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Stacy Keibler: Audi Beverly Hills Opening!

Stacy Keibler: Audi Beverly Hills Opening!

Stacy Keibler hits the red carpet in Asos at the grand opening of Audi Beverly Hills on Thursday (March 8) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The 32-year-old actress and girlfriend of George Clooney was joined by the mayor of Beverly Hills, Barry Brucker.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Stacy Keibler

“Hi Everyone! Take time today to love yourself for how unique u are. There is no one else exactly like you :),” Stacy told her Twitter followers earlier in the week.

FYI: Stacy finished her look with Christian Louboutin heels and H. Stern earrings.

10+ pictures inside of Stacy Keibler opening Audi’s Beverly Hills dealership…

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  • STACY KEIBLER

    YAAYYYY!!! I’m such a popular gal!
    i hit 100 comments just on my ribbon cutting appearance on JJ.
    Can’t be bothered to read what they’re saying but I know it’s about me!!!!
    Luv ya long time, Kirstie!!!
    ThnX 4 the fashion tips & stories you write on my behalf in the press, sweeteeee!!!
    YAAAYYYY!!! I’m the luckiest gal in the world.
    Time for another HELIUM BALLOON cleanse….
    *giggles*
    Douchebagz!!!

  • STACY KEIBLER

    My signature pose!!
    For all the boyz at Capitol Hill on Wednesday…
    LUV YA!!!!
    Anyone wants a shot at the title, Stan Rosenfield takes bookings for me..

    http://img52.exs.cx/img52/4702/stacy_keibler_bending_over_candid1ff.jpg

  • STACY KEIBLER

    words of wisdom:
    ANYONE CAN BUY BOOBIES, but U R born with long bulky legz like me & Hulk Hogan & Andre the Giant.
    YEP, we were blessed with GIGANTISM, my doc explained.
    Like, big word & stuff but it paid off for me.
    We’re the FREAKS..

  • ms. Pendleton

    Very unfortunate that our beloved George the Businessman not take you with him in SUDAN
    With your corpurel potentian
    business is done very Quickly &Easy

  • La Gioconda

    @ms. Pendleton: the slime bags who selected Kiebler the Giant bend-over fetishist certainly damaged Clooney’s credibility.
    I’m embarrassed for him.
    Krista Allen may have done naked photos, but she was sexy & feminine.
    This is a JOKE of monstrous proportions. Like Canalis and the nun habit.
    WHO HATES GEORGE SO MUCH TO WANT TO RIDICULE HIM WITH THIS FARCE??
    And why does he accept it when he hates the lies?
    He’ll used good-natured humor to fizzle it down in Washington, but the scorn and scoffing will be there like Chinese whispers.
    Aaahhh… the lady in the making….

  • LMAO

    And George Clooney, the naive buffoon thought he could win an Academy Award on the grounds that he was popular, with an embarrassing fugly freak as arm candy.
    WHAT A JOKE!!!

  • LMAO

    Coz bald dwarves like Stan Rosenfield live vicariously through pretending they’re A-listers like George Clooney & can date tall freaks…
    Everything their overbearing Jewish mothers frowned upon.

  • Timekeeper/ Kirstie Alley

    @LMAO: do you know how many bimbos in Hollywood are begging for a chance to pretend to be Clooney’s girlfriend????
    He just accepts the lamest ones as favors to his friends (Kid Rock/ Rande Gerber in Larson’s & Keibler’s cases) (Berlusconi & the mob underworld re Canalis)..
    But the idea is they make for an EASY EXIT. Plus hookers get paid so he doesn’t feel guilty. Bc poor Georgie hates to hurt another human being. Since he’s such a philanthropist!
    That’s right!
    He told Obama that he was “helping” Stacy out.
    Kickstarting her career.
    In reality, once the contract is up, no one wants to know about them anymore. Cavalli withdrew from Canalis asap once she was “dumped.”
    It’s Clooney’s name they seek.
    Keibler will fade into oblivion once this contract is up. But she can retire on her savings and give birth to gigantism defective babies… just like mommy… Unless she breeds with Stan Rosenfield. Two defective mutants may produce an averaged sized, albeit ugly critter.

  • http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/ KatieDot

    @Timekeeper/ Kirstie Alley: I like how he chooses the trashiest options just for me and the PR gnomes.
    To throw them in the snake pit so we can all poke fun at them.
    Love George’s humour…

  • ms. Pendleton

    @Timekeeper/ Kirstie Alley:
    Why not with him http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2637439/stacy-keibler-audi-opening-07/
    there she is very happy…and very good chance of Sumo JAPANESE

  • lou

    Sono Bugiardi @ 03/12/2012 at 3:37 am

    what you forgot is that every thing posted on the net remains for a very long time. words can come back to haunt. you were the one who said “I am not the who writes about the spider…” so, I went back to last year’s thread because that post is still one of the best psychotic rants of all time. i found it and reposted it because you seem to have a very short memory. what do you do? you start behaving like a five year old caught with her hands in the cookie jar.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Whoever is impersonating KNOCK THE S*H*I*T* OFF!!! You are doing this s*h*i*t* because you are trying to distract from something else! Everyone keep your eyes peeled in all directions! Something is being planned and is in motion! This is what this diversion crap is for. No one is that stupid TEAM CLOONEY.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Oh like Obama is that popular with women in America! Word has it he is gearing part of his campaign to convince women to hitch to his bandwagon and vote for him. Uh yeah right!!!!! Why is that huh????????Karma is going to b*i*t*c*h* slap you idiots. ALL OF YOU! George is a member of Council of Foreign Relations. Harumpf! Go ahead and give me a thumbs down. You idiots are in line for a a*s*s* whooping and too stupid to realize it yet. Give it a rest will ya?

  • signage

    Keibler’s father was obsessed with the movie “Golden Girl” and wanted his daughter to be a super athlete, so he injected her with growth hormones when she was a child, telling her the injections were “vitamins” to help her grow big and strong. She believed it, and she did grow big, but alas, she did not become a super athlete. Despite her artificially increased size resulting in a deformed cranium, jawline, and body, she would not become an Olympic caliber athlete, not even close. Instead of a Golden Girl super athlete, her all her father got was a daughter who wrestled in little girl outfits to appeal to pedophiles and other perverts and turned tricks in Hollywood in an effort to become a celebrity of any sort.

  • FOX NEWS

    Dears return of Soudan …yes
    George is not alone he found far from Village LA
    The famme of his life and mother of his child and
    He married in this village in the tradition
    http://storage.canalblog.com/94/81/761546/73691256.jpg

  • signage

    @signage: This is the movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079225/
    Keibler’s father thought he could make it happen.

  • signage

    @ms. Pendleton: Fifty bucks sayz she let the fat dude in the suit peg her cornhole for an extra thousand bucks.

  • signage

    @signage: I meant the fat dude in the suit at the Audi dealership.

  • http://yfrog.com/oevxaarjss.com/2010/12/20/smell-the-glove-irelands-second-chance-to-avoid-humiliation/ Timekeeper/ Kirstie Alley

    @TIMEKEEPER: you can KNOCK the S.H.I.T off, PHONY!
    I have over one million followers on Twitter.

    Out of 70million obese Americans. And I’m working on the remaining. So they can buy the constipation pills I endorse….
    I’m a major cultural leader.
    Clooney does as he’s told! He owes me.
    I delegate. Bully antics OR NOT!!
    *grin*
    YOU’RE ALL ROADKILL!!

  • signage

    How many impostors are on this thread, anyway? All this obfuscation in an attempt to divert attention away from the publicity idiots’ latest failures. I hope that George’s lack of credibility won’t keep his message about Sudan from being heard and taken seriously.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Signage you are right. Something is brewing and they are working real hard to create chaos and confusion. What do you expect from Team Clooney? What doyou expect out of a bunch of constipated lab rats? Guess George is bored to tears wherever he is hiding. Idiot (s)

  • signage

    @TIMEKEEPER: Maybe he went to Sudan to look for his mojo? LOL. Anna has his mojo.

  • CLOONEY

    @signage:
    Hi albino or mosquito
    My libido! comes from a very great song:)

    in Sudan The “healer”of village
    The “Healer”of village cured me

    i have now an increase in sexual tenshion or sexual desire
    my libido…a denial -NiRVANA LA LALA

  • The Pigiste

    Extract of
    CLOONEY BOOK TRAVEL

    Mojo Dojo is a figure of speech used in reference to a man or woman experiencing something that increases their ability to attract and satisfy sexual partners.
    After the break-up with Stacy I felt as though I lost my way with the ladies. Hooking up with Candy Love got me back in the game. She was my sensei at the mojo dojo….

  • Can’t Standya

    @The Pigiste: maybe George should have found a voodoo priestess to exorcize him instead. Empower him with good taste.
    With his experience, don’t think he needs a Teach-Me-Tiger sensei at the mojo dojo. He’s tried it all. Complacency & lack of visual and sensual stimulation is what took it away.
    And the hard liquor numbed it out…
    Yeah, smells like teen spirit to me, too.

  • http://yfrog.com/oevxaarj Timekeeper/ Kirstie Alley

    Oh, boy! If I was George I wouldn’t be showing up in Washington DC on Wednes. If only I was a fly on the wall in one of the Bohemian Grove private cigar & whiskey bars. The jokes about George & Kiebler are just about as bad as Berlusconi’s Sardinian recycled hooker. LOL….LOL…
    His PR team should be shot in the knee caps.
    Whoever chose this strategy… GRIN…
    Killing Georgie slowly :-)))) But he had a taste for big blondes last year this time.. So, he got what he deserved. Once the novelty wears off, the numb-nuts have to pay her off and find the next hooker. To appease his ego and convince him he’s still “got” mojo.. That’s his biggest fear. Losing his appeal…LOL

    Piers Morgan still jokes about George’s reply from his interview straight after his last visit to Sudan.
    “What would you want more an Academy Award or peace in Sudan??”
    And George replied, ” An Oscar!”
    13 months later, the Buffoon made a spectacle of himself.
    Yes I advised him to do the Keibler fiasco. So did Stan the midget & co.
    And the village idiot thought he was guaranteed the AWARD.
    LOL….LOL…..LOL….
    Mush, you huskies!!

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Okay Timekeeper/Kirstie it is time for the moment of truth. Why aren’t you guys telling all the TRUE details behind Ronni Chasen’s murder AND Stan’s link to it? Why aren’t you telling that it was a mob hit due to Ronni doing something EXTREMELY stupid? Since you idiots are so well versed in voodoo don’t you know Ronni’s spirit is still around seeking justice? That the man who was suddenly killed was just a stooge? A patsy? Stan , Ronni are all tied into the same mafia ties and that Stan was not only sad for his friend, but scared s*h*i*t*less for himself? Did you know Ronni IMMEDIATELY after death was all over the place seeking help with her murder? Why don’t you idiots elaborate on that will ya? Oh! Also that money going into Obama’s campaign is dirty money that is being funnelled from the wise guys? If you are going to f*u*c*k*i*n*g* impersonate me and call me Kirstie, GET IT RIGHT!!!!!

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Also that Stan can NEVER admit all of this to anyone? That these goons are also behind giving George these lame a*s*s* orders? That these fools are in so deep an air tank and snorkel CANNOT help their a*s*s*? That these goons are the one and same who threatened Anna’s life and family whom you a*s*s* wipes not good enough for toilet paper are now promoting as non existent? In fact one of them is a short, squatty dark haired fellow, short hawk/beak like nose, gold rim glasses, and drives one gorgeous Rolls Royce! He likes to cross his arms and look tough! Talk on that you dim wits.

  • Gioconda

    @TIMEKEEPER: Yeah, right! More ruses. More conspirasy crap courtesy of Clooney management fun & games.
    So King George, Kirstie & co laugh at the expense of other innocent people. Because on Just Jared, King George feels safe & democratic.
    In reality, he wants no trace of him playing & humiliating his prey.
    And obsessissve psycho Kirstie (who aspires to be more powerful than Oprah one day)’ can flood the boards & blogs with crap. Baiting anyone who reads here with a Ronni Chasen/ Stan conspiracy now.
    The status quo will remain as has been these last few years.
    More hookers in the usual mold (cheap & flawed) are being lined up for him whenever Kyborg’s expiration date is up.
    The “Anna” notion is another fabrication to play people.
    Kirstie Alley is Timekeeper, Prefertoremainanonymous on imdB, Cinderella & Davida Rochelle on clooneysopenhouse.com….
    And George is mean-spirited and insincere. Why humiliate someone that never did anyone wrong?

  • Gioconda

    @TIMEKEEPER: What’s your objective? Controlling & profiting from him, that’s for sure. Or are you in this together?
    It’s always about control. I don’t know why he accepts these fake publicity agreements. I know he’s not gay. Maybe occasionally bi/ experimental but most people are anyway.
    Humiliating someone who you consider naive might be just for entertainment.
    But spreading these far-fetched hysterical conspiracy theories of yours only reinforces ridicule. What a waste of precious time.
    I hope he does fall in love with some woman one day. You can’t control how his heart stirs, but you sure will try to sabotage him.
    But maybe he’ll feel a strong connection & true happiness. Strong enough to ignore your obssesive, negative influence.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Lol! Good try Giaconda. At least you picked a name that rhymes with Anaconda. For you are a true snake. I am not fooled and no one else either. What I said is not conspiracy theories. The true conspiracy is why in the h*e*l*l* George keeps a*s*s*holes like you around. That is the true question. I have no fear of any of you clowns, but on the other hand YOU DO! It has been talked about for a long time what I just posted. What we want to know is what was the disagreement was about in the last few conversations Ronni had. One of them a man who looked like Stan, but we don’t think it was Stan having a disagreement/heated discussion with Ronni. It is thought that perhaps this man was trying to drill some sense into Ronni’s brain. Too bad she did not listen. She might still be alive today. Oh by the way, drop dead. Well at the rate you idiots are going that will happen soon enough. God bless you. You surely need it.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Yeah Timekeeper/Kirstie his handlers deserve to be shot but the connection they have it can be guaranteed it will NOT be in the kneecaps. It is absolutely S*H*I*T*T*Y* the farce you idiots has set up! Set up the crap, and then hover like buzzards posting your manaical crap and posing like you are someone else posting. Give us a F*U*C*K*I*N*G* break! You all should burn and rot in h*e*ll! Stupid, just stupid! Have you idiots done enough damage? Sheesh!

  • Rambling Rose

    G, wot would I know?
    I’m just…. fluff.

  • Ah…Bite Me!

    ahahahaha someone is really off the meds again!

  • Saxophoniste

    @Ah…Bite Me!: yeah, you, Looney Bin. With your multiple sockpuppets.
    Elmer Fudd Rosenfield, the worst PR spokesman in Hollywood.
    Rendered insane from all the lies he’s been spinning for years.
    And the vultures who work for him.
    With his untamed shrew accomplice Kirstie Alley (George Clooney’s unofficial manager)… Sabotaging… destroying…
    Scared Charlie Sheen off.
    But here he is two nights ago having a good damn time:
    http://youtu.be/OeTYQN1bBZo

  • Saxophoniste

    yeah, good to see Charlie broke free from the shackles of Rosenfield exploitation & ridicule.

    http://youtu.be/jSlhud9KLg0

  • Rambling Rose

    And George is confined to a hermitic existence, pretending to date a woman he doesn’t want.
    Because in reality he hasn’t found what he wants? And if he had, he scared her off. Back into her cocoon.
    Instead:
    Allowing others to delegate how his public image is projected. Making a spectacle and mockery of him. Fake George.
    Real George the recluse.
    Because it’s the price to pay for fame & fortune.
    The Borgs blindly hunting and idolatrizing an illusion projected upon them.
    But it’s a Catch-22. Mass hysteria popularity nets the lucrative contracts….
    Hence George the Businessman accepts to fake date.
    So… disturbing… the whole concept.

  • Wolfgang Gunnerson

    To any of you imbeciles who post on Clooneysopenhouse.com, could you correct the idiot who wrote that Grant Helsov is born in 1965.
    NO he’s born in 1963. 2 years age difference with George.
    And Lysa Heslov, Grant’s beloved wife, is 51 years old.
    :-(
    I’ve been blacklisted from posting there by KatieButtPlug & It’s Me the Control Freak.

  • Rambling Rose

    George doesn’t need these fake publicity agreements for lucrative commercial contracts.
    He can’t be that intelligent if he believes what they tell him.
    He should be ashamed of himself.
    That’s why karma got him.
    I’ve lost respect for him.

    I’m sure the next one they have lined up for him is smaller and slimmer than Kyborg. The idea is that they hope he “warms” to her, unlike the last two who were quite plain to unattractive.
    That’s how they manage George. Like a puppet-on-a-string.
    Pathetic robotic premeditated existence.
    No initiative.
    No spontaneity.

  • theresa

    Wolfgang Gunnerson @ 03/13/2012 at 8:25 pm

    i’ve never head of this Clooneysopenhouse.com. But I did look up this Grant Helsov. On IMDb they have him listed as Born: May 15, 1965 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. that could be why the people on the website have his date of birth wrong.

  • Ah…Bite Me!

    hey nutjob…do you actually keep a catalog of all your alters? It must be very confusing which person you are at any given time…with all those voices in your head, it must get really LOUD! ahahahahahaha

  • Wolfgang Gunnerson

    @theresa: well, they’re wrong. I changed it.
    But imdB is more anal retentive than KatieDot of clooneysopenhouse.com. Stan’s PR employee/ cyberspace gnome.
    So it will take some time.
    Grant turns 49 this year.

  • Ah…Bite Me!®

    @Ah…Bite Me!: talk about the pot calling the kettle black.
    Stan Rosenfield the vertically challenged RETARD, mentally unstable Kirstie Alley & the pathetic robotic PR gnomes.
    A defunct outfit that juxtaposes Clooney’s image:
    FROM HUMANITARIAN TO
    billboard FOR HIDEOUS FAILED HOOKERS WHO NEVER QUITE HAD WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME MODELS NOR ACTRESSES.
    Z -LISTERS. So Stan can perpetuate his PRETTY WOMAN downtrodden Hooker theme. Albeit, unlike Julia Robert’s Vivien character, theres who*res are UGLY insatiable bi*tches. Mainly Canalis & Stacy Kyborg.
    CLOONEY NEEDS A REALITY CHECK.

  • Ah…Bite Me!®

    * oh, shucks, RE*TARD is also banned on Just Jared.

  • STACY KEIBLER

    @ STAN ROSENFIELD
    http://img52.exs.cx/img52/4702/stacy_keibler_bending_over_candid1ff.jpg

    STAN, BABY, cum & toss my salad again, you naughty midget.
    I know you can do it standing up, like last time.
    Heeee-heeeee-heeeee.
    YAY!!! My babe’s at the White House.
    I’ve been doing so many HELIUM BALLOON cleanses, that I won’t make a mess….

  • STACY KEIBLER

    OOOOPS… cu*m and toss my salad, STAN baby.
    Or are you over me already. You little devil
    Where will you ever get big muthertrucker legz like mine to wrap around you puny torso???
    Except maybe Hulk Hogan. But like, you’re straight aren’t you?
    I’ll do extras if you prolong my contract…
    George does exactly as Kirstie Alley orders anyhow….
    G’night Tweeples!!!
    Helium Balloon’s are da bomb!

  • new strategy

    the conscientious humanitarian:
    http://edition.cnn.com/2012/03/14/world/africa/sudan-clooney/

    And all is balanced out.
    For now he’s a pillar of international relations.

  • TIMEKEEPER

    Wow! So much for distracting bs this week….huh guys? Lol!
    http://m.deadline.com/2012/03/sag-pension-and-health-plan-raid-hollywood-union/

    Did Federal Officials “Raid” The SAG P&H Plan Offices?

    BY NIKKI FINKE | Tuesday March 13, 2012 @ 8:09pm PDT

    Email This

    EXCLUSIVE: SAG sources tell me that federal government agencies “raided” the SAG Pension & Health Plan offices last Friday. Unmarked cars arrived around 5 PM, stayed for five hours and left with several dozen boxes. Insiders believe the feds were either FBI or Department of Justice. All, including the Department of Labor and the Securities and Exchange Commission, had been contacted regarding the alleged embezelment claims surrounding SAG’s P&H Plan and the Craig Simmons filings. It now looks like this entire matter is being investigated by federal officials. I’ve asked SAG for confirmation, but on matters of the P&H Plan the guild normally points out that it’s separate from the union. I’m out of town but will have more on this Wednesday.

    Related:
    SAG Health & Pension Plan Fund Scandal: Hundreds Sign Petition For Impartial Probe
    Bad Health & Pension News For SAG Member
    Comments (4)
    Thank GOD I don’t have Pension & Health.
    oh… wait.
    Comment by TV Fan — Tuesday March 13, 2012 @ 8:37pm PDT  Reply to this post
    Anybody have any of this on film? Sounds like a good pilot.
    Comment by jade — Tuesday March 13, 2012 @ 8:43pm PDT  Reply to this post
    And so it begins.
    Comment by Matt Mulhern — Tuesday March 13, 2012 @ 9:02pm PDT  Reply to this post
    This is just the tip of the ice berg. No on merger.
    Comment by Tina — Tuesday March 13, 2012 @ 9:27pm PDT  Reply to this post

  • theresa

    @Wolfgang Gunnerson

    I finally got a chance to look at that website Clooneysopenhouse.com. Wow, that Katiedot really thinks she’s God’s Gift to Creation doesn’t she? can’t say anything negative about the girl friend of the month. all her rules and regulations you’d think she was dealing with children. just wondering, what did you do that got you blacklisted by Her Holiness Katiedot: I understand if you don’t want to say.

  • Wolfgang Gunnerson

    @theresa: well, theresa/ katiedot/ & your other host of names. Since you’re part of team Clooney, you already know.
    So, I won’t act the mischievous character of Wolfgang right now (to spare myself of your patronizing tone) & I’ll spill it to you:
    I was constantly provoked by members of Team Clooney (namely the people behind the bulllshit publicity about him & Stacy Kyborg), who post on your clooneysopenhouse.com phony forum.

    I made some honest comments, pointed the truth. Then fake usernames like DavidaRochelle continued to provoke & flood me through private messages. So I can act in a hostile manner perhaps. Who gives a shi*t anymore. It’s history.
    GEORGE IS STUCK WITH STACY KEIBLER for as long as the morons who control him can enforce it.
    And mad Kirstie Alley manages her public comments word for word concerning Clooney. ALL SO DERANGED & PREMEDITATED.
    ..
    Don’t know, maybe Clooney didn’t want to persevere with the DISASTER OF A PR STUNT Stan & Co forced upon him, in the first place. But he did. The hideous giraffe overpowering him on the red carpet. With the CHEESIEST GRIN in the business.
    He was reassured that it was a guaranteed Academy Award campaign.
    AND it proved to be a TOTAL FAIL.

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