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Leighton Meester: Don't Touch My S---!

Leighton Meester: Don't Touch My S---!

Leighton Meester speaks out to roommates everywhere in this new video for College Humor.

“You alone have the power to stop touching my s—,” the 24-year-old Roommate actress joked. “Because you’re the one touching my s—! In fact, research indicates that by the simple act of touching your s— and only your s—, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my s— almost immediately.”

Video is obviously NSFW for language!


Leighton Meester – Don’t Touch My S—
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  • Yas

    I will be using this statement IMMEDIATELY… sick of my housemates touch my ISHHH!

  • http://J.net Kaz simply Amaazzing !!!!!!!!

    Dont touch what..??

  • laverdadduele

    This is just plain stupid.

  • http://Ja Sligo ^ _ ^ cute

    Why afraid

  • http://Ja Sligo ^ _ ^ cute

    ???

  • http://J.net Kaz simply Amaazzing !!!!!!!!

    Dont worry.., dont worry leighton., no one holds yo

  • Moses Ashford

    She is such a beautiful and talented young woman. I don’t understand why she wastes her time filming such nonsensical videos. She’s better than this.

  • http://J.net Kaz simply Amaazzing !!!!!!!!

    And no one touch your *** and ******

  • Dani

    lol
    I <3 Ms Meester

  • XYZ

    How about the piss, can it be touched?

  • Eliza

    she’s just promoting her movie ppl lol.. calm down

  • umm

    lame

  • http://www.twitter.com/erinbmac Erin

    i like the dime part haha

  • r.

    @laverdadduele:

    it’s so serious right?

  • http://deleted lovelydee

    Haha, love her.

  • fighter

    sorry leighton but it is not funny.

  • mandy

    hahaha leighton is so funny! i will kill a bi.tch if my roommate starts touching my sh.it.

    great way to promote the movie,go leighton!

  • Andy

    LOL. leighton is awesome! cant wait to see the movie

  • http://queenkxoxo.tumblr.com/ xoKel_Belxo

    haha i love this! awe funny way to promote the roommate! and so true!! stop touching my shit! its not that hard!

  • nini

    so silly , not funny at all . really dislike this type of humor .

  • Anita

    They films team has been smart in their promo; considering they are working with a really low budget theyve done well.

  • Kristi

    That is damned funny – - – - !

  • SarahNL

    so funny!

  • Shannon

    Her acting is FLAWLESS!