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Stacy Keibler: White House Dinner Next Week!

Stacy Keibler: White House Dinner Next Week!

Stacy Keibler makes her way to her car after landing at LAX International Airport late Wednesday night (April 18) in Los Angeles.

The 32-year-old entertainer will be attending the annual White House Correspondents Dinner next week with her boyfriend George Clooney as the guests of Time magazine.

The couple will be seated at a table with Steven Spielberg and his wife Kate Capshaw, as well as Defense Secretary Leon Panetta.

“Fitting 4 my dress 4 the Correspondents’ Dinner next wknd, check. Butt kicking’ @ @barrysbootcamp check, #back2reality from vacation, check,” Stacy tweeted.

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# 1

She wouldn’t be anywhere near this dinner if it weren’t for Clooney. What a joke this woman is

# 2

Sean

she’ll be in good company. there’s no way you’ll be allowed anywhere near this dinner either.

# 5

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# 7

so ridiculous! — but maybe she has some opinions about putin and how best to correspond with him.. doubtful tho’.

# 8

I want George and Stacy to make a beautiful baby…does he have kids? I never followed his life so I have no idea but Stacy seems good for him.

# 9
Ah...Bite Me!® @ 04/21/2012 at 6:30 am

What a hideous who*re.
Stan Rosenfield the creepy midget publicist with only 2 notable clients on his book (one of whom is the ONLY one who makes additional revenue through for him, ie George) and Kirstie Alley (the Z-lister yo-yo dieting old bag who aspires to be the white Oprah Winfrey entrepreneur media personality & the defunct pr network of KatieCunt.dot who runs clooneysopenhouse.com chose this overgrown hideous freak giant rodent as Clooney’s current publicity girlfriend.
And George the Pusssy accepted and lost big time. It hasn’t dawned on the buffoon how much he lost.
The Academy Award, his credibility, his sobriety… There’s no love interest in his life, so he resorts to scum relationships compliments of a pathetic PR team backing the loser!!!

UGLIEST wrestler HOOKER EVER @ 04/21/2012 at 6:38 am

Stacy Kyborg:
-BROKEN NOSED FREAK.
* on one side her failed rhinoplasty hooks over like a parrot’s beak.
* on the other profile, it’s pinched and retroussed.
-MORE WRINKLES ON HER BALLOON FACE THAN A LOS ANGELES FREEWAY MAP.
-NO LIPS AT ALL. CAN’T EVEN GIVE A DECENT ********. NOTHING TO GRIP.
(not that Canalis could give a ******** with those loose Steven Tyler rubber lips on her horse face).
-A SOCCER BALL HEAD
-THIN STRINGY SICKLY HAIR
- OVERGROWN GARGANTUAN BODY LIKE A QUARTERBACK AND SOLID LEGS LIKE A MAN. Andre the Giant also had similar sized legs.
- A WIDE PELVIS THAT EXCEEDS CLOONEY’S DIMENSIONS.
- NO ****S
—-
Hideous freak who never made it as a model nor an actress.
Just a cheap wrestler valet after Vince McMahon made her service a bunch of old executives who liked to be pegged with strap-ons.

UGLIEST wrestler HOOKER EVER @ 04/21/2012 at 6:39 am

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-NO LIPS AT ALL. CAN’T EVEN GIVE A DECENT B*L*O*W JOB. NOTHING TO GRIP.
(not that Canalis could give a B*L*O*W JOB with those loose Steven Tyler rubber lips on her horse face).

Harsh Reality @ 04/21/2012 at 6:50 am

So in an upcoming magazine Stacy “the ugly greedy hook*er” Keibler has trimmed down because Kirstie Alley & Stan Rosenfield advised her to lose weight for several main reasons.
Oh, KatieCunt.dot also construed the theory.
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See, George (who posts as Lorenzo on Celebitchy) has repeatedly complained that this hideous giant wh*ore is not only too ugly for him, but also too FAT! Yes, as Lorenzo, he stated that he can’t get over the size of her huge rump.
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Now, KatieCunt.Dot (& her myriad of sockpuppets) and Kirstie Alley STRONGLY ADVISED STACY KYBORG TO GO ON THE CLOONEY PR GIRLFRIEND DIET. He likes slender petite frames, so Stacy was told that the only way they can keep the PR arrangement going ALL SUMMER is if she trims down.
This way they hope, with summer on approach, he may get drunk and have sex with Kyborg one night… Then WARM TO HER…..*shock/ horror* and KEEP ANOTHER YEAR OF THIS BULLLSHIT.
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The fact that the self-loathing Clooney is doing this at all, is beyond ridiculous. But he doesn’t find Stacy Kyborg REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE. Not at all!!!
Still… he slept with Canalis in Hawaii, during summer 2010 and on & off in 2009. She was advised to “comfort” him when he gets all “drunk, deep and meaningful.”
This is how much George Clooney is controlled like a puppet-on-a-string.
His management have even mastered the art of doing so by making him think that HE TAKES INITIATIVE.
THEY HAVE RENDERED HIM A BUFFOON. A COMPLETE FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC. A FOOL.

UGLIEST wrestler HOOKER EVER @ 04/21/2012 at 6:51 am

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and NO ****S

UGLIEST wrestler HOOKER EVER @ 04/21/2012 at 6:52 am

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NO TI*TS/ BREASTS.
Flat chested, masculine ugly who*re.
Somebody buy her a set of silicons to match her wide rump.

Phys Major @ 04/21/2012 at 6:59 am

SO STACY KYBORG THE HIDEOUS WHO*RE lost a ton of weight and her arms are more angular.
BUT HER FACE IS EVEN MORE UGLY.
THE SOCCER BALL CRANIUM EVER MORE OBVIOUS.
Her head looks just like Charlie Brown.
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They PR gnomes, Kirstie & Stan the weasel think that if she downsizes Clooney will find her more appealing.
But the bone structure remains of a HUGE MUTHERTRUCKER.
She looks like a drag queen.
The titty tape fiasco and shoe strap slippage at the premieres in Paris & London respectively last year show what a lousy piece of red carpet butt bracelet this hardened bi*tch is.
Of course, we cannot judge people if they’re not physically beautiful, but she’s a mercenary prosti*tute escort who is out for the money.
She’s told Clooney is impotent after the Syriana accident that’s why he’d doing this.
However, his PR team call him insane behind his back.

They tell him: George “the internet is you playground.” Go select your next PR escort hired hoooker off the DWTS smorgasbord or elsewhere, dearie.

Phys Major @ 04/21/2012 at 7:02 am

@Nika: do you gnome, moron??? He has to insert his pen*is inside her ****** to impregnate her, dumb bi*tch!!! And you know that won’t happen
Why is it you PR correspondent scum are all behind the scenes???
Cos you’re all so fuc*king ugly that you have to stay hidden!

Phys Major @ 04/21/2012 at 7:04 am

@abc: yeah, she can offer to peg any correspondent in the toilets for a fee.
She keeps her strap-on between her thunder-sized tree trunks.

Ah...Bite Me!® @ 04/21/2012 at 7:08 am

@lou: neither can you attend, KatieCunt.dot.
PR scum like you and the frump brigade can only stay hidden behind the scenes.
Kyborg pollutes the world with her ugliness.
You pollute the public’s consciousness with PR spinning lies.
And your loser boss Stan Rosenfield/ Pari the midget can only loiter around wishing he was a star. Hating Clooney the Puppet-On-A-String Idiot. And profiting off him. Sabotaging all along. For a quick buck.
For him & mad Kirstie Alley the two bit TV actress who’s still bitter that she never made it as an A-lister.

Give me a guess a bout the break up announcement ,I think it will be in the summer

Dr Feelgood @ 04/21/2012 at 7:12 am

Clooney is such a loser, anyway.
I have zero respect for an alcoholic who thought he was going to win an Academy Award for such a mediocre performance and a glycerin tear.
He’s lost perspective. Controlled left, right and center.
Everyone, even Signage is playing a duplicitous game.
He’ll never break free.
Cos he’s too insecure and has panic attacks prior to red carpet events.
FACT

political rhetoric @ 04/21/2012 at 7:14 am

Clooney the Scum is taking Stacy the Cheap Hideous Freak to the White House correspondents dinner to be controversial.
Because the moron thinks that a wrestler freak ugly cun*t like her will impress the staunchly conservative.
In reality, they’ll scoff at his bad taste!!!
And on top of that, SPECULATE THAT HE’S QUEEER AS FOLK!!

Libertarian @ 04/21/2012 at 7:20 am

pretentious phony muthatruckers make me wish Obama losers.
Even if I’m a Democrat.
I’d gladly become a left of center/ ultra liberal Republican, just to pisss assswipes like Clooney off!!!!
That cockssuckker Stan Rosenfield tells the prick to JUMP, and Clooney the Clown obliges him! “How High, master???”

I KNOW she's the one.... @ 04/21/2012 at 8:50 am

I’m pretty sure I heard that they are secretly getting married BEFORE the Brangelina! So it must be serious…maybe sometime around his birthday? We’ll see…stay tuned in!

It must be a slow gossip day if all you have is Stacy walking through LAX. If it wasn’t for George she wouldn’t be going to the dinner. I would love to listen in on the table conversation between Leon Panetta and Stacy.

Phys Major @ 04/21/2012 at 9:22 am

@I KNOW she’s the one….: yes of course! Because she’s such a dog! Nice try, KatieCunt.dot (the ugly dragon bit*ch Stan Rosenfield hired) and old battleaxe Kirstie Alley.
Get old George to an anaesthetist first and then wheel him down the isle to marry this overgrown fugly trash can.
The professional excrement on rope scrubber!
Clooney can marry her for all I care.
He has no love interest! Crusty old goat can’t even get a hard on anymore!!! Old, alcoholic bore!!!
With an obnoxious male chauvinist prick personality.
The kind of asssholes I love to break.
Stacy the Feces Scrubber is super adept with her strap on anyway.
She should get it surgically attached!

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