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Snooki: Writing A Novel For 'Shore'!

Snooki: Writing A Novel For 'Shore'!

Snooki is writing a novel!

The pint-sized Jersey Shore star will publish her first novel early next year through Simon & Schuster, the company announced Wednesday (September 29).

Expect to read a tale that “revolve[s] around a girl looking for love on the boardwalk (one full of big hair, dark tans, and fights galore),” a statement said.

“I’m pumped to announce to my fans a project that I’ve been working on for some time,” Snooks added. “This book will have you falling in love at the shore. It’s ‘A Shore Thing!’”

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  • Buzzy

    Pint-sized? Are you joking? She’s a fat cow. Pint-filled (booze, Ben & Jerry’s) maybe. Not pint-sized.

  • Kelly

    So much is wrong in this world…

  • jen

    so sad that this ugly & cheap tr@mp with no talent is allowed to publish a book, when really talented writers are being ignored. Reminds me of the whole situation with Lauren Conrad being called a novelist, LMAO. These no talent fame*who*res surely know how to exploit 15 minutes of fame. Sad society we live in when people are interested in this ignorant oompa loompa called snookie.

  • Really

    OMG are you serious? Snooki writing a book? Is this who we consider writers and novelists now? UGH, and you know this stupid crap will be number 1 on the New York Times list. Just wait and see.

  • Frida

    I think I just threw up a little…

  • lu

    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL…..

  • k

    i thought she was white ?

  • An Intelligent Mind

    …Seriously??! Who the hell would actually go out and buy a book on how tow to get drunk and laid by people you don’t know? This country is coming to an end!!!

  • karen

    so disguting! this crew of conceited and abnoxious reality starts needs to go away. I can’t even believe people watch this show.

  • jaye

    I wonder who the Ghost Writer will be for this story. I don’t think Snooki has ever READ a novel or knows the definition of the word.

  • Kim

    She looks like a black chick…what the heck??? I have never seen a white person that dark, not even George Hamilton. embarrassing!

  • Bree

    How could she write when she’s illiterate?

  • http://jorevcosmetics.com Ms Bar Jolie Gaga

    So let me get this straight, English majors all over America can go to college, pay their parents’ hard earned 30,000 a year, stay up all night studying, wait tables to write and not ever get a publisher but a dimwit who can not even speak the English language can write a book? And have it published by a well established company like simon and schuster? And America we are wondering why our education system is failing. Kids are thinking, why bother? This is awful. Welcome to America. Same reason why a teen pregnant mom ends up on Dancing with the Stars. We like em dumb. Sad.

  • summer

    Seriously?!? I don’t even think she can string a sentence together. Can you all imagine an entire novel?

  • Dr who

    What a waste of trees.

  • mark

    Snooki is writing a novel? Ohhh.. wait.. I’ll be right back, I think my dog just spoke..

  • Jp

    Hey man, if LC from The Hills can do it, Why not Snookie?!?
    It will prolly be funny!
    :-)

  • Kilo

    @Kim: She’s not “White” she is Italian & Chilian .
    But, I’m guessing you knew she wasn’t , You were just trying for a shot at her,
    Ummm, haha? I guess? *yawn*

  • Vic

    SHE LOOKS LIKE CHRISTINA AGULEIRA WHEN SHE HAD DARK HAIR!
    LMAO!!
    ***Not to insult Snookie

  • Akiko

    She knows how to write….?

  • Gibby

    I’m sooo on it! I <3 Snookers!!!

  • Angie

    Awe She looks cute in that hat :)
    Love her

  • haah

    What a despicable fat p!g. America, america, america, shame on you!!!!

  • riri

    Someone mentioned that she looks like Christina Alguerra..actually they both have a Equadorian father lol.

  • Ahole

    @haah: “Shame on America” because you think she’s overweight? You make no sense you idiot! & why are you on this site to begin with? F c u k off!!!
    <3 America

  • laverdadduele

    Whoever buys the book is ever worse than her. So many good people die every day, yet this worthless POS is still alive.

  • LOVE

    So sick of her !!! Make up city …fake

  • LOVE

    So sick of her !!! Make up city …fake

  • Wheezer

    I wonder which of their ghostwriters it is that Simon & Schuster is punishing with this deal? We all know this orange bleeth isn’t writing any of this. She’ll be popping her gum all the way through regaling some poor junior editor with all the lame-brained “fun” stuff she did.

    One step closer to the final flush…..

  • bette

    You must be kidding me? Really? Reallllly?

  • Jokergurl

    Anyone can get a book deal these days and I will leave it to the rest of you posters to interpret that as you will. WINK WINK.

  • http://weightlossbasta.blogspot.com Weightkoss basta

    This girl is a real Beauty!!!

  • Ellie

    she is adorable and so funny

  • http://www.daemontoolsdownload.org/ Daemon Tools Download

    So much is wrong in this world…

  • TK

    Add her name to the rest of the greatest novelists ever live: Nicole Richie, Naomi Campbell, Lauren Conrad, Paris Hilton, Pamela Anderson, Joan Collins, Macaulay Culkin, Paulina Porizkova, Chuck Norris, and Stephen Baldwin….and many, many more. We are so smart!

    For those who spent on these great literary giants….are DUMB SHIT!

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