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Snooki: Writing A Novel For 'Shore'!

Snooki: Writing A Novel For 'Shore'!

Snooki is writing a novel!

The pint-sized Jersey Shore star will publish her first novel early next year through Simon & Schuster, the company announced Wednesday (September 29).

Expect to read a tale that “revolve[s] around a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore),” a statement said.

“I’m pumped to announce to my fans a project that I’ve been working on for some time,” Snooks added. “This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It’s ‘A Shore Thing!’”

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35 Responses to “Snooki: Writing A Novel For 'Shore'!”

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  1. 1
    Buzzy Says:

    Pint-sized? Are you joking? She’s a fat cow. Pint-filled (booze, Ben & Jerry’s) maybe. Not pint-sized.

  2. 2
    Kelly Says:

    So much is wrong in this world…

  3. 3
    jen Says:

    so sad that this ugly & cheap tr@mp with no talent is allowed to publish a book, when really talented writers are being ignored. Reminds me of the whole situation with Lauren Conrad being called a novelist, LMAO. These no talent fame*who*res surely know how to exploit 15 minutes of fame. Sad society we live in when people are interested in this ignorant oompa loompa called snookie.

  4. 4
    Really Says:

    OMG are you serious? Snooki writing a book? Is this who we consider writers and novelists now? UGH, and you know this stupid crap will be number 1 on the New York Times list. Just wait and see.

  5. 5
    Frida Says:

    I think I just threw up a little…

  6. 6
    lu Says:

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL…..

  7. 7
    k Says:

    i thought she was white ?

  8. 8
    An Intelligent Mind Says:

    …Seriously??! Who the hell would actually go out and buy a book on how tow to get drunk and laid by people you don’t know? This country is coming to an end!!!

  9. 9
    karen Says:

    so disguting! this crew of conceited and abnoxious reality starts needs to go away. I can’t even believe people watch this show.

  10. 10
    jaye Says:

    I wonder who the Ghost Writer will be for this story. I don’t think Snooki has ever READ a novel or knows the definition of the word.

  11. 11
    Kim Says:

    She looks like a black chick…what the heck??? I have never seen a white person that dark, not even George Hamilton. embarrassing!

  12. 12
    Bree Says:

    How could she write when she’s illiterate?

  13. 13
    Ms Bar Jolie Gaga Says:

    So let me get this straight, English majors all over America can go to college, pay their parents’ hard earned 30,000 a year, stay up all night studying, wait tables to write and not ever get a publisher but a dimwit who can not even speak the English language can write a book? And have it published by a well established company like simon and schuster? And America we are wondering why our education system is failing. Kids are thinking, why bother? This is awful. Welcome to America. Same reason why a teen pregnant mom ends up on Dancing with the Stars. We like em dumb. Sad.

  14. 14
    summer Says:

    Seriously?!? I don’t even think she can string a sentence together. Can you all imagine an entire novel?

  15. 15
    Dr who Says:

    What a waste of trees.

  16. 16
    mark Says:

    Snooki is writing a novel? Ohhh.. wait.. I’ll be right back, I think my dog just spoke..

  17. 17
    Jp Says:

    Hey man, if LC from The Hills can do it, Why not Snookie?!?
    It will prolly be funny!
    :-)

  18. 18
    Kilo Says:

    @Kim: She’s not “White” she is Italian & Chilian .
    But, I’m guessing you knew she wasn’t , You were just trying for a shot at her,
    Ummm, haha? I guess? *yawn*

  19. 19
    Vic Says:

    SHE LOOKS LIKE CHRISTINA AGULEIRA WHEN SHE HAD DARK HAIR!
    LMAO!!
    ***Not to insult Snookie

  20. 20
    Akiko Says:

    She knows how to write….?

  21. 21
    Gibby Says:

    I’m sooo on it! I <3 Snookers!!!

  22. 22
    Angie Says:

    Awe She looks cute in that hat :)
    Love her

  23. 23
    haah Says:

    What a despicable fat p!g. America, america, america, shame on you!!!!

  24. 24
    riri Says:

    Someone mentioned that she looks like Christina Alguerra..actually they both have a Equadorian father lol.

  25. 25
    Ahole Says:

    @haah: “Shame on America” because you think she’s overweight? You make no sense you idiot! & why are you on this site to begin with? F c u k off!!!
    <3 America

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