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The Situation Has Cake Sculpted In Shape Of His Abs

The Situation Has Cake Sculpted In Shape Of His Abs

The Situation, aka Mike Sorrentino, is presented with a cake sculpted in the shape of abs while celebrating his 28th birthday at Tenjune on Tuesday (June 29) in New York City.

The Jersey Shore cast member was joined by family, childhood friends and about two hundred women all trying to get a piece of him.

Although Snooki, Ronnie and JWoww were nowhere in sight, The Situation spent the night fist pumping with friends and castmate Vinny Guadagnino.

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10+ pictures inside of The Situation showing off his chiseled abs…

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33 Responses to “The Situation Has Cake Sculpted In Shape Of His Abs”

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  1. 1
    ugh. Says:

    : X

  2. 2
    Carlota Says:

    ahahah! amazing… that’s the real situation! :P

  3. 3
    Belle Says:

    Seriously keep your clothes on for once! Yeah we get it that you have abs but we don’t wanna see it every time you are being photographs!

  4. 4
    Leila Says:

    So gross and unnecessary.

  5. 5
    jokes Says:

    They’re all disgusting.

  6. 6
    Tan Says:

    lol, sooo lame, cheap, tacky etc.

  7. 7
    Jonte Says:

    So he was basically eating a cake of his own body……………OK THEN!

  8. 8
    Donovan Says:

    I bet it taste like Cheese and Self Tanner.

  9. 9
    keftedakia Says:

    oh well, how much more of this can we take??
    enough is enough

  10. 10
    I can't. Says:

    why do they exist?

  11. 11
    Sophie Says:

    He should have just gotten a cake with MORON stamped across it. That pretty much sums him up.

  12. 12
    Iffy Miffy Says:

    Considering that if they used his brain as a template they’d get a tiny, tiny cake that would fit into a tea spoon he had no choice I guess…

  13. 13
    Deedz Says:

    Ugh, I hate this trick and his butterface.

  14. 14
    Ali Says:

    these people are utterly infantile. why anyone gives them attention is beyond me.

  15. 15
    Butter_Fly Says:

    I never thought I would find someone with a physically fit body disgusting. Thanks.

  16. 16
    Slig Says:

    Befor i buy cake drwing d*ck

  17. 17
    nutella Says:

    i hate you jared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  18. 18
    Rocky Says:

    OMG!! Who’s got a ‘throw up’ pale? His abs are gross. Not sculptured at all.

  19. 19
    Brightside Says:

    Oh Please! Enough already! This is guy who’s idea of a fun evening is googling himself, for God’s sake!

  20. 20
    Kaz Says:

    How’s care?!

  21. 21
    well Says:

    I bet Jenny would like to dive right into that, uh huh.

  22. 22
    how Says:

    Ugly LOL. Whoever finds these greasy famew0res hot needs their head examining.

  23. 23
    not selfobsessed at allllll Says:


  24. 24
    errrrr Says:


  25. 25
    chin can't act Says:

    i am so sick of him keep showing his 6 packs. he thinks he’s hot and the only guy who has a 6 packs . he is just plain ugly. what a loser.

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