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Conan O'Brien: Dartmouth's Commencement Speaker!

Conan O'Brien: Dartmouth's Commencement Speaker!

Conan O’Brien addresses graduates at Dartmouth College on Sunday (June 12) in Hanover, New Hampshire.

Here’s a bit of what the 48-year-old Conan host had to share with graduates:

  • My first job as your commencement speaker is to illustrate that life is not fair. For example, you have worked tirelessly for four years to earn the diploma you’ll be receiving this weekend. That was great. And Dartmouth is giving me the same degree for interviewing the fourth lead in Twilight. Deal with it.
  • I take my task today very seriously. When I got the call two months ago to be your speaker, I decided to prepare with the same intensity many of you have devoted to an important term paper. So late last night, I began. I drank two cans of Red Bull, snorted some Adderall, played a few hours of Call of Duty, and then opened my browser. I think Wikipedia put it best when they said “Dartmouth College is a private Ivy League University in Hanover, New Hampshire, United States.” Thank you and good luck.
  • Many of you here today are getting your diploma at this Ivy League school because you have committed yourself to a dream and worked hard to achieve it. And there is no greater cliché in a commencement address than “follow your dream.” Well I am here to tell you that whatever you think your dream is now, it will probably change. And that’s okay.

  • Conan O’Brien – Dartmouth College Commencement
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    8 Responses to “Conan O'Brien: Dartmouth's Commencement Speaker!”

    1. 1
      waterhouse Says:

      great speech!!!

    2. 2
      pishkot Says:

      yep! funny, then serious…and ultimately, touching speech! I wish I`ll have such a speaker at my graduation!

    3. 3
      Lol Says:

      I can’t even remember who was my class’s speaker.. or anything they said

    4. 4
      Liz Says:

      He was WONDERFUL!!! That was a great speech.
      Oh! And btw, I thought about Meredith Grey having gratduated from Dartmouth as well, lol!

    5. 5
      Max11 Says:

      that was awesome!!!

    6. 6
      Audrey Says:

      that was great! well done

    7. 7
      Sian Says:

      Yep, Meredith Grey was the first thing that popped into my mind when I read ‘Dartmouth’ too:)

      Great speech and well-delivered as well.

    8. 8
      sars Says:

      Wow, that was hilarious! Wish I could hear the whole thing, I bet it was awesome.

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