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Brad Pitt: 'World War Z' Official Synopsis Revealed!

Brad Pitt: 'World War Z' Official Synopsis Revealed!

The official synopsis for Brad Pitt‘s upcoming zombie flick World War Z has been revealed!

The story “revolves around United Nations employee Gerry Lane (Pitt), who traverses the world in a race against time to stop the Zombie pandemic that is toppling armies and governments and threatening to decimate humanity itself.”

The Killing‘s Mireille Enos plays Gerry’s wife Karen Lane.

PHOTOS: Brad Pitt on the World War Z set.

It was also just announced that World War Z will hit theaters on December 21, 2012!

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94 Responses to “Brad Pitt: 'World War Z' Official Synopsis Revealed!”

  1. 1
    Mrs. Lenny Says:

    Gotta see This!!

  2. 2
    Sylvia Says:

    This looks great! The zombie thing never gets old.

  3. 3
    Asha Says:

    On no I want to see it but the world is suppose to end that day. We might be fighting zombies on our own pretty soon.

  4. 4
    Raichill Says:

    He needs some work on his eyelids.

  5. 5
    omg Says:

    old man

  6. 6
    Lara Says:

    Yeah bring on the Zombies, Brad’s action-packed thrill ride. Doomsday will just have to wait.

  7. 7
    pls Says:

    The world won’t end that day.

  8. 8
    reeven Says:

    LOVE U BRAD!!!!

  9. 9
    bizzy bee Says:

    go get them damn zombies brad.success all the way~!!!

  10. 10
    NY Says:

    Big fan of the book so can’t wait to see this!!!!

    Raichill & omg … in your dreams you’d look this good @ 47.

  11. 11
    Neleh Says:

    Good evening Neleh here.
    Good evening 2 All JP+6 Fans On board & Lurking now..
    Muaah ..
    Anustin.Premalee.Lara.CHM.Tlol1365.Gracie.NAN.PJ.WBPfan.Bdj- what up..My Peeps.
    Booo yaaah..The Best Christmas Day Pre Present ever-
    Im sooo Stoked…
    Thanku CHM 4 the info…
    Brad is Beautiful no matter what his character is–
    Sooo Bring On the Zombies & Zombettas’ haha..
    MoneyBall- Bring it All On..
    Angelina’s Movie -Homeruuun..haha-Its all good in the JP’s

  12. 12
    Neleh Says:

    Hi FALP: Reposting:
    Brad Pitt brings Pax and Maddox to the set of World War Z
    cr Sara

  13. 13
    Sonia0404 Says:

    I have a theory for Brad’s look.
    I think Brad deliberately wants to ditch his beautiful look in order to enhance himself to be a great actor.
    I actually appreciate his look now, way more realistic and convincing than when he was so perfectly beautiful. Which makes his acting even more persuasive. And I also think, acting may not be the ultimate thing he wants to do.
    Angie once said that there are so many other things to do.
    Well, anyway, I like Brad a lot and I like him even more with some graceful aging!

    Not to mention he’s totally sizzling hot with all his kids!

  14. 14
    bizzy bee Says:


  15. 15
    Fake Says:

    OMG he’s so haggard..he looks more like Benecio Torro every day..

  16. 16
    sop Says:

    Great news for Brad. It is gonna be funnnnnn
    This december angie not similar but first directing next december him. Greeaaat newws.

  17. 17
    XIII Says:


  18. 18
    sop Says:

    That said jared you are a little late I read about it this last night .

  19. 19
    XIII Says:

    hey you! I heart Benicio Del Torro.

  20. 20
    sop Says:

    I think Brad is hot. I love his look especially this year. He is sexy.

  21. 21
    Yo-Landi Says:

    What a stupid synopsis. But I get people will watch it just to see Brad. Though he’s certainly not as hot as he was a decade ago. I’m not hating folks. Just a fact. We all get old

  22. 22
    busted Says:

    I love all the attention for the film. It is building excitement. Because it is Brad it is getting so much early buzz and talk. You can’t buy that kind of attention. And Brad doesn’t have to do or say anything Just go to work

    Yes we all get older.. but I will say the people that see Brad Pitt never say he looks old. In fact they are all blown away that at 47 he still has it. And I note that men will be honest about men they admire. Brad gets a lot of men that admire and envy the way he looks at 47.

    He is not trying to be what he was at 25..Thank God for that. Brad is a MAN. and has embraced his age.. not running away from it.

    So I for one love him more than ever for that.

  23. 23
    Lara Says:

    Lol anustin, too right, that’ll be the real Doonsday.
    Yay Neleh, homerun is right. Go the J-Ps!

  24. 24
    Bijoux Says:

    Greetings JP fans!
    I posted this on the previous thread. The threads are posting so
    fast, I can’t keep up. So I’m reposting on this thread.

    Greetings JP fans!
    It’s been awhile since I posted here. Busy with family business.
    I again want to thank GC for some helpful advice.

    I want to congratulate Neleh on her new JJB thread. It’s very entertaining. Neleh I see there is another Bijou on your new thread, and she is wonderful. I’m glad that we share similar names.
    My Bijoux is plural, and her Bijou is singular.

    My nickname was from my grandparents. I wonder if she has a
    similar reason.

    WOW<WOW. I get Knox’s reason for the sun glasses as the pirate.
    The sun glasses are the substitute for a patch over the eye!
    He’s so creative and beautiful. The whole freeking family is


  25. 25
    bizzy bee Says:

    as long as Pitt and his family is healthy and happy nothing else mattel trolls.

  26. 26
    groundcontrol Says:

    Really, Jared? That’s not what the book is about. There are still some zombies about when Lane goes around the world interviewing survivors of the war (WWZ) but it is supposed to take place 10 years after WWZ and tells the story of the epidemic through flashbacks.
    The book is a really great read – easy to pick up and read one the survivor stories and come back to later. Good reading for a commute.
    Shout out to Bijoux from the Pottery Cafe thread. Good to see you posting. I hope things worked out for your family.
    In any event I am very excited about a number of the JP’s upcoming projects – Moneyball for the end of baseball season and In the Land of Blood and Honey which just got an R rating from the MPAA.

  27. 27
    The Real Deal Says:

    @**OLD & TIRED**:

    But yet you’re on a thread reading about the movie and looking at his pictures and posting at least twice on the first page no less. Admit it honey, you’re licking the screen and beating yourself off. You’re just mad because Brad Pitt kicked the gargoyle to the curb and now she has to buy a hobbit, a stolen, balding one at that. Sucks to be a saggy a$$ed bitter hen these days, huh?

  28. 28
    groundcontrol Says:

    And here you are as well. LOL! My pleasure, Bijoux.

  29. 29
    Slig o lambert ^___^cute Says:

    No good

  30. 30
    punching bag face Says:

    looks pretty beat up

  31. 31
    Susan Says:

    OT about stumpy.
    On his thread someone said he was getting legs for his birthday, while another called his legs, baby legs. LOL ok lets get the regular name(s) of the poster(s).

  32. 32
    Bijoux Says:

    Greetings GC!
    Thank you for your acknowlegement. I used the “x” in Bijoux because
    Mad, Pax, and Knox have an “X” in their names.


  33. 33
    Himbo Hit The Wall Says:

    Brad’s a total wreck, thanks to the insane Angelina.

  34. 34
    Jory Says:

    Can’t wait to see it

  35. 35
    yep Says:

    “zombie pandemic”
    a good description of JP fans

  36. 36
    dag Says:

    You know you’re getting old when you grow skin curtains over your eyes.

  37. 37
    WoofWoofGoesAniston Says:

    who wears a newsboy cap in the middle of summer in hawaii? answer: someone that is trying to cover their bald spot cuz he, huvane and spinster jen read the blogs. lol.

  38. 38
    WoofWoofGoesAniston Says:

    why are so many people falling for ticky’s fake pr moves? she is now stalking the JP kids. justin was just photographed wearing the same necklace as maddox wore in 2007 for brad’s bday in new orleans. so pathetic and desperate.

  39. 39
    gracie Says:

    Hi Neleh, thank you for the shout outs and the links. I hope all is well with you. My love as always.
    Another JP news, that’s great. We have a lot to look forward to this year. Brad and Angie have really worked their butts off this year and I hope their efforts will be acknowledged come the award season. I am looking forward to seeing their movies when they come out.

  40. 40
    turth be told Says:

    It is so funny how thw tabloids and the entertainment media which is controlled bu so many PR firms try to convince us thatwe care about Aniston and this stumpy little guy and do we really care about the Kardashian wedding. No one and I do mean no one in my school, church, work or home care about any of these people. What we care about is the economy and our health and people helping people

    I will say that I love Angelina Jolie but I don’t need the media to remind me how great she is. She does it by her good works,

  41. 41
    annon Says:

    Hollywood star Brad Pitt has been spotted in Falmouth again as filming continues for his latest movie World War Z.

    The dramatic new zombie film, starring Pitt, 47, is currently being shot in Falmouth harbour aboard the SD Salmoore, as well as on a Royal Navy vessel.

    For the past couple of days film crews have been covering the vessel in fake snow to create a convincing backdrop for the zombie thriller, which has also had scenes filmed in Malta.

    A local radio station in the area has started offering cash incentives to anyone able to get the American heart-throb to speak to the station over the phone if they happen to bump into him.

    Pitt’s latest offering is based on Max Brooks’ 2006 novel World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War, set in Philadelphia. It is directed by Marc Forster, whose previous credits include the 2008 James Bond film Quantum of Solace.

  42. 42
    dianad1968 Says:

    IF (and this is a BIG IF) Ticky is pregnant, I bet she and Huvsy will wait until Brad is promoting Moneyball to do the big reveal. We have to be ready guys.

  43. 43
    gracie Says:

    Trolls, if Brad is all the things you all said he is, why are you the 1st to post on his threads and why are you stalking him? Don’t you all have better things to do with your time? or better still, go stalk homewrecker and mr stumpy, they need your support.

  44. 44
    gracie Says:

    dag hon, everybody gets old incluing you. By tomorrow you and I and everyone who gets to live will be a day older. It is inevitable – God’s gift to the lucky ones. There is nothing you and I or anyone else can do to change that. Getting old is not something to be ashamed of but to celebrate coz not everyone is fortunate to live thru it.

  45. 45
    bizzy bee Says:

    An old but true saying: behind every successful man is a good woman and Angelina Jolie is that woman! The choices Brad is making proves it.

    Moron trolls, please allow Brad to age like any other human. I think he looks damn good for 47 (better than most of you hiding in your basement bunker) and has the body of a greek god.

    I’m most happy he has back to back successful movies coming out – Cogan’s Trade, Moneyball, and World War Z!

  46. 46
    Manny's Irrelevant Says:

    Sure, leathery old cougar manny could make all kinds of “reveals” at any time, but she is completely irrelevant to the JPs and has been for seven years. It will irritate those of us who see through her nasty, desperate coat-tailing, but, of course, the JPs will continue to shine and ignore/be completely unaware of her loser antics. Manny is so needy for limelight, she will continue to humiliate herself as she has year after year. Try & laugh- manny is paying MILLIONS to get even a tiny scrap of attention- THAT’S karma, baby!

  47. 47
    Sean Says:

    He could do so much better than that hag

  48. 48
    laura Says:

    where beauty angie

  49. 49
    Frozoid Says:

    He’s lookin’ old. And a bad dye job to boot.

  50. 50
    WoofWoofGoesAniston Says:

    how can we make ticky go away foreverrrrr? she needs to get her karma for her bitter smear campaign and disappear. thoughts?

  51. 51
    lol Says:

    He’s old and beat like most of the JP fans

  52. 52
    MIMI Says:

    This film gonna be epic.

  53. 53
    XIII Says:

    Is it a sin or a crime to be older and wiser?

  54. 54
    seriously Says:

    He looks so young. The man is ageless.

  55. 55
    the UNHCR. Says:

    Where is Angelina?

    Why is she not in Somalia, Kenya, ….
    Why do they not hungry at the people?

    It is not to promote a new movie – Angelina, please
    go to Africa now!

  56. 56
    dianad1968 Says:

    @the UNHCR.:


    STOP going from blog to blog posting ignorance. Why don’t you go to Africa? What;’s stopping you, you imbecile?

  57. 57
    Passing Through Says:

    Wow. Jared’s REALLY jumped the shark. He’s got a birthday thread for a guy nobody’d heard of until 3 months ago and who’s most famous for fvcking a serial dumpee…but he can never remember to put birthday threads for Brad, Angie or any of their 6 kids? Way to whittle away at what little respect I still had for ya, Jared!

  58. 58
    lylian Says:

    @the UNHCR.:
    The fact that YOU KNOW ABOUT THE FAMINE in Africa is proof that right now, there is plenty of news coverage on the famine. BEcause YOU know and I know that a SHITE like you would not bother to look up any news about other people’s misery unless it is thrust into your face. Clearly, the news coverage is sufficient.
    No doubt the time will come when the media would forget to cover the famine in Africa because SHITES like you are no longer interested. WHEN that happens and IF the rains don’t come and IF the need for food continues, then you may be sure that UNHCR will pull out their most effective media outreach person in the form of ANGELINA JOLIE.
    UNHCR will then use Angelina to RAISE awareness of situation, IF REQUIRED. However, they aren’t going to do this to please DIPSHITES like you!

  59. 59
    ALANA Says:

    Yeah, PT.,My feelings exactly.

  60. 60
    Goopy Says:

    @Passing Through:

    Jared sold out to Huvane years ago!!!

  61. 61
    Heartless Says:

    Man Jared How much does Huvsie pay you?? That\s a disgrace to put that pic of Justin Theroux in a thread of his own here for his BD when nobody knows who the guy is.. So this is the guy Anuston is screwwwing as well as broke up[ the couple who had been together for a lenghty 14 yr relationship . are now b/c of Jennifer A. that 20 yr relationship is KAPUT. According to Anuston’s ppl she wanted the odd looking chap, broke the relarionship up by ;lying and saying her and Justine or Jason were not ******** around. ~ LIAR LIAR~~~~ Within weeks she knew she was caught so said i decided i wanted him so told him and went as far to move him into my place asap. I wantt to get pregnany by him and pray he is the right man for me.

    Anuston refuses to apoligise to Heidi Bivans for breaking her heart but says it\s about time she was happy..well excuse me….Jennifers attutude’s too bad i am taking care of me me me. Heidi is young and will survive. What a c**T Anuston is!

  62. 62
    Angie Said Says:

    Before the crise in Somalia, Angie worried in April 2010 :

    UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador Angelina Jolie today expressed her concern for the lives and the well-being of thousands of displaced people who are trapped in Somalia’s capital, Mogadishu.

    More than 170,000 Somalis have been forced from their homes across the country since the beginning of the year. Scores have been killed or injured in recent weeks amid some of the bloodiest fighting to date.

    “I am deeply troubled by the complete and utter disregard for human life in Somalia,” said Jolie. “Another tragedy is unfolding in Somalia as street battles rage on in Mogadishu causing incredible suffering, massive displacement and loss of life.”

    While thousands have fled Mogadishu, many others stay behind, displaced and without any means to leave the city.

    “I fear for their lives,” said Jolie. “I appeal to those who carry on fighting not to shell and target civilian neighbourhoods.”

    UNHCR’s Goodwill Ambassador added her voice to recent calls by High Commissioner Antònio Guterres for more international attention and help for the needy and vulnerable population in Somalia. Continued fighting and general insecurity make it extremely difficult for aid agencies to access and assist the displaced population.

    Somalia is one of the worst humanitarian crises in the world today with half the population in urgent need of humanitarian assistance. There are more than 1.4 million Somalis displaced inside the country and some 570,000 live as refugees in the region.

  63. 63
    TALI Says:


  64. 64
    AWHODAT Says:

    So i saw where PT mentioned that there was a thread on McStumpy. (!!!) and i went to have a look. I nearly wet my pants laughing. There are some real comedic talent over there on that thread. Hilarious. Its no wonder weve seen so little of ticky in hawaii. Biitch is in hiding. Shes holed up in her exotic hideaway, sending out mcstumpy to get food cos she doesnt want anyone to see her bloated body and swollen red eyes from her crying jags after she reads the blogs and sees how shes being trashed. Couldnt happen to a more deserving c@nt.
    But what hubris on the part of huvane and JJ, eh? No birthday thread for the JP family members for the fans WHO PUT THIS BLOG ON THE MAP!!! But a little nobody manwh.0re from nowhere gets to ride our backs into celebritydom. Fcuking hubris.
    And right about now, let me say to the advertisers who were sold a bill of goods, thinking that because this blog is JP fans-central, that its a good place to come ply your wares – heres some news you can use: i have never and will never buy anything youre selling via your advts on this site of the ungrateful, sell out named jared.
    The fact that hundreds of JP FANS hit up this place with our numerous posts, will mean diddly squat to your bottomline. So the quicker you realize that, the sooner you will move on to greener pastures.

  65. 65
    angierocks Says:

    Can’t wait to see this flick!Anything w brad in it is kickass!

  66. 66
    angierocks Says:

    Why is stumpy getting so much thread lately?I just saw his hair because I don’t wade through ticky threads my gosh and the hens say brad’s hair is awful how about stumpy’s?Jesus.

  67. 67
    anustin Says:

    P.T. am screammin to the top my lungs!!!!!!!!!!!!! you need to have ur own BLOG!!!! do it lady marmelade.

  68. 68
    Media Wh@re MANiston Says:

    Passing Through @ 08/11/2011 at 2:15 am

    I so agree. Huvsy & MANiston are paying JJ double to get midget his own thread.

  69. 69
    anustin Says:

    lmao @ AWHODAT!!! wait a couple of months babe,she’ll get that guy.bahahaha

  70. 70
    Passing Through Says:

    # 69 anustin @ 08/11/2011 at 8:05 am
    Anustin -
    Temting though that may be…ultimately…I’m too effin’ lazy. Plus, my site would look pretty much like DListed…without the crazy ass cranked up skeeves that post there. There really isn’t more than a handful of celebrities I can stand and I don’t watch enough TV or movies or listen to “pop” music to keep up with pop culture. I could start and anti-Ticky blog though…but that’s pretty much what I do here, so it seems rather pointless…plus…I’ll NEVER spend a red cent for a photo of Ticky…and if your site gets popular the pap agencies tend to come after your ass for copyright infringement if you haven’t paid for the pix you’re using.
    Sooooo…not blog for me. I’ll just stay here and biitch at Jared for pissing off the people who put his ass on the map. Posting threads for people who are barely famous even though they’re on TV is one thing…posting a thread on a guy who’s not famous for anything other than “dating” Brad Pitt’s ex-wife? Pit-eeeeeeeeeeeee-ful. I’m actually insulted on Anna Lynn McCord’s behalf…whoever she is…that she’d have to share her fameho-ing spotlight with a guy best known for…well…nothing. If he wasn’schtumping Ticky nobody would know that guy from a any another stumpy-legged, multi prison-tatted Count Chocula look-alike walking the streets in 10 pound combat boots, too small teenager logo-laden t-shirts, skinny jeans that make his legs look about 2 feet long and 40 pounds of Crisco’s best oil in what’s left of his quickly vanishing hair.

  71. 71
    Passing Through Says:

    # 71 Media Wh@re MANiston @ 08/11/2011 at 8:29 am
    Ya know…call me naive but I’m one of the few people here who don’t think Jared has souled (not a typed) himself to Huvsy. Jared’s problem is much simpler than that – he actually likes Ticky. He’s publicity friendly to ANY publicist, not just Huvane. It’s all part of being the “nice” blogger He just needs to be a lot more selective about WHO he’s nice to. What’s really funny about it is that the hens don’t even come here to post on Ticky’s threads anymore so exactly WHY is he putting them up? They’re too buxy over here snarking about Brad and Angie to post on Ticky’s threads. They all know she’s dating beneath herself…just like Brad did by slumming with her. I braved the cold hinterlands otherwise known as Ticky’s thread page (click on her mug to the right under Top Celebs) and the 7 threads listed on page were had total comments of 77, 71. 178, 94, 92, 105, 126 for a whopping total of 743 comments…that’s 1 thread for Angie. Stumpy’s b-day thread has a whopping 64 posts. Compare Ticky’s numbers to the 7 threads listed on page 1 of Angie’s archive – 218, 637, 884, 164, 551, 310, 311 for a total of 3,075 comments…and I ddin’t even include page 1 of BRAD’S archive. So exactly who is Jared catering to with all the Ticky-related crap and a thread for Count Stumpula Munster if not himself…and trying to score brownie points with Huvane and therefore maintain access to his other clients? Ya gotta remember – Jared likes Putrid, too, and she’s another of Huvane’s clients. Damn…now I’m disproving my own opinion…I hate it when that happens…

  72. 72
    neer Says:

    AJBP really make beautiful babies together.
    Not all good-looking couple can produce kids as beautiful as them as their parents.
    However, AJBP are one of the few exceptions.

  73. 73
    Marcus From PA Says:




  74. 74
    nepenthes Says:

    Bad pic.

  75. 75
    Sherry Says:

    Someone wrote about the Tick’s “big reveal” come November or December of this year (just in time for AJBP movies, don’t you know???), you know ole girl has to do the “amnio” test during the first trimester just to make sure the “baby” is healthy. After all she’s over 30 isn’t she, way over 30 that is…. hahahaha. Tick you crack me up, seriously.

    I saw on the other site that Angie’s film with have a R rating due to content. See boys and girls in HW that’s how you do it, you make an adult film for an adult audience, Simple really. I’m curious to see how Moneyball is done, since the book the business behind the game of baseball. Should be very interesting. Looking forward to BOTH their movies, can’t wait for fall.

  76. 76

    Pitt & Jolie seem to me to be a fake showmance. I have NO PROOF to back up view. It’s just a hypothetical theory.The way I interpret their PR behaviour it all seems staged. Their relationship seems to be a convenient one so they can keep their real lives private from media speculation. Pitt wouldn’t be in movies if he wasn’t the most famous tabloid star of the past 15 years.

  77. 77
    groundcontrol Says:

    Passing Through @ 08/11/2011 at 10:02 am +3
    Ticky . . . They all know she’s dating beneath herself
    Actually, PT, I think she is back to her natural level of male partner, e.g., Adam Duritz. Brad Pitt was a fluke. Hell, even Tate Donovan was a fluke.
    Despite the lesser physicality of these “men not Brad,” I think they have all been smarter and more talented than Brad’s ex wife. Never underestimate how much money factors into a woman’s attractiveness to men especially to men struggling in their careers.

  78. 78
    EW Says:

    In this week’s issue of Entertainment Weekly :This Week’s Cover: Fall Movie Preview!
    • Brad Pitt reveals the particular challenges of turning Michael Lewis’ 2003 book Moneyball into a movie. “Listen, we’re dealing with economics, we’re dealing with [statistics-driven] sabermetrics, we’re dealing with things that are not necessarily dramatic cinematically and palatable for an audience. Even Michael Lewis said to us, ‘Sure, I’ll sell you the rights. I don’t know how you’re gong to make a movie out of it…’”

    • Angelina Jolie opens up about writing and directing her first feature, In the Land of Blood and Honey, set during Bosnia’s civil war: “I’ve always said other people’s words in my life. I had never written anything. So to sit down and put words on paper was terrifying, because it was so personal.”

  79. 79
    YouBetYa Says:

    Is that you Del toro? Looking rough.

  80. 80
    Jen Says:

    @the UNHCR.:
    I think you are the same slimeball who uses the “WHAT WOULD ANGELINA DO?” moniker to sucker and manipulate the fans. Your motives are not clean and you care NOTHING for Angelina and her family nor for the people of Somalia.
    I am GLAD the Fans are finally calling you out for what you are and I hope they will recognize all the names you post under and continue to call you out.
    Angelina is a recognized, outstanding UN Goodwill Ambassador for over 10 years and needs no prodding from a phony like you to tell her what she needs to do.
    Stop being a hypocrite and go and follow her example and do something real for the people of Somalia and Kenya as she has already done and continues to do and leave the fans AND ANGELINA alone!

  81. 81
    PJ Says:


    It’s my theory you are out of your mind.

    Fake romance PR behaviour?

    Your posting on the wrong site you want Jen A’s or birthday boys thread.

  82. 82
    Passing Through Says:

    # 79 groundcontrol @ 08/11/2011 at 11:34 am
    GC -
    I meant Ticky’s dating beneath herself on the celebrity scale, not looks. While some may consider Ticky an A-list celebrity…Stumpy is more like ZZZ+ list. On the looks scale Ticky is dating above herself again. Count Stumpula is fug, but Ticky is still fugger. Let’s just put it this way – I’d be less concerned about my kids ending up with male pattern baldness, too long a torso, stumpy legs and sausage link like digits than I would be about them ending up with Ticky’s original hairline, nose, chin and short pudgy legs.

  83. 83
    YouBetYa Says:

    Holly negativity batman, ok then he not looking rough, he looks a litle like Brad Pitt though.

  84. 84
    anustin Says:


  85. 85
    YouBetYa Says:

    Isnt it a pain in the ass having to log off and write down all the new user info 15 times to just be able to vote om some gossip site?

  86. 86
    Brad piloting a heli Says:

  87. 87
    truth Says:

    it’s not even that he looks old ( he looks ages younger when he botoxes) it’s that he just looks fugly

  88. 88
    locksmith los angeles Says:

    Movie looks cool.

  89. 89
    truth Says:

    no wonder he grows facial hair. it distracts from the fug face

  90. 90
    truth Says:

    How can any of you possibly think this guy is hot. Punching bag face is right. brad looks like an ex boxer.

  91. 91
    Lara Says:

    ———————–New Thread———————

  92. 92
    Taeko Says:

    Hi people,reading several JP posts and you guys are seriously funny.
    In a smart good way.
    I love the JP’s, do not love the ticky as you call her? (lmao)

    My friends & I cannot wait for MB & WWZ & of course Angie’s important film.
    what the heck can I say? JP’s rule. (I know sounds cheesy but I’m a cheese :)

    nice to be here.

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    Appletini Says:

    Welcome, Taeko! Everytime a troll posts, just sit back, relax and grab some popcorn, and enjoy the ride. JP fans really know how to school trolls, using a lot of wit. It’s quite fun & enjoyable.

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    Taeko Says:

    thanks Appletini :)
    haters of the JP’s are very few I hear. Don’t they just post under different names all over the Internet?
    Someone on JJB said there are probs like 20 out there.

    nah, let them enjoy their bucket of cheap ice cream
    they are morons. Anyone is uneducated who still thinks the JP’s are
    for show.

    NO, short legged plugs on head and the ugliest nose I ever saw and his meal ticket the ever stunning insecure but very mean clinger are.

    But, we know that! We are not stupid. I have talked to so many smart caring JP fans in the last 4 yrs. They are a delight.Educated, well read and creative bunch if I ever saw one.

    Is it OK to call out ticky here or will I get booted?

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