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Jackson Rathbone Recalls Robbery on the Road

Jackson Rathbone Recalls Robbery on the Road

Jackson Rathbone snaps a pic of his bloody face for a travel essay featured in Paper Mag‘s December/January issue.

The 27-year-old Twilight star shared how he got into a fight with someone who stole his beloved black 2006 custom Gibson guitar while he was touring with his band, 100 Monkeys, in San Francisco, Calif.

“From the corner of my eye, I saw a shadow. I turned: ‘Hey! A singular exclamation that meant: ‘You son of a b—-! That’s my guitar! Get your ass back here before I cut off your sticky fingers and shove them so deeply into every known orifice that your parents will reel back and choose to never consummate that moment of lust years ago when you were merely a swimming little spunk in your father’s left testicle!’” Jackson recalled.

To read the rest of Jackson‘s story – including how he fought off the robber – check out PaperMag.com!

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16 Comments

# 1

Oh my god!!!… and he still looks smokin’

# 2
Obviously @ 12/17/2011 at 4:49 pm

what a loser

# 3

ahahahha hilarious or not ,

still good looking though

# 4
Reality Check @ 12/17/2011 at 5:15 pm

And what he really said was: “Hey…you…..” (5 seconds later) “Damn, he got away. I wish I said something cool instead of ‘hey….you’”

# 5

I love him! Lol!!

# 6

This dude’s hilarious :)

He’s so super sexy!

Haha! That’s funny , love this kid

ClearPerspective @ 12/18/2011 at 8:33 pm

“I held onto the guitar case amidst the writhing and the swinging limbs, as blood began to flow from my temple. Suddenly, the shadow was gone. I began to breathe again. I was alone with my love in my arms.” LOL. That is poetic Jackson!

He had enough time to say that.. hum…

Wow… fights on tour, hooking up with a “burlesque” dancer, now she’s pregnant. Nice environment for a baby on the way. Good lord.

he never said that

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