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George Clooney: Navedano with Stacy Keibler!

George Clooney: Navedano with Stacy Keibler!

George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler enjoy a night out on Tuesday (June 19) in Lake Como, Italy.

The happy couple held hands as they walked into Navedano restaurant to grab dinner.

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Rumors that Stacy was pregnant were recently debunked after she and George were spotted drinking red wine with a group of friends.

The blonde beauty also squashed the pregnancy gossip by showing off her rock hard abs in her first Instagram photo. “I am officially on @instagram! :),” Stacey tweeted.

FYI: Stacy is wearing a Robert Rodriguez dress.

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# 1
Love The Shoes @ 06/21/2012 at 10:34 am

13 months, 29 days, 13 hours, 59 minutes, 1 second until your last “Sunday In the Park With George.” Make sure to keep the robe!

# 2

Gorgeous couple. Wow, does Stacey have a fantastic body. I would LOVE to have a toned body like hers, look at that stomach. Yep, I jealous.

# 3

@sarah:
how have this stomach flat
with her ​​big appetite

# 4
TIMEKEEPER @ 06/21/2012 at 11:32 am

Sarah I am just curious. How long will you and the rest of the paid staff keep this up? You get too many negative postings and you set up another photo op. You instruct the paparazzi on how overzealous you need them to be. Anyone who poses as a threat or George is ticked at you create disturbances in their lives. How lonhg will this charade will go on? Don’t you realize George’s buddy RC has been flushed out for who he really is? The brother of someone that slept with Julia R? How much longer will this charade continue? All it takes is the right phone calls to some people and this house of cards will start crumbling. What do you tell your families about this nonsense? George USE to presented like a truly decent man. Now everything is tainted, rotten, and maggot filled. Lying to your friend Barack aka POTUS? Oh how the mighty has fallen….

# 5
DillonSocorro @ 06/21/2012 at 11:35 am

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# 6

George isn’t happy.. you can see right through him.

# 7

I think her contract was extended.

# 8

Me next George!!!

TIMEKEEPER @ 06/21/2012 at 12:18 pm

Paulie the contracts are always extended and you can tell hen they are. How? Anyone and I mean ANYONE who poses as a threat they take EXTREME measures to eradicate them and make sure their stooges keep an eye on them. There are a few people who VERY UNHAPPY AND DISAPPOINTED with George. Like I said before, how have the mighty has fallen. A sad day…………

SunnyDays @ 06/21/2012 at 1:18 pm

George and Stacy are so ridiculously fake it is unbelievable! I love to watch them barely ever make eye contact. Keep up the totally unconvincing photo ops guys — maybe some really, really, really stupid people will buy you two not having the worst chemistry ever by the millionth chance pap encounter which should be sometime next week!

LMAO!!

@TIMEKEEPER:

Gee and you know this how?

Dead Flowers @ 06/21/2012 at 2:00 pm

@sarah: as a PR rep you would say that. STACY KEIBLER HAS NOT GOT A SEXY FEMININE BODY. She’s overgrown, hunched back, built like a quarter back with gridiron padding. Bulging, massive legs like Hulk Hogan
NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE DIETS, she’s a HUGE MUTHERFCUKER.
AND WITH THE UGLIEST FACE. A potato head as George called her to his PR team last week :-))
Yes, a bogus relationship.
Ugly, ugly, ugly.
What a job to be her PR rep. Not even Clooney’s name can net her a commercial contract because let’s face it, no one is buying it.

Stacy KEIBLER IS SO UGLY!!! @ 06/21/2012 at 2:03 pm

@Lanalu: because she does you fcuked up useless parasite PR gutter refuse.

Stacy Keibler is an UGLY DISEASED WHO’RE WHO USED TO RUB HER EXCREMENT ON WRESTLING RING ROPES AND….
she RIMMED clean the shitt off VINCE MCMAHON’S anu’s to get on WWF.
And he brown showered her ugly face a few times.
That’s humiliation…
It’s a well known in WWF circles. Big Poppa Pump leaked.

The Queen of England is a parasite. Off with her head.
Feudal governments are oppressive.
Blood-sucking leeches.

Save water:
Shower once a week.
I do.

Oh, gross!!!
Look at HUNCHBACK STACY.
What a vile looking beast.
Her face is so hideous.
A massive fat potato head.
A huge vagi’na that looks like a ***** is tucked in there.
NO LIPS SO SHE CAN’T SU’CK DI’CKS PROPERLY.
YOU KNOW, NOTHING TO GRIP ON THE SHAFT.

She’s too toxic for George Clooney. Is he such an insecure pusssy that he agrees to this baloney?
Did his childhood illness leave long term psychological scars. Poor dear.
No wonder he’s an alcoholic.
TO CHOOSE TO PRETEND HE’S DATING A FILTHY CHEAP AND UGLY GUTTER TRASH LIKE STACY KEIBLER SHOWS DESPERATION.

Dead Flowers @ 06/21/2012 at 2:18 pm

Alopecia for sure.
Look at that dirty bleaches thin straw hair.
Sickly who’re.
Must have had syphilis or Hepatitis after she rimmed Vince McMahon’s ass full of feces.

Pegging Pro Stacy Keibler @ 06/21/2012 at 2:20 pm

she’s versatile.
She also services any man who wants it up the asss with a strap-on. I mean, she’s got the build of a solid big dude.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/21/2012 at 2:23 pm

Say all you want.
GEORGE CLOONEY THE LOSER IS TO BLAME FOR THIS MESS.
FOR INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO THIS FILTH.
When he himself hates Stacy Keibler and Elisabetta Canalis.
Now, the mutherfcking DERANGED ALCOHOLIC ******* is in his moldy stinking rat-invested old villa licking his wounds.
But he expects a big media frenzy between the ugly who’res, ACCORDING TO THE BULLLSHIT his PR team have fed the imbecile.
REALITY: NO ONE GIVES A ****. Bored housewives are disinterested.

ms. Pendleton @ 06/21/2012 at 2:27 pm

Parades of rags of bad quality
What is the purpose
we know that she have more expensive garderobe…

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/21/2012 at 2:27 pm

Say all you want.
GEORGE CLOONEY THE LOSER IS TO BLAME FOR THIS MESS.
FOR INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO THIS FILTH.
When he himself hates Stacy Keibler and Elisabetta Canalis.
Now, the mutherfcking DERANGED ALCOHOLIC MOR’ON is in his moldy stinking rat-infested old villa licking his wounds.
But he expects a big media frenzy between the ugly who’res, ACCORDING TO THE BULLLSHIT his PR team have fed the imbecile.
REALITY: NO ONE GIVES A SH’IT. Bored housewives are disinterested

Johnny Depp is about the same age as George Clooney. Also from Kentucky but looks young enough to be George’s son.
SO MUCH SEXIER!
And single and sane, ladies

Dead Flowers @ 06/21/2012 at 2:31 pm

*I HATE GEORGE CLOONEY*
—–
Well, when you’re sitting there
In your silk upholstered chair
Talking to some rich folks that you know
Well I hope you won’t see me
In my ragged company
You know I could never be alone

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the Queen of the Underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flower by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave

Well, you’re sitting back
In your rose pink Cadillac
Making bets on Kentucky Derby Day
I’ll be in my basement room
With a needle and a spoon
And another girl can take my pain away

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the Queen of the Underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flower by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave

Take me down little Susie, take me down
I know you think you’re the Queen of the Underground
And you can send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flower by the US mail
Say it with dead flowers at my wedding
And I won’t forget to put roses on your grave
No I won’t forget to put roses on your grave

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/21/2012 at 2:37 pm

Deranged mutherfcking assshole George Clooney.
*****A prisoner of his own misery.*****
Over 50 and still lying & deceiving the masses.
PRETENDING to date an ugly despicable whor’e who annoys the fcuk out of him. Who he calls a giant rodent, a hunchback, a hooker and a potato.
Having to live a life of LIES.
DERANGED TWISTED ALCOHOLIC BAST*ARD!!!

Cat'O-9-Tails @ 06/21/2012 at 2:39 pm

Does Stacy suffer from scoliosis? I mean the hunchback?
I know she was born with gigantism, so people shouldn’t pick on her if she’s a re*tard.

She photoshopped the BIG PEN*IS VEIN OFF HER BOTOXED FOREHEAD.
But….. seems to have re-pasted it in her crotch…

is Clooney a fagggot?
Why does he fake-date ugly hideous c*u*n*t*s with whom he looks like he wants to barf all over? Zero chemistry.

Took a dump @ 06/21/2012 at 2:48 pm

Bulimic Stacy has blocked the sewer pipes in the stinking moldy old eroding villa in Como. Rusty and old to start with, the plumber discovered a deluge of big T*U*R*D*S from her guestroom toilet caused blockage on the whole property. His cousin Miguel & his lady slept on a boat all night to avoid the stench.

@huh?: more than likely bisexual. That’s my hunch 99.9%.

@GeorgeJR: Easy, it’s called doing a “cleanse” by taking copious amounts of laxatives. Releasing old photos and pretending they’re new also helps. Keibler is an alcoholic and has a beer gut. I hope she gets tested for syphilis being that baldness such as her receding hairline is a symptom.

In Vino Veritas @ 06/21/2012 at 3:55 pm

@huh?: somewhere along the line he learned to like d*i*c*k too. But not exclusively like say…. Travolta & Cruise do… NO, George still sort of likes pusssy. But he’s struggling big time to come to terms with it. Inner turmoil hell.
In an innuendo filled message on clooneysopenhouse.com, he even admits that the blind leak about the 17 year old plumber was real. That he was providing sexual extras to Clooney, in lieu of plumbing.
[For any newbies, Google: Clooney, Italy, plumber, gay...) It'll lead you to it.] But he still has his gay Cuban long term companion Waldo Sanchez too.
More importantly, Clooney ADMITS IT. He posts as It’s Me on clooneysopenhouse.com
And the PR gnomes will attack and say I’m nuts, no doubt.
Alas, it’s true.
Take it or leave it.. But it’s the truth.

Annabella @ 06/21/2012 at 5:38 pm

Well…. my interest in GC has completely waned.
My heart shifted gears.
Yet another summer of fake Clooney photo-ops with ugly hoookers is not for me. Waste of time.
I’ve no respect for a man who lies to the world about his private life.
An insecure, deluded alcoholic fool.
He’s aging so rapidly because of his own misery.
He brought this upon himself.
———-
By comparison,

Kate Upton – now she’s a big, sexy pretty blonde.
Megan Fox – gorgeous, sexy feminine badass brunette.

The mutants Clooney selects are not beautiful nor stimulating to the senses. And the loser looks pathetic & miserable beside them.
————
Good night and good luck!
God knows you’ll need it.

Clooney’s relationships with these random gold diggers are just getting really tiresome. Stacy Keibler is just the lastest “trend” on GC’s “fashion season” and probably won’t take long before she becomes “obsolete” and fades out. Yup, she better take advantage of this and build something for her while she can. I doubt not that by this time next year, he’ll be with a new “Stacy Keibler”. All these neverlasting relationships with random anonymous less powerful women are not fooling anyone anymore. It looks too much like PR strategy to hide the truth that GC is gay.

Maybe he’ll shock everyone and not “date” again after Stacy is gone. Stranger things have happened!

George fired all his bodyguards after he started dating Stacy. What’s the point? She could fill the roles of 4 bodyguards…!

molly libby @ 06/22/2012 at 12:50 am

It is sad to see so many cruel comments, however they both do not look very happy. Gc especially, and it is not entirely his fault. He is pushed into many situations with the people in his life, I feel for him tremendously, what a sweet amazing soul he is, and he is drained, tired, and exhausted from all of the people that leech off of him, he never gets a break. Leave Clooney alone, and he apparently stopped drinking at the beginning of this year, so good for him! George I know you will pull through all fo this and all will be alright with you, and your life will not be about giving of yourself all day long, you will find peace within your life and within yourself soon, I just know it and then you will get some rest too hopefully and some you time :-) I know things are tough, but this too shall pass….

@molly libby: I hope
so. I want to see George happy.

TIMEKEEPER @ 06/22/2012 at 3:18 am

Ah….Bite Me- Why does George call Stacy a potato? Molly libby- people are angry with George and this nonsense. No one can force him to do anything unless part or all of him wants to do it. Otherwise he would be considered an idiot on many levels and lack of common sense. If anything be responsible and own up to your mess George!

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/22/2012 at 7:26 am

@molly libby: Cut the melodramatic soliloquy.
GEORGE CLOONEY NEVER STOPPED DRINKING THIS YEAR.
Every night, the mutherfcker drowns his sorrows in front of his computer until he passes out.
FEBRUARY 2012 – At the BAFTAS, he was so intoxicated from excessive alcohol that the mongrel couldn’t walk straight. And as usual, was LOUD & OBNOXIOUS.
At the Academy Awards after-party at Craig’s, the LOSER was so plastered at the SHAME of his desperation to win, he guzzled liquor 10
times over the legal driving limit.
He DRINKS ALCOHOL constantly.
Are you so fckuing stupid that even in these corny staged photos you can’t see the imbecile drinking RED VINO.

And NO, he’s not a sweet, sensitive soul.
HE’S AN EGOTISTICAL, MEAN-SPIRITED, SELFISH, ABUSIVE, DERANGED ASSSHOLE!!!
No one forced the prick to pretend. He CAN REFUSE.
But there’s no integrity.
He HATES THE WHO’RES LIKE KEIBLER & CANALIS BUT AVARICE GETS THE BETTER OF HIM.
A total pushover, easily manipulated.
A corrupt assshole!!!

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/22/2012 at 7:32 am

@TIMEKEEPER: BECAUSE HE SAID STACY’S HEAD LOOKS LIKE A POTATO.
A big, bland potato head.
And her body is like a massive potato lump.
He finds her UGLY.
Elisabetta was but’ch and manly. Stinking, defective & skan*ky.

Stacy is a big, bland ugly mess with a body like Hulk Hogan and legs like Andre the Giant.
Potato-head and the tiny eyes/ spots on the potato are her facial features (the small wrinkled eyes, the tiny mouth with no lips, the broken nose). Potato head and potato forehead. On a massive passive potato spud body.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/22/2012 at 10:04 am

George Clooney the world’s biggest phony assshole!!!
Mentally unstable alcoholic pig who LIES to the whole world about his private life!
What a fcuking deranged loser!

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/22/2012 at 10:11 am

An insecure loser who picks women like Keibler who he calls PROSTITUTES to pretend they’re his dates. Who he won’t even sleep with because he told her he’s “helping her out.”
LYING TO THE WORLD!!!!!
Just coz Randy Gerbil & Kid Rock recommended the fat diseased bald who’re to make some money. Once Vince McMahon booted her off WWF for being TOO BIG & UGLY. And she was too gigantic to win DWTS, the filthy bland GIANT TOXIC HOOKER was broke.
And Manuele Malenotti suggested Elisabruto Canalis for him.
THAT’S THE FCUKED UP WORLD OF MENTALLY DERANGED, ABUSIVE ALCOHOLIC GEORGE CLOONEY!!!

@sarah: Hello Sarah, I mean Stan. How many people did you have to bribe to give you a thumbs up on that post? They are NOT a couple, and Keibler is NOT attractive. She is mediocre bordering on homely, same as Canalis, and just as trashy if not trashier.

Sorry State of Affairs @ 06/22/2012 at 1:11 pm

And here we have a clear cut example of how GEORGE CLOONEY the IMBECILE’s Private Life is delegated.
Kirstie Alley – the fat old crosseyed c*unt who posts on clooneysopenhouse.com as Davida Rochelle and Cinderella is STATING OPENLY THAT SHE AND CO DECIDE WHO HE IS FIT TO DATE PUBLICALLY.
Yes, these are her usernames.
The corrupt old insatiable demented senile b’itch wants to ensure that George leads a miserable life.
Here is what she posted as DavidaRochelle:
>>>>>”Despite G’s romantic feelings for SK, or lack thereof, he can NOT choose to be with a girl who does not understand his chosen A-list status.<<<<<<
IN OTHER WORDS, CU'NTS LIKE Kirstie Alley (aka Cinderella/ DavidaRochelle/ & several here) and the mongrel stinking old Limey Joanna DELEGATE who he sees, amongst others. Oh, yes, they have carte blanche to approve of his public image.
FCUKED UP OR WHAT???
And of course, George the Pusssy MISERABLY accepts their orders.
JUST DRINKS HIMSELF TO NUMB OUT REALITY.
He despises Stacy Keibler and thinks she's an ugly giant rodent.
Especially when she fawns and acts happy, as mgmnt advised the Giant Freak to act pleasant & congenial. George finds her even more transparent.

Kevin Spacey @ 06/22/2012 at 1:15 pm

@Sorry State of Affairs: Joanna & KatieDot (AKA KatieKunt/ KatieButtPlug) are the same person.

Davida Rochelle @ 06/22/2012 at 1:25 pm

@Sorry State of Affairs:
My name is “DavidaRochelle.” Look at my pic on Facebook if you don’t believe me. I have ABSOLUTELY NO associations with Kirstie Allie. She is in fact, my nemesis, for how she once treated me out of jealousy. The above poster has repeatedly used my name, and those of others on COH to post illogical rants. I have constantly asked this site to block this poster, and prevent future forgery, to no avail.

Re the above quote, taken out of context, I do not see real physical chemistry or affection between G&SK. ALL celebs and people “in the public eye” have to be careful with whom they are papped. Witness the harm to Pres Obama of having “friends” with “radical ideas.”

Sorry State of Affairs @ 06/22/2012 at 1:51 pm

@Davida Rochelle: Oh, get fcuked, Kirstie, you mental old bag.
George has used the same ploy in the past. Do you think I’m not aware of “boring another identity” as a bonafide ruse. Deranged old c*unt.
Pull the wool over someone else’s eyes.
AND YOU’RE STRETCHING THE BALONEY TO MAKE IT SOUND CREDIBLE!!! Just as lousy as your C-list TV acting.
“Ooooooo, Kirstie is my nemesis. That’ll do the trick. Mainstream borgs will buy it.”
Deranged, cross-eyed battleaxe.
George has a ton of bogus Facebook profiles too, old cult worshipping, double-crossing adipose tissue overload!!!
Drop dead!

Sorry State of Affairs @ 06/22/2012 at 1:54 pm

“borrowing another identity” is what I meant, b’itch!!!
I’m in a rush multitasking unlike you, old cu’nt. Posting 24/7.
BUT HEY, YOU MAKE A PROFIT OF STACY THE GIANT DISEASED HOO’KERS FEES.
Not that the beast makes much.
Even Clooney’s name can’t net the FREAKSHOW a contract.

Surprise Surprise – the usual nutters are back to their tricks, trying badly to get people to believe their nonsense. Do you think that G gives a toss what you nutters say? Not in the least, hes too busy living the high life in Como, fancy dinners etc with his lady love. And if he were the least bit unkind, he would be laughing his a** off at your lunatic rantings, but I suspect he feels pity for you instead.

@Sane:
FRF
STOP TO HARASS Me

Dead Flowers @ 06/23/2012 at 1:34 pm

@Sane: FCUK OFF YOU STINKING SOAP-DODGING LIMEY FUGLY SLAPPER WANNABE IN YOUR ISNLINGTON SQUALOR, KatieDot AKA KatieKunt AKA Joanna. Fckuing ret’arded reject.
George IS GETTING WHAT HE DESERVES. Yes, the mutherfckuing deranged prick is well aware. I don’t give a shi’t if the alocholic mongrel’s ego is bruised.
Useless PR c’unt. MI5 clearance too, have you, pasty sickly Limey???
Why don’t you go to your local pub & get off your forum, spast’ic??. It’s happy hour now. So, naff off!!

Sex Pistols @ 06/23/2012 at 1:40 pm

@Sane: Joanna/ KatieKunt you would be out of work re George if there was no fake publicity contract.
Trust me, ugly slimey c’unt (& I know what a lame looking sickly slapper you are; I saw you at the Corinthia, b’itch), your days are numbered.
He’s breaking.
He cannot take the bulllshit anymore. He doesn’t even sleep with STACY THE GIANT RODENT….Aaah, but you know that…That’s why you drop innuendo about Waldo & gay plumbers for years.

Kevin Spacey @ 06/23/2012 at 1:42 pm

Ok, got a joke:
Q- Why are so many English men GAY????
A- Ever seen their women???.

Hahahahahahahahaha…
LOL….LOL….
I’m in the right town.
Soho or bust!

The Queen of England is a KRAUT.
She ordered Diana’s annihilation.
Medieval feudal parasites.
I hate royalist blood-sucking leeches.

Annabella @ 06/23/2012 at 6:44 pm

@ms. Pendleton:
@George:
Your eyes will always be honest. They will always be telling a truth even if your mouth is telling a lie.
Shameful way you chose to live & to deceive the world: Lies.

No excuses.
Your loss.
Big time.

i realy find your about so frenchie ” comme pisser dans un violon”
with your George
your sooo fan

VS VANITY IT
Invece, questa Stacy da Baltimora è un’aliena, un modello di Barbie gigante dal sorriso Colgate, con le cosce color panatura delle cotolette e non si capisce che pensi e che faccia. Viene dal wrestling, che consiste nel fare a botte ma facendo apposta a fingere di volersele dare. Roba strana, distante ed esotica come e più di Baltimora.

Annabella @ 06/24/2012 at 4:50 am

@Lady: Oh, no, I’m NOT a “fan”. I’ve said that over & over again.
A victim of a paranoid control freak’s intrusive behavior & his puerile pranks? YES.
Keep provoking …
And I always prefer music. There you find pure talent & skill. And obtain a feel good factor.

IRA all the way!
IRA all the way!
IRA all the way!
IRA all the way!
Sinn Fein should be President.
Down with the monarchy!

Dead Flowers @ 06/24/2012 at 5:15 am

@Maria: whatever you say. But George Clooney decided to pollute our senses with the Baltimore guttertrash refuse.
Almost self-sabotage to destroy his own credibility. He despises her and Canalis.
Oh, sure he wants to make some profit for others on the side. Randy Gerbil-up-his-ass (oops, wrong husband) & Cindy Crawford & Kid Rock (untalented wannabe loser) knew Stacy GIANT RODENT FREAK Kiebler & they introduced him.
He resisted & procrastinated….
THEN THE ***** YIELDED.
That’s why he met the hideous sporn of Andre the Giant at China Tang on July 28th, last year. To discuss the contract.
MUTHERFCKING LOSER GEORGE CLOONEY.
Effeminate pushover hiding under the skirts of the matronly cu*nts who delegate his life!!!!
$$$
The truth is he refers to them as hoookers. But even more so, finds them both (Canalis & Keibler) unattractive. They’re not his types.
Clooney likes petite women because his ego is so mutherfcuking huge, he likes to dominate. When he’s drunk, anytime after midnight, he opens his black book of women he likes to bone, and booty calls them.
Shows up their crib, does his deeds and leaves.
I wonder why he’s never been arrested driving under the influence.

You’re jealous. Stacy is his ladylove. They’re spending a romantic European summer together. She’s the ONE.
So what if she doesn’t know where Italy is on a map. Or Europe for that matter.
Mmmmm… Those huge long sturdy thick legs. Those muscular solid arms.
I’d turn for her.
Hell, I’m already that way inclined.
I’d love Stacy Keibler to fist me anytime with those big forearms of hers.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/24/2012 at 5:26 am

@Dead Flowers: not just make profits for other. He thinks of the publicity exposure & believes if his name is out there (even with an ugly cheap giant with a fat potato head & virtually bald bar a few thin strands of bleached straw) he is honoring is Nespresso, Omega, etc contracts worthiness. In other words, he’s hungry for publicity because he’s delusional that this is how it has to be done. Honestly not an intelligent man.

He is SO pathetically insecure.
The ubiquitous puppet-on-a-string.
To have reached this far and lie to the world about his private life.
To pretend to date a freak he finds ugly is beyond a joke.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/24/2012 at 7:53 am

@Lady: trying to talk to you too is like talking to a brick wall.
You’re so….. obstinate….. insecure….. deranged….. arrogant…. obnoxious…. pretentious….. mean-spirited….. delusional…. paranoid…..
Sorry, not a fan. Never was. Of anyone or anything.
Who struck first?

@Ah…Bite Me!:
ti sono colpiti alla testa

@lisa:no capisco,
Wop. Learn English, you members of the PIGS nations are gonna need it. This blog is in English.
Clooney is an abusive assshole and deserves whatever. Insults he gets.

I guess we can look forward to another year of this mess. So predictable.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/25/2012 at 2:57 pm

@no one: Blame the deranged alcoholic Clooney for it then. His choice.
He can abuse, violate & humiliate people without any remorse or awareness of pain he causes. He’s too desensitized from reality…
And an insecure idiot who parades women he calls hoo*kers as his contract girlfriends when he doesn’t sleep with them.
Sure, he slept with Canalis a few times after he took coke & drank, even though she repulsed him & he’d flee back to Waldo (or tell her so)….

HIS CHOICE. Clooney’s choice to lie & deceive the world.
And he’s paying an awful price for it.
He’s aged badly, looks feeble, miserable and has health issues emerging that he’s not even aware of… yet.

Such is his deception, that he blatantly lies to Stacy THE GIANT RODENT Kiebler that the sour faces he has in the photo-ops are for the paparazzi. Yet, his PR arranged the photo-ops and in reality, his miserable Jean Valjean angst is BECAUSE HE HATES LYING AND PRETENDING HE’S DATING HOOOKERS HE LOATHES.
“I’m not a billboard poster-boy for hoookers,” being his exact words.
And the miserable face is because he cannot stand posing as Stacy Keibler’s “boyfriend.”
FACT.
—-
LIES… LIES….LIES…..

just remember... @ 06/25/2012 at 3:04 pm

for the damage & pain he caused innocent people, karma will get him one day.
Laugh or mock.. .. but to some degree, he’s already paying a bitter price.

George Clooney is SCUM @ 06/26/2012 at 9:51 am

WHAT THE PR NETWORK WHO RUN clooneysopenhouse.com DO NOT WANT THE PUBLIC TO KNOW:
..
THEY BELIEVE CLOONEY WILL CONTINUE THE BOGUS PUBLICITY ARRANGEMENTS WHICH KEEPS THIS PR NETWORK EMPLOYED. So they can spin baloney in gossip magazines and tabloids.
Like the Daily Mail (Fail) – KatieDot.’s preferred newspaper for gossip story features. Why, she even does all the comments there with her gnome team…
..
* Keibler was suggested as the next publicity arrangement by Rande Gerbil & Kid Rock at least 6 months prior to the break-up with Canalis.
Clooney was advised that the 2 year stint was running its course and then pressure would amount from the general public about where the “relationship” would lead. Public interest was waning due to over-familiarity.
And above all, the theme of “is she the One who will entrap him?” that the PR network [led by the old bag bi*tch gnomes (as Clooney calls them) which includes gastric-banded, cross-eyed Kirstie Alley] needed a new substitute. A new contract girlfriend. A new face (albeit a potato bland one). The less attractive the better. Easily dispensable.

* Clooney seemed to want out but was trapped between a rock and a hard place. Not because there’s someone special in his life. Much to KatieDot/ Joanna’s innuendo that he’s bi-sexual with a penchant for handsome gay Italian plumbers OR his GAY CUBAN HAIRSTYLIST wannabe clone, the cheesy-smiled WALDO SANCHEZ… No, but because Clooney’s conscience stirred a tad that he’s sick of the hoooker/ fame-ho’s leeching off him. His only excuse is that he’s profiting from it. That’s all…. So he allowed it.

George Clooney is SCUM @ 06/26/2012 at 9:56 am

-cont’d
* One of the gnomes ( another literary failed contributor on that site named Joanie Johnson Dingess Dingbat)stated that Clooney was helping out Stacy Keibler as a favor to his friends. Linda Stevens another gnome claimed similar facts: he wants to live with integrity and is SICK OF THE LIES. Courtney Rubin told me he will never get out of it as long as his management can coerce him.
….
* Then they guaranteed him that with the added exposure for the Oscar-campaign, he would most CERTAINLY WIN… Sourpuss lost. 800 AMPAS members are not fools. Staunchly conservative artistic males mainly comprise of the committee and they cannot be bribed like HFPA.
….
* Once he FAILED EPICALLY TO WIN THE BEST ACTOR AWARD (he’s still plagued by only having won Best Supporting for gaining weight…… The gnomes on the PR network told George AGAIN that it would be TOO SOON to dump Stacy Keibler. He complied though avoided her, fleeing to Gay Boy Waldo’s solace… Then they tell him it’s summer – gossip magazine haven… His Nespresso & Omega & Mercedes contracts may suffer if he’s not getting maximum exposure. The alcoholic complies…..
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* Stacy Keibler had the carrot dangled for months. She was advised to temporarily break-up with her moocher boyfriend Greg Stults months in advance for the CHANCE OF A LIFETIME PUBLICITY STUNT WITH CLOONEY THE VILLAGE IDIOT… For a career boost, she thought.

* They met at China Tang on July 28th, 2011 in London to discuss the prospect of green-lighting the fake arrangement.
….
* Clooney told her to be on stand-by for the correct timing. His words: “we’ll be a great team, you and I. Eli couldn’t communicate in English & it was a cultural differences too…You just do as instructed.”

* Behind her back, he’d complain she’s TOO MENACING HUGE, TACKY, LOW CLASS, FAT, WIDE HIPPED AND A POTATO HEAD. He made collages out of her face and stuck them on Godzilla’s body as a joke. And calls her The Giant Rodent & Kyborg often…
….
* Never sleeps with her. Not his type. Though he did sleep with Canalis for a while when he was drunk & took coke. Told her he’s bisexual and therefore, would run to Waldo. Or that he was injured since Syriana….
….
* So, September 2011, they approve of the publicity arrangement. The alcoholic starts losing his mind drinking more & more. Hates the situation. Loathes Stacy Keibler the hoooker (as he always refers to her).
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* Oct 2011, – the Paris titty-tape fiasco. By London, she’s grounded for the IOM premiere as a “lesson.” Control freak said Harvey Weinstein insisted. They stay at the Corinthia hotel on the 6th floor in a separate bedroom double suite. He avoids her like the bubonic plague hanging out downstairs at the bar all night, drinking & smoking…
….
* Dodges her for months unless there’s visits to Cabo like Nov 5th, to promote Rande Gerbil’s Mexican *cough* tourism property interests (and Clooney’s no doubt). Or red-carpet premieres, like The Descendants on Nov 17th, in LA… She all along, living in West Hollywood and only meeting up for photo-ops.
….
* Then there’s Palm Springs, Golden Globes, Academy Awards. One disaster after another. Humiliation by the press & media. The commedia dell’arte that is George Clooney.

* Another incentive for him to do the Keibler fiasco (as much as he treats her as one of the boys cause she’s bigger than most of them) is his contempt for Elisabrutta Canalis (the Horse, as he calls her or Stevie as in Steven Tyler). This one of course, was introduced to him by Manuele Malenotti after George told him he needed to do a publicity arrangement with an Italian, at his management’s suggestion. A cocaine addicted 1K Euro per night hoooker was her game back then in Milanese nightclubs….when & if she could get it.
Clooney & co analyzed her “work” and decided to green light that public deception. The ugly & more defective the hoooker, the more dispensable…in his mind.

* There is no definitive expiration date on the hoooker contract arrangements. They’re just offered extensions.

Such is the pathetic life of George Clooney. Sad individual. No wonder the most frequent return on a Google search is “Gay.” LIES… LIES… and more PATHETIC LIES….
NO WONDER HE’S AN ALCOHOLIC

Wow! I was looking for news on George Clooney and ended up on JJ.
Searched his name and found a photo of the strikingly beautiful Kate Upton just above a photo of him with the monstrosity, balding trash freak that is his beard lately. How sad!
Who would torment the readers like that? Gorgeous ethereal face of Kate Upton and a let down of a massive pumpkin head bland prostitute like Stacy Keibler. Even her body is like a man’s. Nothing sexy.
I’m convinced George Clooney is either gay or impotent.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/26/2012 at 12:09 pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soap%20dodger

2. Soap Dodger
A slang term for people from England. During the early to mid 20th century the English were famous for only washing once a year. The English considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.
eg., “Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching”.

>>>
The ignorant, pasty-skinned sickly b*itch lives in Islington, London & is a PR correspondent.
She liaises with gossip tabloids such as the Daily Mail (Fail), where she even provides all the comments. No one else can post but her and the gnomes (as George calls them).
>>>
Her colleague Courtney Rubin, an American who was also living in Islington and works as a PR correspondent at People (surprise…surprise) informed me of how clooneysopenhouse.com and its predecessor Milano Cookies Crumbs was operated by this PR network, funded by Stan Rosenfield out of Clooney’s money.
>>>
KatieDot (or KatieKunt/ KatieButtPlug as she’s referred to by colleagues for her bullying tactics) uses multiple names such as Joanna and several others both there on on imdB. She believes she has executive say in how Clooney’s public profile regarding his “PR arrangements” should be executed. That’s her job, she claims.
>>>>
DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING HER BLOG. It’s a objective is to manipulate, steer public opinion, do market research and launch new directions.
>>>>
Hopefully, Clooney the alcoholic will implement a new strategy one day soon and get rid of KatieKunt. Though she claims to have worked for him for many years, so that gives her an authority.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/26/2012 at 12:11 pm

KatieDot IS A SOAP-DODGING LIMEY PR CORRESPONDENT WORKING FOR GEORGE CLOONEY
___________________________________________________
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soap%20dodger
2. Soap Dodger
A slang term for people from England. During the early to mid 20th century the English were famous for only washing once a year. The English considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.
eg., “Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching”.
>>>
The ignorant, pasty-skinned sickly b*itch lives in Islington, London & is a PR correspondent.
She liaises with gossip tabloids such as the Daily Mail (Fail), where she even provides all the comments. No one else can post but her and the gnomes (as George calls them).
>>>
Her colleague Courtney Rubin, an American who was also living in Islington and works as a PR correspondent at People (surprise…surprise) informed me of how clooneysopenhouse.com and its predecessor Milano Cookies Crumbs was operated by this PR network, funded by Stan Rosenfield out of Clooney’s money.
>>>
KatieDot (or KatieKunt/ KatieButtPlug as she’s referred to by colleagues for her bullying tactics) uses multiple names such as Joanna and several others both there on on imdB. She believes she has executive say in how Clooney’s public profile regarding his “PR arrangements” should be executed. That’s her job, she claims.
>>>>
DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING HER BLOG. It’s a objective is to manipulate, steer public opinion, do market research and launch new directions.
>>>>
Hopefully, Clooney the alcoholic will implement a new strategy one day soon and get rid of KatieKunt. Though she claims to have worked for him for many years, so that gives her an authority.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/26/2012 at 12:12 pm

KatieDot IS A SOAP-DODGING LIMEY PR CORRESPONDENT WORKING FOR GEORGE CLOONEY
___________________________________________________
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=soap%20dodger
2. Soap Dodger
A slang term for people from England. During the early to mid 20th century the English were famous for only washing once a year. The English considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.
eg., “Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching”.
>>>
The ignorant, pasty-skinned sickly b*itch lives in Islington, London & is a PR correspondent.
She liaises with gossip tabloids such as the Daily Mail (Fail), where she even provides all the comments. No one else can post but her and the gnomes (as George calls them).
>>>
Her colleague Courtney Rubin, an American who was also living in Islington and works as a PR correspondent at People (surprise…surprise) informed me of how clooneysopenhouse.com and its predecessor Milano Cookies Crumbs was operated by this PR network, funded by Stan Rosenfield out of Clooney’s money.
>>>
KatieDot (or KatieKunt/ KatieButtPlug as she’s referred to by colleagues for her bullying tactics) uses multiple names such as Joanna and several others both there on on imdB. She believes she has executive say in how Clooney’s public profile regarding his “PR arrangements” should be executed. That’s her job, she claims.
>>>>
DO NOT WASTE YOUR PRECIOUS TIME READING HER BLOG. Its objective is to manipulate, steer public opinion, do market research and launch new directions.
>>>>
Hopefully, Clooney the alcoholic will implement a new strategy one day soon and get rid of KatieKunt. Though she claims to have worked for him for many years, so that gives her an authority.

Stacy Rules! @ 06/26/2012 at 6:56 pm

Stacy, if he signed a contract, hold him to it. You deserve it. You made him look sooo much better than the “transvestite-looking grl” he was dating before. There are some pretty agressive rumours out there that Geo is bi. That’s ok. For me, it explains why he went out with Cannalis. People kept saying how attractive she was, but her bone structure is really masculine to me. It actually made me wonder. Now the stories are coming out. Stacy – you in the Oscar dress – EPIC. Much more class than the VIP “party girl”. LOL – someone used the word class to describe the former, ha! Big joke.Then she took an ironic shot at Aniston….ha ha. This grl must be deluded.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/26/2012 at 7:11 pm

@Stacy Rules!: both diseased filthy whor*res are hideous hoookers as George calls them.
Clooney doesn’t sleep with Stacy. She’s a big transvestite looking beast with a man’s body. Like Waldo Sanchez. Legs & shoulders like a gridiron player. All she needs is a strap-on…
And the face!!!
Like a fat bland potato.
All that weight loss, and still massive. I guess she can’t lose the bone frame.
Awwwww…….
Massive potato head. And even bigger forehead football field happening up there with a pen*is vein division line.
Small squinty eyes wrinkled eyes.
Failed Nose Job assymetric beak..
No lips. Can’t give blow jobs without lip suction. Forget kissing!
Thin string bleached straw hair.
And….. BALD
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And in the other corner:
Maggot-eating stinking hirsute Sardinian cocaine addicted bow-legged freak transvestite Canalis. She of the flat, Thai twinky asss….
Oh, while she was engaged to Vieri, he was paying for my high-class escort girlfriend to service him… Dirty too. Said he stunk.. God, knows what he caught off Canalis…FACT, muthertruckers. Fact….
And I’m sober.

Alas, Clooney may be bi-sexual. But I know he likes pusssy too. Not Stacy’s massive grotto nor Canalis dead-fish-on-a-dock-for-days stench overstretched loose abyss.

These beards are SO BEASTLY UGLY.
Even Rock Hudson’s wife was “homely.”
So was Renata –> Elton John’s.
Helll, so is Hugh Jackman’s & Baz Luhrmann’s lesbian wife…

George and Stacy look so happy on their summer holiday, having the time of their lives. Some of your parents must not have taught you very well at all – haven;t you heard, if you dont have anything nice to say then dont say anything at all, that applies to one particular nutter on this page who uses multiple id’s and has conversations with herself!! Have to show some compassion, hopefully she will get the help she needs very soon!!

NO ONE IS BUYING THE BALONEY!! @ 06/27/2012 at 10:14 am

@Sane: well, deranged loser, you’re the nutter. GEORGE AND STACY TOOK SOME PHOTOS TOGETHER AND THEY’VE GONE THEY’RE SEPARATE WAYS.
The filthy diseased gigantic lard-asss is back in the US.
Clooney is staying in Richmond with Brad & Angie …. & who knows who else? Waldo????
But he sure as helll aint’ with big freak show Stacy Keibler.
Oh, I’m sorry a dumb PR c*u*n*t like you has the onus of having to promote such BALONEY THAT NO ONE BELIEVES.
But, hey, CLOONEY IS JUST NOT INTO THEM. NOT CANALIS NOR STACY KEIBLER.
So….., dumb useless ignorant and MEGA-UGLY SLAPPER WHO HAS TO WORK BEHIND THE SCENES…. you’re not antagonizing me.
This is tooo obvious….. to advertising executives, media moguls, Hollywood-Queeer-As-Mutherfcker head honchos.
NO ONE BELIEVES THE PUBLICITY ARRANGEMENTS ANYMORE
:-D
Ha ha ha ha ha

Narciso LeBeau @ 06/27/2012 at 10:17 am

@lisa: Beautiful face.. And kind of sexy body although no waist: flat asss.
But, have to give credit where it’s due. Kate Upton’s face is GORGEOUS.
Like mine :-)
Blonde version of me…

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/27/2012 at 10:23 am

@Stan/ Kirstie Alley – there you are, you CROSS-EYED GASTRIC-BANDED CULT-WORSHIPPING PSYCHOPATH….
Yes, I agree, Kate would be ideal for George…
Except 3 things:
1. He’s not in love with her.
2. A bit TOOO old for her & he’s already aged severly from liver damage…
Plus he’s commedia dell’arte the world over.
3. And she doesn’t go with the theme a jealous, failure like you and Bryan LordButthole (“I have v*a*g*i*n*a*s”) adhere to: “PLAIN TO UGLY Z-lister hoookers who are in serious need of the limelight, so they can stop turning tricks to pay their bills…” The easily disposable variety that George LOVES TO KICK ON THE CURB.
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Touche, old prune-faced battleaxe!!!
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And, btw, is Stan still alive??
We’ll never escape him. Zakk is another Elmer Fudd clone and ….sigh….so is cute little grandson Chuckie…. He’ll soon outgrow the cuteness phase.

Ah...Bite Me! @ 06/27/2012 at 10:33 am

@Stan:
Whooops” – AMENDMENT- That’s Bryan “I HATE v*a*g*i*n*a*s but LOVE Oriental Twinks” LordButthole!!

Yep, I had a look at the video too, Kirstie.
She’s definitely HOT! Beautiful face. Not bad hair. Too tall for George and 31 years too young. Heffner would take her though.
George would bone her no doubt. He pumps anyone after a few drinks if he thinks they’re sexy.
Still… not too bright. Kinda ditzy. But when did that matter, as Nora Ephron said: In my sex fantasies, no one wants me for my brain…

Six Degrees of Separation @ 06/27/2012 at 10:44 am

SCOOP:
so…. as i was saying about a Man-Called-Horse-Canalis, before KatieKuntButtPlug interrupted, my monologue…
My high-class escort English girlfriend was servicing Vieri while he was engaged to Elisabetta Canalis. She said he was very cheap, never tipped her much…. and he was UNCLEAN, UNCIRCUMSIZED, AND HIS BIG, FAT, ITALIAN SALAMI STUNK. Now my hoooker BFF had HPV for live. Perils of her vocation. And Vieri still avoided using a rubber. Or would pull it off.
Yes, she gave him the usual STD check, like all the top-end hoookers have to do. No, warts or crabs… but she had dormant HPV…
Oh, well….
And then, he would sleep with Canalis…
Who would sleep with half the black NBA reject exports she picked up in Milanese nightclubs…. And also, turned tricks for Berlusconi politicians & mafia mobsters….
And then… slept with George…
*SIGH*
Ewwwww…… gross!!! I wouldn’t go there if you paid me!!!
Nothing is as precious as our health.
Who knows what you’d catch after where that’s been.
FACT, muthertruckers, FACT!
:-P

NO ONE IS BUYING THE BALONEY!! @ 06/27/2012 at 10:52 am

@Sane: SUFFER, KATIEKUNT. BUTTPLUG.
You lose again, sickly Limey slapper. Is it time for you annual bath???
Or did you have it on Summer Solstice?
Hope you enjoyed EuroTrash2012. Losers!
………
~spelling corrections due to my hangover~
@Sane: well, deranged loser, you’re the nutter. GEORGE AND STACY TOOK SOME PHOTOS TOGETHER AND THEY’VE GONE THEIR SEPARATE WAYS.
The filthy diseased gigantic lard-asss is back in the US.
Clooney is staying in Richmond with Brad & Angie …. & who knows who else? Waldo????

Seriously, pop a pill and go to a sleep like a good baby. NO PR here at all, just a fan. So what if they have both left Como for awhile, they will be back, having more fun than ever!

NO ONE IS BUYING THE BALONEY!! @ 06/28/2012 at 8:32 am

@Sane: seriously, you’ll be needing a new direction in your useless pathetic life soon.
Not that there’s much life left in you….
I don’t take pills but God knows you depend on them.
He’s NOT in a relationship with the hideous potato GIANT RODENT.
He’s doing a PR arrangement that’s undermining him more than ever.
A BIG BEAST TRASH WH*O*RE SO F*U*C*KING UGLY THAT he drinks just to tolerate her presence.
Time’s up…..
HE DOESN’T EVEN SLEEP WITH THE POTATOKOPF, undeducated, Baltimore gutter refuse.
And you know it….. and can’t stand that you’re losing your grip!
NOW HOW’S THAT FOR DECEIVING THE WORLD????
Ugly beast freak giant wh*o*re who’s never slept with Clooney and a classic Hollywood actor.
Ya think he’d be with a beautiful woman…
This mess spells out gay. But alas, it’s the work of a defective PR network….

Man…I thought the Dicaprio string was bad. This is all just mean!

@TEAM: errr… your point?
Flight from Lugano to London Heathrow T1 last week.
Big Foot Abominable Stacy connected to NYC.
Girl-next-door Jen & her beau flew home…..
George went to Brad & Angie’s in Richmond to stay with Angie … & Brad…
And covet that Brad has such a beautiful partner, his sexy little bride-to-be, Brad’s IN LOVE, has his soulmate…. and George…poor poor loser George the phony has NADA.
Just money, emptiness and no love.

@Dead Flowers:

Your attitude is ugly, Dead.

Ugly, ugly, ugly.

Ah.. Bite me! @ 07/14/2012 at 5:21 am

@Ah…Bite Me!:

I’m back on my meds now so ignore all my previous ridiculous rants. They make such a wonderful happy looking couple.

@NO ONE IS BUYING THE BALONEY!!:

So you have a hangover, that explains your ranting delusional posts.
By the way, have you noticed since your post that GC and SK are back in Como together!!!! Whats that, cat got your tongue, nothing to say. I will wait 5 mins and you will answer with one of your many many many aliases or is it asses!!

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