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Aziz Ansari's Power 'Comes From His Beard'

Aziz Ansari's Power 'Comes From His Beard'

Aziz Ansari tosses a TV into a pool in this shot from GQ!

The 27-year-old actor, who’s featured in the mag’s August comedy issue, had his deepest secrets revealed by his pals. Here are a few of the Chuck Norris-esque facts divulged about Aziz:

From writing partner Jason Woliner: “Aziz’s power comes from his beard. And his power is to eat unspeakable amounts of food and still be able to shop at ‘Tiny Gap.’”

From Parks and Rec co-star Nick Offerman: “He is a very canny PR machine. Aziz is waiting until he has two more hit comedies before releasing the explicit sex tape in which he and R. Kelly make hay with Kim Fields of Tootie fame.”

From Amy Poehler: “It was between Aziz Ansari and Jackie Chan for the new Karate Kid movie. That’s how good he is at martial arts.”

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