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Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Just Jared

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Just Jared

Chelsea Handler has landed herself back at the top of the New York Times Bestseller List with the help of her friends and some of the lies she’s told over the years.

Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me” hit the number one spot on the bestseller list in its first week of release! The book is a collection of stories written by Chelsea‘s friends, family, and colleagues about the practical jokes she has played on them.

Here are some lies that Chelsea told Just Jared! Can you guess which one is true? We’ll update tomorrow with the answer.

  • Chelsea‘s assistant has fake legs
  • Chelsea lost $200,000 gambling
  • Brad Wollack was adopted
  • Chelsea’s favorite candy is Swedish fish
  • Chelsea is bringing her Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me tour to NYC tomorrow with a show at the Beacon Theatre! Go to ChelseaHandler.com to see if she’ll be visiting your town soon.

    UPDATE: The “lie” that is true is that Chelsea‘s favorite candy is Swedish fish!

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    24 Comments

    # 1

    Glad for Chelsea!

    # 2

    totally unfunny human

    # 3
    Kind of over @ 05/20/2011 at 9:40 pm

    Hahaha!! What an ugly cover..

    # 4

    Her favourite candy is swedish fish! She’s mentioned them many times on her show, usually offhand about eating a lb of them!

    # 5

    THIS ASS H@LE IS A RAUNCHY WH@RE.
    THIS ASS H@LE IS A UGLY PIG.
    THIS ASS H@LE IS A RUDE B!TCH.
    THIS WH@RE ONLY HAVE SOME CRAPS FOR HER MEALS.
    SHAME ON YOU, A STUPID WH@RE.
    I HOPE HER DIRTY MOUTH IS FULL OF CRAPS IN IT.

    # 6

    i hate this old hag she is just a big fat *****!!!!

    # 7

    She looks like a monkey, and i can’t belive she is only 35…….ugly

    # 8

    Who are these people who are so interested in this woman?

    # 9

    Wow! JJ hanging out with this piece of shite douchebag. I guess in a couple of days we’ll be getting a few negative threads on a certain someone.

    GoopyDrawers @ 05/21/2011 at 12:10 am

    It is really, really sad to see Jared promote this bottom-feeding, misogynist bigot. I guess the theories of his selling out to Stephen Huvane were ALL true!!

    YECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Go away already! NO one cares if you tell lies. photoshop people must have gone thru weeks to sweating job trying to make this cover look believeable! we all know how she really look like hahahahhaha

    Book was hysterical. It deserved to be numero uno. Keep up the good work Chelsea.

    Yesss, love her show and now love her books!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Her face is changing and is losing its human look. I noticed someone else thinks she does not look human.

    also her behavior, is revolting, its disturbing to listen to her and she is almost , I repeat, almost as bad as Sarah Silverman (now she is beyond disgusting)

    Bitter much? I don’t see the lot of you with 2 hit shows, with one on the way, a comedy tour that had to be extended from 3 months to 11 because of high demand, 4 best selling books under your belt. (3 of which were #1.) So, obviously there are some people who enjoy her. Myself included. Also, let’s be real. She’s gorgeous. Just because she hasn’t had the work done that is expected of Hollywood doesn’t make her ugly. Did you all forget what 36 really looks like? I also happen to know, she is incredibly kind, and smart. The b!tchy, dry humor is just her shtick.

    Her fans adore her, and there’s a reason for it. Any of us who have met her can attest to how well she treats them. She sits for hours to sign EVERY single book of every person in line. She appreciates the incredible support her fans give her, and she does her best to pay it back.

    I know this comment will probably get 100 “thumbs down,” but I hate to see someone who is such a great person being bashed by complete strangers, who would never have the guts to say it to her face.

    You’re amazing, Chelsea! And you deserve all the good that is coming your way! Your true fans love you, and always will! Congratulations, and keep on rolling, girl!

    @AJ: show your face Stephaen Huvane

    Shmikey Ramos @ 05/21/2011 at 5:52 am

    Good for you Miss Handler, I’m Mexican and I think your hijinks with Chuey are wee yourself funny, hope you have a good Summer with your book and everything. Who am I or anyone else to cast the first stone of judgement on you without smacking ourselves first, peace be with you!!

    Not only is she incredibly ugly but she is one of the most unfunny “comedians” on planet Earth. She bombed the MTV awards show, her show is painfully stupid, and she resorts to badmouthing people she’s never met for attention. How is this old, fat, hag famous???

    @Jaye:

    Agreed.
    Add to that-
    Who is this woman and why should I care about her lies?
    I have the feeling that my life is enriched by not knowing this person.

    THIS IS AN UNEDUCATED *****

    Sooo NOT funny…AT ALL !!
    Can’t believe her ‘book’ is a bestseller…

    Chelsea Handler is the funniest person on late night television, she calls ‘em like she sees ‘em. YOU GO CHELSEA!! The rest of you need a sense of humor.@Jaye:

    THANK YOU!!@AJ: THANK YOU!!

    InTheIndustry @ 05/22/2011 at 1:35 am

    @AJ

    Put that BIT^H and her BFF fake phoney WitherChin in front of me! I have GUTS!!!!! LOL…..

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