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Kate Bosworth & Zoe Saldana: 2-Year-Old Idiots!

Kate Bosworth & Zoe Saldana: 2-Year-Old Idiots!

Kate Bosworth and Zoe Saldana strut their stuff in this hilarious new video from FunnyOrDie.

The video’s tag line reads, “Two lovely young ladies walk into a bar to order a few drinks when they reveal just how mature they really are.”

Also featured: HeroesGreg Grunberg, 24′s Janeane Garlofalo, Sex and the City‘s Jason Lewis, and Melrose Place‘s Victor Webster.

Check it out below. It’s a MUST-SEE!!!

FYI: Yesterday, Kate attended the Burberry Beauty launch.

Kate Bosworth & Zoe Saldana: 2-Year-Old Idiots!
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  • Iris

    LOVE greg grunberg!

  • Lovely


  • Dieter

    I wanna lick Kate bun’s !!!

  • lagom

    i LOVE Janeane haha! And Zoe was reeeeally good – with the facial expressions and body postures and everything! And whatever i normally think of Kate Bosworth, she was actually funny in this (particularly the part about her Buzz Lightyear underpants) and she looked really good too – like she used to approx. 8 years ago. And where did those boobs come from? LOL

  • Just Jared

    @Dieter: I miss you, Dieter!

  • Katie

    OMG I laughed sooooo hard! :DDDDDD Especially Kate was great :D

  • CanadaGirl

    Guess which actor didn’t have to “dumb down.”

  • haha

    Too funny!

  • Jason

    That was stupid.

  • Pook

    Not funny.

  • Pook

    Do they die?

  • Clue

    Who does Z list Kate know or blow to get her in a scene with A list Zoe Saldana?

  • MissAnthropica

    Two posts for Kate in one day lmao
    I will say atleast this one was entertaining.
    Zoe was great she really had to dumb herself down for this her facial expressions and body language seems like she was channeling a few girls I could name ( although considering who was sitting next to her that must of been easy lol) while Kate well its nice to see her be herself for once .She did better than she usually does acting but I think thats because this part was more in her “range” you could say. For once she was playing a part that wasnt over her head as much :) Im still laughing my arse off.
    I see why they got Kate though everyone thinks she is a kind of dumb so jj got the post right this time 2 year old idiot.
    Janeane looked amazing I swear yum yum she smoked even Zoe Saldana for me. Of course she was funny as always.
    The last part with Jason Lewis was great another idiot 2 yr old boy version. lol awesome.

  • Joyce

    Why do people hate Kate so much? Judging by her IMDb filmography, she does work regularly. I don’t think she’s the best actress in the world, but she she seems pretty harmless. What did she do to you?!

  • one silly rabbit

    God, I’m so happy to see she’s making movies again!!! I have to wait a lot of time between her movies, but she’s worth it.

    I’m confused, I thought this was the comic video:
    2:41 is my favorite!


  • MissAnthropica

    Only thing I didnt like is Kate got the biggest part in this when Zoe should of been used much more they made her the sidekick and Zoe is sooooooooooooo much better than Kate if they had switched lines it would of been even funnier to be honest.

  • Hilarious

    Kate Bosworth is amazing in this video!!!

  • MissAnthropica

    @Joyce: This is not a fanboard this is an open board if you want only positive remarks go to a Kate fan site if you can find an active one lol

  • incognito

    Do people find this funny or is Kate Bosworth’s publicist working overdone?

  • Hilarious


    Kate pulls off this much better than Zoe!!!

  • Sway

    @Joyce: You’re joking, right? She hasn’t worked for more than a day or so on a set since last summer. All she does is attend the opening of events.

  • Joyce

    @MissAnthropica: Clearly you didn’t read my post. I asked ‘WHY do you hate her?’ I didn’t insult people for not liking her. Besides, I’m not even a frickin’ fan!

  • freebird

    Definitely Not Funny.
    Who dies?

  • Lilah

    @MissAnthropica: Oh, for christ’s sake, she and Zoe delivered their lines in pretty much the same way. I don’t care for Kate, but you people like a broken record. You would insult her for breathing if you could. Oh shock! [insert death comeback]

  • mickey

    Bosworth is fug. Only time she looks good is when they cgi her.

  • curious

    I thought it was lame and sexist.
    Is it true a woman wrote this?

  • Alaia

    @one silly rabbit: lmao, what is this crap? Do you think you’re David Chappelle or something?

  • Shoshanna

    @MissAnthropica: Oh dear…and people are ragging on Kate, calling her dumb. Only a ‘dumb’ person wouldn’t realise that ‘should of’ is grammatically incorrect.

  • Weeds

    @Lilah: They didn’t deliver any lines. They subbed in baby voices for them so of course they sounded the same.

    That was so stupid. Usually funny or die is actually funny.

  • Hilarious


    Before you post you should check for facts…from Kate’s IMDB page
    # Straw Dogs (2011) (post-production) …. Amy Sumner
    # Little Birds (2011) (post-production)
    # Untitled Comedy (2010) (post-production) …. Arlene

  • Vanessa

    Bosworth-less keeps getting dumber and dumber.

    I may lose brain cells looking at these two.

  • Joyce

    @Sway: Erm, have you not looked on IMDb? She finished a film in May called Little Birds. She then shot a short with Richard Gere for a comedy that has an ensemble cast including Kate Winslet, Hugh Jackman, Emma Stone, Naomi Watts etc… Do you want her to work on a film every single day? I hate to break it to you, but actors don’t do that. Two films seems not too shabby. Compare her to Rachel Bilson or Camilla Belle.

    All I’m saying is that she seems harmless before you start calling me her agent or whatever. She certainly held her own against Sigourney Weaver in The Girl in the Park.

  • AlannahMaysbury

    @curious: Oh dear. Someone didn’t get it…

  • Sway

    @Hilarious: No, you need to check your facts.

    Straw Dogs was filmed last summer. She spent one day filming the Untitled Comedy (it’s a collection of shorts) and a few days filming Little Birds.

    Like I said, she hasn’t worked more than a day or two since last summer. That’s why we see her at the opening of an envelope now.

  • Jenna

    @Sway: Two days? Isn’t she one of the leads in that film?

  • Hilarious


    and fat jealous fangirls should grow a brain cell or two

  • lilac

    @Joyce: I don’t know why people keep referencing IMDB. All it does is list the films the actor has made in the past year. It doesn’t give details about how big their role is or how much time they spent shooting the movie. Sure, Kate Boworth has three films listed but two are barely more than walk-on roles. The untitled short filmed for one day according to a news report and her part in Little Birds is very small and only required a few days shooting. Working maybe a week in a year is not a good career.

    If it were, everyone could claim to have one by listing all the small parts they filmed. Even Camilla Belle works more than Kate Bosworth and at least Rachel Bilson managed to land a gig with InStyle.

  • Hilarious


    Yeah, Kate definately spent more than a day on that set… she’s the female lead in her short

  • MissAnthropica

    Awww the only thing that is Hilarious about Hilarious is that they are most likely Joyce and a few other names on here. The way they comment gives it away. Awww and turning to insults tsk tsk

  • kali

    @Hilarious: Now you guys are just making stuff up. There was an article with pics and they only filmed for a day in NYC. There were also other actors and actresses in that short so I doubt she’s the lead.

  • MissAnthropica

    For the record Kate could not have done a good job as some have claimed on her lines because she had none. Those were dubbed over later in ADR. The same for Zoe of course ,what was being stated is that Zoe’s facial expressions and body language in the absense of lines was much better and that is the mark of a “true” actress.

  • G

    This is more like A list meets Z list. Kate’s people must be working overtime to get her so much press.

  • ??

    Where did Kate get those breasts?

  • I LOVE ZOE!!!

    She was great!!! Kate not so much…I mean it wasn’t much of a stretch but still you could see she was acting. It wasn’t fluid. In fact, she was just plain horrible. I wish they had gotten a better actress to co-star with Zoe. And, JJ, why is Kate’s name first? Zoe is a better actress AND more relevant right now…she was in a movie called Avatar that was AWESOME!! Don’t forget about Star Trek too. You don’t hear anyone say Zoe should have never played a certain character like people say about Kate when she played Lois Lane. Stop pimping this hobag out and tell her to rethink her career choice.

  • S@n

    Sorry, but I think it’s funny !

  • Peanut Gallery

    I think I’m going to puke…….too much popcorn & champagne…….

  • LisaM

    I bet that is exactly how Kate Bosworth really is!!!
    A two year old Idiot!!!

  • Amanda M.

    LMAO – that was hiliarious!!! Love Kate & Zoe!

  • Frankie

    Sooooooooo funny! Kate and Zoe were perfect! I had to watch it several times it was so amusing!

  • honestly…

    It wasn’t really that funny, but Janeane is great. And yes, somebody definitely bought herself some new boobies!!