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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: American Cinematheque Award Gala!

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux: American Cinematheque Award Gala!

Jennifer Aniston and her fiance Justin Theroux attend the 2012 American Cinematheque Award Gala held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Thursday (November 15) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The 43-year-old actress helped honor her Along Came Polly co-star Ben Stiller at the gala, who was roasted during the evening by a bunch of his celeb pals.

Ben received the gala’s big award, which is presented annually to “an extraordinary artist currently making a significant contribution to the art of the Moving Picture.”

Also pictured inside: Ben and his wife Christine Taylor, as well as Young Adult actor Patton Oswalt.

FYI: Jennifer is wearing a Valentino dress.

20+ pictures inside of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux at the gala…

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Credit: Jeff Vespa, David Livingston; Photos: Getty, Wire Image
Posted to: Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux, Patton Oswalt

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# 2

maybe it is just my monitor playing tricks on my eyes, but she kind of looks pregnant.

# 3

very beautiful Jen as always!

# 4

I love you Ben Stiller and your wife is gorgeous.
Jen and Justin look fab, so happy for them.

# 5

she looks fabulous as usual.

# 6


# 7

you all have been saying this anytime there is a new jen picture don’t you get tired of being wrong, she is not having children. dress is fugly by the way. Also looks like only dlisters came to the event so jen and her boo are in good company

# 8

I’ve never been a big Jennifer fan. She is pretty and she seems nice but she always seemed so vain and she made herself a victim. However, I am glad to see how extremely happy she looks here. She glows and It’s cool that she finally moved on.

# 9

She always wears black!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Patrick McDonald is looking very extra with his fiancee…

Does he love Jennifer?? @ 11/15/2012 at 11:45 pm

Theroux never looks at her in the eyes. Have anybody noticed? Weird way of standing next to her, posing for the cameras, but no real interaction between them. He’s never ever looking at her, nor any sign of talking, exchanging or having fun “with” her. he’s always looking elsewhere, smiling elsewhere than in her direction.

LOVE ME SOME JEN AND JUSTIN @ 11/15/2012 at 11:46 pm

you cant deny how classy they look and HOW HAPPY THEY ARE, AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Little Miss Wicked @ 11/15/2012 at 11:53 pm

@nyob: I think she looks kinda pregnant too!

Does he love Jennifer?? @ 11/15/2012 at 11:45 pm
Theroux never looks at her in the eyes. Have anybody noticed? Weird way of standing next to her, posing for the cameras, but no real interaction between them. He’s never ever looking at her, nor any sign of talking, exchanging or having fun “with” her. he’s always looking elsewhere, smiling elsewhere than in her direction.


Yeah I always noticed that too. theroux seems so conscious posing for the camera. he is more concerned to get the best shot for him, he he, he doesnt care a bit about his partner. Its weird, but it seems this is really just a business arrangement for them.

maybe because she is ugly and old. she looks like jay leno. this guy is going to steal all her money and run back to this real girlfriend

maybe if you just relax... @ 11/15/2012 at 11:58 pm

@LOVE ME SOME JEN AND JUSTIN: I think you’re in dire need to get laid… you sound like suffering from sex starvation.

Gorgeous couple. Beautiful life.

w-t-f, she looks like shes wearing a very big white sagging bra!!!

in honor of the lovely couple that everyone in America adores so much that they ran to see teir movie in Feb because they are the most popular celeb couple EVER..
1. “The Oogieloves,” (Box office: $1 million; production budget: $20 million)

2. “Cloud Atlas” (Box office: $24 million; production budget: $100 million)

3. “Dredd” (Box office: $28 million; production budget: $50 million)

4. “Big Miracle” (Box office: $25 million: production budget: $40 million)

5. “Wanderlust” (Box office: $21 million; production budget: $30 million)

pathetic. she has to resort to making her own dress now.

Wow I like her purse

Beautiful couple and they look so damn happy. awesome

As for their outfit, classy all the way.

Lovely, they both look so lovely here and I’m so excited for them. Justin eyes look striking and playful in of the pictures.

Beautiful couple. Everything about them is classy. They both have beautiful eyes. Special Jen smile amazing. Look their face everything able to move nothing stick out when they smile. Natural beauty.

What a goooorgrous couple

BackstageCreations ‏@BackstageEvents
Jennifer Aniston and justin theroux just walked in! What a goooorgrous couple. Just stunning.

Obviously it’s the same person writting all of the positive comments. Pathetic. Don’t you think you are a bit of an obsessive fangirl?

Brett Malec ‏@BrettMalec
Justin theroux is gooooood lookin! And jen aniston’s ring is huge! Lol

T @ 11/16/2012 at 12:34 am
I know, right?! I’ve been laughing so much. I didn’t want to say anything just to see how long this one psycho can keep it up. Obviously it’s some kind of OCD thing so she could do this all night long.

@T: It’s Simy Alanes, the resident crackpot – she’s on a personal mission to post the whole night away that they are dazzlingly in love… Weird, I know.

Blue eye shadow tacky has-been menopausal sandy vag pretending to still be somewhat relevant. Oh, she’s engaged to a gold digger.


Slobby lips and a huge nose. Who is this messy hair woman.



Another loon meltdown

She is happy, content, and satisfied and it shows…..boy does it show!


love you jen and justin, you guys have made the loons and haters going crazy since last year…

@Gun: Justin has a talent to kill her charm.

greasy couple with gross skin

Yes, her ring is gorgeous…..they both look very happy….

Thank you for taking the time to post those pictures of Jennifer and Justin. As a couple they are STUNNING, so goodlooking and they look very happy and natural. Jennifer is REALLY looking good at the moment, oh yeah. I love how she is low key, very casual when going about her business, no make up and then BOOM red carpet understated glamour.

I am going to have to go back and look at the pictures again. They are so unforced, they are a perfectly matched couple and the time seemed right to do the red carpet together, just kind of organic..

Not for publicity, or to try to force feed the public a “brand”, but REAL, committed love..


Chicken leg ,flat butt, gross lips and flat boos too ,WHO???


Fading Star @ 11/16/2012 at 3:48 am

Who styled her tonight…Stevie Wonder?

Fading Star @ 11/16/2012 at 3:52 am

And where is her drunk BFF Chelsea ?

Go Ask Alice @ 11/16/2012 at 4:02 am

I don’t particulary care for Jennifer Anniston or Angelina Jolie . I like Brad Pitt ‘s acting.

In fairness, Brad Pitt wanted children and Jennifer Aniston did not then and he was going to ahve to wait and still be waiting as she completes B movie after B movie.

For couples, having kids or not is a deal breaker.
Brad Pitt said this and Anniston in interviews after the Emmy win for freinds way back when.

Justin Theroux is not after Jennifer Anniston’s money.
H of tens .
he wrote some hit movies or something.
He is , has been behind the scene s kind of guy.
I was surprised to find that out .

Hopefully, they will last as a couple and Brad and Jolie will last as a couple.

golden aniston @ 11/16/2012 at 4:06 am

gorgeous couple
healthy happy h0rny

Jen and Justin are beautiful in person, awesome

What’s the point of multiple names? When it’s so obvious there’s only one crazy person who is on drugs, talking to itself. Pathetic much? Btw, ugly dress.

anonymous @ 11/16/2012 at 6:17 am

Jen and justin are soooo cute together!!! they look very happy!

anonymous @ 11/16/2012 at 6:43 am

certainly they look for each other! i dont know why jjb doest want to show that

Hi! I see that many here dont like jennifer but yet you can not wait for new news about her to come. just look att the number of comments. if you hate her dont read about her or leave a comment. it is so easy. weird people!

Wow she Jennifer looks amazing. her and Justin look so cute together.

Jen’s and Justin’s smiles makes me smile! Their laughter makes me want to know what is funny! Their happiness radiants!!!!!!!!! Beautiful, giving couple! Justjen!

she looks pregnant! if so I am happy for her!

Happy couple !!!!!!!

Nothing But Love @ 11/16/2012 at 7:57 am

They look BEAUTIFUL. Best Wishes

I love love them. I love the way walk with class . When you see them you down to earth , ,class,happiness. even when walk together i love how they do it. Justin is class.

They have a manner of class on red carpet. Just like old hollywood time.

Lovely Jennifer

@YEP: why is my comment being moderated when all i said was they are gorgeous and beautiful yet all the hate no moderation????? that is the reason i don’t come on this site anymore except to comment on how beautiful, loving, caring Jen is!

how Duzzz she do it!

How do you people love this ugly hoebag with no personality. i guess you work for the tabloids.
nobody buys what she sell.

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/16/2012 at 9:34 am

Chinnochio and Phinnochio = TWO SMILLING CLOWN…
That CURTAIN hair and that CREASY pointy nose ….. Hmmm… The best couple everrrrr!!!!

I like Jen’s hair shorter than this. It’s still gorgeous, and nobody does the sun-kissed blonde layers like .

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/16/2012 at 9:49 am

Look so EMPTY with no feelings …
You Can act all you want… But eyes don’t lie !!!!!

From Deadline:

Perhaps the most genuinely funny segment came from Stiller collaborator Justin Theroux, these days best known as Aniston’s boyfriend. He displayed brilliant comic timing introducing and producing a video segment featuring Tom Cruise and others talking about Stiller’s comic masterpiece Tropic Thunder.

From Popsugar:

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Stay Close at a Bash For Ben Stiller

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux posed for photos side by side last night at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, where they attended the 26th Annual American Cinematheque Awards. The big honoree of the evening was Ben Stiller, a close friend of both Jen and Justin. Jen worked with Ben on Along Came Polly, and Justin’s best known collaboration with Ben is Tropic Thunder. Ben and his wife Christine Taylor spent plenty of time with Jen and Justin. The two couples were in Hawaii last Summer for a joint vacation in honor of Christine’s 40th birthday. Yesterday, Jen wore a black and white Valentino gown, coordinating with Justin’s tux nicely, to congratulate both Ben and Christine on Ben’s long career.

Jen has class from up to toe

Is that a wedding band that Justin is sporting on his left hand?

I also noticed that there is a ring, with smaller diamonds on Jen’s left hand right next to her huge diamond ring..

Did they tie the knot already??

As always they are the picture perfect couple…I love the dress…She has the best taste in fashion…Justin looks great as always in his tux…It is obvious how much he loves her…He looks at her like she is his entire world…With a baby girl due in May they must be over the moon…Now that she has finally got that horrible triangle the J/P fans created out of her life, she can finally move on…To the poster that said Jen played a victim, you have it backwards…Jolie has blamed Jen for her & Brads fall from fame…It has always been on Jolie and Brad for what they did…The public believes what they saw with their own eyes…Jen as always remained silent about kicking Brad to the curb…Find anything to prove otherwise and then try & argue that one…You will find nothing she has ever said or done herself that makes her come across as a victim…If anything getting rid of Brad was the best thing she ever did…I believe she knows that…Now she can have a baby at her own pace with a drug free man that has education & will love her always…Jolie is the one that needs to worry…Brad is out there catting around because he can’t stand to touch the woman he allowed to trap him into destroying his life & career…I am glad to see JustJen out & about with all their Hollwood friends…The sky is the limit for these two wonderful people…When JustJen’s baby is born it will be the biggest thing to ever hit Hollywood…Can’t wait…:) TGIF….

Waiting for her to hit the wall and lose her looks and it just never happens. She is still very beautiful. Drool.

Brad still beatsoff to his sexy Jen.

Lucky Dudes @ 11/16/2012 at 10:16 am

Jen and Christine,
hotness all around.

they will not last @ 11/16/2012 at 10:31 am

Soon Justin will realize he wont have any kid with his fug old woman, no matter how she gives him everything she wants, he will dump her. its just a matter of time, he is still enjoying the fame and her wealth, look at him happily posing like a struggling actor that he is. but first he will marry her and get half of her fortune.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/16/2012 at 11:12 am

@Tweet: where are all her minions? too busy watching Wanderbust…left head tranny, Just Loser, talking to itself all night as GunHo..followed by Amanda then changed it up to Carl, back to being a girl, Ann, then back to Just Loser..why go thru all the trouble? oh yeah, can’t reason w/ a head..lmao@tweet..supposedly a “guy” he drools over the gigolo calling him handsome and only notices the big hideous lollipop ring and not her in the ugly dress.. Bwahaha…how embarrassing! her own fan slaps her w/a backhanded compliment..poor poor ticky! got out shined by her leech gigolo! sucks to be manny! always the ugly one in the relationship..ticky+leech=cutest coke&toke couple in la la Loonifer land!!! Bwahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/16/2012 at 11:14 am

correction:” good looking” in la la Loonifers land…


OMG how embarrassing for him and his loons.

Yea, to be replaced by a actress who’s been dead for almost 50 yrs! Bwwahhhhaaa

Good for them. I posted when the ad came out that they should pull it and just run whatever they had last year. But this is better. No guy is ever going to buy his sweetie a bottle of perfume that says she reminds him of a dirty old man. But Marilyn Monroe? That’s a Xmas no-brainer!

Brad Notices @ 11/16/2012 at 11:24 am

..that Patton Oswalt is way hotter than his diseased bag of bones Angie

I love thier eyes when they smile.

Granny face and bloated stomach. When she smile she look like pig

it’s so obvious that all of the people hating on Jennifer on here are Angelina fans. So pathetic. Angelina’s the drug addict home wrecker, not Jennifer. Grow up. Jennifer is gorgeous and has shown nothing but class throughout this whole ordeal and however much you want to swear it’s Angelina who’s the classy one, sleeping with multiple MARRIED men and stealing them away is NOT classy. Nor is shooting up heroin, carrying blood around in veil around your neck, kissing your brother like she does. this whole new “Saint Angelina” is such an act. So sad you ignorant people can’t see that.


Loony look above to the real pig Bradly Pitts

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Honor Ben Stiller with Funny Tribute
11/16/2012 at 11:20 AM EST

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From left: Christine Taylor, Jennifer Aniston, Justin Theroux and Ben Stiller

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What are friends for, if not to help pay tribute with some good-natured ribbing?

Which is what Jennifer Aniston and her fiancé Justin Theroux did Thursday night, when the 26th American Cinematheque honored her Along Comes Polly costar Ben Stiller at a Beverly Hilton gala that also featured Will Ferrell and Jack Black on stage, and, in video clips, Tom Cruise, Judd Apatow, William Shatner, Conan O’Brien, Ben’s parents Jerry Stiller and Anne Meara, sister Amy Stiller, and that showbiz newcomer, former President Bill Clinton.

On stage, Theroux – a longtime friend and writing collaborator of Stiller’s – introduced a laugh-out-loud video that starred Cruise, Owen Wilson, Robert Downey Jr., Al Pacino and Noah Baumbach – as well as Aniston, who made an onscreen cameo.

In the video, Theroux chases Aniston, seeking out an interview, though she demurs, saying she’ll be at the tribute in person. Just then, when she turns to face the camera, the frame freezes, and her name appears on screen.

When she was live on stage herself, Aniston introduced her own video, featuring romantic comedy scenes starring Stiller – who watched like a good sport with wife Christine Taylor.

People mag

She totally looks like pig. her fake greasy tan and ugly face her career is all about trying to copy angelina but we all know she complete loser of a human being

I read comments on daily mail about Jen and Justin . Rock

Jen looks stunning!
its nice to see jen and justin together on the red carpet!
stiller and christine look great!
justin looks so happy!
love the natural make up of jen!
her hair looks gorgeous!
the dress is beautiful


Loony , compare between the two topic pics. Jen Rocks

stop saying jen is pregnant!
she doesnt need this to be happy an complete
a lot of people dont

Fugly loon is obsessed with Jennifer.

The Stillers are TRAITORS! @ 11/16/2012 at 1:07 pm

Ben and his wife are traitors!! They have known Heidi Bivens for a very long time. How can they even stand next to Aniston knowing she cheated with Therooux while he was in a relationship with Heidi! My question is what role did the Stillers play in the demise of Heidi & Justin’s relationship. The rat bast@rds probably set up secret meetings for Aniston to meet with her paid for piece. Aniston, The Stillers and Theroux are all LOW LIFE SCUM!!!


Her color has switched to BLACK….sounds familiar……

yup, BLACK has been the signature color of Ms. Angelina Jolie.

She copies just about everything that Angelina does, except about
having kids.

SPONGEBOB :p @ 11/16/2012 at 1:26 pm

BOTOX FILLER noticeably visible for these two stiff face. They look alike especially the way their eyes looks. They deserved each other, both cheaters, losers, trying hard to look happy. Oh yeah, money can buy you love, hold on to your sagging breasts sugar mommy balding forehead.


Angelina Jolie fans are so hateful and vile. They make up stories of Jen Aniston because they can’t stand that she didn’t shrivel up and die after Pitt.

you're abnormal... @ 11/16/2012 at 2:01 pm

@Gun: Why do you copy posts from FF? Aren’t you able to produce your own words?

you're abnormal... @ 11/16/2012 at 2:04 pm

@Gun: You read the comments you yourself have copied from FF forum and paste on the DailyMail?

a couple in love! how sweet!

Gorgeous couple!

I can’t wait to see Jen and Justins baby girl. Now that will be newsworthy. She must be so happy. I have followed Jen since the beginning of her career. I am sure she would have been thrilled to have a boy, but she seems like the kind of woman that would have fun with a little girl. All the frilly dresses and bows. Justin is the best thing that has ever happened to Jen. She was right to wait on him to come along. I am sure she has left a string of broken hearts in her path when she found Justin. A lot of Hollywood men wanted to date her. He!! every man wants to date Jen. She was the #1 doomsday pick for men. She was voted the HOTTEST woman in HISTORY. Nuff said!

Theroux is going to steal all her money and find a young woman to marry

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/16/2012 at 5:06 pm

She copies just about everything except… When your are born with a Man face… beady eyes… thunder thighs… chicken lips …. and no talent…. No money in this World can change that!!!!!!

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/16/2012 at 5:15 pm

Where’s her Twin ???? hmmm… May be to drunk …..

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
Shiit HO,
how to make big money without talent?
How to act with “man face”?
What do YOU understand about talent?
You repeat the same phrases
more and more…
boring & pitiful

Jen and Christine have beautiful breast!

always classic
always beautiful :D

cigarette smoking raspy voice has been she looks like a washed up w#ore

justin looks like Andy of toy story..

ROFLMAO at that last pic. Damn between her jacked up tootsie face and his bald hairline, it’s just hilarious. I love how he’s all ‘fck it,’ now to her trying to fill that missing hairline in with lacefronts.

what an original dress of jennifer

Oh MY……Just Terrible,that dress. It looks like a baggy white bra and she def needs some help with lift at her Age…lol

@tacky: Are you brain damaged or what? Do some research before open your mouth to say s*** like this. She’s a wearing a freaking Valentino dress.

jennifer’s face looks adorable and young!

how many Valentino dress do you have?
I’m a racist because of that, right?

Inner beauty shinning outward. You go girl you look beautiful.

I feel sad for chinderella.

Beautiful couple! Just love them!

JustinWantsAFrontlaceWig @ 11/16/2012 at 11:26 pm

High as a Kite! Her 50yoa is really showing,the leather wrinked face and caved in chest. the pics on Dlisted are Hilarious
Mean old hasbeen HoHo has no shame

JustinWantsAFrontlaceWig @ 11/16/2012 at 11:36 pm

Ben is not aging well in pic#9 his knuckles are practically touching the ground.
jen has CrazyEyes in these pics,booze coke or both???

@maggy: Valentino or not the dress is tacky.
Dlisted is showing Brenda Walsh from Beverlyhills 902** wearing a similar dress and that series was in the 80′s/90′s and apparently, that style is a favorite for prom dresses.
Julia Roberts wore the short version in pretty woman and you know how old that movie is.
So this dress was probably hanging in Valentino back rooms, because no one would pay for it so he gave it to Miss ducklips, botox, pooch belly, sugar mama.
LOL poor JL and all her Aliases are thumbed down, it can post under different names but can’t stop the post from being buried. So I guess Ms. Extensions only pays one troll to reply, or her fan club members = 1
And her other alias in Brad or Angie’s thread is carry, the same CRACK posting trying to answer every post about Ms. Botox.
Ticky and pregnant, not in your life time, she will be 44 in three month, making it a high risk pregnancy, then factor in the Alcohol, Coke and smoking, we could be talking about word she used on Regis and Kelly.

Admit it, LOONY LOSERS @ 11/17/2012 at 12:06 am

Whoa, you loons couldn’t wait to jump on this thread. Over on your the Holie/Arm Pit side, you trash Jen and her life more than sing the praises of your fake idol. And if that ain’t enough, you pant and drool waiting for Jennifer to show up. So be honest with yourselves just once and admit it, Jennifer owns you more than Holie and Pitt Zitt ever will.

MG her hair looks like a pile of *****. This is epic. Can’t someone take her aside and stop the madness?

Admit it, LOONY LOSERS @ 11/17/2012 at 12:14 am

@Grandma: Ticky and pregnant, not in your life time, SHE WILL BE 44 IN THREE MONTH, making it a high risk pregnancy, then factor in the Alcohol, Coke and smoking, we could be talking about word she used on Regis and Kelly.

You know BD is in 3 months, but I’m surprised you didn’t know the week, the day, the hours, minutes and seconds counting down . Obsess much??

She sure is saggy. Yuck.

why her big bra outside her gown?

Admit it, LOONY LOSERS – this is JL aka GUN again.. why you changed name that is obviously you

You are liar.
JL is just JL.
I never used another nick.
It’s cheap.

Jennifer is so gorgeous! Love her.

@jing: I don’t think JL is the one posting the hundreds of lame comments. The crackpot posting maniacally under multiple names is Simy Alanes. She’s known for doing this. JL is not her.

How do you know?
I’d like to be Simy.

strange choice of dress =/

MAURIZIO LALLA @ 11/17/2012 at 6:07 am


ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/17/2012 at 7:28 am

Oh my dear Lord… What a sreeeeeaammm … What a Face…. That eyes is as high as a kite….. Mmhhhhhuuuuaaahhaaaaahhhaaaaahhhaaaa….

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/17/2012 at 7:41 am

OMGgggg…. That last pict … That missing hairline matches his Phinnochio pointy nose to perfections… may be his sugar mama can take him to her plastic surgeon to have a nose job next… Mhhhuuuahahahahaha ……

How does one make a Valentino dress look like it was bought off the rack at Forever 21 or Strawberry’s for a HS Prom? Jen A with her awful hair and dated make-up. If I was a top fashion designer I wouldn’t work with her stylist. She cheapens the brand..

Life achieving award for handling award to others goes to …… Chinnistons.

@Gun: Worst couple on the planet!!!!!!!!

You are not a top fashion designer.
You are not a designer at all.
Comparing to Jennifer
you are a TOP NOBODY.

TICKY should stop drinking Alcohol and toking before trying to give a speech, she mumbles normally and when high she is even harder to understand.
POOR TOYBOY was probably dying of embarrassment, but the money is too good, and since he is not working, he just has to suck it up.
Eventually boredom will do him in or he’ll be back on heroin, can’t wait for them to get married, then he’ll see the real she-devil, serves him right for selling his sole for fame.
Not that he is getting work from the fame-hoing, all they do is turn up at the opening of an envelope

JP fans: jealous much???

@~lily~: absolutely gorgeous

@~lily~: jen is so natural and funny

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/17/2012 at 5:49 pm

You are so invested in your Hor Hairness … Keep foaming Jackaas … Hopefully she give you a doggy bone tonight Murley!!

I looked at all the photos of JT and JA posted on this thread.
The dress does not fit her properly.
It doesn’t matter if it’s a Valentino. It does not look good on her.
It looks like it is heading south and she looks very uncomfortable wearing it.
And again with the hair in her face.

JT continues to appear creepier and creepier.
He is baring his teeth in an agressive way.
His eyes are scary.

I read the comments here and I just don’t understand what any of them have to do with BP and his partner AJ. The comments brought up time and time again “loon meltdown” by an obvious troll/griefer are madness.

Trolling and griefing on these types of threads seem to be the product of a sadistic person who loves to play bully behind a computer screen.

I won’t waste my time reading this kind of trolling again. Toxic.

Jen & Justin look beautiful together…you can really see thats what true tove really is…!!!

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
Wow ShiitHo worries about me! :)
Jealous much?
Take a care about SHIIT you write here.

Shut uuppp @ 11/18/2012 at 7:59 am


Oh my!! They look gorgeous!!
wonderful pics,Jared! ;)

She looks like a high-maintenance, middle-aged boozehound. He looks like her over-the-hill cabana boy. Perfect!
Here is Jennifer’s brilliant speech, when will she Stop forcing herself on the public.

jennifer and justin look great… they look happy… am real happy for the couple

jennifer and justin look great… they look happy… am real happy for the couple

jennifer and justin look great… they look happy… am real happy for the couple

He's looking for a way out @ 11/18/2012 at 6:08 pm

Justin Theroux, who moved to Los Angeles to be with his fiancée, Jennifer Aniston, is missing life in New York and having a hard time adjusting to a new city, according to sources.

We’re told Theroux recently had a meltdown, telling friends about how he desperately misses his old life in Manhattan. “He was saying how he and Jen can’t go anywhere in New York because everyone sells them out, so they’re forced to spend most of their time in LA, a city he hates,” says the insider. “New York is his home, and he feels like he has to give it up for this relationship to work. He struggles with it.”

Aniston sold her two prewar condos — a one-bedroom penthouse and a one-bedroom on the 17th floor — at 299 W. 12th St. through a corporation in her dog’s name, Norman, in April this year, and picked up a mansion in Bel Air at about the same time. “Jen just couldn’t handle being watched so closely in New York,” the source explains. “She felt like the neighbors, doormen, everyone was spying on them.”

Theroux still has an apartment in the West Village, near Blue Hill, the romantic restaurant where he proposed, but we’re told the “Horrible Bosses” actress is uncomfortable staying there.

“There’s no doorman or security,” says the insider. ”It makes Jen nervous.”

The couple is currently living in Aniston’s California mansion. “Jen is fine being mostly in LA,” continued the source. “She’s used to a life of hiding in her big house and bringing the party to her. But Justin was in love with his New York livelihood . . . and he’s mourning it.”

“He loves Jen but misses his old life. He’ s really conflicted,” adds the insider.

Ticky doing her usual bait and switch.
When she wanted Justin she was all about living in NYC, then she got him hook to the expensive lifestyle, then it boom back to LA.
He is bored out of that monster head, he is going to be hitting the alcohol and heroin again then he will doing the rehab cycle all over again, wonder how many times he’ll to go to get clean.
Paul Sculfor had to dump her because she was putting his recovery from cocaine in jeopardy.
Brad was doped up for most of their time together, that is why people thought he was dumb, then he went to make Mr. Mrs. Smith, and took off like a bat out of hell.
Vince Vaughn had to diddle a college chick in Europe, to get out of their relationship, she was even posing with an engagement ring.
Wonder how long that incoherent video will be up before she gets it removed, Ben Stiller look like he can’t understand what the h ell she is mumbling.

Ben Stiller’s wife understands Jennifer well.

@Grandma: Holy disaster Batman, what was she trying to do??? I don’t know how she had the ballz to show her face in public after that fiasco. Thx for capturing “this is your brain on drugs” It’s way better example than an egg in a pan any day. LOL

MAURIZIO LALLA @ 11/19/2012 at 1:21 pm

+ 500. I AM LOL. LALLA LOL. ME LOL +. 500.

She's A Natural @ 11/19/2012 at 5:10 pm

She is such a natural beauty. Everything about this girl is perfect. I heard she is having a little girl. I am so happy for them. She quit smoking and drinking a long time ago so she would be in perfect health for her new baby. Justin has the look of love. They are so lucky to have found each other. Best of luck!!!!

Simy Alanes' sexual inadequacy @ 11/19/2012 at 5:50 pm

Simy is mentally ill, emotionally unbalanced and constantly angry at people for some reason. It’s like she’s been abused in her childhood, mainly sexually. A family member (grandfather/uncle) may have been interfering with her in a sexual manner, leaving her with deep-seated mental issues.
She’s now angry at the world, and because of Simy’s sexual inadequacy & non-existent intimacy with the opposite sex, she’s always with negative thoughts and frustration. She post the most abusive posts mostly towards women (Angelina or other successful actresses) because of her own sexual inadequacy.
Simy Alanes has been her whole adult life a loser, a social outcast, unable to fit in at school or anywhere and she harbours a deep seated hate for all that is winning.


She is such a beautiful person inside and out. I am so happy for her and Justin. All her dreams are coming true. She is the most popular actress hands down. Men just can’t stop thinking about being with her. She really is every mans fantasy. Good luck JustJen. Congrats on the news. Life is perfect for both of them. They have it all!!!

Luv Them Luv Them @ 11/20/2012 at 10:55 am

Luv JustJen…

What the F is wrong with you? You only post the psycho JP lovers here? Forget it, i hate this freaking site anyway!

@jilly: Who are you talking to? Are you “in love” with JJ? You may compare: 180 comments – not like on other sites. Life could be better. Well, I’ll go and ask Rex how he is doing :)

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/21/2012 at 1:28 am

Chinochio thread … From the 15 Nov = 182 post
Brad Pitt thread ….. From the 15 Nov = 998 post
That’s bcos Jackass Loon2 Loneyfer’s never post more than ONCE IN EVERY THREAD .. Come on loon… Support your Hairness chin chin….. LOL…..

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
I can add 800-900 comments.
Do you really want that?



@ jilly ~ You are so right…This is a J/P site…JJ has made sure of that…JL is correct in saying he could get 800-900 hits just like JJ & his trolls get all those hits from maybe a total of the same 3 posters (passingthrough, fool, rose)…But those are the obsessed trolls that have zero life…If I really wanted to I could take this site completely down…It wouldn’t be the first site I have taken down…It’s not worth my time seeing as I have a life…I just love Jen & hate the J/P’s…No one needs to get 800-900 hits for Jen…But the J/P’s need all the help from JJ & his trolls that they can get…Jen stands on her own merit…The J/P’s are so hated this site is a last ditch attempt to keep their name out there…No other site hangs from the J/P azz hairs like the dingleberry trolls that post on their threads…JustJen will go on…The J/P’s will keep running from country to country hiding in shame with their family of misfits…TGIW….:)

Beautiful!!!! @ 11/21/2012 at 11:48 am

Hollywood Royalty at its very best…:)

To balance the rights of all authors
the system of scoring
should be abolished.

gorgeous couple!

Simy Alanes' sexual inadequacy @ 11/21/2012 at 6:21 pm

Simy Alanes, 37 yo filipino immigrant, spinster living with her parents :
13214 Wentworth St
Arleta CA
tel : (818) 767-4017

@Simy Alanes’ sexual inadequacy: SORRY I’M NOT UPDATED BUT WHO IS SIMY ALANES?

Hhhh look at anglina FUG face

Angelina has the worst body ever

A Bone Collector

Jen is sweetheart !!

What happen to brangloony ???????


wow chinchin has natural blond hair and blue eyes hhahahhahahha!! in your dreams!!

Jennifer is beautiful not because she is blond with blue eyes.

Thanks and Giving – Wishes

St. Jude patients Bailey and Mae tell actress Jennifer Aniston what they wish for.

@Gun: If they only knew it was a weave.
Will she forget these two girls like the last one she posed with, the Mother said Tickey NEVER call the kid to see how she was doing.
A reporter asked her on the red carpet about the kid, and she did not know if the kid was dead or alive.
So this is what is called a a video-op. how much she gives to St Judes besides an hour or two to film a video.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/22/2012 at 12:30 pm

will she spend this thanksgiving with the Theroux family? we know it wouldn’t be with her family that’s a FACT!! maybe she will announce her pregnancy!!! i did…i do..i will….bwahahhahaha!!! i know you LARD ass moroniston celebrate this day!! hell, everyday is stuff your face day for you piglets! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! gobble gooble& oinky oink!!

Chinnochio chin chin is the world class kisses and yet He did the DUMPING … LOL… may be bcos her humunggus Nose that was 3 times bigger acording to Him, is keep getting in the way … LOL…

better take care of your nose.
Take your head out of your a.s.s
M A N I S – P E N I S

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/23/2012 at 8:36 am

Jackass Loon2 Loneyfer,
You better take care of your master, Chinnochio *****,
the one that sticking out from her swimming costume…

I love Jen I think she is just fabulous!!
everybody on earth loves Jennifer!!
she is so so beautiful and easy going.
her fiancee is gorgeous!! so hot!
I love her smile!!
So so much better than stuck up freak and a half Angelina Jolie.
Oh I love these pics!! She looks absolutely Stunning!! with a capital S!!

Brad is suppose to in NYC on Monday, taking bets on when Ticky will pop out for a photo-op, Sunday or Monday.
The only way she don’t show her nose, if it is getting operated on for the fifth time.
When will she take her Gigalo in to get his monster hook fix.

How funny @ 11/25/2012 at 2:25 am

Looks like her fans abandon her. She is so boring even they got tired of talking to themselves in here. I can totally see her in rehab because she wouldn’t be able to handle the fact of being irrelevant. And, when he takes off with all her money. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving, selfish, wrench!

How funny @ 11/25/2012 at 2:36 am

@Jen: Are you really that stupid? you should be embarrassed by that article. He basically called her a slu t with a giant nose. Only reason why he liked her was because she was easy and would make out with him underneath the stairs. Even though he said she was a world class kisser, that still wasn’t enough to keep him from breaking up with her! Good enough to make out with but not enough to be girlfriend. Story of her life!

@How funny:
your understanding of her school life
is interesting.
How funny!
An own experience?
Looks like…
She is good enough to be married with Brad Pitt, ok?
You may hate her on for this.
This is all you can do… :)

Brad was stoned out his mind, when he got married, as soon as he eased up on the Ganga, he was off and never looked back
Within a year of marriage, Brad was in Therapy for two years and even that did not help.
Jennifer has been in Therapy for over thirty years. And you can tell how well it works, she is the same manipulative, deceitful, needy, nagging tout that she was at twelve years old.
I can’t wait for Justin to marry her, and then get alimony, because he is use to a certain lifestyle now, and she’ll have to pay to keep it up.
She is going to get everything that she deserves and it could not happen to a better person.


2005-2008 no one would have done that to Jolie-Pitts they were powerful but along the way people finally saw what kind of people they are and are now jokes not only in hollywood but to the rest of the world people no longer cares if they get pregnant get married the 2006 era is over and the sad thing they did it themselves.Jen had nothing to do with it antis had nothing to do with it all they had to do was wait and wait for two egostical,narcissistic,liars,phoney and stupid losers bring themselves down .What was needed was PATIENT that is all and it paid off.

Justin must pay alimony for using her name to become famous.

@JL: haha even by the Loonifer’s own mouth, her highest achievement was ” being good enough to marry The Brad Pitt”…now that he kicked her sorry ass to the curb, she is only good enough to support Heidi’s leftover!!! Bwahahaha

@How funny:
Yeah she told that to you personally…

Egotistical = Jennifer thinks she is a movie star, crapy actor.
Narcissistic = Jennifer pays people to tell her, she is beautiful.
Liar = Jennifer if her mouth is opened she is lying.
Phony = Jennifer played a victim, until people got tired of her act.
Stupid loser = Jennifer was dumped by so many men since 2004.
Not one Jeweler claimed ownership of that Monstrosity of a ring.
Name one designer that volunteered a sketch of a wedding dress for her.
A joke is a woman who has to pay a man to be with her.
Justin is using her and she is using him, both fame w hores.

@JL: “She is good enough to be married with Brad Pitt, ok?” No honey. You told us that! She was only relevant because of who she used to be married to .

@Neil:No you don’t. Or else, her movie WanderBUST where she hooked up with Heidi’s man would be successful, but it was an Epic fail!

You are a real GRANDMA with senile marasmus.

Rachel Green @ 11/26/2012 at 5:53 am

Rachel goes to prom.

@How funny:
Brad Pitt was not drunken married her, ok?
He was not in a lethargic sleep.
Brad married her because of her beauty and popularity.
Or popularity and beauty.
That was her features anyway.
Jolie was more prestigious car-model in 2005
so Brad changed the car.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/26/2012 at 7:58 am

@JL: you got that right! Maniston is good enough to ride around in.. slu tty enough for the sport fcu.k guy..once everybody had their turn on the joy ride they all move on to bigger and better things! Brad dumped the used&abused, rode hard too many times lemon, and UPGRADED to a more prestigious Maybach…hey! your own words Just Loser! finally!! something we can agree on!! hehehe…

I heard Jen & her family spent the Holiday with Brad Pitts family….How funny is that…They won’t even break bread with Brads HO…..hehehehehehehe

Jolie hates on God and Church
she loves just pervert F-king.
Brad is crazy with his issues about gays marriages -
what a shame for his mother and father!
Of course Jennifer is closer to Jane…

@Me: Sushi,
all we can agree is you know NOTHING about cars.
Nobody wants to buy Maybach.
Nobody is able to produce something better than Rolls and Bentley.
Production of Maybach was stopped.
Nobody loves this expansive piece of shiit without style.
Nobody loves Jolie – overrated shiitty actress without look.
Enjoy this kid.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/26/2012 at 1:54 pm

@Me: bwahahaha! you need to clean out your ears! and, stop letting people blow smoke up your as s! wow! Brad really is the man! after what? 9-10 yrs later+ 6 beautiful grandchildren later. you moroniston are still desperate! still wishful thinking that Jane gives too shiit about selfish Maniston. who lied to her son about wanting to have kids just to trick him into marrying her. got her racist slu tty BFF to call her grandchildren& their mother all sorts of vile, nasty names! are you trying to tell us the Theroux family HATES chinnifer for breaking up a 14 yr. relationship w/ their common law daughter inlaw? and buying the soul of their sell out son? they saw right thru her fake and phony ass! is NOT welcome to a family Thanksgiving.. she is shameless! so yeah, we believe you that Jane took in Chinnifer& her giglolo like one stray dogs begging for food!! only in la la la Loonifer’s land!!!! Bwahahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/26/2012 at 2:01 pm

@JL: nobody can love the unfortunate face w/ humongous nose only good for a sport fcu.k! even her own fan can’t deny that she is a LEMON! got dumped for and upgraded on! isn’t that right, just LOSER?!!! Bwahahaa!!!

@Ssshhii_baby: Sushi,
do you use your nose for sex?
Just WOW ! :)
Did you try to use something else?

I told
Brad looks at women as at the cars –
he care just bout prestige of the newest model.
Jennifer was super popular in 2000,
so why not?
Jolie is not too prestigious and attractive for now
so Brad spends a lot of time out of his house.
Finally he will get: there is nothing better
than to be with woman sincerely loving you.
Than will be at age of 80-90.

do you put on the condom on your nose during sex ?

Hey JL~ Is sushibabble on here again??? I hadn’t noticed…I have only been reading your posts cuz they always crack me up…Is sushibabble having a hard time accepting the fact that Jen is so much more popular with the Hollywood celebs & Brads parents than his Ho sk@nkalina???? The Ho has seen her day & her boyfriend now knows he was trapped at this point…That is why he finally gave up on his looks & started the “We are humanitarian campaign” to get a lil attention…I heard that the Ho is ticked because she has yet to be honored with a humanitarian of the year award…She will never receive that award just as she will not go down in history for being the sexiest woman in HISTORY….Please carry on JL…I hate to let you do all the dirty work, but if I reply to sushibabble, this icky stuff starts oozing out of my monitor…LOL…It must be from fcking that dog of his/hers/it’s all day…

I have to say you crack me up too -
I can imagine Brad
with campaign like WE THE GAYS ARE HUMANITARIAN :)
I afraid this is not a casual point.
I afraid he MUST protect gays in accordance
with some deals about his next roles.
It’s strange because looks like he has enough money for life…
Of course I will continue friendly dialogues
with Sushi – he must care about protection in sex
with his poor dog.
My pleasure :)

Now pray tell WHY Jennifer is not close to her mother or father.
Brad’s brother said they do not have contact with her, it was so eight or ten years ago.
Why not Vince Vaughn’s mother? she could not stand Jennifer.
Why not Paul Sculfor’s mother?
Why not John Mayer’s mother?
Why not
Why not
Why not
Just fill in the names, all these are men that it hit and quit it, since Brad dumped her in 2004.
This woman is engaged and all you can do, is talk about Brad’s mother,
don’t justin have divorce parents?
Maybe after meeting jennifer once, they’re still recovering from her mumbling, maybe she tried hugging them to death. and for Thanksgiving, they did not want to see their useless son or his sugar mama, and spent it with Heidi Bivens, whom they’ve known for 14 years
Her mother goes to a free health clinic, lives in subsidize housing and she buys a car for 110,000 for a gigalo.
Brad’s Parents are damn proud of him, and all he accomplished in the last eight years, 6 kids, MIR, lovely partner, and his work.

Now pray tell WHY Jolie is not close to her father?
WHY is she close to her BROTHER ?

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/26/2012 at 7:24 pm

No sign of Phinnochio and Chinnichio for a while… LOL …. Chinni is busy re shaping the unfortunate nose of her Phinnochio Gigilo at her NOSE surgeon…. LOL….

Brad’s Parents are damn proud of him,
but Brad is out of home.
Of course just because of his work.
And Jolie is out of their home.
Because she is a F “HUMANITARIAN”.
Looks like it’s a typical schedule conflict,

Ms Piggy & Kermit @ 11/26/2012 at 10:14 pm

Yahoo has Aniston headline as “what was she thinking about” wearing that and showing off her ugly flat chest? lol

Jolie's Got Gold @ 11/26/2012 at 10:16 pm

I love the beautiful miss Angelina Jolie and her family. Miss them!

@Jolie’s Got Gold:
Jolie is not beautiful,
she has no family, but a kindergarten,
so you may miss them
on her thread.

OMG, Jennifer’s looking horrible. Her thick leather from smoking and sun bathing is taking a toll on her. Her botox is making her look hard. Her and Justin look like an old ****. Why is he all smiles to the camera as if trying to take the attention away from the old lady? LOL

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 1:29 pm

awe how cute! lonely spinster ( me) aka scizo Jilly & her hermaphrodite buddy, Just LOSER..with no life..nobody would go near their stinky lard ass..both have to park their stinky lard ass 24/7 fantasizing about sexy time with other people doggie!! bwahaha..just like your idol, even dogs can’t stand your old whiny Maniston! poor dolly had to commit suicide to get away from her!! Just better put a lollipop ring on your jenHo blowup doll…or else, lonely spinster (schizo MEH) will pull a JenHo move and steal your blow up doll!!! bwahahaha!!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 1:40 pm

@Grandma: they will never answer why she doesn’t spend time with her own family. the world knows she HATES her mom..she made sure of that by calling a cancer in her life! what did her daddy or step brothers do to her? oh, she must be mad at her dad for being just a “tv star” soap opera, at that! not an Oscar winning dad!! they’re embarrassed at the FACT that she is a sugar granny to her gigolo! and, his parents are ashamed of their son selling his soul to devil!! Courtney finally see thru her FAKE and phony ass..3rd wheeler who broke up her family, by always being in their life cuz she doesn’t have a family of her own! looks like racist BFF dumped her sorry ass too! KTS is here, so she will bring the gigolo to stalk!! what a sociopath she is!!

you need a fresh air!
It’s time to put off the condom from your nose.
Say hello to your satisfied doggy :)

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 2:19 pm

JUSt LOSER is an expert! Is that what you do when you turn tricks? Ha ha!! you learn well from our PR Queen..what did her make out partner say about her again? she is a world class H03 with a Humougus nose!!bwahahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 2:22 pm

correction: YOUR PR ***** w/ Humougus nose!! but she has a heart of gold of course!!!ask her paid for gigolo!! Bwahahaha

@Ssshhii_baby: Sushi
stop teaching us how to be a gigilo.
Your dog is paying for everything in your life
so shut the F up.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 2:58 pm

why so mad Just LOSER? truth hurts? Bwahahaha…

Hey JL~ I see that you are getting sushibabble all kinds of stirred up today…He/she/it can’t handle you at all…Right now Brad is in the doghouse with his mom over the election…She is not a NObama supporter & Brad is…Some poster on here ask why Jen is not closer to the other mothers of the guys she DATED…How stupid are they??? Did I really just ask that??? Of course Jen is close to Jane…They spent many years together & Jen is such a super person Jane feels like she is her daughter & doesn’t care what her son or his HO thinks about it…Jane was really upset & still is to this day about what Brad & his HO did…She was as surprized as the rest of the world was…But Brad is soooooo done now it doesn’t even matter anymore unless you want to have some fun on these sites…No one really cares about what happens to Brad or his HO anymore…They are simply Hollywood steerage now…sushibabble may have to look that one up…I doubt he/she/it knows what steerage is…hahahahhaha…stay cool….

beautiful lady…………wonderful personality………

@Jolie’s Got Gold: Jolies got sh!t. she is stuck with a hobo. and also jolie IS sh!t.

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/27/2012 at 4:35 pm

Look like … Is that time again, for Murley the dog…. And Me the Dolly to lick each other stinky aasseesss…..

Grandma has some more brain
comparing to this SO boring&stupid sushi-kid!
But what the sense to explain to her
what the difference between Jane and OTHER is?
Vince is a not bad guy, but his mom is like from
Psycho-2 he acted in. Not fun,
for Vince first of all…
Sculfor’s mom did a “great” home work
as her son is a gay (or bisexual)… :)
Mayer’s mom
is a super interesting object for committing.
Highest pleasure…
But Jane is a great woman with a big heart,
I guess she would like to have a daughter
so she has Jennifer as her daughter despite the
HO and the rest of not so far past.
Of course Jen and Jane feel good together
because of & because& because&because…
Because Jane understands nobody can be a better wife
for her stupid movie star son…
Because Jane has a life experience
and is able to get what a great person Jennifer is.
An amazing mix of Good Girl and a Big Hooligan. :)
Picture Perfect for people able to see that.

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
any problems with the hygiene?
Why do you think all the world is stinky like you?
Try to use the soap.
Than a lubricant.
Than a dildo.
And enjoy the life.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 6:15 pm

@ChelSHIIT HOndler: lonely spinster Meh claims she doesn’t read my post yet she licks Just LOSER ass so she can get JUST LOSER to fight her battles for her!! JUST LOSER is too stupid to even realize the bish is being used!!! Bwahaha…

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 6:22 pm

@JL: there you have it MORONISTONS! now, we all know how the power bottom Tranny, Just LOSER enjoys life!! it parks it’s Tranny lard ass in the JenHO thread with lubricant than a dildo!!! hey to each it’s own JUst LOSER!!! Bwahahaha

Don’t laugh me sushi,
“…now, we all know…”
Who are these WE ?
Your dog and you ?
You are so nervous here
because your dog is doing you without

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/27/2012 at 6:58 pm

don’t laugh me Just LOSER..power bottom lube queen!! you’re right! there’s no we in here…buh bye..just you& your hands tonight!!! have fun!! Oinky Oinky!! Bwahahaha

Do you see my hands on your throat every night ?
It’s scary…

claire murray @ 11/28/2012 at 6:03 am

wow wonderful pictures! how beautiful!

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/28/2012 at 7:23 am

Murley the Jackass Looneyfer is Me aka Dolly boyfriend… so it’s make sense to let her boyfriend to fight her battle.. LOL…
Jackass Looneyfer Obviously dying to use the Dildo… The lubricant .. and the soap on Dolly .. Go on Dolly… Don’t be nervous… Murley is an EXPERT!!!!!

Last but not least on the long list, Jennifer Aniston’s InStyle March 2012 cover which sold 794,000, beating its six-month average of 545,000 copies.

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
Envy mush ShiitHO?
You are too obsessed with all of this.
I guess your partner is just a magazine page.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/28/2012 at 3:26 pm

@JL: someone cant handle the truth now have to get violent…take your meds my dear..see thats what happens when youre on the loosing team!! take your sexual frustrations out on lonely spinster both could use some sure u dont need to be reminded about lubes&condoms since you are the expert!! Bwahaha..

Im sure you don’t need to be reminded
about washing your a$$ after dog.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/28/2012 at 5:35 pm

poor lonely spinster nothing else! So desperate have to nitpick on spelling!! Bwahaha!! LoooOser ! try again!!

We are the losing team!
They can’t live without Jennifer.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/28/2012 at 5:45 pm

the lonely spinster meh claims she doesn’t read my post!!! caught you lying again schizo Jilly!!! you know u bissh need me…this BORING thread would be nothing without me bit ch slapping you Moronistons!! You’re very welcome!!! wahahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/28/2012 at 5:51 pm

@JL: good job Just LOSER! accepting the truth about what low class trash you MORONISTONS really are.. is the first step to recovery!!! hooray!! Clap clap!! for RETARDISTONS!!

your level is a dogs grammar.
Try to bark “Woof!” correct
during sex :)

Clap clap !!!I
It’s your ears bang on the head…

The adorable behind the scenes video of Jennifer’s St. Jude Thanks and Giving ad is now up at youtube:

h t t p :// w w w.

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 11/30/2012 at 3:28 am

Jackass LaLa wishing that I
Envy his Dildo… His lubricant … His soap…and his partner Me aka Dolly!!
Hey Murley .. sit and say thank you to the JPs for giving your boring old hag Chinnochio the Chinderella treads come to number 276 in 15 days….. LOL… LOL….

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
OK, stop dreaming about soap.
Just a dildo.
To clean your head.

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
About JPs all I can say is:
Its’ so stupid to exploit
a freaking marriage theme.
A freaking ring, a freaking wedding on the Moon
or on the Mars….
People know what a shi1t his “soulmate” is
so nobody care.

To be interesting to people
he must make a GREAT MOVIES.

Ssshhii_baby @ 11/30/2012 at 11:50 am

@JL: yes!! make it better than Shakespeare! like WanderBUST! Or, Oscar worthy like we’re the MORONISTONS!

Of course better.
Who is Shakespeare comparing to me? :)

beautiful couple!

She is gorgeous!

So little fact
and so big pleasure :)

Lovely lady (-:

The latest Brad Pitt’s thread : 20 comments since November 27.

@ carry you’re a fcuking liar, brad’s thread since Nov 27, 1173 comments.
Marion Cotillard and Aaro Taylor-Johnson attending the KTS after party 20 comments.
Ticky’s thread Nov 15, 286 comments I’ve added my comments to help out, 12 days between threads and the newest thread has 887 more comments.
You have contributed so much to Brad’s thread with your spastic posting, I use to laugh at you trying to get people on the thread to engage with you, but now I just feel sad for you.
Maybe you need LeAnn Rhimes’s rehab for help, because it is not funny anymore.

Everybody can go on Brad Pitt thread and see.
Brad is there too.
This is Brad Pitt’s thread.
21 comment for this time.
So why am I a liar?
BTW I don’t post on the Pitt’s thread
because he is boring.
I was there last time during so called “engagement”
to congratulate your idol.
Your neighbors called me “Energizer Bunny”.

Brad’s movie flops and his “soulmate” keeps the distance.

From x17:

X17 EXCLUSIVE – Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Celebrate Engagement With Celeb-Studded Bash!

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux threw a HUGE base at their Beverly Hills mansion last night, to celebrate their recent engagement, X17online can report exclusively.

Friends like Demi Moore, Ben Stiller, Lake Bell, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia di Rossi turned out for the big bash.

Guests arrived in casual attire, with gifts. The party started around 7pm and some of the revelers, like Demi, left around 11pm.

A DJ played alternative music … not too loud … while the party went on inside and rain poured down outside.

Jen and Justin were engaged in mid-August while Aniston was filming We’re the Millers in North Carolina. The two dated for just over a year after meeting on the set of Wanderlust.

The home in the pics is their Beverly Hills rental.

Demi was without her 26 y.o. boyfriend –
Because he must sleep this time… :)

Hello, JL.

I just went and I saw Brad Pitt’s new movie
called “Killing Them Softly” and believe me…

I plan to go and see it again, this coming weekend.
This is the side or organized crime that comes
from the gritty side of the social ladder. The criminals
are down and dirty. The first five seconds of the movie
you just know that you are in for a movie that is
going to be full of rauncy, nitty gritty, no nonsense,
and you will be right.

Go BRAD, GO!!!
He does it right.
All of the characters are unforgetable.

The dialogue is cool.
The action is cool.
Everything fits and works well.

You leave the theatre wanting
a part 2.

Word of mouth will spread.
It is worth every penny.

Do you want to talk about 8 long years of crazy
self promotion by way of name dropping the name of
Brad and Angelina, in order to gain attention from
anybody who will listen????

Do you want to talk about Halle Berry
and her self interest or Jen and HER self interest.

Never MIND who gets tossed into the meat grinder
along the way…..Me, me, me! My, my, my.

Kim Kardasian’s last wedding.
And now Jen’s up coming, so called “weddding.”

Give me a BREAK!!!!

Hot flashes.
Mood swings.
Cold flashes.
Chills and fever.

Old age is creeping into the picture.
Burying dear old mom and dad….
that is the coming attraction, I fear.

I guess that these events
will be treated as if Jen
is the first person on EARTH,
that these events have ever happened to.

I wonder if Justin
will leave her dramaticlly….
at the alter.

I’m so happy for you!
KTS on its first 4 days has earned about $ 21 M worldwide.
Not too impressive.
But all your pennies are there.
Don’t forget about next weekend!
How many dialogues in that movie?
Just asking… :)

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 12/03/2012 at 5:23 pm

Jackass LuppyLulu in Lala Land as his usual self…. To busy with his dildo soap and lubricant trying his old trick on dolly, I guest….
Brad Pitt thread from 27th of November to 3rd of December = 1244 post
Marion Cotillard from 27th of November to 3rd of December = 21 post.
Hey Murley, wake up … it’s time for a new trick!!!!

We live in the free world –
no need to talk about “crazy self promotion”…
There is a pr team –
it’s a usual thing.
But nobody can force to read the news…
So all the audience is interested much.
I’m not sure parents death is theme for jokes -
nobody can avoid one.
But if people care even about Norman’s death -
it’s because Jennifer is loved by millions – why not?

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
Would be nice Marion Cotillard could have an own thread.
But she is on the Brad Pitt’s thread.
21 comment.
Hey shiitHO,
it’s time to stop
playing with the dildo even with the soap!
Enough kid!

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 12/03/2012 at 6:59 pm

The Power of the power couple, heh Murley …
If MC have her own thread, she’s be lucky to hit 6 post…
Just like all the others specially your hairiness Chinny chin the Chinnochio, NAME DROPPING and hanging to JPs coattails for this pass 8 years and still counting!!!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/03/2012 at 8:03 pm

@JL: Just Loser is Just LIAR!! you’re on brads thread every day!!! with a different name of course…your fave name on Brad’s thread is WHAMO aka WHALE MOO..lard ass power BOTTOM tranny!!bwahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/03/2012 at 8:07 pm

Schizo Jilly aka MegaSHIT needs to get lubed up by WHALE MOO & have mini MORONISTON!!!! Bwahaha

Do you see me on the Brad Pitt’s thread EVERY DAY ?
poor hallucinated sushi….
Relax kid …
And enjoy.
It’s not me

Beeeeeeeeeaaautiful Jenny:)

Lovely gorgeous happy lovey dovey couple!

They look super happy =)
so nice to see
their smiles are contagious!

Miho Yamada @ 12/04/2012 at 8:43 am

When are you getting married Jen?
really want this beautiful couple to officially tie the knot asap!

stunning lady! *-*
That dress is beautiful!

“Killing Him S l o w l y” is a Top of Brad Pipp career.
He is too busy with freaking design.
He is so Big Expert everywhere except movies!
So studio shows his level : $ 15 M budget. :)
If he is so talented -
why not to make the own movie for all his freaking brood?
Because that will be “Killing Millions Quickly”.
Jennifer does everything step by step
but they will get it LATER :)

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/04/2012 at 1:37 pm

@JL: you need to stop talking to all those voices in your head and stick to one name Whamo..oopsie! Just LOSER..sorry you like to be the loser with no life in your PR Queen’s pig pen..oniky oink

Sushi you need to stop these games
with your doggy
because his *** is in your head.
Your F Jolie told she’ll quit acting.
Her mug is WRONG for the movie.
The energy of her fans stupidness
makes her ugly.

I so love this decent site.
C. U. M. is a bad word.
But this dogs substance
creates all the sushi’s comments.

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/04/2012 at 2:08 pm

Lmao!! Just LOSER so mad that his lard ass has been exposed yet again!! Sweetiepie, only thing you accomplish by being so sick in head& vulgar is showing the whole cyber world how you were raised!!! Trash trash trash!! Bwahaha!!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/04/2012 at 2:20 pm

Why would i be F..if she decides there are other important things in her life other than acting…she is an oscar winner unlike your PR.Queen..shamelessly and FAILING miserablely, chasing a hopeless dream like your fake hactress idol..i suggest you stop living vicariously thru your old hag..what are you going to do once she fades into oblivion and ends up in rehab? Hope your not holding your breath for her to win an oscar with we”re the moroniston!!! Don’t scream at the ocean just jump in!! Do it! Bwahaha

Did you expect a super decency after your comments?
This is your level of discussion.
Don’t be surprised.
Say GOOD BYE to your idol.
She will talk about “home” values, about children,
about their age -
we will see their achievements…
Stop dreaming about “fading in oblivion” –
you just destroying your and your idols life.
Jennifer IS already is the Hollywood History.
And she WILL have her Oscars
because she works hard and seriously.
She will never stop like Jolie.
So here is my advice:
go find a nice place on the ocean side
for the day when Jennifer Aniston will have her first Oscar.
Jumping will be the only way
to wash the dirt in your mind sushi-kid.

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 12/04/2012 at 3:45 pm

Chinnochio will not stop like Jolie, because …
Chinny chin chin have no life…
Who would have BFF like the most fulmar Hor in HW Chelshiiit…
Who would enggage with the most Fug, skinny jeans no body like Phinnochio ….
Say HELLO to the 3 most famous SUPER STAR in HISTORY eveeerrrr!!!!!!!

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
What do you call a “LIFE” ?
Uneducated children?
Having no friends?
May be drugs?
Jolie is 37 and she can’t work with her health.
You may compare to Jennifer at the age of 37 –
Oscar 2006…
And you may imagine Jolie at the age of 43 :)
Feel the difference….

Love song dedication for Just/Jen:

Miguel – ” Do You”… (Lyrics)


JL @ 12/03/2012 at 5:38 pm


We live in the free world –
no need to talk about “crazy self promotion”…
There is a pr team –
it’s a usual thing.
But nobody can force to read the news…
So all the audience is interested much.
I’m not sure parents death is theme for jokes -
nobody can avoid one.
But if people care even about Norman’s death -
it’s because Jennifer is loved by millions – why not?

In response: I guess that Courtney and David
skipped the “engagement” party,
so they could spend time in they burying
of their dead marriage….thanks Ticky!!!

Mom and Dad might get to view
the photographs of the “engagement” party.

Lyrics to the song:” Do You”
by Miguel at

Do you like drugs?

Have you ever felt love?

Do you still believe in love?

What do you love? Yeah, do you like drum?
Well, me too. Me too.
Me too babe. Me too.

Do you like love?
Do you like love?
Yeah, do you like drum?
Well, me too. Me too.
This is what we’re gonna do.

What about Monday morning
And all we see is like summer
And a private beach.
Like paper silouhette best out of me.
Momma said the greatest thing in life
Won’t be what about lust
What about trust?
What about ??
She said you know what I do.
Well, you do
You know what we do now.

Do you like love?
Do you like love?
Yeah, do you like drum?
Well, me too. Me too.
Me too babe. Me too.
This is what we’re gonna do.

Tonight, let’s dance a little harder.
Till the morning came along.

Do you like love?
Do you like love?
Yeah, do you like drum?
Well, me too. Me too.
Me too babe. Me too.
This is what we’re gonna do.

Tonight, you and me tonight (uuuhu)
you and me tonight (uuuhu)
you and me tonight (uuuhu)
you and me tonight (uuuhu)
you and me tonight (uuuhu)
Oh, I don’t know what about love babe.
Yeah, I wanna do you like drugs tonight.
I wanna do you like drugs tonight.

Courteney is busy with her own romance.
Chelsea is busy too.
Many friends can be busy…
Mom and Dad are at the age
when health is a question # 1.

So…Bc a person has been an actress they have to stay one for the rest of their lives?? Maybe in some people’s small minds. As for Brad wanting to do something different..Who Cares,he has been acting for over 20yrs..lots of peeps change what they do.
But I guess this is all to sensible to inane HATERS to understand..after all they worship a woman who hates change!!

BTW–If JA ever wins an Oscar,I will give my house to her fave no worries about ever losing it. hahaha

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/04/2012 at 9:24 pm

@JL: true friends would never miss the most happiest and important day such as an engagement..unless they know its FAKE & and embarrassed that you have to buy a gigolo, buy your own GAUDY costume ring! why waste presents on something that won’t last. Paid for racist bff won’t show support becuz she doesn’t give 2 Sh*t about fake frienship..LMAO the tv hactress getting an Oscar!! In la la Loonifer land!! Bwahaha!! she sure will go down in Hollywood history as the one who got dumped for and upgraded on!! I suggest you save your welfare
check so you can have a room in the la la loonybin next to your PR. Queen. I did i do i will …love the washed up has been tv hactress! Bwahaha

JustinWantsAFrontlaceWig @ 12/04/2012 at 10:09 pm

MeanJen has to spend every holiday with people on her payroll, “america’s sweetheart” hates her family. she will never remarry OldladyJen has sucked the creativity out of eddie munster

JustinWantsAFrontlaceWig @ 12/04/2012 at 10:14 pm

LeatherFace career is so hot, she is so in demand hahahaha

47yoa hag too old for the castingcouch, guess midget boy or Huvane will have to bendOver and take one for the team, girl gotta work lots of folks on her payroll

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 1:43 am

JL @ 11/27/2012 at 5:34 pm
Try to use the soap.
Than a lubricant.
Than a dildo.
And enjoy the life.
JL @ 11/28/2012 at 5:54 pm
Try to bark “Woof!” correct
during sex :)
@ Justinwantsafrontlace
wow!! Just LOSER is an expert in that department! bending down on all fours, barking like a dog&sticking toys up where the sun don’t shine is the only way Just LOSER enjoys his life!!! awe!! how sweet! the PR. Queen will be so happy to have Just LOSER as her #1 psychotic fan to show the gigolo how to take one for the team!! like he always say, “don’t forget to wash the a.s.s!” and, lonely spinster MEh can help get it nice and soapy! ain’t that right dumb&dumber,Whamo& MegaShiT? oopsie…i mean, Just LOSER & schizo Jilly? bwahaha!!!!

This site is about movie.
Why can’t you forget dildo?
Obsessed much?

Lovely Jen always looks so lovely!

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 10:08 am

@JL: oh, did you have a brainfart? honey, those are your words…didn’t i tell you to stop showing the whole cyberworld how you are raised and keep your nasty obsessions to yourself!!! see, what your bizarre obsession w/your old hag’s “delicious ears” lead to…nothing but pure embarrassement!!! told you thats what happens when you’re on the losing team! bwahahahhaa

JustinWantsAFrontlaceWig @ 12/05/2012 at 11:17 am

@Ssshhii_baby@ 12/05/2012 at 1:43 am
@ Justinwantsafrontlace
wow!! Just LOSER is an expert in that department! bending down on all fours, barking like a dog&sticking toys up where the sun don’t shine is the only way Just LOSER enjoys his life!!! awe!! how sweet! the PR. Queen will be so happy to have Just LOSER as her #1 psychotic fan to show the gigolo how to take one for the team!! like he always say, “don’t forget to wash the a.s.s!” and, lonely spinster MEh can help get it nice and soapy! ain’t that right dumb&dumber,Whamo& MegaShiT? oopsie…i mean, Just LOSER & schizo Jilly? bwahaha!!!!
Now that was funny!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 11:41 am

@JustinWantsAFrontlaceWig: it’s not hard when the Moroniston practically write the joke on themselves! they are not called Moroniston for no reason! and, just like their idol…they’re the gift that keeps on giving!!! bwahahahaha!!

Hey two psycho teens,
why can’t you live without
The only joy in your pitiful life?
Not like your dog kegs.

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 12:35 pm

@JL: boy!! you imbreds really LOVE your “sexy doggie”.
Just LOSER, haven’t you learn a thing from this…how many times i have to tell you to stop broadcoasting your bizarre beastility fantasies to the whole cyber world! don’t complain when your words come back and bite you in the again!! stooopid, kid!!

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 12:45 pm

correction: broadcasting not broadcoasting…better fix the typo before lonely spinster MEh aka schizo Jilly cream in her depends diaper becuz she found something misspelled! lol..

I’m telling you can’t live without JA thread.
But you keep just a sex in your mind.
Poor maniac

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 1:47 pm

@JL: like i told you before WHAMO! you like to go on the Jolie-Pitt threads and disrupt the thread posting under multiple guess what, im giving you a taste of your own medicine! don’t think you will have peace in here when you troll 24/7…sorry moo moo! can’t handle the heat stay the F-outta kitchen!! bwahahhaha..

poor sushi:
you see my comments on JP thread
even if I don’t post :)
I don’t like to another nicks – it’s boring.
And look at you:
nobody care here when you post :)
Because you are just a boring sushi-kid…

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 12/05/2012 at 4:33 pm

In TWO days Angelina Jolie thread 358 post
In TWENTY days Chinnochio threard 337 post
if only Jackass LuppyLu is not to busy with his Dildo, Lubricant and soap on Dolly, I bet Chinni chin chin thread will go up to 1200 in twenty days!!!!

@ChelSHIIT HOndler: Of course,
so many people want to say:

If Jolie will quit acting
we will post anyway.
Brad will cheat on her,
children will make her crazy,
she’ll start to become fat –
life is good.

Ssshhii_baby @ 12/05/2012 at 5:37 pm

sure you don’t Just LOSER! well, obviously you must be really bored cuz you answer every single poster in here!!! i would tell you to get a job but no one would hire a fat tranny like you! isn’t that right, WHALE MOO! hehee

IMO, there is nothing left to say
about this dumb cluck
that allows herself to be used
like a rubber hose.

Look how quickly Halle Berry
closed down the gossip train.

What a cheap piece of used
chewing gum, Jen seems to have become.

I think that maybe she could mimmic
the losers that attend the cheap strip joints
that the men use bands to make her dance.

What a pole dancer
she might make, if her lungs
do not give out first.

Yeah, Halle Berry is OK –
no gossip train,
nobody knows who Olivier Martinez and Gabriel Aubry are….:)

Don’t worry kid
I can check this thread every hour -
you have no chances
to blah-blah-blah with impunity.
You can’t ignore my comments.
Good boy :)

Seriously WHY THE FU*K would anybody in there right mind want to check ANY celebs site every Hour.Do you not even sleep? It makes no sense?? Altho maybe to tweens in love with Beiber or One Direction,BUT def not a female doing it to a 43yr old celebrity(not actress,celebrity) I can only think that you must be mentally obsessed with JA,have no job,no kids & no friends. Your only friends are internet friends bc you cannot make real ones?
Why bother responding to every single post?? It is peoples right to dislike JA. Why care so much?? Seriously?? SMH

Angelina Jolie is so elegant and beautiful! She would have rocked out this outfit, lol!


Poor loon you admit that FUGgelina is Tasteless
Jen has good taste on dresses FUGgelina is not

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 12/06/2012 at 3:30 am

So good Chinnochio taste on dresses
the only man chinni can get enggage to is
the FUGLIEST of FUG penny less, fame less, Midget… bald Freddy Munster …
Poor Luppy Loon Loonyfers… Two Fug and Fuglier ….
No sighn of Chin and Phin for a while… Hope the Phinnochio nose job heal nicely … They need all the help they can get, got to work the look … as the best FUG EVEEEEERRRR!!!!!

@ChelSHIIT HOndler:
what about your taste on dildo? :)
You were so impressed -
check your comments…

AGA you are so sweet
thanks for caring about my health –
I sleep well.
I told I CAN check this thread every hour.
It doesn’t mean I will.
I like A BALANCE in the Nature.
as we have a well organized JA bashing here…
I love Justice, OK ?
My pleasure

Karma is a Lady Justice.
Jolie demonstrates what happens
if you want to hear just your ego & ****** -
a very short time of a “satisfaction” illusion,
and very high price for that…
Jenifer lives in accordance with her heart -
that is why her life is stable.
No matter what the Box Office is
she has A FREEDOM OF CHOICE all the time,
she has lots of friends and millions of fans
(young and not very) in all the World.
Jolie’s fans are trying to say
JA wants to prove something to JPs…
That would be ridiculous – she is not so stupid.
She lives her own life in the real world,
but her dreams come in to reality.
She had a strong wish to become an actress
and she did it no matter what.
Jennifer’s Star is on the Walk of Fame – it’s forever.
Despite the phenomenal success of Friends
she didn’t use even 25 % of her acting abilities.
Jennifer works hard like before.
Perfectionism in the profession – it’s for good.
It will bring the result she deserves.

I so love the decency of this site! )
Not like my own one. :)
So I’ll not repeat the word under the ******.
It’s not a soul, not heart, not face, not spiritual beauty –
it’s not even about legs – it’s about way of body using.
Jolie devoted her life to that.
Jennifer devoted all her life to acting.
We can see the difference.

Take my advice and go see Brad Pitt’s
movie called, “Killing Them Softly.”

I saw it and I thought that it was great.
Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher? Really?
If you don’t yet know who Jack Reacher is, you will. Reacher is Lee Child’s cross between Rambo and Kung Fu, a former military policeman with an insanely accurate memory and a mind that can figure out any mathematical equation on the fly. Since mustering out of the military, he’s traveled light, typically with only the clothes on his back and a toothbrush. Reacher is a formidable opponent, sleek and powerful. And massive.

So when word got out that Tom Cruise would be playing Reacher in Jack Reacher, coming this holiday season to a theater near you, Child’s fans were irate. Tom Cruise is a fine actor, they figured, but Reacher is a big guy. A big, strong guy. A linebacker. Tom Cruise is more like a shortstop.

For the record, the movie’s cast includes Cruise and Robert Duvall, so there’s a decent chance it’ll be good. But Cruise is the last guy most people would have figured for Jack Reacher. According to Lee Child’s website, the author is “thrilled and can’t wait to see the final cut.” Of course, even if Child thinks Cruise isn’t quite the right guy, it would be bad form (and a contractual violation) to publicly argue.

If anyone can overcome the difference in stature, it would be Cruise. Crazy as he is, he’s a hell of an actor. And honestly, without going the Vin Deisel route, no one better immediately comes to mind. But from the time I see the movie, I’ll see Reacher differently.

Which brings to mind other actors who were cast for parts based on book characters:

Robert Urich as Spenser. Urich was a prolific actor and his body type was right. But he wasn’t hard enough to play the character. Put James Caan in Robert Urich’s body and maybe you have something. Joe Mantegna played the part better, but he made Spenser look like he’d been really sick for a long time.
Avery Brooks as Hawk. Avery Brooks was Hawk. His casting was perhaps the most perfect I’ve seen in an adaptation of books.
Michelle Monaghan as Angie Gennaro. Gone Baby Gone was an incredible book. Now when I read any of Dennis Lehane’s Kenzie and Gennaro series, I see Casey Affleck as Patrick. Amy Madigan was perfect as Bea McCready. But Angie is feisty and often ready to mix it up. Monaghan played her much more passively.
Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes. ****-a-doodie perfect. (Of course, I have to say that, or she’ll make me cut my thumbs off with an electric knife.)
Robert Redford as Roy Hobbs. If Redford were ten years younger, this would be dead-on perfect. Still, it’s the best baseball movie ever made, based in no small part on Redford’s work.
Pretty much everyone in Harry Potter. All the major characters fulfilled my imaginary vision of what I thought they’d be. Though I think Patrick Stewart would have made a fantastic Dumbledore.
Jodie Foster as Clarice Starling. Jodie Foster is a great actress, but by the time Silence of the Lambs came out, I thought she was in her mid-thirties (she was actually 28). I figured Starling for younger than that and had a hard time getting over the difference.
How about you? Who would you have play Reacher? What actor nailed it as a book character and what actor do you think was horribly miscast?

************copied and pasted**********

Will you go once more next weekend?
Or it’s great and it’s enough?

Who stole Me’s comment?
Just great

I love her!
wanna meet her someday!

Would be nice to see Jolie on the kitchen.
All the day.
And at the end of the day she will listen:
“Mommy, we won’t eat THIS!
We want PIZZA !”

Beautiful like always:)

ChelSHIIT HOndler @ 12/07/2012 at 6:08 pm

Like to see Chinnichio chin chin in Housing welfare…
Visiting her long lost mother….
and the end of the day.. Chinny will listen…
” daughter help me please”
Wow… But you are a decease …
Mother: and you are UGLY!!!

Her mother envies to the daughter beauty
to the daughters achievements.
What a nice mommy…

Imagine Jen playing Sally Field’s character
in the movie, “Abraham Lincoln.”

What a prize.
The best two films that I saw
in ages, was “Killing Them Softly,”
and “The Life of Pi.”

I finally got to see the DVD of “Mirror, Mirror.”

I loved it.

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