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Brad Pitt: Chanel No. 5 Ad Campaign!

Brad Pitt: Chanel No. 5 Ad Campaign!

Check out these new images of Brad Pitt looking dapper for his Chanel No. 5 fragrance ad campaign!

The 48-year-old actor recently shared his thoughts on being the new face for the iconic fragrance.

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“What’s important to remember about Chanel N°5 is how revolutionary this fragrance is; when it was introduced, it broke all the rules,” Brad said. “N°5 has always been the most iconic women’s fragrance. That’s what I see being the appeal of this campaign; it goes beyond the abstract of emotion or beauty to evoke what is timeless: a woman’s spirit.”

Have a look at the thirty second clip of Brad‘s film for the fragrance below!


Brad Pitt – Chanel No. 5 Film

20+ pictures inside of Brad Pitt looking handsome for his Chanel ad campaign…

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# 1

looking good mr. pitt!!!

# 3

Still looking soooo handsome and gorgeous.Lucky Angie.Better her than what’s her name,IMO!!!

# 4

Can Brad get any more beautiful?

# 6

Love you that is great bradd

# 7

Taylor Kennedy ‏@onedancinblonde

Brad Pitt looks like he just stepped out of Seven Years in Tibet in the new Chanel Ads. Hot.

# 8

Stop dying your hair and beard Brad, accepts your age! …

# 9

whoa, he looks really, really good here and that’s not something i usually say. this man is aging very well. i’m so happy for him that he has found fulfillment in his life with angelina jolie. i can’t imagine him wasting away in his previous life. being with the right person and being happy means everything.

It’s a brilliant idea having a man sell a womens fragrance, less aspirational more seductive.

So angie will not borrow him around ? too bad :)

groundcontrol @ 10/14/2012 at 7:58 pm

Devastatingly sexy! He still has it at 48!

Pol @ 10/14/2012 at 7:54 pm – Tell that to everyone else! You just want wish he didn’t look so good for own selfish reasons.

African Girl @ 10/14/2012 at 7:58 pm

Ok what does BP eat or drink or do….whatever it is where can I get it. The man gets handsomer (is that a word? Oh never mind) with each passing day!!
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Love the AD

groundcontrol @ 10/14/2012 at 7:58 pm

The ad is simple and affecting. He really does have a sensual voice.

That first picture…wow, nice.

@boob:

Please damn someone you know!

groundcontrol @ 10/14/2012 at 7:59 pm

LOL! Brilliant!
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Brad Pitt talking directly to the viewer.

Angel Among Us! @ 10/14/2012 at 8:01 pm

WOW! What a sexy, gorgeous, hunk of yummy male specimen…. “How wonderful life is now that you’re in the world.” May God bless you Brad, Angie and your children.

@Joe: dumb dumb dumb…. what they call too dumb people I am sure not the orginal just dumb lol

Brad Pitt is the epitome of beauty.

Jajajaja He speaks so ridiculous! .i.

African Girl @ 10/14/2012 at 8:05 pm

@groundcontrol:
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Can you imagine going to bed every night with that voice whispering in your ears? You know what….I think I may have found a solution to my insomnia. Oh yes I think I have.
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Say does anyone know how to splice voice recordings and put it in a loop?

groundcontrol @ 10/14/2012 at 8:06 pm

@gasp!:
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i’m so happy for him that he has found fulfillment in his life with angelina jolie. i can’t imagine him wasting away in his previous life. being with the right person and being happy means everything.
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Excellent points, gasp. A life fulfilled is a life worth living. Lucky for Brad all the pieces fell into place so he could find his life’s fulfillment.
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Okay enough hokie stuff. Brad looks sexy as hell. And I don’t even like Chanel. LOL!

melissa B @ 10/14/2012 at 8:06 pm

My goodness that is a fine man. Wow.

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 8:07 pm

What a gorgeous man!
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Chanel you picked the right man! Good for you.

seriously @ 10/14/2012 at 8:09 pm

I don’t like Chanel N5, but I think I have to at least buy one for Brad. That face, those eyes, that voice. What a beauty. sigh.

From the last thread

bdj @ 10/14/2012 at 7:01 pm
+5
http://www.npr.org/2012/10/14/162902674/brad-pitt-helps-chanel-shake-up-iconic-perfume
Audio at site
Brad Pitt Helps Chanel Shake Up Iconic Perfume
Listen to the Story
All Things Considered
[2 min 59 sec]
October 14, 2012
Chanel No. 5 is an iconic perfume, it’s been around for 92 years. Marylin Monroe, Catherine Deneuve and Nicole Kidman have all endorsed the fragrance. Starting on Sunday, Brad Pitt is joining their ranks. He’s the first man to endorse the perfume in its history.
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NPR talking about a perfume ad? Look at all this free publicity that Chanel is getting by hiring Brad. Brad looks great and of course love his voice.

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 8:15 pm

SAG Awards interviewer…..
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“What are you most looking forward to later after the awards Angeina?”
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“Getting in bed with Brad!”

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 8:17 pm

Looking at his gorgeous face made me tongue tied…couldn’t even spell Angelina’s name right….Sorry about that guys…:)

yes he is hot; he has this cool boyish charm…i love him in the white shirt and black slacks!

http://thestar.com.my/lifestyle/story.asp?file=/2012/10/15/lifeliving/12152745&sec=lifeliving

Entire article at link

Chanel devotees know, however, that if there were anyone in this world who had the audacity to rebel against life’s tiresome conventions and – in this case – get a ripped hunk to represent a woman’s fragrance, it would be Mademoiselle Chanel. She has, after all, pioneered a modernist philosophy when ornate Edwardian styles were all the rage, and launched an iconic fragrance at a time when couturiers and perfumers practised very separate arts.

Now, for the first time, a man has entered the picture; not just any man but one whose rakishly good looks and formidable personality has earned him numerous accolades and the top spot on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive – twice.

Born in Shawnee, Oklahoma, the United States, William Bradley “Brad” Pitt has starred in numerous movies like 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, Troy, Moneyball and Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

The Academy Award-nominated star’s fiancee is the equally-famous thespian Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Jolie, 37, have six children: Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne.

For his Chanel gig, he reportedly pocketed a cool seven-figure sum.

It’s a pretty reasonable amount, considering how some women – like fashion stylist Andrea Wong, for instance – think Pitt will do a better job at selling the fragrance than Kidman.

“It’s a bold move from Chanel to have a man, no matter how gorgeous he is, to be the face of a woman’s fragrance, but it might just be one that will pay off. Perfume has always been about seduction, and none more so than the iconic Chanel N°5 . What girl wouldn’t want to be seduced by Mr Pitt himself?” says Wong.


“I really admired the simplicity of the Deneuve ads,” says Wright. “When you have Deneuve or in fact Brad Pitt, why would you need to decorate that? It would be like gilding a lily. I wanted to create something incredibly simple and strong that really focused on the performance.”

vickifromtexas @ 10/14/2012 at 8:21 pm

so very handsome! <3

The Real Emma @ 10/14/2012 at 8:21 pm

Gorgeous, gorgeous Brad, inside and out. I’m gettin some Chanel!

Wow Papa Pitt is mighty sexy.

Tristan grew up good!!!

Brad just shows up in his street clothes and says a few lines for the camera, err, that’ll be 7 Million dollars, please. Worth every penny. Hottest man on the planet.

Pitt is a jerk @ 10/14/2012 at 8:31 pm

totally jerk

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 8:33 pm

@bdj:
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“Andrea Wong, for instance – think Pitt will do a better job at selling the fragrance than Kidman.”
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I could not agree more. I like Nicole very much but I was not moved by her ads to go out and purchase Chanel No5.
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But Brad….OMG!!! I am at the store.

Oyster Magazine Oyster Magazine ‏@OysterMag
Brad Pitt stares directly into your soul in the new campaign for @CHANEL N°5. http://bit.ly/bpchcam pic.twitter.com/KsMFRo8v

holy fvck. now that is how you do an ad.

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 8:36 pm

@Sigh:
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That is amazing, isn’t it. He is wearing his street clothes…….still beyond gorgeous!

ruggedly handsome

I could never be Angelina. I would never let him leave the house. There is not a woman in the world who would turn down Brad Pitt no matter how they much they slam Angie for stealing him. Truth is she did run away from him at first just because of all the daggers she knew would come. But Brad’s love for Angie is so strong he won her over. Chanel No5 here I come.

new and better husband for Jen @ 10/14/2012 at 8:40 pm

Jennifer Aniston Flashes Engagement Ring on Hot Date With Justin Theroux

They have yet to marry — or even reveal a wedding date — but it appears that Jennifer Aniston and fiancé Justin Theroux are already in the honeymoon phase!

On Saturday, the blissed-out couple had a very romantic night out at the celeb-fave spot Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, where Aniston, 43, and her Wanderlust costar, 41, hung out at a private, tucked-away table in the garden area, an onlooker told Us Weekly.

Casually clad in black top, blazer, jeans and black ankle boots, Aniston wore minimal makeup, with her hair down; the most eye-catching part of her ensemble was her enormous engagement ring. Although Theroux proposed back in August, Aniston didn’t publicly debut the rock until last Saturday, Oct. 6 in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

A glowing Aniston gazed lovingly at her hunk (wearing jeans, white t-shirt, jeans and leather bomber jacket) as they chatted during their meal, with Theroux reaching out to rub her hand. Actor-screenwriter Theroux rubbed the small of her back as she rose from the table; as they slowly ambled out of the hotspot, the husband and wife-to-be held hands.

Aniston has been shooting We’re the Millers in North Carolina for the past couple months.

Of the star’s huge new bling? “It looks like a radiant cut center diamond, approximately 8 carats,” jewelry designer Peter Meksian from Michael M. told Us Weekly, estimated that the bauble cost an approximate $500,000.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/jennifer-aniston-flashes-engagement-ring-on-hot-date-with-justin-theroux-20121410

looking hot as always! lucky Angie… hey guys I am writting a fanfic about them if you want to read it here is the link http://fanfictionscouples.blogspot.com/

first and last post @ 10/14/2012 at 8:42 pm

Bringing over from previous thread. For Cliniqua.
# 507 first and last post @ 10/14/2012 at 8:39 pm
@CLINIQUA:
448 CLINIQUA @ 10/14/2012 at 5:53 pm
re” Brange is like a litmus test for a lot of couples, I truly think people see them, see how they partner, how they put each other and family first, see their constant togetherness, see how their careers thrive because of it, and say either, dammn, I want to be like that..”
Hi Cliniqua,
The major difference is AJ is far more successful, has more career opportunities and is far more popular than most HW women, then with the support of BP, distinguished herself in her own way on her terms with ITLOBAH and has much more potential than any of the wannabes discussed…Crowe’s wife, Depp’s wife, Affleck’s wife…and I say willingly “wife” because they ended up where their potential albeit talent, limitations or natural tendencies stopped them. Jolie had a huge following and movie history before BP which helps because the JoliePitt’s were on the same level…name recognition, career, popularity etc. Vanessa had her singing popularity but mainly in France, her Q-factor in the states was zero along with Crowes wife and Jennifer Garner was a TV personality.
However I do agree with you that most HW couples probably are gauging their relationship with the JP’s who have managed a diversified family, successful movie careers AND individualized, independent highly challenging and recognized artistic and humanitarian world projects that have literally affected millions of people in one way or another. The JP’s as a combo are the epitome of a successful couple and what other HW couples should aspire to be but the caveat is not all combination of couples have what they have as individuals and therefore as a couple and it appears they have the utmost respect and support for each other. As individuals within a couple, they are equals albeit different in talent, ideas, experiences, goals, opportunities etc yet they do not let their ego’s interfere with each others notoriety which is actually very rare and they allow the other to accomplish their own successes and have their own limelight e.g. Pitt has Plan B and Make It Right, Jolie has her writing, directing and UNHCR, then they come together in their acting careers. Couples do not do well when everything is shared or when the woman is strident to the man’s accomplishments and projects aka JA drags BP into television, now she is a producer LOL!!! What is she thinking…oh she is not, she just copy- cats because she has no original ideas of her own.
The JP’s are unique unlike any other HW couple at the highest level including Affleck and Damon, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett, Bert and Ernie LOL.

Brad is the most legendary actor of our time.

at tamsin @ 10/14/2012 at 8:45 pm

lol the thing is brad channel ad is finally reveal,, and there you go there is jen news somewhere….

no better husband for her… eventually they will breakup.. well justin will dumped her or justin will just play along with her..

@new and better husband for Jen: FU and F u to anybody who must always have to update us about his exes. We don’t care about exes.

I love the ad, just wish it was longer. More Brad.

Foe Doe Shawp @ 10/14/2012 at 8:49 pm

look Ma,
no wrinkles

Why is Brad so pretty?

I better find a bottle of Chanel No. 5 in my Christmas stocking or else …. Now, I wonder how I can keep for myself one of Brad’s posters that are going to be at the perfume display counters at Macy’s or Carson’s without being caught!!!!

smoooooth @ 10/14/2012 at 8:53 pm

It’s like ironing the wrinkles out of a Shar Pei.

I know everyone is saying it but wow, he looks good.

thank you photoshop @ 10/14/2012 at 8:57 pm

holy crap! a lot of photoshop!

6th pic from the bottom: Is that you Jesus?

He needs to play Jesus in a movie. He would make a beautiful and kind Jesus.

6th pic from the bottom: Is that you Jesus?

He needs to play Jesus in a movie. He would make a beautiful and kind Jesus.

@Candice: How do you know Jesus had long hair when he was in earth? But I see what you mean it is like that in most movies. Brad looks sexy Ilike the the white and black but this one also good here and I love his voice said it many times.

new and better husband for Jen @ 10/14/2012 at 9:09 pm

@at tamsin: you are sooo wrong! they will last forever, get with that! although brangelina fans wish all the sadness and loneliness for Jen she still very happy and always will! Justin is soooo more better than Brad! more beautiful more respectful more funny more romantic more everything!! he even has a better wife!!

Thanks jared for gorgeous Brad pictures. What a man Brad is.

Good that jennypoo is happy, why dont you say trolls say that at her thread? Gosh, thya may be happy and last forever, but they must be so boring that they cannot hold their fans at their own posts.

Good that jennypoo is happy, why dont you say trolls say that at her thread? Gosh, thya may be happy and last forever, but they must be so boring that they cannot hold their fans at their own posts.

@new and better husband for Jen: how can you able to be get rid of . Can you tell us?

Damn,he’s georgous! And what voice he has. Love him. love him

I am ready to go out and me Chanel no.5

Brad will be on Vanity Fair Italy edition.

OH ****..

His voice is to just die for. I love the simplicity and love that he is just HIM..
perfect.

@new and better husband for Jen
Maniston and her paid employee have a date. LOL

So freakin hot!)!

Proof: He is not a great actor.

new and better husband for Jen @ 10/14/2012 at 9:24 pm

if you gross brangelina fans stop to invade Jen thread with your nasty comments I will stop too

So beautiful.

Long hair has always suited Brad.

Eryn McCabe ‏@erynsies

The best part of this lecture was when my teacher used Brad Pitt to explain sexuality. #wellplayed

I just saw the movie Green Lantern on TVand I was wondering who the character Hector Hammond reminded me of… Also that other character Megamind! Boy the two of them and Squiggy look alike!

Prices @ Macy’s for Chanel #5
Parfum
1 oz = 325.00
.5 ” = 200.00
.25″= 120.00
Eau de Parfum spray
3.4 oz = 130.00
1.7 oz = 98.00
1.2 oz = 74
Eau de Toilette spray
3.4 fl oz = 105.00
1.7 fl oz = 78.00
1.2 fl oz = 65.00
Or try loehmann’s if there is one in your area, it will be cheaper there.

Rebecca Hall ‏@becajhall

Seriously Brad Pitt just gets hotter and hotter…@CHANEL

Rebekah Pickett ‏@melbournePRGirl

Loving Brad Pitt for @CHANEL #ChanelN5 bold but refreshing mov

new and better husband for Jen @ 10/14/2012 at 9:31 pm

@lol: you mean Lovely Jen and her soulmate have a date! you are so kind!

@new and better husband for Jen: the problem is trollie you don’t care about her.

why should I bother to talk to you anyways..

bizzy bee @ 10/14/2012 at 9:35 pm

Papa Pitt is flawless! I know what some of my family and friends are getting for Christmas! ;)

new and better husband for Jen @ 10/14/2012 at 9:37 pm

@carry: you are right I dont care about angelina jolie! or brad pitt! or you!

I never use Chanel No 5. but I want this for my Christmas gift.

KTS tweets @ 10/14/2012 at 9:42 pm

Vincent Alvaro ‏@VincentAlvaro

 Killing Them Softly blazes across the screen beautifully. Great script, terrific acting and wonderful direction and vision from Dominik.

thank you for that lol. o that means you gonna exit from here. ;)

whooo sexy Brad makes me jean my creames- every time..

The manly whisper in his rugged voice would be a delectable echo to hear over and over. thru out the night.

I will have 2 Chanel no 5 bottles as long as Brad **** ** ***.

LMAO, that was hilarious watching him try to and talk, omg

Passing Through @ 10/14/2012 at 9:57 pm

First off – If Chanel had thought to make a talking bottle with Brad’s voice…I’d be all over that shite…
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On another note…ROTFLMAO at more Ticky stalkery. Brad’s ad came out today…and voila! last night Ticky was flashing her engagement ring on a date with Squiggy at Fameho Enclave Central, aka, Chateau Marmont, knowing that the tabs would report it today. Stuff like this is why I’ll never stop calling bullshite on Her Shampooness.

@Passing Through: I knew it I knew I knew it. I wish something get rid of you guys for brad and Angie sakes. I wish something remove you. Why? and tell me what is new.
anyways I am going to bed.
Brad angie pls pls remove this people I am tired fo their promitions the same predictable thing. Brad and Angie doesn’t need that and doesn’t need you when you are like this. bye bye. you people are starting to hurt than beniftie honesltly.

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 10:05 pm

@Susan: .
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Thanks Susan……

JP pls remove this people or thier mouth for ONLY 3 months as a trial period no matter what the stituation just to see the difference what I/we normal people talking that bring to JP. And in the main time time your whole press in eevery angle and then you will see the big change and a good one.
btw I love the illusion of single Brad. Like I can borrow him or we can.lol btw women scientifcilly dream about sex with other man in their sleep..It never happen to me but I read a lot women are like that wierdly. I also saw it in that docotrs show ok night

I want Brad to do more of these Chanel ads so I’ll be sure to buy as many Chanel bottles as possible. You will also find me parked in the theater on the 19th for KTS.

Angie, you have a fine man.

Oh, hot DAYUM…YOU KNOW Brad is talking about Angelina in this. His fate…wherever he goes there you are…GAH! Swoon

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/14/2012 at 10:22 pm

Hi Rose.

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I won’t be on board in the morning so I will say, Good morning Rose” to you tonight. :) I always enjoy reading your posts even though I am not on board to respond. Thank you so much for keeping the JP threads so lively and interesting.
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And yes, you are right. Brad and Angelina said they did not have help in the evenings. Angie did say after the twins were born they did have to get some help because they both were getting a bit “loopy” from loss of so much sleep which is quite understandable with twins.
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They are the most beautiful couple there ever was…..:) to me anyway. And I cannot bless them enough.
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Brad is simply gorgeous with this Chanel #5 Ad.
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He and Angelina’s beauty defy description. Words are inadequate. They are not eloquent and flowery enough to paint a verbal picture of them. As some one said a while back, God was clearly in a great mood when He created Brad and Angelina and gave them to each other to procreate such a beautiful family.
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God bless them always with love that is so passionate and deep and unbreakable and everlastingly beautiful. Let them always put each other and their children first as they go thru this life together. God bless all of their beautiful children. And God bless them for their great generosity reaching out to help so many in their times of need.
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I pray every dollar Brad and Angelina give out to help others comes rushing back to both of them 100 times over. And to their children.
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Have a wonderful day Rose. God bless you sweetheart. And a big hello to Tish, Premalee, and Phool as well, as well as to all the wonderful JoliePitt fans.

Oh Yeah Baby! @ 10/14/2012 at 10:23 pm

I will be purchasing a bottle for myself this Christmas!!

Passing Through @ 10/14/2012 at 10:27 pm

Just got caught up with the last thread…So Russell Crowe and his wife have split up, huh? I sincerely hope she was the dumper and not the dumpee. As much shite as she’s put up with him it’d be a shame if she let him do the dumping. Anyone who thinks he stopped cheating after that affair with Meg Ryan needs their head examined. But, she ain’t the sharpest knife in the drawer so it’s more likely that he did the dumping. Yet another thing Star/NE/OuttaTouch will somehow manage to blame on Angie. She visited Russell on the Les Miz set 4 months ago, so obviously it must be her fault for being seen speaking to Russell in public…with 3 of her kids in tow…

How long has this been up. 100 comments already

Chanel #5 for Christmas for me baby.

I like Brad with long hair. ‘Legends of the Fall’ anyone? But the goatee has to go.

Mr Beefcake is sexy as eva.

@isa: @ 10/14/2012 at 8:41 pm #47

read the first couple of chapters and it was very good. I have not read a fanfic in ages. Hope some of the old timers will start writing again. your English is just fine and you write beautifully. Looking forward to reading more. Great job.

What a sexy voice . he’s talented, sweet, kind and Angie is one of the luckiest ladies in the world.. and vice versa.

Brad you wiill be making the Chanel #5 counters hot this Christmas season.

Angela Hu ‏@aprilmayparker

entirely befuddled by the sheer handsome-and-sexy-ness that Brad Pitt still is at age 48.

Mercy me, each photo is gorgeous. How could I choose?? I will be putting this on my Christmas list!!!!

nadzirah azman ‏@nadiette

Brad Pitt’s voice on Chanel No 5 conmercial is so hot. Drooling at the office now.

Bwhahahaha unintentionally hilarious. All of the omg he’s the first man for chanel and that’s what you get? Cheeseball commercial? Fking hilarious and all that airbrushing. Bwhahahhahahah

NewManMagazine ‏@NewManMagazine

Guess who is the new face for Chanel No. 5? Yup, it’s Legend of the Falls Brad Pitt. http://youtu.be/mGs4CjeJiJQ

@tweet: are they saying they had to use Benjamin button technology to bring the Brad Pitt his fans want back ? What did i tell ya idiots? He lost soooo many fans because of his wrinkles. Bwhahahaha how much did they spend on the airbrush?

http://www.bellasugar.com.au/First-Look-Brad-Pitts-Film-Chanel-5-25440894
We’ve been waiting, baited, following the news that Brad Pitt (in all his hotness) is the first male face of Chanel N°5. The world went into a spin questioning if a man could sell a woman’s fragrance, but surely if any man can, it’s Mr Pitt.

“What’s important to remember about Chanel N°5 is how revolutionary this fragrance is. When it was introduced, it broke all the rules by discarding meaningless ornamentation for an honest and open aesthetic and a scent which embodies liberation from trend, creating a fragrance which remains as modern today as it was in it’s inception. Chanel N°5 has always been the most iconic women’s fragrance. The beauty of its success for all these years is both elegantly simple and complex at the same time,” says Brad.

“That’s what I see being the appeal of this campaign; it goes beyond the abstract of emotion or beauty to evoke what is timeless, a woman’s spirit.”

Swoon.

http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2738134/brad-pitt-chanel-no-5-campaign-01/

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This is by far my fking favorite…… Hahahhaahahahhaah he’s like duh while staring at the chanel bottle. “Is that liquor?”- brad pitt

Caroline Robianto ‏@sergeantkero

OMGGG~!! BRAD PITT AS CHANEL NO5 FIRST MALE MODELLLLL!! /breathe pic.twitter.com/Z8XDbcrt

Restalyn/ facelifts, Airbrush and or black and white photograph is what he needs now. and look at him posing as if he doesn’t need the photoshop button. Ahahahhahahahha this is really made my night even better. See what happens when he doesn’t have a good director /editor? His shatty acting is revealed.

The jealous troll is having a nerve breakdown. hehehe

Nice photoshop. I don’t mind photos of him in all his wrinkly glory.

He is so beautiful and I can listen to his sexy voice forever.

Ill leave you guys to your fapping. But just know this………. The commerical is so underwhelming and it made my night because it shows the real cheeseball/ crap actor in all his black and white airbrushed glory. Bwhahahaha

Good night.

Still he is the sexiest man alive.

Buffalo Bill meets Val Kilmer @ 10/14/2012 at 11:18 pm

god

will the remaining film for this Chanel peiced be released tomorrow – do any of you know? Its usually a longer version introduced as well. If I recall correctly the past Channel clips are out after the 30 sec clips. The director mentioned they went to different capitals for the filming.

Anastasia Beaverhausen @ 10/14/2012 at 11:24 pm

Hot Damn he looks good. I got a ping of my 90′s lust for him with these pics.

the face of au de toilette

Brad should play Christian Grey.

Well everyone has already said the obvious, but it’s worth saying again. Brad is a sexy, gorgeous man with a silken voice. Theses swoon worthy ads make me want to buy the Chanel fragrance. I believe Chanel made a very good choice of their new spokesperson.

So Handsum @ 10/14/2012 at 11:32 pm

Brad should pose for dollar store romance novels.

anyone who is familiar with youtube understand why the view count thing isnt working on the video . When the video immediately premiered and I first watched the video at 6:20 there were 302 views now5 hours later it still says 302 even though it has has obviously been seen by way more people, just curious as to why it is not counting views anymore, because it makes it look like no one has seen the video when this is not true, maybe i can send a msg to chanel telling them the view count isnt working perhaps

♥ Ryn C. ♥ ‏@Ryn_writes

48 years old and still über smokin :) Brad Pitt fronts Chanel No.5 pic.twitter.com/KahobPfl

@Guest
Something is wrong with the view counts since it already has 400 likes.

Angelina is one lucky lady. I know what i want for Christmas –CHANEL #5

@yap:
i figured something was wrong esp since this story alone on JJ will bring traffic to the video since this is a very popular blog and the 302 count was there before Jared even posted it here, well they need to fix it asap because it gives the false impression that no one has seen the video, thanks for your response

Yeira Guevara ‏@yeguevara

This is a really a great creation! RT “@CHANEL: The new CHANEL N°5 film. Starring Brad Pitt #ChanelN5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ …” /Love, Yei.

Her World Singapore ‏@herworldPLUS

WATCH VIDEO: The sexiest man alive, Brad Pitt, talks about the sexiest scent ever made, Chanel N°5 http://www.herworldplus.com/mensex/updates/first-look-brad-pitt-chanel-n …°5-0

OH-DEAR-GOOD.
THIS MAN IS ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS, IS TRUE WHAT IS SAID, THAT WHAT WE HAVE INSIDE COMES TO THE OUTSIDE

I LOOOOOOVE YOU BRAD, KEEP YOUR HEART BEAUTIFUL AS FAR.

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2012/11/brad-pitt-chanel-no-5-perfume
Launched in 1921 and an immediate world-class best-seller, Chanel No. 5 was for Coco Chanel, said her friend Misia Sert, “like winning the lottery.” For Diana Vreeland, the perfume’s streamlined cubic bottle was “the best packaging since the beginning … the most distinguished thing of any thing she put her name on.” Andy Warhol painted it, and Marilyn Monroe confessed she slept in nothing but the aromatic elixir. Now Brad Pitt—following in the fabled footsteps of Catherine Deneuve, Ali MacGraw, and Nicole Kidman—is the first man ever officially to endorse it. In anointing Pitt the new face of its signature fragrance, the House of Chanel is subtly circling back to its gender-twisting origins; the founding couturière cleverly revolutionized women’s fashion by raiding her boyfriends’ closets for such comfortable haberdashery staples as boaters, cardigans, tweeds, and jerseys. Pitt—whose gritty hit-man movie Killing Them Softly will open concurrently with his seductive Chanel ads—also stars in an allusive, unorthodox Chanel No. 5 spot directed by Joe Wright. The choice of Brad Pitt to articulate the male response to a female scent “was obvious,” explains Maureen Chiquet, C.E.O. of Chanel. “No. 5 is the most iconic fragrance of our time, and Brad Pitt is the most iconic actor of our time. Women in every culture love No 5. No matter where you are, No. 5 is there.”

i got my response here.
http://support.google.com/youtube/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=175736

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The Real Emma @ 10/15/2012 at 12:20 am

Hah, I have looked at it 300 times myself.

LOL, another non-news post from Jared. I guess having loons spamming your inbox day and night demanding more Brand coverage can be stressful and annoying. Well loons, at least you got something.

Wow, just wow. Compare these pics to what he really looks like in the previous post and you just can’t deny that these are photoshopped to the max.

What a nightmare for Chanel. Now he has an open drug user defending legalization of drugs instead of having a serious movie star promoting the world’s most legendary perfume. That’s a PR disaster if I’ve ever seen one.

http://www.etonline.com/fashion/125881_Brad_Pitt_Debuts_Full_Chanel_Ad/index.html

Brad Pitt Debuts Full-Length Chanel Ad

By KRISTA WICK

October 14, 2012

“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on,” Brad Pitt muses in this just-released ad for Chanel N°5.

About a week after being treated to a handful of teasers, the very first full ad featuring the 48-year-old star had been released and, sporting a rugged goatee and shoulder-length hair, Pitt looks every bit the sexy spokesman we’ve been waiting to see.

Pics: Sexy Through the Years: Brad Pitt

“The world turns and we turn with it,” he says intensely, looking straight to camera at times. “Plans disappear. Dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Inevitable.”

Back in May, Brad Pitt made history when it was announced that he’d be the first man ever to front the iconic scent.

Video: Brad Pitt is ‘Killing Them Softly’

“To keep a legend fresh, you always have to change its point of view,” Andrea d’Avack, president of Chanel Fragrance & Beauty told Women’s Wear Daily. “It is the first time we’ve had a man speaking about a women’s fragrance. We think very much that the perfume is a seduction between a man, a woman and the perfume. No. 5 is our leading fragrance, and we are willing to make the investment to keep it on that level.”

☹☺ ‏@__sadafii

Brad Pitt in his new channel commercial seeexyyyyyy >>>

Brad is an evolved man. He’s in touch with his feminine side which makes him a softer and gentler male. He needs to keep having babies, we need more of his kind.

Tristan, HOT !!!!!

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 12:28 am

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT!

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 12:29 am

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Mister Hankey says ‘Howdy Ho’ to BAMPZSKVille!

MakedaCaterina Rossi ‏@__Vagina

Brad Pitt in this new Chanel No. 5 film…It was only 30 second and I was completely drawn into his voice…He’s still fine to me.

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 12:32 am

@Guest: Thanks guest for the information.

*FILTHY|JOLIE|WHORE|PANTIES* @ 10/15/2012 at 12:33 am

vomit
still no fucking wedding?
bradders is done… but…
jolie still vvhoring as usual
leaving lots superstinky FJWP
many vile rotting soiled undergarment
fucking horrible stench
CHANEL N°5 no fucking help
jolie biggest fucking vvhore ever
FJWP fucking thick on ground
fucking everywhere
all over BAMPZSKVille
all over miraval and rest of south of france
all over kurdistan
all over baghdad
all over turkey
all over lebanon
all over jordan
all over shores of windermere
all over the lake district
all over le touquet-paris-plage
all over costa navarino
all over messinia
all over pylos
all over santorini
all over paul allen octopus fucking yacht
all over charter yacht mystique
all over olympics venue
all over sarajevo
all over fuckinghamshire
all over ashridge fucking estate
all over chiltern fucking hills
all over unhcr fucking hq
all over heathrow
all over richmond
all over pinewood fucking studio
all over westminster
all over mayfair
all over sphinx
all over pyramid
all over egypt
all over galapagos
float in ocean
plug surrey fucking sewer
pollution
toxic fucking biohazard
radioactiv
use thickest rubber
use gaz mask
use hazmat suit
use long fucking pole
use net
use tong like big fucking blue one
disease 4 u you fuck with them
u fucking puke anyway
u r fucking warned now
beware
or else u r fucking fucked
govern ur fuckingself
as u fucking were

*FILTHY|JOLIE|WHORE|PANTIES* @ 10/15/2012 at 12:34 am

lol
first again!

My last paragraph required a slight correction//

What a nightmare for Chanel. Now they have an open drug user defending legalization of drugs instead of a serious movie star promoting the world’s most legendary perfume. That’s a PR disaster if I’ve ever seen one.

holy molly @ 10/15/2012 at 12:39 am

Hotness overload.

TheInsider ‏@TheInsider

Brad Pitt ponders the meaning of life in new ad for Chanel: http://insdr.co/PwFxAN

Carla Javier ‏@carlajavier

brad pitt’s chanel no.5 commercial on youtube. #swoon

@tamsin:

He is rich and famous. U R here posting shiz about him and his family every freaking day. I love it. Poor loser u.

rio urrea ‏@riohearts

Brad Pitt is so sexy in the new Chanel 5 commercial.

By the way, the ad is pure shiitte… Is that all? Standing there and looking stoned while having a self-realization moment is a pretty lazy effort, albeit natural for him. :D

@tamsin:

Really, the fans couldn’t care less about ur correction. We just thumb down ur BS posts.

Ignore the resident troll tamsin, we know the idiot will lose her shiit over Brad’s sexy ad. just thumb her down,

@plz:

I thought tamtam the loon is a guy who works in IT.

I don’t think tamsin is a guy, no guy would park his azz on a celebrity gossip site.

At least Chanel got him a clean shirt.

He still looks like he smells — and it’s not Chanel No 5.

J△ZZ△ ‏@JojiAshley

Goddamn. Brad Pitt in the latest Chanel ad. #unf #30secondofsexiness

.。Beauty Bubble.。 ‏@BeautyBubble

Chanel No 5 : with Brad Pitt : oh boy, oh boy : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ … : this may have to be my Christmas card greeting : here I AM Brad !!

doris dykes ‏@dorisdykes

There you are – CHANEL N°5: http://youtu.be/mGs4CjeJiJQ via @youtube OMG !! Brad Pitt !! damn im buy just cause he is on it Just melt !!! aww

To Tamsin @ 10/15/2012 at 1:04 am

@plz:

That’s exactly what I said but some1 forgot his/her name from the previous thread said that tamtam is a guy. He works in IT. The dude is from Dlisted. I LMAO when I heard he is a guy. What guy would park his @zz he everyday ranting about a family he hates so much.

@de Cosmos:

Ahahahaha… you know somebody here didn’t get the joke. Yup, loons are that slow.

Well at least he had an excuse to shower. How often does he get to work these days? Not very often, so he’ll be back to his onesie-wearing, greasy, rotting self in a matter of days.

He may be box office poison andmay not win any awards at all, but if there’s one thing that’s legendary is his body odor. LMAO!

Old and ugly!!! @ 10/15/2012 at 1:34 am

Brad Pitt is so old and ordinary looking these days. But bother paying him millions to do the ad when you can get younger, better looking, fresher and less costly actors to do it? Dumb.

@Old and ugly!!!:

Thank you!!! Can you imagine the immediate smash this campaign would’ve been had Chanel gone for someone like Ryan Gosling instead?

Now this ad is joke and somehow it’s missing the punchline.

thumb em down @ 10/15/2012 at 1:53 am

Uh oh….A ‘fan” talking to the name-changing loon is not a fan but a troll. Thumb her down! Why can’t we just ignore the troll’s posts? It really affects the flow of the thread when someone answers to every posts of the loon. We FANS know that the loon is here to annoy us. Her posts are repetitive and boring. Ignore. Thumb her down and flag her. Simple.

Brad looks like a hot Jesus Christ. He is a god.

beatriZ ‏@gettingtrizzy

i usually skip ads on youtube, until i saw the brad pitt for chanel no. 5 #HopelesslyInLove

Brad must be desparate for money otherwise he wouldn’t do such crap commercials

He is just so gorgeous.

Joe Wright’s interview about Chanel ad on Vanity Fair Italy, love this part

The time of filming he most loved?
“It was when the shot long shot gets closer and closer to stop on Brad. He is a beautiful man, an actor who knows his business when he recites. It’s always a great pleasure to work with someone you admire and you wonder beyond your own expectations. “

Official Chanel No 5 campaign website
http://www.chanelno5campaign.com/MNR/

fyi @ 10/15/2012 at 2:44 am

Thumb up Thumb down +1

Official Chanel No 5 campaign website
http://www.chanelno5campaign.com/MNR/
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The only person being created in God’s image is Brad Pitt.

Jennifer Ansiton’s self tilted perfume “Jennifer Aniston” produced dissapointingly low sales figures dispite hawking it on her lame bff chelsea handlers show (duh) whilst Brad’s perfume will blow every competiton out of the water, with better hair than Jen’s to boot :P

Charlie’s Choice ‏@CharliesChoice

I love the new Chanel ad with Brad Pitt. #stillsexy

now i remember why he became so famous, he hasnt looked tha good for a long time!

Brad continues to be so damn sexy! That voice does it for me every time. And the way he looks directly at the camera it’s like he is speaking directly to you,,,,but I think he his really speaking to Angie. This should make Angie swoon. He’s incredibly hot,,,,,and well worth the money,,,wow,,,,fan, please!!

Clurr ‏@OhMissPill

Brad Pitt Chanel No. 5 Advert Is Beautiful, Obviously

Wawa Gegirl ‏@gegirlicious

At d age of 48, my all time crush, is still hot as ever! Brad Pitt http://instagr.am/p/Qy5QRJGUrO/

Ellie Pankhurst ‏@ellieannepan

I will now go and buy Chanel No 5 just because of Brad Pitt…

Brad Pitt is trending on twitter.

Love him but I love Chanel No.5 more 

elizabeth @ 10/15/2012 at 4:19 am

I will go and try just because……hello to all jp fans

Pamela Owen ‏@pjaydog

What a great start to my day. Just seen the beautiful Brad Pitt in the new Chanel No5 advert. :)

Michelle Jackson ‏@michellejackso

Brad Pitt for Chanel, be still my beating heart. pic.twitter.com/K2RNK6HL

FILM SYNOPSIS

JOE WRIGHT’S SERIES OF ODES TO CHANEL N°5

The first commercial unveils Brad Pitt talking into the camera. The background defines shockingly stark while he is filmed in black and white. Initially, Pitt appears to be reciting a poem to a former love.
No images are necessary since every word intrigues while his voice manages to be both haunting and passionate. Trapped in a smitten state, he becomes nostalgic about memories, dreams and the
fantasies they caused. Ambiguous, it is not clear who is the object of his affections. That is until his warm voice turns lightly triumphant. Indeed, it is CHANEL No.5 – the eternally feminine fragrance – that has inspired his gripping ode to romance.
The next film succeeds in marrying Pitt’s flawless face and masterful voice with well-chosen imagery. The close-up of a penthouse, the ecstasy of nature, a visit to an art museum and a chance meeting in an elevator illustrate his bygone souvenirs, which imply a global scale. Throughout, the camera sensually caresses CHANEL No.5 – the alchemy of the elegant bottle and golden coloured liquid – bringing to mind the fluid and everlasting impression of the iconic scent. But the final crescendo marks the target. There is the map of the world; there is Paris, home of CHANEL No.5; a reigning power in the perfume industry.

http://www.chanelno5campaign.com/MNR/

fyi @ 10/15/2012 at 4:49 am
So there is another Chanel Film, awww, I can’t wait.

Stop looking into my soul, Brad!! What a beautiful man and Angie owns this all ! That B_!

KTS tweets @ 10/15/2012 at 5:02 am

Ben Mizzi ‏@benmizzi

#killingthemsoftly was fantastic. Brad Pitt is quite literally the greatest actor of all time. His body of work has no peers. Ever

Pity about Pitt @ 10/15/2012 at 5:14 am

Jisses…..! SO drama and patos for a bottle of perfum!
Try with Dostojevskij Pitt and go to the theatre
..Its more CONVIENNENT

Carly @ 10/15/2012 at 4:53 am
Looks like there would be one more film. I knew it would be more than this.

Stevie J. ‏@stevieejkw

Brad Pitt is looking/sounding mighty fine in his new #chanel advert

Pity about Pitt @ 10/15/2012 at 5:25 am

His eyes are so empty and sad in thoese days….

WTF is this?

what a beautiful man

Damn good looking as always. I love this look.

I’ve just gotten a new perfume but not Chanel N.5. Now I’m going to buy the parfum, Chanel No. 5 only because of Brad. So inevitable.
Yes we feel like he is talking about Angie in the line. It is a very clever ad.

Brad Pitt continua a ser um belo homen barabens Angelina e os filhos são todos belos.

Jen and Justin have to very romantic night on Saturday
Today Jen in the program of his friend
Angelina has been in relax one month
The news of the split this week in some magazines

reminds me of “interview with the vampire” brad pitt – sexy as s h i t & i’m not usually into guys with long(ish) hair.

He is NOT believable…IN THAT COMMERSIAL

Please MR.Pitt GO AWAY FROM this kind of commersial

Make some funny and with self-distance sarcastic commersial
You was funny in Coens movie-Burn after reading….or like pizza carrier in another commerial with Alfleck

@Bea:

Lol, it as become my favourite perfume, am going to buy it, no matter how much it costs.

I was so distracted by how deep and seductive Brad’s voice is that I had to watch the commercial again to listen to what he was saying. LOL Brad is so sexy. Great commercial.
With a voice like that, if I was an eskimo he could get me to buy ice if he endorsed it. lol

Good morning fans, hoped all had a great weekend. Watching GMA, Brad Pitt’s Chanel No 5 ad featured. The guys said they did not know if it works. Elizabeth Vargas said, ” I’m the target buyer, and it works, right now I’m pouring Chanel all over me” showing a big smile :-), yes, the ladies love Brad Pitt.

@Rose:
The ladies? love Pitt?
Dont talk for ladies!
Talk for yourself!

Only hair make him good Look So easy

Misery loves company, however, you’re not going to find it here!

Angelina Jolie @ 10/15/2012 at 9:09 am

That’s my man up there. Looking good right?
Let’s all give a thanks to the wonders of photoshopping. I just might dip into that whilst promoting my upcoming movie too.

Lets see who do we think put the Jane Pitt Ticky wedding rumor out there??????? Huvane the PR monster with Ticky’s approval of course. Remember the line I just can’t quit you. It applies to all of Brad’s ex’s but Ticky leads the pack and I do mean pack like a pack of wolves. Bless you Angie for all you have to put up with.

He is the truly vampire Louis! so sexy

@cee: don’t given in no matter what way they want to play it. over. New year new way.

I was just and eating breakfast and watching the today show and they show Brad ad with R you going somwehre part and the way al was kind of guffy cool.

Why is that some of the haters are on in their jealous attacks? dumb good day to all later

OK, thanks for the headsup. I have to watch the morning shows today to see the ads on tv.

Love The Shoes @ 10/15/2012 at 10:10 am

He’s just beyond fine and it just gets better with age.

This is my favorite one (all are fav but this one is the one yummy yummy) http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2738140/brad-pitt-chanel-no-5-campaign-07/

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 10:16 am

# 175 BW @ 10/15/2012 at 2:39 am
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Joe Wright’s interview about Chanel ad on Vanity Fair Italy, love this part

The time of filming he most loved?
“It was when the shot long shot gets closer and closer to stop on Brad. He is a beautiful man, an actor who knows his business when he recites. It’s always a great pleasure to work with someone you admire and you wonder beyond your own expectations. “
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Without meaning to Joe Wright has just explained why Angie has spent the last 8 years making bio babies she never intended to have. At the same time he’s also explained why Brad has spent the last 8 years making a family with Angelina Jolie when for about a hot second he thought he wasn’t going to be able to give his children “the best mother possible.” Boo yah, biitches! LOL!

OMG. Brad has done it again! I love the ad!

Fyi—trolls are having a fit at People site. Poor jealous hens. Lol

http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/10/15/brad-pitt-chanel-no-5-ad/#comment-404099

I don’t want to watch ABC or NBC, and I love Charlie Rose, so I am watching CBS now, but so far no Chanel #5 ads yet. Ugh, I may have to switch to NBC.

Duh-Listed Loon @ 10/15/2012 at 10:42 am

@cee:

No need to get pressed over this. We know the truth. Remember DOUG PITT’s interview? Where he said that ANISTON IS HISTORY. IT HAS BEEN WHAT 7 OR 8 OR 9 YEARS AGO. WE DON’T CROSS PATHS ANYMORE. Everyone has moved on (meaning Brad). He didn’t even remember how long it was. LOL Anyways, you really shouldn’t be angry over this. It means she and her PR are “still” milking it because her movie career is dunzo.

Duh-Listed Loon @ 10/15/2012 at 10:45 am

@PT:

I also love this one: It should also be stressed that it is a serious meeting of the icons. No living actor quite compares to Brad Pitt – blessed with legendary talent, fame and looks – and of course the same could be said for CHANEL No.5. – conjured up by Ernest Beaux, the last Tsar’s treasured perfumer.

source: http://www.chanelno5campaign.com/MNR/

I remember the first of many times I viewed Thelma and Louise, I was so struck by Brad’s voice; the most distinct voice……..almost on a par with his looks and talent……I have always thought a man’s voice was a huge part of his appeal and it is apparent a lot of other women do as well.

PT, you are not serious C. Marmont? Really? She is the lamest bish that walks. If she were any more transparent she would be a stand in for Saran Wrap.

Boy I read something and decided to repsond and even gonna make me late. call me crazy but true. mr bean me stick around after chaw. lol
.Most of the haters hate because of the suggession that sounded it is giving up to his curren life and Angie in it. I am 100% sure of it.
They are not and will never like things like this about Brad. This is not the first time and wouldn’t be the last. Time and time again it is the same problem. It is nothing got to do with the comercial . When he say something that looks supporting his life with Angie or talk about his life in meanigful manner and suggest the past is old gone and not worth it, they hate on him always.
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The commercial is Not BAD by any means they can say it is not glamrious commercial but they can’t say it is bad because it is not. Truth.
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Brad. pls pls pls listen this, never ever back down for them. It is always like this when something seems to have a even a slight sugession of Angie and your life of past in any way and when you seem giving favour to what you have now than the past. . So pls Brad push, push in postive way always. You doing just fine . Don’t even worry what you gonna get. Because this is the only way for freedom and you will! mark my words!……….
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For JP fans,… pls try to consider and see how haters hide their tales when they want to hate so you can not tell who is who. JP fans are not like this. I think learn to be .

Yumna ‏@hiYummy

Brad Pitt in the new @CHANEL advert…I swear he has a voice that could melt me like butter o____O #ChanelNo5 #Inevitable

MaryJane ‏@That_MauiWowie

#YUM “@reganknecht: brad pitt looks HOT in the chanel no.5 shoot. pic.twitter.com/Tvi3XoIL”

Sandra ‏@Sandy_DDubfan

I think it is advertising at its best! Pure genius RT @ETCanada First Look: Brad Pitt debuts full length #Chanel ad: http://blogs.etcanada.com/brad-pitt-debuts-full-length-chanel-ad/ … …

Jen Hernandez ‏@jenhernandez

Brad Pitt for @CHANEL. Amazing. http://youtu.be/mGs4CjeJiJQ

❁Yeo Chi Kiat❁ ‏@YeoCK

i was wondering whats with the new chanel ad HAHA.. IT WAS BRAD PITT ADVER FOR A FEMALE N5 PARFUM.. cool!!!!

The only celebrity that made money for Chanel was Nicole Kidman. They will lose money hiring Brad.

KY Girl ‏@KYGirltwo

Brad Pitt in the Chanel ad reminds me of when he was is Legends of the Fall.

Oh la lalice ‏@Alicestweets

who else but Brad Pitt could be the face of a women’s perfume?! well done Chanel.

Some people are green with envy, now they are worrying a giant company are going to lee money with Brad. I guess when trolls cannot find anything to criticize they worry about a Chanel No5 losing money. Fans, did we hear trolls worrying about dumbwaiter losing money? Cricket, cricket.

I see my iPad is acting up. However, I know the fans know what I’m saying.

@PT, yesterday when you made a comment and mentioned the name Ticky, the troll who will remained nameless had a break with reality, lol. Girlfriend, that person was calling for JJ to ban you from this site for at least 3 months. That meltdown was so funny, I was lmao. I see trolls here calling Angie and Brad every vile names in the world and troll girl never called for them to be banned, however troll girl calls herself a fan.

I love this guy he is an admirable man with a beautiful face and body.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 11:35 am

# 216 cee @ 10/15/2012 at 9:09 am
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I laughed at that story about Jane Pitt being invited to Ticky’s wedding at least 4 weeks ago. Has some troll resurrected it again? That crap came from Star mag. It was hilarious because the issue came out 2 days after Doug Pitt was in Australia saying they’re not in contact with Ticky anymore and she was so, like, “7 or 8 years ago,” dude. If the story is going around again then it’s probably because Huvsy revived it to combat the hotness that is Brad’s Chanel campaign. It’s the same reason Ticky put in face time at the Marmont with Suiggy on Saturday night and had someone on hand who speed-dialed US to tell them how great she looked, with “minimal makeup” so we know that ****’s fiction, and how happy and Squigs looked and how affectionate he was with her and how they held hands as they were leaving…no word on her hair or body though, but I’m sure that’s an oversight Huvsy will correct for the next “sighting”…

he's Purdy @ 10/15/2012 at 11:41 am

Never knew that there a “Feminize” Template for Photoshop

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 11:42 am

227 Duh-Listed Loon @ 10/15/2012 at 10:45 am
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I saw that Tampon was here last night trying to shite on our parade. Her poor crack-riddled brain must spasm every time a statement like this one is posted. Brad’s iconic, Angie’s iconic…and the poor trolls/hens can’t handle the fact that everybody and their dog knows it, admits it and admires it. Life is good, ain’t it? LOL!

@he’s Purdy: You should. They use it on MANiston on every picture and movie.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 11:48 am

# 228 dawne @ 10/15/2012 at 10:46 am
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Yep, Chateau Marmont on a Saturday night. I guess The Ivy was full, the Sunset Tower restaurant under renovation, Madeo’s closed for the night, Mastro’s had an e coli outbreak, and Nobu was out of fish. Whuh? You don’t think I’m trying to say Her Famehoness wanted to be seen flashing her tacky ass Real Housewives ring, do ya? Surely not…

@Passing Through: PT, I was talking about the other troll, see comments #95, 94, you are going to love it.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 11:54 am

# 239 Rose @ 10/15/2012 at 11:27 am
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Some trolls wanted Jared to ban me for calling Ticky “Ticky”? I wasn’t home most of the day yesterday so those posts must have been thumbed down when I got home last night. I’ll have to go back and look for it. I don’t remember saying anything too bad…especially not compared to stuff I’ve said about Her Lameness in the past. It must have been the agragate of nearly 7 years of ripping Ticky a new one. I love it when the hens snap…not far to go, but still…

@Passing Through: We don’t have to say anything bad for carry to have an outer body experience when we use the word Ticky without putting the word love with it, lol.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 12:06 pm

# 246 Rose @ 10/15/2012 at 11:49 am
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Rose -
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I was responding to another post, not the one you were talking about. I hadn’t seen that yet.
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I went back and looked at those 2 posts though and it’s just DJ/Ellie/Bet/Carry. First, Jared’s not going to ban me. Second, it’s Deej. She’s like that summer horsefly that keeps dive bombing you every 30 seconds because it’s too stoopid to know it’s about to have it’s guts splashed all over your Sept. 20005 issue of Vanity Fair. Annoying but comical at the same time…

PT:

For someone who claims they hate the paps like the phoney Tickster does repeatedly, yet another ‘woe is me’ add on to her perennially victimized state……oh, and those tab stories…………will I have no peace??………..can she not pick a Sat. night date spot where she wouldn’t be ‘bothered’ by the paps??? LMAO……Bish too ineffective to fly under the radar???….do they think people are really that stupid……….well, a lot of them are……..granted.

Geezus, she must be tone deaf all cuddled up in her PR Bubble……….people who have been asleep for the last eight years are waking up and seeing the ‘coincidences’ …..She and her bish must think all good things are everlasting………that you can’t, in fact, over play your hand. Works for me, because the more they do it, the more the point is driven home that she is a stalker.

Delf ‏@DRainoldi

omg Brad Pitt looks mighty fine in the Chanel no. 5 ads

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 12:12 pm

OT -
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I see Katy Perry is still letting The Urinator pee on her. I totally don’t get these women. How is being debased “hot”? Oh well…at least he’s lost the Bloatler Bloatface and is no longer trying to rock the Johnny Depp Unwashed Homeless Pirate Gypsy Boho Chic look. Be thankful for the little things, Katy…

Camille ‏@luvdaddypayne

BRAD PITT IS THE NEW FACE OF CHANEL #5 PERFUME OMG I’M SO HAPPY #FINALLY first guy to be ever be the face for it heeeeeeeelll yeeess

William Bradley& The Jolie @ 10/15/2012 at 12:21 pm

I have been trying to gauge the general reaction to this. But it’s been difficult. The usual suspects hate it, but it’s hard to tell what the overall consensus is. Does anyone have a good sense of where this stands.? I do think some of the lines were a little over the top, but will that be what people concentrate on? You know that haters are practically begging SNL to do a parody, so some folks may want to brace themselves. It will probably happen.

Me, I am intrigued by the approach. Interested to see where it leads.

Amy Fowler ‏@Amy_Fowlerr

Wow Brad Pitt is beautiful in the Chanel Ad :)

Donna Osborn ‏@donnaos

I wear Chanel No. 5; but Brad Pitt could make me wear it more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ

Samantha Bingley ‏@SammyBingley

Oh my sweet baby Jesus. Brad Pitt’s advert for No. 5 Chanel is just beautiful.

OMG! Brad Pitt is an iconic actor who has always resonated Sexy . He is oooozing manly vibes as he suduces with his deep rugged virile voice . Chanel n0 5 is sold after seeing this ad………. It’s inevitable,

5 http://www.herworldplus.com/mensex/updates/first-look-brad-pitt-chanel-n …°5-0

Ryan M. Stephen ‏@ryanmstephen

What a BRILLIANT commercial!!! Brad Pitt stars in Chanel No 5 advert: http://youtu.be/oF8NAyqxGfk via @youtube

Looking that HOT should be illegal….. think of the heart palpitation we ladies are having right now.

What a goatbitch. @ 10/15/2012 at 12:33 pm

Jolie is his luck, his fate and his fortune.
He made his bed with her, now he gets high and tries to forget. Wherever he goes, there she is. He’s trapped. Happiness is overrated.

Jordan Ashley ‏@JordanXoXAshley

Phenomenal! “@CHANEL: The new CHANEL N°5 film. Starring Brad Pitt #ChanelN5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ …”

fashion roadkill ‏@AshleyWoodworth

Brad Pitt is majorly hot in @Chanel no. 5 ad http://bit.ly/QnoRZn

Sadia Halima ‏@sadiahalima2

Iconic man…iconic fragrance= Brad Pitt and Chanel! Yes please!

samantha dowd ‏@sma_dowd

the brad pitt chanel advert just gets better everytime I watch it

Brad looks amazing & Chanel is lucky to get him- can’t wait for the next one! @Passing Through: true, true- fat tick manny gets so little attention nowadays for her try-hard antics, she MUST coat tail/name drop the JPs, just like she has done SO MANY TIMES over the years. Old manny has always put out these made up stories – some that even SEEM like they about the JPs, but bizarrely include a fat tick mention. She pays MILLIONS to generate this type of PR bc she can’t get any traction on her own dull, deadend projects or life. It says so much about her shallowness and lack of character (which is clearly defined by desperate neediness) that she keeps doing this stuff. And, in a VERY funny unintended consequence, old manny reminds the world how nasty she is, that she has a joke of a career, and why all men run screaming from her. Considering that manny’s now paying to be in a hair commercial, she should save her money, but attention is her oxygen.

The greatest thing about this ad is that it stays with you. the quote and Brad’s voice, Chanel inevitable.

Lizz. ‏@LizzFisher

can’t get over how beautiful Brad Pitt looks in the new Chanel No.5 advert #dreamy #beaut

Rebecca Kelley ‏@Kelleyreporter

Brad Pitt is very sexy in this new ad and I think he has proven that he still has a very seductive quality.

Sally ‏@bizzygirl1

Brad Pitt Debuts as New Face of Chanel N° 5 http://shar.es/5PV5m < not a fan of perfume but I could take a bath in it now….

Was watching The View this morning to see if they was going to mention the Chanel Ad, I did not see it if it was mentioned. I did see a segment with Goop and C Diaz rapping for the horse face CH. Whoopie said, “stay in your lane, stay in your lane, Gwen and Cameron are not Kanyea and JayZ, they should stay in their lane.” lol :-),

I think having a man promote a female fragrance is perfect! In every romance, the man always notices the scent of a woman that draws him closer. They should do a series of ads with Brad Pitt, catching the scent of a woman’s perfume but not knowing who she is. Then, he can find the scent in all sorts of different situations, catch glimpses of her, but it takes him forever to actually meet her, at a party, etc. It would be very intriguing to watch it play out.

@WhyNot: I wish they would do one of the segment with Brad and Angie, I believe it would be so hoooootttt!!

The HepC Generation @ 10/15/2012 at 1:03 pm

Brad is now the prettier half of BrAng. lol

Eglė Stan ‏@Narkote_

Brad Pitt is trending. Me likey.

Jah ❤ ‏@ChatteringGem

Finally saw Brad Pitt’s #ChanelN5 spot… how very dramatic :-/ –> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ

Brad still looks old. He has a sexy voice

Tsu Senju ‏@Tsunade_hime_

(( *FANGIRL* BRAD PITT! So sexy on that perfume advert!! ))

oh rachel green brads **** looks better that moroniston face.

Storm Rannard ‏@stormrannard

Just seen the Chanel advert. Brad Pitt is still perfection.

olyvine ‏@olyvine

The Chanel n 5 Brad Pitt bit seems to be a real social hit.

♡ beth ♡ ‏@xnoheroesx

Can’t stop thinking about the Chanel No. 5 advert omg Brad Pitt you’re beautiful even with long hair

Brad is trending on twitter.

Miss. Sofia  ‏@ArlynSofia

That channel 5 brad Pitt commercial is AMAZING… ❤👌

meant to say ……brads a.z.z looks gorgeous that moronistons fuggy face.i truth hurts.

GEE. ‏@gracecrawfordd

Brad Pitt has a delicious voice #chaneladvert

laurenrebecca. ‏@laurenrebeccaxx

brad pitt is unbelievably hot in the new Chanel advert.

Ticky only likes the paps when she calls them. It seems that she is calling them every week lately. Desparate much Ticky??????

grace wyler ‏@grace_lightning

I could watch this Brad Pitt commercial for Brad Pitt 100x…”my luck, my fate, my fortune…” http://gaw.kr/RZOjpf

LOve•LOu.♥ ‏@LoveeLou

Brad Pitt is Super Hot in the Chanel No.5 ♥_♥ perfect for it.

Stephy Sam ‏@Official_Stephy

Brad Pitt is definitely the sexiest Man Alive. #Chanel5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Jennifer Anusstain just went out and purchased 87 bottles of Chanel No. 5 to keep in her secret “Brad Pitt Room”.

sasha madan ‏@sash1490

How sexy is Brad Pitt in the Chanel No. 5 adverts. OOOFTTTT

William Bradley& The Jolie @ 10/15/2012 at 2:07 pm

I love how one blog that I read described Brad’s voice as “velvet chocolate.” So so true. The man. The Icon.

When it comes to social media, I am a complete illiterate. Can someone tell me that it is safe to assume that Brad’s ad trending on twitter is a good thing? And does anyone know if the are any other good ways to sense how’s it’s going. I do want the campaign to not only succeed, but be considered a classic.

thanks in advance for any suggestions.

Are we going to see that video on TV in each country??? Yummy i hope yes!!!!!!!!!!

So some people don’t like the ad. You can’t please every one. the stupid troll is losing its mind.

Emma Poskitt ‏@emmaposkitt

Mmm Brad Pitt’s voice is just lovely #ChanelNo5

effie trinket ‏@theycallmeeff

just saw brad pitt on chanel n05 advert THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN FEELS LIKE

sosja ‏@sosjaaa

WHY IS BRAD PITT IN THE CHANEL NO. 5 COMMERCIAL? WHY SERIOUSLY.

Melanie Moon ‏@Moon_Melanie

OH BABY!!! Still hottest man one the planet!! Brad Pitt Smolders in Debut Chanel No. 5 Ad http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/10/15/brad-pitt-chanel-no-5-ad/ … mmoon_wreg3 #bradpitt

Now That’s Lingerie ‏@nowthatslingeri

You can never go wrong with Chanel & Brad Pitt RT @HuffingtonPost: Watch Brad Pitt’s new commercial for women’s perfume http://huff.to/Tmom0v

Justin Theroux @ 10/15/2012 at 2:29 pm

Damn Brad Pitt is sexy! Much sexier than the dried-up bad actress I am marrying for money!

@William Bradley& The Jolie: I’ve read, seen some very good comments.I believe the commercial for Chanel is beautiful. The proof will be if the fans support Brad by buying Chanel No 5, get a bottle for yourself and a friend for the holiday. I know I’m going to buy a bottle for myself, and my Christmas present will be asking for Chanel No5 from the family. I have to support Brad and Angie. Remember, haters going to hate, they will search for negative comments to post here and other place, but the truth always prevails.

Brad is so handsome.

Brad is trending. Maniston’s engagment and her ring didn’t. lmao.

debbie moore ‏@Debs_TeamFilan

Brad Pitt you beautiful beautiful man #chaneladvert

just a thought @ 10/15/2012 at 2:39 pm

I don’t know when and where KTS US premiere is. But it is going to have one for sure. It would be cool if fans who plan to go to the premiere all wear Chanel No5 at the premiere.

Tracey D. Samuelson ‏@tdsamuelson

Brad Pitt makes insanely awk debut as 1st male face of Chanel No. 5. Prepare to feel wildly uncomfortable for 30 sec

r.a.j.e. ‏@RAJEdesign

I don’t yet like the new Brad Pitt @CHANEL no.5 ad. I must be missing something, someone explain! A x #baflledfashionista

I’m thinking people are saying good things about Brad and Chanel No 5 Ad. Campaign.. Trolls are having a meltdown, spamming the thread and posting negative TWEETS. Whenever we see this much negative comments we know things are positive for Brad and Angie.

Liz Lyons ‏@LizLyons17

I love love love Brad Pitt for Chanel no.5

I think Brad looks like a God in the ad.

I always picture God look like that.

Brad paid $7 million for Chanel campaign,troll paid 70 cents for each comment.Troll works hard for the money.

@megatit:

Hi Mega sweetie! Yes, it’s being endlessly ridiculed. Universally panned is more like it! The youtube comments are hilarious. My favorite one has to be from the person who said that s/he actually thought this was the SNL parody.

Loons think it’s trending (please point out where?) and if it is, it’s for the wrong reasons. Damn loons, you’re missing out on a lot by not having any sense of humor. Even Pitty knows it’s laughable.

lynn Traboulsi ‏@LTraboulsi

In Love with #Brad Pitt @CHANEL #5 #Perfume #Commercial #Ad

Received VERY WELL- the only other person that could get Chanel this much attention is Angie. It seems like you are looking for something negative, and, of course that is ALWAYS there. Brad was paid a TON of money for a little work, so people are VERY jealous- those saying x, y, or z would be better are entitled their opinions, but let x,y, or z go find a big $$$ deal- yeah, thought so. Brad & Angie always do good work and DO NOT care about being liked or what others think- they have that in common. The JPs have no PR and don’t coat tail or trash others. It is lameos like manny that care about what people think. Ironically, in fat tick’s constant, very costly old lady antics to be thought “cool” or “liked”, manny becomes even more irrelevant and laughable- well-deserved fate for such a lying, nasty old tick.

On youtube, majority people like the ad. Of course there will always be people don’t like.

Between chanel flop and the dreadlock photoshoot flop I don’t know what’s worse.

Brad and Angelina are still the most beautiful couple in the world.

@tamsin: it didn’t even trend on twitter. For such a huge a lister this is sure a lackluster response from the public. Bwhaha this is a b list response.

Chanel had to promote the commercial on Youtubes front page to get clicks. Bwhahahaha

stop lying stupid troll, Brad was trending last night and this morning, The tweets even mentioned the trending.

go to youtube, see how many likes, how many dislikes. I know you can do the math. lol

@umm: where in ur little town? It wasn’t worldwide and if it was it was just to mock the hell out of him. I hope it does trend so I can read the hilarious comments. Bwhahahaha

Wow ! Brad Pitt you are so sexy and handsome.Dolly’s friends can’t run away from you,they are Super Extra Special C R A Z Y !!!

Your life PROGRESS 1000 % after he leaved THE PSYCHOTIC WIFE.

7 + years with Angelina + 6 lovely children.

Someone is still LIES ” I DID I DO AND I WILL ” (98-12+++)
Dolly thinking thoughts about SOLOGATE for her boss,
Soon something will popping out from Dolly’s UTEROUS, ..Ouch..Ouch

@umm: Whenever we see trolls having a meltdown, something good is happening in Brad and Angie’s life. Trolls is trying to tamped down the good comments,

Why not tell the TRUTH, you cannot afford the perfum, that is why you’re foaming at the mouth.
CHANEL was not targeting folks like you, that use LYSOL to go out in public.
You can bellyache as much as you want, it will not have any bearing on Brad’s pay check, 7 M I L L I O N BUCKS.

@umm: read the hilarious comments. One of my favorites : is that billy ray cyrus?
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Even the huffington post a usual Brad butt kisser is getting in on the fun.
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When we first heard that Chanel had tapped Brad Pitt to be the first male face of its signature No. 5 fragrance, we raised an eyebrow. Could the scruffy — and recently ponytailed– 48-year-old actor really compete with the likes of Nicole Kidman, Marilyn Monroe and Lauren Hutton to shill the classic women’s scent?

After a new commercial launched this weekend, we’re still not so sure.

Chanel is touting the Pitt campaign as “the perspective of a man on the most feminine fragrance of all time.” The company previously released a few teaser videos of the actor posing odd questions to the viewer, including “Do you feel lucky?” and “Are you going somewhere?” Ugh, whatever, Brad.

In the commercial just released, Pitt, who reportedly nabbed $7 million for the gig, looks more like he wandered out of a dive bar in Brooklyn than the chiseled stud we saw years ago. “The world turns and we turn with it,” he muses in black and white, “but wherever I go; there you are.”

If you think it’s all a little cheesy, well, you’re in good company.“TRY NOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU WATCH THIS!” howls one commenter on the YouTube version. “Bad hair, bad style, wtf?? do i see a goatee??? Horrible taste… and btw, why use an [American] to sell a French product?” writes another.

But LOL-worthy lines aside, Brad’s good looks are still working their magic on at least one charmed lady. Writes one commenter:

“The things he says makes no sense whatsoever. But his eyes. OMG.” – an obvious brangtard on that last quote haha

@Susan: actually the only reason I like no5 is because my grandma wore it :-( I would never…

The bottom line is chanel is red faced today, hahahhaahahahhaah.

@Susan:#356, As you said, trolls are not the target buyer. Trolls cannot afford Chanel No 5 so why are trolls scouring the Internet looking for negative comments. Someone yesterday posted the price for Channel No 5 and it ain’t cheap.

Which moment of the commercial makes you feel the most uncomfortable?Is it the way his eyes dart up, down, and all-around, as he contemplates aloud the Earth’s axial rotation, then suddenly swings back to stare right into the camera lens? Is it the way he pronounces “my luck” as “my luckqh”? Is it the very beginning, when he gravels, “It’s not a journey” and your eyes reflexively roll back into your head because you can already tell this is going to be that kind of thing? Or is it this commercial for the commercial when he demands to know if you’re going somewhere and where you’re going?”-gawker

i really like the Chanel Ads because I have alway love wearing Chanel #5 and CoCo. Most of all I love looking at Brad Pitt.

The good thing is more people like the ad. Who cares the dislikes? lol.

Hey, JP Fans!

@Truth:

LOL exactly Truth! I love when loons boast about their idols trending in their region… Do they know that the account is configured to the area they live in? Naturally, if all they do is talk about their idols, it’s going to trend in their backwoods town! LMAO!

I never used Chanel N5. now I will definitely buy it because of Brad.

@umm: I love how the hens are running around like chickens without a head to say people don’t like the Ad. There are more people who like the Chanel No 5 Ad campaign than those who don’t, that’s what driving the trolls crazy.

This ad will get people who never was Chanel No5 fan to buy it.

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I think this is Brilliant!!! Take the hottest mature sucessful hunk or sexiest man on the planet to talk sell the new intoxicatingly seductive new Chanel no 5 perfume during Christmas season
Why not?…. A vast majority of ladies recieve perfume at any expense even if it’s only once a year Frankly i always recieve perfume for Christmas as does my 2 daughters. DIL and MIL.. in the past my mom. Wome love getting perfume for Christmas.
For me, that’s a quick 6 sales by ph. or shop online ( before they sell out) where it is delivered AND giftwrapped in a beautiful daintily unique black and gold foil . Gorgeous for women who have always loved a seductive soft perfume. Brad lovers would have seen his ads repeatledly .. They see Brads gorgeous face , remember his deep erotic words when looking at their new bottle of Chanel no 5 .. So yes..Of course… it’s inevitable ….Sold!

Hel\l to the NO to the haters, They don’t get perfume anyway . But as a side note they DO need cheap soap with a facecloth or rag which as we know they will not pursue so would be the least of Chanel no 5′s sentiments .

i’m a huge fan of brad pitt and he’s still doing well on 40′s but don’t you think there are so many effect on these pictures?
i mean he’s hot and sexy and…but let’s be realistic!

#238-Rose,I laughed when I read your reply,because I was thinking the same thing-how can a company as big as Chanel that have been around for years start losing money because Mr.Brad Pitt is doing a ad. Its amazing how people dislikes a person because he loves whats he wants to love. Their comment will be-I dont care about that,and my reply is YEA,YOU RIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@alw:

i love the Allure perfume! I finished a whole bottle before. Moving on to others like R Lauren. Gotta try the classic.

@megatit:

LOL Mega this is too much. Chanel represents classical, timeless beauty, perhaps they hired a marketing agency full of hipsters who thought it’d be “ironic” to have Pitty in it? Har har.

The whole campaign was supposed to be modern and “hip” and they focused on promoting the ad through the social networks, and now it’s definitely backfired on them. No doubt that his recent photoshopped dreadlocked fiasco further damaged the concept Chanel was trying to sell.

The best they can do at this point is take it off the air.

BRAND FAIL!

@Rose:
Yeah Rosey poo, that’s what it is. We can’t afford a demode perfume. Can’t come up with a better reason can you, childish loon? Like someone said on the EW site, this is his “leg moment “. Bwaaaahaahaa!

This ad is growing on you. I read some tweets saying they can’t stop watching the ad, they are obsessed, even some saying they don’t know how to feel about it but they can’t stop watching.

megatit @ 10/15/2012 at 3:03 pm

@tamsin
Someone said he looks Like Kato Kaelin
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Kato F K N Kaelin Bawaaaaaaaaaa!!! LMFOA!

That is funny s h it! Heronia and Kato Kaelin! There”s a power couple for ya!

Loons aren’t the target consumers either.

Chanel No. 5 is not for obese basement dwellers who live on depends, soda, ho-hos and doritos and won’t shower in days because they live day and night glued to a computer screen waiting for a new photo op from their B-list junkie idols and child exploiters.

What would loons know about hygiene or smelling nice when they worship someone like Pitty any way? XD

Naughtia ‏@NaughtiasRules

Good God Brad Pitt just sold me on this Chanel #5 commercial and I don’t even like that perfume http://youtu.be/mGs4CjeJiJQ

I see a troll wants to bring Angelina into Russell Crow’s mess. One minute Angelina is the ugliest woman in the world, the next minute no man can stay away from her. Trolls say men would leave their beautiful wives as soon as they set eyes on Angie, although she is the ugliest woman in the world, in their delusional minds. Trolls can’t make up their minds, is she the most beautiful woman in the world that men falls in love with instantly, or the ugliest woman in the world. Trolls, pick a talking point and stick with it.

tamsin @ 10/15/2012 at 3:35 pm

Chanel No. 5 is not for obese basement dwellers who live on depends, soda, ho-hos and doritos and won’t shower in days because they live day and night glued to a computer screen waiting for a new photo op from their B-list junkie idols and child exploiters.
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LOL!! Holy Sht you’re on a ROLL!! TAM!

Well I don’t care about the negative comments here at other sites. Brad look and sound so downright Sexy. Love the ad – beautiful.

My sister-in-law works for Channel and she has given me some of their body lotion, plus I have used Coco but never No, 5. This ad with Brad makes me want to go out and buy it. And I will.

i wonder how you ppl are idiot!
this is obvious that these pictures are full of effect!
don’t you think so?

Rose @ 10/15/2012 at 3:36 pm

I see a troll wants to bring Angelina into Russell Crow’s mess. One minute Angelina is the ugliest woman in the world, the next minute no man can stay away from her.
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I think it’s more like One minute Angelina is the ugliest woman and the second minute Angelina is the ugliest woman!

@Whamo:

Hey Wham good to have you on board to see loons in agony over Pothead’s latest dud.

Kato and Heroina! Bwaaaaahahahaha.

Brad’s Chanel ad reminds me of Legends of the Fall and Interview with Vampire era Brad.

@tamsin:
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Seriously I’m piss ing myself with the Kato comment! That is so PERFECT, he DOES look like Kato. Where’s Heroina bangin OJ?

Marie Meriwani ‏@MarieMeriwani

Brad Pitt’s voice in the new Chanel N 5 commercial is seriously ****** inducing.

# 347 megatit @ 10/15/2012 at 3:30 pm
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@Rose:
Yeah Rosey poo, that’s what it is. We can’t afford a demode perfume. Can’t come up with a better reason can you, childish loon? Like someone said on the EW site, this is his “leg moment “. Bwaaaahaahaa!
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Ahahahhahahhahahahha

Even Lainey is comparing it to the leg. how embarrassing for chanel

Marie Meriwani ‏@MarieMeriwani

Brad Pitt’s voice in the new Chanel N 5 commercial is seriously or-gasm inducing.

thumbs down as whatever as you want! i don’t care!
i more care about brad’s acting not some stupid photos . he’s good at acting. i think brad is not obsseed with his looks as much as you guys are!
get a life and try to proven!

jastrionda kearse ‏@jazzykearse

Brad Pitt looks so sexy in that Chanel commercial. Angelina Jolie is lucky.

he is my favourite actor,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

As Suri’s Burn Book said today:

” Brad Pitt shilling for Chanel No. 5 is like … Honey Boo Boo becoming the face of Hermès.
If Chanel really wanted Brad Pitt, they should’ve changed their classic scent to include a heavy smell of burlap bag with beef jerky afternotes.”

En blanco y negro, natural y minimalista. Así vemos al actor Brad Pitt en el esperado spot de Chanel número 5. Es la primera vez que un hombre presta su imagen a la promoción de este perfume. Y lo hace recitando un poema que alude a la fragilidad de los sueños. El director de ‘Orgullo y Prejuicio’ ha dirigido el anuncio, feliz por haber reunido en estos 30 segundos a dos iconos del siglo XX, Brad Pitt y Chanel.

http://www.lasprovincias.es/videos/actualidad/mundo/1902393763001-brad-pitt-protagoniza-ultimo-spot-chanel-numero.html

@tamsin:
You’re absolutely right. Damn those ironic hipsters! Lol.
If they wanted to go the dirty sexy route, surely they could have found someone better. And it’s not even about age here, there are plenty of gorgeous men in their 40′s and 50′s. But what goatbittch here is lacking is confidence and smarts, never mind his lack of acting ability and weathered appearance. That just comes with eight years of Heroina. Nope, his problem is he has no depth. I’m embarrassed FOR him. So out of place.

Brad Pitt es el primer hombre que presta su imagen para el emblemático perfume Chanel Nº5. Tras meses de incógnita, hoy por fin se puede ver la campaña completa.

Bajo el título “There you are”, un Brad Pitt muy poético y trascendental marca un antes y un después en la historia de Chanel Nº5. En el spot en blanco y negro, el actor estadounidense aparece con las manos en los bolsillos, con media melena, perilla y una camisa semi arrugada mientras asegura con aire taciturno que Chanel nº5 es ineludible.

“No es un viaje. Los viajes terminan pero nosotros continuamos. El mundo gira pero nosotros giramos con él. Los planes se desvanecen. Triunfan los sueños. Pero dondequiera que vaya, ahí estás tú. Mi suerte, mi destino. Mi fortuna. Chanel Nº5. Ineludible”, indica el actor.

El anuncio, que ha despertado la expectación por utilizar por primera vez a un hombre como embajador de la fragancia, dura 30 segundos y solo recurre al color para mostrar ese frasco legendario.

Brad Pitt, al que los rumores apuntan que cobró cerca de un millón de euros por el spot, sigue la estela de celebridades como Catherine Deneuve, que se asoció a la fragancia en 1968, y a la que han sustituido otras caras conocidas del mundo del cine, como Nicole Kidman, Audrey Tautou o, por supuesto, Marylin Monroe.
hoymujer.com/Belleza/Belleza-VIP/Brad-Pitt-derrocha-sensualidad-698183102012.html

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 3:52 pm

OT -
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LMAO at an US story saying that RPattz & KStew were seen together at the Chateau Marmont on Saturday night and it’s too bad they weren’t double-dating with Ticky & Squigs. I’ve got 3 comments -
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1. The Twilight flick doesn’t come out for another month so they don’t need the publicity right now.
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2. The story said RPattz & KStew came in through the back door and went to a friend’s private b-day party. Ticky & Squigs sat out in public and made sure they were seen.
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3. The kicker – notice how the Ticky story was reported right away on Saturday while the news about RPattz and KStew is just now becoming public. Either the Twilight PR people suck…or…Ticky and Huvsy pre-arranged the “leak” that she was at Marmont. Twilight’s made $2.5 BILLION. I know which idea my money’s on…

@alw: Hi awl, how are you? I can picture the trolls running from site to site looking for negative comments to post. The truth is Brad is looking really sexy for a man of any age and that’s driving hens cray cray. Trolls are thinking, Why should Angie have this hunk of a man and SS ends up with a “D” lister? The bottom line is, trolls are jealousy of Angie and Brad’s life. There will never an Ad that everyone is going to like, especially an edgy one. The Chanel Ad is not for trolls, they were not going to buy Chanel No 5 anyway, so why are they worried about what Brad looks like.

PARÍS, 15 de octubre.- El actor estadunidense Brad Pitt se estrenó hoy como la primera imagen masculina de la fragancia Chanel Nº5, con un anuncio sobrio con el que el grupo francés de productos de moda y lujo pretende seguir innovando en su historia y en el mundo de la perfumería.

El protagonista de películas como Seven o The Fight Club aparece erguido, con perilla, el cabello largo y una camisa ligeramente desabrochada, mirando directamente a la cámara y dirigiéndose no a una mujer, sino al propio perfume.

“No es un viaje. Los viajes terminan pero nosotros continuamos. El mundo gira pero nosotros giramos con él. Los planes se desvanecen. Triunfan los sueños. Pero dondequiera que vaya, ahí estás tú. Mi suerte, mi destino. Mi fortuna. Chanel Nº5. Ineludible”, indica el actor.

El anuncio, que ha despertado la expectación por utilizar por primera vez a un hombre como embajador de la fragancia, dura 30 segundos y solo recurre al color para mostrar ese frasco legendario.

“Una comunicación renovada continuamente, cada vez más audaz, y siempre anclada en el séptimo arte. Un nombre, un código, un número. Y por primera vez, el punto de vista de un hombre sobre el más femenino de los perfumes”, señala el grupo en un comunicado.

Pitt sigue la estela de celebridades como Catherine Deneuve, que se asoció a la fragancia en 1968, y a la que han sustituido otras caras conocidas del mundo del cine, como Nicole Kidman, Audrey Tautou o, por supuesto, Marylin Monroe.

Con esta campaña publicitaria la firma indica que busca nuevos moldes en la historia de este perfume, creado por Ernest Beaux en 1921 por encargo de Coco Chanel, que agrupó más de 80 aromas “sin una nota dominante” pero de marcada “riqueza floral”.

Así, además de crear un perfume “que no se parecía a ningún otro”, entrar por primera vez en el Museo de Arte Moderno de Nueva York en 1959 y convertirse en “icono del siglo XX”, la casa se renueva apostando, también “por primera vez”, por un hombre para interpretar lo que define como “el perfume más femenino y legendario”.
Excelsior.com.mx

@Whamo:

Why thanks Wham, you can tell that loons also appreciate my comments to judging from the way they fired up their proxy servers and I’m being rewarded with the almighty red thumb.

It’s obvious that Heroina is trying to distance herself from this fiasco. There hasn’t been any fax from her showing her support for the giver of her “promise for the future”.

@ Passing POOP #371

Way to deflect landwhale, by going off topic.

Care to comment on the nightmare that this Chanel campaign has turned out to be?

The whole world is laughing at it. XD

1h Evenpro ‏@Evenpro

Ya salió el comercial de Brad Pitt para CHANEL N°5 http://ow.ly/et2bq
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4h Chilango.com ‏@ChilangoCom
Brad Pitt es la nueva estrella de Chanel y se ve muy bien http://ow.ly/eu1Yo
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M@rgot ‏@MargotMDS

I love this new pub with Brad Pitt Chanel N5… So sexy Brad…

7h Sra. Muntz ‏@unamadresoltera
Desayunaste tostadas y no a Brad Pitt? Imposible que sean buenos días…

DUMB ASS ADD,,,JUST BECUASE AN ACTOR ENDORSES THIS CRAP,,,WHO CARES,,,

Is anybody surprised at the trolls (likeLainey) reaction to the Chanel ad. They are so threatened by anything positive that Brad or Angie do that they had alreay been making negative comments before they even saw or heard the ad. So truth is Brad and Chanel do not care what trolls think. God Bless Brad and Angie and their kids.

@megatit:

Harhar Mega, speaking of depth, I was checking out the comments about this video at youtube and this had me in tears :

His acting ability has about the same depth as the bird bath in my front yard

There is more eloquence in that statement than in the whole dialog from the ad.

MissNads ‏@MissNadiaNaz

I can’t lie i see the Brad pitt Chanel advert and i gleam with happiness! What an awesome face for the brand!!

Brad looks great. Great voice Interesting commercial.. It is just that some thought they were going to get a magical or romantic commercial like Nicole Kidman The poem or sonnet is beautiful and I think it will sell. A lot of husbands and boyfriends will buy Chanel for the ladies.

53s Em ‏@em75power
@sunriseon7 yep. I’m buying Chanel No.5 today. It did it for me. #bradpitt
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2m Sara BP ‏@sara_ballester
Buena elección la de Chanel n.5…😉 #BradPitt
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6m Nenne ‏@nenne_c
#BradPitt nella pubblicità di #ChanelN5 è bellissimo!

I would kindly ask the Loons NOT to red thumb us down as our comments are meant for everyone one this site, how DARE you try and hide us!!

Now I’ll ask you to apologise to Tam, Meg and myself!! Please be sincere as we will know if you`re lying!

7m Veronica B. ‏@Veronique_II
Mamma mia quant’è invecchiato #BradPitt nella #pubblicità di Chanel n°5
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9m Valeria Aprigliano ‏@ValeApri
http://youtu.be/mGs4CjeJiJQ via @youtube #chanel #profumo #bradpitt #bellezza
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9m Giulia Di Summa ‏@Giugiuliaz
#BradPitt nella pubblicità di Chanel N°5…mah, avrebbero potuto scegliere qualcuno di affascinante!
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10m Mhairi Wotherspoon ‏@MhairiSpoon
New #Chanel #No5 advert!! Brad is a timeless god! #chanelno5 #bradpitt
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10m Sara Ramirez ‏@Sara10_90
Ohhhhh Dios!!! Me encanta el nuevo anuncio de #Bradpitt El hombre hombre mas sexy que habra sin duda!
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10m Calvin Rushton ‏@CalvinRushton
#BradPitt owning again with the Chanel no.5.

Marion ‏@mayriella

already saw 12 times the chanel commercial with brad pitt. i counted it. french television has this thing with fragance ads..

Ignore the trolls they were whining that the whole “leg” thing would ruin Angelina. Yet Angelina is the lead/executive producer of a 200 mil movie and there are people copying her leg motion on the red carpet. Mark my word other perfume companies will be using males and copying what Chanel and Brad did. But probably with a little more romantic flare.

@cee:

Poor loon, you just made a fool of yourself (if that’s even possible) by refering to the whole world as trolls because this ad has just been universally PANNED!

Oh but don’t take my word for it, you can judge from the comments at youtube and every blog other than this one.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 4:05 pm

# 351 Rose @ 10/15/2012 at 3:36 pm
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I said last night that the trolls and the tabs would find some excuse to blame RC’s separation on Angie. These people have zero imagination. It’s all the same story to them – they just keep changing the other person’s name. She was on the Les Miz set for what – an hour? – had 3 of the kids with her and there was a full set of crew and other actors. Yet the troll thinks that Angie somehow seduced Russell Crowe? That’s amazing only in it’s ridiculousness. God…these trolls give me a headache.

Anđ there are so many more international positive tweets! But I gotta go, unlike some nasty trolls some of us actually do other things besides spending life posting on a thread of people we do not like.

To all the fans: wishing you all a great weel! It has started so well!

Anđ there are so many more international positive tweets! But I gotta go, unlike some nasty trolls some of us actually do other things besides spending life posting on a thread of people we do not like.

To all the fans: wishing you all a great weel! It has started so well!

@megatit: @Whamo:

Loons will start blaming Huvane over the poor reception that this ad just had in 3, 2, 1…..

Double post, sorry, double well – wissing farewell!

The reaction: “Brad Pitt must’ve lost a bet,” says Jacqueline Burt at The Stir. Sure, fragrance ads notoriously take themselves way too seriously, “but Pitt isn’t pretentious enough to pull off dialogue this melodramatic.” Directed by Anna Karenina’s Joe Wright, the commercial is serious to the point of parody,says Erik Hayden at TIME. But sadly, says Brian Moyland at Hollwood.com, this “embarrassingly awful” commercial is no joke. “It is a real, actual thing that someone thinks will get your grandmother to buy more perfume.”
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I think pittstain is That pretentious hahahhaahahahhaah he must be crying his head off right now because I’m sure he thought the world would love his shat commercial. Hahahhaahahahhaah

tamsin @ 10/15/2012 at 3:53 pm

It’s obvious that Heroina is trying to distance herself from this fiasco. There hasn’t been any fax from her showing her support for the giver of her “promise for the future”.

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Are you kidding Tam, Heroina knows a BOMB!! I mean after the amount of BOMBS she’s been around she’s knows when to bail out and keep her bobble head down. Now if she actually loved Brad she’d say something but since she doesn’t Brad`s pretty much on his own to handle the embarrassment all by himself thank you very much!

when Lainey gossip and celebitchy can’t muster enough love for pittstain to defend his phony **** you know things are bad in pittstain land bwhahahhaahhahahah muahahhahaha hahahhaahahahhaah

OT
@Passing Through: LOL at Ticky
prearranged leak. You have to be right. Who would call US mag about Ticky when Rpatz and KStew are in the resturant.

Thanks Marina for the tweets.

Awww Ben affleck and Jennifer garner hearts

@Truth: take your meds you lunatic b itch,haah yourself,congrats you won you are the most pathetic person on the net

tamsin @ 10/15/2012 at 4:08 pm

Loons will start blaming Huvane
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Hey Tam, I did not know Huvane taught Brad how to act!?

Bawahaaaaa!!! “the New York Times gives it 1-1/2 bird baths”

@Passing Through: I remembered you saying that they would blame his on Angie. If I’m not mistaken, didn’t you said something like that at the time she visited the set. Trolls never change their spots, same ole same ole. Trolls are so consumed with hate they can’t think straight. I guess she seduced him by osmosis, lol.

@tamsin
Yes, Huvane photoshopped his face to look WORSE than it already does and did a little video trickery to give him a bobblehead so he looks like he has Parkinson’s. Oh, and the hundreds if not thousands of negative comments on EW, People, Huffpo amd the like? Huvane. And Whamo, I’ve been trying for months to guide these Carol Anns to the light. But do they listen to me? No.

Ben Affleck? Sorry, wrong thread, nothing against themm, but it is the wrong thread, just looking to find negativity for them. Pathetic.

some of the writters of blogs and magazines are hilarious. It even makes me laugh because they are hilarious. But I don’t see what they seeing or what it is about that cause them to say that. what is the tree of life of it? He is just expressing looking naturally when you do you don’t always look straight though I want him to looks straight in all of it. I think they expected him to talk all sexy and/or chasing a chick and/or to do all macho stuff and this took them by surprise.
What is wrong with saying the world turns and we turn with ? or to say that about plans? and that kind of talk all together?…. I don’t see what they are seeing or imagining to see.lol it may not be the best thing to say here but still .. what exactly it is. I mean Isn’t that truth of REAL LIFE?

I think with the blogs it goes like this, if one of them say with one Idea about a thing they all will say similar thing. They all have to agree with each other. You almost will never read a different openion from one blog writer to another because they all work with eachother ideas. it is crazy.
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Anways , at the end it got attention and attention is good and he doesn’t need to use another person of anything for it. Some people say there is more to come. I would love to see more.

take a break troll the spamming is disgraceful,go get a hug or something

Sarah Regan ‏@IAmSarahRegs

Brad Pitt and Chanel. That advert on tv made me actually stop what i was doing #effective #fullattention

@Truth: What a fraud, You and I know if it were anyone else you would be saying they are trying to sell the movie and get an Oscar but no now because you respond based on what we say on this thread.
We are your masters. Who else should be write negative about so you can write positive about….maybe satan.

@Truth: why do you care? this trolls bag spray.

@REALY: is that you strazilla aka the truth stalker? Of course it’s you, tard. Thanks for finally admitting that I’ve won the battle, now go wash your hair, it’s been 2 weeks since ur last shower. Pew

@megatit:
get help, its not normal to be this cray cray,brad is paid 7 million and chanel will still be top seller, you my dear troll will continue to be a sad pathetic loser

Sally Timpson ‏@SallyTimpson

Just seen the new @CHANEL N°5 film feat Brad Pitt. My fave perfume and one beautiful man :-)

@plez: devil horns Muahahahah

@carry: what ? staright through

2h Ali Young ‏@AliYoungReally
I get intensely embarrassed for Brad Pitt every time I see that Chanel No 5 ad. It looks like a bad, taped audition.
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3h Natalie Widner ‏@NatalieWidner21
Hilariously bad. 7 mil? #Chanel should be embarrassed. #BradPitt http://pursuitist.com/mens-style/brad-pitt-for-chanel-no-5/
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Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 4:26 pm

waving to all fans! please ignore the duh-listers i already outed tamshiit as a ****** IT department worker so we know his asss can’t afford Chanel,,at the end of the day Brad Pitt got paid 7mil dollars to do a 30sec commercial #winning

bianca ‏@misshoax
.@geekigirl – i’m actually feeling embarrassed, no wait, schadenfreude for #bradpitt. http://bit.ly/WcZhLA #chanel
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Malene Lela ‏@GlaspopSuper
I’ve never been so embarrassed! #BradPitt #Chanel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ&feature=player_embedded
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elizabeth bailey ‏@elizabeth_b_xo

The Chanel no.5 perfume advert with Brad Pitt makes my heart melt. #dilf

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:28 pm

How is it that Brad can so effortlessly deliver the ultimate turd of an ad? I suppose Mister Hankey is right when he says that Brad has just raw shitty talent and a talent for shit.

Oh yes… before I forget —

Mister Hankey says ‘Howdy Ho’ to BAMPZSKVille!

@Truth: even when i ignore your crazy ass,you try to bring my attention.***** i dont give two shiits about you,i didnt post here for days and youpost over and over again,so you can imagine how you smell like,i guess thts why you hate the ada hahaaa,and wow what an Accomplishment you think you won a battle on a net ahahhha,what a pathetic person you are,nolife no friends no job, i am happy everyone is ignoring you,ahahahah.have fun *****

Flor Venenosa ‏@lil__che
Brad Pitt on Chanel N°5 advert is so pretentiously lame. #JustSayin
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Charlotte Church ‏@__boromir

Brad Pitt’s voice stirs my soul.

fr3kysnail ‏@fr3kysnail
(Oh, what the heck) Brad’s a very average actor too. RT @lil__che Brad Pitt on Chanel N°5 advert is so pretentiously lame. #JustSayin
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duncantrussell ‏@duncantrussell
What happens when Brad Pitt does a Chanel #5 commercial directly after snorting Ketamine. (via @stephaniedrury) https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_fR_v4HQEGo&noredirect=1
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Is Brad’s ad on TV? which channel?

just thumb them down

Sophie Butler ‏@SophiexButler

Brad Pitt doing Chanel No5?! Brilliant combination #ChanelN5

Every time I see this ad I just close my eyes and just get lost in his voice, not only is the man hot but a great actor. I am getting this for my Birthday.

@WTF: it’s really easy to get ur attention. type the truth about pittstain and out you come. You can’t ignore me… You brain is simply not capable of ignoring The Truth because you are obsessed with me.

Thanks for playing. bwhaha

Hippos can swim @ 10/15/2012 at 4:35 pm

What happened to Lying Angie’s no more than three days apart rule?????
When is the weddddinnnnnnnggggggg????????
Angie is hiding her boring pop bottle glass free ring.

more tweets @ 10/15/2012 at 4:35 pm

Rose Waller ‏@rosewaller44
Love the Brad Pitt advert #chanel5
Sarah Wells ‏@SarahWells_
So if I wear Chanel No 5, I’m gonna get me a Brad Pitt yeah?
Elizabeth O’Brien ‏@bethhope94
OMG brad Pitt in the new Chanel advert! #GetInMyBed #Perfection
from Liverpool, Liverpool
If a small % who like the commercial buy something from the Chanel line than it is a win.

When we’re together alone, Brad and I don’t wear anything but CHANEL N°5, if you know what I mean.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 4:35 pm

# 373 tamsin @ 10/15/2012 at 3:56 pm
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Hey Tampon -
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I noticed you conveniently disappeared the other night when I disproved your bullshite post about Brad getting a guy fired and now you have the nerve to be trying to talk smack at me. Why no comeback? LMAO! Sit. The. Fvck. Down. Tampon.

It is interesting Brad’s ad causes such a controversy. Everyone has an opinion. Chanel No5 hasn’t get such attentions for a long time. It is different and usual ad, but Brad is so sexy.

More tweets @ 10/15/2012 at 4:37 pm

HiFi Project ‏@hifiproject
Sorry Brad, this kind of sucks. See the Spot: Brad Pitt’s First Commercial for Chanel No. 5 http://adage.com/u/f7McFa
scotty mason ‏@scottfish75
Wow, that Brad Pitt ‘Chanel Number 5′ advert sucks pretentious arses doesn’t it!

ilja ‏@ilja1989
the chanel.05 commercial w/ brad pitt sucks.

I meant ‘Unusual’

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 4:40 pm

# 378 cee @ 10/15/2012 at 3:59 pm
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After seeing your post I went to read Lamey’s babblings. Pretty typical reaction from someone who’s 37 or 28 and squeals over The Beibs and Selena Gomez.

more tweets @ 10/15/2012 at 4:40 pm

Katie ‏@KatieeLou_
Love the new Brad Pitt Chanel advert popping up when I’m watching TV #Yum
DirtyLittleSecrets♥ ‏@StegosaurusBex
Mmm look at Brad Pitt being all sexy on my tv screen, come to me bby
Joan ‏@joanhaywood
Just seen the Brad Pitt Chanel No5 advert… I don’t normally like him, but wow! 😦
I have only seen the commercial on the computer. Has anyone seen it on TV if so what channel?

@Truth: its fuuny you think what you say is the truth,like brads kids is not his kids,or huvane is his manager….blah balh…you are nothing b itch nothing,just a pathetic mental b itch who realy needs help,this time i am out have fun you pathetic looon..hahaah f uck you

Brad don’t stop and don’t back up.. that was wonderful no the usual macho stuff or dancing tango or ramba that I saw in most commercial. What is wrong in any of it? can they explain. they can’t one say they all say…. they can’t go think for themselves.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 4:44 pm

# 396 plez @ 10/15/2012 at 4:12 pm
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If it looks like a set-up and smells like Huvsy…then it is…

Brad is trending again.

@Whamo:

OMG that’s true. If she really loved Pitty then she should’ve faxed a comment or something. I get that she’s not under contract to represent Chanel but when you love your partner you show some kind of support.

I think she’s happy that it didn’t work out for Pitty, she loses her sht when she’s not the center of attention (as we could see in this years Oscars) and she probably wanted to land that endorsement deal herself.

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:46 pm

Poop Omelette

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:46 pm

Poop Frite

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:47 pm

Poop au jus

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:47 pm

Poop Escoffier

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:48 pm

Poop Bisque

@fyi: hooray. It is Brad PItt after all mofos.!!!!!!:D

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 4:48 pm

# 401 Rose @ 10/15/2012 at 4:17 pm +7
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I probably did say something similar when the story of Angie on the Les Miz set came out. Like I said – these people have no imagination. It’s always the same shite, different day, different location, different man/wowan. It’s pretty sad when you can’t even visit a colleague you haven’t seen in awhile or to show your kids some cool sets and costumes. Thankfully Angie remains unaware of this kind of crap.

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:48 pm

Poop Mousse

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:49 pm

Poop Brulee

@lurker:
And you’ll still remain a desperate, lonely dumbfvck of a loon who has to get her jollies off of living through two people who wouldn’t waste their spit on you. Keep lurking moron.

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:49 pm

Poop Velouté

@Passing Through: they are F why not they say the way is stolen by …… you know many men who wereinvolved with women that are married. Why do you pay attention to the grabage. You people sometimes I don’t understand. You know angie and brad has the IT the attention that is why they do thisl.

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:51 pm

Poop Confit

why this people are here becaue no one commenting in t he F site. exactly! That is what it should be let them have no one to fight them anywhere . Just to spray bug sparay and forget about them.

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:52 pm

Poop Pittstain

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:53 pm

Poop Glacee

I wish Angelina did love to be the center of attention. Then we would get to seen her more in real life and on screen.

Oh Yeah Baby! @ 10/15/2012 at 4:54 pm

So trolls are mad because their Aniston received backlash for her setup and failed pr flash of her ugly ring, so they decide to come and spam this site with negativity from a few (who most likely are Aniston hens, bitter females or just haters of Angelina) who did not like Brad’s commercial. Freaking losers!!

Jennifer Aniston is done, done, dead done. DEAL WITH IT TROLLS!!

@Truth:

hey Truth, how come our stalkers always show up at the same time? Are they like some conjoined twins who got dumped on their heads?

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 4:55 pm

Poor trolls are going crazy today. VampPon even come out in the daylight. If Brad’s commercial sucks then what’s that say about you wasting the whole day trolling the internet to smack talk it? LOL! You dumb ass losers don’t even see how crazy that is…and that’s the scary thing. Too funny.

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 4:55 pm

And may I inquire, how is madam enjoying her Poop Tartarre?

@carry: I meant it to say the wife.
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BTW you know what the answer should be for that kind of things NOTyour people comment in the blogs but answer from Brad and Angie directly showing their real love in real life action. ACTION should be from them and nothing from you people except talking about JP and may be other headlines.. If it is not action then including in the interview answers that need to answered in fun way about things in a firm manner.. That should be for all fcuk up magazines and all the things THEY NEED TO DO LIKE OTHER PEOPLE WHO MANAGE THINGS WELL. aLl answers and all things offending that way. Brad and Angie need game chanigng in ALLLLLLL things. My openion.

michael, not jackson ‏@michaels_life00

i like that brad pitt is trending he should always be trending

because Jared does not have a record closed? because he wants money money money
go to another site and let the trolls and Jared alone

Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 5:09 pm

@Passing Through:
PT i love how tamshiit calls me a stalker but this “male” is always talking about YOU on duh-listed and he evens talks about Cesar(who knew Cesar got under tamshiits skin so much lol), in fact your stalker believes that you are the moderator on this site and that is why his posts are always hidden Bwhahaha

@Passing Through:

lololol hamburglar, I’m not one of your minions, why would I be afraid of you? I did bother to reply and you were too chickesht to address it, could it be that you were out of bullshiitt? Is that even possible with you? Instead of replying, you focused on doing your usual vote cheating through a whole proxy network…err, I should say “playing bejewled”, ’cause that’s your code word for it, isn’t it loon?

And of course, you were grasping at straws with posting other bits of the article. It didn’t matter that you were able to use google (it is good that you know how to visit other sites beside this one and clownfetish.com).

Sadly for you, it didn’t change a thing of what I said. Pothead got a person fired for talking to him. What the guy said was beside the point; he had been using the same approach to bigger stars like Spielberg and nobody had complained until then. And now that you mention it, Pitty also fired a crew of 100 people when he acted like a diva on the Moneybomb set, and you also conveniently ignored that.

So there’s your answer, if you’re claiming that Aniston got one person fired, then you have to concede that your idol is responsible for 101 people without jobs.

It is a shame, this place is infected of patients as the gay of tamsin

@Hippos can swim:

The three-day rule is another lie. Surprised? This is the woman who threatened to sue tabloids when the rumous about the affair with Pitty started in 2004, and even swore she would never do to others what her father did to her mother. What a piece of work, isn’t she?

Does anyone else think that “b*tch” Kaiser and “bigger b*tch” Lamey are in lock-step with each other especially when it pertains to the JPs? They have exactly the same comments/talking points against Brad’s ad. And of course “bigger b*tch” Lamey aka BBL has to somehow bring up Ticky.

I think the used tramp is obessesed with Passing through.

@LAME:
Please do not offend gays. This troll is totally obsessed withnthe JPs and the fans, and loves attention. It dreams that it annoys people, butnit is only the laughing stock here… Like that disgusting ghost in the movie Ghostbusters.
It is best to ignore them all, #whocares

Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 5:19 pm

whats funny is the Chanel no 5 ad with the highest view count is an ad with Nicole Kidman which has been on youtube for SIX YEARS, Brad’s ad has just been shown to a majority of Americans today and it says
The new CHANEL N°5 film. Starring Brad Pitt. n5.chanel.com
NEW HD CC 23 hours ago | 810,834 views

WOW 810,834 VIEWS, thank you trolls and haters for helping Chanel with all those hits

@Passing Through: PT, I was about to leave for the evening, but wanted to share this funny comment I ran across, “lol!, I bet Jen is watching this on repeat ….” :-)

@dianad1968: Not only two them most of them are almost always wait for eachother comments and comment something simiarl. Kaiser and lammy are like sides of a coin.
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Nobody think for themselves anymore. It horrible.

Just like our leader, Barry, the loons have got to blame someone for this disaster of a commercial…. So, they blame Huvane! Who knew Huvane had this kind of power.

Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 5:21 pm

sorry i meant to say Nicole’s ad has 3mil hits over the course of 6 years Brad’s ad has been shown to most American today and it already has almost a million hits

Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 5:25 pm

notice how the trolls like to make up stuff that posters here say, no one on this thread has mentioned Huvane in connection to this ad except for the trolls. oh and fyi your girl ticky is an Obama supporter..7mil for 30sec, haters gonna hate

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/new-pics-of-brad-pitt-doing-business-in-america-in-killing-them-softly-20121015

New Pics Of Brad Pitt Doing Business In America In ‘Killing Them Softly’

In case you haven’t been able to tell by the pretty excellent posters for “Killing Them Softly,” the film is as much about America and the price of doing business as it is about the “plot” (such as it is) about a high stakes poker game that gets jacked by two hapless would be criminals. There is a pretty pointed and sneering tenor to the picture that doesn’t flinch from its politics that believes that the trickle down theory is leaving everyone on the bottom with nothing.

Some new pics have emerged for the Brad Pitt starring flick, and they give us another look at the characters you’ll meet in the movie. Of course, there’s Pitt’s Jackie Cogan, a hitman who contracts out his job to James Gandolfini’s Mickey, another man in the same business. And then there’s Frankie (Scoot McNairy) who is just trying to keep his head above water and hopefully evade the net that will begin to circle around him. We probably don’t have to tell you the cast is great as is the film, which we called in Cannes “one of the best movies of the year” that “pulses and burns in a way few films ever do.”

@LAME:

Hey dippshit, careful about how you refer to gay people. The owner of this blog is gay! Did you forget that your idols have also been in gay relationships? Remember Jenny Shimizu? Remember Thom Racine?

Oh and did you forget that Shiloh is transitioning too?

@annon:
Tnx for the article and pics!!!!!!

The next ad for Brad he is more dressed like he is in the white shirt and black pants. I want to see more of the elegant, dressy Brad Pitt oooooozzzzzziiiinnnngg sex in aTux with his tie undone as he walks across the room and smell the neck of a mysterious woman who’s face we can’t see. Could Angelina and let the guessing games begin!!!

@Joe:

I tell you Joe, I’m starting to get freaked out. Huvane is like a god on earth. His power is limitless. This I gathered from what loons say about him and the way they fear him. Is he the second coming of the Messiah?

Imagine, if he managed to ruin Pitty’s ad, the miracles he could work on Jen’s water.

I cannot believe I would miss the days when one could argue with haters and actually have kind of interesting debates and discussions. Now it seems their brainw are dead.

pittputrid
sǝuoɾoɔ ʇıdʞɔoɔ ʞɔoɔ ɥɔʇnlɔ qnlɔ ʇɟǝlɔ sɹǝƃuɐlɔ ɐɥɔoɥɔ ɹǝddoʇs-ʞuıɥɔ ɹǝʇʇǝƃ-plıɥɔ uǝʞɔıɥɔ sʇnuʇsǝɥɔ sǝıɹɹǝɥɔ sǝılɹɐɥɔ ɹoop ɹɐllǝɔ uɹǝʌɐɔ ɟoǝʌɐɔ ʇɐǝɯ s,ʇɐɔ ʇoɹɹɐɔ dɯnʇs lɐuɹɐɔ ɹǝploɥ ǝlpuɐɔ ǝlpuɐɔ lɐuɐɔ ɥɔʇɐdǝƃɐqqɐɔ ɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝloɥ-uoʇʇnq ǝloɥ uoʇʇnq ʎɥsnq ɹǝʇɐǝq ɥsnq ʎuunq ɹǝlʞɔıʇɯnq ǝʎǝ s,llnq ɯɐpɐɯ uʍoɹq ʞɔıʇsɯooɹq xoq sooq-ooq ǝuoq ʇǝsolɔ s,pɹɐǝqǝnlq lloɹʇɐǝɯ uıǝʌ ǝnlq ǝpɐlq ssǝq ʞɔɐlq s,pɹıq pɹıq uɐıɟɟnɹ ʎllǝq ǝɔuɐɹʇuǝ ʎllǝq ɹǝʇsnq ʎllǝq sllıd s,ɯɐɥɔǝǝq ǝƃɐsnɐs poolq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝssoʇ uɐǝq ʇǝuoʎɐq lǝǝ qnʇɥʇɐq ʇɐq sɹǝƃuɐq ɐuɐuɐq ʎǝuolɐq sʞɔollɐq pɐǝɥ ǝlʇʇıl ɹǝlʇnq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq ɹǝʞɐɯ-ʎqɐq sǝlddɐ ǝʌol ɟo ɹɐʇlɐ ǝʌɐɔ s,ɯɐpɐ poɹ s,uoɹɐɐ ǝsɹɐʇıɥs ǝsɹɐ ɹnoʎ dn ǝaaǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐoq ǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ ǝsɹɐɹnoʎ dn iii0x ɹnoʎ dn oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ǝpɐɹʇ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ɹǝqqnɹ ɥƃnoɹ pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod qoɾ ǝdıd ʞuıd lıɔuǝd ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ ǝuo ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝʌıp ɟɟnɯ ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ɹǝxxlx ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇı ɯɐɾ uoıʇɔǝɾuı uʍɐds llǝɥ qoɾpuɐɥ ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ɯɐlɔ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝʎǝ ɟǝǝqɟǝǝq doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝʇsnq llɐq ɹǝʇsuoɯʇous ǝʇʎpolƃoɹds ǝʇʇǝlǝɯo ƃƃǝ u, ɯɹǝds ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ʇıɥs ʇınɹɟssnd ɹǝuıɯ ǝsou sɹǝɥɔunɹɔǝlddıu ǝɹoɥʍɹǝpuıʞ uʍɐds llǝɥ ƃoɹdsuǝploƃ ɹǝʇsuoɯɹoolɟ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ɹǝɥɔʇɐɔ ʇɹɐɟ ƃuılʇɹɐɟ ɹǝpuıɹƃqɯnɹɔ ɹǝɥɔunɹɔqɯnɹɔ ʇınɹɟɥɔʇoɹɔ ʇǝʞɔıɹɔɥɔʇoɹɔ pɹɐzıl qıɹɔ ɐllızʇɐɹq ɹǝʇɐǝ-ɹǝƃooq ɹǝʇıqǝlʞuɐ uoıʇɐʇsǝɟuı ɯɹǝds ƃuıʞlɐʍ ƃuıddoɹp ʇunɔ ɟɐolɥsǝlɟ ʇǝƃƃnu ʇunɔ ʎɥdoɹʇ ʞɔnɟ ƃɐqǝɥɔnop lǝǝɥʇıɥs ssɐʇıɥs ɹǝsou -uʍoɹq ɹǝssıʞssɐ ɹǝddɐlsʇunɔ ɹǝsɐǝʇ ʞɔoɔ ɹǝssılɐǝɹ ɐ ɹǝʇsnq-llɐq ɹǝʞɐǝɹq-llɐq dn-ʞɔnɟ pɐǝɥɹǝʞɔǝd uɐɟʇɐɔs uɐɯsʞɔoɔ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ǝɔɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ plo ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔoɔ ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ dn ʇı ʇǝƃ uo ʇı ʇǝƃ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ uı ʇǝƃ pıɐl ʇǝƃ ʇı uo ʇıs ʇı ɯɐɹɔ ʇı ɯɐɾ ʇı ɯɐɹ ʇı ǝʌoɥs ʇı ɟɟnʇs ʇı ʞɔıʇs noʎ uo ssıd ɟɟo ssıd ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ɯnq ɹnoʎ dn noʎ ʞɔnɟ ǝɯ ʇɐǝ ǝpɐɹʇ ɥƃnoɹ pooɟɐǝs ıɥsns ɥɔunl xoq ɹǝƃƃɐpllnq ǝızzǝl ǝʞʎplǝsǝıp ǝʞʎp ɟɟınb ʇoƃƃɐɟ ʞund uǝǝnb ɹǝǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ ɹǝʞooɥ dɯıd loodʇǝʞɔod uooɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʎʇʇnd ,uıʇooɥs uıʞɹǝɥƃ ǝɥʇ ,uıʞɹǝɾ doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃnʇ ɐ ʇı ƃuıʌıƃ ʇı ƃuıʞoɹʇs pǝǝʍ ɹnoʎ ƃuıpǝǝlq pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod ƃuop ɹnoʎ ƃuıƃƃolɟ ʇɐǝɯ ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃuıʞuɐʍ ʞɔnɟ ʇsıɟ ɟɟoʇɐǝq ɟɟollnd ɟɟoʞɔɐɥʍ ɟɟoʞɔɐɾ ɟɟoʞɹǝɾ ,uıppnd lloɹ ʎllǝɾ ɯɹoʍ ɹǝpuoʍpǝʎǝ-ǝuo ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ-ǝuo ǝʞɐus ɹǝsnoɹʇ ǝsnoɯ pǝppɐǝɥ plɐq lıɔuǝd ʞuıd ʞɐǝʇsǝqnʇ ƃuopƃuıp ǝlɔsnɯ ǝʌol ʞɔıʇs ʎoɾ ǝʌol ɟo poɹ ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ɹǝʞɔɐʍʎllɐʇ ǝlʇsıɥʍ ʇɐǝɯ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ǝıuǝǝʍ ɟǝǝq ʇɐǝɯ unƃ ǝɔǝıd ʇuıoɾ ʇooɹ ɯǝʇs qol qouʞ ǝʞɐus ʞɔıʇs ʇɟɐɥs ɹǝɯɯɐɥ poɹ looʇ ƃuoɹd ɹǝʇǝd ɹǝʞɔǝd pɹoʍs ʞɹod ʞɹod zʇnd ʞɔıɹd ʞɔnɯɥɔs zuɐʍɥɔs ƃuolɥɔs ƃuɐʍ snƃuıp ɹǝʞıuop ƃuoʇ ƃuop ʞɹop ʞɔıɹd ʞɔıp ƃunɥ-llǝʍ ʞɹǝɾ ǝlɔɹıɔ ƃuɐq ƃuɐƃ ǝdoɹƃ dnoɹƃ ʞɔnɟ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ǝlʎʇs ǝıƃƃop ǝlʎʇs ƃop spuoɔǝs ʎddols uıɐɥɔ ʎsıɐp plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sɹǝʍoɥs uǝploƃ ʇɥƃıǝ-ʎʇxıs ǝuo-ʎʇuǝʌǝs ǝuıu-ʎʇxıs ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ uo ʇıs ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ǝʌıp uo uʍop oƃ ǝlpoopɐ doɔ ɯǝʇs ɐ doɔ ǝlqqoƃ ouʞ ǝlqqoƃ ǝɔɐɟ ǝʌıƃ pɐǝɥ ǝʌıƃ ɟɟoʞɔns qoɾ ǝdıd qoɾɯnɥ qoɾ ɯıɹ qoɾ pɐǝɥ qoɾ ʍolq qoɾ ɥɔuǝɹɟ qoɾ puɐɥ puɐq uɐɯ ǝuo ʞɔnɟɥɔuǝɹɟ ʞɔnɟ ʇıʇ lǝǝɟ ɐ doɔ dɯnɥ ʎɹp ʞɔnɟ ɹǝƃuıɟ ǝʞɐɔ punod ɹǝʞɔɐdǝƃpnɟ ʎɐʍɥƃıɥ ʎǝɥsɹǝɥ pɐoɹ ʇɹıp plo ǝɥʇ dn pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝıd lʍoq ɹɐƃns uʍoɹq ǝɥʇ ǝʇıq ɹoopʞɔɐq ʞɔnɟ ʇʇnq ʞɔnɟ ssɐ ǝloɥuɹoɔ ɯɐǝɹ uʍoɹq ɹǝƃƃnq llɐqǝʎǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ǝloɥƃunq ʇɹɐɟ ʎssnd ɹǝɟǝǝnb ɟǝǝnb pǝddıɥʍ ʎssnd ʞɔnɹʇs ʇunɔ sʇnu sɹǝʌol sllɐq ǝnlq ʎpuɐɹ ʎuɹoɥ sʇnu ʇoɥ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ pɹɐɥ ssıd ɟɟıʇs ɹǝuoq uo-ǝuoq uo-poɹ uo-pɹɐɥ uı sɹǝʇuıɐd ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ʎuod uoʇʇoɔǝɥʇ ƃuıpıɹ ƃɐlɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎlɟ ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo ƃɐɹ ʇʇnɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇɐoqǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ʎssnd ƃuıddɐus dɯɐlɔ ʎɹɹǝɥɔ ʇılɔ uoʇʇnq ʇǝʞɔnɯ uıʞɹǝɯ ǝloɥ ʎɹolƃ ɹǝƃooq ʎǝlooʍ ǝıd ɹıɐɥ ɥsnq oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ɹǝƃɹnqɹnɟ ɯɐlɔpǝpɹɐǝq ɟɟnɯ ʎssnd lıɐʇ ɹǝʌɐǝq ɹǝddɐus qoq ɯınb ɥɔʇɐus ʇıls ɥɔʇɐɥ ǝloɥ ɥɔuıƃ ɥsɐls ʇɐʍʇ ɥɔʇou ɥsɐƃ ʞɔɐɹɔ ɥɔooɔ zooɔ ʇunɔ ƃuɐʇuood ǝıʞoou lıɐʇ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɯɐǝɹɔ & sɐuɐuɐq ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝıʞooɔ ɹnoʎ dod ǝǝuıʇɐɯ ɹǝuoou ǝıʞɔınb ıɯɐlɐs ǝɥʇ ǝpıɥ ʞɔıʍ ɹnoʎ dıp ʇno ʇnd dn-ʞɔouʞ ɟ uıɯɐʇıʌ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ʇɐǝɯ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ɟǝǝq ɯɐɥʍ ɹǝʇʇɐq ǝʞod ƃuɐq ʇnɔ dɯnɥ ʍold ɥsnd ǝlppıp ʎɐl ʍǝɹɔs oplıp ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ʇǝʞsɐƃ ɹǝqqnɹ ƃɐqɯnɔs ʇɐoɔuıɐɹ ʇǝǝlƃ dɐlɔ ɥdʎs ǝsop sqɐɹɔ ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd sʞɔɐɹʇɹǝʞɔǝd ǝɔınɾ pɐʍ ɯɐǝɹɔ ʇooɥs ɯnɔ ɯsıɾ ƃɐqllɐq sǝuoʇs sʞɔoɹ slǝʍǝɾ suoıuo sʇnu sllɐq sǝʎǝ uʍoɹq suoollɐq sƃunl sqouʞ sɹǝʞɔouʞ sɯoozɐq sƃnɾ sʇıʇ sʞǝǝɥɔ dɯnɹ sunq ɯnq sǝɥʞoʇ ʎǝuıɥ ʎʇooq pɐol ɐ ƃuıddoɹp ǝlqɐɔ ǝɯos ƃuıʎɐl ǝsǝǝɥɔ ƃunɯ ʞɐǝl ǝlppıd ssıd ʎɹɹǝqǝlƃuıp ʇıɥs pɹnʇ dɐɹɔ pnɹɔ pɹɐʇsɐq uɯɐpoƃ pɹoʍs ʞɹod

Bradley Pitt
Is full of shit
sǝuoɾoɔ ʇıdʞɔoɔ ʞɔoɔ ɥɔʇnlɔ qnlɔ ʇɟǝlɔ sɹǝƃuɐlɔ ɐɥɔoɥɔ ɹǝddoʇs-ʞuıɥɔ ɹǝʇʇǝƃ-plıɥɔ uǝʞɔıɥɔ sʇnuʇsǝɥɔ sǝıɹɹǝɥɔ sǝılɹɐɥɔ ɹoop ɹɐllǝɔ uɹǝʌɐɔ ɟoǝʌɐɔ ʇɐǝɯ s,ʇɐɔ ʇoɹɹɐɔ dɯnʇs lɐuɹɐɔ ɹǝploɥ ǝlpuɐɔ ǝlpuɐɔ lɐuɐɔ ɥɔʇɐdǝƃɐqqɐɔ ɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝloɥ-uoʇʇnq ǝloɥ uoʇʇnq ʎɥsnq ɹǝʇɐǝq ɥsnq ʎuunq ɹǝlʞɔıʇɯnq ǝʎǝ s,llnq ɯɐpɐɯ uʍoɹq ʞɔıʇsɯooɹq xoq sooq-ooq ǝuoq ʇǝsolɔ s,pɹɐǝqǝnlq lloɹʇɐǝɯ uıǝʌ ǝnlq ǝpɐlq ssǝq ʞɔɐlq s,pɹıq pɹıq uɐıɟɟnɹ ʎllǝq ǝɔuɐɹʇuǝ ʎllǝq ɹǝʇsnq ʎllǝq sllıd s,ɯɐɥɔǝǝq ǝƃɐsnɐs poolq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝssoʇ uɐǝq ʇǝuoʎɐq lǝǝ qnʇɥʇɐq ʇɐq sɹǝƃuɐq ɐuɐuɐq ʎǝuolɐq sʞɔollɐq pɐǝɥ ǝlʇʇıl ɹǝlʇnq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq ɹǝʞɐɯ-ʎqɐq sǝlddɐ ǝʌol ɟo ɹɐʇlɐ ǝʌɐɔ s,ɯɐpɐ poɹ s,uoɹɐɐ ǝsɹɐʇıɥs ǝsɹɐ ɹnoʎ dn ǝaaǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐoq ǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ ǝsɹɐɹnoʎ dn iii0x ɹnoʎ dn oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ǝpɐɹʇ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ɹǝqqnɹ ɥƃnoɹ pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod qoɾ ǝdıd ʞuıd lıɔuǝd ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ ǝuo ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝʌıp ɟɟnɯ ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ɹǝxxlx ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇı ɯɐɾ uoıʇɔǝɾuı uʍɐds llǝɥ qoɾpuɐɥ ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ɯɐlɔ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝʎǝ ɟǝǝqɟǝǝq doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝʇsnq llɐq ɹǝʇsuoɯʇous ǝʇʎpolƃoɹds ǝʇʇǝlǝɯo ƃƃǝ u, ɯɹǝds ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ʇıɥs ʇınɹɟssnd ɹǝuıɯ ǝsou sɹǝɥɔunɹɔǝlddıu ǝɹoɥʍɹǝpuıʞ uʍɐds llǝɥ ƃoɹdsuǝploƃ ɹǝʇsuoɯɹoolɟ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ɹǝɥɔʇɐɔ ʇɹɐɟ ƃuılʇɹɐɟ ɹǝpuıɹƃqɯnɹɔ ɹǝɥɔunɹɔqɯnɹɔ ʇınɹɟɥɔʇoɹɔ ʇǝʞɔıɹɔɥɔʇoɹɔ pɹɐzıl qıɹɔ ɐllızʇɐɹq ɹǝʇɐǝ-ɹǝƃooq ɹǝʇıqǝlʞuɐ uoıʇɐʇsǝɟuı ɯɹǝds ƃuıʞlɐʍ ƃuıddoɹp ʇunɔ ɟɐolɥsǝlɟ ʇǝƃƃnu ʇunɔ ʎɥdoɹʇ ʞɔnɟ ƃɐqǝɥɔnop lǝǝɥʇıɥs ssɐʇıɥs ɹǝsou -uʍoɹq ɹǝssıʞssɐ ɹǝddɐlsʇunɔ ɹǝsɐǝʇ ʞɔoɔ ɹǝssılɐǝɹ ɐ ɹǝʇsnq-llɐq ɹǝʞɐǝɹq-llɐq dn-ʞɔnɟ pɐǝɥɹǝʞɔǝd uɐɟʇɐɔs uɐɯsʞɔoɔ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ǝɔɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ plo ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔoɔ ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ dn ʇı ʇǝƃ uo ʇı ʇǝƃ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ uı ʇǝƃ pıɐl ʇǝƃ ʇı uo ʇıs ʇı ɯɐɹɔ ʇı ɯɐɾ ʇı ɯɐɹ ʇı ǝʌoɥs ʇı ɟɟnʇs ʇı ʞɔıʇs noʎ uo ssıd ɟɟo ssıd ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ɯnq ɹnoʎ dn noʎ ʞɔnɟ ǝɯ ʇɐǝ ǝpɐɹʇ ɥƃnoɹ pooɟɐǝs ıɥsns ɥɔunl xoq ɹǝƃƃɐpllnq ǝızzǝl ǝʞʎplǝsǝıp ǝʞʎp ɟɟınb ʇoƃƃɐɟ ʞund uǝǝnb ɹǝǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ ɹǝʞooɥ dɯıd loodʇǝʞɔod uooɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʎʇʇnd ,uıʇooɥs uıʞɹǝɥƃ ǝɥʇ ,uıʞɹǝɾ doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃnʇ ɐ ʇı ƃuıʌıƃ ʇı ƃuıʞoɹʇs pǝǝʍ ɹnoʎ ƃuıpǝǝlq pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod ƃuop ɹnoʎ ƃuıƃƃolɟ ʇɐǝɯ ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃuıʞuɐʍ ʞɔnɟ ʇsıɟ ɟɟoʇɐǝq ɟɟollnd ɟɟoʞɔɐɥʍ ɟɟoʞɔɐɾ ɟɟoʞɹǝɾ ,uıppnd lloɹ ʎllǝɾ ɯɹoʍ ɹǝpuoʍpǝʎǝ-ǝuo ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ-ǝuo ǝʞɐus ɹǝsnoɹʇ ǝsnoɯ pǝppɐǝɥ plɐq lıɔuǝd ʞuıd ʞɐǝʇsǝqnʇ ƃuopƃuıp ǝlɔsnɯ ǝʌol ʞɔıʇs ʎoɾ ǝʌol ɟo poɹ ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ɹǝʞɔɐʍʎllɐʇ ǝlʇsıɥʍ ʇɐǝɯ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ǝıuǝǝʍ ɟǝǝq ʇɐǝɯ unƃ ǝɔǝıd ʇuıoɾ ʇooɹ ɯǝʇs qol qouʞ ǝʞɐus ʞɔıʇs ʇɟɐɥs ɹǝɯɯɐɥ poɹ looʇ ƃuoɹd ɹǝʇǝd ɹǝʞɔǝd pɹoʍs ʞɹod ʞɹod zʇnd ʞɔıɹd ʞɔnɯɥɔs zuɐʍɥɔs ƃuolɥɔs ƃuɐʍ snƃuıp ɹǝʞıuop ƃuoʇ ƃuop ʞɹop ʞɔıɹd ʞɔıp ƃunɥ-llǝʍ ʞɹǝɾ ǝlɔɹıɔ ƃuɐq ƃuɐƃ ǝdoɹƃ dnoɹƃ ʞɔnɟ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ǝlʎʇs ǝıƃƃop ǝlʎʇs ƃop spuoɔǝs ʎddols uıɐɥɔ ʎsıɐp plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sɹǝʍoɥs uǝploƃ ʇɥƃıǝ-ʎʇxıs ǝuo-ʎʇuǝʌǝs ǝuıu-ʎʇxıs ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ uo ʇıs ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ǝʌıp uo uʍop oƃ ǝlpoopɐ doɔ ɯǝʇs ɐ doɔ ǝlqqoƃ ouʞ ǝlqqoƃ ǝɔɐɟ ǝʌıƃ pɐǝɥ ǝʌıƃ ɟɟoʞɔns qoɾ ǝdıd qoɾɯnɥ qoɾ ɯıɹ qoɾ pɐǝɥ qoɾ ʍolq qoɾ ɥɔuǝɹɟ qoɾ puɐɥ puɐq uɐɯ ǝuo ʞɔnɟɥɔuǝɹɟ ʞɔnɟ ʇıʇ lǝǝɟ ɐ doɔ dɯnɥ ʎɹp ʞɔnɟ ɹǝƃuıɟ ǝʞɐɔ punod ɹǝʞɔɐdǝƃpnɟ ʎɐʍɥƃıɥ ʎǝɥsɹǝɥ pɐoɹ ʇɹıp plo ǝɥʇ dn pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝıd lʍoq ɹɐƃns uʍoɹq ǝɥʇ ǝʇıq ɹoopʞɔɐq ʞɔnɟ ʇʇnq ʞɔnɟ ssɐ ǝloɥuɹoɔ ɯɐǝɹ uʍoɹq ɹǝƃƃnq llɐqǝʎǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ǝloɥƃunq ʇɹɐɟ ʎssnd ɹǝɟǝǝnb ɟǝǝnb pǝddıɥʍ ʎssnd ʞɔnɹʇs ʇunɔ sʇnu sɹǝʌol sllɐq ǝnlq ʎpuɐɹ ʎuɹoɥ sʇnu ʇoɥ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ pɹɐɥ ssıd ɟɟıʇs ɹǝuoq uo-ǝuoq uo-poɹ uo-pɹɐɥ uı sɹǝʇuıɐd ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ʎuod uoʇʇoɔǝɥʇ ƃuıpıɹ ƃɐlɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎlɟ ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo ƃɐɹ ʇʇnɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇɐoqǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ʎssnd ƃuıddɐus dɯɐlɔ ʎɹɹǝɥɔ ʇılɔ uoʇʇnq ʇǝʞɔnɯ uıʞɹǝɯ ǝloɥ ʎɹolƃ ɹǝƃooq ʎǝlooʍ ǝıd ɹıɐɥ ɥsnq oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ɹǝƃɹnqɹnɟ ɯɐlɔpǝpɹɐǝq ɟɟnɯ ʎssnd lıɐʇ ɹǝʌɐǝq ɹǝddɐus qoq ɯınb ɥɔʇɐus ʇıls ɥɔʇɐɥ ǝloɥ ɥɔuıƃ ɥsɐls ʇɐʍʇ ɥɔʇou ɥsɐƃ ʞɔɐɹɔ ɥɔooɔ zooɔ ʇunɔ ƃuɐʇuood ǝıʞoou lıɐʇ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɯɐǝɹɔ & sɐuɐuɐq ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝıʞooɔ ɹnoʎ dod ǝǝuıʇɐɯ ɹǝuoou ǝıʞɔınb ıɯɐlɐs ǝɥʇ ǝpıɥ ʞɔıʍ ɹnoʎ dıp ʇno ʇnd dn-ʞɔouʞ ɟ uıɯɐʇıʌ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ʇɐǝɯ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ɟǝǝq ɯɐɥʍ ɹǝʇʇɐq ǝʞod ƃuɐq ʇnɔ dɯnɥ ʍold ɥsnd ǝlppıp ʎɐl ʍǝɹɔs oplıp ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ʇǝʞsɐƃ ɹǝqqnɹ ƃɐqɯnɔs ʇɐoɔuıɐɹ ʇǝǝlƃ dɐlɔ ɥdʎs ǝsop sqɐɹɔ ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd sʞɔɐɹʇɹǝʞɔǝd ǝɔınɾ pɐʍ ɯɐǝɹɔ ʇooɥs ɯnɔ ɯsıɾ ƃɐqllɐq sǝuoʇs sʞɔoɹ slǝʍǝɾ suoıuo sʇnu sllɐq sǝʎǝ uʍoɹq suoollɐq sƃunl sqouʞ sɹǝʞɔouʞ sɯoozɐq sƃnɾ sʇıʇ sʞǝǝɥɔ dɯnɹ sunq ɯnq sǝɥʞoʇ ʎǝuıɥ ʎʇooq pɐol ɐ ƃuıddoɹp ǝlqɐɔ ǝɯos ƃuıʎɐl ǝsǝǝɥɔ ƃunɯ ʞɐǝl ǝlppıd ssıd ʎɹɹǝqǝlƃuıp ʇıɥs pɹnʇ dɐɹɔ pnɹɔ pɹɐʇsɐq uɯɐpoƃ pɹoʍs ʞɹod

I love Brad’s Chanel ad, he is hot and sexy, but he would be even hotter without beard. I wish they would shave the beard for the ad though.

7 mill for THAT?
Bradley Pitt
Is full of shit
sǝuoɾoɔ ʇıdʞɔoɔ ʞɔoɔ ɥɔʇnlɔ qnlɔ ʇɟǝlɔ sɹǝƃuɐlɔ ɐɥɔoɥɔ ɹǝddoʇs-ʞuıɥɔ ɹǝʇʇǝƃ-plıɥɔ uǝʞɔıɥɔ sʇnuʇsǝɥɔ sǝıɹɹǝɥɔ sǝılɹɐɥɔ ɹoop ɹɐllǝɔ uɹǝʌɐɔ ɟoǝʌɐɔ ʇɐǝɯ s,ʇɐɔ ʇoɹɹɐɔ dɯnʇs lɐuɹɐɔ ɹǝploɥ ǝlpuɐɔ ǝlpuɐɔ lɐuɐɔ ɥɔʇɐdǝƃɐqqɐɔ ɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝloɥ-uoʇʇnq ǝloɥ uoʇʇnq ʎɥsnq ɹǝʇɐǝq ɥsnq ʎuunq ɹǝlʞɔıʇɯnq ǝʎǝ s,llnq ɯɐpɐɯ uʍoɹq ʞɔıʇsɯooɹq xoq sooq-ooq ǝuoq ʇǝsolɔ s,pɹɐǝqǝnlq lloɹʇɐǝɯ uıǝʌ ǝnlq ǝpɐlq ssǝq ʞɔɐlq s,pɹıq pɹıq uɐıɟɟnɹ ʎllǝq ǝɔuɐɹʇuǝ ʎllǝq ɹǝʇsnq ʎllǝq sllıd s,ɯɐɥɔǝǝq ǝƃɐsnɐs poolq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝssoʇ uɐǝq ʇǝuoʎɐq lǝǝ qnʇɥʇɐq ʇɐq sɹǝƃuɐq ɐuɐuɐq ʎǝuolɐq sʞɔollɐq pɐǝɥ ǝlʇʇıl ɹǝlʇnq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq ɹǝʞɐɯ-ʎqɐq sǝlddɐ ǝʌol ɟo ɹɐʇlɐ ǝʌɐɔ s,ɯɐpɐ poɹ s,uoɹɐɐ ǝsɹɐʇıɥs ǝsɹɐ ɹnoʎ dn ǝaaǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐoq ǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ ǝsɹɐɹnoʎ dn iii0x ɹnoʎ dn oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ǝpɐɹʇ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ɹǝqqnɹ ɥƃnoɹ pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod qoɾ ǝdıd ʞuıd lıɔuǝd ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ ǝuo ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝʌıp ɟɟnɯ ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ɹǝxxlx ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇı ɯɐɾ uoıʇɔǝɾuı uʍɐds llǝɥ qoɾpuɐɥ ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ɯɐlɔ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝʎǝ ɟǝǝqɟǝǝq doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝʇsnq llɐq ɹǝʇsuoɯʇous ǝʇʎpolƃoɹds ǝʇʇǝlǝɯo ƃƃǝ u, ɯɹǝds ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ʇıɥs ʇınɹɟssnd ɹǝuıɯ ǝsou sɹǝɥɔunɹɔǝlddıu ǝɹoɥʍɹǝpuıʞ uʍɐds llǝɥ ƃoɹdsuǝploƃ ɹǝʇsuoɯɹoolɟ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ɹǝɥɔʇɐɔ ʇɹɐɟ ƃuılʇɹɐɟ ɹǝpuıɹƃqɯnɹɔ ɹǝɥɔunɹɔqɯnɹɔ ʇınɹɟɥɔʇoɹɔ ʇǝʞɔıɹɔɥɔʇoɹɔ pɹɐzıl qıɹɔ ɐllızʇɐɹq ɹǝʇɐǝ-ɹǝƃooq ɹǝʇıqǝlʞuɐ uoıʇɐʇsǝɟuı ɯɹǝds ƃuıʞlɐʍ ƃuıddoɹp ʇunɔ ɟɐolɥsǝlɟ ʇǝƃƃnu ʇunɔ ʎɥdoɹʇ ʞɔnɟ ƃɐqǝɥɔnop lǝǝɥʇıɥs ssɐʇıɥs ɹǝsou -uʍoɹq ɹǝssıʞssɐ ɹǝddɐlsʇunɔ ɹǝsɐǝʇ ʞɔoɔ ɹǝssılɐǝɹ ɐ ɹǝʇsnq-llɐq ɹǝʞɐǝɹq-llɐq dn-ʞɔnɟ pɐǝɥɹǝʞɔǝd uɐɟʇɐɔs uɐɯsʞɔoɔ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ǝɔɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ plo ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔoɔ ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ dn ʇı ʇǝƃ uo ʇı ʇǝƃ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ uı ʇǝƃ pıɐl ʇǝƃ ʇı uo ʇıs ʇı ɯɐɹɔ ʇı ɯɐɾ ʇı ɯɐɹ ʇı ǝʌoɥs ʇı ɟɟnʇs ʇı ʞɔıʇs noʎ uo ssıd ɟɟo ssıd ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ɯnq ɹnoʎ dn noʎ ʞɔnɟ ǝɯ ʇɐǝ ǝpɐɹʇ ɥƃnoɹ pooɟɐǝs ıɥsns ɥɔunl xoq ɹǝƃƃɐpllnq ǝızzǝl ǝʞʎplǝsǝıp ǝʞʎp ɟɟınb ʇoƃƃɐɟ ʞund uǝǝnb ɹǝǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ ɹǝʞooɥ dɯıd loodʇǝʞɔod uooɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʎʇʇnd ,uıʇooɥs uıʞɹǝɥƃ ǝɥʇ ,uıʞɹǝɾ doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃnʇ ɐ ʇı ƃuıʌıƃ ʇı ƃuıʞoɹʇs pǝǝʍ ɹnoʎ ƃuıpǝǝlq pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod ƃuop ɹnoʎ ƃuıƃƃolɟ ʇɐǝɯ ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃuıʞuɐʍ ʞɔnɟ ʇsıɟ ɟɟoʇɐǝq ɟɟollnd ɟɟoʞɔɐɥʍ ɟɟoʞɔɐɾ ɟɟoʞɹǝɾ ,uıppnd lloɹ ʎllǝɾ ɯɹoʍ ɹǝpuoʍpǝʎǝ-ǝuo ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ-ǝuo ǝʞɐus ɹǝsnoɹʇ ǝsnoɯ pǝppɐǝɥ plɐq lıɔuǝd ʞuıd ʞɐǝʇsǝqnʇ ƃuopƃuıp ǝlɔsnɯ ǝʌol ʞɔıʇs ʎoɾ ǝʌol ɟo poɹ ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ɹǝʞɔɐʍʎllɐʇ ǝlʇsıɥʍ ʇɐǝɯ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ǝıuǝǝʍ ɟǝǝq ʇɐǝɯ unƃ ǝɔǝıd ʇuıoɾ ʇooɹ ɯǝʇs qol qouʞ ǝʞɐus ʞɔıʇs ʇɟɐɥs ɹǝɯɯɐɥ poɹ looʇ ƃuoɹd ɹǝʇǝd ɹǝʞɔǝd pɹoʍs ʞɹod ʞɹod zʇnd ʞɔıɹd ʞɔnɯɥɔs zuɐʍɥɔs ƃuolɥɔs ƃuɐʍ snƃuıp ɹǝʞıuop ƃuoʇ ƃuop ʞɹop ʞɔıɹd ʞɔıp ƃunɥ-llǝʍ ʞɹǝɾ ǝlɔɹıɔ ƃuɐq ƃuɐƃ ǝdoɹƃ dnoɹƃ ʞɔnɟ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ǝlʎʇs ǝıƃƃop ǝlʎʇs ƃop spuoɔǝs ʎddols uıɐɥɔ ʎsıɐp plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sɹǝʍoɥs uǝploƃ ʇɥƃıǝ-ʎʇxıs ǝuo-ʎʇuǝʌǝs ǝuıu-ʎʇxıs ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ uo ʇıs ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ǝʌıp uo uʍop oƃ ǝlpoopɐ doɔ ɯǝʇs ɐ doɔ ǝlqqoƃ ouʞ ǝlqqoƃ ǝɔɐɟ ǝʌıƃ pɐǝɥ ǝʌıƃ ɟɟoʞɔns qoɾ ǝdıd qoɾɯnɥ qoɾ ɯıɹ qoɾ pɐǝɥ qoɾ ʍolq qoɾ ɥɔuǝɹɟ qoɾ puɐɥ puɐq uɐɯ ǝuo ʞɔnɟɥɔuǝɹɟ ʞɔnɟ ʇıʇ lǝǝɟ ɐ doɔ dɯnɥ ʎɹp ʞɔnɟ ɹǝƃuıɟ ǝʞɐɔ punod ɹǝʞɔɐdǝƃpnɟ ʎɐʍɥƃıɥ ʎǝɥsɹǝɥ pɐoɹ ʇɹıp plo ǝɥʇ dn pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝıd lʍoq ɹɐƃns uʍoɹq ǝɥʇ ǝʇıq ɹoopʞɔɐq ʞɔnɟ ʇʇnq ʞɔnɟ ssɐ ǝloɥuɹoɔ ɯɐǝɹ uʍoɹq ɹǝƃƃnq llɐqǝʎǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ǝloɥƃunq ʇɹɐɟ ʎssnd ɹǝɟǝǝnb ɟǝǝnb pǝddıɥʍ ʎssnd ʞɔnɹʇs ʇunɔ sʇnu sɹǝʌol sllɐq ǝnlq ʎpuɐɹ ʎuɹoɥ sʇnu ʇoɥ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ pɹɐɥ ssıd ɟɟıʇs ɹǝuoq uo-ǝuoq uo-poɹ uo-pɹɐɥ uı sɹǝʇuıɐd ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ʎuod uoʇʇoɔǝɥʇ ƃuıpıɹ ƃɐlɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎlɟ ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo ƃɐɹ ʇʇnɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇɐoqǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ʎssnd ƃuıddɐus dɯɐlɔ ʎɹɹǝɥɔ ʇılɔ uoʇʇnq ʇǝʞɔnɯ uıʞɹǝɯ ǝloɥ ʎɹolƃ ɹǝƃooq ʎǝlooʍ ǝıd ɹıɐɥ ɥsnq oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ɹǝƃɹnqɹnɟ ɯɐlɔpǝpɹɐǝq ɟɟnɯ ʎssnd lıɐʇ ɹǝʌɐǝq ɹǝddɐus qoq ɯınb ɥɔʇɐus ʇıls ɥɔʇɐɥ ǝloɥ ɥɔuıƃ ɥsɐls ʇɐʍʇ ɥɔʇou ɥsɐƃ ʞɔɐɹɔ ɥɔooɔ zooɔ ʇunɔ ƃuɐʇuood ǝıʞoou lıɐʇ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɯɐǝɹɔ & sɐuɐuɐq ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝıʞooɔ ɹnoʎ dod ǝǝuıʇɐɯ ɹǝuoou ǝıʞɔınb ıɯɐlɐs ǝɥʇ ǝpıɥ ʞɔıʍ ɹnoʎ dıp ʇno ʇnd dn-ʞɔouʞ ɟ uıɯɐʇıʌ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ʇɐǝɯ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ɟǝǝq ɯɐɥʍ ɹǝʇʇɐq ǝʞod ƃuɐq ʇnɔ dɯnɥ ʍold ɥsnd ǝlppıp ʎɐl ʍǝɹɔs oplıp ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ʇǝʞsɐƃ ɹǝqqnɹ ƃɐqɯnɔs ʇɐoɔuıɐɹ ʇǝǝlƃ dɐlɔ ɥdʎs ǝsop sqɐɹɔ ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd sʞɔɐɹʇɹǝʞɔǝd ǝɔınɾ pɐʍ ɯɐǝɹɔ ʇooɥs ɯnɔ ɯsıɾ ƃɐqllɐq sǝuoʇs sʞɔoɹ slǝʍǝɾ suoıuo sʇnu sllɐq sǝʎǝ uʍoɹq suoollɐq sƃunl sqouʞ sɹǝʞɔouʞ sɯoozɐq sƃnɾ sʇıʇ sʞǝǝɥɔ dɯnɹ sunq ɯnq sǝɥʞoʇ ʎǝuıɥ ʎʇooq pɐol ɐ ƃuıddoɹp ǝlqɐɔ ǝɯos ƃuıʎɐl ǝsǝǝɥɔ ƃunɯ ʞɐǝl ǝlppıd ssıd ʎɹɹǝqǝlƃuıp ʇıɥs pɹnʇ dɐɹɔ pnɹɔ pɹɐʇsɐq uɯɐpoƃ pɹoʍs ʞɹod

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Bradley Pitt
Is full of shit
sǝuoɾoɔ ʇıdʞɔoɔ ʞɔoɔ ɥɔʇnlɔ qnlɔ ʇɟǝlɔ sɹǝƃuɐlɔ ɐɥɔoɥɔ ɹǝddoʇs-ʞuıɥɔ ɹǝʇʇǝƃ-plıɥɔ uǝʞɔıɥɔ sʇnuʇsǝɥɔ sǝıɹɹǝɥɔ sǝılɹɐɥɔ ɹoop ɹɐllǝɔ uɹǝʌɐɔ ɟoǝʌɐɔ ʇɐǝɯ s,ʇɐɔ ʇoɹɹɐɔ dɯnʇs lɐuɹɐɔ ɹǝploɥ ǝlpuɐɔ ǝlpuɐɔ lɐuɐɔ ɥɔʇɐdǝƃɐqqɐɔ ɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝloɥ-uoʇʇnq ǝloɥ uoʇʇnq ʎɥsnq ɹǝʇɐǝq ɥsnq ʎuunq ɹǝlʞɔıʇɯnq ǝʎǝ s,llnq ɯɐpɐɯ uʍoɹq ʞɔıʇsɯooɹq xoq sooq-ooq ǝuoq ʇǝsolɔ s,pɹɐǝqǝnlq lloɹʇɐǝɯ uıǝʌ ǝnlq ǝpɐlq ssǝq ʞɔɐlq s,pɹıq pɹıq uɐıɟɟnɹ ʎllǝq ǝɔuɐɹʇuǝ ʎllǝq ɹǝʇsnq ʎllǝq sllıd s,ɯɐɥɔǝǝq ǝƃɐsnɐs poolq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝssoʇ uɐǝq ʇǝuoʎɐq lǝǝ qnʇɥʇɐq ʇɐq sɹǝƃuɐq ɐuɐuɐq ʎǝuolɐq sʞɔollɐq pɐǝɥ ǝlʇʇıl ɹǝlʇnq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq ɹǝʞɐɯ-ʎqɐq sǝlddɐ ǝʌol ɟo ɹɐʇlɐ ǝʌɐɔ s,ɯɐpɐ poɹ s,uoɹɐɐ ǝsɹɐʇıɥs ǝsɹɐ ɹnoʎ dn ǝaaǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐoq ǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ ǝsɹɐɹnoʎ dn iii0x ɹnoʎ dn oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ǝpɐɹʇ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ɹǝqqnɹ ɥƃnoɹ pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod qoɾ ǝdıd ʞuıd lıɔuǝd ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ ǝuo ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝʌıp ɟɟnɯ ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ɹǝxxlx ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇı ɯɐɾ uoıʇɔǝɾuı uʍɐds llǝɥ qoɾpuɐɥ ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ɯɐlɔ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝʎǝ ɟǝǝqɟǝǝq doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝʇsnq llɐq ɹǝʇsuoɯʇous ǝʇʎpolƃoɹds ǝʇʇǝlǝɯo ƃƃǝ u, ɯɹǝds ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ʇıɥs ʇınɹɟssnd ɹǝuıɯ ǝsou sɹǝɥɔunɹɔǝlddıu ǝɹoɥʍɹǝpuıʞ uʍɐds llǝɥ ƃoɹdsuǝploƃ ɹǝʇsuoɯɹoolɟ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ɹǝɥɔʇɐɔ ʇɹɐɟ ƃuılʇɹɐɟ ɹǝpuıɹƃqɯnɹɔ ɹǝɥɔunɹɔqɯnɹɔ ʇınɹɟɥɔʇoɹɔ ʇǝʞɔıɹɔɥɔʇoɹɔ pɹɐzıl qıɹɔ ɐllızʇɐɹq ɹǝʇɐǝ-ɹǝƃooq ɹǝʇıqǝlʞuɐ uoıʇɐʇsǝɟuı ɯɹǝds ƃuıʞlɐʍ ƃuıddoɹp ʇunɔ ɟɐolɥsǝlɟ ʇǝƃƃnu ʇunɔ ʎɥdoɹʇ ʞɔnɟ ƃɐqǝɥɔnop lǝǝɥʇıɥs ssɐʇıɥs ɹǝsou -uʍoɹq ɹǝssıʞssɐ ɹǝddɐlsʇunɔ ɹǝsɐǝʇ ʞɔoɔ ɹǝssılɐǝɹ ɐ ɹǝʇsnq-llɐq ɹǝʞɐǝɹq-llɐq dn-ʞɔnɟ pɐǝɥɹǝʞɔǝd uɐɟʇɐɔs uɐɯsʞɔoɔ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ǝɔɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ plo ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔoɔ ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ dn ʇı ʇǝƃ uo ʇı ʇǝƃ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ uı ʇǝƃ pıɐl ʇǝƃ ʇı uo ʇıs ʇı ɯɐɹɔ ʇı ɯɐɾ ʇı ɯɐɹ ʇı ǝʌoɥs ʇı ɟɟnʇs ʇı ʞɔıʇs noʎ uo ssıd ɟɟo ssıd ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ɯnq ɹnoʎ dn noʎ ʞɔnɟ ǝɯ ʇɐǝ ǝpɐɹʇ ɥƃnoɹ pooɟɐǝs ıɥsns ɥɔunl xoq ɹǝƃƃɐpllnq ǝızzǝl ǝʞʎplǝsǝıp ǝʞʎp ɟɟınb ʇoƃƃɐɟ ʞund uǝǝnb ɹǝǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ ɹǝʞooɥ dɯıd loodʇǝʞɔod uooɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʎʇʇnd ,uıʇooɥs uıʞɹǝɥƃ ǝɥʇ ,uıʞɹǝɾ doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃnʇ ɐ ʇı ƃuıʌıƃ ʇı ƃuıʞoɹʇs pǝǝʍ ɹnoʎ ƃuıpǝǝlq pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod ƃuop ɹnoʎ ƃuıƃƃolɟ ʇɐǝɯ ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃuıʞuɐʍ ʞɔnɟ ʇsıɟ ɟɟoʇɐǝq ɟɟollnd ɟɟoʞɔɐɥʍ ɟɟoʞɔɐɾ ɟɟoʞɹǝɾ ,uıppnd lloɹ ʎllǝɾ ɯɹoʍ ɹǝpuoʍpǝʎǝ-ǝuo ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ-ǝuo ǝʞɐus ɹǝsnoɹʇ ǝsnoɯ pǝppɐǝɥ plɐq lıɔuǝd ʞuıd ʞɐǝʇsǝqnʇ ƃuopƃuıp ǝlɔsnɯ ǝʌol ʞɔıʇs ʎoɾ ǝʌol ɟo poɹ ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ɹǝʞɔɐʍʎllɐʇ ǝlʇsıɥʍ ʇɐǝɯ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ǝıuǝǝʍ ɟǝǝq ʇɐǝɯ unƃ ǝɔǝıd ʇuıoɾ ʇooɹ ɯǝʇs qol qouʞ ǝʞɐus ʞɔıʇs ʇɟɐɥs ɹǝɯɯɐɥ poɹ looʇ ƃuoɹd ɹǝʇǝd ɹǝʞɔǝd pɹoʍs ʞɹod ʞɹod zʇnd ʞɔıɹd ʞɔnɯɥɔs zuɐʍɥɔs ƃuolɥɔs ƃuɐʍ snƃuıp ɹǝʞıuop ƃuoʇ ƃuop ʞɹop ʞɔıɹd ʞɔıp ƃunɥ-llǝʍ ʞɹǝɾ ǝlɔɹıɔ ƃuɐq ƃuɐƃ ǝdoɹƃ dnoɹƃ ʞɔnɟ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ǝlʎʇs ǝıƃƃop ǝlʎʇs ƃop spuoɔǝs ʎddols uıɐɥɔ ʎsıɐp plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sɹǝʍoɥs uǝploƃ ʇɥƃıǝ-ʎʇxıs ǝuo-ʎʇuǝʌǝs ǝuıu-ʎʇxıs ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ uo ʇıs ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ǝʌıp uo uʍop oƃ ǝlpoopɐ doɔ ɯǝʇs ɐ doɔ ǝlqqoƃ ouʞ ǝlqqoƃ ǝɔɐɟ ǝʌıƃ pɐǝɥ ǝʌıƃ ɟɟoʞɔns qoɾ ǝdıd qoɾɯnɥ qoɾ ɯıɹ qoɾ pɐǝɥ qoɾ ʍolq qoɾ ɥɔuǝɹɟ qoɾ puɐɥ puɐq uɐɯ ǝuo ʞɔnɟɥɔuǝɹɟ ʞɔnɟ ʇıʇ lǝǝɟ ɐ doɔ dɯnɥ ʎɹp ʞɔnɟ ɹǝƃuıɟ ǝʞɐɔ punod ɹǝʞɔɐdǝƃpnɟ ʎɐʍɥƃıɥ ʎǝɥsɹǝɥ pɐoɹ ʇɹıp plo ǝɥʇ dn pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝıd lʍoq ɹɐƃns uʍoɹq ǝɥʇ ǝʇıq ɹoopʞɔɐq ʞɔnɟ ʇʇnq ʞɔnɟ ssɐ ǝloɥuɹoɔ ɯɐǝɹ uʍoɹq ɹǝƃƃnq llɐqǝʎǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ǝloɥƃunq ʇɹɐɟ ʎssnd ɹǝɟǝǝnb ɟǝǝnb pǝddıɥʍ ʎssnd ʞɔnɹʇs ʇunɔ sʇnu sɹǝʌol sllɐq ǝnlq ʎpuɐɹ ʎuɹoɥ sʇnu ʇoɥ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ pɹɐɥ ssıd ɟɟıʇs ɹǝuoq uo-ǝuoq uo-poɹ uo-pɹɐɥ uı sɹǝʇuıɐd ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ʎuod uoʇʇoɔǝɥʇ ƃuıpıɹ ƃɐlɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎlɟ ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo ƃɐɹ ʇʇnɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇɐoqǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ʎssnd ƃuıddɐus dɯɐlɔ ʎɹɹǝɥɔ ʇılɔ uoʇʇnq ʇǝʞɔnɯ uıʞɹǝɯ ǝloɥ ʎɹolƃ ɹǝƃooq ʎǝlooʍ ǝıd ɹıɐɥ ɥsnq oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ɹǝƃɹnqɹnɟ ɯɐlɔpǝpɹɐǝq ɟɟnɯ ʎssnd lıɐʇ ɹǝʌɐǝq ɹǝddɐus qoq ɯınb ɥɔʇɐus ʇıls ɥɔʇɐɥ ǝloɥ ɥɔuıƃ ɥsɐls ʇɐʍʇ ɥɔʇou ɥsɐƃ ʞɔɐɹɔ ɥɔooɔ zooɔ ʇunɔ ƃuɐʇuood ǝıʞoou lıɐʇ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɯɐǝɹɔ & sɐuɐuɐq ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝıʞooɔ ɹnoʎ dod ǝǝuıʇɐɯ ɹǝuoou ǝıʞɔınb ıɯɐlɐs ǝɥʇ ǝpıɥ ʞɔıʍ ɹnoʎ dıp ʇno ʇnd dn-ʞɔouʞ ɟ uıɯɐʇıʌ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ʇɐǝɯ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ɟǝǝq ɯɐɥʍ ɹǝʇʇɐq ǝʞod ƃuɐq ʇnɔ dɯnɥ ʍold ɥsnd ǝlppıp ʎɐl ʍǝɹɔs oplıp ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ʇǝʞsɐƃ ɹǝqqnɹ ƃɐqɯnɔs ʇɐoɔuıɐɹ ʇǝǝlƃ dɐlɔ ɥdʎs ǝsop sqɐɹɔ ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd sʞɔɐɹʇɹǝʞɔǝd ǝɔınɾ pɐʍ ɯɐǝɹɔ ʇooɥs ɯnɔ ɯsıɾ ƃɐqllɐq sǝuoʇs sʞɔoɹ slǝʍǝɾ suoıuo sʇnu sllɐq sǝʎǝ uʍoɹq suoollɐq sƃunl sqouʞ sɹǝʞɔouʞ sɯoozɐq sƃnɾ sʇıʇ sʞǝǝɥɔ dɯnɹ sunq ɯnq sǝɥʞoʇ ʎǝuıɥ ʎʇooq pɐol ɐ ƃuıddoɹp ǝlqɐɔ ǝɯos ƃuıʎɐl ǝsǝǝɥɔ ƃunɯ ʞɐǝl ǝlppıd ssıd ʎɹɹǝqǝlƃuıp ʇıɥs pɹnʇ dɐɹɔ pnɹɔ pɹɐʇsɐq uɯɐpoƃ pɹoʍs ʞɹod

Bloons full of shit
sǝuoɾoɔ ʇıdʞɔoɔ ʞɔoɔ ɥɔʇnlɔ qnlɔ ʇɟǝlɔ sɹǝƃuɐlɔ ɐɥɔoɥɔ ɹǝddoʇs-ʞuıɥɔ ɹǝʇʇǝƃ-plıɥɔ uǝʞɔıɥɔ sʇnuʇsǝɥɔ sǝıɹɹǝɥɔ sǝılɹɐɥɔ ɹoop ɹɐllǝɔ uɹǝʌɐɔ ɟoǝʌɐɔ ʇɐǝɯ s,ʇɐɔ ʇoɹɹɐɔ dɯnʇs lɐuɹɐɔ ɹǝploɥ ǝlpuɐɔ ǝlpuɐɔ lɐuɐɔ ɥɔʇɐdǝƃɐqqɐɔ ɹǝʞɹoʍ ǝloɥ-uoʇʇnq ǝloɥ uoʇʇnq ʎɥsnq ɹǝʇɐǝq ɥsnq ʎuunq ɹǝlʞɔıʇɯnq ǝʎǝ s,llnq ɯɐpɐɯ uʍoɹq ʞɔıʇsɯooɹq xoq sooq-ooq ǝuoq ʇǝsolɔ s,pɹɐǝqǝnlq lloɹʇɐǝɯ uıǝʌ ǝnlq ǝpɐlq ssǝq ʞɔɐlq s,pɹıq pɹıq uɐıɟɟnɹ ʎllǝq ǝɔuɐɹʇuǝ ʎllǝq ɹǝʇsnq ʎllǝq sllıd s,ɯɐɥɔǝǝq ǝƃɐsnɐs poolq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝssoʇ uɐǝq ʇǝuoʎɐq lǝǝ qnʇɥʇɐq ʇɐq sɹǝƃuɐq ɐuɐuɐq ʎǝuolɐq sʞɔollɐq pɐǝɥ ǝlʇʇıl ɹǝlʇnq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq pǝpɐǝɥ-plɐq ɹǝʞɐɯ-ʎqɐq sǝlddɐ ǝʌol ɟo ɹɐʇlɐ ǝʌɐɔ s,ɯɐpɐ poɹ s,uoɹɐɐ ǝsɹɐʇıɥs ǝsɹɐ ɹnoʎ dn ǝaaǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ʇɐoq ǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ ǝsɹɐɹnoʎ dn iii0x ɹnoʎ dn oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ǝpɐɹʇ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ɹǝqqnɹ ɥƃnoɹ pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod qoɾ ǝdıd ʞuıd lıɔuǝd ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ ǝuo ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝʌıp ɟɟnɯ ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ɹǝxxlx ɹǝɥʇoɯ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇı ɯɐɾ uoıʇɔǝɾuı uʍɐds llǝɥ qoɾpuɐɥ ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ɯɐlɔ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝʎǝ ɟǝǝqɟǝǝq doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq pǝpɹɐǝq ɹǝʇsnq llɐq ɹǝʇsuoɯʇous ǝʇʎpolƃoɹds ǝʇʇǝlǝɯo ƃƃǝ u, ɯɹǝds ʎɹoʇɔɐɟ ʇıɥs ʇınɹɟssnd ɹǝuıɯ ǝsou sɹǝɥɔunɹɔǝlddıu ǝɹoɥʍɹǝpuıʞ uʍɐds llǝɥ ƃoɹdsuǝploƃ ɹǝʇsuoɯɹoolɟ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ɹǝɥɔʇɐɔ ʇɹɐɟ ƃuılʇɹɐɟ ɹǝpuıɹƃqɯnɹɔ ɹǝɥɔunɹɔqɯnɹɔ ʇınɹɟɥɔʇoɹɔ ʇǝʞɔıɹɔɥɔʇoɹɔ pɹɐzıl qıɹɔ ɐllızʇɐɹq ɹǝʇɐǝ-ɹǝƃooq ɹǝʇıqǝlʞuɐ uoıʇɐʇsǝɟuı ɯɹǝds ƃuıʞlɐʍ ƃuıddoɹp ʇunɔ ɟɐolɥsǝlɟ ʇǝƃƃnu ʇunɔ ʎɥdoɹʇ ʞɔnɟ ƃɐqǝɥɔnop lǝǝɥʇıɥs ssɐʇıɥs ɹǝsou -uʍoɹq ɹǝssıʞssɐ ɹǝddɐlsʇunɔ ɹǝsɐǝʇ ʞɔoɔ ɹǝssılɐǝɹ ɐ ɹǝʇsnq-llɐq ɹǝʞɐǝɹq-llɐq dn-ʞɔnɟ pɐǝɥɹǝʞɔǝd uɐɟʇɐɔs uɐɯsʞɔoɔ ɹǝɟɟıus ʇɹɐɟ ǝɔɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ ʇɹɐɟ plo ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔoɔ ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ dn ʇı ʇǝƃ uo ʇı ʇǝƃ ɟɟo ʇǝƃ uı ʇǝƃ pıɐl ʇǝƃ ʇı uo ʇıs ʇı ɯɐɹɔ ʇı ɯɐɾ ʇı ɯɐɹ ʇı ǝʌoɥs ʇı ɟɟnʇs ʇı ʞɔıʇs noʎ uo ssıd ɟɟo ssıd ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ɯnq ɹnoʎ dn noʎ ʞɔnɟ ǝɯ ʇɐǝ ǝpɐɹʇ ɥƃnoɹ pooɟɐǝs ıɥsns ɥɔunl xoq ɹǝƃƃɐpllnq ǝızzǝl ǝʞʎplǝsǝıp ǝʞʎp ɟɟınb ʇoƃƃɐɟ ʞund uǝǝnb ɹǝǝnb ʞɔıɹʇ ɹǝʞooɥ dɯıd loodʇǝʞɔod uooɯ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʎʇʇnd ,uıʇooɥs uıʞɹǝɥƃ ǝɥʇ ,uıʞɹǝɾ doɥsıq ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃnʇ ɐ ʇı ƃuıʌıƃ ʇı ƃuıʞoɹʇs pǝǝʍ ɹnoʎ ƃuıpǝǝlq pnd ɹnoʎ ƃuıpunod ƃuop ɹnoʎ ƃuıƃƃolɟ ʇɐǝɯ ɹnoʎ ƃuıʇɐǝq ƃuıʞuɐʍ ʞɔnɟ ʇsıɟ ɟɟoʇɐǝq ɟɟollnd ɟɟoʞɔɐɥʍ ɟɟoʞɔɐɾ ɟɟoʞɹǝɾ ,uıppnd lloɹ ʎllǝɾ ɯɹoʍ ɹǝpuoʍpǝʎǝ-ǝuo ɹǝʇsuoɯ pǝʎǝ-ǝuo ǝʞɐus ɹǝsnoɹʇ ǝsnoɯ pǝppɐǝɥ plɐq lıɔuǝd ʞuıd ʞɐǝʇsǝqnʇ ƃuopƃuıp ǝlɔsnɯ ǝʌol ʞɔıʇs ʎoɾ ǝʌol ɟo poɹ ɯɹɐ ʇɹoɥs ƃǝl ǝlppıɯ ɹǝʞɔɐʍʎllɐʇ ǝlʇsıɥʍ ʇɐǝɯ ǝʇnlɟ uıʞs ǝıuǝǝʍ ɟǝǝq ʇɐǝɯ unƃ ǝɔǝıd ʇuıoɾ ʇooɹ ɯǝʇs qol qouʞ ǝʞɐus ʞɔıʇs ʇɟɐɥs ɹǝɯɯɐɥ poɹ looʇ ƃuoɹd ɹǝʇǝd ɹǝʞɔǝd pɹoʍs ʞɹod ʞɹod zʇnd ʞɔıɹd ʞɔnɯɥɔs zuɐʍɥɔs ƃuolɥɔs ƃuɐʍ snƃuıp ɹǝʞıuop ƃuoʇ ƃuop ʞɹop ʞɔıɹd ʞɔıp ƃunɥ-llǝʍ ʞɹǝɾ ǝlɔɹıɔ ƃuɐq ƃuɐƃ ǝdoɹƃ dnoɹƃ ʞɔnɟ ɹǝʇsnlɔ uɐıloƃuoɯ ǝlʎʇs ǝıƃƃop ǝlʎʇs ƃop spuoɔǝs ʎddols uıɐɥɔ ʎsıɐp plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ punoɹɐ sɹǝʍoɥs uǝploƃ ʇɥƃıǝ-ʎʇxıs ǝuo-ʎʇuǝʌǝs ǝuıu-ʎʇxıs ʎǝllnƃ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuılǝpoʎ ǝɔɐɟ sıɥ uo ʇıs ǝpıɹ ǝɥɔɐʇsnoɯ ǝʌıp uo uʍop oƃ ǝlpoopɐ doɔ ɯǝʇs ɐ doɔ ǝlqqoƃ ouʞ ǝlqqoƃ ǝɔɐɟ ǝʌıƃ pɐǝɥ ǝʌıƃ ɟɟoʞɔns qoɾ ǝdıd qoɾɯnɥ qoɾ ɯıɹ qoɾ pɐǝɥ qoɾ ʍolq qoɾ ɥɔuǝɹɟ qoɾ puɐɥ puɐq uɐɯ ǝuo ʞɔnɟɥɔuǝɹɟ ʞɔnɟ ʇıʇ lǝǝɟ ɐ doɔ dɯnɥ ʎɹp ʞɔnɟ ɹǝƃuıɟ ǝʞɐɔ punod ɹǝʞɔɐdǝƃpnɟ ʎɐʍɥƃıɥ ʎǝɥsɹǝɥ pɐoɹ ʇɹıp plo ǝɥʇ dn pɐoɹ pɹɐʇsnɯ ǝıd lʍoq ɹɐƃns uʍoɹq ǝɥʇ ǝʇıq ɹoopʞɔɐq ʞɔnɟ ʇʇnq ʞɔnɟ ssɐ ǝloɥuɹoɔ ɯɐǝɹ uʍoɹq ɹǝƃƃnq llɐqǝʎǝ uʍoɹq ǝlʇʇıl ǝloɥƃunq ʇɹɐɟ ʎssnd ɹǝɟǝǝnb ɟǝǝnb pǝddıɥʍ ʎssnd ʞɔnɹʇs ʇunɔ sʇnu sɹǝʌol sllɐq ǝnlq ʎpuɐɹ ʎuɹoɥ sʇnu ʇoɥ ɯɐǝɹp ʇǝʍ pɹɐɥ ssıd ɟɟıʇs ɹǝuoq uo-ǝuoq uo-poɹ uo-pɹɐɥ uı sɹǝʇuıɐd ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌɐɥ ʎuod uoʇʇoɔǝɥʇ ƃuıpıɹ ƃɐlɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıʎlɟ ƃɐɹ ǝɥʇ uo ƃɐɹ ʇʇnɯ ǝouɐɔ ǝɥʇ uı uɐɯ ʇɐoqǝɥʇ uı ʎoq ʎssnd ƃuıddɐus dɯɐlɔ ʎɹɹǝɥɔ ʇılɔ uoʇʇnq ʇǝʞɔnɯ uıʞɹǝɯ ǝloɥ ʎɹolƃ ɹǝƃooq ʎǝlooʍ ǝıd ɹıɐɥ ɥsnq oɔɐʇ ɐunʇ ɹǝƃɹnqɹnɟ ɯɐlɔpǝpɹɐǝq ɟɟnɯ ʎssnd lıɐʇ ɹǝʌɐǝq ɹǝddɐus qoq ɯınb ɥɔʇɐus ʇıls ɥɔʇɐɥ ǝloɥ ɥɔuıƃ ɥsɐls ʇɐʍʇ ɥɔʇou ɥsɐƃ ʞɔɐɹɔ ɥɔooɔ zooɔ ʇunɔ ƃuɐʇuood ǝıʞoou lıɐʇ ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɯɐǝɹɔ & sɐuɐuɐq ɟɟo sʞɔoɹ ɹnoʎ ʇǝƃ sʇnu ɹnoʎ ʇsnq sǝıʞooɔ ɹnoʎ dod ǝǝuıʇɐɯ ɹǝuoou ǝıʞɔınb ıɯɐlɐs ǝɥʇ ǝpıɥ ʞɔıʍ ɹnoʎ dıp ʇno ʇnd dn-ʞɔouʞ ɟ uıɯɐʇıʌ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ʇɐǝɯ uoıʇɔǝɾuı ɟǝǝq ɯɐɥʍ ɹǝʇʇɐq ǝʞod ƃuɐq ʇnɔ dɯnɥ ʍold ɥsnd ǝlppıp ʎɐl ʍǝɹɔs oplıp ɹǝlʞɔıʇ ɥɔuǝɹɟ ʇǝʞsɐƃ ɹǝqqnɹ ƃɐqɯnɔs ʇɐoɔuıɐɹ ʇǝǝlƃ dɐlɔ ɥdʎs ǝsop sqɐɹɔ ǝɔɐlʞɔǝu lɹɐǝd sʞɔɐɹʇɹǝʞɔǝd ǝɔınɾ pɐʍ ɯɐǝɹɔ ʇooɥs ɯnɔ ɯsıɾ ƃɐqllɐq sǝuoʇs sʞɔoɹ slǝʍǝɾ suoıuo sʇnu sllɐq sǝʎǝ uʍoɹq suoollɐq sƃunl sqouʞ sɹǝʞɔouʞ sɯoozɐq sƃnɾ sʇıʇ sʞǝǝɥɔ dɯnɹ sunq ɯnq sǝɥʞoʇ ʎǝuıɥ ʎʇooq pɐol ɐ ƃuıddoɹp ǝlqɐɔ ǝɯos ƃuıʎɐl ǝsǝǝɥɔ ƃunɯ ʞɐǝl ǝlppıd ssıd ʎɹɹǝqǝlƃuıp ʇıɥs pɹnʇ dɐɹɔ pnɹɔ pɹɐʇsɐq uɯɐpoƃ pɹoʍs ʞɹod

jared time to clean the thread ban the crazy girl once again

HAHAHAHA. My loony stalker wastes time going OT and attacking me to deflect from her idol’s latest failure.

Comparing Kidman’s views to this one? Illiterate loon, there is no accomplishment in that. Loons don’t know how statistics or demographics work in youtube or how internet access has changed over the past years.

What an embarrasment to talk out of your ass like that. Sit down loon.

@I Hope: bring it on ! may be that is all they all are screaming becasue to get. This is just too much for thier tiny blank thing they got up in there.lol

The troll has gone insane.LOL

Love The Shoes @ 10/15/2012 at 5:56 pm

Does anyone here know who Josh Morrow is? He plays Nick Newman on the American daytime soap opera Young & Restless. I bring him up to say that he and Brad make my knees weak equally and it’s because they have same body built, same walk, and fineness so off the chain I get speechless just looking at them. If i had the choice and if i had to choose, I’d just runaway and live in a cave because there’s no way i could pick.

Just got through catching up on the posts. As per usual the same 2 or 3 name changing trolls are still at work. The following is ax excerpt from my new story Fifty Shades of Stupid.
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A lone troll sits in her grandmother’s basement with only an overhead light for illumination. The sound of the clicking computer keys periodically joined the low hum of the tower fan. She was hunkered down with a 32 oz bottle of diet coke, a bowl of Cheetos and a box of antacids. It was going to be a very long night.
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For this troll, life has taken on a particular pattern. From sun up to sundown and as many hours in between that she can manage, she had become vigilant in her pursuit of disrupting the JP fan sites. She couldn’t remember when her obsession took hold, only that it fed a need within herself to gain some aspect of power and control of her life.
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Her world was reduced to the solitude of this smelly, damp, moldy basement, along with it’s rodent population, who have come to accept her as one of their own. From the shadowed corners of the large cluttered room, they peer at her, seemingly fascinated.
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The troll’s dark beady eyes flicker back and forth across the computer screen in agitation, waiting for a response to her latest post. It was a good one. She had scoured the internet until she’d found just what she wanted. Perhaps it was not original, but she knew that soon, very soon they would be upon her, calling her every sort of vile name. Her body trembled in delight and she because a.roused by the prospect of all the dirty little names that she would happily own. After all, she was a bad girl, a very bad girl.
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The Troll waited, but it was talking too long. She became anxious and started wringing her hands. They always responded, they always made her feel powerful. Always. She just needed to be patient, she told herself.
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Then, suddenly it was there, a response. The troll’s heartbeat increased and she salivated, almost foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. The hair stood up on her arms and she licked her dry cracked lips. Someone called her a b.itch, a w.hore and it made her feel warm all over. She giggled gleefully, almost maniacal, knowing that they thought it was an insult. But, for the troll, it was confirmation of who she was. It was her identity, one she had come to embrace.
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The poor wretched one read the response again and again and each time she drooled and preened. Out there she might be invisible to the world, but down here, she was queen. She felt alive here, not like that impotent shadow of herself who walked among the arrogant, the soulless rabble of polite society. She had the means of making them notice her, making them respond to her, making them as angry as the world had made her.

@Jaye:
What a sad story of someone who needs acknowledging so badly. I bet That even the red thumbs are exciting for the troll. Sadly for her, most of the time, the posts are not even read.

Brad winning @ 10/15/2012 at 6:06 pm

@Wonderbust:

Talk about knees turning weak. Gulp- HAWT!

@Wonderbust: it’s because they put the ad n the front page of YouTube and managed to piss quite a few people off. Lmao the majority didn’t even bother voting like or dislike. But hold onto the view count. Face it, Brad PItt made a joke out of himself and chanel and almost a million people are laughing at them. Hahahhaahahahhaah

do you think chanel cares more about the hits or the comments around the web making fun of them? a classic Brand is currently a joke. So you’re welcome :-)

tamsin @ 10/15/2012 at 5:42 pm
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HAHAHAHA. My loony stalker wastes time going OT and attacking me to deflect from her idol’s latest failure.
Comparing Kidman’s views to this one? Illiterate loon, there is no accomplishment in that. Loons don’t know how statistics or demographics work in youtube or how internet access has changed over the past years.
What an embarrasment to talk out of your ass like that. Sit down loon.
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Isn’t it creepy when they claim to ignore you but continue to stalk your every word? They are scary, man. Hahahhaah

Sorry troll. more people on youtube like the ad. You fail.

@tamsin
They’ve moved on from poetry to fairy tales. Evolution of a loon. I don’t know how many times I’ve contracted National Geographic.

groundcontrol @ 10/15/2012 at 6:20 pm

The ad is getting plenty of praise and I suspect will work on the target market. I wouldn’t count on any praise coming from sites that exist to snark on celebrities or take potshots at the rich and famous. They live for an opportunity like this. Anyway it isn’t their opinion that matters.
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In the meantime Brad looks really quite marvelous for a man any age let alone almost 49. It’s always in the belly – if you can stay flat and trim in the stomach then you almost always look younger than your years.
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I noticed that women of a younger generation than mine have a terrible time keeping trim – maybe it’s all the booze they drink now. But I’ve never seen so many young women so out of shape. It was just rare to see when I was younger.

I always skip ads on youtube, however can’t help but watching Chanel N0 5 ad. boy, isn’t Brad as handsome as ever?

@umm: when Brad can’t even get Lainey’s support you don’t have a leg to stand on. And Angie isn’t loaning hers out. hahahhaahahahhaah Bwhahahaha Muahahahah

I swear Lamey and Kaiser are one in the same. Kaiser claims to be American( Part Indian) but at times she uses Canadian verbiage.. It’s as though she slips up.

Some minority people don’t like the ad. who cares?

groundcontrol @ 10/15/2012 at 6:25 pm

@Joe:
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Oh.my.god. If this lamebrain isn’t addle minded enough it supports Mitt! LOL! and that uber moron hyopcrite Ryan. Priceless!!!
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Too funny. Well, now you now where that mindless rage comes from.

Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 6:26 pm

@umm the fool knows nothing about youtube, go on ANY youtube video and the number of likes and dislikes are NEVER the same as the total view count, what an idiot..for every one person that doesnt like the ad there are WAY more people that DO like it, and that is why there are more likes for the ad than dislikes..now its at 940,000 hits, go Brad!

Oh please…loons cream themselves when there’s a negative story about JA at Lainey and Celebitchy but if it’s something bad about the Brand, ignore, ignore, ignore . STFU loons.

@Wonderbust: read the comments. One comment from a brad fan on YouTube: “I would by it just because he’s in it.” Bwhahahaha yes she would by It because of her idol.

Wonderbust @ 10/15/2012 at 6:41 pm

heading out, but fyi to the spamming trolls from yesterday, weekend actuals came out for Argo it actually made 19.4mil, Moneyball made 19.5mil and it was in less theaters and you trolls declared MB a bomb because of those numbers love the hypocrisy…have a good evening everyone, 7 million dollars 30seconds , stay pressed

@wonderbust I like the way you always are the first to update us tall types of numbers.

lamey, cb, all the rest of the troll media are ALWAYS rooting against the JPs and have been for over seven years. Even when the JPs aren’t in the news, they ascribe FAKE negative stories to the JPs in HOPE that the JPs will fail, personally or professionally or both. When they are HAVE to report positive JP news, there is always snark or a paid fat tick mention- it’s very predictable. Of course, they never correct or apologize for all the lies. Some of this misplaced anger is from jealousy, but a lot of it comes from the fact that the JPs have no PR. This fact makes the media & other PR types VERY angry. If the JPs can be this successful and beloved WITHOUT PR, it might make other stars consider dropping their own PR. As we’ve noted, the media, especially the entertainment media, is mostly devoid of journalism- they get a majority of their stories delivered to them by PR types, and it makes their work very nice & easy. However, all of this nastiness from the trolls has been one big GIANT fail. Living well is the best revenge- the JPs are more blissed out, successful, and driving the trolls to be crazier than ever- just by living their lives- LOVE IT.

OT
does Gerry Butler’s new girlfriend look like Angelina?

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 7:23 pm

lamey, cb, all the rest of the troll media are ALWAYS rooting against the JPs and have been for over seven years. Even when the JPs aren’t in the news, they ascribe FAKE negative stories to the JPs in HOPE that the JPs will fail, personally or professionally or both. When they are HAVE to report positive JP news, there is always snark or a paid fat tick mention- it’s very predictable. Of course, they never correct or apologize for all the lies.
@no PR: I agree with this. Which is why I wonder why fans read lainey or cb expecting someone nice to be written about the JP.

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 7:24 pm

@huh: To tell the truth I did do a double take.

wow so many comments! i like the commercial

rooftops and tutus @ 10/15/2012 at 7:32 pm

Angie hasn’t drug the kids into a toystore in a little while. I guess when she does her camera guy will be there. I remember when she was in another country and had them on a rooftop dressed in tutus. Classic Crazy.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 7:42 pm

LMAO at that photo at the top of the page of Bloatler with his Poor Man’s Angelina Jolie Knockoff. I thought that chick was still doing Adrien Brody? Man…what a come down for Bloatler. From Brad Pitt’s (and a thousand other guys’) cast-off to Adrien Brody’s cast-offs. There truly is no shame to Bloatler’s game. If that Allen Hughes flick that Bloatler and Brody are attached to ever gets made that’s gonna be one hostile set. LOL! Oh wait…what am I thinking…Bloatler will have dumped her by then…

Brad Pitt + Chanel = Perfection.

Brad Pitt @ 10/15/2012 at 7:55 pm

Hey, I have 6 kids to support.,plus renovations on my French mansion.
Times are tuff haters.

Photoshop much?

@groundcontrol:

Oh, you ignorant loon, keep drinking the kool-aid, sugar! In just a few short weeks, you will need more than just kool-aid, because your man will be gone!! Adi-friggin-os!

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And one more thing precious, I thought you didn’t read the “trolls” comments, as you are always stating. Ha! Busted yourself…

wow Brad has 1.2 million hits on youtube in just 24 hours, can someone please tell me why is ticky on handjobs show tonight, WTF is she promoting, her engagement? did yall also notice that no one in the media reported TMZ’s story about ticky getting that man fired, very interesting

Too funny. Thank goodness for for skinny Jeans McGreedy
tackie_jackie
Just saw Brad Pitt commercial for Chanel No. 5. Whoa, long story short, if I was Jennifer Aniston, I’d be mutilating my genitalia right now. · 1 minute ago

More film to come
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CHANEL ‏@CHANEL

It’s not a journey… every journey ends. The #ChanelN5 story continues on October 17th, 12.01am Paris time pic.twitter.com/fwCQiiVa

http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/new-pics-of-brad-pitt-doing-business-in-america-in-killing-them-softly-20121015

In case you haven’t been able to tell by the pretty excellent posters for “Killing Them Softly,” the film is as much about America and the price of doing business as it is about the “plot” (such as it is) about a high stakes poker game that gets jacked by two hapless would be criminals. There is a pretty pointed and sneering tenor to the picture that doesn’t flinch from its politics, which expresses the belief that the trickle down theory is leaving everyone on the bottom with nothing.

Some new pics have emerged for the Brad Pitt-starring flick, and they give us another look at the characters you’ll meet in the movie.

We probably don’t have to tell you the cast is great as is the film, which we called in Cannes “one of the best movies of the year” that “pulses and burns in a way few films ever do.”

I think.. @ 10/15/2012 at 8:17 pm

Face it guys…This man is down right sexy…Even Justin Theroux would drop Jen in a second to be with Brad

I wish I did not dislike Aniston so much but I really cannot stand her and her friendship with Handler makes me even dislike her more. I try not to blame Brad for exposiing Angie to all the hateful Aniston hens.
Angelina is such a good person and such a loving Mom and a loving person. It just makes me mad that people like Handler and Williams
feel they have the right to disrespect Angie. Brad has to keep bringing his A game and that means making Angie happy to keep me as a fan.

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the jealousy of the trollnistons…….amazingly stoopid.

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Wendy Williams is an ugly tranny and i believe her hubby cheated on her with a transvestite, Whitney Houston told her off on a radio interview awhile back and it was epic, ticky is only friends with handjob because she doesnt want handjob to make fun of her, don’t forget she approached Perez and asked him why he always makes fun of her, she also had her PR write Perez a letter a few years ago saying to stop being mean to her, she also said that when Kimberly Stewart(a big time z-lister) called her homely, it ruined her night(can you imagine Angelina Jolie saying Paris Hilton or Snookie made her insecure), now Kim has a beautiful daughter with an Oscar winner and ticky is still childless

I am just thrilled to see the man in clothes that fit and are pressed! Amazing what a stylist can do! Also, the blow-out for the hair works wonders… Maybe Pittiful should hire this person on a full time basis.

@megatit:

@Truth:

Hypocrites. They can dish it but they can take it, especially right now that the ad has been UNIVERSALLY PANNED.

It seems loons got tired of no one paying attention to their sexually explicit fanfiction about Heroina and Pothead and now want to go mainstream by writing children stories, something about trolls. What other magical creatures are in there? A talking praying mantis named Angie, perhaps?

groundcontrol @ 10/15/2012 at 8:44 pm

@Joe:
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LOL! I guess the moronic rethuglican can’t figure out that it takes a certain number of votes before a post is removed. Sort of like what will happen to Romney and that psycho Ryan come election day when they can’t steal enough votes.
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You wonder how these braindead trolls hold down jobs? Maybe they got life handed to them on a silver platter like the Messrs Romney and Ryan? Now we seee why they lie about and try to denigrate people who try to bring help to those in need.
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I love this ad. It really does seem to sail over the heads of some people.

@JP Fan:

Whew, loon take a breath! Periods ( . ) , sugar…. WTH are trying to say?

tweet @ 10/15/2012 at 8:08 pm

Thumb up Thumb down +13

More film to come
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CHANEL ‏@CHANEL

It’s not a journey… every journey ends. The #ChanelN5 story continues on October 17th, 12.01am Paris time pic.twitter.com/fwCQiiVa
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I can’t wait for the second film. swoon

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 8:52 pm

# 500 Jaye @ 10/15/2012 at 5:58 pm
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Tampon: I know she ain’t talkin’ about me. I don’t even like Cheetos. She must mean Whammy…
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MegaShite: I know she ain’t talkin’ about me. My Grammy doesn’t even have a basement! She must mean Whammy…
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Whammy: I know she ain’t talkin’ about me. My Grams has a restraining order against me so I can’t go near her basement anymore, I can’t afford Cheetos or antacids and my eyes are green! She must mean MegaShite…
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Deej/Bet/Ellie/Carry: Frogs no me. Can too see a booty next! JJ ban Jaye mean trolls hate!

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 8:52 pm

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US says Ticky cried when speaking about Squiggy. Damn I don’t know if this is low self esteem or she is still playing the victim card. I am going with victim card since her career since Friends has been that role.

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 8:53 pm

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US mag says Ticky cried when speaking about Squiggy. Damn I don’t know if this is low self esteem or she is still playing the victim card. I am going with victim card since her career since Friends has been that role.

Spamming hens have been working overtime. Whining all over the Internet about a commercial. Too funny. Good thing hen has that dumbwater ad to admire. “W, whine, my life as a tabloid victim. Whine whine, I am not pregnant(just faking again), whine whine I could have played A mighty Heart, whine whine about my Rachel hair. Whine, whine”

@Joe:

Suck it up honey! 27 hours and over 13M hits just on Chanel site.ROTFLMAO!


There you are – CHANEL N°5

The new CHANEL N°5 film. Starring Brad Pitt. n5.chanel.com … chanel … N5 “brad pitt” brad pitt CHANEL
1 day ago | 1,309,062 views

by CHANEL

biitch please you know you read it and because everything I said is all true you tell me to add periods to deflect. Any celeb that says a z-lister calling one homely ruined their night is insecure as hell and this is why she is now good friends with a person who made fun of her in the past. Wendy Williams is bitter because her husband cheated on her with a transvestite.

@fyi12:

Lmao, loon! 13 million hits? No precious, that would be 1.3 million!!! Good gawd, the loons can’t form a sentence and now, they have proven they can’t effing read either!!! It just keeps getting better and better…

@Jaye: Post # 500

The poor wretched one read the response again and again and each time she drooled and preened. Out there she might be invisible to the world, but down here, she was queen. She felt alive here, not like that impotent shadow of herself who walked among the arrogant, the soulless rabble of polite society. She had the means of making them notice her, making them respond to her, making them as angry as the world had made her.
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Jaye,

Thanks!! That was really interesting and probably so true to light .
I could have kept reading but you summed it up so perfectly and BUSTED the likes of the regular offenders here on the JP threads very quickly..

How pitiful to think all it requires is a nasty reply or as the above poster said at this point even a red thumbs down is good enough. B/c really, who bothers to waste their time with the red downs when being on the computer is all about moving along at a quick pace. Jaye you really pegged the angry lonely trolls.

Excellent read!

Why do Maniston hens feel the need to pretend to male? Tamsin and Joe. seriously even blind people can see you are female. lmao

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 9:08 pm

# 534 I think.. @ 10/15/2012 at 8:17 pm
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Uh…I thought that was why Squigs was marrying Ticky? So when he divorces her he can ask for half of her Brad shrine in the settlement. No? Hmmm…my bad…

UGH computer issues all day. Couldn’t post. I hope the fans tune out Jenny poo and don’t give Horseface and her show any hits. Just SAY NO.
well over and out..

@Joe:

Aww poor baby got confused because I forgot a freaking ‘period’ BUT, poor baby forgot to mention I also posted the actual YT numbers. It really must suck to be a JP hater—they always lose! since they are all LOSERS!

tish @ 10/15/2012 at 9:04 pm
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Thanks. I could probably write a full length story about Trolls, but I’d have to get into their heads too much. Might scare myself.

Lincoln Younes ‏@lincolnyounes1
Even Brad Pitt’s ads are boss… the man can do no wrong..

M ‏@MichaelGrayson_
“When the man comes around…” Killing Them Softly was excellent, looking back i loved it.

So is Brad fucking Unkle Ku</bnty Karl?

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 9:23 pm

ROTFLMAO at US Lies Weekly. Huvsy’s had them on speed dial for the last week. This time it’s because Ticky is conveniently the first guest on Handjob’s show on her new set and got “teary-eyed” about Squigs prompting Handjob to declare them the “greatest couple ever”. They’re laying it on a little thick, aren’t they? A talk show appearance with nothing to promote but her “great guy” who stabbed his ex-girlfriend in the heart by cheating on her with Ticky. Hardcore pimping at Chateau Fameho. Ring flashing photo op in Santa Fe. Extreme ring-hiding measures in Boston while announcing her own product endorsement gig. All in the space of 7 short days and all conveniently timed to coincide with Brad’s Chanel campaign roll-out. I’m actually getting embarrassed for her. So much for not caring what Brad’s doing these days or trying to “keep up” with the Jolie-Pitts. With this much obvious stalkery begging for Brad and Angie to notice she’s still on the planet I’m sort of hoping that she’s not still seeing a shrink. If she is, I hope the shrink is professional enough NOT to laugh in her face when she comes in for her next session and feigns innocence…

Kunty Karl @ 10/15/2012 at 9:26 pm

I only let Bradders blow me.

The paid hen is reversing the thumb down again. Too funny. This site is a laugh a minute.

media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:35 pm

DLISTED:

Homeless Brad Pitt Chanel ad

If you have a classic woman’s fragrance – one that brings to mind style, sophistication and polish – and you want to put a fresh perspective on it, you should go down to the bus station, pick the sexiest one of the passed out drunks, put him immediately on camera and don’t hand him a script. Because that’s what Chanel No. 5 did in their latest ad campaign. Okay, that’s not really a homeless person, it’s Brad Pitt looking like he smells like a homeless person. Coco’s grave just spun to the surface.

Brad is the first male spokesmodel for Chanel No. 5. Great choice, because when I look at him up there, I get an immediate urge to spray lots of perfume. Even more amazing than the image though, is the pure poetry spewing forth from Brad’s please-Chapstick-me-***** lips.

“It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No.5. Inevitable.”

I’ll have to wait till I get home and get really stoned to understand any of that, but I’m sure it’s deep. Michael K summed up the entire vibe perfectly: “I hope in honor of Brad being their new face, they come out with a bong version of the bottle.”

@Passing Through:
Aniston is the most annoying celeb,i really dislike her fame who*ring ass she gets away with so much, as for that c-u-n-t handler she is a hypocrite
she attacked angie so horse face aniston with her newly bought lips looking like shi* can be on her show,karma will get these losers

You know you are desperate when you bring over dlist bs. Bad enough the dlist hens have camped here.

@fyi12:

Let it go, loon! Now you are back stroking, and it really is not becoming. Just admit it, you effed up with your “so called” dig at me! Honey, there is a whole lot of difference in 13 million and 1.3 million, and it has nothing to do with a damn period…

Media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:38 pm

TIME: Brad Pitt’s ‘Inevitable’ Chanel No. 5 Ad Is Also Nonsensical

it’s hard to figure out what Pitt is saying. His vaguely existential monologue (“Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns but we turn with it.”) sounds like it could plausibly have been discarded narration from the trailer for Terrence Malick’s Tree of Life. That comparison was also noted by BuzzFeed’s Copyranter, who said it looked like the actor was “performing a screen test” for a Malick film. “Inevitable,” Pitt says in the ad’s kicker.

The ad, of course, is already garnering attention for being nonsensical. And while Pitt’s appearance has been described as “smoldering,” it’s also taking itself seriously to the point of parody. It reminds of the time that Pitt posed for a luxurious W magazine cover shoot this past February, seeming to be lost in thought–and comically holding a box of Nabisco saltine crackers.

HUFFINGTON POST:

In the commercial just released, Pitt, who reportedly nabbed $7 million for the gig, looks more like he wandered out of a dive bar in Brooklyn than the chiseled stud we saw years ago. “The world turns and we turn with it,” he muses in black and white, “but wherever I go; there you are.”

If you think it’s all a little cheesy, well, you’re in good company. “TRY NOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU WATCH THIS!” howls one commenter on the YouTube version. “Bad hair, bad style, wtf?? do i see a goatee??? Horrible taste… and btw, why use an [American] to sell a French product?” writes another.

But LOL-worthy lines aside, Brad’s good looks are still working their magic on at least one charmed lady. Writes one commenter:

“The things he says makes no sense whatsoever. But his eyes. OMG.”

get real,you mean stupid tabloid trash blogs the same ones that hail fat ticks stupid dumb water ad,geez the ad is a hit.sometimes is better to STFU if you have nothing to write

Media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:39 pm

GAWKER:

This Brad Pitt Commercial for Brad Pitt Will Make You So Uncomfortable

If you didn’t know it was a commercial for Chanel No. 5, you might think it was just a PSA alerting you of Brad Pitt, or perhaps a tourism commercial in the form of a love letter to the universe, designed to lure travelers from alternate universes (a universe where the French Revolution never occurred, a universe where you wore glasses instead of contacts today, a helliverse where Brad ended up with Jen) to ours.

Here is the text of Brad’s speech (for accuracy, imagine 40 second pauses every fourth word):

It’s not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on. The world turns and we turn with it. Plans disappear. Dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No. 5. Inevitable.

Which moment of the commercial makes you feel the most uncomfortable? Is it the way his eyes dart up, down, and all-around, as he contemplates aloud the Earth’s axial rotation, then suddenly swings back to stare right into the camera lens? Is it the way he pronounces “my luck” as “my luckqh”? Is it the very beginning, when he gravels, “It’s not a journey” and your eyes reflexively roll back into your head because you can already tell this is going to be that kind of thing? Or is it this commercial for the commercial when he demands to know if you’re going somewhere and where you’re going?

Damn Brad is pure hotness! I am getting my man this cologne for Xmas! Lots of xxxxx gonna make my man smile all the way.

I just admitted that I’m trying to voting PT up but it’s not working. Who’s doing the reversing? My proxies aren’t working. Passing Through help me!!! :(

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 9:43 pm

Poops disappear
Shits take over

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 9:44 pm

The world poops
And we poop with it

I am a paid loon and Brangelina needs me here to help them keep a positive view on their Brand.

God bless the JPs! (I’m contractually obligated to say it)

There will be more ads on the 17 th awesome

Media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:45 pm

HOLLYWOOD.COM

Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 Ad Is Embarrassingly Awful

-Brad Pitt’s new commercial for your grandmother’s favorite perfume, Chanel No. 5, involves — except there’s no music, shirtlessness, or punchline. Oh, and it is not a parody because it is a real, actual thing that someone thinks will get your grandmother to buy more perfume.

-”The world turns and we turn with it,” Pitt tells us, reciting the ad’s copy or the world’s worst poetry as written by a lovesick tween, like Manny from Modern Family.

-Mr. Pitt also can’t seem to figure out where to look for his cue cards. His eyes dart all around the set like a hummingbird on a Red Bull bender. If I had to read this script, I’d have a hard time looking you in the eyes, too.

-The kicker: Pitt doesn’t even look that hot. With his long hair, goatee, and loose-hanging shirt that is open just so far, it looks like he went to the Fabio School of Poise, Modeling, Romance Posing, and Bartending Arts. Remember when our big celebrities would cash in on Japanese commercials so they could make big money and not embarrass themselves in their home country?

Love the JoliePitts @ 10/15/2012 at 9:45 pm

@Jaye:
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#500
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OMG!!!!
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Jaye, you have painted the clearest picture ever of why we should never talk to a troll.
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Never respond to it by name and never repeat anything the liar says and then comment on it. Do not give it a personality. It is insane.
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Only thumb it down.
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Ignoring the troll will make It talk to itself w/multiple posts under many different names and eventually it will disappear.
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Thank you Jaye.

You admit that you are tampering with this site. A paid hen moderator work is never done. Hmmm

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 9:46 pm

But wherever I go, there you are — My poop, my turd, my shit.
CHANEL No 5
POOP

OMG name stealing and writing rubbish,the trolls are losing it

Okay, this is woman’s perfume, pardon me. I thought it was a new man’s cologne. I am getting the perfume otherwise there will be a pissed off cook in my house! Brad….oh so hot!

@bdj:
lol jared sucks he cannot control these freaks,nite nite fans

Media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:51 pm

From Entertainment Weekly

After decades of employing actresses like Marilyn Monroe and Nicole Kidman as the face of No. 5, Chanel signed Brad Pitt as the inaugural frontman for its iconic fragrance. Last week, a series of audio clip teasers featuring Brad asking random questions to no one in particular – “Are you going somewhere? Where?” – had me scratching my head. Now that the full short film has been released, I finally have some answers… and some questions of my own.

For starters; What it is about Chanel No. 5 that makes Brad all emo and reflective? The actor launches into a monologue that’s full of so many dramatic pauses and soap-oprea stares off into the distance (did he pick up this technique during his 1987 stint on Another World?) that you’d think he was reciting poetry at an open mic night. Watch the commercial below and tell me what you think.

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 9:55 pm

Why do trolls always have to post viruses or nasty pics. Don’t click on 564. Talking about can’t take it. Go back to Dlist or CB where you came from. Jared you need a better system to stop these people from posting this sh*t.

Media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:58 pm

FROM From TheWeek

The reaction: “Brad Pitt must’ve lost a bet,” says Jacqueline Burt at The Stir. Sure, fragrance ads notoriously take themselves way too seriously, “but Pitt isn’t pretentious enough to pull off dialogue this melodramatic.” Directed by Anna Karenina’s Joe Wright, the commercial is serious to the point of parody, says Erik Hayden at TIME. But sadly, says Brian Moyland at Hollwood.com, this “embarrassingly awful” commercial is no joke. “It is a real, actual thing that someone thinks will get your grandmother to buy more perfume.” Check it out:

please jared @ 10/15/2012 at 10:00 pm

Implement a registration system so that fake fans like Clooniqua and Passing Through go away along with their many aliases. They’re the reason why other people make fun of us true fans of Brad and Angie. We don’t care about exes or tabloid lies or angry fans posting lies about other celebrities.

the media troll is the same kts reveiws troll and its the same troll who is obssesed with brad 24/7,such a crazy troll.take your meds and get a life

To be or not to be @ 10/15/2012 at 10:01 pm

Entertainment .Weekly said you’d think he was reciting poetry at an open mic night.”
What is wrong with that. I knew that some peoples dislike for this commercial has to do with our culture thinking poetry is boring and pretentious.

Skettis and Butter @ 10/15/2012 at 10:04 pm

B.O. is Bradley’s fragrance

Don’t talk about Baby Jane or incur the paid hen’s wrath. Go watch Baby Jane’s fake tears on Boozy Handjob show. Your Hairness was probably crying over the amount she paid for the massive ugly bling. McNeedy and Mcgreedy are a match in narcissistic heaven and deserve each other along with their nasty friends.

Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 10:06 pm

@ bdj @ 10/15/2012 at 9:42 pm #573

Sorry bdj, I’m too busy voting myself back up and eating this triple quarterpounder with a supersized fanta (Om nom!) to help you. I can’t do everything at once! You’re on your own. My proxies are fine btw.

Golden Showers of Peace @ 10/15/2012 at 10:06 pm

Golden Showers of Peace be upon the Jolies-Pitts now and forever.

Brad’s Chanel commercial is beautiful and romantic. I love the poetry. Beautifully done.

VIRUS ALERT @ 10/15/2012 at 10:09 pm

DON’T CLICK ON bdj STUFF.

whatever floats your boat troll. Slate PR might even give you a raise to 20cents.

Mein Gott!

This place is just like the asylum where they keep Clooniqua.

Better get out of here before they come with the meds.

Toodle Loo, Bitchez

Passing Poo @ 10/15/2012 at 10:15 pm

Time to wipe…

William Bradley& The Jolie @ 10/15/2012 at 10:16 pm

I don’t know how many may be interested, but you may want to check out the Patti Stanger article on Too Fab’s site that Jared has linked to at the bottom of this page. D@mn, I know people had been joking about the hobbit trying to track down Heidi, but this woman is saying that this was actually happening. I have no idea if she knows what she’s talking about or not, but she doesn’t appear to have any agenda. I have to say I was a little stunned by what she said about Sad Spook and the Hobbit.

The resident loons (aka self proclaimed JP fans) post over and over through different aliases, then thumb themselves up, then they go to Aniston threads, attack her fans and thumb them down. Doing that in other sites gets you banned. In here? Not so much.

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 10:23 pm

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Squiggy better get all the money he can from Ticky before he leaves her. Because she is already crying. Can you see the interview when he leaves her. He will not have the power to withstand all the arrows Angelina and Brad had to deal with.

Media Wh@re MANiston @ 10/15/2012 at 10:23 pm

@an opinion: \

That’s what trolls do when all else fail. They want us to believe the terrible lies they post about this family. When they couldn’t get through to us, they couldn’t take it. So they post nasty viruses to get us.

The only thing to make this site nice for the fans is to thumb down these name changing A hole trolls. Just skip their posts. It is sad. The JP thread has become a Dlisted site. Poor MK. Most of his posters prefer to be here than on his site.

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 10:27 pm

Patti Stanger is normally team Ticky so if she is writing something negative than she must of found something true that changed her mine.

Jen the hag @ 10/15/2012 at 10:27 pm

an opinion @ 10/15/2012 at 7:23 pm

The problem with those jealous ******* is that anything Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie they put it down as if they can make a difference to Brad and Angelina’s fame..NOT!! The reason why Brad and Angelina Jolie are famous is because they ignore whinny jealous ******* and never give them a response which made those ******* try harder bwahahhahah!!!

Aaaaahhh, Brad is speaking this moment…..

Angie's Liver Damage @ 10/15/2012 at 10:28 pm

She doesn’t have much time left
lol

no clicks for manny @ 10/15/2012 at 10:44 pm

Keep up the good work- don’t click on anything manny-related. All of the lying nasty old fat tick’s antics are failing as she desperately tries to cling to the z-list- yea!

Jen the hag @ 10/15/2012 at 10:46 pm

it’s the MO of the loonifers when they are mad that the JP fans are talking about their pretentious, brain dead FUGLY barren hag idol TICKY .. use one of the JP fans name and then post virus.. when they do that it means the JP fans are getting on their nerve bwahahhahahh!!! One of these days these loonifers will just keel over and die on the spot because of heart attack.. just because they hate reading the truth about their fugly idol ..LOL

This is hilarious @ 10/15/2012 at 10:47 pm

Media makes fun of pitt AD @ 10/15/2012 at 9:45 pm
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Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 Ad Is Embarrassingly Awful
-Brad Pitt’s new commercial for your grandmother’s favorite perfume, Chanel No. 5, involves — except there’s no music, shirtlessness, or punchline. Oh, and it is not a parody because it is a real, actual thing that someone thinks will get your grandmother to buy more perfume.
-”The world turns and we turn with it,” Pitt tells us, reciting the ad’s copy or the world’s worst poetry as written by a lovesick tween, like Manny from Modern Family.
-Mr. Pitt also can’t seem to figure out where to look for his cue cards. His eyes dart all around the set like a hummingbird on a Red Bull bender. If I had to read this script, I’d have a hard time looking you in the eyes, too.
-The kicker: Pitt doesn’t even look that hot. With his long hair, goatee, and loose-hanging shirt that is open just so far, it looks like he went to the Fabio School of Poise, Modeling, Romance Posing, and Bartending Arts. Remember when our big celebrities would cash in on Japanese commercials so they could make big money and not embarrass themselves in their home country?
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Lmao

The funniest part about it is that so many people have seen it are laughing at him. His fight club fans are shocked that he is a sellout because they never watched his Japanese commercials. Movie blogs are pointing out the fact that “this is no Shakespeare then why is his acting so bad?” I pray he be day signs on for a stage play.

Very interesting from toofab the interview with Patti S,

Toofab: So last time we spoke, Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston had started dating and you said he was a good fit for her, but he needed to court her. A year plus later and now they’re engaged.

Stanger: Well, they did break up and she gave him an ultimatum. I said If she did not stand her ground after a year she would not get a ring. She basically tossed him out while she was shooting a movie. He got wind of that and showed up with a ring.

There was a whole scene at Giorgio Baldi restaurant where they were talking about getting married. She was squirming in the chair and he didn’t cop to it so she said “I’m done.”

When she wrote the ticket “I’m done,” he came back with the ring. That’s what most women have to do today. A lot of women are spoiling their men and men are getting away with murder.

Let’s see the wedding go down right. He was living with someone for 14 years. This is not going to be such an easy thing because he was having conversations and meetings with his ex the week before. This is not 100% clean. They’re good for each other but let’s see what their actions tell us. It’s not a done deal.

Media Wh@re MANiston @ 10/15/2012 at 10:56 pm

MANiston said she is very private but couldn’t wait to get on her nasty friend handjob’s show to talk about her private simple life. I have to hand it to MANiston. She is a pro when it comes to Wh@ring herself. She uses her friends as her plattform. And that’s 1 of the many reasons I cant stand this maniputive fug.The trolls rant on and on about Angie/Brad PR stunt. MANiston is the biggest media ho.

E! News reports that Aniston wiped away tears during her chat with the Chelsea Lately host. “I just got verklempt,” the We’re the Millers star, 43, admitted.

I would cry too. Finally found a man who’s willing to marry me.

JoliePitt Fan @ 10/15/2012 at 10:57 pm

You are so lucky Angie! This man is golden. His ad was played on E, Access and Extra…I chased the shows to hear him talk, that voice is sexy. I got the LV purse because of Angie’s ad and happen to like the perfume from Brad’s ad, shoot, just call me hot, ha ha ha. I like it that Brad&Angie sell products with class, elegance and ever lasting quality. Love Brad and Angelina

Oh yeah! He is the hottest man in planet Earth! His voice is ooolala!

Brad’s ad was on E, Access, Extra and all the news channels. He has an awesome voice, very clear and sexy.

Go Figure! @ 10/15/2012 at 11:19 pm

@Media Wh@re MANiston: @613: Everybody and their mama should go and read the Patti Stanger interview where she states Jen can’t throw stones at Angie because she broke up a 14-year relationship. But “America’s Sweetheart (not) is still given a pass and nothing detrimental is ever printed about her. I must say there are more comments coming out about her true character. I say Ticky and Justin won’t get married until Brad and Angie do.

Every site is slandering Brad. No wonder passing through is not here. She’s off fighting the Internet for Brad. Lmaoooooo

STILL HOT!!!! Brad Pitt is still Sexy and Hot. Wow.

And ANGIE is still the HOTTEST woman over 35!!!!

PERFECT TOGETHER !!!!

Media Wh@re MANiston @ 10/15/2012 at 11:39 pm

@Go Figure!:

MANiston is one of those women who quietly stab your back if you dont watch out. Is the quiet one you have to watch out for. One of the many differences between her and Angie is that Angie has nothing to hide. She’s always straightforward about everything. You know where you stand. MANiston/Huvsy on the other hand manipulated the media to believe she is the America Sweetheart. She can’t do no wrong. But hehind that AS image she has gotten people fired, broken someone 14 years relationship and god knows what.

@Hehe:

Hey, slandering wouldn’t be the appropriate term. There is no defamation. It’s a fact: he looks bad, his delivery was horrendous, the ad is ****** and uninspired and now the whole world knows that he was a bad choice for Chanel. It’s now realized that he’s overpriced and overrated. The only true fans (not loons) he had (from his Fight Club days) are embarrassed and accusing him of selling out. What happened to the Zen masta, the ultra-cool, suave dude, where did he go? The media is question where his “hotness” went too.

Some loons are in hiding, true, because they know there is no way to defend him. Others are doing what they do best: denying, spinning and deflecting criticism by attacking Aniston. LOL; does that make sense?

The good part about this is that will serve to show the world the kind of mentally unstable people that support the Brand. Anyone who makes the mistake of defending this ad will be equally ridiculed and labeled a brangeloonie. The general consensus is out: it’s another flop for the Brand! :D

Can this dumb guy just go away please.

All I can say is EAT YOUR HEART OUT MANISTON! You lost a good thing. Cry me a river to Maniston who is sinking. Life was good at one time for Maniston and instead of showing signs of maturity and growth during/after her divorce, she resorts to hoodlooms like Chelsea Handler. Hatred and ugliness toward Angelina will only bring Maniston misery and continued failures. Maniston is now called “Just Jen”. Let go of Brad and Angelina and bid them happiness so that you can move on and find everlasting happiness too.

HAHA Nobody has to fight for Brad well maybe fight for more of Brad’s sexy hot gorgeous pics but that’s about it.

Love you Brad , Great job on the ad for Chanel N0 5 !!

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/marie-claire/beauty/news/article/-/15130243/brad-pitts-chanel-no-5-commercial-revealed/

But, being Brad Pitt, his female fans appear to remain in awe. “I want to smell him…inevitable!” said one.

It seems Pitt’s popularity amongst the female demographic, coupled with the ironic undertone, may make the ad one of Chanel’s most watched ever.

The troll is earning every penny. One day troll, in the distance future, someone at a big PR agency will take notice and promote you to errand girl.

Ticky forcing another guy to marry her. Well actually this is the 3rd guy right? She forced Brad per John Aniston. Brad questioned rather he wanted to get married to her. She tried to force Vince Vaughan by leaking to People magazine that he had given her an engagement ring. Now according to PS, she forced Justin to give her a ring. It seems the needy pathetic girly girl has not learn to be a woman yet.

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler to Host Golden Globes.

What a great ad, a different twist to sell women’s products! What a man Brad is! He is gorgeous, smart and effective. He can sell anything!

Everybody loves Brad a true sweetheart.

Excluding a few trolls who keep changing their names but they dont count..

Watch KTS when it comes to your theaters, Amazing film.

http://www.masslive.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2012/10/brad_pitt_the_new_face_of_icon.html

Choosing a man to serve as the face for a women’s perfume might seem like a strange business decision. Then again, this is no mere man we’re talking about. This is Brad Pitt, the man who has launched countless female dreams of fancy ever since his early screen appearances in movies like “Thelma and Louise” and stole Angelina Jolie’s heart in “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

Plus, this is advertising we’re talking about and picking a man to sell a woman’s product will surely raise a few eyebrows – and generate plenty of free publicity.

The cryptic advertisement featuring the star of “Oceans 11,” “Fight Club” and “Inglorious ********” was directed by British director Joe Wright, who’s best known for films like “Atonement” and “Pride and Prejudice.”

who goes on a cable talk show just to discuss their engagement, that’s what people like Kim Kardashian do, imagine if Angelina Jolie went on a talk show 2 months after the engagement to promote nothing but just to discuss the engagement, you know damn well their would be a different recption in the media, imagine if Angie got a family man fired, it would be all over the news, too bad Angie doesnt have a publicist..also is this deja vu didnt ticky go on Oprah and gush about Vince and John

Jaye @ 10/15/2012 at 5:58 pm +10 Page 20 Post # 500

Just got through catching up on the posts. As per usual the same 2 or 3 name changing trolls are still at work. The following is ax excerpt from my new story Fifty Shades of Stupid.
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A lone troll sits in her grandmother’s basement with only an overhead light for illumination. The sound of the clicking computer keys periodically joined the low hum of the tower fan. She was hunkered down with a 32 oz bottle of diet coke, a bowl of Cheetos and a box of antacids. It was going to be a very long night.
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For this troll, life has taken on a particular pattern. From sun up to sundown and as many hours in between that she can manage, she had become vigilant in her pursuit of disrupting the JP fan sites. She couldn’t remember when her obsession took hold, only that it fed a need within herself to gain some aspect of power and control of her life.
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Her world was reduced to the solitude of this smelly, damp, moldy basement, along with it’s rodent population, who have come to accept her as one of their own. From the shadowed corners of the large cluttered room, they peer at her, seemingly fascinated.
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The troll’s dark beady eyes flicker back and forth across the computer screen in agitation, waiting for a response to her latest post. It was a good one. She had scoured the internet until she’d found just what she wanted. Perhaps it was not original, but she knew that soon, very soon they would be upon her, calling her every sort of vile name. Her body trembled in delight and she because a.roused by the prospect of all the dirty little names that she would happily own. After all, she was a bad girl, a very bad girl.
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The Troll waited, but it was talking too long. She became anxious and started wringing her hands. They always responded, they always made her feel powerful. Always. She just needed to be patient, she told herself.
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Then, suddenly it was there, a response. The troll’s heartbeat increased and she salivated, almost foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. The hair stood up on her arms and she licked her dry cracked lips. Someone called her a b.itch, a w.hore and it made her feel warm all over. She giggled gleefully, almost maniacal, knowing that they thought it was an insult. But, for the troll, it was confirmation of who she was. It was her identity, one she had come to embrace.
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The poor wretched one read the response again and again and each time she drooled and preened. Out there she might be invisible to the world, but down here, she was queen. She felt alive here, not like that impotent shadow of herself who walked among the arrogant, the soulless rabble of polite society. She had the means of making them notice her, making them respond to her, making them as angry as the world had made her.

Jaye , possibly you left but i am so empressed with this fantabulous read with your great story and description of trolls i hope you don’t mind if i repost every now qand again.

Love It You Nailed what a pitiful troll is to a TEE.

You are a good writer Jaye..Keep Up The Great Work.

You almost had me feeling sorry for a despicable troll….SMH.
lol confused myself …

Got A Good One For U @ 10/16/2012 at 12:14 am

Did you see the story on Yahoo that Crappy Handler is dissing Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan (No fan of either)??? I guess since Aniston got her signed to Huvane and in the loop with Goopy, Witheredspoon, and etc. she is feels she’s to good now for the folks she use to wish would give her the time of day! Nasty tramp still not on top because Witheredspoon, Aniston, and Goppy careers are all in the toilet now. No real A-listers will give her the time or day.

Its a sad day when a 40-something woman goes on national tv and sheds a tear because she has a man now. Really, its pathetic. Way to go for and thanks for taking women 10 steps backwards with that message-SMDH! Glad HBivens is abroad and enjoying her life and doesn’t have to subjected to this charade.

@tamsin:
It also makes it glaringly obvious how BAD an actor is, I mean it’s only a thirty second ad! He can’t act for thirty seconds? And you’re right, loons must be posting from the special unit of the mental ward if they think there is anything appealing about him. You read the comments at People and EW everyone’s posting the same thing – that he looks like a drunkard hobo! I’m starting to think this is actually what the loons are used to Tam. Hobo dickk! *barf* :( Anyway, as usual, the loons give me heads up on all things Jennifer Aniston! So I’m gonna watch her on Chelsea with them. I look forward to their reviews afterwards ;)

According to awardsdaily, Les Misérables is now the front runner for Best Picture. Bye bye Porgie and Ben Affleck and Argo.

@a lurker:

Good for Les Miserables! We heard it was going to take #1 spot
So happy for the amazing cast.

Duh-Listed Loon @ 10/16/2012 at 1:05 am

Reposting this gem from Jaye so fans would avoid responding to tampon and her alters from duh-listed.
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Just got through catching up on the posts. As per usual the same 2 or 3 name changing trolls are still at work. The following is ax excerpt from my new story Fifty Shades of Stupid.
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A lone troll sits in her grandmother’s basement with only an overhead light for illumination. The sound of the clicking computer keys periodically joined the low hum of the tower fan. She was hunkered down with a 32 oz bottle of diet coke, a bowl of Cheetos and a box of antacids. It was going to be a very long night.
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For this troll, life has taken on a particular pattern. From sun up to sundown and as many hours in between that she can manage, she had become vigilant in her pursuit of disrupting the JP fan sites. She couldn’t remember when her obsession took hold, only that it fed a need within herself to gain some aspect of power and control of her life.
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Her world was reduced to the solitude of this smelly, damp, moldy basement, along with it’s rodent population, who have come to accept her as one of their own. From the shadowed corners of the large cluttered room, they peer at her, seemingly fascinated.
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The troll’s dark beady eyes flicker back and forth across the computer screen in agitation, waiting for a response to her latest post. It was a good one. She had scoured the internet until she’d found just what she wanted. Perhaps it was not original, but she knew that soon, very soon they would be upon her, calling her every sort of vile name. Her body trembled in delight and she because a.roused by the prospect of all the dirty little names that she would happily own. After all, she was a bad girl, a very bad girl.
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The Troll waited, but it was talking too long. She became anxious and started wringing her hands. They always responded, they always made her feel powerful. Always. She just needed to be patient, she told herself.
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Then, suddenly it was there, a response. The troll’s heartbeat increased and she salivated, almost foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog. The hair stood up on her arms and she licked her dry cracked lips. Someone called her a b.itch, a w.hore and it made her feel warm all over. She giggled gleefully, almost maniacal, knowing that they thought it was an insult. But, for the troll, it was confirmation of who she was. It was her identity, one she had come to embrace.
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The poor wretched one read the response again and again and each time she drooled and preened. Out there she might be invisible to the world, but down here, she was queen. She felt alive here, not like that impotent shadow of herself who walked among the arrogant, the soulless rabble of polite society. She had the means of making them notice her, making them respond to her, making them as angry as the world had made her.

I think Jennifer Aniston is very unattractive and has gotten chunky. She is getting to look hard and also acting like Chelsee Handler. They are both pigs… calling children names and their mother awful names. I am a big fan of Brad, his family and also love Angelina and their children. Someone need to say something to these women to leave Brad, Angelina, their children and the rest of their family alone.

@megatit:

Mega, I’m about to hit the sack but I wanted to give you a reply.

It’s interesting how nobody is blaming Joe Wright, the director. Certainly this will make him look bad and his reflects back on Chanel but Pitty is certainly the main target. Why is that? Well, for starters, when he was in LA last week he was defending the legalization of drugs, and his opening statement was “My name is Brad Pitt and I’m a drug addict”… WTF was that about? Yes we know he’s all that but he should’ve gotten his act together (no pun intended) and taken on the role of the face of Chanel, because he was paid for that.

Even if his career is in the crapper and he’s released another bomb,he should’ve at least pretended that he is at the same level as Clooney, but instead he acted like he phoned in his performance as a bored, depressed stoner who just doesn’t give a sht, and now it’s out there for the world to see.

What Pitty and his team forgot is that people look up to actors and they have to sell them a fantasy or a dream, and they thought that just being himself was good enough, when he should have tried to channel the movie star that his agent sold him as and what Chanel needed from him.

That’s one thing we can concede to the Hor of Babyloon; even when we know she’s a phony, she will stay in character when she plays “philanthropist”, “UN Special Envoy” or “mommie dearest” in her publicity tours and the reality show that is her life. As for a commercial endorsement, she will try to sell this role of unattainable star, which is what the sponsors expect from her.

Everything that Pitty has done in the last few weeks has lead to this backlash. That is why he’s the one who is being blamed for the failure of this campaign, also why the media is questioning where his looks went and why this will not go away soon.

Good nite sweetie! :)

@Kora:

Damn loon, did you need to switch aliases to spew the same inane crap that you have for the past 7 years? Who’s going to believe that? LOL, you’re so easy to see through.

Jen the hag @ 10/16/2012 at 1:39 am

Kora @ 10/16/2012 at 1:07 am

Yeh you got… TICKY IS A DIRTY PIG. .. yah know TICKY’s decision not to have a kids is a good one because she mistreated her mother and called her a desease .. this will all come back to her and if ever she got a kid of her own her kids will disown her too! No wonder she’s afraid to have one.. it will be a big bad karma for her !! She also ruin life ..like the reported she got fire and her friend and some random man on youtube and extra who said she was fired by TICKY ..what a NASTY WOMAN.. she’s like a wicked witch of the east!!

We could be getting a trailer soon.

The presentation ended on a profoundly high note with a trailer for the adaptation of Max Brooks’ zombie novel, World War Z. It begins with Brad Pitt’s character sitting in traffic with his family. They’re busy playing a game when a cop bashes on their window in a panic. Standing near the driver side window, the cop begs Pitt to stay in his vehicle and, soon thereafter, is pummeled by a bus careening out of control. An explosion erupts and a mass of people race down the city streets. Pitt and his family hop into an abandoned RV and we get a glimpse of the world in madness. Beyond an unusual pair of eyes, we don’t get a good look at World War Z’s zombies, but the measures the uninfected take to reach safety might further confirm what last year’s set footage revealed – that these zombies can run. In the trailer, gigantic hordes of people are scrambling for dear life. They’re not just pushing and shoving each other out of the way, rather climbing on top of each other and manically hanging onto a hovering helicopter. In one of the trailer’s final shots, there’s a mountain of people trying to climb over a wall that must be hundreds of wriggling bodies high. The material is dark and downright horrifying, not only showing what could happen should the undead invade on a physical level, but also reflecting the societal meltdown that would ensue, and the pure chaos we’d be left with. World War Z was certainly the crown jewel of the presentation and, based on the footage, looks to be well worth the wait. Excuse me while I pass the time until June 21, 2013 by reading the novel.

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=95936&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

@hotmess:

ROTFLMFAO

OMG!! i missed this one and thought it was hilarious really.

When you wait 8 yrs to get reengaged you should know what you are doing for sure. You don’t even hear Brad and Angie talking about their big day or their engagement ring

Lets be honest none of this redic crap is grabbing Ticky any attention b/c ppl just do not care anymore. She has worn 3 phoney engagement rings to fool her so called fans thru out the yrs ontill it came to a point where ppl now know she had to buiy( her own) THIS ring.
Geesh she has 3 others at home in the jewellry box. Joke rings i suppose, but at least they look like real diamonds.
At first ppl let her know they were disappointed in the gaudy look as well as her oversized stubbly short hands showed this oversize milky diamond type ring. was no big deal.

If she had to give skinnyboytoy an ultimatum did she ever consider he didn’t have that kind of money so he would have to ahem borrow it from her or their agent.. Boytoy didn’t want to lose out on the good life so it’s anybodies guess who paid for the not so nice engagement ring.. Nobody will ever forget boytoy
has been mooching off a women all of his life.. That’s how he lives and he is use to it. The sooner Ticky realises she has a mooch on her engagement hand lets see how long this redic ring deal will last.

Ticky didn’t nab herself a winner by walking in on Heidi and Boytoys life . Yes she was apparently a friend to both for 5 yrs .but…. Before you know it Ticky is moving in right next door to them.
BAM… HEIDI was booted to the curb…

Once again as for Ticky and BoyToy’s life ahead……K A R M A ..

It’s cruel what Ticky did to her friend Heidi but is keeping everything mum. She will deserve all the heartache she gave to Hedi when it dumps right back into her own lap.

I don’t like sneaky underhanded women and that is just what Ticky is.

@tamsin:
Spot on as usual love. Sure the director deserves blame for the embarrassment of a commercial but ultimately it fell on the “A list” Hollywood actor to use his talent to sell the product and he failed. Miserably. Sorry, but after 25 years of experience there is no excuse for this. I agree he somehow felt being himself would be enough but most women are not Heroina or these ugly loons. I’m not the biggest Clooney fan but he would have been a million times better here. So would Daniel Craig because these guys can do sophistication convincingly whether they really are or not. It’s called ACTING. What I really want to know is where was Karl Lagerfeld? I realize he’s part of the clothing division but being that he’s such a celebrity ****, he had no say on this atrocity? Someone on Celebitchy said Chupette would have done a better job, lol.

i know what i want for my Bday THIS CHRISTMAS….. sorry Angie

Sorry for the length on that post above but i get rip roaring GRRRR when it comes to Ticky’s tricky sneaky ways.

Just wanted to say i have to shut down but enjoyed all the great posts.

No matter how hard the trolls try to burst our bubble tonight it got them nowhere :)

Good Night All JP Fans…

Jen the hag @ 10/16/2012 at 1:56 am

this is spot on maniston’s career on the never ending triangle :

Jennifer Aniston: Exactly why is she a movie star?

Aniston’s biggest hit was “Marley & Me,” though it’s something of a stretch to say that she was the driving force for the film’s box-office triumph. Or as Simmons puts it: “They could have made this movie with Betty White playing Owen Wilson’s wife and it still would have made $100 million.” So why hasn’t Aniston faded into obscurity, ya know, like Matt LeBlanc and some of the other “Friends” lesser lights? Here’s a condensed version of Simmons’ theory:

“Because of the Angelina/Brad/Jennifer love triangle, which is like Brett Favre’s comeback/retirement/comeback routine multiplied by 10, but has been cruising along for twice as long. The saga evolved in various forms: the betrayal itself; the aftermath, when Aniston licked her wounds as “Brangelina” took off; her futile search for a bounce-back boyfriend; the Brangelina clan expanding; everyone feeling worse and worse for Aniston, with her finally admitting that she was still bummed out; the Brangelina clan expanding again; Aniston’s weird dalliance with the much younger John Mayer, which ended when he talked out of school about her; the Brangelina clan expanding again; Aniston approaching her 40th birthday and wanting a baby; the Brangelina clan producing twins; Aniston hitting 40 with no baby or husband; Aniston passing 40 with no baby or husband. People can’t get enough of this stuff. Aniston resonates with women like no other celebrity. No matter how wealthy or famous or good-looking she is, the nuts and bolts of Aniston’s “tragic” story could have happened to anyone: She lost her scummy husband to a seductive co-worker. Maybe it was the worst thing that ever happened to her personally, but professionally? Godsend.”

Being The Sports Guy, Simmons compares Aniston to an aging athlete (think Karl Malone or Steve Nash) who, having never won a championship ring, is desperate to finally get into the winner’s circle. In fact, he theorizes that if Aniston had remarried in 2006 to a rich Rande Gerber type and had a couple of kids, by 2010, “would anyone care about Jennifer Aniston? NO!!!!!!” Only if she made good movies, something that has so far largely eluded her. Simmons suspects that Aniston doesn’t much want to make great movies, saying “she’s happy being a likable celebrity with decent comic timing who plays herself in every movie (with only her hairstyle and co-star changing).”

I suspect this strain of career success/personal unhappiness runs deep in the Hollywood DNA. After all, there are loads of old-school showbiz starlets, dating back to the days of Lana Turner and Rita Hayworth, who had all sorts of similar man trouble, the only difference being that in those days, you married all the louses and had to endure a quickie Mexican divorce before you could regain your freedom. Who knows? Maybe Aniston will find Mr. Right tomorrow and enjoy a burst of later-in-life happiness. If having a successful marriage freed her from the shackles of being on the cover of US every other month, I bet marital bliss couldn’t come a minute too soon.

grunt clusters @ 10/16/2012 at 2:10 am

@Kora:
Oh pleeez!!!! Aniston..chunky???? You probably plop a **** and it’s chunkier than her.

WWZ News @ 10/16/2012 at 1:39 am
Finally some news about WWZ. So there is a trailer already. I can’t wait to see it.

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 2:20 am

# 593 Passing Through @ 10/15/2012 at 10:06 pm
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Wow. These trolls are mega-brazilliant! Stealing my name is SUCH a novel idea. It’s only been done a few million times before. Ya gotta love those trolls. They’re almost as inventive and surprising as their golden showered idol.

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 2:28 am

# 600 William Bradley& The Jolie @ 10/15/2012 at 10:16 pm
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Patty Stanger kinda threw Ticky under the bus didn’t she? Fortunately for Ticky she’s used to being run over by the Pacific Coast Highway Special. Brad’s backed that puppy over her a few times now and Doug Pitt just did it, too. Dang…I just realized what Ticky’s mistake with Eau de Stolen Man went wrong. She should have made that shite smell like diesel smoke…

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 2:36 am

# 634 Got A Good One For U @ 10/16/2012 at 12:14 am
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Huvsy doesn’t rep Reese Witherspoon. Her PR hoes are BWR…which is also Brad’s old PR firm where Cindy G works. Let me head the trolls off at the pass – Brad hasn’t used BWR in more than 5 years, so get back in your kennels… Reese does Handjob’s shows because she’s friends with Ticky. If she’ll take her husband and 2 kids and spend 2 hours touring Brad & Angie’s Malibu house and then have lunch with Ticky the next day then it’s hardly a stretch to think Ticky introduced her to Handjob. We can clearly see how well Putrid and Reese’s careers are NOT doing since they began that association with Handjob…

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 2:41 am

# 644 WWZ News @ 10/16/2012 at 1:39 am
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Thanks for the update. This’ll give the Duh-listed Dimwits another case of oral Ex-lax…

French blue @ 10/16/2012 at 3:27 am

Just saw Brad Chanel commercial on my big screen TV,,, here in Paris! His voice,,,and his masculine sex appeal are all so yummy to hear and see his handsome face. The whole package is just so damn sexy. He makes you stop,,, look and listen,,,it’s all so impressional and riveting,,,shhhhh Brad’s speaking!!! He’s got that something,,,can watch it over and over again.

I really hate those reporters who got the chance to interview Brad and didn’t ask him when WWZ reshoot would be starting. jeesus. .

@Jaye: #500, Pg 20. Good morning Jaye, how are you and all the great Jolie-Pitt fans. Jaye, I believed you blew your cover!, you must be in the mental health profession. Your post was brilliant. I’m sure a few other trolls were wringing their hands because they know you are unto them and they will be exposed soon. Good job!!

@love the Jolie Pitts: Good morning Love, how are you my dear? I missed you on Sunday but enjoyed reading your great comments. Also, every good things you said about me, right back at you.

Hi fans, good things come to good people. Yesterday the hens and trolls were running around trying to say negative things about Brad’s Chanel No 5 Ad campaign. Well, with their help, Brad and Chanel received about 1.5 million hits in 24 hours compared to Nicole K campaign which received about 3 million hits in 3 years. I’m guessing Brad’s campaign will sell more products for Chanel that Nicole’s did. So thanks to the trolls for spreading the word, Brad’s the man. I heard there will be another set of ads coming out tomorrow. I’m sure trolls will be out helping Brad to sell Parfumes, ect.

I just watched AH ,Handler Told Shaun Robinson she hadn’t seen the ring only a picture of it.The interview was taped last week. ANIston got engaged in August and in October her BFF still hadn’t seen it in person.I thought I read about some dinner with Handler,Aniston and others last month.I guess she ‘forget’ to wear her ring to show to her friends.

@Yoco: Hi Yoco, They are all a group of liars, that godless circle. I read somewhere CH said mr squiggly is the greatest guy ever and they make the greatest couple ever. However, every chance CH gets she tries to insult Angie. With all this greatness you’d believe the godless cycle would leave Brad and Angie alone.

This is the funniest thing I heard this week from SS camp. Good morning America is doing a tease, “what is JA saying about her engagement and is she really 3 months pregnant?”. Well Brad is doing his campaign for Chanel so let’s bring out the pregnant rumor, this woman is never going to leave Brad alone, what a sick woman. Fans go to ABC and watch the clip, it’s hasn’t come up yet.

Good Morning /Evening Ladies where ever you are based around the world Hope you all fine & well.
Especially wanted to say Hi to Passing Through, Rose, Jaye, fyi12, bdj, JP Fan, Ground Control, Wonderbust, Clinique, Tish, Dawne, love JoliePitts, NaN,Jen the hag, Women Spanish, QQQQ,Neer, Anon.
Please accept my apologies in advance if I forgot anyone love to all Jolie Pitt fans out there..You all are doing a fantastic job this site wouldn’t survive with out hard core fans like you.

My dear Rose you have been doing brilliant job I’m still trying to catch up I’ve noticed you managed to touch some nerves lol. I had been off from work last 4 weeks due to sciatica (lower back) am feeling much better know still relying upon my pain killers but physio has done some good. My colleges think I still look a bit spaced out but hey am back at work.
Part of me is glad I am back I was getting too much involved in reality TV too many house wives of Orange county wasn’t doing me any good, talking about house wives I‘ve seen Ticky has eventually managed to get a glass ring well knowing the amount of medicine bottles her boyfriend collects from dumpster diving they have eventually been melted down to an ugly look glass that is so fitting for a Dirt bag. I know my niece Barbie has a much better ring than that lol. Oh and all that snark about Angies ring lol like Passing Through tells us time and time again Ticky is a gift that keeps on giving lol.

Loved Brads Channel No5 Add oh that sexy voice if those walls behind him were made of chocolate they would have melted within second of hearing that smooth sexy voice. Like he has melted a lot of hearts around the world.

This add has hammered another nail in the Ticky’s Trolls coffins I love it when they scream at the ocean

@Phool: Hi Phool, thanks for the shout out and checking in on us whenever you get a chance. You are a great fan also and we know you have our backs. Have a great day.

@Yoco: she just wanted privacy at the first moment! she doesnt have the obligation to show to anyone!

A@Gretha: Your friend who you spend birthdays, Thanksgiving, etc with is not “anyone” Who doesn’t show their engagement ring to a close friend for months. It seems odd to me .

@Rose – I saw that this morning and just thought why in the world would this even make the news? I like GMA with Robin and George. I sincerely hope they rein back on this type of useless “news”.

Oh poor Aniston cried because someone actually wants to marry her. Please!!!!! Let’s see People said that Angie creid when Brad gave her her ring. Not to be outdone cry Jen…… I really dislike this phoney woman more and more every day Let ‘e see she has had the ring for months but waits until Brad’s commercial to come out with it. Huvane you are amazing. Hope he is getting paid well. Poor Squiggy though. He better be good and behave or his career is over.

@laab:#669, good morning laab, as you said laad it was a non story, complete waste of time.

Ps: I love SS hens saying she is so private but she was on CH show to Show her engagement ring, ” yes, I’m engaged and I’m not 3 months pregnant”. miraculously GMA got a clip of CH show to pimp on their show the next day, teasing their viewers with “is Jennifer Aniston 3 mts pregnant? As PT would say Huvane is the hardest working man in Hollywood.

@cee: She cried because she realized she ended up with a “D” lister and Brad was looking, hot, hot, hot on his Chanel No 5 Ad.

@Rose: I forgot to mention a private couple doesn’t call People magazine on a Sunday to announce an engagement. Well I have to go. HAVE a nice day JP fans.

Wow in one day Papa Pitt’s Chanel ad has had over 2 million views on You tube. Thanks to spamming rabid hens for their contribution also.

Somewhere Your hairness is crying(looking at her cloudy massive bling)and thinking “maybe I should have left the fake pregnancy bit out”. It is so 2001.

a lurker
According to awardsdaily, Les Misérables is now the front runner for Best Picture. Bye bye Porgie and Ben Affleck and Argo.
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According to Awards Daily’s Sasha Stone,
It’s Tom opportunist O’Neil’s Gold Derby predicts Les Miz’s win but Sasha does not agree with him. She wrote,

Tom O’Neil……..he’s of the mind that you can predict movies without seeing them based on subject matter, pedigree and, if any exists, buzz.

-Gold Derby
8 predicting a big win for “Les Miz”: Edward Douglas (Comingsoon),Tariq Khan (Fox News), Sean O’Connell (Hollywood News),Christopher Rosen (Huffington Post), Keith Simanton (IMDB), Alex Suskind (Moviefone), Jeff Wells (Hollywood Elsewhere) and Tom O’Neil.

5 “Argo” backers: Pete Hammond (Deadline Hollywood), Scott Feinberg (Hollywood Reporter), Paul Sheehan (Gold Derby),
Sasha Stone (Awards Daily) and Susan Wloszczyna (USA Today).

4 still behind “Silver Linings”: Thelma Adams (Yahoo), Steve Pond(The Wrap), Dave Karger and Chuck Walton (Fandango).

Loyal to “Lincoln”: Matt Atchity (RottenTomatoes), Kevin Polowy(NextMovie) and Glenn Whipp (LA Times).

Anne Thompson (Thompson on Hollywood/ Indiewire) picks “Life of Pi,” Guy Lodge (In Contention/Hitfix) opts for “The Master” andMichael Musto (Village Voice) chooses “Zero Dark Thirty.”
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Honestly, I don’t care what movie will win next year but I’m Jen (no, not that one. Mine has talent and good-heart) fan and hope her movie will win. Yes, Silver Lining Playbook !

Video: Brad Pitt Gets Philosophical to Sell Chanel No. 5 Perfume
By Teofilo Killip | Oct 15, 2012 | 12:43 pm | Permalink

http://www.complex.com/style/2012/10/video-watch-brad-pitt-sell-you-some-chanel-n5

Video: Brad Pitt Gets Philosophical to Sell Chanel No. 5 Perfume

It’s not even December yet, but soon you’ll be getting hints from your girl through post-it notes, texts, pouty faces, and carrier pigeons clueing you in on what she wants next. If you haven’t deciphered what CHANEL N°5 is, let us teach you something; it’s THE most iconic perfume in the world. Now that you know, the second reason she wants this perfume is because Brad Pitt just sold it to her by way of this commercial. Also take note that he’s the only male face to be added to this campaign. So when your lady friend asks you silly questions only girls would know the answer to, you can respond without hesitation.

http://www.neontommy.com/news/2012/10/chanel-and-brad-pitt-it-was-inevitable

Brad Pitt has been chosen as the inaugral frontman for Chanel’s No. 5 fragrance. After decades of female-oriented advertisements, there is finally one with a leading man and who better to start the trend than Brad Pitt? The video (see below) shows the actor longing for the perfume while reflecting upon life. The contrast between the black and white surroundings and the bold-hued Chanel bottle goes to show that men view it as different from the ordinary, mundane world of common fragrances.

The 48-year old actor is quoted in the video saying, “It’s not a journey. every journey ends and we go on… Wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Chanel No.5. Inevitable.”

The video was directed by Joe Wright of Pride & Prejudice and Anna Karenina fame and was shot in London earlier this year in May. Brad Pitt received $7 million to star in it and the honour of being the first male representative of Chanel No. 5

To keep a legend fresh, you always have to change its point of view. It is the first time we’ve had a man speaking about a women’s fragrance. We think very much that the perfume is a seduction between a man, a woman and the perfume. No.5 is our leading fragrance, and we are willing to make the investment to keep it on that level,” said Andrea d’Avack, president, Chanel Fragrance & Beauty, on Brad Pitt.

That’s my favorite paid troll. Always on the clock. Do you troll and remember to count your posts, don’t let ole cheapskate short change you and keep asking for that promotion. You will get out of blog patrol one day, it is “inevitable”

The man Radiates everything! Damn Hot! Will at least have his voice whispering sweet nothing to make my day- Angie’s one lucky girl!

That commersial is 7 000 000 dollar good for Pitt
For Chanel -NOT

Pitt FOREVER is connect to JA-AJ
That is funny even if all of them hate that!
Chanels COMMERSIAL IS JUST SILLY ,NOT FUNNY

Wrong troll JA, the needy one, always wants to be connected to Brad. Lets wait for the Chanel sells before to see how the commercial did. Now go buy so of JA perfume at Walmart.

Another review of the trailer.

Saved for the very end of the presentation was the first trailer for World War Z, the massive zombie apocalypse movie that’s been mired in release date shifts, reshoots, and constant rumors of friction behind the scenes. Like Pain & Gain this footage could easily be the first trailer, but it also elides plot to focus on juicy bits of action, in this case shots of zombie hordes cascading over city traffic or fortified walls, and Brad Pitt’s character being separated from his family (including The Killing star Meirelle Enos) to help fight the zombie plague. The footage opened with a tense scene of Pitt’s family trapped in traffic while an arriving zombie army brings chaos, and featured bits of scenes that gave a sense to the film’s scale– an official-looking clock counting down the names of the dead, and official-looking people in a situation room reporting how other countries are doing as poorly as America at fighting back the invasion.

Zombie purists may want to know that the zombies of World War Z are clearly the fast-moving variety, though we didn’t get a clear enough look at them to learn much else. Though Max Brooks’s novel of the same name is an oral history told through scattered vignettes from around the globe, World War Z seems to have the scale of a massive disaster film, with Pitt’s character somehow in the center of the resistance. As much as fans of the book might not welcome that change, a global-scale zombie movie sounds like the exact right way to freshen up the genre at this point, and World War Z seems to contain some terrifying set pieces to make it worth the wait. We’ll find out how it fares for ourself when World War Z opens, at last, June 21 next year.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/World-War-Z-Pain-Gain-Reveal-First-Footage-Paramount-Presentation-33586.html

Rose @ 10/16/2012 at 6:25 am
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Good Morning, rose. Ha! mental health profession indeed lol. After I wrote that I decided it wasn’t the end, so there is another part to it. Maybe I should change the title to Diaries of a Mad Troll.

@sunny: why we need to get updated this things unless it is anything got to do with jp?

@a lurker: why you guys are like this to them also? who cares! or why you care and reason?

lmao promoting a ring on CH shows very losery.lol

I said it that because as if we jealous about those people . No body cares they are in parade shamlessfuly doing things you never notice about them doing before . But who cares as long as JP get what we want for them or what they want offcourse, anybody can get whatever . Btw I dont’ really care about benno much or…

no clicks for manny @ 10/16/2012 at 11:06 am

“Private” people don’t invite Access Hollywood to their birthday party.

i see john mayer turned 35…see all his urinated ladies?? hehehe

lol she’s re.tarded !! her word! obviously,she dont understand the word “PRIVATE”

Most people stop having birthday parties around age 11 or 12. I stopped having birthday parties before I stopped trick or treating (age 12). We DID, however, get to pick a special birthday meal until we moved out- 17 or 18.

LMFAO I knew it was only a matter of time before you freaks started say JA is trying to “take the limelight way” from Brad’s craptacular Chanel Ad. There is NOTHING Jen can do that you loons won’t try and put a connection to Heroina and Brad. It’s YOU people that won’t let it go. WTF is wrong with you whack jobs? You live in a world of Jen Brad Heroina conspiracies when all any of them are doing is living their lives. That goes for Brad and Heroina, you think THEY are trying to take anything away from Jen, of course not, now I can just hear you, Brad and Heroina don’t have to take anything away from Jen they are A list bla bla bla whatever.. You people are INSANE!! LOL!! Sweet Geeezuz. seriously, when does this silliness end, will you still be prattling on about this in 5 years, 10 years? What would you do with you lives then, actually try and LIVE them god forbid!?

I am surprised the Brad No5 commercial got over 2million hits. I thought that commericial was real :D.
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Maniston and predictable things again why is that this is important to you people. It is a turn off of all turn off to me. yck!!!!!!!

bahahaha…..promoting a ring on night show.oh lord of the rings!pathetic.

Btw when we gonna see our adorable family in hollywood? I mis them. we need pics.

@anustin: pls stop that woman of anything as much as you can. Why you do that? she is annoying, predictable, lame and user.

@Whamo:

It will never end as long as Jentheho/Huvsy coattails Brad/Angie.

Deadline’s review:

I have to say, the footage that was most surprisingly impressive was Michael Bay’s Pain & Gain, but most of all the much maligned World War Z with Brad Pitt. Pain & Gain began with a bulked-up Mark Wahlberg doing situps hanging from a billboard, and then running from the cops until he gets hit by a car. Then it gets crazy from there as he and Johnson are shown so ripped and so jacked in this steroid abuse tale that the MPAA might consider testing thesps for performance enhancing drugs after this one. It looked like a crazy ride.

Then there was World War Z, with Brad Pitt and The Killing‘s Mireielle Enos sitting in traffic with their children just as a zombie apocalypse engulfs them. After The Walking Dead and so many zombie movies, it would seem next to impossible to come up with much original to the brain-eating corpse genre, but how about this: fast-moving zombies that operate like swarms of fire ants, making it possible for them to scale a wall, en masse in seconds, and overwhelm everything in their path? The film has gotten its share of scrutiny because it is fashionable to write about productions with suspected runaway budgets and struggles, and here the studio and director Marc Forster did re-shooting and added scenes. But the studio’s toppers felt certain they’ve got the goods with this one. As Grey said to me on the way out, “Brad Pitt, trying to stop a zombie apocalypse, and trying to get back to his family, what more do you want?” Knowing what else is in the Max Brooks novel on which the film is based, it looks this might be a film that proves its naysayers wrong.

http://www.deadline.com/2012/10/paramount-preview-reel-wwz-pain-gain-big-surprises/

It takes just a little to make it all about maniston page after page. I seriously think this people may be get commission from her camp. I don’t think this people are able to control by JPs…..
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Whooooooooooooooo Caarrrrrrrrrrrrrrresssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!
why we need to disscuss this whyyyy thell me why and tell me the use?????

@WWZ News: Bring it on :D I hope it will be fab trailor . It means everything …..
I am reading the thread backwards.

William Bradley& The Jolie @ 10/16/2012 at 11:51 am

The deadline story about WWZ is confusingly written. It would imply that the reshoots have already taken place. That is a possiblity, but I would think we would have heard something about that by now. Has anyone run across any information indicating that the reshoots have already taken place?

@WWZ News: that is so beautiful discription. yay. more. love bradddd

FUNNY AS HELL!! @ 10/16/2012 at 12:07 pm

Posted by: Michael K

Since Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler regularly party in Mexico together and pass out side-by-side in a puddle of barfed up tequila worms, tortilla chip crumbs and drops of the clear leather shoe polish Chelsea smears on her face to stay glowing, the former was the first guest on the latter’s revamped talk show last night. Jennifer Aniston was on there to promote Jennifer Aniston and to also remind us all that Justin Theroux, a human man who breathes oxygen and is not made out of cardboard, “gave her” a 4500-carat diamond ring that she already owned and always kept on her hard nipple **** just in case he was in the mood to propose (aka drank the roofied beer she gave him and didn’t put up a fight when she made his hand sign his name on an engagement contract).

Chelsea, who was wearing one of Tootsie’s old dresses, said something like, “So you got engaged.” Then just like she had practiced all day in front of a three-way mirror, Aniston did a 1… 2… 3… SCRUNCH FACE TO PULL THEM GLYCERIN TEARS OUT 5… 6… 7… FLASH THAT RING BY FANNING THOSE TEARS… That **** was more staged and choreographed than Paul Ryan’s soup kitchen visit.

Chelsea then told Jen that Justin is the greatest guy ever and they make the greatest couple ever. I felt like I was sitting on a plastic bench in the quad and chewing on a square slice of pizza while trying not to roll my eyeballs off, because they looked like two high school sophomores slobbering about their boyfriends.

Even though Jennifer Aniston gave the stunt queen performance of her life, I am disappointed in her. I mean, not once did she say that she was so happy she cried out a million tears of happiness and the only way she can quench her tear ducts is by downing a bottle of Smart Water. (*holds up bottle of Smart Water to her face while flashing a smile at the camera*) Actually, Jennifer Aniston’s tears probably ARE Smart Water and I bet that ring was made with Smart Water. I stand corrected. Well played, Aniston.

Moonlighting Cheeseball @ 10/16/2012 at 12:09 pm

desperation
lol

Are jps really in France?

Hi Jaye how are you ?

I forgot to ask how’s the writing going last I heard from you were on page 490 and stuck I know knowing you clever person you already must be on page 1001 lol..I’m missing a jennypoo poem I hope you get time to do One for us as you know the material is there in abundance.

crdt Brangelinaforum

Freaking Me Out: Matthew Fox on Alex Cross, World War Z and Lost
The scariest part of playing a psychopath, why we’ll see more of him in World War Z 2 than the first one, and that pesky series finale.
By Fred Topel
October 15, 2012

It takes a really tough villain to fool Alex Cross, and the reboot movie has a doozy. Matthew Fox plays Picasso, a killer who not only murders women, but wins MMA cage fights and scuba dives through secure office buildings. This interview was our first chance to catch up with Fox after “Lost,” and we also got a few tidbits about his next film, World War Z.
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Your next movie is World War Z. How did the new shooting with the new script for the third act go?

I’m not going to be a part of any of the reshoots. I guess my stuff is okay. I think that the amount of reshooting has been misrepresented. I think there’s some stuff that they’re going to do on the third act, but from what I’m hearing, and I know some people from the companies that I work with who have seen the film and says that it’s fantastic, it’s really just cleaning up the third act a bit and restructuring things a little bit. That was a really good experience as well. Marc Forster, I just can’t say enough about him and the whole cast. It was a good experience.

Do you make it to the third act, so if they don’t need you to reshoot that means it’s okay?

Actually, my role in the first one is more of a setup for 2 and 3. If the movie does really well and it does become a trilogy, then that’s where my workload will get much heavier, in the second one and the third one. The first one is really just a setup.

http://www.craveonline.com/film/interviews/197979-freaking-me-out-matthew-fox-on-alex-cross-world-war-z-and-the-end-of-lost

bdj@ 10/16/12 at 08.58am
Somewhere Your hairness is crying(looking at her cloudy massive bling)and thinking “maybe I should have left the fake pregnancy bit out”. It is so 2001
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Lol that’s what I thought , the reality is that we know she actually is crying in despair….fake ring and know a fake pregnancy when will this coat tailing end and its 2012

I wonder what ticky was doing in her engagement photo op when she was wiping TDB chin he must be drooling with all those dollar signs in his eyes and she must be wiping the skid marks that Heidi has left behind on his face.

@Phool: fu too. I wish there is a bag spray for intens like you. This is JPs thread. Talk what is topic here.

Why not you interested what is the topic is here now about JPSSSSSSSSSS there is wwztopic, there is perfume topic right now. Why you drag that woman here? what kind thing is this? How come they play the same losing game over and over. When the intens surprise me the JP fans folcks. rollyes. Am I siding with stupid , dumb people?

There is an interview of Angie with British OK magazine. Is it a new one? Some quotes sound familiar.

@huh:
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Just an FYI: Angelina doesn’t do interviews unless she’s doing them for her philanthropy/UN work or to promote a film project (occasionally she is asked to comment on a colleague she admires for a reputable piece in a legit publication being done on them).
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Any ‘interview’ that comes out irrespective of those three criteria however are either a) tabloid lies or b) regurgitated, hacked up, hodge podge of things she’s said in the previous decade – these articles aren’t so much ‘her interviews,’ as they are, pieces being done on Angelina Jolie (sometimes positive, sometimes borderline slanderous) by others. What a & b will typically have in common, are that they both are done without her consent.

Brad may get men to buy Chanel N0 5
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Daryl C. ‏@ohlookitsdaeny

I literally rolled my eyes at guys who said they wanna get Chanel No. 5 just because Brad Pitt is the new face. It’s not for men.

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 12:57 pm

# 660 Yoco @ 10/16/2012 at 6:37 am
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Handjob is like Ticky – if her lips are moving…she’s lying. Anything that comes out of her mouth about Ticky is a lie. She just didn’t want to have to answer questions about that fugly ring or have the interview be about anything other than herself.
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As for the dinner story, back in early Sept when Ticky was a break from filming We’re the Morons US Lies Weakly said she and Squigs had dinner at the Sunset Tower with Courteney and some other folks. I can’t remember if Handjob was one of the people or not. I’m guessing not because Courteney was there. Huvsy likes to leak that Courteney doesn’t hate Handjob…but you never hear about them being at the same place with Ticky at the same time, do ya? Courteney’s face may be starting to resemble a cheap plastic doll but I don’t think she’s dumb enough to get taken in my Handjob.

@Jaye: Hi Jaye, as soon as I read your Behavioral assessment I knew. The Diaries of the Mad troll, sounds perfect for a book. You should compile a list of Internet trolls stalking, Brad, Angie and their fans. I swear you could write a book and make a lot of money with your writing prowess and the info you gleaned here you could be a rich woman. I’m serious. You could do the behavioral assessment on the following: passive aggressive, superego behavior, the Regressive ones, the bipolar, manic depressive and the one with displacement personality. I’m hoping you would think about what I’m saying, you totally can do this.

I must admit now I was wrong! Brangtards. I was wrong about the level of exposure Pittstain would bring to Chanel. The chanel ad has successfully gone viral…………………… But only because the world wants to see how cheesy Brad Pitt is.

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Chanel perfume ad has gone viral for all the wrong reasons. I love it. Pittstain is being tossed and ridiculed like crazy…… And this time it’s not just me doing the laughing. It’s the world.
hahahhaahahahhaah Muahahahah muahahahhahahahahha

@carry: JL you little WANKER, why don’t you run back to the boring ticky thread, you’ve been getting ignored even when you try to play nice, but no one is buying it.
Now you’re squealing like the runt you’re, because ticky is getting exposed for the fraud she is.

tweet @ 10/16/2012 at 12:57 pm

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Brad may get men to buy Chanel N0 5
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I literally rolled my eyes at guys who said they wanna get Chanel No. 5 just because Brad Pitt is the new face. It’s not for men.
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Why can’t men buy Chanel for themselves? I think it is fine. Some men colognes smell the same as some women perfumes anyway.

@WWZ News: 200 million dollar budget……………… They better start spinning chit to gold. Bwhahahaha a zombie movie rated pg.

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 1:09 pm

Oh Geez…now Sandra Bullock is doing Handjob’s show, too? I guess Huvsy has gotten Kevin to send some of his willing clients to Handjob as well. It’s a sad day when Sandra Bullock gets nekkid with Handjob to pimp Handjob’s shitastic gagfest. NOT a typo..

@FUNNY AS HELL!!: that was truly weird. Her crying was ridiculous. I guess caa decided to push aniston out there to help promote pittstains trashed chanel ad……………….. If only they knew how **** it was gonna be. Just ask Lainey. Lainey says she never wants to see that commercial ever again. Lmao

Passing Through @ 10/16/2012 at 1:12 pm

# 662 Rose @ 10/16/2012 at 7:08 am
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Ticky’s pulled out the preggers rumor, too? Dang…the trick really is pulling out all of that stops to combat Brad’s Chanel ads. I’m guessing she and Huvsy decided to go the extra mile once they saw how fvcking hot Brad looks in that commercial…

@a lurker: the ever so trustworthy mathew Fox did he beat another lady bus driver yet?

@Susan: to the left.. You talk as if I care care for your favour. I don’t need non of yours. I jsut answer nicer when the answer is nice and when the comment is nice that is all. You are not bright . Gosh Why you blue all the time . Want to get noticed? Try to stick with the topic of JPS as much as you can. Then you will yeah.
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@passing through does that makes your heart warm when you talk about manny and less loney? boring man you are.

Bahaha, shows how useless Maniston is that I, someone who is steeped in pop culture bullshite, fortunately or not, had no idea she was on tv with cable’s trashy can-dler, and had heard nothing about it even though I was online all day and night…Muahahaha.
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No one cares hagula sisters in fug. Your 43, he’s bald and short and unknown, and your ex douchbag John Mayer is getting more press for being on the town again with sexy YOUNG Katy perry last night than you. Your ‘engagement,’ didn’t even trend. lmao.
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Oh, and what’s even funnier? Robsten, has eclipsed all celebrity news this week, with ET doing 3 part specials and online video tracking of the couple..because they chose last night to reappear all loved up together…in fact the twi kids crashed twitter. Face it ya old drag queens, no one cares who you’re paying to boink you, whether its manistons latent skinny jeaned no named bald guy ted bundeoux, or the rich hoteliers who think its a practical joke to have a cable tv boozer like trashy candler blow them under the table in their latest 3 star hotel bar before they dump her in front of the world, as usual.
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Funny stuff. So she’s on tv, not promoting her latest dud of an unfunny embarrassing rom com, but promoting her latest dud of a funny hoax engagement TO a dud…and not coincidentally, it just happens to be the same year Brad and Angie are tying the knot? Riiiiiiiiight. Yeah that’s about as spontaneous as Maniston deciding to attend the Oscars w/ le douchebag as best key grip presenter the same year Brad and Angelina get tandem best actor nods. Hahahaha. She’s such a lunatic grudge holding stalker, she’ll be a boil on Brad’s **** forever. Her mother is the lucky one, for every infraction against Maniston, she will choose a level of punishment as the opposite reaction. For instance, her own mother who loved and raised her wanted a relationship with her only daughter, so Maniston withholds that to be vengeful, brad Pitt, wanted a happy congenial split and to move on with his life with his beautiful new family, so she withholds that, by being an annoying ever present constant stalker coattailing brangie’s every move and sicc’ing her pitbull pr flack label mate Chelsea handjob on the woman he loves.
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She is verrrry creepy. I applaud Courtney cox for breaking away from that loser. Sure, shell never say she’s done that, and they’ll pretend to be still tight on occasion – but it’s obvious. I think she sees how unhealthy and unstable the woman is.

It would be so interesting if guys start buying Chanel N5 just because of Brad in the advert.

@ minus the thruth dude just get the F out here. But at least you keep to the topic moslty jps better than this people. You are dumb the problem is.

@Passing Through: combat Brad’s chanel ads? Bwhaha hahahhaahahahhaah she doesn’t have to do much for that to happen. Are you trying to black out the thousands of people ridiculing him over his chanel ad? He is labeled an embarrassment and chanel a failure.

@Passing Through: Hi PT, did you see carry going off on Phool. This girl loses it whenever anyone mention the name Ticky, but she will not leave this thread. I’ve never seen a troll like this, she wants to dictate what words can be used here. Let me signed off by saying, Ticky is also called Dirtbag, SS and Lenny. Ticky is still riding Brad’s coat tail, poor Ticky, poor Dirtbag, poor Lenny. Now what you gonna do carry/JL? :-),

@awwww: most guys are too busy laughing their ass off at Brad and chanel.

@CLINIQUA: do you have to be too. Pls you people why is that it is always easy to control your minds.
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If you spent Half of the time that you spend on analizing and studying or watching or searching about manniston, you spent in what do good to JP and talk and think etc JP things, you will HELP them in real universal law way of harmonizing them with GOOD things that should happen to them. But you are not. I don’t get it. Why why why? wh y is that? why we don’t got people like this here. Why?

Usually guys aren’t the target of female perfume, but for Brad, a lot guys are gay for him. They may really buy it.

@awwww: To their girls/wives they shoud or may be to themselves too lol

Laugh all you trolls want at Brad’s video ad, but as long as you contributed to make it go viral, then it’s a success. Ticky so wished her videos pimping dumbwater got as much attention, good or bad. I don’t know for sure but I think both time she tried to make her videos go viral, they failed to do so. Brad and Chanel #5 are ICONIC.

@Passing Through: Hi PT, Did I missed seeing Angie on TV telling everyone she is engaged, or that she is not pregnant. I must have missed it. I saw a clip of the Chelsea H show last night promoting SS on the morning shows saying how happy she is, she was crying because she got engaged. CH said she has the greatest man and they make the greatest couple, yet ole girl is crying. I heard she is very private, why was she on CH?, but why the tears? I guessing she just realized she ended up with a man on D list and Brad is all over the news looking hot, hot, hot, that would make any x wifey cries. :-),

I think Brad as Chanel N5′s face is going to do very well globally since he is an international star. People all over the world recognize Brad Pitt especially Asian market like China and Japan, Chinese people love buying luxury brand name things. I saw a video interview with karl lagerfeld, he talks about economic crisis in Europe and America, he needs thinking of new direction, he is eying on the growing Asian markets.

@Truth:
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The last time Brad was laughed at, was when he married a tv shitt-com hacktress by the name o’ Maniston, who has a penchant for showing her humongous baseball sized nips, because her face looks like Barry manilow, after his heart was broken by another hag equally dumb as maniston, but at least mildly more attractive and mildly more talented, Fishyth Paltrowich.
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Since he’s been with Angelina Jolie, no one’s been laughing, he no longer is a doughnut hole, smoking doobs on a couch and watching tootsie Aniston braid Kathy najimy’s hair.
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Brad Pitt is now da man, being a daddy, hitting home runs out of the box with every film, getting nom’d for every award there is annually, and a man who is adored by Angelina Jolie.
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If you want to hear laughter, google Ted bundeoux the poseur, and see him go from unka Terry’s water boy fluffer in alterna skinnyjeans wear, to permanently orange tanned, lacefront wig and black shoe polish wearing schmoe to appease his neurotic self conscious sugar mama. It’s hilarious. Hahahahaha – for even more chuckles, read how Huvaniston went back to her 15 yr old Rolodex, and looked up this character *she already knew*, gave him a CAA contract on the spot, and had him pretend to give her the ring she bought herself. Lmao
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Remember that Haitian painting she bought him 7-8 months ago at a charity auction for a supposed 500k? well, that little expenditure is all adding up now girls and boys. I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought that was a helluva expenditure for notorious cheapskate ‘I’m not into charity,’ Maniston. That’s just about the right amount fr the ring she CLAIMS he gave her. Hahahaha. Squiggy cashed that shite in I’m sure to obtain the ring, and they planned to do it that way from jump. We’re else is his broke azz gonna get the dough?

@Rose: Why not you join her fan clubs or better wirte to her that you a sever crash on her. May be if the yoga chick is not there anymore she ….lol
you people don’t know how annoying you r