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The Situation Has Cake Sculpted In Shape Of His Abs

The Situation Has Cake Sculpted In Shape Of His Abs

The Situation, aka Mike Sorrentino, is presented with a cake sculpted in the shape of abs while celebrating his 28th birthday at Tenjune on Tuesday (June 29) in New York City.

The Jersey Shore cast member was joined by family, childhood friends and about two hundred women all trying to get a piece of him.

Although Snooki, Ronnie and JWoww were nowhere in sight, The Situation spent the night fist pumping with friends and castmate Vinny Guadagnino.

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10+ pictures inside of The Situation showing off his chiseled abs…

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Credit: Owen Beiny; Photos: WENN
Posted to: Jersey Shore, Kelly Cutrone, Mike Sorrentino, Shirtless, The Situation

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  • ugh.

    : X

  • Carlota

    ahahah! amazing… that’s the real situation! :P

  • Belle

    Seriously keep your clothes on for once! Yeah we get it that you have abs but we don’t wanna see it every time you are being photographs!

  • Leila

    So gross and unnecessary.

  • jokes

    They’re all disgusting.

  • Tan

    lol, sooo lame, cheap, tacky etc.

  • Jonte

    So he was basically eating a cake of his own body……………OK THEN!

  • Donovan

    I bet it taste like Cheese and Self Tanner.

  • keftedakia

    oh well, how much more of this can we take??
    enough is enough

  • I can’t.

    why do they exist?

  • Sophie

    He should have just gotten a cake with MORON stamped across it. That pretty much sums him up.

  • Iffy Miffy

    Considering that if they used his brain as a template they’d get a tiny, tiny cake that would fit into a tea spoon he had no choice I guess…

  • Deedz

    Ugh, I hate this trick and his butterface.

  • Ali

    these people are utterly infantile. why anyone gives them attention is beyond me.

  • Butter_Fly

    I never thought I would find someone with a physically fit body disgusting. Thanks.

  • Slig

    Befor i buy cake drwing d*ck

  • nutella

    i hate you jared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Rocky

    OMG!! Who’s got a ‘throw up’ pale? His abs are gross. Not sculptured at all.

  • Brightside

    Oh Please! Enough already! This is guy who’s idea of a fun evening is googling himself, for God’s sake!

  • http://h Kaz

    How’s care?!

  • well

    I bet Jenny would like to dive right into that, uh huh.

  • how

    Ugly LOL. Whoever finds these greasy famew0res hot needs their head examining.

  • not selfobsessed at allllll


  • errrrr


  • chin can’t act

    i am so sick of him keep showing his 6 packs. he thinks he’s hot and the only guy who has a 6 packs . he is just plain ugly. what a loser.

  • offtheproperty

    The most gross human ever.

  • whaaaaa?

    Does anyone else think this guy is a butterface? His body is ok but his face is butt ugly.

  • OverIt

    First of all… ENOUGH with the shirt thing. His abs aren’t even good. And secondly… when is he going come out? I smell MoMo a mile away!!!!

  • Afrika


  • nina

    Plz enough with this guy

  • Mike

    Lets get straight… Its really hard to call this show: Junky Shore? ..

  • Monica

    What a complete idiot ,the only bigger idiots are his fans…Really???????

  • gayboygangster

    I would love for him to bend me over and shove his situation in my tight hot @ss. hell yeah.