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George Clooney and girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis spend time with her parents on Friday (December 17) at a restaurant on the Sea of Cortez in Mexico.
Elisabetta, 32, snapped photos of the ocean view after leaving the restaurant.
Earlier in the week, George met up with pal Cameron Diaz in Los Cabos! Cameron has been on vacation with boyfriend Alex Rodriguez and his daughters for the past few days.
They sure live a charmed life, those celebrities!
Yawn. Kind of boring these two at this point really.
No one is buying what they are selling …..if you catch my drift.
George will eventually trade her in for a new model she is just taking pictures of her life while she was connected to a “some one” but wasnt actually a “someone “herself.
You know what they say…. take a picture it will last longer. lol
wow…things are heating up? Clooney ain’t gettin’ any younger! Could it be that he’s going to pop the big one? Who would be the hotter clooney? Elisabetta or George? http://j.mp/ishotr56
Oh please, there is nothing exciting about your George Clooney. He’s a just little old man with fake teeth, lots of gray hair and probably a tiny dick. I saw him last summer at Urth Caffee in LA. He looked at me and gave me all of his phony teeth, eek. I turned the other way and ran out of there! Sorry Georgie but I only date gorgeous men.
No, it wasn’t at Urth Caffee, it was at a coffee place in Beverly Hills, I don’t recall the name of it. He’s a little old man with lots of gray hair and fake teeth, eek. I wouldn’t date him. Nothing exciting about him, I swear, other than of course money and fame for what I freaking care.
George est malade …
Right, meet the parents and then dump her like the POS she is.
This completely fake publicity show jumped the shark at least a year ago. Please put it out of its misery already.
All this shows is that the cokewh*re’s parents can be bought. They got a free trip to Mexico for doing another photo op and keeping quiet about the publicity contract.
at this point, for me, George is a totally moron!
Hose-face is ugly, untalented, very aged for her age and well kown only like a Z list celeb/escort cokewoh.re in Italy!
I think George snorts cocaine too to love these kind of woh.re!
Elisabetta’s mother is way cuter than her!! George dump this horse-face for her mother, a woman of your age!!!
Old man want to be happy
@Medium Heat: Yay! tiny d*ick it is nothing comparing to that he came without his pants on to Urth Caffee, no sorry other coffee place in Beverly Hills…
So what if George has very modest abilities, still he always succeeds by dint of his wits.
Cameron Diaz is such a bad looking girl who already has deep wrinkles on her face a neck. She is only 38 yet she already looks like a Sharpei. I don’t quite understand how A-Rod, who is such a handsome man, can sleep and wake up next to that face everyday. Dear Lord forgive me for being such a narcissist! I just can’t help it.
@Medium Heat: ha! we forgive you medium heart
Canalis has more wrinkles than Cameron.
@Vanessa: All babies will be looking like Eli’s father. And since the Jews have maternal inheritance, so it does not matter at all from whom George will have children, from Eli or her mother, still they will be Jews.
Is Canalis Jewish? That would explain why she had no problem playing a stripping nun in a soft porn movie.
elisabetta has MAJOR MANFACE. wonder if she wears a strapon? or maybe she has an actual pen*s.
Look, her father is pure Jewish, and how comes Elisabetta has such a small brain??.. So it does not matter if she wears a strapon or she has an actual pen*s, still she cannot be that smart to come without pants to cafe as George does.
George Clooney, DiCaprio and even Brad Pit are sooo unattractive to me, eek. There isn’t one single white actor that can make me dream, not even a bit. Now, Denzel Washington, Jamie Fox, president Obama and Johnny deep hmmm, I wish I could have a private session with every one of those men. I can warrantee, they won’t regret :0)… Okay, I must confess I’m mostly into dark men.
@Medium Heat, you do realize that Johnny Depp is white, don’t you? LOL.
No wonder I can’t find a man in LA. Most successful black men are gay, s–t.
Leave me alone Anonymous. I said mostly. Read my lines again.
Leave me alone Anonymous. I said “Mostly”. Read my lines again.
George Clooney attracts me only for one reason, he has a lot of hair all over his body, as Brad Pitt.. but there is also one negative thing, they stink like animals!
George Clooney attracts me only for a one reason, he has a lot of hair all over his body, as Brad Pitt.. but there is also one negative thing, they stink like animals!
One moment, just lick off my sword…
Tranny horseface probably has more body hair than George and Brad combined. I truly pity whoever does her waxes.
@ew: I would not said so http://i54.tinypic.com/141nkme.jpg
And a happy Festivus to us all!
@Merry Elf: We will see who’ll die faster if i won’t brush my teeth…happy Festivus!
And a happy festivus to you, Merry Grinch!
This off off off off off off off off off Broadway show has about finished its run, I think. No one is buying tickets.
Christmas is coming
And Santa isn’t here
I think I will gonna starve
Whole this year
Whoa….has anybody thought about the mess o’ STDs that were concentrated in that one area, when George, Liz, Cameron, and A-Rod greeted each other? It’s a wonder a toxic explosion of epic proportions didn’t level the place! Maybe they cut it short just in time. Ho’s gotta watch out for that stuff, you can’t be blowin up with a crowd around you.
@Anonymous: r u blind?
elisabetta is so fuc…hot woooow
@Jane, yes she is so fug.
Everyone knows George has dumped her. Would love to know what she has got on him! Her folks are probably expecting an engagement cause I bet horseface hasnt told them George bought her ass and the contract is over. I notice she is wearing her pretend ring again I guess she wants people to believe he gave it too her instead of the pathetic attempt to get some more attention. The idiots in the press actually keep failing for it. If they pay attention she plays games with it all the time. The parents must be cramping his style unless Clooney is over the sex part already which doesn’t say alot of horseface if he is. Hopefully the split story will be next and we can see tears anything other then that smug look on her ugly face.
@Saph, there never was any sex. You got the contract part right, but that’s all it was. There was never anything personal or intimate between them. It was all a publicity show and a very bad one. It hurt Clooney’s reputation and box office, and notice “The American” got zero Golden Globes nominations. The publicity show was a big fail.
she looks normal but her face is not pretty if he love her ok but he seems not into her at all!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elisabruta is a very bad pubblicity for a star like Clooney!
yhere’s no wrost and down in the groun than dating with a ugly old cokewoh.re for a man who sell himself like a good, intellectual, umanitary man!
GC has lost all his credibility and his magic on the screen!!! sorry…
a lot of people don’t take to consideration his movies again…
horse-face’s unlucky strikes again!!!
the only real man is jennifer anuston.
Jack gently took Ennis’ hat from his hands and put it aside, constantly looking at his eyes. It felt like an eternity for Ennis who was so shy in front of Jack and in front of himself, until Jack’s hand touched his face with such tenderness for a hard working, rough cowboy, that Ennis felt dizzy.
Jack was fully aware of Ennis’ fear to surrender to making love. His eyes never left Ennis’ face as he wanted to read everything from that dear face, to sense each vibration from him, to make him feel wanted and loved, as Jack was the one who could absolutely offer that love in both emotional and sexual ways.
When he sensed Ennis’ release in his hands, he gently approached Ennis’ face, still holding his head to lead it to his lips.
“Come on” – he whispered encouraging Ennis for the next move.
Before Ennis realized, Jack’s lips were searching for his, eagerly provoking his answer. Ennis was taken by a feeling of a thunder in his whole body. He opened his mouth to accept Jack’s kiss and for a few seconds they stood like that, with locked lips, feeling each other, breathing together. When Jack slightly moved away, a strange thought came into Ennis’ mind. Once he had kissed Alma, the day they decided to marry, but it wasn’t near this feeling of kissing Jack.
After this picture from the past, Ennis was vexed even more, dared not to move or say anything. But again, Jack sensed his fear and repeatedly whispered: “It’s alright,.. it’s alright”.
Jack gently caressed his head with both hands and carefully, as holding something delicate, placed Ennis’ head on his chest, pulling him gently to lie down with him.
Overwhelmed with Jack’s tenderness, Ennis followed his movements and the moment he laid his head on Jack’s masculine chest, his longing for Jack got loose and he knew there was no way back. Streams of his lust lead him to Jack’s naked body which he explored with his hands rapidly, impatiently as his breathing became deeper and quicker receiving the alluring sweet scent of Jack. His emotions were so unexpectedly powerful that Ennis was trembling with all his body, not suppressing himself anymore but rather letting all the passion out while Jack was holding him firmly with both hands.
Jack then pushed Ennis on his back, placing his whole body on Ennis and kissing him, to which Ennis replied with all his strength.
Slightly pulling aside, Jack started to quickly unbutton Ennis’ shirt, constantly keeping his eyes on Ennis who was brave enough at this point to look back waiting for the rest of their adventure. Still lying down on his back Ennis enjoyed Jack’s kisses all over his chest, his nipples became hard, as every kiss was burning his skin.
Kneeling beside Ennis, Jack started to unbuckle Ennis’ belt. Ennis knew where they were heading; even so, every new step was a surprise for him, making him more and more aroused. Now he already wanted Jack so badly that he suddenly reached Jack’s belt and tried to unbuckle it himself. Jack quickly looked at Ennis with a surprise. Feeling discomfort because of Jack’s surprised look and his own courage, Ennis tried to pull his hand back, but Jack quickly took his hand and put it on the place under his belt and held it there for a while.
In a convulsion of an enormous enjoyment Ennis quickly got up and removed his trousers and shoes in just a few seconds. Kneeling just opposite to him, Jack did the same. By now they were so sexually aroused that they just knelt so closely, their bodies interlaced while they were constantly kissing and touching each other.
Near the climax Jack pulled back and invited Ennis again: “Come on, come on”, – only this time his voice was trembling in a sexual ecstasy. He posed himself in front of Ennis who approached him from behind, but suddenly and unexpectedly, instead of bonding their two bodies, he just leaned on Jack from behind and in the same passionate manner moved his hands all over Jack’s body from his chest through his warm belly down to his legs. Ennis’ hands met in between Jack’s legs still restlessly moving. Feeling Ennis so hard behind him and touching him so strong, Jack’s passion quickly exploded in the movement of Ennis’ hands. Jack groaned, exhaustedly turned on his back and laid just down under Ennis’ body.
Ennis, still aroused and hard, laid on Jack and leaned his forehead against Jack’s. Jack looked at him with a questioning look in his eyes. Ennis could sense Jack’s thoughts but said nothing as in sensation of their two naked bodies, he reached the climax too and a white liquid poured between them.
They didn’t know how much time passed before their bodies separated. Jack took his handkerchief and reached Ennis’s belly to wipe it. Just as he touched him, Ennis took his hand for a second, and looked at Jack. Near memory of Jack trying to clean Ennis’ wound came to both of them and they just smiled at each other. Ennis kept on holding Jack’s hand, but only to caress it while Jack was wiping out the sperm from Ennis’ and his own
@vroom: Beautiful ending… Hmm…. but some moments do not correspond to reality, under any circumstances Ennis would not thought about Alma, if Ennis did it would make her feel sick since his mouth smells like cigarette smoke. Ennis never kissed him at all. Have you seen how he looks like? if Ennis would “kiss” him he would fell apart.
Anthropologists have discovered a new species of hobbit on the island of Sardinia. Shorter and hairier than Flores Man, the new species is being called Equus Trans.
Beautiful ending in the sense that I would not risk that way. But I will try something alike, this is an announcement.
Dr. George Clooney Leakey is credited with having discovered Equus Trans while on one of his gentleman’s expeditions. He has been taking one of the specimens on a traveling display in order that the world might be able to see this strange phenomenon. Dr. Clooney Leakey is expected to publish a scholarly paper on his discovery in “The American Journal of Physical Anthropology” in the near future. A single, unattached American blue blood who comes from a well respected family, Dr. Clooney Leakey is as well known for his philanthropic and humanitarian efforts as for his anthropological research.