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Vanessa Paradis: Bikini Beach Babe!

Vanessa Paradis: Bikini Beach Babe!

Vanessa Paradis rocks a teeny bikini while spending time on the beach on Tuesday (August 21) in Corsica, France.

The 39-year-old actress and ex of Johnny Depp even went topless during her afternoon in the sun to avoid tan lines while lounging in the sand.

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Vanessa‘s ex is set to rake in a huge payday with the next installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean series. Rumors are swirling that Johnny has the potential to bank up to $94 million for the flick. Wow!

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28 Comments

# 1

Her face is not pretty to me.
She looks like she’s on crack.

# 2

Her face look 66 ,body 13

# 3

she is beautiful but these pics don’t make her look any good neither her face or her body,

# 4

fench women are mad for going topless on the beach.

# 6
Frankly, JJ @ 08/23/2012 at 7:45 pm

Did you write Babe? You actually qualify her as a “babe”? She’s got the body of a mosquito.

# 7

@LeeSeol: It’s not only you. I never got her appeal too. Have you seen her teeth? lol, I’m kidding. But really, she’s not pretty in the face. I guess she has a body? Men seem to worship this kind of super tiny and slim athletic figures. ….Yeah, it’s probably the only thing she has for her. She’s not getting fat anytime soon.

# 8
Claire Mélusine @ 08/23/2012 at 8:08 pm

Seeing all the comments…Of course trust Americans to have the best taste in women, the same country that gave the world, what’s their name again…ah yes Snooki and Kim Kardashian [among many] :)

# 9

How can people find someone that skinny sexy? That is way too skinny. I would much rather see someone like Sara Ramirez, with some curves, in a bathing suit. Look at this picture – now that is sexy! http://www.theorchidboutique.com/blog/sara-ramirez-works-pinup-pose-latina-magazine/

Her body isn’t that bad. I wish I had a body like her at the age of almost 40…

She used to look GORGEOUS like a porcelain doll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=TJqNeaO5S3o&NR=1
or look up the actual video clip of Be my baby or Dis lui toi que je t’aime or her CoCo Chanel 1992 commercial, anything from that time really.
then at some point, in her early thirties I think, she just got this crack addict boy look. I don’t know if it was the effect of motherhood, drugs, the pressure of keeping Johnny Depp, the obsession with staying thin, or simply her not aging well.
Everyone in France seems to still see her the way she used to be and well she and Johnny were the world’s coolest couple and she’s in this kind of untouchable hip and artsy place and all that jazz. But she is way too skinny now. She only looks good at premieres and commercials all madeup and dolled up.

Man trapper she got pregnant 3 months after meeting Johnny Depp!

@jesse: i don’t think she did it by herself.

When she’s all made up and photoshopped, she looks fine. Without makeup, very scary. Why would she get a “payday” from any of Johnny’s future work? No one knows their financial agreement, since they were not legally married, nothing was every published concerning that aspect of their parting.

Love The Shoes @ 08/23/2012 at 10:49 pm

I bet the first thing he overdosed on after the split was a whole lotta boobies and back. Bet he lined up some T & A and went all Jack Sparrow on em.

i think she looks cute and she has a good body. She looks athletic

Her body is too fit. No womanly shape here.

@jesse: Really?? Did she “trap” him into having a second child as well? Use mind control techniques, when he mentioned in interviews how happy and fulfilled he felt? Perhaps she put a voodoo curse on him that recently wore off after 12 years.

@Love The Shoes: What from his dating past makes you think he’s into tits and @$$? He’s always been into skeletons, and vanessa is a small woman always has been. She’s lost weight most recently probably due to the stress of her family breaking up.

@mejay What part of trap don’t you get? He was stuck with her so he just had to start a family with her that’s what trapped means. He stayed for the kids sake. Do you really think it’s a coincidence that now that the kids are starting to be teens he cheated on her and they broke up? You can see him kissing another woman on the lips. It’s called man TRAPPER for a reason because the man is trapped to start a family with them until at least the child(ren) are old enough to leave.

Men who are trapped have to stay with the woman who got pregnant on purpose and start a family with her. Men who refuse to be trapped usually have a bunch of baby mamas.

That’s her natural body type. You can see Lily Rose has exactly the same body. Quite long trunk, muscular toned arms. When she had a bit of weight on her you could see her legs were much chunkier. I think she tries to stay thin in order for her legs to not look like elephant trunks. Keira Knightly has the same body type and problem with her legs being fatter than her top part, as Vanessa’s. You can’t tell as much when they are super thin, only when they put on a few kilos. Cameron Diaz also has that masculine athletic body, albeit without the thicker legs. What can yo do if you have that body. If I were Vanessa I would put a bit more weight on anyway, because her face is too crack-cocaine looking and makes her look much older. As for her getting pregnant within 3 months……it’s true, why deny it. The end was in the beginning, as they say. That couple were never going to last, as she tried to trap him. He only stayed because he adored Lily Rose and then he thought we might as well have another one. Vanessa has always used men to further her career or position in life. One of them even said that one minute she’s with you and the next she’s not (she has moved on to a ‘bigger’ fish). She must be very happy to have Johnny’s yacht, private jet etc at her disposal. Very happy indeed. She’s probably already with some idiot that doesn’t know she’s using him. BTW I don’t like either of them. She’s a manipulator and liar and he’s weak, cowardly and a hypocrite. Doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy their films though, which I do time to time.

she must be working out like crazy. I don’t like that many muscles, it’s not really sexy, but a question of taste.
this women was never attractive, she carried this pedophile-sweet-doll look until she was 23, that’s when she started to really get ugly.
and please, if she’s all dressed up and styled she looks just ok, but no beauty, talent or what so ever that would owe the buzz she gets in france.

Yes she is in shape, yes she is very athletic, but she has the body of a 12-15 year old gymnast. That’s not a sexy, sensual woman’s body. She has very little body fat, and that makes her face look saggy, wrinkly and old. I’d rather be a little soft than to look like that.

Ah, throw any glamor girl in the ocean, don’t tell them they’re being photographed, make them squint in the super hot sun and they’ll all look like this. Vanessa doesn’t need your adulation, she has a mind and heart of her own. She was famous long before sites like this came into existence. Read her interviews and watch her interviews on You Tube–she’s uncomfortably real and intelligent. JD loved her for years and probably still does. She said recently “you can still be in love and be unhappy at the same time”–now that was a major clue.

@jesse: “Men who are trapped HAVE to stay with the woman who got pregnant on purpose and start a family with her.” -I’ve never heard of this law, it must be half made up, half based on conjecture like everything you just said. I live in the real world where FACTS are what’s important, and the facts are:
1)He has said numerous times over the years how happy and in love he is with Vanessa- Why would he lie, nobody forced him to say those nice things.
2)He CHOSE to have a second child with her- trapped or not, birth control does exist.
3)You cannot trap anyone who doesn’t want to be trapped.
4)You can’t write ridiculous, unproven things based on rumor and state it as fact, and not expect anyone to respond.

Pretty Ka @ 08/25/2012 at 2:38 am

WOW! Her body is super fit!
I think she looks really great… All these people saying that her body is not feminine… C’mon! Women have many different body types! STOP complaining about OTHER people’s bodies!!!

Pretty Ka @ 08/25/2012 at 2:41 am

What’s more, she has NO CELLULITE at all! I wonder how many girls on this site can say so about themselves :P

Remember you heard it from me FIRST: Vanessa is dating a 27 year old frenchman called Guy-David Gharbi. He founded a home decoration website. Google him. He has nice green/blue? eyes and lips, as per her requirements! They’ve been seeing eachother for a while, and explains why she was eager to go ahead with the official break with Johnny. Good for her!

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