George Clooney Covers 'Rolling Stone'
Here’s what the 50-year-old Descendants star had to share:
On not being ashamed of loving sophomoric humor: “We think [farting]‘s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”
On not being metrosexual: “I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair. On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”
On his current lady, Stacy Keibler, tweeting about “smiling all day long”: “She can do whatever she wants. I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.”
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