’m agree, Old Mia, I think she has a deeper reason for doing what she does. On the surface it’s a game of provoke and see which poor poster falls into her trap. If you know where the poison Ivy grows you tend to avoid it. Just plain common sense. Of course if you are looking for a fight, just head straight to Stupidfans and she will gladly accommodate you. We’re all fans here of a sort or we wouldn’t be here. Butler’s a curiosity and on good days pretty good eye candy, initially why I started coming here.

Merlin, I also bow to my most esteemed Wizardress and team mate.

If anyone was upset by my posts to stupidfans than I apologize for you having to read it..I don’t apoligize for having said it to her..it was a long time coming and I felt she needed to hear it..I know it fell on deaf ears but I guess her moniker/name says it all and makes my point…I will not be responding to her ever again so no need to worry..♥♥

I actually think I more than held my own with her. She’s a fanatic.They don’t know how to debate, so they say the same thing over and over and over. It annoyed her that I was using logic to respond to her. She’s an idiot and nothing more.

booted in the face @ 06/05/2010 at 7:10 pm

@CJ:

no one read your posts – dont worry.

booted in the face @ 06/05/2010 at 7:14 pm

@sukar:

same goes for you.

TEAM CHOLEWA @ 06/05/2010 at 7:15 pm

HE’S MARRYING LAURIE.
YOU STUPIDFANS CAN GO SUCK AN EGG

@Tonto:
My dear Esquire, it seems I have to learn a lot from you *bows back*
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@CJ:
I know it fell on deaf ears but I guess her moniker/name says it all and makes my point…I will not be responding to her ever again so no need to worry..♥♥
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My Court Jester, you’re the best here… don’t stoop to troll level ever ever again…. ♥♥♥
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Now old Merlin retires to Camelot, have a pleasant night and troll-free!
Nighty nighty JJers.

@TEAM CHOLEWA:
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P.S.:
And even if he’s marrying Laurie, who cares? We care about him shooting decent movies, something we didn’t have the pleasure to see in quite a while now.
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As far as he does a good job at acting, who’s going to marry isn’t really an issue. He could even get married with the Queen, not our problem, right?
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@Merlin:

It’s funny, my husband and I went out to dinner with friends the other day and I was joking that my favorite actor is Gerard Butler. Some of the girls there chipped in and said yeah he’s very good looking. Then one of the guys said, “well I don’t know about his looks, but what I do know is that he hasn’t made a good movie for a long time.” It’s sad that many people are starting to think of him this way.

@TEAM CHOLEWA: And you know this how?

I’m so tired of people coming on this board spewing stuff without any real evidence and trying to convince us they’re truthful, especially by telling us to go suck an egg. Real smart comment.

@sukar: He brought it upon himself.

This is something I found at the imdb helpdesk a long time ago and I’ve always found it very useful:
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Part One:
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What is a troll?
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A “troll” is an individual who enjoys creating conflict on the internet. He or she creates and fuels arguments which upset other members of the online community.
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Trolls thrive in the anonymous space that is the internet. Trolls crave attention from others, and they don’t care whether the attention is positive or negative. For trolls, other users are not quite real people; they are abstract characters on the other side of a computer screen.
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Trolls don’t feel bad about hurting the feelings of other people in the digital space.
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Trolls view chat rooms and newsgroups as a challenge where the winner is the user who creates the biggest argument, the user who upsets the most people in the most dramatic way. A troll wants to be the user getting the most attention.
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Troll behavior discourages many users and makes for a less vibrant online community. New users may not post because they fear ridicule. Established posters may leave an online community because the noise has overwhelmed the real discussion. Trolls can make an entire community paranoid, leading users to become negative or to accuse a user engaged in normal criticism as a troll.

Part Two:
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What should I do (and not do) about trolls?
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Remember, trolls feel rewarded by creating the biggest altercation possible. They want to get a reaction out of you. When you fight with a troll, he wins. When you reason with a troll, he wins. Any time that you give a troll attention, he gets exactly what he wants.
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The best way to deal with trolls is to ignore them. When you ignore a troll, he doesn’t get the satisfaction of creating an escalated conflict.
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If you decide to leave a discussion because of the negative tone, do not dramatically announce that you are leaving. While that message may make you feel better, it only convinces the troll that he is winning.
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Please remember: the best way to deal with trolls is to ignore them.

@Cora:

Thanks for that :)

Cora…Thank you sweetheart..♥

CJ, don’t apologize. You didn’t do anything wrong. You expressed an opinion. Isn’t that what we all do here. Compared to a lot of posters here, you’re breath of fresh air.

Sukar, ITAWY You’re right, you more than held your own ground. Like CJ said, unfortunately it fell on deaf ears. When people talk like Stupidfans, it makes it hard not to respond which is why she does it. Hitting back at you is like hitting back at Mary Poppins. You aren’t here to hurt anyone, but I was happy to see that our resident Mary Poppins has a sturdy spine to back her up when necessary. We can let Stupidfans and those like her post their cheery opinions as they please, but we don’t have to read them. Besides if she gets it out of her system here, maybe the people around her will appreciate it.

Cora, Amen! Thanks!

Simply Hopeful @ 06/05/2010 at 9:45 pm

@Cora: Thank you for posting this Cora! I am newer to JJ and have been a little ambivalent about posting much. I have really enjoyed reading most of the posts (with the exceptions of the trolls) and look forward to joining in!

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/05/2010 at 10:11 pm

@Simply Hopeful:

You’ll find this place a bit addicting. LOL! Most of the posters are wonderful people. Looking forward to your take on all the Butler madness.
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BTW….I’m sure everybody already knows by now auditions are frantically taking place in L.A., NYC, Michigan and Africa for MGP? Sheesh….they don’t have much time to get it together.
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*checks watch*

Simply Hopeful @ 06/05/2010 at 10:25 pm

@Fritz the Messenger: It is addicting for sure and so much fun! I can’t tell you how hard I have laughed with some of the posts.. this forum is so much more balanced than the phannie sites.. i posted once on one of them and one of the phannies told me to back off, that gb was hers – yikes! A little scary O_O

hellotheregb @ 06/05/2010 at 11:18 pm

Does the PSILY DVD have special features such as directors comments etc. I have only seen the movie on TV and wonder if I rented it for a few bucks for the comments etc. would it be worth the few bucks?

hellotheregb @ 06/05/2010 at 11:32 pm

just poking around Weird site and found some pics I have not seen. this one is in need of commenting.

http://www.stevebagness.com/Other/usa-and-world-celebrities/8632955_8UJeM#569627079_Ghwmi

regular dvd @ 06/05/2010 at 11:34 pm

of PSILY has a few additional scenes, including the one with Gerry very ill at the travel agency. There’s also an interview with the author of the book, Cecilia Ahern. No director’s commentary.

if a poster posts on JJ and no one is around to see, it is it still a post?

hellotheregb @ 06/05/2010 at 11:40 pm

I have not seen these either he is hot in these.oh gman where are you?

http://www.gerardbutler.fr/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=676&start=15

http://weiner1proboardscom.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=gerardbutler&action=display&thread=1597&page=4

try this post above and go down almost to end of page ! oh that Co@k hat!

Mr. Giggles @ 06/05/2010 at 11:41 pm

@spanky:
Yep …… it’s a perma post

@oh well:

That’s not Laurie in the photos. Those were taken on the beach in Rio. I don’t think it’s Beatriz…it was a girl one or two days later…

you had to ask @ 06/05/2010 at 11:45 pm

@Cora: Thanx for posting that. It reinforces what people said earlier. Ignore.

I’d rather have a dull night than one with numbers inflated because of arguments started by a troll. This morning, when I saw the post count, I figured something interesting must have happened in Butleria. Then I found out that it was just an all-night sf rant.

In hind sight, maybe trolls are one reason JJ added the thumbs. Don’t respond, just thumb ‘em down, and they can be made invisible.

It’s also nice to be reminded we aren’t the only site suffering from troll attacks. It just seems that way when we have to deal with it. They are everywhere.

I was just reading IMDb, and they had a long discussion going earlier today about Internet socks. I won’t go into the details, but there’s a whole other world of crazies out there. Take another name and have a fight with yourself. Oh what fun, not, IMO. A few over there found that perfectly normal. Clever even.

Playing games isn’t my reason for coming on G places. I just want news. But to each, her/his own. That said, now, what name will I make up to respond favorably, or not , to this post????? I could talk to myself for hours. (Just kidding.)

Someone is always watching Spanky..♥♥..3333

hellotheregb @ 06/05/2010 at 11:48 pm

@regular dvd: Thank you for the info!

Mr. Giggles @ 06/05/2010 at 11:58 pm

@hellotheregb:
I believe most of what you’re looking for is on You Tube …..
**cheers**
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http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ps+i+love+you+extra+scenes&aq=0

Now if you all really want a laugh… see the phannies in action…
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http://www.ustream.tv/channel/gerard-butler-gals#utm_campaign=twitter.com&utm_source=3792718&utm_medium=social
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OMG – ROTFLMAO!

So heifer is mooing “You Raise Me Up”
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Please my ribs….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Raise me up out of this place. You people are crude, rude and obnoxious. Why is giving to a charity a bad thing? I’d rather be a phannie then a idiot. Jerks. Sign me. A PHANNIE. And proud of it.

pineapple GALS watching vid in chat if anyone wants to join!!

I fell asleep, dropped my reading glasses on the floor and then stepped on them. I’ll contemplate all this stuff tomorrow, but right now, seeing is most important. Dam.n.

Revelations..... @ 06/06/2010 at 12:57 am

He goes out with the ugliest women. Scroll to the bottom of the page and you’ll see pix of Jasmine, rumored to be his GF after Bianca, from early 2007 to end of 2008. She is ugly but looks even worse without any makeup so Laurie is an improvement on her, though she’s nothing great either.
He insists on dating models, even ugly ones, because he was told by his PR team that a man in his position should be seen with models. But hey there are models and there are models, and his models are hideous.
He never took Jasmine to any primer even though he allegedly dated her for almost 2 years. She was his rebound relationship after Bianca, thus he never took the relationship very seriously; it was more like a higher level of FWB relationship, therefore he had other lovers during that period.
She might be one of the 2 relationships he mentioned he had, which the public didn’t know anything about. But we knew about her, he couldn’t hide her well enough, as you can see from these photos and the caption on them. They were seen together in NYC and in Miami. http://www.gerardbutler.fr/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=676&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
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It’s really sad; he keeps hooking up with women he knows he won’t end up with. He sets himself up for the break up from the very beginning of a relationship because deep within his heart he knows it ain’t going to be.
He’s really smart professionally and he has a very high IQ, but when it comes to his emotional needs and sexual needs, he doesn’t know how to merge the two, or to clean up his act and select someone appropriate. Someone that understands him, knows how to handle the pressures of dating him, gives him enough space to sort out his feelings for her without being demanding, and doesn’t outshine him. Ultimately he is after someone he could trust and respect.
However, when you have women unashamedly saying things like this, “ty, ty! My ovaries are all tied up he just makes my girl parts tingle and my wet dreams a little wetter lol! ooops I admitted it didn’t crap lol!,” he thinks he could bed any woman who crosses his path without thinking twice about it. All of these women who post on the Obsessive site have met him and threw themselves at him in a most shameless manner at one time or another. http://weiner1proboardscom.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=gerardbutler&action=display&thread=1597&page=4

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/06/2010 at 1:02 am

@Joker:

Calm down.
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This is not a fansite. There are going to be differing viewpoints here…you have yours and that’s fine. I don’t think any poster here was criticising giving to charity.

@Revelations…..:

I actually think that Jasmine is more beautiful than Laurie. But we all have different tastes and ideas on what is beautiful.

I think what you said about him going into a relationships knowing that it will end is interesting. I was just wondering how he and Laurie will keep this going since she has a show that will begin in September I read. I think one of them has to quit their careerts to keep this going. It will probably be her unfortunately.

long time lurker @ 06/06/2010 at 1:19 am

Morning JJers. It’s 6.18 am here – yawn.
Glad to see CJ is back unscathed.
@hellotheregb The photo of the Butler lying on the ground is one of my all time favourites. As for the other one – the sight of that pork pie hat made me want to scour my eyeballs :-))

long time lurker @ 06/06/2010 at 1:21 am

@ Simply Hopeful
Welcome. I’ve been lurking here a long time but have only started posting quite recently. It’s great fun here other than when the trolls come out.

Revelations..... @ 06/06/2010 at 1:34 am

@sukar:
I highly doubt he’s in that kind of relationship with Laurie where she has to give up her job to be with him. It’s not serious; it’s more FWB garbage of his and nothing more. Soon you’ll see him with other women.
BTW, Jasmine is hideous looking, not the Laurie is a big improving. His taste is quite lacking. Many of his fans are better looking than most of his choices. Not that I’m telling anyone to pursue him, because nothing good will ever come out of it (leave that to the old-hag phannies with the birthing hips) and he might have STDs on top of it. However, it’s interesting to see how it all unfolds for him. He’s in the midst of mid-life crises right now. It will be interesting to see how he comes out of it.

Revelations..... @ 06/06/2010 at 1:42 am

@sukar:
I read some of your posts from last night telling stupidfans off and I thought you were right on the money. She’s just a lonely bitter hag who has many issues and she takes it out on the posters of the thread. But the best thing to do is ignore her. If you start debating her, she uses it like fuel to continue, just like a hurricane uses water and hot temperatures to strengthen. Ignoring her is the best policy.

Revelations..... @ 06/06/2010 at 2:05 am

@whoknows:
I don’t know, I’m not ready to claim he’s gay because he never admitted it and there are no indications of this. Furthermore, I don’t think it’s fair to him to engage in such slander when it might be 100% false. He’s more than likely, a highly non-discriminating womanizer. He’ll do any woman as long as she has a Vag!na and he’s somewhat attracted to her, even if the woman is clearly unattractive by most standards. But hey, that’s his taste and he’s entitled to it.

Revelations..... @ 06/06/2010 at 2:08 am

@Revelations…..:
I meant he’ll do anyone as long as she has a vag!na and he’s somewhat attracted to her…LOL

Manny i just want to congratulate you on winning the Gerry cross /stich at the convention this year… i worked really hard on that!!!!

@spanky:
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Well I have the perfect place for it over my bed…
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BTW I’m jealous. You own Milo’s pants… now you can say you can get into Gerry’s pants any time you want to. *wink*

@spanky:

So Gerry is matching $ for $ what is raised at the Gals Vegas Fanvention – he is pushing the boat out this year – dont think he’s done that before for Gals. Considering The Shade Tree is not a Gerry affiliated charity im impressed.

@Now Then: they did an awesome job for a great charity, and well, Gerry is putting that money to good use. I am inspired. What a beautiful man.

@spanky:
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Was that beautiful man or beautiful soul? hehe

A beautiful everything, *sigh*. I laughed , i cried it , it moved me manny.

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 3:14 am

@hellotheregb: Good find! I happen to think he looks a bit of all right here. The blue shirt really makes his eyes pop. And the hat isn’t that bad…….is it?

CSI:JJ should offer workshops on detective skills, we’d make just as much money for charity as any of the phannie conventions! (OK I’d not be much help but I could do a workshop on “Gerry’s blue shirts” or something.)

Any takers?? What would YOUR JJ workshop be?

@Now Then: Wow, I’m impressed too.

A little OT . . . what is up with that one phannie on WO who has pictures of GB’s bare a$$ in her posts? Every time I need a break from work and someone on here posts a link to WO, I can’t click on it otherwise my boss will think it’s p0rn. Frustrating!

@Manny: @spanky:
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So Manny won the cross sticth contest??? How she dares… made my apprentice work overnight to do a more beautiful job than you… I’d bet Spanks helped you finish it so sooner than me too….
So it was Spanks who won the auction for Milo’s pants… Please, can I borrow them sometime? ;-)
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*good morning JJers, hugs to the regs*

@Belle: This may sound like a stupid question, but what is “WO”? I’ve seen this acronym in a number of Gerry posts but don’t know what it means.

@Cora:

The Weirdly Obsessive site I think

@Now Then: Thanks! That makes sense. Now I don’t feel quite so out of the loop! :)

Anybody saw the Gals convention vid? Because it’s beyond hilarious…. I can’t comment further because I’m pee-ing my pants off (yes, even Merlin wears pants under the blue robe)

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 4:19 am

@Merlin: I put aside all fear and clicked the link Manny put up…but all I saw was a masterclass in pronouncing “ar.se” (a.ss? ar.se?)
Was too afraid to stay longer, did I miss something???

@Mellifera:
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It was a lot better than TBH… I couldn’t stop laughing, I’d tell you… My sides are still hurting… Then it’s no wonder here trolls like to make fun of phannies… god, was there somebody under size 14?
WTH, torturing that poor guy from LAC that way…
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*Merlin ROFLMAO*

@Belle:
You can literally hit it big in Hollywood with one movie where the special effects are really the star, follow that movie (300) by making all the wrong choices, and still be rich. God bless America. It really makes you excessively sweaty just thinking about it.Look at this gloating *******, just look at that sweaty face…

Gerard Butler, you’re about as memorable as a zit in sixth grade, really, what is your thing? Who are you? Why are you famous? Just go away already, you’ve failed.

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Belle, thanks for the link!! The best part was the comment below the article, a phannie comment of course…
Wow, thanks to the convention phannies are at war… I’m foreseeing quite hard times here on JJ….

Cry Me A River, IDIOTS @ 06/06/2010 at 4:31 am

@Revelations…..:

Will you go away? None of what iyou said is true and its filled with heresay and opinion. YOU do not know Gerard so who gives a sh*t WHAT you have to say??
I think Jasmine Laurie Bianca ANY WOMAN I have seen is better looking than any of you poor posting computer slobs. I am sure Jasmine is laughing her a** off somewhere getting paid for her FACE while you number punchers are getting paid min wage to far/t at your desks after eating too much cheese following yet another FAILED attempt at Weight Watchers.
While you phans phrom hell are sitting wherever you are devouring your young Jasmine, Bianca, Laurie et all got Gerard’s d/ick and you got none.
I doubt they or Gerard would give two shi/ts of you choked on your McRib sandwich and died.
Have a Nice Day – IDIOTS!

Cry Me A River, IDIOTS @ 06/06/2010 at 4:31 am

@Revelations…..:

Will you go away? None of what iyou said is true and its filled with heresay and opinion. YOU do not know Gerard so who gives a sh*t WHAT you have to say??
I think Jasmine Laurie Bianca ANY WOMAN I have seen is better looking than any of you poor posting computer slobs. I am sure Jasmine is laughing her a** off somewhere getting paid for her FACE while you number punchers are getting paid min wage to far/t at your desks after eating too much cheese following yet another FAILED attempt at Weight Watchers.
While you phans phrom hell are sitting wherever you are devouring your young Jasmine, Bianca, Laurie et all got Gerard’s d/ick and you got none.
I doubt they or Gerard would give two shi/ts of you choked on your McRib sandwich and died.
Have a Nice Day – IDIOTS!

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 4:50 am

I have seen a glimpse of H.E.L.L and I am never going back….

I swear to god, I try and respect people and what they do, and give goodwill to all men etc etc but WHAT THE F**K?!!??!!

I don’t know how you guys can laugh at those poor unfortunate people!! It was like watching a f*ckin train wreck! Oh my dear god that lady “singing” that song…I seriously had to cover my eyes.

And what was with the pictures of castles everywhere?? And that lady saying “oh isn’t this just like Scotland? Not that I’ve BEEN…”, oh man. I really used to try and give these ladies the benefit of the doubt DESPITE on one solitary occasion going to their website and being terrified off forever by fan fiction (my own personal pet hate), but no…this is just not…natural!

And as a former “phan” of an old band with a rather serious fanbase, they seriously don’t know how to throw a good convention. The Gals convention needs an intervention!

(And yes, I am basing this on the 5 minutes I just watched – a bit superior sounding but never mind)

hellotheregb @ 06/06/2010 at 4:55 am

@Mr. Giggles: thanks giggles!

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@spanky: congrats Manny!

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@Manny: what was she even talking about or doing? not attractive and no point to the vid.

@Mellifera:
The Gals convention needs an intervention!
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No, they don’t. Just RUN, Mellifera….
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WTF, that’s madness……
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Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 5:04 am

@Merlin:
Hahaha, I should have mentioned that it wouldn’t be I doing the intervention!!! Noooo, I can’t see myself ever coming within 500 miles of any of these ladies :-)

*paging Dr Phil*

@hellotheregb:
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Hellothere, you didn’t miss anything, don’t worry… just a laugh, or a cry if you felt to pity them.
For God’s sake, they were in Las Vegas for 3 days, lucky women…. and they walled up themselves in a hotel talking about Gerry?
I would have had lots of fun…
Did you see the tweets along the streaming vid? *speechless*
* * *

@Mellifera:
*paging Dr Phil*
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LOL, that’s a better idea!
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I’m a fan of many actors, but let me tell you I’ve never seen such craziness… WTH to fetch the guy from LAC….
And Gerard Butler supports this??!?!?!?!??!?!??
I mean, it’s ok raising money with the charities, etc. but I think they even could do it in another way, couldn’t they?
The idea of a GB convention is a lot more than I can stand.

hellotheregb @ 06/06/2010 at 5:19 am

@Merlin: I go the the page to work yikes! And Gman is running totally amuck in eastern block countries, French beaches and rolling hills of Scotland with out a note or care about the “convention” maybe that is why he is having such an extendend vaca traveling amilessly around the globe!

I think the Belgrad visit was odd, anyone else on that?

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 5:24 am

You’re right to bring up their location – I had forgotten about them being in Vegas, I’d be off having a blast! Hard to pick up guys on the floor of a casino in your best tartan though… *snigger*

If Gerry really wanted to support the convention, he’d turn up with a team of psychiatrists and lock them all in: “Darlin’s, I’m givin you’s the help you REALLY need…”

The most charitable act of all. That, or euthanasia.

@hellotheregb:
Nothing about Gerard is odd at this point, hellothere.
Think he went hiking in the upper highlands, hoping that phannies couldn’t spot him anywhere. I so understand the man.
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@Mellifera:
If Gerry really wanted to support the convention, he’d turn up with a team of psychiatrists and lock them all in: “Darlin’s, I’m givin you’s the help you REALLY need…”

The most charitable act of all. That, or euthanasia.
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ROFLMAO!!!!
By the way, he can’t do that, he could lose the few people who are still going to see his movies….

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 5:32 am

@Merlin: oh girl please don’t lead me down this path. Am trying so hard…not to be mean…to Phannies…

*Evil Mellifera starts to emerge*

“No! Get back to your dark place!!”

LOL

I think the whole idea of a convention is really weird, but what I find even more weird is the fan encounters on Gals. They have a section where they tell their personal stories of meeting Gerry and it just nauseates me. Instead of just summing up the meeting they write about all their “feelings” and “emotions” and a detail by detail minute by minute description of the hours leading up to meeting Gerry. I read one and I was thinking get to the point already!

@Mellifera:
*casting a spell on Mellifera to force her dark side to emerge* lol
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Can we have kind of antifanconvention here on JJ? You’re all invited around the Round Table, plenty of room here in Camelot… ;-)
Surely we’ll have tons of laugh, we’re used not to take ourselves and our fandom too seriously… fancy a cup of tea too?
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*asking my apprentices to find an accomodation for all JJers*

@Merlin:

I wonder if he finds the convention embarrassing?

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 6:28 am

Is that an antiPHANconvention?? lol

Inspired by Sukar’s post!

“My first ever encounter with Gal.com!!”
It was a rainy Wednesday evening, and I had been feeling blue all day as I didn’t have a boyfriend and it looked like no-one was ever going to come into my life – all I wanted was a tall, dark, brooding, childish, stubbly Scottish man. Not much to ask. So I read some Mills & Boon…(blah blah 4 hours of blah)…then waiting for my internet connection I decided to browse some Gerry sites online as I thought that by looking into his baby blue eyes I would feel so much better and that yes, tomorrow would be a better day. As I googled his beautiful name, up came a site I had not seen before…Gals. “How nice” I thought as I wandered in, to be met by such wonderous images of Gerry and a picture of a castle…(blah de blah 3 hours later)…then once I clicked the link I was into a magical place called The Forum. My heart was beating rapidly and I felt curious and elated as I read post after post written by more wonderous creatures than I could ever hope to be – I had made it! I had found my kindred spirits…(blah much gushing blah)…and they showed me how to fake weight-related illnesses to get extra time off work to travel to Gerry’s premieres, and how to find out his girlfriend’s parents’ addresses just using the internet and a fake name. I often look back on that rainy Wednesday as the best day of my life…

@Mellifera:

heheh lol. That was brief though.You should see length of some of those posts.

@sukar:
I wonder if he finds the convention embarrassing?
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I would if I was him, but then… he even showed up at an old convention, some years ago. If now he’s scared about what he created for himself, well.. his business!!
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@Mellifera:
Yes, that’s an antiPHANNIEconvention… no insults though, just good laughs… always be kind and civil, when possible!
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What about this?
“and how to find out his girlfriend’s parents’ addresses just using the internet and a fake name.”
I mean… that’s stalking right? I wonder why those sites ban any info or pics about his girlfriends/hookups and then they encourage such cr@p. What a whole lot of hypocrites.

@honestly…:

@ honestly…

my bad, I’m so sorry! I’m a newbie, wouldn’t have thought that I have to look out for such little details.
Again, sorry.

Mellifera @ 06/06/2010 at 7:07 am

Well I’m in for the antiphannieconvention, have a room ready tomorrow. Good laughs and a cuppa sound fine to me – does anyone mind if I bring my hipflask?? :-)

Gotta make tracks but will say my nightly prayers later:

“Now I sleep without a sound,
and pray that Gerry will be found,
And if Gerry snogs before its day,
I pray we see it on JJ”

@Mellifera: Rofl!!
Wow, ok then… anyone else is in?
Mellifera, everything is welcome in my castle, hipflasks included!!
*
*starting to prepare one thousands paninis and snacks for the guests*
Tea is served around 5 p.m. UK time, don’t be late ;-)

@Merlin:

Wow, Iw ould come, but there seems to be a fifteen hrs flight between you and me….sniff, won’t make it for tea

@Kelly:
Oh that’s a pity… :-( sniff sniff….
We can fix the problem though… what about the summer?
US posters are all invited in my castle for some days…. our anti convention won’t be anything like the Gals one.. no Gerard’s movies or weird auctions about his clothes, just fun!!!

@Merlin:

In the summer? Count me in! What kind of tea do you drink/like btw?

@Mellifera:

“Now I sleep without a sound,
and pray that Gerry will be found,
And if Gerry snogs before its day,
I pray we see it on JJ”

You girls are too funny! LOL

@Kelly:
Oh darling, the earl grey… kind of classic, you know.. an old-fashioned magician like me couldn’t choose otherwise…
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I’d bet Gerry he’s snogging a lot in Scotland (if indeed he’s there…) but he just doesn’t want to be seen this time.. let me guess, all the previous pics about him kissing women were a bit staged, uh??
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*evil chuckle*

@Merlin:

“Oh darling, the earl grey… kind of classic, you know.. an old-fashioned magician like me couldn’t choose otherwise…”

Ooh, thx for the “darling” , sweetie, [blush] and what coincidence, Earl Grey is also my favorite! Either pure or with milk and lemon.

Snogging? Yes!
Scotland? I think he’s in France now.

It’s not about “don’t ask, don’t tell”, I just have that FEELING, lol.

You are a magician, I’m a fortuneteller

@Merlin: can I join? it’s been really scary around JJ lately with all the fighting and name calling,,,I could use a good laugh
*waiting for detailed directions to Merlin’s castle

@LauraS:
Oh dear, no!! You shouldn’t be scared, you know we’re here to chase trolls off (when possible, I can’t stay here 24/7, Merlin has RL too!)!!
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My castle location is very secret, so as soon as I gather a bunch of peeps I’ll send the details and the directions to find it through email, of course.. ;-)
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@Kelly:
Don’t trust that feeling darling, because a Gal posted today he called them from Scotland (well, he could have tricked them but you know how loyal he is to them, rofl! Stupid jerk….
It’s true I’m a magician and not gifted with the foresight, but let me tell you, French girlfriend or not the guy is there…
He knows he can hide up there, in France not so much… ;-)
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I’m glad you like earl grey too, we’ll enjoy more than one cup of it during your stay in my castle!! ;-)
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*hurrying away, needs to prepare castle for JJ’s convention*

@Merlin:

maybe my sight was cross-eyed then lol, you know viewed from here Europe is a little place, especially the difference between France and Scotland is no biggie

I’m willing to help though with anything regarding the JJ Convention,
if you’re serious about it tell me, I’ll post my email then

Oh, the man is not stupid about his fans. Apparently he called the convention last night (they are assuming he called from Scotland but I think not). He “chatted for a bit and then said he would match dollar for dollar the funds they raise for charity.”

Can someone say “damage control”. His phannies have had a rough time of late trying to label his carousing as “relaxing and having fun.’
The Gerry- with-the-beautiful-soul-and-good-heart called them personally. There’ll be a recording and transcript soon on GALS.

And, remember, he has fans who won the contests on DOT.net that will be visiting the set of MGP this year. So there’ll be rejoicing for that, too!

Somewhere Alan and Joy are busy spinning straw into gold.

@Nuts:
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To my fellow JJers… spanks and I watched everything from the time I posted the link for the phannievention. OMFG!!!! I can’t take a deep breath because my sides are sore from LMAO last night.
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If you get past the master class (hahaha) in the first few minutes… OMG you will hit pay dirt.
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Seriously at one point I was overtaken by pity… what a sad bunch… and then they cream themselves over that poor child Reno and some phannie actually removes his kilt with her teeth… I mean My God… the poor man had one of the biggest heifers on her knees with her teeth near his crotch! All the rest of the herd was howling… Took the kilt off and then he paraded around in his boxer briefs swinging the kilt… OMG I’m laughing just thinking about it…
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The comments on the side are the best side show I’ve seen. At one point one poster needs to leave and then 40 phannies are saying goodbye ala The Waltons… goodnight john boy, goodnight grandma… and one poor slow poster says goodnight like 10 minutes after everyone else. hahahahaha
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Spanky – what a night. It was worth the lack of sleep to chat and watch that with you… Now we will always have our memories of our first visual phannievention. Someone, please poke out my eyes. hahahaha
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BTW good morning JJers!

@Nuts:
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Gerry didn’t call the convention. He left 4 voicemail messages to have his say… the sideline posters were just all “this is why we love him” ” he is so good” “I’m dying here” “he has a beautiful soul” hahahahaha
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I do applaud the effort of the GALS raising money. A good cause was supported.
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They shut down the camera when the herd headed off to go dancing. I was disappointed. I have never seen actual footage from the epicenter of an earthquake before. Is Las Vegas still standing this morning?
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Oh I forgot one of the funniest parts… they give the camera to drunk old Aunt Ruth and she wanders around doing a travel log of the decorations and auction items. And they had a 20 minute potty break for the 20+ attendees… OMG how much fluid can those heifers hold?

gossiphound @ 06/06/2010 at 10:55 am

@Manny:

Twitter

“My aunt just met Gerard Butler at the airport in Scotland. Funniest phone call ever!”

Sunday June 6 10:10 am EST

@gossiphound:
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Frammie got them whipped into a frenzy when she declared he had left Scotland via the airport the day before (Friday). Then everyone was “he is coming here to surprise us” “I hope he comes” “if he comes I will die”
.
We did laugh at Frammie still being in Scotland… stalking takes a priority over the phannievention. hahaha
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Seriously gossip… If spanky and I could have found you for the chat and viewing last night it would have been perfect.

@hellotheregb: Ah, those were the days hellotheregb! (seeing Gerry lugging his lug-ass self and backpack from through the Nice Airport in 2007). Something took place in France at that time. He showed up in his his first hat in public. Love the vintage leather coat we hardly ever see anymore. Those cargo pants were written into my old story (blushing) same like the belt and boots. Where is that guy? I (for one) want him back. I do.
~K

long time lurker @ 06/06/2010 at 11:36 am

Darnit! Even though I’m in the UK, I doubt I’ll make it to Merlin’s castle in time for tea.
Serves me right for disappearing from here and watching the very one-sided French Open tennis final

@GFW:
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Is that the story that Gerry’s camp issued a cease and desist order on?
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Truly you are the only phan I know that has had that pleasure of actually having G’s camp giving them the thumbs down. Well done. GFW…

@long time lurker:
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I just watched it too LTL… I’m a Nadal fan so I’m thrilled. Was actually touched by the emotion Nadal showed at winning. He has been great for tennis in general IMO.

@Manny:
We did laugh at Frammie still being in Scotland… stalking takes a priority over the phannievention. hahaha
* * *
But Frammie couldn’t do her usual stalking-training this time because I had casted a spell on Gerry when I went to Glasgow 2 days ago for my lecture at the magicians gathering, so even if Gerard was standing beside her she couldn’t see him at all. Hope she went crazy touring the Highlands this week, lol!!
* * *
The phannieconvention vid was priceless, Manny my sides are still hurting reading you and Spanks talking about it. OMFG!!!
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@gossiphound:
As usual, you’re the one who provides fresh news!! I saw Swannie posted somewhere about him leaving today too, so I guessed he was still in Scotland.
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@Kelly, we’ll let you know about the JJ convention… It would be really crazy to have one!!
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The funniest thing would be to choose Scotland as the place of our gathering. After 4 days of tea, whisky, beers and kilts, we would probably forget who Gerard Butler is.

@long time lurker:
Don’t worry, we’ll try to organize many tea meetings every Sunday, whether just to drink tea or to have a laugh at Gerrydom it doesn’t matter, the important thing is to have fun!!
*whistles*

long time lurker @ 06/06/2010 at 11:52 am

@Manny
I’m a Nadal fan too but I would have preferred a closer contest. Nothing Soderling could do though – Rafa was in unbeatable form.
Really looking forward to Wimbledon

No such order ever was given. Nope. A rumor.
]
With that said I did have someone tell me early on that he knows about everything that takes place on the internet about him. That what I was writing was “rubbish” and I “don’t exist” to him. To which I said “fine” now bugger off. They did. I continued writing.
\
The story went on for two more years totaling 3 until I’d stalled (for weeks) it in his un-decorated flat in one of the bedrooms with it erotically charged that it was hotter than blazes.
\
There is a new story now with the blog well hidden. Linked to the old it’s still very hot and romantic but more complicated. All is well. I’m on no watch list. I’m not of the sisterhood and post where and when I like, as I see fit, saying whatever I want. Watched and read? You bet but not for the reasons most like to think. :o)
~K

@gossiphound:

So, Leonida is definitely on the move…

Shall we start a pool of for his next appearance:?

Date:
Place:
Activity:

Example:
Monday, Jun 7
Starbucks in NYC
Holding coffee and giving finger to paps

Or
Wed, Jun 9
French Open
Posing with an Eastern European jet-setter

@GFW:
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Hey GFW… did the IMDbers run you off their site? Is that why we have the honor of your lunacy here?
.
Do you write your erotica because you’re having sex all by yourself still? Pullllleeeeeeze.
.
For G’s camp to declare it rubbish says volumes… Like I said, you are the only phannie in the phan-friendly kingdom of Gerard Butler to be told to bugger off. Not even the herd last night has earned that kind of disdain from Camp Butler.
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Again… well done.

JewelryMaker @ 06/06/2010 at 12:00 pm

Wow, I’ve been away for a while and I’m finding it hard to keep up with all the postings. Where o where is Gerry???

@long time lurker:
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I agree. Wimbledon is going to fantastic to watch. :)
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@ Nuts…
Nuts @ 06/06/2010 at 11:57 am

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@gossiphound:

So, Leonida is definitely on the move…

Shall we start a pool of for his next appearance:?

Date: June 7
Place: South Africa
Activity: trolling for strange
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Or should I say, Miss Scarlett in the bedroom with his candlestick…

Trying to figure it out @ 06/06/2010 at 12:05 pm

@Mr.Giggles
That chandelier should hang over his bed.

Where do you find them hun?

Waves to all the regulars.

How do I put this?... @ 06/06/2010 at 12:08 pm

Date: An ungodly hour
Place: Boom Boom’s Message Parlor…specializing in “erotic release”
Activity: Seriously…?

I’m sure Cola Beer (or whatever-the-hell) CAN’T WAIT for GB to get to South Africa so she can become relevant again…

@GFW:
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GFW, what happened on IMDB, they bored you to h*ll and you came to post your blabberings about Butler here?
*
Darling, not even my spells can’t redeem you, you’re definitively lost.
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@JewelryMaker:
Welcome back, we don’t know where Gerry is now, but it doesn’t matter, we’re having fun anyway!!
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@Manny:
Like I said, you are the only phannie in the phan-friendly kingdom of Gerard Butler to be told to bugger off.
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That speak volumes, really.

My vote:
Date: anytime, asap
Place: anywhere
Activity: reading the MGP script
*waking up after looooong afternoon nap and reading the above, realizing it will never happen, moving on

@gossiphound:
GH, you know everything about those modern things like twitter and facebook… so, how many twitter accounts has Gerry (fake, of course) ?
I tried to have a look at twitter.com and it seemed like there were 40 accounts under Gerard Butler’s name!!
That’s really madness…..
I’d like to know why people open accounts with a celeb name… what’s the goal in this… to have more chicks following you?? Lol

@Merlin: there are about 470 Gerard Butler accounts on Facebook…there’s one Gerard Pigsarse Butler…I bet that’s the real one :)) IIRC someone here said on a previous thread that GB actually has an FB account or had one that was deleted.

@LauraS:

Date: Jun 7
Place: PetsMart
Activity: Buying “please love me again” bribe/toy for Lolita

Date: Jun 8
Place: Restaurant
Activity: Promising young, pretty brunette wannabe actress/waitress that he can give her career a boost…

@Nuts:

Yes, during a press interview for a movie, he said he’d tried to set up a FB account but he was shut down and accused of being an impostor. He sounded pretty amazed that it happened.

How do I put this?... @ 06/06/2010 at 1:52 pm

Date: Today
Place: The internet
Activity: Watching live feed from the convention, and wondering how he will EVER make it up to that poor schlub he fed to the phannies

@Merlin:

I’d love to met you all and it sounds like a lot of fun. I’ve never been to Scotland, I’m all in for this.

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/06/2010 at 2:00 pm

I think it’s a terrific idea to have a JJ convention. Maybe in NYC or L.A?
.
Aside from raising lots of money, we could meet the funny, warm peeps behind the JJ curtain.
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Think about it, regs. It could happen.
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At the risk of sounding like a phanne, I thought it was very thoughtful of Gerry to leave a greeting at the convention.
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NOTE TO GFW….
Erotica should not read like “Gray’s Anatomy.” It’s just not romantic, IMO. Inuendo goes a long way. And “Jerry” and “Mary Sue” would have a much better time in a hotel with modern day plumbing instead of the woods where they can get mauled by bears. Just sayin.’

@How do I put this?…:

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Apparently Gerry’s already gotten the guy a bit part in MGP.
The price tag of dignity, I guess.

gossiphound @ 06/06/2010 at 2:04 pm

@How do I put this?…: By giving him a role in Machine Gun Preacher.

How do I put this?... @ 06/06/2010 at 2:31 pm

@Nuts:
@gossiphound:

After what I briefly witnessed (it’s best to keep exposure to those type things at a minimum), that bit part better be Oscar worthy! o_O

Laurie’s lucky. She just had to be “accidentally” seen in public with him a couple of times to further her career…

And, another twitterer from Glasgow, Scotland has tweeted
thatwaswack
“my sister seen gerard butler in the airport this morning, lucky *****.”
22 minutes ago via web

(love the grammar, by the way…)

So folks, do you think he just showed up at the airport and purchased a ticket on a whim…or does he have a planned itinerary. Is the Eastern bloc tour over?

@Fritz the Messenger:
I think it’s a terrific idea to have a JJ convention. Maybe in NYC or L.A?
.
Aside from raising lots of money, we could meet the funny, warm peeps behind the JJ curtain.
.
Think about it, regs. It could happen.

* * *
Frriiiitzieeeee!!! *mwah mwah, miss you!*
Yes, it would be wonderful to meet for real!!
Well, considering that JJers on this side of the pond are less than on the US side… NY would be my choice after Scotland (by the way, we couldn’t hunt down the rabid Scottish phannies in NY though..)
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It was great that Gerry did that, I agree… but why I have the impression that those people always waste everything? Maybe if they were a lil less obsessed, what Gerry does would be always great.

Question? @ 06/06/2010 at 3:10 pm

so does everyone really believe he was in Scotland for a week?
from France to Russia to Serbia to Scotland???
How can we confirm this?

@Fritz the Messenger:

You know the stories she wrote and is always bragging about? Where? Are there links? If you can’t post it, sent them me to amazed@gmx.org

@Kelly:

uh huh, sent them to me of course, what was I typing [scratches head]

does anyone know if Framolamdu would be participating in the Phannie convention?
How come she has not seen Gerry at the airport in Scotland? LOL

Here’s to throwing a dart at the map and wondering where will Waldo Butler lands next. My guess is :

Date: June, 7
Place: Home in LA
Activity: diligently reading his script for MGP with Lolita on his lap while an assistant with a gas mask, rubber gloves and wet suit on attempts to do 2 months worth of laundry and then packing for S. Africa.

Well a gal can dream, can’t she?

Merlin, my most lordly master, by chance when you say assistant, would you be referring to me? Ah come on!! I just finished cleaning up after the last party you had at Camelot. I was forced to give pedicures to all the guests and I even had to floss that witch, Harriet’s teeth. And that new wizard you invited left a ring around the tub that would make the grand cannon look like a pot hole. Master, you know I’d do anything for you, but hairy hound’s teeth, there are limit’s that an esquire can take………..(big sigh) okay I feel better now. I’ll be back with the new shipment of earl grey and those scones you like so well. Have the list ready when I return and I’ll get things started for the preparations for the convention. (mumbling to myself while going out the door, “The things I do for my master. Some day I’ll write a tell all book. Yea, that’ll fix her!)

How do I put this?... @ 06/06/2010 at 3:32 pm

@Tonto:
Activity: diligently reading his script for MGP with Lolita on his lap while an assistant with a gas mask, rubber gloves and wet suit on attempts to do 2 months worth of laundry and then packing for S. Africa

This is =D

Date: Today
Place: Alan’s dungeon, I mean basement
Activity: Penance

@Kelly:

David, my darling, if you followed me again, come to my rescue, put me OFF the pc

@wow:

going by Fram’s twitter looks like she had friends over from US and took them round Dunfermline/South Queensferry yesterday – so no stalking for her. I saw a post on Gals from her that she fell asleep so missed most of the online con stuff including Gerry’s call.

She has been quiet of late on the Gerry front i’ll give her that. She wasn’t over in US for any of The Bounty Hunter/HTTYD stuff where the PAs were never ending or now at the Con in Vegas – has she been banished or has she seen the light since her dad died??

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/06/2010 at 3:53 pm

@How do I put this?…:

LOL! That’s it in a nutshell. I wonder if he’s sitting in on any of these auditions going on.
.
Kelly…Hun, I have no idea. I read a snippet of her stuff somewhere else and didn’t enjoy it very much. I have no beef with fan fiction writers as I am one of them. I’ve had the pleasure of reading some wonderful stories…some others…not so much. However, I can’t presume to know the real deal. Writing about one of his characters is fine, IMO….writing about the actor himself …I can’t go there.
.
Thank you Gerry for inspiring me to be a writer. I hope you’re living your dream.

@Tonto:
My dear esquire, we’re going to invite JJers next time, not bicentennial deaf magicians…
Then I was thinking to hire a housekeeper and a cook, you won’t miss our party this time, you’ll be sitting with us!!
*hugs*
*
P.S: if you want to write a tell all book begin now because it will take you a long time to write a book about a 8-century-old magician!!

@Now Then:
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Hope the second option. Maybe it was time for her to wake up and think about real life. If she really got a grip on reality, I just wish her the best.
*

Merlin, Are you kiddin? I’ve been taking notes all along.

@Tonto:
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Oops, all along the 8 centuries you spent with me?? *speechless*
*
I hope Gerard Butler won’t ever ever hire you as his assistant, who knows what you could tell about him… rofl!
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Miss Switzerland @ 06/06/2010 at 4:45 pm

http://www.20min.ch/people/schweiz/story/23028399

Trans. from Google :

The sparks are said to have sprayed during the Cannes Film Festival – but what went right between Rekha Datta (22) and heartthrob Gerard Butler (40)? “Two weeks ago we were at the private 40th Birthday party for Naomi Campbell. There have Gerard and I talked a long time and we had fun together, “revealed Rekha Datta” over “Sunday. At the party, the entire jet was represented, among them Jennifer Lopez (40) and Mick Jagger (66). I also chatted briefly with Jagger, but most of the time I spent with Butler. He is a man of great charisma, who has remained in spite of his success on the ground, “enthuses the 22-year-old, is the solo for a year. Even the “bounty hunter” is to be had: “He told me he was single”, says Datta.

In summer, the former Vice-Miss Switzerland will travel to Los Angeles for three weeks and is delighted: “There I am again Butler”, says Datta. Nevertheless, the Zurich-is cautious and says: “Gerard has a strong presence, but that’s why I am not going to throw him in the neck. He is a charmer and slit ear at the same time “, says Datta.

@Miss Switzerland:
He he.. here we go again… can’t any of these models shut up for a sec? LOL

@Miss Switzerland: was this before or after the Laurie pictures?

Miss Switzerland @ 06/06/2010 at 5:01 pm

@Merlin : I guess not! LOL It’s probably their only way to climb a notch or two in the celebrity world.

@LauraS : Since the Naomi birthday bash was the last event in Cannes, my guess would be after? Or was Laurie in between Cannes and Paris?

@LauraS:

Our next contestant for “My Fifteen Minutes of Fame” hails from the land of cheese, chocolate, clocks and secure bank accounts. Let’s give a big JJ welcome to: “Rekha Datta, former Miss Vice-Switzerland”

This was after the Laurie photos were taken…and before the art curator and her billionaire daddy. (Does anyone have “Swiss Beauty Queen” on their game care. Does anyone have a bingo yet?)

BTW, if she’s going to be in LA for 3 weeks this summer won’t she be disappointed because Gerry’s going to be in South Africa, Michigan and Pennsylvania filming MGP…

Seriously, I mean seriously…???

Miss Switzerland @ 06/06/2010 at 5:12 pm

@LauraS: The French Kiss article states it happened on May 16th. So we have our answer. Naomi Campbell had her party on the 22th.

honestly... @ 06/06/2010 at 5:12 pm

@Miss Switzerland: Now that’s more like it– another typical story about GB partying with a model (while at a party for one of his former model hookups, no less)!
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I found this part of the article especially funny: “Gerard has a strong presence, but that’s why I am not going to throw him in the neck. He is a charmer and slit ear at the same time “, says Datta.
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A charmer and a slit ear! LOL! And I wonder what it means to throw someone in the neck?

@How do I put this?…:

Omigosh! HAHAHAHAHAHA@How do I put this?…:

@Tonto:
Activity: diligently reading his script for MGP with Lolita on his lap while an assistant with a gas mask, rubber gloves and wet suit on attempts to do 2 months worth of laundry and then packing for S. Africa

This is =D

Date: Today
Place: Alan’s dungeon, I mean basement
Activity: Penance

You guys are too, too funny!

I can just imagine Gerry in sackcloth and ashes, chained to a basement wall mumbling “Bless me Alan for I have sinned.)

And, Alan standing there smacking Gerry on the nose with a rolled up newspaper while scolding “Bad, movie star! Bad, bad movie star!”

honestly... @ 06/06/2010 at 5:15 pm

So going by the current time delays, we should be seeing some party/model pics from Russia any day now, right? ;-)

Miss Switzerland @ 06/06/2010 at 5:20 pm

@honestly…: She probably meant “throw herself at him”. I have no idea what to make of the “slit ear” though. LOL

I wonder if she was the brunette sitting with him at the Hotel du Cap the next day.

gossiphound @ 06/06/2010 at 5:21 pm

The “French kiss” shots had to be taken between Monaco Grand Prix and before the Naomi Campbell party, Gerry dyed his hair for the Friday Style Star party, the night after the APJ party, night before the Campbell party. Or the article was lying and this took place in Serbia or before Serbia.

In the one party video clip Gerry is having good conversation with a Nigerian model Tolula Adeyemi just named the IT girl in UK fashion word and they left together to get away from the camera, perhaps just to another side of the room. The other hilarious dancing clip he seemed to be dancing with more than one woman, who all seemed to be blonde, or doing the single man jumps into group of women dancing with a view on one of the ladies routine. Methinks Ms. Datta is being hopeful or PR seeking or both. What is Vice Miss Switzerland, runner up?

@Miss Switzerland:

I wonder if she was one of the cluster of women around him when they were all dancing–and he was lip syncing to “I’m Everyone Woman”

(I still can’t think of that with laughing hysterically.)

@Nuts:

Oops “I’m Every Woman” (I was laughing too hard the first time…)

So…no Russian model shots left…by the end of the month we should see him with a Scottish Gal (reconnecting with Carolyn McLaughlin, Julie Morrison or Tracy Turner???)

Does anyone remember the scene in “Devil Wears Prada” where MIranda’s assistants have to memorize a bunch of info on guests so they can prompt her when she meets them at a big party… Do you think Gerry’s assistants have to do that with all of his former dates, FWBs, current flings etc. ????

@Nuts:
I can just imagine Gerry in sackcloth and ashes, chained to a basement wall mumbling “Bless me Alan for I have sinned.)

And, Alan standing there smacking Gerry on the nose with a rolled up newspaper while scolding “Bad, movie star! Bad, bad movie star!”
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ROFLMAOOOO!! You’re cracking me up nuts…. *poor old Merlin*

How do I put this?... @ 06/06/2010 at 5:33 pm

@Nuts:
“And, Alan standing there smacking Gerry on the nose with a rolled up newspaper…”

He’s gonna need a Sunday paper, God bless that beautiful beak of his.
(Yup. That was me…said it again.)

Stinkylouise @ 06/06/2010 at 5:37 pm

Miss Vice-Switzerland?!? LOLOLO!
If his acting career goes down the toilet,maybe he could get a job at the UN. Goodwill Ambassador for Sex.

gossiphound @ 06/06/2010 at 5:40 pm

Wonder would he be crazy enough to try and make the MTV Movie Awards even though he is nominated for nothing. After all, didn’t he introduce Muse at the MTV Music Awards last fall and he has nothing to do with music, though he had some movies to promote.

Fritz the Messenger @ 06/06/2010 at 5:40 pm

@Stinkylouise:

LOOOL! I was thinking the same thing. Was she runner up for the crown?

@gossiphound:
GH, maybe he will land in LA in time for the parties after the show….

@Nuts:
Does anyone remember the scene in “Devil Wears Prada” where MIranda’s assistants have to memorize a bunch of info on guests so they can prompt her when she meets them at a big party… Do you think Gerry’s assistants have to do that with all of his former dates, FWBs, current flings etc. ????
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If they have to, then we know why he changes personal assistants at the same pace as he changes clothes.

gossiphound @ 06/06/2010 at 5:50 pm

There is a very bizarre movie called Delirious. Steve Buscemi plays a desparate paparazzi and Gina Gershon plays a publicist – first of all that woman is one hot chica still and gotta wonder did someone ever get a piece of that or tried. The funniest scene is where she and another publicist were engineering this “moment” on the red carpet but they were arguing on their cell phones in their limos with their clients for about 10 minutes about who went got out of their limo first and the limo drivers were jockeying for the better position..”My client sold 10 million albums of her last album”. “Well my client just signed to do a $90 million movie with Ridley Scott” and they finally compromised. And the young male actor goes what difference does it make and Gina says honey everything little thing makes a difference.

More pics (from WO, thank goodness I’m not at work right now!):

http://weiner1proboardscom.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=pictures&action=display&thread=1656&page=3


I forget it it was this thread or some other thread, but someone mentioned that he dates models because his pr people told him to. If that’s true, then why doesn’t he stand up for himself and then his pr firm to go take a flying leap? Just a thought.

Stinkylouise @ 06/06/2010 at 6:00 pm

@Fritz the Messenger: Well…………if for any reason the winner is unavailable……………….LOL!

The next G sighting:
Date: June 8
Place: L.A. Outside a medical building.
Activity: Being tested for…………..every STD in the known universe.And getting his face “refreshed” before filming starts.

@Belle:
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Because he enjoys dating models maybe… Thanks for the link to the picture, he was a handsome young guy even back then. Nature was really benevolent with him!
*goodnight guys, have fun!*

I'll Bite @ 06/06/2010 at 6:02 pm

@Kelly:
What’s terrifying is that Reno was flirting with two of the most spooky women in fandom (at about the 1:10 mark):
http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/7474121
The strawberry blonde (bermos) has a couple of standing restraining orders against her (from other fans) and will wield her cane like a sword if you step into her Gerry space. The little old lady with the white top (lugerry) stalked the LAC set and will take you out with those foot-long fingernails.

Nuts, I love your imagery…….. Bad actor, bad, bad actor!” He may not be able to do that in reality, but I bet they at least had a few choice words. Butler strikes me as someone who would tell Alan, Fuke you! He’s a card carrying control freak and I don’t think he would take being reprimanded by anyone. Alan probably has to be very diplomatic about telling him he’s behaving like frat boy.

WTF?? what on hell’s earth is that ustream thing?? What would possess anyone to hold a convention on Butler’s name??!

I can’t believe on why I clicked on that ustream butler Convention thing, all I have to say is that I pity that guy from LAC that had to be there.

He must have been thinking WTF? thoughout this whole thing… and hoping the torture is going to end soon so he can go party and gamble in Vegas…
Why would Gerry Butler do such a thing to this guy? he must be traumatized for life..
And what’s up with the decor? and Scottish music and those GODAWFUL gowns they were wearing?

Alexia @