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Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom & Flynn Head Out from Heathrow

Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom & Flynn Head Out from Heathrow

Miranda Kerr and hubby Orlando Bloom bring their adorable son, Flynn, to Heathrow Airport for a flight out of town on Wednesday (October 12) in London, England.

The 28-year-old Aussie model and her sweetheart shared a smile as they made their way through the terminal.

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Miranda recently wrote about her experiences trying to find healthy food growing up on the Kora Organics website.

“Going to the supermarket and actually trying to find food that we could eat that didn’t contain all of the nasties was a real challenge, the choice was minimal. It was then we discovered the benefits of health food stores and local markets and started our quest of ensuring what we put into our bodies truly supported our well being,” Miranda wrote.

FYI: Orlando is using his Ergo baby carrier!

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# 1

Flynn is a cutie!
Miranda & Orlando seem to be such amazing parents. Love this family :)

# 2

Orlando is the cutest daddy, Flynn looks just like him already!

# 3

They’re a cute family but Miranda is too thin for a VS model!

# 4

Weird chipmunk

# 5

Orlando the best.

# 6
Miss Fans @ 10/12/2011 at 9:50 am

Amazing Flynn and orlado like one person and miranda just like chipmonky eye head lips nose all chipmonky.

# 7
Major orlando @ 10/12/2011 at 9:51 am

Great orla.

# 8

Big love for orlando.

# 9

Too bad we can’t see the baby better. He sure is a cutie!

Some sites said they are going to Switzerland. Wonder if it’s a vacation or Miranda is working there.

I love this beautiful family!

Not sure, but OB will be back in the US next week to promote 3M. So happy that his movie will soon be out!

Http://www.guxed.com/wp-content/uploads/emma-stone-6h110.jpg best photo.

Typical that Miranda is out posing in some magazine with nude pics (again) when Orlando is finally back with a movie. Is there nothing she won’t do to upstage him?

Http://www.guxed.com/wp-content/uploads/emma-stone-6h110.jpg

I think miranda best sexy model.

Tsk, Tsk. I’m sure her fans will be here in a flash telling you the timing was all coincidental and that Miranda’s career comes first.

stillcrazy @ 10/12/2011 at 10:53 am

Orlando was simply stunning at the Musketeers premiere in London last week. He’s still got it.

Flynn is cute, I notice that Miranda doesn’t cover from the cameras, but Orlando tries to protect from the cameras…

It’s synergy, innit?

If she’s in the media, it makes people more interested in him. If he’s in the media, it makes people more interested in her. So maybe the timing isn’t a coincidence. He’s got some covers and articles and she can use that to get a cover, which also boosts interest in him, so it works out nicely for everybody.

She can’t “upstage” him. The coverage she gets by posing nude isn’t going to make anyone lose interest in him or push him out of the media.

The haters are really reaching trying to insult her, aren’t they?
So a big, HF magazine bows to pressure from her to give her a cover just to upstage her husband?
You guys must think that she wields tremendous power in the fashion world, then.
I guess that all of her HF appearances in Paris were her attempts to upstage him, too, eh?
Idiots.

So agree! Her son is going to be so embarrassed in a few years by all those nude pics of her floating around, and yet she’s always saying he comes first. Yeah, right.

He’s lost a lot of supposed fans because of her, so no I don’t think the things she does makes people more interested in him.

Orlando said he’s very protective of Flynn and obviously doesn’t like the paps taking pictures of him. It doesn’t look like Miranda minds them so much when Flynn’s with her.

I’m sure that they will raise their son to understand that the human body is not EVIL.
Her photos are beautiful. Nothing to be ashamed of there at all.

Eh, I wouldn’t say that he lost “a lot” of fans because of her. Many have just moved on to the next ‘flavor of the month’ in the natural progression that is the fickle human nature. The few that he lost ‘because of her’ have their own issues. Issues that make them blind to the fact that single or married, he has always been beyond their reach. Their jealous hatred of any woman that he was with, whether it was Kate or Miranda, proved that they live in a fantasy world of their own creation. They hate these women because they believe that they are standing in the way of their true happiness. Whether they admit that, or not.

Nope, not power, just desperation for attention. She won’t turn anything down if it means she get the spotlight.

Perhaps you know them better than I do, but many claim they lost interest because of his constant “papfest” with her instead of actually working. When their next flavor falls off his pedestal, I guess they will have another excuse.

I don’t think that explanation will fly with 12 year old boys. Especially when the boy in question’s father was so embarrassed last year when confronted with his wife’s nude pregnancy pics, he could barely speak.

No. You accused her of planning the release of the magazine to coincide with his premiere. The only way that could happen was if she had the power to select WHEN she would be on the cover of a HF magazine.
Name me one model who has that power. Maybe Gisele? MAYBE? So you must be putting her in the same league if you are claiming that she planned this.
So which is it? Is she all powerful? Or is it just a coincidence?
Not that anyone in their right mind would think that a photo in a fashion magazine would overshadow his return to the big screen. But then, you haters aren’t in your right minds, are you? Only someone with a twisted reality could possibly have made that connection.

They look so happy together.

There are just a few, very vocal (sockpuppets) that complain about “papfests”. These two are photographed a lot less than most celebs, yet if we get one outing a month they scream “famewhores”.
And yes, I know these haters quite well. I used to be one of them before I realized the depth of their insanity.

I said all that in two sentences? Wow! She had the power to say no, didn’t she? But, of course, she wouldn’t, so a happy coincidence after all.

Embarassed? He was smiling when he looked at that picture.
You really are blinded by hate, aren’t you.

Why would she say no to a HF cover?
That’s just stupid.

Smiling? Are you serious? He was so flustered he looked like he was about to cry. Blindsided by her actions as usual.

Maybe, but why turn down the chance to get a cover in a prestigious magazine? It’s her job to get into the spotlight.

I just don’t agree with you that it affects his career badly. The people he needs to reach, who need to know what he’s doing, are the casual, general filmgoers. A passionate, over-invested fandom tends to put them off.

It is the perception that once again he is her lapdog. Just today I read an interview that said she and Flynn are the only things he’s been known for in the past 4 years.

That’s because he hasn’t been in a wide release movie in four years. His marriage and his child were big news.
Now that he is on the big screen again, everyone is talking about his return, and of course, mentioning how his life has changed since the last time most people saw him.
Lap dog? Hardly.

The haters will never admit that he loves her and is happy now. Just look at his face at the Dior show when he was watching her or the way he lights up when holding Flynn. I don’t see how anyone could objectively think this relationship isn’t real or the baby isn’t his.

Only when the pap cameras are on them.

that poor baby dragged around all the time, no stability or home life

Unfortunately, it looks like 3M is getting mostly bad reviews and some just bash OB for daring to appear on screen again. I doubt these people will ever give him a fair chance no matter what his role.

I’m curious. If you used to be a hater, was there any one specific thing that made you change your mind, or was it just that a lot of their “evidence” about fake relationships, contracts, etc. didn’t add up? I can understand that someone may not like MK or think they aren’t right for each other, but the outright venom from some people toward her or them as a couple is just scary. The time and energy some of them spend analyzing and writing about every detail of those they claim to hate just baffles me.

You needn’t answer if it’s too personal, but I am just trying to understand their thinking.

Are there really any of those delphi haters still posting there. I thought they finally closed the forum.

Awww, how cute are they.

Well, Empire gave it three stars, which is better than what it gave the last two Pirates movies. And some people have said he surprised them.

I’m hoping that gradually critics will come round, one by one. They’ve gradually come round to Ben Affleck, but he did have to directing first.

Maybe I’m just delusional, but I think some critics will never give him a chance because of his looks. They see a pretty boy and look no further. And then there’s the fact that most of his roles have been about being the strong, silent type and if an actor is not chewing up the scenery then he’s considered to be wooden or untalented. The art of subtlety, which I think Orlando is quite good at, is completely lost on some reviewers.

Well, I’ve seen the movie and loved it. It’s just a fun, action adventure type which will never be a critical favorite. So just enjoy having OB back on screen for at bit and ignore the downers.

The most important thing to have for a healthy and happy baby is two parents who adore him. Flynn has that in spades, so he will be just fine, no matter where he is.

We can’t see the adorable baby!

I was never one of the most vengeful ‘haters’, but I just thought that Orlando could do better than a ‘panty model’.
At first she just seemed so vapid, that it ticked me off. But the more I listened, the more I gave her a pass. You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to make someone happy, and that is all I ever wanted for Orlando. And he seems happy with Miranda (no matter how often the haters claim otherwise).
Then, as you mentioned, the conspiracy theories started to kick in. Getting more and more ridiculous as time went on. One of the more vocal, and unbalanced, members even began to state that they had proof of certain things, that they would have no way of legally knowing. Outright lies that they swore were the truth. Horrible lies, all of them. I became less and less involved as time went on.
I left when Flynn was born. I could not with good conscience, be a part of any group that calls an innocent new life, horrible names that I would not call my worst enemy, much less a child.
I check back once in a while, and nothing has changed. They are still hateful liars. They make up stories at will, then pat each other on the back for being so smart. There are only a few people left on that site. Most, like me, have moved on. The ones left are just bitter, unhappy people who want to vent their frustration on easy targets. The fact that one of those targets is a baby, should tell you all you need to know about what kind of people they are.
I still follow Orlando because i will always have a soft spot for that sweet, gorgeous, man. And Miranda does sometimes still get on my nerves, but no one can fault her her success. But it will really be fun seeing Orlando’s Mini-Me grow up. I can’t wait to see him when he starts walking!

Such a beautiul family!

They are a beautiful family. Flynn is so cute. Miranda is pretty and Orlando is handsome as always. I am excited for the movie. The haters need to get a life and accept this is a loving family. You can clearly see he loves Miranda and Flynn. I hope that Delphi board ceases to exist eventually. Only bitter people are on there now.

The movie is actually getting a lot of positive buzz from critics who understand that it isn’t meant to be a serious film. They have labeled it fun, family entertainment.
And the overwhelming majority of people who have written about the film, praise Orlando for stepping out of the box, and obviously having a good time with the character.
One or two will always bash Orlando. If for no other reason than it is ‘cool’ to do so. And yes, they are idiots. =)

Because you’re there every time there aren’t cameras around, right?

Thank you very much for your insight. I agree with you that I could never turn on Orlando because of who he chose to be with. It’s his life and his choice and he’s the only one who lives with it. I never thought he was perfect, so he never had a pedestal to fall from as far as I’m concerned. I just don’t understand constantly obsessing over someone you claim to hate. But like you, I can’t wait to see that adorable baby grow up. I love that he looks so much like his daddy.

You must remember to apply the delphi code…
Not smiling in pictures = proof that they are miserable together.
Smiling in pictures = set up, phony
Don’t you see? They have an answer for anything.
The only problem is that it only makes sense in their teeny, tiny, twisted little brains.

And that’s what is really funny. They all had endless conspiracy theories about first Miranda not being pregnant, just a trick to get him to marry her, and then even wilder theories about who the father actually was, going so far as to get copies of his birth certificate claiming that wasn’t Orlando’s signature on it, that Miranda had faked everything. It’s hilarious that it’s Flynn himself with those undeniably beautiful Bloom eyes and eyelashes that proves them wrong.

They’ve been proved wrong at every turn, but it doesn’t stop them from making fools of themselves.
I also love the fact that they call certain fans “stalkers”, when they spend more time stalking this family than anyone. Double standards again, I guess.

FannieMae @ 10/12/2011 at 4:34 pm

I have a feeling that baby is going to be quite a handful when he starts walking. Poor Orlando will never keep him under wraps then.

And they really didn’t see anything weird about ordering a copy of the birth certificate?

From what I’ve heard they desperately tried to get a copy of their marriage license, or claimed that since they couldn’t find one there was no legal marriage. That was a few months ago though, so I’ve no idea what they’ve come up with since then.

If he’s like his dad in personality too, he will never be still. So cute to see Orlando chasing after him.

You know I was so happy the baby was a boy because I wanted a little Orlando, but I do hope they have a girl someday. Can’t you just picture a little girl with big blue eyes, dimples, and dark brown curls having Orlando wrapped around her little finger.

TMZ, and I guess that some of the delphi girls too, got a copy of the baby’s birth certificate because according to the law of California, ANYONE can order the birth certificate of anyone born in California. Also, anyone can request the marriage certificate of couples who married IN California.
I have no clue about where they married but I’m quite sure it wasn’t in California. Put two and two together, as the delphi girls obviously didn’t.

Don’t forget the people here who kept trying to make us believe the idiocy that two blue eyed people can make a brown eyed baby.
Even though Flynn looks exactly like Orlando, they are still trying to claim that his daddy is really one of the Followill (sp?) boys.
Sure. Orlando and Miranda may have been together for a solid month at the time of conception, but since Jared went to her birthday party, he MUST be the father!!!!!
*eyeroll*
Oh, and I almost forgot….they also claimed to know the exact moment of conception. And because of that, little 9lb 12 oz Flynn was a preemie! LOL!
So stupid!

I kind of feel like you do about Miranda. Never thought she was good enough for him, but I’ve slowly changed my opinion of her. I like that she pursued other avenues than just modeling, with her cosmetic business and book writing. I’ve also noticed that several of the designers and photographers she’s worked with talk about her intelligence. I’m not saying that I think she’s a genius or anything, but she clearly is not stupid. She does seem overly sweet, almost saccharine sometimes, in her comments on FB and I’m not sure that’s really her true personality. But just maybe I’m beginning to realize a little bit of what Orlando obviously sees in her.

*GASP!*
Common sense?
You expect them to use common sense?
Silly girl.

Well it’s obvious Orlando has a pretty good idea of when he was conceived because he mentioned that it was when his grandmother died.

I also love how any time the delphites refer to statements that Orlando has made about Miranda, they put the term ‘wife’ in quotation marks.
His “wife”.
LOL!

I guess they failed biology as well as logic.

These OB threads on Jared are all over the place lately. I guess there’s no other forum for people to talk about him freely, unless you are a hater. There used to be so many message boards for him too.

OLove is still there, as is ka-Bloom.
There are others, too, but i don’t visit them very often.
These two sites have their rules, but it is for good reason. They try to stay positive sites amongst the negativity that is pervasive in all parts of the internet. Some delphi members would always try to post nasty comments about Miranda on OLove, then whine about censorship. Then go on to censor comments on their own sites. Haters can’t post freely on their sites either. Unless you toe the party line, you will be shut down there as well. As many members (and former members) have discovered.
At least here you can voice an opinion, and remind everyone that the haters specialize in lies and half truths.

I find Ka-Bloom much too restrictive. Used to love OL, but there’s not much going on there since they banned a couple of people, and their friends supposedly left with them, though I know they still lurk. Even some of the mods have bailed, not sure whether it has to do with OB or their issues with other mods/members. So I guess JJ it is.

What a beautiful family…

What a beautiful family…

Two blue eyed people can most certainly have a brown eyed child. Eye color genetics are not as simplistic as you probably learned in High School biology. Try google, it’s your friend.

That said I believe Orlando is the child’s father.

Yeah, they banned Dea, which meant that others had to pitch in to bring over photos. And they banned MCamp for being rude and obnoxious.
Dea went on to form delphi-lite, and MCamp went on to write fake blogs where she accused Orlando of being a druggie and Sonia for being an abusive mother. I’m really surprised that she wasn’t sued.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, IMO. And I’m not even a member.
Some delphites still post over there (not seeing the hypocrisy, I guess) but at least they follow the rules while they are on the site.
The mods who bailed were the original owners, and they haven’t been very involved for a while. RL time constraints got in the way, and the transition seemed to go pretty smoothly.

There were some more recent mods who have left and most of the others rarely post. I wonder how long it will hang on. They need some new blood, because I would hate to see it go. For the record, I’m glad most of the “secret” delphites are gone from OL, couldn’t stand their hypocrisy.

Speaking of the original OL owners, I noticed that one of them posted pretty regularly up until almost the exact minute that those Sydney balcony pics were posted on the website – in 2009, I think. She never signed in again after that, until the site was being moved last month and she said a few goodbyes. Maybe it was a coincidence, but I don’t think so.

It’s nice to see them all together looking so happy. Are they going back to NZ?

At least one of the mods at OL was/is a Delphite too. I couldn’t stand to read the nice things she would say about Orlando on OL and then turn right around and go mock him at Delphi. I don’t visit either site anymore, so I don’t know if she’s still around.

Yay! Finally Orlando in a big movie again.

Can’t wait to see it!

That site used to be a really fun place, but people just sort of drifted away. Maybe cause Orlando wasn’t making movies for a long time, and some got frustrated when all he seemed to be doing was following Miranda around. LIke somebody said before, I guess they just moved on to somebody else.

Chocolover who just recently closed her hater site, has moved on to Luke Evans. At least until he too falls off the impossibly narrow pedestal that she has placed him on.
One a side note, one of the most offensive hater comments popped up on Choco’s site. One of the people there (Nienna), who has since moved to Dea’s site, once wished that both Miranda, and her yet unborn child, would get sick. I mean, how SICK does someone have to be to wish that? And when challenged, she was completely unrepentant. Choco backed her up, and threated to ban anyone that said anything against her. You know, because she wanted a site with freedom od speech. As long as she agreed with that speech, that is.
On a funnier note…One of my favorite, classic Delphidiot moments came when MCamp called Miranda “fat” when she was pregnant. Made even funnier because MCamp, who was NOT pregnant, outweighed her.
I believe that is when someone here coined the name FatCamp for her. LOL!

A cute family. The baby is so big already.

I imagine that the delphites have their patented double standard insults ready for when 3M opens in the US.
If it is successful, they will say that Orlando had nothing to do with it because his role is so small.
If it flops, it will be all his fault because the entire movie is riding on him.
They have learned to keep their cards a bit closer to their vests after being humiliated earlier this year.
When it was announced that Orlando and Miranda were on the guest list for the Global Green party, their response was typical. They said that they would surely be famewhores if they attended, because you don’t have to physically be there to support the cause. And that them attending was just more proof that they will show up anywhere that they can get on camera.
Well, poor things, they spoke too soon.
Orlando and Miranda did not attend after all, but that didn’t stop the delphites. They started screaming that Orlando and Miranda obviously did NOT care about the environment, because if you care, you show up!!!!
It’s hilarious how they just pretend that they never said anything to the contrary. I guess that their members are too stupid to remember what was posted just the day before. LOL!

I think people seem to lose interest on the fansites partly out of relief. When he’s married, when he has a kid, when he’s cast as Legolas again, when his life seems to be going well, they can go off and live their lives without having to think about what he’s doing every minute of every day. The fansites were kept alive by fanfiction (which people will eventually run out of things to write) and by the kerfuffle over his relationships first with Kate and then with Miranda. There always seemed to be more interest in those than in his actual work.

And also I think people have got worn out with all the films he was going to do that didn’t happen for one reason or another. You can’t go on getting excited about new projects if there’s a big risk of crushing disappointment.

Agree about the films that never seem to materialize. I understand that it’s just the nature of the industry, but when you anticipate something for months or more and then it either fades away or he walks away, it can be very disappointing. I’ve learned to not get excited until he’s actually on set filming.

But you have to remember that a lot of those rumored films that fell through were just that, rumors. Rumors, and early, pre-production work on films that never got green lighted. This happens every day in Hollywood, it’s just that it seemed to happen a lot to him, because we were paying attention. If some people were ‘crushed’ because he never made The Red Circle, maybe it is better that they stepped back from the fandom. No one should be that invested in any celeb.
On that note, the delphi girls are still going on about him not having a good reason for dropping out of Albert Nobbs. They think that he is a lazy slacker for not chosing to do a film over being present at the birth of his first child.
Like I said. Some people are way too invested in this man’s life.

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orlando’s eyes aren’t blue!!! two blue-eyed people have 99,999% chances that all their kids will have blue eyes!!! Orlando’s eyes are dark, so flynns are!!

Their “amnesia” is what I find most hilarious about Delphi. Whenever their fantasies are proven false, they just adopt the opposite side and carry on as if nothing happened. I clearly remember them saying how it was impossible for someone with Miranda’s body type to get pregnant (They have all that medical knowledge you know.), and she was just letting people think that to get attention from the media. Then they claimed the baby bump was a pillow, so funny. Then when proven wrong, they decided without batting an eye that okay she was pregnant but the baby couldn’t possibly be Orlando’s, and she couldn’t even try to pass it off as his because he was in the UK when it was conceived, and she was in NY, and that volcano in Iceland meant there was no way she could say she was with him. As much as I loathe their hypocrisy (and they claim Miranda is such a liar), it is really entertaining to watch them spin their fantasies.

BuzzingBy @ 10/13/2011 at 8:44 am

Those delfies get off on all the attention they got – not too much anymore. Even they know by now the things they’ve said are just stupid. They hang around because otherwise they’d have no life.

Love seeing them smiling at each other but wish we could see the baby’s sweet face too.

Yeah, I think that most people that visit there just go for the LOLs. They never fail to entertain with their hair brained theories.
It’s like going to the zoo to watch the monkeys throw poo at each other.
:D

Either way about the blue eyes/brown eyes thing, look at Flynn’s eyelashes. There are some pictures from a few weeks ago where Orlando is holding him and they are both looking down showing off their identical beautiful long lashes. How could anybody seriously doubt that Orlando is his father.

That’s just it. Flynn doesn’t just have brown eyes, he has ORLANDO’S brown eyes. The shape of his eyes, the shape of his eyebrows, and those AMAZING eyelashes, are all Orlando.
How could anyone seriously doubt that he is the father? They can’t. The delphites are just saying that to be insulting. I think that the only one who still seriously claims that Flynn looks nothing like Orlando is Mysticlady. But of course, she also still thinks that Orlando and Viggo are madly in love and have been carrying on a secret relationship since Rings. She has read way to much RPS. Next she will be claiming that Orlando gave birth to Viggo’s love child.
LOL!

LOL indeed …I’ll never forget her post on Choco’s journal saying that IF Miranda was really pregnant and IF (by some miracle) the baby was Orlando’s (you know she tricked him when he was drunk or he accidentally fell on top of her), then ML hoped he could get the baby for him and Viggo to raise together.

Talk about your delusional thinking, she actually believes Miranda is a kind of Mata Hari who duped poor, dumb, and gay Orlando into a contract relationship for 2.5 years and then managed to hoodwink him into getting her pregnant or believing that he did. Yet somehow Orlando is really going to outsmart her after all because he just got involved with her so he and Viggo could have a child together. I guess going about it that way would have been much easier and more sensible than using a surrogate like other gay couples do.

Mystic truly missed her calling in writing fantasy fiction.

“he accidentally fell on top of her”

LMAO!
Why is it so important for that person to make Orlando gay anyway? She’s a heterophobic!!!

I have never kept up about the Delphi group but thanks for all the laughs when reading about them on his thread. Orlando has some crazy fans, or I guess they are really ex-fans.

Heterophobic! I love it!
And she is devoted to pushing her agenda. She shows up on blogs and sites across the web to spout her ‘Olando is teh gay’ idiocy.
Any mention of Orlando’s name will bring her out.
She was on ONTD a while back on a thread about Orlano being out with Flynn. Everyone on that site, people who are not Orlando fans, gushed about how cute Flynn is, and how he “looks just like Orlando”. Well, all but one said that. MysticLady! She popped in several times to claim that she “just didn’t see it”.
She has become a joke in the fandom.
PS:
#101….I love you!

It’s not just that he has to be gay, but he has to be totally in love with no one else but his one true love Viggo gay. Isn’t she the one who claims that someone she knows went to Viggo’s brother’s house for dinner and Viggo and OB were there as a couple. She is always trying to prove they are star-crossed lovers, sending in questions constantly to Ted C., hoping he can help her out them. If only Viggo was going to be in The Hobbit, she would be in fangirl heaven.

Yep, same girl.
I find it hilarious that she claims that there is no proof that Miranda and Orlando are a real couple (besides THE BABY! *eyeroll*), yet she believes that Viggo and Orlando are a couple, even though there has never been any evidence that either one of them has seen the other in a long time, much less that either one of them is actually gay.
As for Ted C, that is just another example of the delphi stupidity.
They constantly send in questions to him. They use fake names, but the questions are so obviously from a delphite that they may as well sign their names. Then depending on his answer, he is either a bastion of truth who sees through this sham of a relationship, or a paid, PR hack.
It got so bad that Ted actually told them in so many words that O&M were a real couple, and for the idiots to get over it.
I also loved their translations of his English. The classic moment when Ted said that they “definitely said I do”, was a secret code that meant that they really weren’t together at all. LOL!
You just can’t make this stuff up.

When she used to post on OL she was always making all these cryptic references about Viggo and Orlando on posts that I guess she thought no one else could figure out. Somebody posted about Orlando being in Venice, CA, once for something and she said, “Oh, he loves to hang out in Venice,” after pointing out on another site how Viggo has a house there (no idea if he really does or not). Then there was some kind of nonsense about Viggo sneaking into the premiere of KOH in London. I mean Orlando was hugging and kissing Billy Boyd and Elijah Wood in front of all the press on the red carpet. What would have been the big deal if he had done the same with Viggo had he been there? But no, of course, Viggo had to “sneak” into the theatre so they could hide their secret love. Unfortunately, ML found them out and told the world.

Someone should put together all the Delphi classic comments and fantasies into a blog or book. It would be hysterical reading.

Sweet Zombie Jeebus! What is this? Orlando Bloom reminiscence site? It looks like 1-2 people having a convo for 3 pages or so!

Apparently there’s a market for a new OB fan site, now that he’s back in movies. On that note, glad to see him back in the genre he’s good at, though it’s quite weird seeing him as the Cardinal – he used to be ‘the kid’ just a few years back! Years just fly past nowadays.

Actually I think he’s the Duke, but yes it’s nice to see him back on the big screen in any genre.

And you can’t forget her idea that Orlando didn’t attend the London premiere of ROTK because the producers thought that he and Viggo had been ‘too obvious in their lurve’ at the LA premiere.
Orlando kissed Dom on the mouth, but that kiss on the cheek from Viggo was just too darned hot for the masses.
LOL!
@108
LOL! It’ has been fun laughing at the idiots at delphi. But I do think that there are more than a few of us here reminiscing.
And that “Sweet Zombie Jeebus!” just about killed me.
Thanks for the giggles!
But as far as him being good in a certain genre, you need to see him as The Stain in Sympathy for Deliscious. He does an amazing job as that nasty piece of work. And no swords to be had.

@@107: I don’t see being good predominantly at action films as a bad thing, but trying to be what somebody is not, is not usually a good sign, im-humble-o. OB seemed quite perfect for the young lead role and actually managed to convey more character than most of the Worthington type stars. Honestly? It will be interesting to see him as a mature action lead, without the agony of trying to see him sold as the new DeNiro or sth.

And you’re welcome! ;-)

the angry monkey @ 10/13/2011 at 9:50 pm

Can someone please post a link to this delphi site? I keep hearing about it as being a must read.

Well, at least now we know why they went to Switzerland!
Miranda is doing a shoot for W magazine! YAY GIRL!
I’m sure that the delphites will be calling Orlando a lap dog because he went with her. According to them, loving your wife and child so much that you want to be with them as much as possible makes you less than a real man. This, of course, follows close on the heels of their comments that if Orlando really did love Flynn, he would quit working completely so that he could stay with him full time. But of course, not for his first breath, oh no. According to them, a job was much more important than being there for his birth.
LOL! We could be spinning these comments all day. The earlier post that said that their amnesia is hilarious was spot on!
Join the fun, Angry Monkey, and anyone esle so inclined.
You won’t have to look very long to get your first laugh, or your first “what the f*?”
Search “delphi forums”, and the site should be the first one listed. Their forum is under “entertainment”, and it is called “Orlando Bloom Discussion”, even though most of the *discussion* is about Miranda.
Have fun! But make sure that you wash your hands afterward! LOL!
The mockery is well worth giving them another hit or two.

I applaud you for having the stomach to keep reading their inanity or should that be insanity. Either way, I lost my patience years ago when they were going on for months about supposed emails from Miranda to a “friend,” where she admitted that Orlando had broken up with her right before those pics from, I think, 2008, were taken, when he was leaving her NY apartment, and she was practically crying on the sidewalk while he was loading his luggage. So she then followed him to CA and blackmailed him (take your pick of wild speculation as to with what), to continue in a PR relationship, and was now deliberately saying and doing things to taunt his fans. Someone posted copies of the supposed emails (don’t remember how they claimed to get them), but there was really no proof of who actually wrote them, nor did they show any of what the delphies claimed they did.

The final straw for me was them attempting to find a way to contact Sonia, show her all this foolishness, and urge her to intervene to get Miranda out of her adult 30+ year old son’s life. I just could not believe that grown women would even think of such idiocy much less discuss ways to actually do it.

I had hoped they would have given up by now, but I guess there’s no expiration date on stupidity.

“attempting to find a way to contact Sonia, show her all this foolishness, and urge her to intervene to get Miranda out of her adult 30+ year old son’s life.”

!!!!

Now just imagine what kind of person you would have to be to think that this was a good idea?
That gives you an idea of the depth of their psychosis.
Scary, huh?

All you need to know to understand how psychotic those gals are, is to know that CARMEN, yes THAT Carmen, is a member in good standing.
’nuff said.

Can somebody refresh my memory as to who Carmen is? Is she the one who had some sort of job in the “industry,” thought that OB was impotent because of his back injury, and had all these theories about how any pics of OB and Kate together were photoshopped? She either ran or posted frequently on an “uncensored” Orlando message board. Maybe I’ve got her mixed up with somebody else though. He has so many deranged fans it’s hard to keep them straight. I wonder if all actors have fans like this or is there something about him that draws the crazy.

That’s her! The one that Orlando’s security people were “aware of”.
The “industry professional” with all of the super seekrit insider information! Well, as ‘insider’ as you can get from working in a costume warehouse with no contact with even extras, much less stars.
The one who believed that a form letter sent by a magazine after she “WARNED” them about the photo manipulation of Orlando and Kate’s pap shots was validation that they took her word as gospel.
Oh, I’ll always remember the days of Carmen’s multicolored diatribes about the “obvious crack” in Orlando’s wrist that PROVED that he wasn’t actually TOUCHING Kate. She saw that when she examined the pixels at 15,000,000 magnification. She could do that, you see, because she is an “industry professional”.
I forget how many times she was banned from IMDB, only to return under a different name. She still posts there once in a while. With the same LOL-tastic garbage.

Oh wow….some of the stuff you guys have been saying about these loons (Carmen e.t.c) is just flat out creepy and on the verge of restraining order territory! I mean nothing will top that guy who’s covered his body in Julia Roberts tattoos, but still.

^ I meant what they were doing is creepy ha. JJ you need an edit button!

Bravo to the Blooms! @ 10/15/2011 at 12:25 am

If people are going to stop liking Orlando Bloom because of his wife, good riddance!!! As if these stupid girls would even get the chance to be with him. Girls can be so DUMB! Keep smiling Miranda. She seems like she’s got a good heart and a clean spirit. She’s classy. And that smile shows such happiness and appreciation for what she has. A happy woman attracts a man because he feels good with her. I hope they both smile till death do they part because they are so lovely together

I had forgotten all of that. She should fit right in at delphi.

Darn it! I’ve missed all of the fun!
I hate it when real life gets in the way of mockery!
You guys have given some prime examples of delpi stupidity, but you left out one, very important one.
The fact that they honestly (if you can use that word at all when referring to a delphite) believe that Miranda reads there. That she CARES about what five, lonely, hateful, bitter women on an obscure website have to say.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLL!!!
If Miranda walks down the street, they will claim that she is only walking down the street because they suggested it. If she and Orlando go out together? It was only because a delphite wondered if they had split up.
If she breathes? Well, that’s only because they said so.
Delusional, thy name is delphite!
LOL!
Here is one new example of their lunacy…
They think that the only reason that Miranda is wearing the FB this year is because it is phallic. That’s right, they believe that a long tassel covered in diamonds and pearls, looks so much like a p*nis, that they had to get a “****” to wear it. A TASSELL! Kinda’ gives credence to the idea that none of them has every had a man in their lives, doesn’t it?
I mean, no woman in their right mind who has seen a p*nis at close range could EVER confuse the two, right?
Unless the have some jeweled s*x toys that look like that. Toys that the probably have names like Oh Leggy, Oh Will or Harder Balian!
Now that could possibly confuse all of them.
Of course MysticLady showed up on the Fantasy Bra thread on ONTD. She posted some delphi lies, and promptly ot smacked down for it.
It was grea!
LOLOLOOOLLOOOOLOOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Duh! The plan is obvious! When people see that bra they’ll immediately think of a p*nis (????), and if someone wears a bra with an obvious phallic shape, she has to be a *****. Everything seems very logical to me, where’s the lunacy?
LOL

Yeah, that’s so funny!
They constantly say things like ‘Hi Miranda”, or “I don’t want to give her any ideas”.
She has EVERYTHING! Why would she care about what a few hateful losers have to say?
One of the idiots even wrote a letter to Orlando on her blog, because she “knew that he would see it”. I wonder is she is one of the ones who thought that it would be a good idea to write a letter to Sonia?
LOL!
@125
I love your sarcasm.
Uhm, you are being sarcastic, aren’t you? It can be hard to tell at times on this site.
=)

Oh dear lord, if that isn’t evident they have a few screws loose, I don’t know what is. Next thing you’ll tell me they reckon they’ve developed mind control over her and everything, all like “I made her buy those ugly shoes with my mind and wishing upon a star because they’re uglyyyy!!!!!1!! “

OMG, you guys have me laughing so hard I’m crying. Do these delphi posters not realize that they are laughingstocks? I mean, surely they’re just saying all this stuff for attention. Do they really take themselves seriously?

Oh, they are totally serious with this BS. They are insane, remember!
And I guess that they saw that we have been mocking them here. Of course, they think that we are only talking about them because they “bother” us so much! LOL!
The only time they “bother” me is when I have to clean water off my keyboard when I make the mistake of taking a sip before I read one of their posts Such a bother!!
They never cease to entertain!

The only thing that “bothers” me about them is wondering to what level they would take their insanity to and if they would cause any real harm to OB or his family. They’ve already tried to interfere in Miranda’s skin care business by “turning her in” to eco-cert and saying she was falsely advertising her products as being organic. MCamp said she contacted ASPCA about Orlando and Miranda when there were several pics of them carrying Frankie on his motorcycle in NY a couple of years ago. When they are not just writing delusional stories for their own amusement, but actually interfering and involving themselves in his real life, at what point do they stop?

They also have made fake facebook accounts to post lies about Miranda’s products on her site. And they post those same lies in the comment sections of any blog that mentions her products.
A few of them even send tweets insulting Orlando to people that he works with. Just like they tried to disrupt filming during Sympathy for delicious by shouting out insults during the concert scenes.
I’m sure that the tweets are taken for what they are, insane posts from bitter fans, and ignored, because these people know Orlando.
But Miranda should consider suing the idiots. They are quilty of libel, and could actually hurt her product’s reputation, thus interfering with her sales. She should make them pay, but I think that she is too busy being successful to let them bother her too much.
But I do wonder how desperate that they may become now that it is obvious that Miranda isn’t going anywhere. One of them admitted to staking out Miranda’s apartment. Another suggested that they disrupt a book signing if she ever has one. These girls belong in padded rooms. And I hope that the more sane members will alert the authorities if any of them make a serious threat. If one of them does try something, and any of the others knew about it and said nothing, then they could be held accountable as well. Would they go to jail for each other, I wonder?

You know I thought at the time when they tried to harass and embarrass him when he was filming SFD, that was the lowest they could go, but obviously I was wrong. Up to that point, they had been griping forever about his lack of work and that all he did was follow Miranda around and arrange pap setups. Oh, if only he had a real job again, they said, then they would have something to talk about and wouldn’t have to even mention Miranda. And what did they do when he was working on a movie, support him? Of course not, make it all about Miranda as usual and brag about mocking him to his face on his message boards, thinking others would find it funny. They quickly found out how wrong they were and tried to back away from their actions when they were called on it.

I remember when that girl started bragging about it on OLove, claiming that it was “hilarious”, then getting PO’d when no one agreed with her.
“It was just a joke”, she said. Yeah, a joke. What’s that old phrase? Funny as a heart attack?
She then tried to claim that it wasn’t her that was yelling. Just the girls that she TOLD to yell, so she wasn’t the bad person after all. So stupid!

Orlando has a wonderful reputation of being sweet and kind to his fans. I gave him such props during his play in London for coming out every single day usually more than once to sign autographs in the midst of what often looked like a mob scene. I’m sure that many times he just didn’t feel like dealing with it especially right before a performance. But the thought that he would have to put up with this kind of hate makes me wonder if he won’t eventually feel about fans the way he does about the paps.

Oh, the delphi gals found ways to criticize even that kindness. In their twisted opinion, he was being discourteous to his co-stars for signing all of those autographs. And he was only pretending to like his fans because they gave him attention.
*eyeroll*
The delphi girls have also mentioned going to a premiere to give him a piece of their mind (as if they could spare any). I think that all it would take for Orlando to change the way that he cares for his fans, is for one or two to say something nasty about his wife within his earshot.
I think that he is aware that not all ‘fans’ wish him, or Miranda well. He has made comments before about “most” fans being sweet, but that doesn’t mean that he will tolerate any disrespect. And I would hate to be the delphite that said something that caused him to stop signing autographs. Imagineher being surrounded by fans who have waited for hours for a chance at meeting him, only to be thwarted by something hateful that she said? LOL! She may not survive to brag to her cohorts.
=)

Yeah, I get the feeling that their courage disappears when they’re out of their pack.

Miranda and Flynn were spotted at JFK today. No sign of Orlando, yet.
I have been thinking that it is about time for them to be shooting the fittings for the VS show like they do every year.
They usually tape the show a few weeks befor it’s broadcast, so the fittings should be well on their way.
Oh, and Flynn has to be one of the most beautiful babies that I have ever seen!

I saw that too. Wondered why Orlando wasn’t with them since he will have to be in NY by the end of the week for Regis & Kelly. Maybe he went on to LA first. Yes, Flynn is adorable.

@137 and 138 @ 10/16/2011 at 11:35 pm

Orlando has to be in LA on Tuesday for Chelsea Lately. So he probably just continued on to LA.

That isn’t how I remember it, so I went back to the thread to check.

She wrote up her experience at the filming on Wanda’s site, and got lots of approving comments and the word “hilarious” may have been used. But she never bragged about it on OLove. In fact no-one did. Someone on OLove provided a link to her story and some of the people who went off to read it started complaining that she’d been rude (I think that was bad etiquette. They should have said that on Wanda’s site. If they wanted to discuss it on OLove they should have been very diplomatic because the board admin try to avoid conflict).

Anyway there was a row and another member who’d also been at the filming and met her, came to her defence, saying that she was a nice person and now regretted doing it.

I thought the person who did it did seem like a nice person who just got carried away by group pressure, ie everybody had been saying how cool it would be if she yelled rude things at the concert, and she didn’t want them to be disappointed. It reminds me how in those recent UK riots perfectly respectable people started looting TVs only to realise afterwards that they’d jeapordised their future.

So I’m uneasy to read you being scornful of her based on a skewed memory of what happened.

Well, then the person on OLove who linked to the “hilarious” story was the one that got all huffy because no one laughed.
And bad etiquette? I don’t think so. The story was basically brought to OLove, so why shouldn’t people comment on her behavior? And I’m sure that calling her “rude” WAS diplomatic, compared to other things that she may have been called.
And I’m sorry, a “nice person” just doesn’t do something like that. And she can’t blame peer pressure, as she was the only delphite at the filming. She made the choice all by her lonesome. It’s not as if she was surrounded by a lot of people doing the same thing and she just happened to join in, she INSTIGATED it. Big difference.
She doesn’t get a pass on this one. Just like the looters, she made a choice, and now she has to live with the consequences. I hope that she feels just a wee bit of guilt ever time she sees Orlando’s sweet face as he goes out of his way to be kind to his fans. Even though one of those ‘fans’ went out of her way to try to hurt him.

I don’t think some people are capable of feeling guilt or shame.

No, the person who linked the story didn’t link it because it was “hilarious”. The stated reason was just that it was another account of the event, which people would want to read. The story wasn’t all about how hilarious it was that she yelled, it was just one thing she described about the day and she was a little sheepish about it.

No-one on OLove ever said it was a hilarious story and got miffed because people didn’t laugh. That may have been going on in the subtext, admittedly. And maybe it was going on on Wanda’s site and you remembered that?

Also as far as I know she never blamed peer pressure. It’s me who is trying to (partly) exonerate her by blaming peer pressure. So please don’t hold that against her. NB I’m not a Delphi person. I actually did protest on Wanda’s site at the time because I was really bothered by what she did.

What she did was outrageous, deliberately trying to annoy him ON A FILM SET and after he’d been nice to her and she was thrilled about it. But it’s unfair to compound it with things that didn’t happen.

Just to be clear, I’m not the person with whom you’ve been having this discussion. However, I went back also and read the thread at OL. The person who linked to the story (a moderator on OL by the way and Delphi supporter/sympathizer/member – whatever you want to call her) said:

“There’s another, rather funny account of the concert by Vy at Wanda’s blog.”

So, she did find it funny. I do give you mucho credit however for being the only commenter on the blog who called them out on their treatment of Orlando. I don’t really even have words for how disgusting I find their actions.

Oh yeah, “rather funny” to a delphite always means outrageous and disgusting to a ‘normal’ person.

I am so disappointed that it looks like Orlando won’t be on any of the US network late night shows promoting 3M. In fact, I don’t see anyone in the movie listed for these shows. Why so little promotion in the US?

That surprised me too. Orlando will be on Chelsea Lately, but even though she is gaining on popularity, she is still quite small. His appearing on Regis and Kelly is a coup, though. Their audience is HUUUGE! And Kelly has always had the hots for him, so it should be fun.
I imagine that the entertainment shows will air interviews and promos.
Is there even a premiere in the US?

No, I don’t think so. I don’t understand the lack of promotion. I’ve seen a few commercials, but not like what there usually are for movies of this type. I do hope it will be a box office hit.

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