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Jennifer Aniston: Fake Baby Bump in smartwater Video!

Jennifer Aniston: Fake Baby Bump in smartwater Video!

Jennifer Aniston sports a fake baby bump in this new video for smartwater.

The 43-year-old actress plays a fictionalized version of herself in the two and a half minute ad, in which she secretly conceals her “baby bump” carrying triplets with a girdle.

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Jimmy Kimmel, along with an alien, are featured in the video as Jennifer‘s fake children. Lol!

In the end, Jennifer even takes off her fake Rachel Green hair to reveal her “real” hair. Take a look below!


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# 3

Wig hhhhhhh

Amazing

# 4

Im BIG fan of you!

# 8

Will she ever shut up about pregnancy rumors??? She is 44 and thinks she is the only celeb with pregnancy rumors/lies.

She is just proving her obsession with tabloid stories about herself.

Also those wigs really emphasize her plain face.

# 9

This is really funny, I love how she doesn’t take herself too serious !!!

Ummm? This is strange and random. I’m not trying to be mean byt wtf?

doesn’t take herself too seriously like some people : P

God that’s funny.

African Girl @ 09/18/2012 at 11:15 am

Was. . .was. . .that supposed to be funny??
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Seriously….was it??!!
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Okay, what the hell did I just watch??

Good Sense of Humor @ 09/18/2012 at 11:16 am

Have to repsect that.

Gross. Seriously.

oh my not funny at all, so mediocre. jennifer doesnt have any comedic talent, she is funny when the writer is funny. too bad theroux is not funny!

September 18, 2012 Posted at 10:33 PM
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It was reported a few months ago that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux would be working together on a short film for smartwater, which Aniston endorses, like to spoof all the bullsh-t that’s written about her.

The video was released today.

And…

Well, here, watch. We’ll discuss on the other side.

There’s…

A moment or two, right?

I like the Rachel line. And the “real hair” is cute, sure. But in between, all the “oh my gosh”-ing and the hair touching, it was a lot less clever than I thought it would be. It was a lot less Funny Or Die. It could have used some Funny Or Die. I mean, I feel like a film school class could have come up with this. And Justin is a proper Hollywood screenwriter. (Am I the only one who thinks Tropic Thunder is a great script?) I can’t be the only one expecting more.

An idea like this requires balls and it requires some bite. After all, she’s answering back to all the rumours and the tabloids and a narrative that’s been written for her that she claims she has had nothing to do with. It takes more than baby padding. It would have been great if they’d been willing to go there with Brange. It would have been great if those were the (supposedly fake) stories she addressed. Because this, this is not great. This might even be a little embarrassing.

African Girl @ 09/18/2012 at 11:24 am

I just read the comments and apparently it is supposed to be funny. Hmmm.
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Sooooo how hard do you have to bash your head against a wall to cause brain damage because that’s the only way anyone will find this crap funny.
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What was with the breathing hard and oh my Gods and Oh Gods? Reminds me of the students from the teen drama class I teach every weekend. You know what, I shouldn’t have said that. . .I just insulted those kids. Even them can do a better job than this.
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I bet the suporting actors are glad they didn’t show their faces…there is room for denial.

Seriously!? @ 09/18/2012 at 11:27 am

She is too old for these type of stupid acts. I guess when you’re no longer getting the leftover trash roles and your phone stops ringing this is how low you’ll go for attention. Boy, the short wig just really shows how unfortunate looking she truly is. The lies I tell you, the lies she sold the gullable ones. Yeesh!!

OMG, i love it.
life is too short, have fun

an opinion @ 09/18/2012 at 11:34 am

Actually her hair is thick, curly, and brunette. Not really funny. Just shows how self absorb that she continues to do these same commericals/videos.

She is really ugly without her golden hair. Damn, this woman’s face is bud ugly.

I’m so sick of her! Her movies s u c k and studios keep paying her $20 million to make them. I couldn’t care less if she’s engaged, what her ring looks like, if she’s pregnant, not pregnant. Who gives a flying *******!!!!!!!!

The haters come OMG

Mariane Pearl @ 09/18/2012 at 12:35 pm

Her one and only change to be me… Not !!!

Lost her plot @ 09/18/2012 at 12:38 pm

Long last… She’s finally lost it !!!!

Chinnifer maniston is one ugly man. Chinderella with these commercial now looks pathetic. But can you blame her, hollywood looks for younger actress not 43 year old man. I wonder who has a bigger pe nus, Justin or Maniston.

mimi, aniston doesnt get near usd 20m, in fact, studios never pay aniston more than USD6 m. nowadays she gets USd 4m on the average, she is cheap. thats why she is always in small budget trashy comedies.

Lost her plot @ 09/18/2012 at 12:44 pm

@Mariane Pearl:
LOL… Her only change to play Mariane Perl.

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MANISTON NOT FUNNY & SHE F @ 09/18/2012 at 1:01 pm

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Lainey nailed it this is THE WORST — is this the commercial her bald gigolo wrote? Didn’t he straight up LIE and say he was doing no such thing? So he was eh?? They have a lot in common as they both are famewh*res with no talent.
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NOT FUNNY.
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September 18, 2012 Posted at 10:33 PM
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It was reported a few months ago that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux would be working together on a short film for smartwater, which Aniston endorses, like to spoof all the bullsh-t that’s written about her.
The video was released today.
And…
Well, here, watch. We’ll discuss on the other side.
There’s…
A moment or two, right?
I like the Rachel line. And the “real hair” is cute, sure. But in between, all the “oh my gosh”-ing and the hair touching, it was a lot less clever than I thought it would be. It was a lot less Funny Or Die. It could have used some Funny Or Die. I mean, I feel like a film school class could have come up with this. And Justin is a proper Hollywood screenwriter. (Am I the only one who thinks Tropic Thunder is a great script?) I can’t be the only one expecting more.
An idea like this requires balls and it requires some bite. After all, she’s answering back to all the rumours and the tabloids and a narrative that’s been written for her that she claims she has had nothing to do with. It takes more than baby padding. It would have been great if they’d been willing to go there with Brange. It would have been great if those were the (supposedly fake) stories she addressed. Because this, this is not great. This might even be a little embarrassing.

JEN, YOU NEED A NEW ACT!

it’s sad when jokes about yourself are a decade old. what’s sadder? you still telling them.

LOL Indeed! What a class act…insert lots of sarcasm here!

Love it! Go Jen :)

is this an example of the “brilliant screenwriter” Theroux? Oy vey!!!! No wonder he is unemployed.

Love The Shoes @ 09/18/2012 at 2:05 pm

That was hilarious! I think she may have finally won me over. Jimmy Kimmel is so funny. The “Rachel” wig was my favorite part. Did I also mention I was an adult who has no problem giving props to JA even though I’m AJ’s biggest fan? it can be done.

@to mimi:
to mimi and mimi,
Jennifer makes $ 8-10 M per movie.

SHE IS UGLY @ 09/18/2012 at 2:18 pm

OMG, she should NEVER cut her hair off. Eeeeek!!

NOT funny at all. But I guess Jen’s fans had to act like it is.

FUGGISTON @ 09/18/2012 at 2:34 pm

@Angie:
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Actually, I don’t think Jen is mocking you and your fertile young womb Angelina, she’s just mocking pregnancy in general – most likely because she’s menopausal.

Right, she is mocking pregnancy in general – as a way to add one more idiot on the planet.

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/18/2012 at 3:31 pm

Ok, so this was supposed to be the brilliant writing by her paid for gigolo? Really?!! And this was supposed to be funny? Omg!!! She needs give the gigolo back to Heidi and ask for a refund, cause clearly she is getting ripped-off! No no! Never mind.. Heidi is a classy lady. she deserves much much better than the dumpster diving gigolo..

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/18/2012 at 3:31 pm

Ok, so this was supposed to be the brilliant writing by her paid for gigolo? Really?!! And this was supposed to be funny? Omg!!! She needs give the gigolo back to Heidi and ask for a refund, cause clearly she is getting ripped-off! No no! Never mind.. Heidi is a classy lady. she deserves much much better than the dumpster diving gigolo..

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/18/2012 at 3:31 pm

Ok, so this was supposed to be the brilliant writing by her paid for gigolo? Really?!! And this was supposed to be funny? Omg!!! She needs give the gigolo back to Heidi and ask for a refund, cause clearly she is getting ripped-off! No no! Never mind.. Heidi is a classy lady. she deserves much much better than the dumpster diving gigolo..

omg!!! what’s wrong Jen??? not funny at all… but desperate!!!! used to be a great fan of yours….

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/18/2012 at 3:37 pm

Oops sorry for the multiple post..iPad is acting up..

@Mimi: Jennifer NEVER got paid 20 million, the most she ever made was 8 million and that was years ago, IF and that is a big IF, she is getting 2 million for her horrible movies, she would be lucky.
Her movie budget is usually 35 million and that covers, actors, director and all the staff.
Why do you think she was making movies back to back, and the roles seem to have dried up her after all her bombs, and this one she is working on will probably go straight to video, could not have happened to a nastier person.

Jen and Justin are talented and funny. We love them so much.

Hypocratia @ 09/18/2012 at 4:32 pm

Love it! So funny! Jennifer is the best! Love her! Love Justin!

The good night Rachel part was funny and I love Jimmy Kimmel too

awesome! jen has the best sense of humor!

JEN is FUG @ 09/18/2012 at 6:23 pm

Man, this gal got hit with a big ugly stick. Her fans really think she’s a beauty? You know they’re lying! She is FUG y’all!

desperate for attention. you are getting old and ugly

How embarassing and ridiculous for her. And us.

Andamentothat @ 09/18/2012 at 9:49 pm

@African Girl:

She is doing this on purpose.. Outtakes from here will sell tab stories about her pregnancy.

this is really unfunny and sad for a Water-pub.

She shows arrogance in the car ,she shows her ***** Stupidity when she talk to the triplets ( Well it´s triplets because if it was TWINS the direct punch it would be to evident. wtf lol ?? ),

she shows disrespect for any person in this world who don´t have water to drink, when the water-boys dump water in the pool

she shows detachment when she send the big-boys ?lol take a nap, …the Alien i don´t get the ha ha ha

and she finally appear to be an idiot person, sad and alone that can´t let go the Rachel from 20 years ago .

the only real Truth is the last scene when she looks to the camera with that old and ugly face.

the worst pub ever.

Andamentothat @ 09/18/2012 at 9:49 pm

@African Girl:

She is doing this on purpose.. Outtakes from here will sell tab stories about her pregnancy.

Andamentothat @ 09/18/2012 at 9:49 pm

@African Girl:

She is doing this on purpose.. Outtakes from here will sell tab stories about her pregnancy.

This as close as she will get to being pregnant.
What an ugly broad.

@Mimi:
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You do care ,,b/c your here…

i love it…Jen your just to funny..

Wow, that was Embarrassingly sad video. It’s like Aniston and her boyfriend reduce to make this embarrassingly sad video to what? Justify themselves, to poke fun of themselves so people would think they don’t care? It’s freaking obvious they care because they made this video to supposedly make fun of themselves from what people are saying about them. That itself i find sad and pathetic, they can’t get any lower than that , they hit the bottom of sad.

Was she trying so hard to be Angelina Jolie in the movie “A Mighty Heart”?? Not funny at all. She does not look cute with dark hair.

Stick a fork in this bed-hopping idiot, she’s done. This is nothing more than an uneducated attempt to garner a modicum of attention from Rejects like JL and or Bet. Forest Gump said it best, Stupid is as stupid does. Jennifer has surely achieved this and more……………Love, The Ghost.

Jolie's Got Gold @ 09/19/2012 at 1:34 am

We can only guess this is the only way she can get pregnant, a pretend one! Hitting AARP is beyond fertility age and she is unfunny. She just looks stupid old woman.

Maniston's ugly! @ 09/19/2012 at 1:36 am

OMG! What a ****** she is. I am sure all pregnant able women are going to rid of that water. This is an insult. GO *** YOURSELF JENNIFER!

Making funofblacks ain't funny @ 09/19/2012 at 1:39 am

This woman is a mother fuking azhole! You leave your pregnant agenda promoting your overpriced plastic water to yourself. But **** falls when you make fun of black people and pretend you are a pregnant black woman. Damn, I hope the hoods shoot your ash motherfikr!

What a Shame! @ 09/19/2012 at 1:42 am

This is plain ugly and stupid. And she is in Obamza ticket, I will not support him now with the beotch like this one making fun and fool of mothers and blacks! To hell with her.

JENNIFER U R AN AHOLE! @ 09/19/2012 at 1:45 am

YOU ARE AN IDIOT! WHAT THE HELL?!!! THIS SHT IS NOT FUNNY. THIS IS INSULTING AND DEGRADING PREGNANT WOMEN AND BLACK WOMEN. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS UGLY WOMAN? SHE IS NOT FUNNY!

Knock her out pleaze! @ 09/19/2012 at 1:48 am

I mean knock her lights out! She is not funny! What horrible messages she is sending. Better not buy those water and turn down her movies.

Jennifer is crazy! @ 09/19/2012 at 1:52 am

I find no sense of humor on this making fun of people. She is ugly inside out. No wonder she gets dumped and no men want her ugly child. She can never experience pregnancy so this is humiliating. WTF!?

Here goes another one of Jennifer’s failures. She couldn’t get pregnant so she resort to make fun of pregnant people. What an idiot.

Fall is here! @ 09/19/2012 at 1:59 am

And the point is? Moron.

@Jennifer is crazy!:
Who is guilty you love to read about her pregnacies?
Yes, she is laughing from this stupid rumors!
Not every woman must be pregnant!
Not every pregnant woman can provide the highest quality
of her future child.
Not enough morons around?

Why is she making a fool of herself when she already is a big one? Nonstop promoting bottled water, wtf? Making fun of pregnancy? Have some sympathy for women who desperately want children but can’t have them. Taking off her “wig” – big mistake. She is ugly enough already with blonde hair, but without it… omg… not a natural beauty, that’s for sure.

POOR LOSER SHE CANT EVEN WEAR THE FAKE ONE WELL

naturegirl @ 09/19/2012 at 7:33 am

Like i always say those who can do those who cant can only pretend in movies and now in commercials

Shame on you, Ms. Aniston. That’s all I can say.

Do you all think the resemblance to Angeline Jolie in A Mighty Heart intentional?

This ad is hilarious

Never knew Ellen star was next to Jen’s in hollywood, it cool that
ellen, reese all have their’s next to Jen’s.

That video is absolutely hilarious! The dark curly wig is the best part. (Well, second to Jimmy Kimmel and the alien kid).

Jennifer Aniston and SmartWater Score Big with ‘Leaked’ Video

This week a crass, demeaning and shockingly amateur video ignited violent Anti-American uprisings throughout the Muslim world. Another amateur video sent Presidential candidate Mitt Romney’s struggling campaign into an absolute tailspin. But now, finally, a “subversive” video to laugh about.

The PR gurus over at SmartWater posted a video on YouTube that directly targets America’s greatest weakness: celebrities. Celebrities in America are the opiate of the masses that Karl Marx warned us about, so when Jennifer Aniston shows up in leaked home security footage, our culture pays attention.

Who can resist the gravitational pull of an unfettered glimpse into Jennifer Aniston’s home life? This isn’t some boring paleontologist or Supreme Court justice; this is a beautiful actress whose love life is of greater concern to many Americans than their own spouses.

And it’s all fake, of course.

With cameos from Ryan Seacrest, Jimmy Kimmel, an alien and a baby bump of triplets, Aniston scores big with the American public for having a sense of humor about our own creepy ridiculousness—which has been both a blessing and a curse to Ms. Aniston’s career.

By capitalizing on Ms. Aniston’s uneasy relationship with an America dependent on its daily tabloid fix, SmartWater demonstrates a sort of intelligent self-awareness. The video positions the SmartWater brand within the context of brand “Jennifer Aniston” while simultaneously feeding and mocking the public’s insatiable appetite for celebrity voyeurism.

A big PR round of applause for SmartWater and Jennifer Aniston. The American public is glad it could play a role in your clever video—even if being in on the joke means being part of it. As long as Jennifer Aniston can make fun of herself, we can look in the mirror and laugh along.

“Goodnight Rachel.”

I love the video. There are so many duplicates of it on youtube it is hard to say how many hits it has had

It is genius vedio making fun of those people at the same time letting the brand get noticed

They just showed the video on GMA along with shots of various mags saying Jen is pregnant.

Aww, Jenny gets to play pregnant for her fans and get some attention. Say, at 43 and half–think her boobs, butt, face and the rest of her body would change besides just her belly? Strapping down a pregnant belly, Jen? Nice message to young women, but then you always did send horrible ones anyway.

ps ..now we know why she straightens and dyes her hair. Colored contacts? Fug.

Smart women @ 09/19/2012 at 12:15 pm

after 1 day -
over 570 000 views

The Real Emma @ 09/19/2012 at 5:44 pm

@123:

Everyone is interested at looking at a train wreck. Duh.

her movies suck ass. and she has a star on walk on fame lololol. she is famous for ne thing friends 10 years ago, and more for her marriage to pitt. she is a joke. this fake belly is the closest she will get to having children.

@Keley:
1. This belly is in accordance with the genius Justin’s IDEA and his sense of humor, ok?.
2. About Jennifer – “Friends” it’s a work FOREVER. There were many attempts to make something like that but – nothing to talk about…
So – 10 years not “ago”, but 10 years of success…
3. She was famous BEFORE her marriage with Brad Pitt.

ABOUT DEMOCRACY:
Jen is fug : + 14.
Love it : – 15.
Would be correct to show all the ” – ” and all the ” + ”.

This woman must feel so bad inside not having a child of her own and lives alone. She is always playing roles as pregnant, a mother or a wife all of which she can’t seem to achieve. Maybe she is earning to be one so she gets this video out. Pushing 45 yrs of age with a boyish body shape does not look attractive nor is this video funny. If anything, it is an insult to mothers out there. She always rubbed me the wrong way but now I am disgusted with her.

not relevant @ 09/19/2012 at 9:11 pm

Am i missing something? How is this in any way shape or form promoting smartwater? What was the point of pouring water in the swimming pool? This is a serious question. Other then promoting herself, how is this related to selling smarterwater? It was not slightest bit funny. Guess her fans are easily amused. Smh…

Am I missing something here, since 11:30 am to 9:30 pm, the Dirtbag thread has ten comments. Why are all her hens abandoning her and coming to Angelina’s thread. Poor Dirtbag, her fans would rather be on Angelina’s thread and building up her hits making Angelina even more popular than she already isl

What a stupid piece of self-indulgent BS. She is so desperate to be talked about that she straps down a pregnant belly–Desperado!
What a sad woman this thing has become–NOT funny at all
PLAIN stupid!!

@Sid:
She knows A LOT about family, about marriage and about happiness concerned with that.

after 2 days
1 043 158 visitors on Youtube

@AGA:
She just wanted to make fun of all the rumors of her pregnancy.
No more…
Another thing – Justin’s script for this commercial.
What the sense to crash the car?
A copy of episode from the “Horrible Bosses” (with Donald Sutherland).
What the sense of dialogue about “Mimi”?…
Justin, your ‘humor”‘ is cheap and not concerned with the Smart water.
Stop drinking alcohol and start drink Smart water.
BTW
AGA, you need Smart water too.

lol angie fans are mad because everybody loves Jen and think she is funny. oh shut up angie fans!!

haha I love Jen!

@Danica:
angie fans are mad because everybody see Jen is beautiful
no matter what the stylist did.
No matter even what Justin wrote.
Man in love usually looks at woman he loves as at Angel –
Justin thanks for clarifying about your feelings…

Come on JL, keep posting… Angelina thread is up to 823 post in 3 days …
You can do better :))))))

@Dolly:
Dolly, don’t provoke me please.
There is no problem to add 750 comments JEN IS GREAT.
Or 1750.
People on Jolie’s thread still remember my congratulations
with so called “engagement”…
They called me Energizer Bunny.

Your loyalty for your idol reached mass Hysteria level … Crazy !!!!
Does Maniston know that you exist … LOL

So Aniston got herself some attention in this video for SmartWater, excuse me, this AD. She poked fun at the tabloids making up stuff about her….didn’t she partake in a movie against the paps/tabloids recently? Sounds like she secretly likes and needs it while whining about it—so SmartWater, how many bottles of water will you sell from this AD especially from a millionaire dumping bottled water in her pool, while your plastic bottles are clogging our oceans and rivers, killing and poisoning our fish/wildlife?

Yep, Jen–you are as bat-s.hit crazy as Kate Gosselin.

@Dolly:
Yeah, Dolly,
you don’t have fan like me.
So sad :)

@ohdear:
1. If you do not like plastic bottles – don’t buy them.
2. Wildlife starts when you throw a plastic bottle in the ocean and river, not in the trash.

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 12:59 pm

this video is not funny! what’s funny is how the one Fanatic keep changing its name to make it look like there’s more then 2 fans in here. the worst part is, all the names pretty much starts with the same letter. even when it tried to change into a male’s name. dead give away on the stupidity! you don’t call them MORONISTON for no reason..hehhe Just Leggings (aka BET) the trailer park hooker will defend to the death! hey, i’m not being mean. she seriously was proud to call the JenHO thread, her “trailer park” because she lives in here 24/7 defending her idol against every poster. she believes her idol playing a Hooker is much more respectable than playing a disney fairy character. if she wants to be referred to as such, who am i?? to deny the resident HOOKER…BWAHHAHAHA…

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 1:09 pm

@Danica: wrong again! not everybody thinks she is funny..go ask Martha Stewart..they are laughing at her not with her..huge difference!

@Ssshhii_baby:
When drug using lesbian acts a DISNEY FAIRY – it’s ridiculous :) :) :)

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 1:57 pm

@JL: you’re right! pot smoking, bed-hopping, NO RING having, jenHO is perfect to play a FAKE WIFE, real-life HOOKER!!! bwahahaha!!

rotten sushi,
you can just IMAGINE what her real life is.
About roles -she never acted trash like GIA.
(too far from comedy).
An never will be, unlike your idol with her LEG.

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 4:00 pm

i don’t have to imagine..you can clearly see her life is empty! no love of a family..only have drunken, sleazy friends. her dog rather commit suicide than to be with her..she has to steal& pay for gigolo to pretend like somebody wants to marry her. the gigolo doesn’t even have enough respect for her to put a ring on it. he didn’t even bother to write a decent script for the commercial. ms.toke&smoke career is a joke! never will she ever get to portrail a real life character. let alone, win an award for it. she doesn’t have the range or depth..she can’t even be funny in a stupid commercial..that’s why it wouldn’t be a stretch for her to play a FAKE WIFE (nobody wants her unless she pays them)..law breaking, drug using HOOKER! perfect role! this one will be better than Shakespeare! isn’t that right, Just Leggings? BWAHAHAHAHA

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 4:10 pm

correction=portray not portrail..

@Ssshhii_baby:
rotten,
turn on your little IQ – she acts in the COMEDY.
Do you know this word?
About gigolo go talk to Huvane.
He works good as you can’t go out from here.
YOU NEED THIS THREAD
(despite you are not a fan!!!!!!!!!!!) :)
Good job, Stephen!
I told you – you know ZERO about here real life.
You read about Chelsea and you can’t add nothing to that.
Good for Jennifer.

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 4:45 pm

she doesn’t act in comedy! she is the JOKE! WOW!!! you know JenHO has sunken real LOW, when her deranged fans are EMBARRASSED about the people she keeps in company! no love for the gigolo! BWAHAHAHA!!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/20/2012 at 4:50 pm

alright have fun foaming at the mouth BET…gotta go!!! buh-bye!

This was one of the funniest videos that I’ve seen in a very long time. Thanks Jen for the laughter, I needed that! Good job, BTW!

@Ssshhii_baby: She is extremely funny and talented. People don’t just make it in Hollywood for no reason. She is one of the best comedy actors that I’ve ever seen. She also has enough talent to do a serious role but I personally prefer comedy. GO AWAY PLEASE AND DON’T COME BACK Ssshhii! You are the embarrassing one!

@Ssshhii_baby: She is extremely funny and talented. People don’t just make it in Hollywood for no reason. She is one of the best comedy actors that I’ve ever seen. She also has enough talent to do a serious role but I personally prefer comedy. GO AWAY PLEASE AND DON’T COME BACK Ssshhii! You are the embarrassing one!

@Ssshhii_baby: She is extremely funny and talented. People don’t just make it in Hollywood for no reason. She is one of the best comedy actors that I’ve ever seen. She also has enough talent to do a serious role but I personally prefer comedy. GO AWAY PLEASE AND DON’T COME BACK Ssshhii! You are the embarrassing one!

Yes, no love for the gigolo.
But you may love him if it’s in your taste.
Your sense of humor is the same.
I hope your legs are longer… :)

@jilly:
jilly,
rotten sushi is hopeless – he needs this thread.
Because JA OWNS HIS AZZ :) :) :)

love it! jen has the best sense of humor!

Poor Jen, she can’t win for losing. Brad movie was suppose to open the twenty-first, so what does jen do, release her lame Ad, alas Brad’s movie was push back, so no one is paying attention to the fake belly and curly hair twat.
Her next move will be to show the engagement ring when Brad’s movie premieres in the US.
You can set your watch by the stunts she tries to pull and they all fall flat, because she is a loser, without Brad and Angie no one gives a toss about her.
Chelsea’s man dump her, too common and vile, jen’s toy boy is going to stick around, Heidi took care of that moocher, but now his sugar mama can keep him in leggings and black shoe polish for his hair.

@Grandma: I got a better one for you, I bet one week before ”Were the Millers” comes out she will announce she’s pregnant.

@anch:

Nah, she won’t announce it, buuuut she’ll do what she did last summer/early fall. She’ll be papped walking out of an office, wearing a loose fitting top, with her hand over her stomach. Her three fans’ll cr.ea.m themselves. I’ll put money on it.

@anch:
anch,
take a care about the girl you had a sex with.
I very hope you used the condom.
One ‘anch’ on the Earth is enough.

@Miller: Wow
Miller – “…cre.am themselves!…”
So THAT is what the right fan must do watching the news about his idol!
I can imagine you in a day of Jolie’s so called “engagement” :) :) :)

Jen is in new Mexico shooting WTM

@Grandma:
Grandma,
Jennifer was successful before meeting Brad
and she is successful after that.
Jennifer is worth approx $180 million and she made it all on her own.
Why do you call her a “loser”?

@Miller:

Why she’ll be sucking on a lollipop, aka preggo pop. Lame tricks are getting old.

No tricks – just a Justin’s FRESH IDEA

@ohdear:

Well, it always works on the hens. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me 3,233,521,567 times, I’m a Jenhen.

This is a power of Aniston’s Charisma -
people will read 3 000 000 times about her pregnancy
and will care 3 000 000 times.
It’s natural.
Just one correction – there is no “hens” here.
Just fans and haters.
Normal people are interested to support Jennifer.
Not normal people are interested to insult her –
because they feel her power too.
This is their way to say
WOW JENNIFER! We are so worthless…
Normal people loving other actors are on their threads.

people will read 3 000 000 times about her pregnancy
and will care 3 000 000 times……..

only the dumb ones.

Mariane Pearl Wanabe @ 09/21/2012 at 7:15 pm

@ohdear:
Only 13 post…in 24 hours ?? MHUAHAHAHAHA…
NINE POST belong to YOU…. come on JL you can do better…. Where is Jilly… Bet…Yep…. Elly… Come support your Famous idol… ups they are all is YOU, JL….. THE VILLAGE IIIDIIIOOOTTTT !!

Mariane Pearl Wanabe @ 09/21/2012 at 7:22 pm

I meant to reply to JL…Sorry @ohdear.
Damn…, I gave her ONE MORE HIT … to this 3000000000 care!!!
MMHHUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Power of Maniston Charisma…. 13 post in 24 hr… minus 9 = 4
WOW JENNIFER, you are so worthless indeed !

The ad is a dead give away…..
Jumbo ears, massive Chin, and her Nose that look like her Bottle !!!!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/21/2012 at 8:06 pm

@jilly: hi pyscho Ellie? Why did you change your name? Don’t want people to know what a whack job you are? No matter what names you try to hide behind your stupidity always give you away!

Please Maniston cover that chin, there are kids who might see that chin and be traumatized.For Halloween instead of buying a ”scream” mask , ill probably buy a Maniston mask. Now thats scary

@Miller: he-he,
you don’t like her but you are here. :)
You confirmed you are dumb

@Mariane Pearl Wanabe: I have one nick only – JL.
Very easy to check.

@JL:

Uh, dumbazz you were talking about her pr pregnancy games. You getting confused. But yer half right, I am dumb for given this pathetic c um dumpster more hits, so you keep fighting the good fight, maybe Jennay will let ya sniff her panties, and then you can cr eam yours. Dont respond, dont care wont read it. Bye hen.

@anch:
I’m sure you have her mask.
For the girl you have sex with :)
(for little money)

@Miller:
Jen owns your azz :)

@Ssshhii_baby:
sushi,
why you are not with your smart sexy dog? :)
why do you waste your time here? :)

Missouri Report @ 09/22/2012 at 1:34 am

@JL: China sells us their plastic, just say no to Smart Water. Plastic will give you cancer and ruin the planet.

@Missouri Report: Well, why don’t you buy glass bottles?
Plastic bottles can be recycled endless.
“…say no to Smart Water…”?
Sure.
Say yes to Coca Cola!
Say yes to Red Bull!
Say yes to beer!
Say no to workout!
Say yes to being pig!

I reallly love Jennifer!!

Song dedication from Heidi Bivens
to Justin Theroux?

Marsha Ambrosius – ” Far Away”
at http://www.youtube.com

Heidi loves “Rolling Stones” :)

Missouri Report @ 09/22/2012 at 6:30 pm

This is so stupid, no one mentioned Maniston as prego. Cnn’s commenters say she (Maniston) is fat. and ugly.

Missouri,
stop eating the plastic bottles.

@JL: Because she is a loser, 180 million you wish. Right now she supporting her jobless toyboy. To stay revelant, she pays a ton of money to her PR pimp to keep her in the news, he plants stories in one tab and denies then in another.
To keep looking like the 50 yr old she is, it is plastic surgery, three nose jobs, botox fillers, shaving her chin, the yoga chick, the tanning saloon. She is known to bought a house for the yoga chick, but don’t pay her mother’s medical bills (we pay them) and her mother goes to a free clinic and rents an apartment, in a not so nice area.
This woman was one of an ensemble cast, and she was not the best Actor in the series, hence showing her fake nipples.
After dating Brad, then she start getting more attention than the others, if she don’t coat tail ride Brad and Angie, no one pays her attention.
Take her engagement, it did not trend, four year old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt trended for four days for her minor role.
You think she is getting 10 million for this straight to video movie she is making with a budget of 30-35 million, LOL.
I don’t know if you believe what you write, it is like taking candy from a baby, everything you say is so easy to disprove.
If she was so famous without Brad, why did she keep talking about him and his family for the last seven years? one of her friends said ” Brad acts like she does not exist.”
Here is something to think about, they had a production company, and he never put her in one movie, because he knew she was a lousy actress.

@Grandma:
Granny dear,
I see the news like “Jennifer Aniston was told to stay away from Angelina’s children”…
I see Jolie’s words to Jane Pitt that JA is “pathetic” and so on…
That are Jolie’s words, not Jennifer’s…
Jolie demonstrates being a FAKE HUMANITARIAN using UN for her PR.
I can’t get why Jolie didn’t use the Church for her PR -
anyway she hasn’t nothing saint inside…
Outside too – you may see her tattoo with the big cross over the c@nt…
I want to see how you will cancel this tattoo -
that must be easy – as taking candy from baby… :)
Yes, Jennifer worth $ 180 – go try to deny this too…
Yes, she never was in the Brad’s movies
because she wants HONEST success.
Even after the Oscar in that movie
people like you would start blabbing “That because she is his wife and so on”….
She has “Bruce Almighty”, “Good Girl”, “Marley And Me”, “Break Up” –
that is her own independent honest place in Cinema history.
I love “Derailed” – so sad there were no Hitchcock to direct tis story…
Of course Brad acts like she doesn’t exist -
that is why Jolie was so happy after stealing his photo camera with thousands Jennifer’s pictures…
About mother – do you pay for her treatment? Really? Did you visit her?
Go talk to Nancy personally – you will stop eating and breathing…
It’s been great to to you Granny.
THANKS

Poor loon they have just JJ to post comments on brangloony

@123: Thanks for the nice videos :)

JL @ 09/23/2012 at 12:42 am

Oh pleasee Bruce Almighty is not Jen’s movie it’s Jim’s Carrey, jennifer played as the gf anybody can play her and the movie will still earned, Good Girl is a flopped only earned – 16 mil because she’s the one that star in it, Marley and Me.. the dog is the real star not HER it would still earned even if another actress played her part. The Break Up – it’s Vince Vaugh. Why didn’t you mentioned Love Happens, The Management, The Switch, Wonderlust all flops she should just retire from showbiz and give another new actress the chance to shine instead of giving Aniston the aging TV actress that she played as RACHEL GREEN over and over.

As for the camera that was stolen it contained pictures of his kids no need to LIE. And yeah her mother still live in a rented apartment and your idol does not even paid for her medical expenses ANISTON still hold grudge against her mother for calling her UGLY.

Where the heck did you see “JA told to stay away from the kids or how in the heck would anybody know what Ange said to Mrs Pitt?? Have you been reading Star mag or Lies and Shite. Come On even I don’t believe the stuff about JA in those mags. The rest of your post is pure dreaming and going back to movies made over 10yrs ago. It is FACT that her last 4-6 movies have done very badly esp Bounty Hunter & Wonderbust.The studios must of been pis*ed off after all the publicity $$ they shelled out and got nothing in return.
Andthere is simply no way she is getting $10 mill for this lastest turkey–OH that reminded me of the classic The Swithch I think maybe 5000 people saw that tripe.
Can’t wait for her next PR BS!!

AGA,
you never saw One Million Dollars Cash.
All your life is not enough to earn these money.
But you may try TO THINK:
$ 8-10 Millions for 3 months.
You would film in the Switch/Bounty/Wanderlust too – be sure.
Even for the HALF of money Jennifer received.
Nobody proposes.

JL @ 09/23/2012 at 4:27 am

hmmm Angelina Jolie’s 1 movie = jennifer aniston 5 movies enough said

JL @ 09/23/2012 at 4:27 am

hmmm Angelina Jolie’s 1 movie = jennifer aniston 5 movies enough said

HAHAHAHA love the video
”how are my triplets doin?”
LOL haha
shes amazing

looks like she has her engagement ring on in the vid.

@Oh yeah: I laugh every time I read about DOG MOVIE…
I’m sure every dog in Marley
enjoyed a big tasteful DOG OSCAR….
Well.
“Good Girl” is a work on the level of “Monster Ball” with BBT&HBerry.
Money are not the only mean to estimate the movie.
And no Rachel there.
EVEN YOU can’t say this is a Gyllenhaal’s movie…
About Brad’s camera – Brad can see his children every day –
no reasons to worry for Jolie.
But Jennifer’s photos for the several years – it’s serious…
When you told about my LIE, I got you must be AGA.
‘Oh yeah’ = ‘AGA’. Big deal…
About mother.
You must know Jennifer paid for mothers cancer treatment.
Jennifer tried to fix these relations, and NOT ONCE…
Sometimes parents say different things to their children
because children can do lots and lots of mistakes.
But they have a saint right for this – they are LITTLE.
They have no experience, no knowledge.
And normal people understand that.
NOT NORMAL people can’t.
Their ability TO TAKE is much more strong than TO GIVE.
They can feel good just insulting others.
This is their way to receive the energy – from other people.
You may call it egocentrism, selfishness, vampirism or sadism.
And who is the most unprotected person for this?
A LITTLE CHILD.
What does it mean to say to little girl: you are ugly?
It’s stronger than “wrong” or “stupid”…
Don’t you think Nancy saw Jennifer is beautiful?
There is no pictures where she is “ugly” because she is NOT.
There are school pics with a strange hair style (almost like in this new AD)
but she is not ugly anyway…
Jennifer is talented from God, and that’s a DIFFERENT vibration.
Nancy hates her on the genetically –
not because daughter did something wrong.
It’s a tragedy when people with opposite vibrations live in one house.
Tragedy for the both sides.
Children from God has a God’s protection.
If they keep an inner cleanness they will win – in a years, but no doubt.
Vampires will have what they deserve – a cancer.
What the moral right have I to write all of this here?
My mother is the same type with Nancy – .
the hidden hate in the eyes no matter what.
And know you can’t find protection in her.
And you must see how sweet she is with other children.
But there are your friends who ready to say:
wow, a cool design, you are cool driver, a funny story and so on…
Finally you start live separately and forget this home sh_t.
Finally my mom received her cancer too and stopped being apparently aggressive…
So stop blame Jennifer for the life her mother has.
She can’t change her. This is a Nancy’s ‘home work’ only.
Look at Jolie’s father – he hates his daughter too. THAT is a reason of drugs and the rst of issues.
Jennifer avoided that.
You may see Oprah Winfrey father – the same story…
Children must respect their parents, but they can’t change them.
Saying honestly normal mother must be proud to have a daughter
like Jennifer.
Because normal people are HAPPY to see their kids achievements.

I told you it is so easy to disprove your lies.
@ Oh yeah, covered the movies I’ll just add, Jen must be blowing someone, making Bomb After Bomb.
If she wanted to make it on her own, why would she ***** when she did not get to play Marrianne Pearl, notice she has the wig for the role.
Nothing is free, taxpayers pay for the free clinics.
One thing about Angie, she is not fake, she is REAL. She don’t buy friends.
I know you’re delusional, but Brad is not that good a photographer to take pictures of his X-wife, airbrushing and photoshopping, hell he would need years to take thousands of pictures, and then he was smoking too much weed to be taking pics.
A tabloid claimed that the camera was stolen in Hungary from the set of ITLOBAH, another lie put to rest.
If she is worth 180 million why is she making such crappy movies, if not for a pay check, it is not about Art, she needs the money for plastic surgery.
She owns a production Company, that cannot get one movie finance, what that tells you about her acting skills, and she knows she sucks, because she don’t use her money to finance the movies.
Angie talks to Jane about her son and six grandchildren, Jen don’t exist in her life.
I think she is passed the stage of thinking of her as a lying, dishonest, scumbag, who ugly outsides matches her ugly insides not worth a thought.

.

@LMAO: So that tells you Jen is getting next to nothing for her lousy acting. LOL

@Grandma: A Golden Globe for the “lousy acting”?
I don’t think so.

JL you are the best!!!

@Grandma:
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA !
“…Jolie doesn’t buy friends…”
THAT’S WHY SHE HAS NO FRIENDS (her own words).
Oh: “…Jolie is REAL…”
Real Jolie loves guns, knives and war.
Fake Jolie acts like a “humanitarian”….
If Jolie wants go be a real humanitarian she must go to Israel and tell them to stop the aggressive politics. Why all the time the problems around this country? Why must US pay for all this sh_t?
I want to see where Jolie will be next day… :)

@JL: Why don’t you go to Israel if it is bothering you.
Jolie NEVER said, she don’t have friends, she said she only tells Brad what she sees on her visits.
You silly cow, what person that see the refugees camps in the squalor and riddle with diseases would love war, you don’t say anything sensible.
Guns and knives are legal, what point were trying to make, most humans use knives every day, it is sad that horrible people uses guns, blame Angie for that too.
Are you really this simple, Angie volunteers for The UN, not the USA.
UN an organization of Countries set up in 1945, to promote International peace, security and cooperation.
I know all of this went over your head, I bet you wore the Dunce hat in all your classes.

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/23/2012 at 1:04 pm

@JL: just leggings my dear..don’t talk politics..plz don’t embarrass your mother more then you already have. Besides, don’t want you to hurt yourself by thinking thoughts. who will be left in this boring “trailer park” thread, ( As you like to call it) to defend till the death, the honor of your hairness? You must think about the other minion..see, how nice I am to you RETARDISTON…don’t ever say I never threw you bissh a bone!!!Bwahahaha!!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/23/2012 at 1:08 pm

@Grandma: don’t try to rationalize with Just Leggings. She is a product of inbreeding. Plz excuse her ignorance..

@Grandma:
Wow Granny, I’m so sorry –
forget Israel if you are so sensitive in this point.
There are other “peaceful” countries like Russia or China -
they have the problems with their borders all the time too… :)
Why not to go to mister Putin to talk about his outlook?
Or about his strategic submarines everywhere?
Why not to start from the initial REASON of the war?
Tell me!
Because IT’S NOT SO EASY.
Even despite UN was organized “to promote peace and security”.
May be Jolie has not enough intellect for this with her education?
May be her post-drug IQ is not very high?
Because mister Putin can say:
Hey “girl”,
you look interesting in the GIA – I love watch it…
But your REPUTATION is not so great
to teach me how I must live…
:) :) :)
So she goes to the camps – the result of every war…
This is a REAL way to change the world! :)

@Ssshhii_baby: You’re right, it is a waste of time, now she is talking about China and Russia, do they have Refugees? Angie’s role is speaking up for Refugees.
Throwing my hands up in the air, JL needs to be committed to a psychiartic institution, a sane person don’t write drivel like this every day.

@JL:
Hey sushi!
I got why your nick is BABY.
I’m sure your mom told you every hour
how smart and beautiful you are… :)
Every minute? :)
I can imagine your and her FRUSTRATION… :) :) :)
Look at your comment – just calling the names…
Where are the arguments?
Your main “argument” is:
BECAUSE IT’S ME
(go ask my mom)

@Grandma:
Granny,
you may be sure: if Russia will start ANY new conflict
you will see A LOT of new Refugees.
(Don’t you know about Refugees during the war with Georgia?)
You say about Refugees as a consequence of the war.
I’m talking about PREVENTING THE WAR
and the Refugees camps as it’s RESULT.
Of course it’s important if you care about people –
nor about the own PR like Jolie.

All she does now is make fun of herself..I’m not a fan but I really hope she can progress to something a little less childish..I notice her fans defense is saying “i love how she doesn’t taker herself too seriously” but she is starting to mold her life into this big joke.. if you want to earn the respect in the business, and for the sake of her ‘craft’, step up your game and take something seriously Jen.

Durp Nation @ 09/23/2012 at 6:03 pm

All I can say after watching this is YUCK!

“One flew over the cuckoo’s nest”, starring JL wearing a very tight white benetton jacket. Co-starring Aniston, who is just about to go nuts as well.

I heard
Brad Pitt wants to romance Aishwarya Rai Bachchan.
And no nes about Aishwaria’s wish to romance Brad Pitt.
Oh-h, – a 50 years old man with artishocke “fragrance”…

@pumpkin:
Don’t worry, you will see her movies that Jack Nicholson will be standing ovation.

Some Jennifer project news from Variety. In a story on another production, it mentioned this about Jennifer’s UELP:

The Gotham Group produced “Abduction” for Lionsgate and is in post on “No Good Deed” for Sony Screen Gems, with Sam Miller, Taraji Henson and Idris Elba starring. It’s also planning a January start for its untitled Elmore Leonard project, an adaptation of Leonard’s novel “The Switch,” with Jennifer Aniston, John Hawkes, Mos Def and Ty Burrell,

http://www.variety.com/article/VR111805970

So it looks like she will be starting filming of that in January.

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/24/2012 at 10:44 am

@JL: at least my mommy loves me! Your mommy tried to abort you that’s why you came out RETARDE.D!!! no wonder you are her fan..you have something in common, both your mommy HATES you cuz you FGULY! You’re both ugly inside and out! With a face&chin like that, even your own mommy can’t love!!! Haha!!thats why your idol is an angry, bitter old lady!!! No love from mommy! Bwahahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/24/2012 at 10:54 am

@JL: no no Just Leggings…sane people don’t argue with Retardiston..hello!! You bissh could barely write a coherent sentences..let alone, have an intellectual debate!!bwahaha..

@Ssshhii_baby:
Sushi,
your mommy feels sorry SO much – look what you write here!
Your mommy is wise enough to spare you…
Even your smart dog can get this… :) :) :)

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/24/2012 at 2:34 pm

@JL: Just Leggings, i know you want to get pee n po0p on like your idol…but my smart doggy have higher standards..so, keep your dirty fantasies to yourself and leave my doggy alone! ewww you nasty!!!

@Ssshhii_baby:
How your smart sexy dog calls you?

Ssshhii_baby @ 09/24/2012 at 5:25 pm

@JL: hahaha now you’re describing my doggy as sexy? Oh you poor lonely inbred..I almost feel sorry for you!

You protect your poor dog like he is your SOULMATE :) :) :)

#218 Just like Norman was JA soulmate…she even tattooed his name on her foot…so i’d think again before having a go at people who love dogs. Esp since Jennay cried when she had to leave all those doggies at the shelter when she picked out poor Sophie. Bet she didnt bother leaving a decent donation to help them

Norman was her dog when she was married to Brad Pitt.
Norman’s love was more honest and sincere btw.
Ad the same time Brad was like a dog with her.
And he didn’t change with Jolie.

John Tichenor @ 09/26/2012 at 1:44 pm

Jennifer aniston and justin theroux may last at least 2 more yrs of relationship you see .
Most people may not agree for both of them.
Every time she in relationship it don’t last like this one will be.
Jennifer is most and georgeous and sexy as well .
she is the best gal that anyone could have .

Thank you
John Tichenor
tichenorjohn56@yahoo.com

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