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Rachel Bilson: Rap Video for Funny or Die!

Rachel Bilson: Rap Video for Funny or Die!

Rachel Bilson raps in “Call Me Doctor,” a brand new video from Funny or Die!

In the video, the 30-year-old Hart of Dixie actress takes on her detractors who don’t think she’s believable as a doctor in her CW series.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Rachel Bilson

“Lab coat, Dolce. Clipboard, Prada. Vera Wang short shorts, nametag Doctor!” Rachel raps in the video.

FYI: There’s strong language in the video and it may not be safe for work!

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  • Molly

    I love Rachel Bilson! So funny. Wilson Bethel and Scott Porter are so funny in that car wash scene. I read Wilson was the one who wrote this?

  • sno

    @Molly:

    Yes he was.

    Additional Credits:
    Starring Rachel “Thug Lite” Bilson
    Also featuring: Wilson Bethel & Scott Porter
    Written by: Wilson Bethel
    Directed by: Dugan O’Neal
    Cinematographer: David Myrick
    Music: Charlie Bethel
    Editor: Arianna Tomasettig
    Producers: Wilson Bethel/Jason Baum/Hilary Kinzler
    Hair: Candice Burns
    Make-up: Bethany McCarty

  • amber

    That just made my day. Hilarious!! I’m so in love with Rachel Bilson

  • mike

    i love you rachel bilson

  • anonymous

    When is she going to do a rap for people who say she can’t act worth squat?!!

  • Kris

    This is hilarious! I don’t care what the critics say, I love Hart of Dixie…

  • K

    HART OF DIXIE IS THE BEST!

  • Marie

    SHit was madd funny loved it

  • maya

    she’s amazing i’m in love with her too, all my familly knows that rachel is my icon and all my friends alson ^^ i love herrr

  • http://twitter.com/hercalledrain HerCalledTheRain

    i looooooooooove it))) Rach is bad ass!

  • Jude

    I love it Rachel!

  • brenda

    She actually sounds better than some of the, so called singers out there.

  • Jen

    OMG HILARIOUS!! HAHAHAHAHA best thing I’ve seen all day.

  • ramo

    She is crazy! :)) I LOVE her! <3

  • Charlie

    Freaking LOVE her. Always have. This is the message to all the HATERS!

  • melissa

    j’adore cette fille, elle est extraordinaire, maitenant tout ces ennemis doivent se morfondre :)) love u rachel

  • http://twitter.com/#!/Leo_U Leo_U

    Haters get 2 words: Doogie. Howser.

    Damn i love this chick

  • Pepto

    I love that she’s stooping to this level. Nothing says WHITE TRASH like bad mouthing people like that. I certainly don’t “follow” Mischa, but I do read all these gossip sites, I’ve never seen her say anything about Rachel, derogatory or otherwise.

  • v

    Rachel is doing a movie with Bill Hader. He did an interview a couple of weeks ago saying she was very funny. I have to say, I believe Stefon now!

  • Dani

    @Pepto: Don’t take it so seriously, it’s just a joke. She’s not even the one who wrote it. Plus, you obviously don’t follow Mischa because she’s bad mouthed just about everybody from the show. Saying Ben and Adam weren’t that attractive and then I remember her talking about how overtly sexual Rachel was. Which is a little personal, no?

  • G.F or E

    Its just a light joke…. Better then i thought rachel would do, but about as good a rap your going to get from a white boy and girl lol.
    Dani you got a link to the mischa interview. I wouldnt mind reading it, see what she has been up too.

  • Dani

    @G.F or E: No, I read it posted on The O.C.’s IMDB page a while back. So maybe look there.

  • lexy hates bilson

    Wow! Shouldn’t she just be greatful that Josh has given her a job AGAIN?? Maybe she should try a video thanking Josh for giving her a career!!

  • nikky

    Haha love it, Rachel looks great as a rapper.
    I think she´s not believable as a doctor. But I don´t think it is because of her acting imho it´s in the way her part is written and let´s admit it the whole show is kind of unreal and exaggerate yet it´s my guilty pleasure

  • Molly

    @lexy hates bilson: Your username isn’t childish at all.

  • Charlie

    @lexy hates bilson: As Rachel clearly just told the haters ‘Jelous trick, suck a tit!’
    Peace out.

  • Bia

    Rachel is the bestttttttttttttttt. Love it! SO FUNNY!

  • whatever

    Another Funny or Die video. If only she was funny or talented. The writers and people behind the scenes of this funny or die video have the REAL talent. As far as her “sound” in the video, if they can make Lady Gaga sound okay in her songs, Ashley Simpson, and Britney Spears then they can auto tune anyone !!!!
    This is just an attempt to get some attention for Heart of Dixie acting like there is some BIG controversy about Rachel Bilson playing a doctor. There is no debate or controversy. Most people have never even heard of the show and will never watch it.
    Funny or Die has gotten so lame, Bilson, Bosworth and anyone else looking for some attention.

  • blossom

    this is hilarious coming not only from Rachel but all the cast!
    Love this show, it’s fresh and fun!

  • LMFAO

    Her Prius and everything in the video!! LMFAO
    Someone at CW got smart enough to make fun of Rachel as a doctor in a Funny or Die video since everyone was making fun of the idea already LMFAO

  • lexy hates bilson

    LOL! I guess while others getting ready to go to the Golden Globes Rachel was making her own videos!! Maybe if she sucked some !@#$ she’d be able to attend the Globes!!

  • ATLQueen

    THAT WAS TOOOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!!!! LOL!

  • Russ

    @lexy hates bilson: Your attempts at trying to sound cruel aren’t working. Who the hell cares about the Golden Globes? Just this video alone was more entertaining than the show. This was just a funny/joking around video, have a sense of humor! Some people just can’t say anything without being negative.

  • Paul

    @Russ:

    Maybe lexy needs to get laid.

  • KC

    This is really funny, and a great way to get some publicity for her show! I really like Hart of Dixie. Rachel does a great job rapping!

  • chanel

    She reminds me of Nat Portman with her rap

  • sloane

    A CW talent like Sarah Michelle Gellar goes to the Golden Globes… while some another CW talent(less) just goes by into a small-time video-making LOL

  • trisha

    Haters quickly becoming irrelevant.

  • fifi

    ‘when u see us doing 80 in the prius..’ lolol

  • Russ

    @Paul: I think you’re right in saying that. ;)
    @sloane: SMG’s show sucks big time, plus it’s ratings are horrible for the way it was promoted.

  • monreal

    The likes Zoey Deschanel (New Girl), Kat Dennings (2 Broke Girls) or Emily Van Camp (Revenge) must have scored much better w/ their lucky stars for wont even resort w/ this kind of prank/s. Their shows were consistently top raters – garnering 5 M or so viewers every week. – even if they’re not all regulars here at JJ.

  • sloane

    Wart Of Dixie sucks big time as it hasconsistently horrible ratings as well for the way it how & why it was even created in the 1st place.

  • kathryn

    hart of dixie is a cute show.
    cute guys in it.

  • sidony

    Look at those expressions.
    So much depth & range from a so-called acting prowess.
    I see a future acting nominations or even awards in her future. ROTFLMAOOO!!!

  • felix the rat

    She did good but I do like the natalie portman rap more

  • Jenna

    And of course it’s not the slightest bit embarrassing that she’s copying N. Portman…again! It’s the second time Rachel used the Black Swan motto for her purposes and Natalie did a similar rap video a few years ago. So original, Rachel!! Another proof that she’s incredibly jealous of her career. First she blabs how she wants the roles Natalie gets and now this. Yeah, right. Maybe she outta learn how to act first.

    Totally embarassing!!

  • fighter

    when she wears hat, she looks like selena gomez..and all rachel bilson minka kelly leighton meester and tori black look like each other. WTF!

  • no-kidding-sherlock

    At least Ms. Barkson knows that up until this time that whatever she’s doing in HW; they’re are not taken seriously (ever) at all.
    And making herself feel better by mocking just the likes of a another Dlister Mischa Barton – How profound!?
    And seriously, Hart Of Dixie is just an awfully poor & dumb/silly/stupid version of Gilmore Girls,

  • whodie

    @46 & 48
    How do you make a good TV show from an excruciatingly awful TV Hacktress?
    @47
    Care to add the closest one in that homely face?
    Its Khloe KarTrashian, justhe midget version.

  • trisha

    @Jenna and @no-kidding-sherlock
    What’s embarrassing is that you don’t get the sarcasm in this video. She is parodying and mocking the critics and all the criticsms mentioning and comparing her to those other celebs.

    So this rap’s for you baby!

    And Natalie Portman is not the only celeb who has ever done a rap video for fun so get over it.

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