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Leighton Meester: Don't Touch My S---!

Leighton Meester: Don't Touch My S---!

Leighton Meester speaks out to roommates everywhere in this new video for College Humor.

“You alone have the power to stop touching my s—,” the 24-year-old Roommate actress joked. “Because you’re the one touching my s—! In fact, research indicates that by the simple act of touching your s— and only your s—, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my s— almost immediately.”

Video is obviously NSFW for language!

Leighton Meester – Don’t Touch My S—
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24 Responses to “Leighton Meester: Don't Touch My S---!”

  1. 1
    Yas Says:

    I will be using this statement IMMEDIATELY… sick of my housemates touch my ISHHH!

  2. 2
    Kaz simply Amaazzing !!!!!!!! Says:

    Dont touch what..??

  3. 3
    laverdadduele Says:

    This is just plain stupid.

  4. 4
    Sligo ^ _ ^ cute Says:

    Why afraid

  5. 5
    Sligo ^ _ ^ cute Says:


  6. 6
    Kaz simply Amaazzing !!!!!!!! Says:

    Dont worry.., dont worry leighton., no one holds yo

  7. 7
    Moses Ashford Says:

    She is such a beautiful and talented young woman. I don’t understand why she wastes her time filming such nonsensical videos. She’s better than this.

  8. 8
    Kaz simply Amaazzing !!!!!!!! Says:

    And no one touch your *** and ******

  9. 9
    Dani Says:

    I <3 Ms Meester

  10. 10
    XYZ Says:

    How about the piss, can it be touched?

  11. 11
    Eliza Says:

    she’s just promoting her movie ppl lol.. calm down

  12. 12
    umm Says:


  13. 13
    Erin Says:

    i like the dime part haha

  14. 14
    r. Says:


    it’s so serious right?

  15. 15
    lovelydee Says:

    Haha, love her.

  16. 16
    fighter Says:

    sorry leighton but it is not funny.

  17. 17
    mandy Says:

    hahaha leighton is so funny! i will kill a bi.tch if my roommate starts touching my

    great way to promote the movie,go leighton!

  18. 18
    Andy Says:

    LOL. leighton is awesome! cant wait to see the movie

  19. 19
    xoKel_Belxo Says:

    haha i love this! awe funny way to promote the roommate! and so true!! stop touching my ****! its not that hard!

  20. 20
    nini Says:

    so silly , not funny at all . really dislike this type of humor .

  21. 21
    Anita Says:

    They films team has been smart in their promo; considering they are working with a really low budget theyve done well.

  22. 22
    Kristi Says:

    That is damned funny – - – - !

  23. 23
    SarahNL Says:

    so funny!

  24. 24
    Shannon Says:

    Her acting is FLAWLESS!

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