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George Clooney & Billy Crystal Kiss During Oscars Opening!

George Clooney & Billy Crystal Kiss During Oscars Opening!

George Clooney and Billy Crystal share a kiss in this 2012 Oscars opening spoof of The Descendants.

In the opening clip, the 50-year-old actor begs Billy to come home.

“You’ve got to do it Billy,” George said, before planting a kiss on a hospital bed-ridden Billy.

“That was extremely loud and incredibly close,” Billy said on stage after the segment! Haha!

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Check out George Clooney and Billy Crystal kiss as part of the 2012 Oscars opener below…

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  • Boo

    That was very good and funny intro :)

  • jinery singoli
  • Cool

    Funny intro

  • TIMEKEEPER

    This was too funny. George was a good sport to along with it. Also it was hysterical when Crystal made a quip that maybe George would be going to bed with Oscar. Alluding to his playboy persona/Manw*h*o*r*e*. Ouch! George’s look on his face after it was said was priceless!

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    @TIMEKEEPER: Why are you STILL trying to sell this nonsense? Clooney doesn’t have a playboy persona. He has the persona of a pathetic John who can’t do any better than rent a hos. Playboys get desirable women who aren’t for sell, and no one can remember when, if ever, that applied to Clooney. Also everyone knows that he isn’t actually involved with Keibler, she’s just his hired publicity escort for his trashy Oscar campaign, the trashy Oscar campaign that was a giant Fail.

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    @TIMEKEEPER:
    The Oscars are over, and the trashy Oscar campaign was a disaster. What is the point of continuing to lie about it? Does George want to continue down this road and wind up exactly in the same place two years from now, which is the same place he was in two years ago? WTF? This *beep* needs to stop.

  • signage

    Google Clooney fauxmance, Clooney showmance, Clooney escort, Clooney fake relationship, etc., and you will find plenty of comments like the ones below, and no I did not make those comments. Continuing to push these lies is only going to make matters worse. Female Academy members are NOT happy with George and what he has done to set women in Hollywood back a few decades.
    “If Clooney were a famous actress the press would be ripping him to shreds for this fauxmance or that he can’t keep a woman. Instead the press plays along as if this was real. Must be nice to be a man in a man’s world.”
    http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/12/george-clooney-stacy-keibler-dinner-date-photos
    “If any A-List woman in Hollywood posted those kinds of numbers the media would crucify her for having a FLOP. She would also get crucified for staging fake relationships the way Clooney does EVERY time he heads into awards season or for giving nasty interviews.”
    http://www.gossipcop.com/johnny-depp-playing-dr-seuss-theodor-geisel-movie/

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    Clooney the dickless wonder also took fake date Keibler with him to the night before party. http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118050747.html?cmpid=RSS%7CNews%7CLatestNews
    He whored out his home complete with a staged photo of the contracted escort for the Person to Person cameras, and he has Timekeeper still pushing the fauxmance on JJ. When are you going to grow a pair and put an end to this shit, George. No one will respect you until you stop treating the public like they are idiots. Did you pencil in “truth and integrity” somewhere on your calendar? Anna isn’t an item on lay-away at K-Mart. You’ve already lost her, and you’re too arrogant to see it.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Get a sense of humor Signage. Crystal was slamming/taking a dig at the stupid image George perpetuates of being a playboy/man w*h*o*r*e*. It was funny as h*e*ll because there was nothing Clooney could do. Everybody else laughed in the audience but you, Clooney, and Kiebler. It is FUNNY!

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    @TIMEKEEPER: I wasn’t in the audience. I didn’t watch the Oscars, and I didn’t watch the Golden Globes, because it’s too disgusting to watch Clooney’s trashy contract escort Oscar campaign. What Crystal said would have been funny if George actually had a real relationship with Keibler, but he doesn’t, he has a pathetic publicity contract with her. Clooney does not perpetuate an image of being a playboy, as you continually falsely state. His publicity tactics instead perpetuate an image of being someone who contracts with trashy escorts. So did George agree to do the Oscar skit if Crystal agreed to make a joke implying that George has a real relationship with Keibler? So that was the deal? Or was George even told about it? Maybe Stan made that deal behind George’s back, not unlike other trashy deals he has made.

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    It’s becoming increasingly obvious that those around George, including you, Timekeeper, are plotting to keep the publicity contract and others like it going indefinitely. You have no intention of ever letting George be with Anna. You keep jerking Anna around, and jerking George around, first telling him he’ll see her in January, and now telling him he’ll see her in a few weeks or months, but you’re never going to let it happen, are you?

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    I’ll leave you with two quotes from Cold Mountain, one of Anna’s favorite books.
    “If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching, stop marching. Come back to me. Come back to me is my request.”
    “When this war is over, there will be a reckoning.”

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    These are Godless men, George. You owe them nothing.

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    Billy Crystal was in “The Princess Bride.” This “joke” arranged by Stan and company was meant both to imply that George has a real relationship with classless rent-a-ho Keibler and also meant to ruin “The Princess Bride” analogy script that Anna’s Passion Play has been posting on JJ. Crystal was probably unaware of why he was given that particular joke to say, but you can bet that Stan and company knew. These men do not care about you, George, and they care even less about Anna. You have to own your power and stop allowing them to manipulate you.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    You so frickin do not get it! Of course you wouldn’t since you are a bit thick headed. It is a joke period that George has this “playboy” image and. Sleeps around. It was further poking and making fun of that. For your information DIP I am NOT around Clooney. Shows how much you know now doesn’t it. Only one perpuatrating is YOU. You just want to be a royal pain in the a*s*s* which like from I heard about Clooney, you do equally well. STFU!

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Cold Mountain? Now you are talking s*h*i*t*! That is NOT one of her favorite books, maybe YOURS but not hers! Now who is talking like the idiot ? You know DAMMMMMMM well I have no connection to Clooney! Stop playing double agent! We know exactly who you are!

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    @TIMEKEEPER: George does NOT have a playboy image and does NOT sleep around. The persona created by his publicity people is a giant FAIL. The persona they have created is that of a desperate John who hires escorts for publicity purposes. Even if anyone believed that he slept with Keibler, that is not the image of a playboy but of someone who couldn’t do any better than a trashy woman who does anything for attention and money. A true playboy attracts CLASSY women who are NOT for sale.

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    How long are you going to keep beating this decaying horse? Are you really trying to convince George to keep this mistake going? Does George care about the pain this has and continues to cause Anna? Does he realize that the real test is whether he stands up to these men who keep telling him what to do? George, you are failing the test. The test is whether you do the right thing regardless of what others tell you to do. Maybe you are also devoid of integrity like the men who tell you what to do, and maybe your attraction to Anna was a fascination with someone who has integrity. Perhaps that’s all it was, curiosity on your part about someone who has a quality you lack. But you refused and continue to refuse to give her any closure, jerking her around and allowing others to jerk her around. She can wash the tears out of her pillowcase, but she can’t wash the pain out of her heart. She thought you were her friend. Why do you keep hurting her? What do you want from her? Do you want her to die? What?

  • signage

    Anna would take a bullet for you without hesitation, but you can’t even stop a huge mistake of a charade that hurts both of you.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Signage what the H*E*L*L* you are talking about????? Bullets? Cold Mountain??? WTF!!!!!!!!! You are so skating on thin ice and too dumb to know it! Stop making S*H*I*T* up!!!!!!! This is you and no one else!!! She does not even like Cold Mountain! You are stirring s*h*i*t* up for some crazy reason that is for sure. Crying in her pillow??? WTF!!! You know jack S*H*I*T* about Anna that I am talking about and you know it! Now I know why Anna had a message spread around today saying beware! She knew crazy s*h*i*t* was coming from somewhere this morning. She knew problems were coming the minute she spotted a few old cronies connected to Team Clooney this morning. So what’s next? OPUS DEI routine?

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    Everyone knows that Keibler is an escort available to anyone who can get her money and publicity. The blogs say it. D-Listed calls her an escort. Celebitchy calls her an escort. She sucks up to Jared on Twitter and invites him to things, so Jared refrains from writing what he knows is true. PopSugar doesn’t say it for the same reason that the tabloid TV shows don’t say it, which is that they want him to do interviews with them, but they, too, know that Keibler is just a trashy escort. The foreign blogs and press know it, too. This persona as someone who hires trashy escorts for Oscar campaigns has turned George into an international laughing stock. Continuing to push this nonsense even after the Oscars are over, knowing that the press and public know the truth, is beyond stupid and destructive. Everyone makes mistakes. Let it go and move on.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Take your own damm advice! Now it is very obviouswhy this stupid crap got started today!

    http://www.contactmusic.com/news/george-clooney-i-dont-care-people-think-im-gay_1298146

    George you pretnetious and arrogant a*s*s* /prick! Get a better hobby you and Signage! All of us saw this s*h*i*t* rolling down the street 200 miles away. GET OVER IT YOURSELVES!!!

  • TIMEKEEPER

    -pretentious!

  • signage

    @TIMEKEEPER: Yet another reason why pushing the obviously fake relationships with rent-a-ho’s should stop, as it just fuels the gay rumors.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    You idiot! I am laughing at the jokes! They are funny! It is good to have a solid laugh at something that is funny! There was no bearing on truth you nitwit! You are just as, if not more dense than Clooney!

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    @TIMEKEEPER: Again, Crystal was probably not told the reason for that joke, but the reason for it was to imply that George actually has a relationship with Keibler, and for that reason the joke is not funny but stupid and insulting. Clooney should be ashamed of himself for going along with the publicity contract for so long, and Stan should be ashamed of himself for arranging it. It is destructive to both George and Anna.

  • signage

    If George were with a classy woman and one who isn’t for sale, for a change, people would actually think of him as a heterosexual and desirable man. Instead we get this viscous cycle of trashy escorts for hire and damage control.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Really , and not for the long laundry list of dippy women he has been connected to publicly and secretly? Hey to break the news to you, but a long list of women found there way to her and told her ALL the sordid details of their flings with George including DETAILS about his home! When he interviewed the past few times in the last few years the details were visible so she knows these women were not lying. So check ALL your facts before you step in the role of judge and punisher. George told Anna himself that he is NOT a nice guy. Stop this s*h*i*t* about George and Anna. This is George’s s*h*i*t*pile and HIS alone!

  • signage

    @TIMEKEEPER: So what if there is a long list of women with whom he’s had actual relationships, that is certainly preferable to the rent-a-ho contract persona.

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    To clarify my comment about his whoring out his home for Person to Person, I don’t have a problem with his sharing some of his home with cameras and the public, although it was pretty clear doing that was part of his Oscar campaign. I do have a problem with the staging of the picture of the rent-a-ho for the cameras and the public in an ongoing effort to deceive the public, promote trash, and hurt women in entertainment and women all over the world who struggle to earn a fair living. I wonder how fast George took that picture down after the cameras were gone.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Now you are bypassing what I am saying no big suprise there!

    *******Really , and not for the long laundry list of dippy women he has been connected to publicly and secretly?*********************

    I stated that the joke was BASED on this, an not Kiebler, but you having the thickheadness and dimwit disease like Clooney you cannot decipher or comprehend that can you? So play with yourself, I am bored and tired.

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    @TIMEKEEPER: The joke was NOT based on that. The joke was based on Keibler dressing up like a mob wife in a gaudy dress that looked like an Oscar and on the fake persona that he is actually involved with Keibler and other trashy d-list escorts.

  • signage

    If George cared about Anna at all, or for that matter about women in general, he would put a stop to this nonsense once and for all rather than allowing it continue to be perpetuated. IT NEEDS TO STOP NOW!

  • signage

    Timekeeper you are clearly a man who has never been harassed on a job and made to suffer for not going along with it. Every time George does these contracts that make it appear that he is using the casting couch to promote trashy women, it hurts the prospects of women everywhere. That on top of hurting Anna on a personal level. There is nothing funny about this.

  • signage

    Actually his non-denial of being gay was a diss of Keibler. He just has a publicity contract with her and has never claimed to be in a relationship with her. She’s a non-entity.

  • signage

    So now “The Princess Bride” is ruined for me. I don’t even know how many years I’ve had that VHS tape. I guess I can smash it too and throw it on the pile with the smashed “Peacemaker” tape.

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    What else are you going to ruin, George? You ruined Anna’s holidays and birthday, all of the awards shows, and your own chances for an Oscar. Easter is coming up soon, so I suppose you’ll find a way to ruin that, too.

  • Who? Who is Anna?

    Princess Anna. If we lost her, then only we lost something very essential http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0s3HvcrwRQ

  • Inspired
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    @TIMEKEEPER: Why are you lying? How is saying that George is going to bed with the “Oscar,” a.k.a. Keibler, making fun of their FAKE relationship? That joke implied that it is a real relationship, and you know it. It would have been humiliating for George if Crystal had made a joke about the TRUTH. Since George has been pretending, albeit halfheartedly, to be in a relationship with Keibler, a joke that pretends the charade is real only reinforces the charade. A joke that assumes the relationship is real would be funny if the relationship were real, but it’s not. Probably the 1% of the population that thinks the relationship is real thought the joke was funny. As I’ve stated several times, it’s not Crystal’s fault. Odds are that someone else wrote the joke for him, and it’s also possible that Crystal isn’t aware that the relationship is fake, but it’s more likely that he did Stan a favor as they both belong to the same club. I’m disgusted with Clooney and you at this point. You’re all trying to continue selling the fake Keibler shit. What the hell is wrong with you? When is this going to stop? What does George want from Anna? Why does he refuse to give her closure and keep tormenting her?

  • signage

    Irony is usually required for a joke. The going to be with the Oscar joke did not include irony as the only way Clooney was going to bed with the Oscar was if it was an actual, real Oscar. No irony, no humor.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    You not only have issues but major baggage. This garbage affects YOU, YOU, YOU! You are the one that is being tormented and this other crap. You are the one running from site to site crying foul. Anna is more than okay. She figured out a long time ago that one has to accept what a total jacka*s*s* George truly is, as well as insecure. None of this would have to be discussed publicly if it wasn’t for you. You are an attention seeking banshee and it has been widely discussed you are one of Team Clooney’s tools. You still have not answered how you know who George sleeps with. You sure in h*e*l*l* give thumbs down, and “try” to bully anyone who does not agree with your mission. So how many times have George fooled around with you since you know so much about this man’s private life. He did not tell you anything that is worth s*h*i*t* to Anna! You are sorely pi*ss*ing off a lot of people with your damm lies about Anna! George is a royal, manipulative a*s*s*! You and your f*u*c*k*e*d* up melodramatic mind and drama takes everything to a whole new level. Since you know so much, how and who told you about the jokes Crystal said? Stop being a balless coward and talk! Anna and the rest of us is tired of your condescending s*h*i*t*!!!!!

  • signage

    @TIMEKEEPER: LOL. I have my own thoughts and ideas, but apparently that is not allowed. You’re just upset that I revealed your b.s. Okay, you win, tell George from now on I will think and say whatever he orders… psych! LOL!

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