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Jimmy Kimmel: 'Movie: The Movie: 2V' - Watch Now!

Jimmy Kimmel: 'Movie: The Movie: 2V' - Watch Now!

Jimmy Kimmel celebrated the 2013 Academy Awards with his annual post-Oscars special and the release of his new short film/trailer, Movie: The Movie: 2V!

The star-studded film is the follow-up to the talk show host’s popular film from last year. Make sure to watch Movie: The Movie now in case you haven’t seen it.

Here are the celebrities involved in order of appearance: Jimmy, Rachel Weisz, Armie Hammer, Topher Grace, Jessica Chastain, Jude Law, Gerard Butler, Bryan Cranston, John Krasinski, Oprah Winfrey, Wolf Blitzer, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Jason Schwartzman, the voice of Chris Rock, Bruno Mars, Salma Hayek, Matt Damon, Amanda Seyfried, Channing Tatum, and Samuel L. Jackson.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Jimmy Kimmel’s new film Movie: The Movie: 2V?


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14 Comments

# 1

I liked the first version better…

# 2

release the Tatum. lol

# 3

That was hilarious …. More of this in Hollywood please ;)

# 4
an opinion @ 02/25/2013 at 9:37 am

All the celebs does not change that it’s not funny just stupid.

# 5

Aawwww just goes to show you jimmy sequels sometimes suck!

# 6

kimmel should host the next oscars

# 7
God Bless yoou all! @ 02/25/2013 at 2:30 pm

“I am the gate; whoever enters through me will be saved. They will come in and go out, and find pasture. The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full.” John 10:9-10

# 8

How does Butler ever get any work? Why is he still around?

# 9

this “free career advice” for GB is on one of his threads. pretty dead on.
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1 – Stop dying your hair when it’s not necessary for a role. It doesn’t look natural and makes you look older and desperate to hide it. Plus, since there are tons of photos out there of you being pretty darn gray, everyone knows that the reason why you’re dying it now when you don’t have to for a film is because your girlfriend is 24 and you don’t want to look like her grandfather instead of just looking like her father. You’re not fooling anyone. Stop.
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2 – Stop dating girls under 25. Really stop dating anyone under 30 because you’re in your mid-40s now and you look creepy. It’s not so much that you currently have a 24 year old girlfriend. It’s that you started with her when she was 23, you started with the Serbian girl when she was younger than 23, girls as young as 17 tweet about you chatting them up and inviting them to party with you, since you’ve been with a ton of models and models rarely have careers after 25, good bet that your girls were younger than that. In short, you’ve been creeping on very recently juvenile girls for a long time, so it’s obvious that when you start up with a girl like Madalina Ghenea when she’s 23, it’s not for her heart and mind. It’s for super creepy old man chasing young tail creeping. Stop it. No one wants to give an Oscar to a 43 year old man who considers current high school girls to be ripe for shagging in a few years. For your career, stop it. Stop being a creep.
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3 – Find a mentor who hasn’t called a cop “Sugar T/ts,” threatened the mother of his child on tape, or managed to be reviled by some of the most powerful people in Hollywood because of his antisemitic comments, but HAS either starred in or directed multiple critically acclaimed and Oscar winning films, AND NEVER AGREE TO APPEAR IN OR PRODUCE ANOTHER MOVIE UNLESS THAT MENTOR SAYS IT’S OK. Your ability to evaluate scripts sucks dirty baboon balls. You need help. Maybe take “George Clooney 101.” Clooney ain’t no Russell Crowe or Daniel Day Lewis, but he knows how to pick projects that play to his strengths.
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4 – If you take and pass “George Clooney 101: How To Pick Scripts That Make You Look Like A Genius Actor When You’re Just Ok,” sign up for “George Clooney 102: How To Be A Single Man In Hollywood Dating Hot Chics And Still Be Professionally Respected.” Because GB ……. Damn. Brandi Glanville? A score for her ambitions. A major hit to yours. A man so sexually desperate that he’d hit up Brandi Glanville and set himself up for that lameness can’t be the Sexiest Man Alive. Think about it dude.
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5 – Stop saying that you’ve always loved the women of whatever country you happen to be in when you’re asked the question and think they’re sooo beautiful. Your taste in women makes it seem like you’re not into girls who read, but women do read, have seen it before, and know you’re full of sheet.
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6 – Stop inviting women you’ve just met to party with you. No, all of the tweets by girls saying you’ve hit them up aren’t true. Of course a lot of them are. Think about this — in the age of Facebook and Twitter, what’s the best way for a famous man to make himself look like a player? Hm?
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7 – STOP GOING TO CLUBS WHERE PEOPLE WOULD WONDER IF YOU’RE THERE SEARCHING FOR YOUR WAYWARD DAUGHTER BREAKING CURFEW IF YOU WERE NOT FAMOUS.
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8 – In the same way, even if you’re not dating or sleeping with them (see Item # 2), realize that most young girls who you ask to party with you would NEVER accept if you weren’t famous because when a man in his 40s approaches so much younger girls and asks them to meet him somewhere later, the girls usually run away afraid that they’re going to end up in an unmarked van with blacked out windows. Fame is not a license to do what is weird and seedy for an unfamous person to do. Figure that out already.
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9 – DO NOT talk in interviews about going to Thailand in January on a quest to get centered among the humble people and spiritual places. There is nothing humble and spiritual about visiting temples before returning to the Four Seasons with your 24 year old bikini model girlfriend and ordering room service at a cost that would feed the villages of the truly humble people for a month.
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10 – STOP WITH THE “I GET SO BEAT UP MAKING MOVIES” PITY PARTY BULLSHEET IN INTERVIEWS! For real dude, pull your head out of your hiney and realize that a lot of the people reading or listening to your interviews are people who are working FOR MINIMUM WAGE! Do you think that the waitress who slices her hand open on a broken plate and prays that it doesn’t get infected because she doesn’t have health insurance to see a doctor or pay for medicine wants to read about poor baby Hollywood actor Gerard Butler thinking that he suffers because he got a boo boo while getting paid multi-millions to play make believe????? Man the f//k up and learn a little humility dude.

Jess Chastain should have won an Oscar for her role in ZDT. JLaw is too young and average. Jess is the new Meryl Streep.

God Bless yoou all! @ 02/26/2013 at 2:43 pm

“Trust God from the bottom of your heart; don’t try to figure out everything on your own. Listen for God’s voice in everything you do, everywhere you go; he’s the one who will keep you on track. Don’t assume that you know it all. Run to God! Run from evil! Your body will glow with health, your very bones will vibrate with life!” – Proverbs 3:5-8

Channing is hot. Want to see WHD!

Gerard is a has been. The trailer for his similar movie shows him as a boring agent who can be the only one to save the President. Boring.

Circle the photo of the actor that does not belong.

@oynot Sparta!

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