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Nun Lindsay Lohan Takes Aim

Nun Lindsay Lohan Takes Aim

Check out this brand new photo of Lindsay Lohan in Machete!

The 24-year-old actress plays April, a socialite who loves firearms. Last week, an image of Lindsay (as April) licking a gun was released!

Lindsay, who is currently staying at sober living house Pickford Lofts, heads to jail tomorrow to complete her 90-day sentence. Once she’s finished at Century Regional Detention Facility, she will report to an inpatient rehab facility for 90 days.

Bigger picture inside…

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  • kara

    I think she would be prettier with a niqab…I’m tired of seeing her everywhere…if, at least, she was a great person and oustanding actress, I would understand but right now it’s like watching a drama on television, you wonder when the character passes away.

  • chrissy

    she’ll be in dirty movies, if she doesn’t od first!

  • offtheproperty

    It’s funny in a not-so-funny kind of way that she’s seen publicly mocking God and Jesus Christ just at the moment she is about to need Him most. Even so, it doesn’t mean He will not hear her prayers if she says them.

  • Janeth

    I really hope she get’s her life together… She really is a talented actress. Get it together Lindsay!

  • vampstamp

    @kara: not unless she wanted her head cut off. she can stick to defaming the child abusing institute of pisstholicism(or whatever it’s called).

  • vampstamp

    @offtheproperty: she’s mocking the pedophile cult of catholism. money launders, child exploiters and genociders

  • jaye

    She’s no flying nun.

  • Machete – Looks Good

    Looks wicked from the trailer just keep your head down and do your time. She is a talented actress shame she has wasted her opportunities but hopefully, she will come back stronger and a better person.

    She hasn’t had the right people around her, shame really maybe this will be the final lesson that wakes her up.

  • Just thinking

    If she has the cast members of Machete visit her in prison she will be left alone!

  • offtheproperty

    As if she’s all for the good, right? She’s just plain mocking.

  • Jonne

    She needs to go away for ever!

  • sue

    I’m sorry but I hate pictures mocking religion like that, it’s just wrong.

  • Slig

    This nasy lindsay hahahahah

  • Slig

    She really like pastardo

  • Slig

    She’s need sleep and eating in jail

  • Kaz

    Really like slut

  • Melinda

    She is really hot now

  • fat burner

    hot !!!