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Christina Aguilera: Download My Music, I'll Kick Your Ass!

Christina Aguilera: Download My Music, I'll Kick Your Ass!

Christina Aguilera hushes photographers while arriving back at her hotel with her sleepy son, Max, on Tuesday (May 17) in NYC.

The night before, the 30-year-old Voice coach made an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman to read the Top Ten list.

Some of her top ten tips for aspiring singers: “If your name is Larry, change it to Larry Bieber”; “Be a triple threat: I’m a singer, actress, and part-time tax accountant at H&R Block”; and “Listen to as many different styles as possible, but if you illegally download my music, I’ll kick your ass!”

Christina also poked fun at her flub during this year’s Super Bowl, saying, “Learn the lyrics to the National Anthem.” Ha!

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19 Comments

# 1

LMAO! She’s great!

# 2
notserious @ 05/17/2011 at 9:55 pm

I love her voice but don’t like her music choices. I would love to download her music, burn it, then throw it the garbage.

# 3

errr.. about that Ms X-Tina….

# 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiWYvt-sXrY Acoustic cover of Christina’s The One That Got Away by a great voice

# 5

lmao!!! Her answers were amazing! Loved it! Well done Xtina!

# 6

The industry is dropping massive sums foisting international copyright treaty and trying to inflame public opinion to view ‘copyright infringements’ as being akin to the current bugaboos of kiddie pron or terrorism.

The Register, in UK, is a good example, where they ridicule the existing kiddie pron moral panic, but they have accepted money to shill for the international copyright schema, and thus they call downloaders, “freetards”.

They also shilled for the Japanese Fukushima reactors’ safety, after the tsunami, (they first issued a cry of alarm, but then after money, changed their tune), and gave an “all clear”, and even repeatedly ridiculed those that suggested a meltdown was even possible. Yeah Reg, eat your words now?

ACTA, was a total scam, concocted in secret and new iterations are hardly more palatable

Props to .Christina, for handling her own bones to pick with others, personally, mano-a-mano.

# 7

Sorry woman but i wouldn’t even download your crappy music, there is a reason why you didn’t have a hit in years, because YOUR MUSIC SUCK ASS! the voice alone is not enough to have a successful music career, you must know what to do with that damn voice, maybe you should tell those poor contestants that on your show.

# 8

She doesn’t have to worry about people illegally downloading her music…no one downloads it, period.

# 9

Pretty sad of the paps to be yelling things at her while her son is sleeping.

Legendtina!!!! The Voice of the Generation!

Love u Xtina aka “mama bear’ teamxtina 4 ever!

I’m glad to see Christina Aguilera happy again and in a new relationship with Matt Rutler even though he is 5 years younger than her.
I have always liked younger men. I have never dated or had sex with anyone older than me – it hasn’t been a conscious choice, just a fact. I love their youthful energy, it makes me feel young. Not that I am old – really, 35 isn’t, and society is more accepting of cougar relationships these days.
So beware guys the cougars are on the loose – and if they lure you in you might just be in for the best ride of your life.

I hope she will play an action heroine one day or at least have one little fight in a movie. Just let her kick a guy in the groin or something.

Christina has a healthy model figure that boasts an ample cleavage, fuller legs and a fuller backside. I just love her curves. She’s so shapely. She’s a great example to women around the country.
Her ugly former husband, Jordan Bratman doesn’t know what he’s missing. Her toyboy, Matt Rutler is so lucky to have such a sexy, shapely and sensual woman be a cougar for him.

Christina is voluptuous, gorgeous, sexy and beautiful.

Haha, she’s amazing, gotta love her!!

Ummm, yeah.. You don’t have to worry about people downloading anything with your voice on it….Free or not.
FLOPTINA

she is a freak if you ask me , her face getting puffy and fat now too, and her voice is so formulaic does nothing for my ears … she is singer she never started a band and did anything different, she sings with anyone willing …. not art

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