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Katie Holmes: Suri's Penis Gummies Explained!

Katie Holmes: Suri's Penis Gummies Explained!

Katie Holmes makes an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, which airs on Friday (April 1).

The 32-year-old actress told Ellen about her daughter Suri being photographed holding a box of “penis gummies.”

“Recently, I took her to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It’s for kids,” Katie said. “The clientele is children. We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified.”

“P-e-n-i-s gummies,” Katie spelled out. “I said, oh wow those aren’t Swedish fish.”

“They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it. She was holding the box and I was like ok, wow we don’t need that right now. Because I thought if I said put that back and then she’s going to say, what is this? And I really didn’t want to have that conversation. I was like, why are selling these here? This is for kids. And then it was on the cover of a magazine that I’m giving her those gummies.”

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62 Comments

# 1

She’s too old to be using the word “like” all the time. Grow up.

# 2

I was at that shop and saw them. Was surprised myself. Katie did the right thing. If she would of over-reacted, it would of caused more problems. Too bad the press didn’t give her a fair shake on this and say the what happened. This could of happened to anyone.

# 3

Wasn’t it like midnight ? Lol nice parenting , Katie.

# 4

Wow. Didn’t know they make those.

# 5

If this had hapen to me when my children were younger, I would of taken the gummies out from my childs hands and put them back where they were, and moved my child from them and focus her on something else, if she asked just say “you don’t need those we are here for ice cream” No scene made and no need to make a big deal about it.

Are she could of said Miss Queen those aren’t for you, you know they’re for you’re daddy! >:)

# 6

i think she gave a good explanation

# 7

I couldn’t IMAGINE raising a kid under that kind of microscope!

# 8

I can understand her position, I would have done the same. What a bunch of indecent perverts those that own that place; I hope they have lost a client after that.

# 9

She’s an idiot. I would have snatched those things out her hands the minute I knew what they were. Who cares if she asked what it is. It’s better than her seeing that pic when she gets older and is teased by other kids. Such a nutjob!

sourpatch575 @ 03/30/2011 at 10:35 pm

Suri is going to be a Kid Mom rather than my hypothesis as a Teen Mom.

Okay. I liked her explanation. I, also, think it must be tough for her to being constantly spied on by paparazzi… but I just had a look at the photos … prior to seeing them, I thought they came in a bag…. but these gummies come in a box with the words “***** gummies” written on it. Seriously…

Well, all she has to do is to be honest. She should have said that in scientology religion, they cant say no to a kid! And thats the truth. What Suri wants Suri gets!

Nothing wrong with girl children knowing what a ***** is. Americans are beginning to sound like new age puritans.

@*****-gummies-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-17777566" rel="nofollow">jo: You can’t be self concious all the time, acting in ways to avoid bullying. If you’re bullied its not your fault, but the bully’s.

I’ve been to Serendipity last summer and before I went I check out the reviews here one I came across.

(DONT’T EVER VISIT THIS PLACE?NOT KID FRIENDLY
By Alwaysjlove on 6/20/2009

“I waited 3 hours in the rain for them to tell me they don’t allow strollers. I spoke to the manager and he said NO STROLLER. I asked if he discriminates again children and he openly said YES!!!! DON’T WASTER YOUR TIME!!!! As a real NYC resident I can tell you if you want great frozen hot coco and a fun experience go to Dylan’s No line, no waiting, no rude staff.”)

I still went because I have no kids so how can Katie say “the clientele is children” when clearly it’s not and when I went there were only 2 kids in the restaurant at that time. Now Dylan’s is a place that if very kid friendly and for kids. Here is the link for the review in case you feel I’m making it up.

http://nymag.com/urr/listings/restaurant/serendipity-3/

wow now the kid gonna grow up thinking ***** is a form of delicacy.. mm i’m sure that conversation will be a fun then

Sebastian Shaw @ 03/30/2011 at 11:29 pm

Katie Holmes is incredibly gorgeous. Now she has to drop that ugly horse’s ass husband of hers, Tom Cruise It is unfortunate that she is as attractive as she is misguided with her poor taste in men. She should be with someone around her age not a guy who obviously can’t handle women around his age.

Natasha Champness @ 03/30/2011 at 11:54 pm

Isn’t it about time she had another child? You would think she wants a son as well but she doesn’t seem interested.

Good that Katie clarified the gummy candy situation. Hope she explained Suri’s pacifier, too. And the heels. And the late hours. And the baby bottles. And the make-up. And the lack of warm clothing on chilly days. . Somehow I doubt it.

Jeepers Creepers @ 03/31/2011 at 12:11 am

#19- are you daft?

Certain people should have children.

NOT Katie Holmes!

jeepers creepers! Only responsible people who have children for all the right reasons. I really hope you don’t have any children yourself….geez

Can’t think of anything worse than being spied on all the time. She goes into a shop and the paps are standing outside taking pics through the windows. I know it goes with the job, but it must be so tiresome.

The more Katie Holmes quotes that are published just reinforce how incredibly dumb she is; that’s in addition to her being completely clueless.
(“Actress”, mother, clothing designer, singer, dancer. The list is endless.)

There’s nothing wrong with a kid knowing what a p***s is, many kids that age know that. But Katie is an idiot, that store is NOT KID FRIENDLY, aside from those gummies, in the same display they sale edible underwear , c**k blockers and other things like that, so definitely Do NOT take your kid to that place.

NOOOO KATIE the problem is: U JUST CAN’T SAY NO TO UR SPOILED KID!

How very New York City. Gummy bear ***** in an ice cream shop!

What a disgusting place this must be, sound like porn ice cream! Why? just for the sake of NASTY!

She was buying them for her husband.

tommy girl made her explain , while he sat back stage eating gummy dicks

why do they spoil Suri sooooo much ! kids have to be told NO sometimes.

come on now, please grow up.
whats the deal about it. Every second person has a *****. its a NORMAL thing and its not unsavory to speak with your child about it.

Grandma of Four @ 03/31/2011 at 6:01 am

Well…I can accept the series of events! Sort of! I do feel the paps have been hounding this little girl. Bud I do have a question for Katie! (as I recall, this incident took place sometime around the midnight hour)…WHY in the world did you have your little four year old child out in the middle of the night for ice cream? THAT was more concerning than the gummie candy…although, I think the establishment they were at should take more care in their candy ordering! Just plain GROSS! :- (

Tuesday morning at 8:16, I woke up from a dream about walking around Seattle at midnight with my iPad in hand, doing a google image search for the word [s u c k]. I came up to some women on the University Bridge sitting at a suicide hot line table. The ladies on the phone were crying just as much as the people who had called into their service.

bubbaness @ 03/31/2011 at 9:25 am

The beautiful thing about parenting is that you don’t HAVE to offer an explanation when you’re laying down the law. Just goes to show who has the power in that family. Plenty of other parents would redirect without fretting over an explanation.

Jared’s excerpt is misleading. I saw a preview video of Katie on Ellen, and she made it clear that she did NOT buy the gummies. Jared left out the last part of her quote.

Here it is.

“I was like, ‘Oh my god, no.’ We put them back.”

I love Katie but I feel for this child having to live with these kinds of parents.

The place Serendipity is not just for kids, many adults go there too. There are often lines outside to get in; it is a historic NY place. Katie needs to lighten up about this, and maybe stop feeding her child so much sugar.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SAY NO!!! Its time Suri learns the meaning of the word. Its a shame Tom and Katie don’t know how to raise a well adjusted child. I’m sure it has a lot to do with all of that Scientology crap….

Katie Holmes does not have parenting skills. Too dumb to understand the simpliest things. Too self absorbed in her “Career”… what acting career….just like someone JA…keeps making movies that don’t amount to anything …or being on broadway…only way she gets these roles is because of her connection to Tom Cruise. Stay home Katie and be a good normal mother and raise Suri like a normal child.

I’ve been to Serendipity and it’s definitely not a kiddie place. She’s flat out lying about that. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with a kid grabbing hold of a pack of ‘adult’ gummies (apart from the fact she was out at midnight) but KH should not try to blame the restaurant by claiming it’s a kiddie place when it isn’t. Besides why didn’t she just say, ‘no you can’t have candy at midnight.’ No explanation about what the gummies show neccesary.

Well, I’m glad that she realizes that it was weird. The ***** gummies aren’t the biggest issue though. Ellen should’ve asked her why she insists on bringing her daugther out at midnight/ don’t dress her properly etc. etc.

I’ve read that Katie is supposed to be smart. Got high grades. Why then does she consistently sound so vapid and moronic. Her quotes sound “like” the way a teenager would talk.

The girl doesn’t know what they are, and won’t think to even wonder about the shapes. She’s young enough to only be thinking that’s it’s candy. And I agree, if a big deal was made, she might start wondering why. She’s not old enough to remember this event so it really doesn’t matter. I’d let her eat them.

the use of the word LIKE @ 03/31/2011 at 7:30 pm

Katie should read this AOL article on the word “Like” and job hunting:

For years Baby Boomers have been aggravated by young job applicants who use terms like, ‘uh,’ ‘like’ and ‘ya know’ excessively, and now there’s research that says it’s more than just an aggravation — it could well be a deal breaker.

That’s according to research conducted by the Department of Psychology, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. For the study, they set up mock job interviews with hiring professionals, and then spoke with the interviewers about their impressions.

They came to the conclusion that adult professionals were least likely to want to hire those who used the word “like” excessively and incorrectly. The interviewers also perceived the applicant to be less professional, and were less likely to recommend the interviewee for hiring.

Gratuitous, as well as incorrect use of the word “like” seems to really rub many people the wrong way, and most of those who overuse it have no idea they’re doing it. Sentences such as, “So he’s like, ‘you’re the best worker I’ve ever seen,’ and that, like, made me feel I’m like, so professional,” could drive an interviewer mad. Surprisingly enough, the interviewers preferred ‘uh’ to ‘like.’

Did a grown woman just use the term “boy parts” and spell out the correct name for the male sexual organ? What an utter and complete moron. Katie speaks like a 15 year old who’s never seen a P E N I S. Oh wait. She’s married to Tom Cruise. I pretty sure she’s never seen his. Katie’s PR says she was accepted to Columbia. I’d like to see the acceptance letter. Lets face it. PR people can say whatever they want. She speaks like an idiot. Acts like a 12 year old and sounds so affected I laughed out loud.

Seriously, if Suri’s only problem was picking up a package of adult candies, I’d say so what, but the fact is this child has cretins for parents, is being raised in a cult, is still using a pacifier and a bottle at 5 (nearly), wears high heels and makeup, refuses to wear seasonal clothing…etc. Hate to say it but the candies are nothing compared to what this kid is going to be like in a few years and it’s completely the fault of the two idiots who are raising her.

Why was Kate on a show for predatory suicidal lesbians talking about child candy issues?

Unbelievably stupid explanation…just take the candy away from her and say no. Why does she need candy AND icecream at midnight!!!

MeMyselfandI @ 04/01/2011 at 1:37 am

@*****-gummies-explained/comment-page-1/#comment-17777592" rel="nofollow">annie: Is that true? They can’t say no to Suri? So that is why the poor kid is always out in winter in a summer dress with no coat. That’s just dumb. I guess the only reason Tom’s other two kids grew up normal was because of Nicole.

No offence, due respect , and all that, but you guys are crazy.
In the video talking to Ellen, Katie explained the gum saga, she said her daughter doesn’t like wearing coats, what more do you want.
She came across so youthful, so animated, and so darn gorgeous.
I’ll say it again, sorry,….but you are all nuts!!

@memyselfandI
newsflash ….the other 2 normal kids have been living with their father and stepmother from the age of 10 and 12 respectively. Maybe even before that with their father.

craziness @ 04/01/2011 at 9:06 am

Annie, you know it’s not healthy to be SO into and obsessed with woman or person like you are, esp one you don’t even know and never met. If I were Katie reading your posts, I’d be CREEPED out to the max. You are viewing Katie Holmes through ROSE COLORED glasses. How do you explain her feeding Suri a bottle and flashing her underwear to the public on numerous occasions? I hope you put as much time and energy thinking and talking about the people you actually know! geez

Love KAtie! Funny story, must be hard to be all the time under the radar.

@craziness
What is unhealthy is the hate and negativity that goes on here. I might not know Katie, but neither do you. it ‘s ok to bag her, but not ok to stick up for her , or praise her.
as for the feeble flashing underwear and bottle line, you make it quite clear that you are not a mother, just like others around here,
who jump on the bandwagon, just to have a go at someone. People who actually have children know that all children are not alike, especially having to deal with a little girl who hates the paps flashing their cameras,and shouting at her.
As for me, you bet I will stick up for Katie, and I will also give my opinion on something that I don’t like as well, which I have done on many occasions . As far as my time is concerned , I have a lot of time for my family, friends my partime work, and my” guilty pleasure” isn’t that how Danielle put it.
I only post on JJ and keep it ……strickly Cruise/Holmes , unlike a lot who go on the Brangelina and Kidman threads, and then come here and have a sneering field day………well guess what, nobody knows them either. And don’t say why did you bring them into it, either.
Have a good weekend.

haha!… I AM a mother and respect my little ones privacy an don’t jump on ANY other threads. Not bashing this woman… just questioning the sanity. I haven’t see this crazy stuff since Britney Spears and Micheal Jackson. I AM SHOCKED just but the pics… I dont pay attention to gossip. The pics that are so alarming (as a parent) SO, how do explain these instances?B/c I know you stalk this woman’s ever effing move…. PSYCHO.. and btw..they are not fluke accidents… they are re-occurring. Stop pointing the finger. We are not talking about me, the other posters, or whoever else visits this site. I am asking YOU to explain this disgusting behavior. As a stalker you would know.

Annie, I have kids and grand kids. And while I think Holmes loves this child, it is apparent to me and others that she is ineffectual on many levels as a parent. When it is 40 degrees out and your child says no to a coat–you can say that is your choice, but no coat, no go. When your child wants to wear heels that can lead to foot problems due to a four year old’s feet still forming and spongy–you say the same thing, honey they aren’t good for you to wear for a long time because your feet are still forming–so if you insist on wearing them, you can’t go. This child obviously doesn’t like the paps yet her parents insist on parading her out. We go long periods of time without seeing Tom and even longer without seeing Katie, yet they are living their lives and are OUT and about with no pictures during these times. When they want to disappear they do. Yet when they want to be seen they are SEEN. Do you honestly think stories like Katie brings cupcakes to the set are People Magazine doing reporting and following a story? No–they are planted or sent to People by Katie’s publicist.

And yet, I much prefer your posts to Romeo’s posts. He sets himself up as judge and authority yet has never once explained, supported, or researched his statements–the few he has made. He just bashes people and makes them even more anti-TomKat. Your posts show some rationality and you obviously know your subject.

Bottom line. I don’t like Tom and I don’t respect Katie. Period. Scientology is a cult. You have mentioned you don’t live in the states. Do you know how they got tax exempt status here? They filed over 2000 lawsuits against the IRS and the IRS just decided to give up due to the time and money involved in fighting the lawsuits. This cult charges it members for everything. They don’t want poor members–only rich or those able to afford their services. They charge for booklets, books, auditing sessions, an auditing machine–$600 plus dollars for something that has been proven to cost less than $65 and doesn’t really work. You are expected to give, give, give to them. While citizens like myself struggle to come up with taxes–federal, state, and property–the cult which has to be one of the richest religions around (and gives to very little, but lining their own pockets)–gets away with murder.

You are expected to follow their rules, regs, philosophy like sheep. Those that do not are punished. This can be mentally, physically or your loved ones are hurt. AT the highest levels–meaning Miscavage and Cruise’s levels, they have blackmailed, bribed, threatened people and reaped physical punishment on those that don’t fall into line. And I do not believe that Cruise is ignorant of this. Which means Katie can hardly be ignorant either.

Paul Haggis said in the NYorker article that in about three or four years when everything has died down due to his spilling his guts in the article, some scandal will probably erupt about him–and he knows it can be traced back to the cult. Have you ever noticed there is a pattern to Kidman bashing. I totally believe the cult is behind some of what goes on. She has had a very low key if any relationship with the two kids she adopted with Cruise since they were early teens. Do you know that when a child in the cult turns 13 to 15, they are instructed (INSTRUCTED) to write the parent that left the cult a letter that states they no longer want to associate with them? This is an age where the American court system most likely will ask the kids who they want to be with as far as a parent and often will not enforce or demand visitation visits with the noncustodial parent if the child doesn’t want to see them. Coincidence? I don’t think so. Have you ever noticed if Nicole is in LA Tom seems to whisk the kids out of the city, same with NYC? People criticize her for always talking in glowing terms about Tom–why does she? I bet you dollars to donuts it is in the divorce decree that she cannot say anything bad about him and I bet in some official, unpublished contract–she has to say nice things about him. And I bet the few comments she has made–she has been punished by the cult for daring to criticize him. The hatred against her in terms of bashing is often the same thing over and over–coincidence? I don’t think so. I think it is the cult going after her. And Annie, those confidential auditing tapes that they make where you spill your deepest darkest secrets–and no one is suppose to ever know–they tape those and then they leak those tapes when someone doesn’t fall into line.

So no I don’t like Tom. And my respect for Katie went down the drain when she married this nutcase and became a vapid, empty-headed accessory on his arm. Now that she is trying to be her own woman, maybe that respect will come back, but so far I’v e not seen any indication that this woman’s brain has come out of storage.

#58
are you robobride, you sound so much like her, and even tho we have differing opinions(very differing opinons) I don’t mind discussing things with robobride, even if i don’t agree.
i never discuss scie, because i really don’t know much about it, yes i have read about those things you mentioned, but i’m open to the fact that there are people who are more fanatical about things than others,and you see it in every religion. I’m just not sure about how involved not so much tom, but katie is involved in it.
i have said time and time again about NK, if her kids were brainwashed as everyone says, she could bring so many things to public attention, and ruin scie forever.
this doesn’t make sense to me, as a mother myself , and you say you are a mother and grandmother ,wouldn’t you bring it out in the open.
NK is a very public figure, with huge amounts of money and legals at her disposal, you mean to tell me she is afraid of scie, so she prefers to lose her children in the process………….if that’s the case and she doesn’t want to rock the scie boat……..what sort of a mother does that make her.
whatever scie has on her, or maybe doesn’t have on her, if they bring it out , they will only hurt themselves in the process.
what could be so bad, unless she murdered somebody, that could cause her to be afraid of them. the whole thing sounds so silly , because it doesn’t make sense.
for arguments sake, if katie ever divorced tom, and went public and said that she doesn’t want her daughter to be involved in scie, because she feels , as a mother , it is bad for her daughters wellbeing, she’s bringing it out, and the media will have a field day with it. it won’t do scie any favours.
WHAT,can Scie do to these very public figures.
then all i can say is that nicole is afraid for her career.
the other thing is….he left her , she didn’t leave him.
sorry , but this doesn’t make sense to me, if it was the average woman, with no means , yes the scenario changes ….a lot, but here it doesn’t add up at all.
and the cupcake -publicist thing applys to all of them, not just Katie.
the thing is you have to make comparisons, like today we gave $100,000, and 6 months later —–today we gave a $1, 000000, should i be cynical and also call it a sizable tax deduction, on a regular basis.
anyway we could go on forever, you with your opinions and me, with mine.

Per my 7.20 iPad, a school bus was rammed in the fog by an 18-wheeler Friday morning around 7:20 on Hwy.61 and Rt.450 near Shaw, Mississippi. Children die this way about every time I post something about predatory homogaysexuals and kids.

bytheway 28 @ 04/02/2011 at 2:04 pm

Annie (#53). I was so surprised that your post said you think Katie comes across as animated and youthful. She appeared to me to be exactly opposite of that. I found her to be incredibly affected and obviously coached beforehand. The questions these celebrities get asked are usually prepared, approved and known before they appear live.

The point is, Katie is always being coached within an inch of her life when she publicly speaks. I just find it interesting that so many people overwhelmingly see the “disconnect” with Katie Holmes- she is not really “there” and underneath the “smile” is a cowering girl frightened of doing, saying or being the wrong thing- and yet a small few number of people can’t see through the public relations games.

I’m sure her fear is extremely uncomfortable for her, but I don’t have respect for her as she has done nothing to improve this quality. She has not had a lot of integrity in handling herself (or her child). Yes, I know people will say, “how could I possibly judge?” Well, people can and do observe what’s right in front of them. With Katie, all people need to do is LOOK. That’s why the overwhelming majority of people see Katie in a very negative light. I’m just pointing out to you that when a majority see the same thing, there’s a reason. I’m not trying to make you wrong, I’m simply expressing a viewpoint. And for Katie’s sake, if she doesn’t deal with having become an automated machine, she will never be a decent actress.

It’s embarassing for her, once again, in the reviews for the Kennedy’s. They are NOT good and singly point out Katie Holmes as the weakest link–yet again. One reviewer has called her, “poor Katie Holmes” and goes on to describe her helium-like voice and that she’s totally in over her head. Ouch.

Reviews like this will continue because Katie has become a completely controlled, robotic version of herself. She has lost the previous acting abilities she did have.

First of all I would maybe accept what people say here, somewhat differently if the word cult, robotic, disconnected wasn’t thrown in all the time. Surely you have noticed that every movie , every play, every moment every line is about her, her her. Why don’t they focus on the other wonderful actors, in anything she does., She’s not the star.
The video I saw of Katie on Ellen….the one with the gummies, was the closest to the Katie of old, maybe it was the long hair…..yes for me she was animated because she always used to play with her hair, always used her hands, and always had a graciousness about her even when she was younger.
The only person who brings out the playfulnes is Letterman, I think.
When she was on Regis, he said he knew Jackie, and that Katie sounds a lot like her when she speaks.
It’s true since she hooked up with Tom , people view her differently, I can see that…….they look at her and see Scientology.
People anaylse her to death, they really do. Out of every actor, in the movie it’s her they concentrate on.
I don’t know how Jackie was, and neither do a lot of people I would imagine, since the Kennedy era was such a long time ago, you only see video clips, and read about her, and she’s viewed as American royalty . You would have to be …..what in your late 60′s or 70s to remember Jackie.
So what is all the fuss, these people who are reviewing, do they know Jackie, Katie’s in a movie playing a role , why is that she is disected to bits …..you don’t see it with any other actress around.
The sad truth is she’s not going to go anywhere as long as she is married to Tom ….in terms of movies…… I think that a lot of people elsewhwere see a lot of things in her.
Half of the actresses in Hollwood have flops, even the academy award ones, over and over……you don’t hear nothing…….but for Katie, oh my god, it’s a continual saga.
I ‘ve been a fan of Katies for a long time……really I ‘m not sticking up for her, but this is how things are for her now, and I don’t know how she’s going to change what ‘s going on.
A lot of you really don’t know her, she was always so private, she was always lovely polite and gracious, with a touch of shyness.
And yes I have seen enough of her in recent years to think that her life , adjustments to being so public, or whatever else, at times hasn’t been easy for her.
There are a lot of Katie fans that don’t come here, because of all the nastiness that goes on, I know that, because they have said so.
With Katie I believe that when she walks out in public now, this is what people see …….the front of her says Tom, and the back of her says Scientology, and she’s judged and hanged because of that.
I’m not an obsessed fan or stalker, she’s just an actress that I’ve liked since DC, and I have a lot of time and support for her.

She sounded “animated” so youthful, etc. Yikes. She sounded like she took one too many forensics classes in high school. Didn’t sound real at all!

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