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George Clooney Covers 'Rolling Stone'

George Clooney Covers 'Rolling Stone'

George Clooney takes the cover of Rolling Stone‘s latest issue, on newsstands Friday (November 11).

Here’s what the 50-year-old Descendants star had to share:

On not being ashamed of loving sophomoric humor: “We think [farting]‘s one of the funniest things in the history of mankind. Even the idea of a fart makes me laugh. Saying the word ‘fart’ makes me laugh. I have iFart on my phone. I have remote whoopee cushions. Farts. To me, there’s nothing funnier.”

On not being metrosexual: “I’m the least metrosexual cat you’ve ever met. I’ve never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I’ve cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair. On an awards-show day, I can play basketball, go in, take a shower and put on a tux – it takes me three minutes to put on a tux – and be out the door in 15 minutes.”

On his current lady, Stacy Keibler, tweeting about “smiling all day long”: “She can do whatever she wants. I rarely tell anybody what they should be doing with their life.”

For more from George, visit RollingStone.com!

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  • Volunteers

    George is so hot!! yummy

  • Darin

    I have always liked his movies!

  • SnOOKIE

    stupid questions, stupid answers

  • RockonMe

    Just C.U.M out of the closet already. You will be happier for it and it will cost you less money instead of paying these daft bints who hang on to you.

  • RockonMe

    Just C.U.M out of the closet already. You will be happier for it and it will cost you less money instead of paying these daft bints who hang on to you.

  • Ryan

    Go stare at some goats

  • Deb

    He is sooooo sexy

  • roxanne

    He is so lame.

  • TWPUMPKIN

    SHOULD BE ON THE COVER OF AARP.

  • NYC

    He is so over.
    He should come out of the closet already.
    He never dates intelligent, strong women just
    how they look is important to him.
    Too many brains is just too much for him to handle.
    Fart jokes? Not very mature is he?

  • tutu

    george is great looking..:)
    ..
    If it wasn’t 4 McDonalds giving away $250 giftcards http://goo.gl/nBaOR ..i wouldnt have had shit 2 eat this week..so i got 3 lol

  • miapocca

    who wants to spend time reading smoke and mirrors
    he used have used that time to GROW UP ..even for a\

  • Cari

    Why should he grow up? Why shouldn’t he date bimbos? He has made it plain, loudly and clearly, that he NEVER wants to get married again. Should he date a serious woman who expects marriage and would be hurt? He has made it plain LOUDLY AND CLEARLY that he doesn’t want kids. Should he date a woman that does so when the break up comes she is hurt? I think he is dating exactly the type of woman he needs to–ones that have no expectations beyond getting their picture taken, getting written about, and getting treated royally while it last in terms of money and attention. Not everyone wants to get married and have kids. Those of you trying to force him to “grow up” and be “mature” need to get a life. He knows what he wants out of life and isn’t marriage and children. Nothing wrong with that. He stands out in that unlike many men (and women) he isn’t caving to public pressure to be a husband or a father when he clearly doesn’t want to be either.

  • mary

    to RockonMe

    i have an uncle, my father’s brother, who is exactly like him which is why i understand where George is coming from. like George, my uncle got divorced. the marriage was not a happy one and my uncle said he would never get married again. so like George, my uncle dates younger girls none of them seriously. as soon as one of them even start thinking of marriage she’s gone. my uncle is no more gay than George is.

  • venenosa

    Nowadays, any tool in Hollywood can make it to the cover of Rolling Stone. Sad.

  • 007

    HEY GEORGE!!!!! HAHA HOW’S IT GOING BABY!!!!! BANG BANG IT’S TIME FOR U AND MR. TARANTINO TO PLAY THE BIG GAME!!!!! HAHAHA READY???? BOOM BOOM!!!!! THE TIME!!!!!! U GOT WHITE YSSUP, BLACK YSSUP, YELLOW, HOT, COLD, RED SMELLY, HAIRY AND BLOODY….!!!!!! ( K’S) HAHAHAHAHAHA WELL, U KNOW THE REST!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAAHA THE PATTY WAGON IS ON!!!!!! HAHAHA TWO!!!!! HEHEHE BOO BOO!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    LOOKING FOR LOVE AND A PARTY TWO GEORGE!!!!! HAHAHA I GOT A SURPRISE FOR U!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA WATCH!!!!! BANG BANG BABY!!!!! BOOM!!!! HEHEHE I LOVE U!!!! HAHAHA GEORGE YOUR MY ONE AND ONLY!!!!! HAHAHA TWO!!!!! HAHAHA FOR ALL OF U READING THIS, NOW ON YOUTUBE DUSK TILL DAWN-FULL YSSUP SCENE!!!!!! HAHAHAHA HAVE A FUN DAY!!!!! HAHA HEHE

  • Classy George, Classy

    @Cari

    So, according to you, bimbos/famewhores (your words, not mine) don’t have feelings and they are the only type of women that don’t want marriage/kids? That seems awfully narrow minded to me.
    I’m pretty sure the “grow up” comments are directed toward his comments in the interview though you seem to be fixating on Clooney’s relationships. If the women he dates are fine with non-commitment then so am I but he is the one who escorts these ladies (he never refers to them as girlfriends, as you’ll see in the article’s entirety) on the red carpets when promoting and campaigning while insisting that he’s entitled to his privacy, so he leaves the door open to criticism.
    I love when people say “get a life” while spending time on gossip sites.

  • 007

    HEY GEORGE!!!!! LOOKING FOR A PENNY!!!!???? HAHAHAHA THAT’S ALL IT’S WORTH!!!!!!! HAHAHHAAHA (ASK JAMIE TWO) SHE’S THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN NUG!!!!!!! HAHA THAT’S REALLY A BABA BING BABA BOOM!!!!! HAHAHA THE LEGS!!!! HEHE BOO BOO

    LOVE,
    SHE’S LESS THAN THAT!!!!!! REALLY!!!!! HAHAHAHA BANG BANG!!!!!!!! HAHA

  • not dead yet

    Keibler can “do whatever she wants,” George? Oh really? Does that include having her sleazy associates physically and terroristically threaten people? Around the time of the Toronto film festival, someone on the JJ blog posted with the name “Silk Route” and posted the word “Widower” on the same day I found a black widow spider in my laundry basket. After that, I realized that the first black dress that Keibler wore in Toronto resembled black spider legs in the back, and the second hairdo worn in Toronto resembled a spider’s nest. I posted about this on the JJ blog and elsewhere. I will take any number of polygraphs regarding the black widow incident, and swear on a stack of Bibles, because it’s the truth. So you’re fine with telling people what to do as long as it doesn’t interfere with your unclean Oscars campaign, it seems.

  • 007

    STEP RIGHT UP GEORGE!!!!! HAHAHA TAKE A LOOK INSIDE!!!!!! HAHAHAHA SEE THE WONDERS!!!!! SEE THE DOG FACE BOY!!!! HAHAHA THE TWO HEADED FREAK!!!!! HAHAHA THE BEARDED WHO SHAVED!!!! AHAHAHA BANG BANG!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    KMART SHOPPERS!!!!!! HAHAHAHA HEHEHE BOOM BOOM BANG BANG!!!!!! HAHAHAHA THE BIG BAND!!!!! HAHAHA HEHEHE LET’S TWIST AGAIN BY, CHUBBY CHECKER!!!! HAHAHA BOOM BOOM!!!!! HEHEHE HOHO

  • not dead yet

    @007: You must be Katiebuttplug and off your meds again.

  • not dead yet

    George Clooney supports terrorists. How’s that for p.r.?

  • 007

    LADY AND THE TRAMP!!!!!! HAHAHAHA HEHEHEH

    LOVE,
    ANGEL HAIR PASTA!!!!!! HAHAHA BANG BANG!!!!! BOOM BOOM!!!!!

  • 007

    # 22 ARE U BOO!!!!!!???? HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    HAHA

  • 007

    I THINK I WILL BE SHORTLY!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    WHAT ABOUT U????? BOOM BOOM!!!!!

  • 007

    #22!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    1984 HAHAHAHA

  • not dead yet

    While we’re on the subject of doing whatever she wants, in addition to the terroristic threats, does doing whatever she wants also include multiple lies and insinuations she posts online? I guess that’s all a-okay with George Clooney, someone who cares more about his unclean Oscars campaign than about other people or the truth.

  • 007

    #27 SHUT THE F UP!!!!!! HAHAHA HEHEHE

    LOVE,
    U!!!!!! HEHE

  • 007

    #27!!!!!! THE COUNTDOWN NOW STARTS!!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    START COUNTING SHEEP!!!!!! HAHAH IT’S TIME TO GO TO SLEEP!!!! HAHAHA BANG BANG!!!!!

  • 007

    #27 YOUR TIME IS UP!!!!! HAHAHA

    LOVE,
    FUNNY HOW TIME FLIES!!!!! HAHAHA HEHE

  • 007

    #27IS THAT WHAT U ARE ABOUT!!!!???? AHAHA HEHE

    LOVE,
    EVERY STEP U TAKE!!!!!! HAHAH HEHE THE STATE!!!!! HAHA

  • jsara

    So empty
    @Cari:

  • jsara

    He is old and weird

  • ali

    he is an old man .

  • nepenthes

    I think the whole extract is dumb but his answer to the question regarding his girlfriend is at least offensive.

  • Bald Eds Weevil Twin

    George is NOT DATING tha PHONY smilish fameho. THIS FACT makes Keibler look all the more STUPID and DESPARATE for $$$attention$$$. Insert finger in throat to COVER-UP your deception much?

  • signage

    Have you seen this quote from the interview?
    He said: ‘I might have a girlfriend, but I’m never going to talk about it. I get one thing to keep to myself.’
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2059563/George-Clooney-I-considered-suicide-agonising-spinal-injury.html
    How interesting that he said he MIGHT have a girlfriend. Sounds like a sly way of confirming that this alleged romance is just another showmance.

  • signage

    Also saying he gets one thing to keep to himself was really stupid given how much other personal stuff he revealed in this interview. TMI! Too much information. No one needs or wants to know about his alleged childhood rope burn incident or when he allegedly lost his virginity, both of which no one even knows whether to believe since he lies so much. But they probably aren’t HIS lies, are they. Probably a focus group consisting of Stan and some of his flunkies got together and came up with those stories to put into a press release posing as an interview. Notice that they included the rope story as a way of trying to confirm the insulting trashy false rumors that Lainey and others post about his having weird kinky sexual fetishes. Too bad you didn’t notice that before okaying the press release faux interview, George. I am being brutally honest here because obviously none of the people advising you are being even remotely honest. Fire your p.r. people stat and find someone you can trust, or just go it alone for a while, you’ll be better off.

  • Jerry6

    I have just lost all respect for the man. I do not think I will ever watch another of his movies. All I would see is a man F——.

  • Jerry6

    I have just lost all respect for the man. I do not think I will ever watch another of his movies. All I would see is a man F——.

  • Jerry6

    I have just lost all respect for the man. I doubt that I will ever see another of his movies.

  • Okay?

    Guys I have been thinking, since George had that accident on Syriana his actions have detoriated. People who suffer injuries to head and brain their personalities go under tremendous change. The fluid to George’s brain was leaking, and he bruised his brain too. I am not bringing this up to make fun of him. I think this might have a lot to do with his behaviour. Also the death of his aunt just might be at the core of what is going on with him. The sad part is that the people around him will not do anything about it. I feel he is going to get worse. Just thought I would bring this up.

  • Gelina Whiddon

    Dear Okay?, you might have a valid point when you wrote “since George had that accident on Syriana his actions have detoriated.”

    The alleged contract girlfriends did not start making appearances in his life until after he was awarded an Oscar for “Syriana” (the movie where he sustained the injury).

    You also said “People who suffer injuries to head and brain their personalities go under tremendous change. The fluid to George’s brain was leaking, and he bruised his brain too.”

    I mean it makes absolutely no sense in the world for him to allegedly rent no talent fame whores/prostitutes and place them on the world stage. It makes him look like a “john” and an idiot. Not good for movie sales at all!

    I think he can afford good doctors…now is the time for a serious mental and physical checkup for GC. I hope he reads this, don’t take offense, but instead take positive action.

    It is not too late for him to turn everything around because there is no place left for him if he continues in this vein, except rock bottom.

  • Okay?

    @GelinaWhiddon- You made some valid points. I tried to post earlier but this web page kept flipping each time I tried to type. Yes it does make sense that there is some deterioration going on. Sad part about all this is George’s stubborn nature, and most of the people around him not having balls to stand up to him on this. The s.k.a.n.k.y. women he frolics with sure will not do anything about it. It is so obvious this is happening to him. Yes he can afford the best doctors, but the issue with that if he gets a diagnosis that Hollywood is not comfortable with there goes his career. Then again, at the rate he is going his career is shot anyways. Since when is a Hollywood career more important than one’s quality of life?

  • ms. Pendleton

    @Gelina Whiddon:
    oh dear you are without pity for George
    dear Gelina of Whiddon Group
    we know your not profit “charitable organization

    Have a aged care services VIP for customers Hollywood over 60 years !

  • lucy

    to Not Dead Yet

    so let me get this straight. some one posting around the the time of the Toronto film festival used the name “Silk Route”. and he or she also posted the word “widower” as well. then you found a black widow spider in your laundry basket which you took as some sort of sign. Strange but ok. by the way, you do know that the black widow spider is very commons in parts of the world. it’s not a rare spider.

    then you suddenly decide that the back of the first black dress Keibler wore in Toronto resembled black spider legs and the second hairdo worn in Toronto resembled a spider’s nest that someone close to George was sending you, personally, a message? tell me, have you talked to your Doctor about this? i really think you should because he or she needs to know you’re suffering from some kind of delusion.

  • ms. Pendleton

    hmmm
    must be admitted that there is real similarity between Keibler
    and black widow…But no problem George use my dailyTrek now

  • Ugwywizabeddah

    Nuttin wrong with George’s brain. He’s waaay smarter than most people think (for their-elves). He knows who has been messing with his r’putation. Ticky tocky goes the clockey little bald weevil.

  • Ugwywizabeddah

    Nuttin wrong with George’s brain. He’s waaay smarter than most people think (for their-elves). He knows who has been messing with his r’putation. Ticky tocky goes the clockey little bald weevil.

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