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Brad Pitt: LAX Arrival!

Brad Pitt: LAX Arrival!

Brad Pitt grabs his luggage as he heads out of LAX Airport on Sunday afternoon (March 10) in Los Angeles.

The 49-year-old actor was returning from a trip abroad to Paris, France.

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The day before, Brad was spotted stepping out of a car for a solo stroll in the city.

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# 2

So gross looking, cut that hair… And what’s up with the 20 different shades of black clothing, he looks and dresses like a homeless man, so weird.

# 3
Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 5:56 pm

Brad looks great after the 11.5 hour flight from Paris to LA.

# 4

brad is hot

# 5
Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 5:58 pm


What have you got against black clothes? Great color to travel long distances and flights in.

You are so silly LOL

# 6

he’s only 49? he looks 69 in these pix. guess he’s not living a healthy lifestyle.

# 7

the man looks gorgeous!!

# 8

brad & angie bella family

# 9

Aww Papa Pitt is back home with his Angie and six amazing kids!

just lurking @ 03/10/2013 at 6:04 pm

Welcome home handsome daddy.

vickifromtexas @ 03/10/2013 at 6:05 pm


He looks some happy to have landed; successful trip and now home to the loves of his life. Like he often says, he’s a very lucky man. What an evolution of a man from pretty boy with vacuous wife smokin’ doobies and doin’ shrink….to this amazing entrepreneur, great actor, admirable humanitarian, daddy to six kids and married to woman who boasts the same resume. Quite a life journey so far.

Passing Through @ 03/10/2013 at 6:11 pm

Brad looks happy to be home…which will surely drive the trolls out of the woodwork to spew their usual bombatstic hate-mongering bullshite…


ITA! Great post.

guess the Margaritas and the baldy are the once not living the healthy lifestyle……shove off ur ignorance!!!

Brad is back home to his wonderful family. He looks so good!

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/10/2013 at 6:35 pm

Welcome home you gorgeous hunk you. Angelina is doing the “happy my man is home” dance.
Beautiful family. Beautiful man.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/10/2013 at 6:37 pm

Hi Phool, Hi Rose….

Hope you ladies are having a great day.
Been in moderation… with you both soon, I hope.
Poppa Pitt is back and I am so glad Jared let my previous post thru. Here’s hoping this one goes thru as well.
Love you lovely ladies. Blessings.

I think what makes the trolls lose their shite overall is the fact that Brad is still literally besotted with Angie; this man really, really loves her and in no way could go off and have an affair with her and return to the deadend………….can you imagine that? He knew when he left he would pursue Angie to spend the rest of his life with her…….this was not about s*x but it just goes to show where the deadend’s head was at…….after all those years her head was so far up her own azz she still didn’t have a clue as to what Brad was missing in their marriage.

The reallys sad part is……….she still doesn’t. Imagine that. After observing his life with Angie and family she still doesn’t get it. She is actually worse than even we imagine.

If she had ‘got’ it she would have been humbled and understood what he was longing for and instead of trying to turn the world agaisnt Angie, she would have understood it had nothing to do with Angie.

It was just that when he met Angie it all clicked in his head after observing her mothering Mad that he ached to have what she had and he then knew he longed to have the ‘type’ of loving, centred woman as a wife and mother; and I am certain he was impressed by her world view……and not what diet she was going to go on next week; that she spent her time thinking about others and not about herself. This was foreign to him at the time but his soul jumped at it because that is who he was deep inside. It had just been buried in HW bullshite and a bad marriage.

passing poo @ 03/10/2013 at 6:38 pm

Passing poo. what will you be spewing about tacky oh lets say in about the next 20years…the same bullcrap…you all are pass at CH…you shouting she just like all of you loons on this site…ever talking sh!t..

Same clothes. Brad’s BO must have lit up 1st class.

Saw new pics of Mad – it’s been so long. He’s looks tall and he’s a handsome young man, love the blond in his hair

an opinion @ 03/10/2013 at 6:45 pm

Couple of tweets I found. Brad and Angelina are even being mentioned at the sxsw.

Rachel Emma ‏@itsrachelemma
anne-marie slaughter: brad pitt/ jolie great models for equally engaged, parenthood, careers; no issues of his masculinity. #sxsw #longgame
Spring Moore ‏@simee
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are good role models for having it all. #worklife #sxsw
Christina Vuleta ‏@4020Vision
Brad Pitt is the ultimate role- model -@AMslaughter work-life change #SXSW
Fjord ‏@fjord
Brad Pitt is the ideal male role model for men says @slaughteram. He gets the work/family balance. #sxsw

I love this man so much.

Mostly everyone has positive comments about him. Haters just increase his popularity.

It must be so cool to be photographed lol

Brad is looking hot.

Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 6:49 pm


And you know these are the same clothes cause you are all knowing?

It is common knowledge that many celebs buy multiples of the same clothes in the same color as do many non-celebs cause that is what one likes. And Brad cetainly has the $$$ to buy as many black clothing items as he wants to whenever he wants to. Buying all black or all blue or all red or whatever color you like best simplifies one’s life you know.

But you lack common sense so of course you lack common knowledge as well.

Such silliness.

@awwwww: Brad always looks hot.

an opinion @ 03/10/2013 at 6:55 pm

I love that intellegent people respect Brad and Angelina.
Those tweets #23 were based on a speech by Alice Marie Slaughter is the Professor of Politics and International Affairs at Princeton University and was formerly Dean of Princeton’s Woodrow Wilson School of Public and International Affairs
Slaughter’s article titled “Why Women Still Can’t Have it All” appeared in the July/August 2012 issue of The Atlantic. In the first four days after publication, the piece attracted 725,000 unique readers, making it by far the most popular magazine article ever published in that magazine.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/10/2013 at 6:55 pm

“and instead of trying to turn the world agaisnt Angie, she would have understood it had nothing to do with Angie.”
Dawne, I believe that is what she initially said. She said Angelina did not break up her marriage.
It wasn’t until much later when she saw she could not turn the public against Brad the new plan was hatched to make Angelina the scapegoat, tear her down, embarrass Brad and make Brad come back to her from sheer embarrassment. It did not work.

Gorgeous Brad is back home with his beautiful family.

Tiger won today.

daddy’s home!

crdt brangelinaforum
Zimbio has 15 pics of Brad at the airport in Paris


(yes, but in Tuesday is going again to his ‘business’
the wedding of our Jen;), I can’t wait

@The ring: Sorry to bother you but you are going to have a little dissapointment.

Brad looks great.

intelligent people? @ 03/10/2013 at 7:14 pm

Where? Surely not here.
Just a buch of over- the-top nuts trying to fill the empty void in their lives.


YES!! I am so happy for Tiger!

Also. I love sexy Brad’s shoes. I know his hottie wife Angelina and their adorable children are excited daddy Brad is home.

Imagine being on a flight with that smelly hobo? He must have stunk out the entire plane!

love them @ 03/10/2013 at 7:22 pm

love Brad.

Thanks Jared for new Brad pics. Brad looks so sexy and happy to be home.

a lurker @ 03/10/2013 at 7:06 pm

crdt brangelinaforum
Zimbio has 15 pics of Brad at the airport in Paris
The gold ring on his left hand…

umm @ 03/10/2013 at 7:27 pm

He has the ring on his right ring finger in all of the pictures except the last. In the last one it’s on his left hand and the finger next to the pointer. I wonder why he changed it from one hand to the other and put it on a different finger. Maybe people were asking if he was married. Hmmm.

I’m gonna take another look to see if I imagined that, but I’ve already looked three times lol.

groundcontrol @ 03/10/2013 at 7:47 pm

Who in the world complains about wearing black? They must be checkers at K Mart. Black is the all purpose, classic color. There is a reason thaat the LBD is and always will be a classic.
Brad looks great. And like the normal guy he is. Just more beautiful.
Some great posts from the last thread from FALP, PT, Clini and others. Always enjoy my colleagues take on things as it would seem do the trolls who can’t stay away and keep from reading them. ;)
i have some salmon teriyaki awaiting. Laters.

Daddy is home. fished up the bisiness including last minute wedding touch up me thinks. Hot love tonight. The kids will be sent out somewhere hahaahahaha

@dawne: – #19

Great post. Tks.

@QQQQ – I’m happy that Tiger won. At 18 he made many mistakes. It was great that he thanked Steve Stricker for helping him in his putting.

Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 8:05 pm


Brad actually has 2 gold bands on, one on each hand. On his right hand he has the ring he has worn for a long time on his ring finger. Now he is also wearing a new band on his left hand middle finger

You can see both of the rings much more clearly in the previous thread jj posted re Brad’s hypothetical earnings from Parade Sunday newspaper supplement.

His wearing gold rings on his left and right fingers!look the 9th pic on the old thread …married or not yet?hmmmmmm interesting…long hours of flight and Mr.Pitt still look handsome as ever!!! im glad his back home safe.

Brad has the best gait in Hollywood, hands down!

@Love the JoliePitts:
LTJP, I believe all of what you said, except for the part about getting Brad to come back to her, as dumb as Maniston is, she knows dammmn well once Brad Pitt leaves he is GONE like the wind, never to look back…getting back with her, would have been as likely as getting back with Robin Givens, maybe more so. Maniston knew that. I also believe she knows Brad wasn’t truly ever ‘in love’ with her, she knows she was rebound, she knew he wasn’t happy and was ready to turn a page, she knew he didn’t want kids with her, and even implied in the VF piece (seeking sympathy for sure, but also keeping it real):“I wonder if he ever loved me at all.” Uh, that would be no, Manny.
Don’t get me wrong. Brad’s a good guy, I think he loved her at the outset. Not ‘in love,’ but love, he probably thought they were a team, and could ‘heal’ together as she said in her VF whinefest tell-all (<- passive aggressively alluding to the Paltrow debacle he suffered thru just to irritate Brad I'm sure)
I think when he married her, he was still rebounding and angry and upset over Paltrow still and that framed everything he did at that moment in time…if there had been no Paltrow, there would have been no broken engagement, and no Maniston. He was still burnt and hurt and he wanted to make a go of something and immerse himself in another circle of people out of his circle, out of his 'film' industry (rat faced tv people, as Amy Poehler says,lol, but another circle nontheless – especially when the Weinsteins and Paltrow decided to strategically build up and reinforce Paltrow's 'image,' after the breakup by slamming Brad — remember, Weinstein planted headlines like: 'Ben Affleck, the Thinking Man's Brad Pitt' <- Affleck, who was brought in to rehab Paltrow, and start a new power couple was Weinstein approved.)
I believe because of Brad being so messed up, there was probably a small window IN THE VERY BEGINNING had Maniston not been an insecure tv hack who wanted to climb up to his level and try to be a 'movie star,' perhaps she could have had a kid, and Brad being the gentleman may not have walked away, no matter how miserable he was.
But you know what? Maniston was deaf, dumb and blind. She didn't realize Brad's niceness only goes so far, and it goes only a very short way, when the other person is a selfish stupid narcissistic twahtShe . Which Brad found out very early on IMO.
She knew he would NOT be back, ever. I think she knew when Brad told her his feelings for Angie, and gah knows when that was, way before Angie knew his intentions probably. But the kind of man Brad is?? If he's standing in a room telling his then-wife, he can't get another woman out of his head, the man is leaving. Brad doesn't tell a woman he's enchanted with another woman, and then want to 'work' thru that (Affleck style) – NO — see, that was Brad telling the bish, he was outta there! LOL Then add to that, the pics that 'shocked her and the world,' (bahaha) seeing Brad playing with Mad on the beach…if that bish knows anything at all about that man, she knew then and there she was looking at his future family. Angie is not one to 'play,' with, and certainly not when her toddler son is involved… if Brad Pitt was with them…he. was. the. one.
That's why the broad said she was 'shocked,' she wasn't shocked Brad wanted Angelina, he had already told her that months before, she was 'shocked,' he didn't her bidding to not publicly get together with Angelina, before she could rentadate herself. Hahahaha.
Power of the Ange.

Passing Through @ 03/10/2013 at 8:36 pm

# 32 QQQQ @ 03/10/2013 at 7:00 pm
4Q -
I watched it. That was an ugly ending but otherwise he played a great. That’s 2 wins out of the 4 tourneys he’s played this year. Maybe the people ragging on his swing changes will STFU now. Or at least I can dream they will.
BTW – Did you notice that BDB JUST HAPPENS to conveniently be in Roger’s half of the draw? But at least Murray is in NOle’s half this time like he should be. Plus DelPo is in that half. Berdych is in in BDB’s quarter so Roger wouldn’t have to play him until the semis if he beats BDB. For once Roger didn’t get the shitttest draw of the top 4. My Boo is cute, but let’s get real – he’s #5 now that BDB’s back.

JEN THE HAG @ 03/10/2013 at 8:38 pm

Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 8:05 pm

I guess Brad and Angelina already got married that’s why he’s wearing a wedding ring. In the meantime TICKY is googling in the internet to get info about Brad’s and Angelelina’s wedding and whinning to HUVANE about it… saying..NO, NO it can’t be why did they married before me….. NO, NO, i won’t allow it NOOOO…bwahahhahahh!!!
Meanwhile Toyboy is having a second thought marrying THE TICK… maybe he’d end up like Brad who went into theraphy for 2 years after marrying the blood sucking FAT TICK ANUSTON ..bwahahhahah!!

guess what @ 03/10/2013 at 8:51 pm

Brad and Angelina have a wine now. Because why not? It’s called the Miraval Rose 2012, it sells for $139 for six bottles, and I hear it tastes like sacrificial pony blood with traces of greasy beard and afternotes of *****. It’s not for everyone.

guess what @ 03/10/2013 at 8:52 pm

Brad and Angelina have a wine now, I guess. Because why not? It’s called the Miraval Rose 2012, it sells for $139 for six bottles, and I hear it tastes like sacrificial pony blood with traces of greasy beard and afternotes of skkankk. It’s not for everyone.

It’s a miracle he is carrying his own luggage

to guess what,
and your point is?

her point????she can’t end.

Welcome back Mr. Pitt Mr. successful wine maker Mr. Man.




naturegirl @ 03/10/2013 at 9:22 pm

Looking good my fave. Cant wait for World War Z

The best quote about Brad and Angie’s relationship for me was when Angie said they both went on faith. That they could have been so wrong.

That quote says it all. And the hags feel it too. It says that the possibility of what he could have with Angie was more of a pull and draw then what he actually had with Aniston. They did go on faith. they had no idea if things would work out. If the reality of being together would live up to the dream or thoughts they had about each other.

Brad didn’t know if things would work out with Angie. They could have crashed and burned the way the hags predicted. But the thing was he was willing to walk away and take the chance with Angie and what they could be together. HE GAVE IT ALL UP for a CHANCE with her. And that is what makes the troll so made. And she did the same. Gave up so much for what she could have with him. That is just beyond romantic.

suck it haters.

African Girl @ 03/10/2013 at 9:26 pm

Awww, Jared you are such a meanie….Lol.
It’s so unfair to place whatshisname’s picture next to BP’s. Juxtaposed like that just makes it really obvious how soooooo not good looking and stunted looking you know who is.

They look like twins!
Brad getting the best of it, the good looking twin of course

Brad has a face of Angel. No one can compare to him.

Comparing Theroux to Pothead is like comparing a fresh-looking grape to an old, wrinkled, sun-dried raisin. The media reports on how looking JT is, whereas everybody talk about how Pothead and Heroina sucked the hot out of each other. The drug addict is really showing his age and has never looked worse, even when Clooney and Deep are in the same range and they look ten years younger.

And why is this tool smiling at the paps? Why complaining about the loss of privacy then? He should pretend he doesn’t like the attention but he’s such a bad actor that he can’t even conceal that. XD

Comparing Theroux to Pothead is like comparing a fresh-looking grape to an old, wrinkled, sun-dried raisin. Ever since he started dating JA, media reports on how good looking JT is, whereas everybody talk about how Pothead and Heroina sucked the hot out of each other. The drug addict is really showing his age and has never looked worse, even when Clooney and Deep are in the same range and they look ten years younger.

And why is this tool smiling at the paps? Why complaining about the loss of privacy then? He should pretend he doesn’t like the attention but he’s such a bad actor that he can’t even conceal that. XD

Take it with a grain of salt.
According to UK Sun, Brad and Angie got marriage license at the end of last month.

Just Sayin @ 03/10/2013 at 10:01 pm

Maniston’s gigolo looks like a criminal.

Dragonfly2 @ 03/10/2013 at 10:05 pm

#2 you are so right ever since he’s been woman of darkness he looks awful and dirty all the time. Cut your hair.

Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 8:05 pm
I thought about that after I made the post, but couldn’t see his left hand until the last pic. The rings, as far as I could tell, look a lot alike. Anyway, we’ll find out about a wedding when they’re ready to let the world know.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 03/10/2013 at 10:06 pm

Hello All. I am glad to know that I am not the only one wondering about the too rings, and both of them gold. I think the real test as to whether something is up is if we see continue to see Brad wearing both rings on both hands. Although I am more inclined to think they haven’t married yet and probably won’t until school is out for both Brad and Angelina’s children as well as all of the school age nieces and nephews.

I think they will have a have a late-May or June maybe when all their family are able to attend.I would love for them to marry June 15th, two days after my birthday.

I think they aren’t married yet, but left hand ring signals they will marry soon.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/10/2013 at 10:29 pm

Cliniqua ……..Thank you for explaining Why Handler was Hired by Huvane.
Excellent Post! I repost it hopefully with your permission. I hope every fan will read it.
Don’t get it twisted. Drunk Trashy Handjob was hired and signed by Huvane to basically be Maniston’s on-call pittbull to attack Angelina on a consistent basis, so Traniston wouldn’t have to get her old man hand’s dirty. PERIOD. I bet she was made an offer to get one last public dig in on Angelina pre marriage to the tiny bald human grease spot, and Maniston just might make Handjob her Dog of Honor. LOL
Background on the hoooure, all 3 of them (Man, Trashy and Huvsy): FACT: For 3 years after the split with Brad, Maniston whined, and moaned, and cried and was bitter and gave the cold shoulder, ONLY TO BRAD, never Angie. In fact, a) Maniston nor Handjob even KNOWS Angelina and b)Handjob never said one bad word against Angelina pre signing on Huvane’s dotted line. Also c) Handjob claims that Maniston never ever never never even talks about Angelina, EVER!
So why the beef??
Huvane decided, long about 2008-2009, to change strategies. The whole ‘Brad is mean, give him the cold shoulder and hate him forever like dear old Moms,’ strategy, just. wasn’t. working. No one hates Brad Pitt.
THAT presented a problem because Maniston will indeed hate Brad Pitt for life, but hating on him in public (in print mags and on Oprah, etc), just made her look the whiny pathetic sore loser.
In 2008-2009, the Huvane inspired one-sided CATFIGHT with Angelina was born: it debuted in Vogue, and on Oprah and the pages of GQ. in late 2008/early 2009 Designed to get back at Brad by attacking his true love, and tearing HER down, was born. Back to back to back Time Most Influential, Most Admired Top 10 Woman in the World (the only actress), Forbes Most Powerful (a dozen times at least), awards for her philanthropy left and right.
Huvane’s goal was to deconstruct and dissassemble Angelina Jolie – to change the perception of who she is, in the eyes of the public, only THEN are you truly getting back at Brad Pitt. …and believe me Steffie Huvane misses Brad as much as Maniston does…he was all for it…and so, it began: .
* (STOP THE PRESSES!! Maniston is…(gasp!!) saying something not nice about Angelina!!! First black President?? Who cares??!! Did you hear Aniston mention the name that was never to be spoken from her paper thin lips ever?? What’d she say…what’d she saaaaaay about Angelinaaaaaa??!!! Er, she said she was uncool. OH SNAP!!! NO she Di’INT! What else, oh she snipes some more in GQ!! CATFIGHT IS ON!! )
A LOT of people everywhere cried in unison to Maniston: GET OVER IT BISH!!
Not the desired effect she wanted…the LAST thing Maniston wanted, is to have people laughing at how bitter and snarky and not over it she is. Maniston couldn’t continue to snipe, as that very definitely put her in the still bitter bish camp. So a SURROGATE attack dog was needed: Huvane signed Chelsea Handjob, mean drunk bish for hire, in 2009. It was made clear, that any attacks had to seemingly spring organic from Handjob’s diseased cesspool of a mouth. Maniston could not be attached. However, her SILENCE would speak volumes. …and so it does, when Handler goes on and on railing against Angelina’s character, a person she’s never met. Some portion of the public goes:…hmmm….Angie must have done a number on Maniston…and stole Brad like they say….
…and people wonder why I loathe those ugly rancid deceptive old cows.
So yeah, Huvane signs the mean drunkard from latenight cable to be Maniston’s attack dog for her. Afterall, if Jen’s new bestie is slamming Angelina, that MUST mean, that Chelsea Handjob knows all the Pitt secrets straight from the Jen horse’s mouth. There must be things that Angie did, that Jen can’t say…well, you know…because she’s a “lady,” and “classy.” (Member those two words Huvane paid trolls to plant circa 2008 forward) The objective was always to get you to believe that by since Handler was constantly smearing Angelina and her bestie Jen silently acquiesced, then Handler must KNOW something we don’t…and Angie must be deserving of the drunkard’s VENOM!
OR NOT. Make that definitely NOT. Handler is simply a hired pitbull insult dog, assigned to rip up Angelina, at very strategic times, to achieve one goal: malign Angelina, Brad’s angel, mother of 6, UN Special Envoy, celebrated philanthropist and humanitarian, and destroy her character – as that aids in narcissistic shaky fellow insecureloser boozehound TV hack Chin Anuston, feeling better about herself.
Because the goal is thus: if you malign, and destroy Angelina in the eyes of the world, you get your revenge on the person you have sworn to hate for life, even WORSE than dear old Mom’s, BRAD PITT.

arent marriage licenses public though? I think they are already married, and did so in the Carribean. the telegraph is a legit newspaper and they stayed at Donna Karens house and the person who got the scoop was from the fashion editor so maybe someone snitched. did they ever deny the wedding story. i could be wrong but Brad said soon and back in Jan or Feb of 2012 he said he was going to get momma a ring an like a month later he proposed, so he drops little hints.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/10/2013 at 10:45 pm

The ring on Brad’s left hand looks like it has writing on it. I cannot make out the letters.

In a special called meeting Monday, the Norcross City Council approved the permit application for a production company to film a TV show pilot in the downtown area.

FTP Productions plans to film the ABC pilot for a supernatural drama called “The Returned” from Wednesday, March 13, to Friday, March 15. Most filming will take place at the Pafford home at 566 N. Peachtree St., but the production also plans to capture downtown businesses, street traffic and some neighbors surrounding the home.

The Hollywood Reporter reports that the new show is penned by Aaron Zelman of “Criminal Minds” and based on a novel by Jason Mott. “Covert Affairs” actress Devin Kelley and Matt Craven of “NCIS,” “X-Men: First Class” and “Justified” will star in the pilot. Brillstein Entertainment and Brad Pitt’s Plan B will be in the executive production part of the show.

According to the Norcross permit application, the pilot will be directed by Charles McDougall, who also has directed episodes for “House of Cards,” “The Office,” “The Tudors” and “Sex and the City.”

WARWICK—The new movie “True Story,” which is being produced by Brad Pitt’s Plan B production company, is currently filming around Cascade Rd and Brady Rd in Warwick, NY. They are also working around Warwick County Park.

The movie is based on a memoir by Michael Finkel, the former New York Times Magazine writer who learned Christian Longo, one of the FBI’s Wanted, had been living under his identity for years. The day after Longo was captured, Finkel was fired for falsifying a story but, just when it seemed his career was over, Longo decided he would only do interviews with Finkel, which gave him a chance to redeem himself.

Pitt’s movie, which stars Jonah Hill and James Franco, will be filming scenes at Sparky’s Diner in Garnerville as soon as late March. A letter to the Town of Warwick from the film’s production manage states that “True Story” will be filming in the Orange County town through March 18.

groundcontrol @ 03/10/2013 at 11:05 pm

@Love the JoliePitts:
I think you got it right on the nose. LOL! When you don’t have the talent to back you up you have to resort to all kinds of shananigans.

Sweet Brad @ 03/10/2013 at 11:13 pm

@JP Fan:

CA has a confidential marriage license that is not public so it is not public record and is good for 90 days after it is issued for a marriage in CA.

So it is possible to get one but not probable that a UK tab would know about it.


groundcontrol @ 03/10/2013 at 11:18 pm

Sorry, Clini. I didn’t realize that was a repost of your excellent post.
As usual, you nailed it, Clini.

I hear wedding and i wake up :D I want more talk I love to see jps wedding. You think it is already done. I spot his middle ring from the first photo going to Paris. That is saying I am taken or ready something or soon …. cute I hope it is true. go back to sleep. but before that
Jared trying to cause controversy for respond for the nobody pr here?with c u n t ia comment how cheap can they get ? That ugly w@hore anyone would take her world for any thing. yck he only need to post it if some big mouth like her slapped her moneky face only..jared listen jps fans.

Clinqua and love jolie pitt spot on.
but I prefre less of that blood sucking user whome the fckn tabloid should have blown her cover long time ago. They useless fckrs just like her that is why they have one way for her that she doesn’t deseve.

to the tramp the murder looking better in the red carpet when looking confuised and new. Otherwise he look a murdrer.
Brad hands down with every measure. Don’t evcen .You can pick up anyone and give maniston vicimthood fame along side her and he be the same as this guy . The only attractive guy was John pee boy but him drop her in the street.
ok go back to sleep

Brad Pitt looks good in every hairstyle.

btw I don’t swear in real life. Rarely if ever . It surprise me myself. I kind the internate here especailly and some people deserve it a slap to if possbile ok this time go for real.

groundcontrol @ 03/10/2013 at 11:43 pm

I swear all the time. My greatest vice. LOL!

@dawne: Very nice comment. Cant add no more. Glad to see Pitt pics. Cant wait for the movie. Hello to all JP fans

were the losers @ 03/11/2013 at 12:13 am

Why is squiggs on the JJ banner? I guess Huvane, I guess.


JJ, stop trying to make Jennifer Anniston’s boyfriend equal to Mr Brad Pitt. Why would you put his picture next to Brad. Brad is a Movie star and who is this clown? Just another one of Jennifer Anniston boy friends. I am so upset about this. She needs to go on and get married to this guy or have one of those babies. I think you people have had her pregnant at least six or seven times already. Stop trying to use MR PITT to make this guy, Jennifer Anniston friend a star. He still has a while to go. He needs to stop trying to wear the same Sunglasses as Mr Pitt. and a WANTER BE BIKER.

Welcome back Brad. Congrats to huge success of jp wine launch.

Registered NUrse @ 03/11/2013 at 1:59 am

Love the Jolie Pitts family god bless them,beautiful family and classy !!!!!

JEN THE HAG @ 03/11/2013 at 2:54 am

Ⱦamsin @ 03/10/2013 at 9:58 pm

Yeah right dickhead your idol THE FAT TICK even compared her bought toyboy to a SERIAL KILLER ..bwahhahahahhah!!!

JEN THE HAG @ 03/11/2013 at 2:56 am

Look at that Brad is wearing his wedding ring.. let’s wait for all the HENS head exploding in 1..2..3…….. bwahhahahahh!!!

i can see the gigolo is off the banner
about time

Michael H. Wilner @ 03/11/2013 at 4:45 am

like Brian answered I didnt even know that you able to make $9555 in 1 month on the internet. did you look at this link… http://www.snag4.cℴm

@First and Last Post from the previous thread #333. Hi FALP, thank you for your well thought out post. You always have well balanced comments and I respect your take on what’s going on, on this thread. FALP, I agree with what you say except your take on trolls…”notice how cool and calm the hater/troll posts are…”. We have a couple of trolls who posts on BA thread every day, they are anything but cool/calm. These two people are on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Just glancing on the first line of their post you can feel the hate and hostility that is building up. Because troll one and two are regulars I’ll scroll up especially if I see my name, I never read that comment.
The regular fans I’m sure understand that trolls are here to annoy, trolls know BA do not read gossip sites comments, so they are here because they are Internet harassers.
I believe the reason some of the fans will make comments, is really saying, knock it off, we know what you’re up to, not because they are getting to us. People working with the mentally I’ll are encouraged to ignore bad behavior, but after client is under control will have a meeting to understand what’s their problem was that caused the meltdown. The fans know the problem is jealousy. Trolls are jealous of BA’s success, the end.

So for a fan to say something to another fan is only natural, IMO.

@Love the JoliePitts: Good morning Love, how are you lady? I missed you. So sorry to hear you are in moderation purgatory, lol. Love, we are so lucky to see Brad the man taking care of business, also the older boys. Can you believe how tall Mad is. It would appears Brad is getting ready to decorate the Miraval Chateau. I would love to see inside of their home. I’m sure they have the marvel bathtub and several of Brad’s table and beds. Oh, to be a fly on the wall. Love take care, hope to see you on sometime this week.

Good morning early birds Brad and Angie’s fans wherever you are.
Hi Phool, Susan, Dawne, NAN, Lylian, Premalee, FYI 12, 4Q, Busted, Jaye, CLINIQUA, PT, **** tin, an opinion, just lurking, vickyfromtexas, and fans lurking, wishing everyone a great day.

Special thanks to all the fans taking time out of your busy day to post links and videos with news about the Jolie Pitts.

Thanks to BRANGELINA forum for posting all those great pictures of the Jolie Pitt’s, very much appreciated.

Yet@kami: yet you waste your time looking and commenting poor trolls obsessed with brad

lol…jen the hag!!! babe,ur on a roll.keep ‘em up!!!

good morning,phool,rose,dawne,. ‘the JPs early bird.

Good morning J-P fans.
@ Rose, my body clock is still adjusting, to getting up an hour earlier.

Just can’t wait for Brangelina Big Day. That day must be the day of all days. Love Brad in every way! Angie must be one of the luckiest girl!

The other gold ring is likely Angie’s promise ring to him. Note he never is seen without his necklace on she gave him. And we can’t see the tattoos celebrating her as well.

I don’t think they are already married because I highly doubt they would have chosen such a meaningless venue as a beach holiday house. Just not their symbolic style and way of doing things.

We shall continue the wait, however impatiently.

just stop @ 03/11/2013 at 9:05 am

fugmus stop it.

floretta50 @ 03/11/2013 at 9:07 am

Don’t understand why is Chelsea Handler still mad at Brad Pitt so much time have passsed and her bestie Jennifer Aniston seem to have found true love. Thye need to let this thing die, Pitt’s children are getting old enoigh to understand what’s going on in the world, Handler should be thinking about the children.


She is a coarse piece of sludge…………I often referred to Ticky as coarse; well, they are match made in heaven cuz Ticky is too busy protecting her contrived publicist driven image to the sheeple for one and lacks the ballz for two………so clini was correct, they have chosen the Potty Mouthed Bish to go on the talk show circuit and trash a woman, mother and admired actor and philanthropist whom she has never met or even crossed paths with.

A girl’s girl is an empowered woman who chooses to not flit around HW with boozy broads in some sort of clique that other women should aspire to???

Instead the real woman’s woman is caring for ‘girls’ all over the world…….worrying about their health and building clinics, worrying about them being empowered through education so buying them bikes so they can get to school…worrying about them as refugees and funding camps with tents and medicine….worrying about the Iranian girl shot in the head for trying to get an education……..and funding accordingly as well as going to print as an advocate for her. A woman who worries about the legal quandries for immigrant children……..I could go on and on…….but you get the picture………and this guttersnipe ***** is spewing this bile to schweet l’il Katie and the like and they sit there mute……….so I loathe the ugly bish’s enablers as much as I loathe her……….someone should do an oped in the NYT in honour of IWD last week and take on this subject.

Shame, shame on the fact that we share the same gender as this trailer trash……..if that’s a girly, girl….then I’d like to be a transgender.

@dawne: Well said Dawne, ITA with everything you and CLINIQUA have said on this subject.

The fact that Maniston seemingly has given People rag leaks on her supposed nuptials (upcoming) to the bald shrimp ted bundeoux, and people rag has been scking up to her, putting her boring azz on covers despite her having no horrible crap coms to promote,tells me they probably have an inkling Brad and Angie have already done the deed (courtesy of Huvane, who gets inside infor from his brother Kevin on the Jolie Pitts) — they know, they’ll be getting nada from Brad and Angie, and any covers on them they’ll have to ‘create,’ based on their own speculation after the fact. Hence People rag is focusing on Maniston, hoping to get an ‘Exclusive,’ for her wedding deets with the bald shrimp. They know Brangelina have done their thing IN SECRET, most likely.
What will be really hysterical, and prove what a giant famewh*ring hypocrite (shades of Kim K and Chris Humphries style fame glutton) she is, is when it’s finally revealed that the most famous couple in the world, the most famous movie stars in the world, did it completely privaye and undercover with nary a People Mag fellating cover bought by a PR flack, while it is perfectly plain as the big schnoz on her face, that rat face tv people: Maniston, Huvane, Chelsea Handbag are doing the EXACT opposite. They’re working hard. they want pics out there, they want hair they want dresses,they want to make it as much a corp publicized event as dang Star Jones did on The View. Hahahaha. All of these supposed Huvane leaked memos about Maniston not wanting a big covered event like what she had with Brad is tres bullshite, to divert attention from the fact that she’s pimping it like a big covered event.
None of those old hags are fooling anyone.

Yes, I believe they are married already, cause in France it’s complicated with lots of paper work! So, yes it is very possible that they are married already. And are making a big celebration of it at Miraval. And will do a ceremonial wedding again for all there friends and family to see!! Either way I’m very happy for them. The Jolie-Pitts are incredible!

As soon as Brad reached home to his beloved smiling fiancée Angie. It seemed as if all his tension and tiredness dissipated into think air. He grabbed Angie for a quick kiss, but as is normal in J-P household a quick kiss turned into sensual one and then an outright full on erotic one. Brad could no longer control himself. He carried Angie into their bedroom or love temple as Brad lovingly refers to it. Brad was getting increasingly desperate and hungry to smell Angie’s………….

Should I continue ;)

chunky pipe @ 03/11/2013 at 9:50 am

…they aren’t married…be smart angie…

@dawne: Well said Dawne. My sentiments exactly.I think you may be more civilized than I with regards to describing this despicable dung.

chunky pipe @ 03/11/2013 at 10:02 am


…que pasa?

Brad Jolie-Pitt is creepy looking even though he tries to tame the creep with blond streaks. Gross. His hair is thinning. He forgot his Propecia

@awww: you’re a real idiot if you believe Angie was waiting for her furniture designer. Ange was at the Roosevelt last night and her kids were spotted at the movies with nannies……. They were not home when daddy dearest arrived which is not surprising as if they would miss him. Bwhaha

Go Figure! @ 03/11/2013 at 10:25 am

Why are JJ and CB so concerned about the amount of money Brad made? It’s enough to support his family. They should inquire how much money Squiggy made. I’m curious. How much did he make and how much did Lenny make? After all, he’s supposed to keep his lady love in the style to which she has grown accustomed.

What ange must think….. Pitt deems lessons from a design coach a good reason to leave his kids for weeks at a time. Ange is proving once again that she is not the only one that want travels….. The tabloids always says poor potty wants to stay in one place and raise his kids like a good white man would, bwhaha. It’s a lie….. He can’t stop traveling and ange is settled in La with her kids. He’s a losa and he is missing out on moments with his kids for something as bland as furniture.
I watch a lot of home decorating shows and those designers are always vapid idiots that believe their doing some amazing work……… It’s simply finding good furniture and placing it in its place. It is a job for the lames in the world …..Like Brad

When Angie leaves her kids it’s because she wants to help refugees.
When Btad leaves Angie’s kids its because he want to learn how to design and decorate. The man is gay,

Tickey’s People mag is still on the rack, maybe if they used Oscar Winners, the sales would’ve been better.
People are tired of this victim, they’re waiting to see if this Gigolo is going to do a runner.
Chelsea sure is putting the final nail in Ticky’s coffin, all over the Net she was getting slam, only one or two hags, who thought Brad left them, was voicing support.
Most of them were wondering if Ticky is so happy, why was her mouth piece still yapping about something that is none of her business.
Brad is not going back, even Ticky’s few fans with common sense have moved on.
Ticky’s wedding will put her in back where she belongs with the cast of friends.

# 112 chunky pipe @ 03/11/2013 at 9:50 am
…they aren’t married…be smart angie…
@reply | flag this

She has not married him but he has changed his name to Brad Jolie-Pitt.

@Go Figure!: Hi GF, you’re so right to ask why JJ and. CB are worrying how much Brad made last year GF, how many months did Brad worked last year?, 3-4 months? Brad is taking care of his family and Angie is not supporting him. I hope they will tell us how much squigs made last year and how much he contributed to that 23 million dollars house. I believe we will be waiting forever to get that answered. We still have not heard who made Ticky’s engagement ring.

were the moronsss @ 03/11/2013 at 10:39 am

Growth spurt alert! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s oldest son, Maddox Jolie-Pitt, stepped out with younger brother Pax in Woodland Hills, Calif. on Saturday, March 9 looking all grown-up.

A noticeably taller and lankier Maddox, 11, wore a baggy white T-shirt, black sweatpants and sneakers on his lunch outing with Pax, 9, and a bodyguard. The spunky youngster also showed off trademark blonde streaks in his stylish partially-buzzed haircut.

PHOTOS: How Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fell in love

Little brother Pax, meanwhile, wore a Nirvana shirt and shorts and kept close by Maddox’s side.

Jolie, 37, adopted Maddox from Phnom Penh, Cambodia, in 2002. She is also the adoptive mother of Pax, from Vietnam and Zahara, 8, from Ethiopia, as well as the biological mother of Shiloh, 6, and twins Knox and Vivienne, 4, with longtime partner Pitt, 49.

Last December, the Maleficient star admitted in an interview that she may have to scale back on her Hollywood projects as her kids get older.

PHOTOS: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt vs. Suri Cruise

“I think I’m going to have to give up acting as the kids hit the teenage years,” she told Britain’s Channel 4 News, explaining that there would be “too much to manage at home.”

“I’ve enjoyed being an actress,” she continued. “And I am so grateful to the job. I’ve had great experiences, and I have even been able to tell stories and be a part of stories that mattered. …It’s a really lucky profession to be a part of. But if it went away tomorrow, I would be very happy to be home with my children.”

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@umm: his wiglet slipped on the flight home. His forehead is considerably smaller in those pix you posted, lmao.

@were the moronsss: the comment from the site :
0 minutes ago
So they’re already using the kid to promote World War Z. Something tells me that these kids, which have managed a life of privacy for most of 2012, will suddenly be seen everywhere as we get closer to the film’s release. And the paps will get blamed for their lack of privacy. I wonder if the kids will all be wearing that T-Shirt on the carefully staged People magazine cover?


were the moronsss @ 03/11/2013 at 10:49 am

@Lmao: It’s funny how you’re citing a comment from a NOBODY. Where’s the credibility in that comment again? Being a troll does not make you credible. HEHE!

What a difference in one year. March 2012, the family was in New Orleans, Maddox looked still a boy, one year later, he is a young man. The kids grow so fast.

There’s two type of people posting on this site. Those like we’re the morons who want credibility when talking about losas like Pitt and those who are just passing the time between real life sh!t. Get a clue and get a life, dumbass.

All by himself, he seems happy!!

Btw thanks Jared for losing the thumbs. Bwhaha

All by himself with paparazzi , he seems happy.

x17 has more pics of Brad at LAX. Two bodyguards were there waiting for him.
He looks like my friends Grandma in this photo. No bullsh!t. Can’t.stop.laughing.

Hotness overload.

When is the next trip of Pitty? we need fun

were the moronsss @ 03/11/2013 at 12:25 pm

@Lmao: says the imbecile who continuously posts irrelevant comments on a JP thread. If you don’t like them, then why is your clueless a** still posting here?

The troll is losing its shiit. hehehe


po.rnhandler is/was angry at brad b/c she herself wants to lick on brads azzzz…….she can’t!!! end of story.i love and i pray for an imminent wedding of more of brad should get back with HAGGISTON.i’m terribly sorry for the fanistons… is what it is.

were the loserss @ 03/11/2013 at 12:32 pm

So there are many other threads on JJ, yet all of you mentally retarded trolls come to the JP one. Me thinks you trolls secretly admire the JP’s.!
DAWWWWWWWWWW how cute. It’s like elementary school where you are mean to the person you secretly have a crush on.

fyi @ 03/11/2013 at 12:19 pm

x17 has more pics of Brad at LAX. Two bodyguards were there waiting for him.

Two bgs, one is Brad’s long time bg, the other one is the one with Angie and kids for Halloween Party shopping.

What’s with all black look these days. Even on Valentine’s day they were all in black. Jolie’s coat was 4 sizes too big for her and even the twins were in black. This is the new family of “50 Shades of BLACK”, translation: misery…

The Ferragamo Walk–Captured leaving Los Angeles International Airport yesterday, actor Brad Pitt completed a casual contemporary look in black with Salvatore Ferragamo boots.
Blu-ray & DVD Trailer for Brad Pitt’s KILLING THEM SOFTLY

By Pietro Filipponi
Published: March 11, 2013

Anchor Bay Entertainment and The Weinstein Company announced today the release of KILLING THEM SOFTLY, available on DVD and Blu-ray™ + DVD Combo Pack March 26, 2013.

The film was written and directed by Andrew Dominik (The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford). KILLING THEM SOFTLY’s SRP is $39.99 for the BD+DVD+DC Combo Pack and $29.98 for the DVD. Pre-book date is February 27, 2013.

Todd McCarthy of The Hollywood Reporter called KILLING THEM SOFTLY, “A juicy, bloody, grimy crime drama that satisfies!” Rolling Stone film critic, Peter Travers wrote, “The acting is aces, especially Pitt mixing it up with the superb James Gandolfini…They make this movie a potently nasty provocation.” In his review for The Telegraph, Tim Robey called the film, “An electrifying thriller!”

Brad Pitt delivers an explosive performance as Jackie Cogan, an enforcer for the Mob in Andrew Dominik’s gritty yet stylish crime thriller KILLING THEM SOFTLY. Cogan must restore order in the criminal economy after a Mob protected card game is heisted by a group of inexperienced crooks. Brad Pitt stars along with Richard Jenkins, James Gandolfini, Ray Liotta, Scoot McNairy, Ben Mendelsohn, Vincent Curatola, Max Casella, Trevor Long, Slaine and Sam Shepard.

The KILLING THEM SOFTLY Blu-ray™ + DVD + DC Combo Pack special features include Deleted Scenes and The Making of Killing Them Softly.

the delicious poppa is back in momma’s arms and legz.sweet.

Brad is so hot.

Brad looked so happy to be home. Last night daddy and mommy must have steamy hot night.

Brad Pitt…Carb Face?
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Brad Pitt was in France for a quick couple of days on an art trip. I appreciate how economical he was with his wardrobe — just a long coat and black jeans, alternating between a t-shirt and hoodie and a black shirt. See attached below of Brad with his art folder tucked under arm in Paris, and then arriving back in LA yesterday.

Is it just me, because when I first saw these shots on Friday, I thought, maybe, he had a little Carb Face happening, for the first time, like ever. As it is with his women, Brad Pitt has always been spare. He doesn’t come off that way in film but in person, this is a lean, lean man. Which is why his clothes hang off him so well. His face seems fuller here though, non? He turns 50 at the end of the year. It even catches up to Brad Pitt.

The garbage truck picks up twice a week at Brad’s house, why not find out the days and try and get there before it does. You sure have a hard on for him and his family.

@Lucian: how weird are the photos of Brad Getting out of a car to walk for paparazzi? Bizarre.

So glad Brad is home sound and safe. They never be apart for more than a week. Daddy took care of family business.

CLINIQUA @ 03/11/2013 at 9:35 am
The fact that Maniston seemingly has given People rag leaks on her supposed nuptials (upcoming) to the bald shrimp ted bundeoux, and people rag has been scking up to her, putting her boring azz on covers despite her having no horrible crap coms to promote,tells me they probably have an inkling Brad and Angie have already done the deed (courtesy of Huvane, who gets inside infor from his brother Kevin on the Jolie Pitts) — they know, they’ll be getting nada from Brad and Angie, and any covers on them they’ll have to ‘create,’ based on their own speculation after the fact. Hence People rag is focusing on Maniston, hoping to get an ‘Exclusive,’ for her wedding deets with the bald shrimp. They know Brangelina have done their thing IN SECRET, most likely.
Thanks! Good to see someone else getting the same feeling about all the promotion of the X’s upcoming wedding. Seeing Brad wear that big gold band on his left hand only reinforces my belief Brad and Angie secretly tied the knot, and People and X got wind of it. Too late for the big “Brangelina” wedding cover story so they have put all their eggs in the X basket. BTW – My aunt thinks X is stuck with manho forever. With all the money that the X has he has it too good to ever leave. Unless he empties the bank.

I wonder if Brad brought back some JP rose wine for Angie. I remember he arrived in France with one bag and came back with one bag and a suitcase.

Some sites say Brad wears leather pants. I don’t think so.

@Susan:#148, Susan, I love how the trolls hate Brad yet they can’t stop following him on every thread he’s on. Why are trolls wasting their time leaving comments and posting links for fans. I’ve never posted a comment on his squigs thread because he’s not important enough for me to follow his movements, who wants to follow a unemployed gigalo. Brad is the man making 35 m$ for four months work, winning!!!

Did you all see Matt Lier (Today Show) trying to do damage control re Ann Curry leaving. Please, you wanted her gone, stop trying to re-write history. And your show still s.ucked with her gone.

All Jolie Pitt kids have Brad’s swagger. I can’t get over how big Maddox is now.

Lainey is slowly turning on Brad. She knows he’s a losa.

were the loserssss @ 03/11/2013 at 2:24 pm

Brad Pitt was solo last night when he arrived at LAX. He’s home in LA following a stint in France, where he kept busy overseeing the launch of his and Angelina Jolie’s latest collaboration. The grapes grown at their Château Miraval in the south of France have been harvested and turned into a rosé, known as Miraval rosé, and the first release sold out in a matter of hours last week. Brad celebrated the success of the wine by heading into Paris, where he was photographed shopping for furniture.

@were the loserssss: you know what’s funny? I had no idea about Brad stroling in Paris for a photo-op until I came here. photo-ops don’t get any more obvious than that of Brad Pitt exiting a car and walking directly towards a camera. Ha! He is trying to build steam for WWZ but guess what? nobody cares. Like I said this is the only site that talks Pitt. I bet my ipad that Pitt wore a giant gold band on his left hand because he wants to start rumors. it didn’t work because I haven’t read one article about Pitts bling. Maddox wearing a wwz shirt might help get publicity doubt it, brad Jolie-Pitt. when you compare brad Jolie-Pitt to Ben Affleck you can see 100% that Brad Jolie-pitt’s game is slipping

Cassi @ 03/11/2013 at 1:45 pm

I wonder if Brad brought back some JP rose wine for Angie. I remember he arrived in France with one bag and came back with one bag and a suitcase.
I wonder what’s in the suitcase too. I think you are is the wine.

were the loserssss @ 03/11/2013 at 2:33 pm

@Shreya: AWEEE, Maddox and Pax have grown up so fast! They are really growing up into young, handsome boys :)

God Bless the JP’s.

Brad Jolie-Pitt should do what other celeb parents who are trapped together for kids and media. Pay each other for promotional duties. Brad Jolie-Pitt knows he needs angelina Jolie’s help selling his movie. His wine sold because of the Jolie. Did his furniture or chanel sell that good with just Pitt? Didnt think so. Brad jolie -pitt is going to have to pay top dollar to Angie’s fav charity to get her at his premieres for wwz.

It is so funny Brad and Angie haven’t said anything about wedding. The tabs have all kinds of stories re. their wedding. Maniston has told People about her wedding plan, no one cares. Everyone cares about Brangelina wedding. UK sun’s story is everywhere.

Brad looks hooott. hotsy hotsy. I like this look. i love those rose gold sunglasses.

I’m happy he is home again with the kiddos and that he spended some time in France working and relaxing a bit I guess.

Maddox is so biiiiiiggg. i love his shirt. Mad & Pax really rock the rock & roll style lol.

Brad is still the hottest man alive.

Angie, Beautiful Queen @ 03/11/2013 at 2:52 pm

i foud this post in USmag, about “Chelsea Cry-Cry jealous -stupid girl” from the time she used to joke with Dirty-x and Angie.

If this type of sketch is real, she is a disgusting jealous bad woman without class and the real Demon searching for attention.

take a look….

Diss Infectant

Handjob NEVER used to character assassinate Angelina Jolie, and slur her name, THAT is a lie. I used to watch Handler’s show occasionally back in the day when she had better sketch comedy writers. She did bits on BOTH Aniston and Jolie (the tabloid triangle narrative), and frankly, guess who came out looking the worst? ANISTON. I recall one brutal skit Handler did on Aniston, where she had her on a ‘Dating Game’ type show, the contestants were men who were basically losers (ex-cons, 40 yr olds who live in their parent’s basements, homeless guys, etc.) while Aniston had to select ‘a date.’ Cut to the chase…at the skit’s end, all of the loser guys rejected Aniston, leaving her alone and heartbroken. Get it? Aniston’s a loser who even homeless people don’t want to date. Another sketch had Jolie and Aniston fighting and Jolie giving birth during the fight, with desperate loser Jen stealing Brad’s baby. So THAT was the kind of ‘slamming,’ Handler did prior to 2009, when she signed on the dotted line with Aniston’s PR guy, Stephen Huvane, and became her dedicated attack dog. She was to STOP slamming Jen, and to go HARD on Jolie, because Aniston could not. Aniston would make sure the press knew Handler and she were newfound sudden friends, and that way, Handler’s attacks would seem to get the sign of APPROVAL from Aniston. It would be just like Jen was right there nodding her head, and afterall if the patron saint of 90s tv hairdos, America’s TV sweetheart approves, it MUST be true. That’s why Aniston IMO, is as lousy a female role model as she is a daughter, ask her ostracized poor Mother. She’s a deceptive, manipulative ugly person. I don’t blame men for dumping her. BOTTOMLINE: Aniston and her PR flack are fully complicit with Handlers attacks, they are encouraged and agreed upon – it’s why she was brought in to Aniston’s PR guy’s stable – she’d attack Angelina’s character and slur her name, while Aniston preened and smurked behind the scenes, keeping her hands clean. That’s the story US rag needs to write, and expose. But they’re in the pockets of PR agents just like Handjob.

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Why you copy that bittch laammy in here. She put him/her either to say some shiit or to attach that maniston or ex. She can’t just talk . Brad looks good and no one believe he is 50 in like 9-10 months. He is the man.

Do you really think they married and they are playing us and say when they ready? You never know with them. But a part of me say no later this year. If they do where is the photos ? I love JPS. :D

Forget about cuntia nasty pls I hope neither Brad or Angie address her directly. As they have been doing. If they do they must find someone like her she can answer by telling it how cun*t and cheap they are and exposing what they do and all their hypocracy for Angie not her.
That actually would be fun.hahahha but just ignore let them flame out. Their predicgtable attack when Angie getting great news is predictable.
This attack Bring attention to them sharing Angie’s spotlight and that is the only way for them.Try to ignore all together.

Angie, Beautiful Queen @ 03/11/2013 at 2:52 pm
It’s true… She used to call her a loser in love. I remember one of the dates being a plumber. The video was posted on Jared.

@ CLINIQUA – #51

Thanks for the great post Clini. All the best.

It seems to be that losers are trying to create split between the JPs fans – they are trying to divide us fans into Angelina fans and Brad fans.

DONT fall for these losers because we are all Jolie Pitt fans.

If hens go bsck to 2007 they will see that handler was vefy unkind about aAniston and thenmthe so called hen cifcle formed snd it became all about hating on Angie and her kids. Handler is a losrr and onky has friends that sre afraid of her mouth.

You may rich, but u always look help for you…

@Lmao: I know you and lucian guy are from the same place probably the OLIO that is no more at FF. Tell assfelck and wodden matty off here. bye bye… And this is me being nice I hear one more you will sorry….

vickifromtexas @ 03/11/2013 at 3:42 pm

thank you for including me in your shout out. i hope you are having a great day.
so many lovely jolie-pitt fans.

What actor everyday outing is reporting everywhere? What actor unless some story happen. dumb .



I don’t know I just feel a hunch that they are married very recently and may have the function at Chteau Miraval again. Well I think I can dream on about it even if I’m wrong. Very happy for them if they have got married secretly.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 4:12 pm

# 123 were the moronsss @ 03/11/2013 at 10:39 am
Well shiver me timbers, bucko! US made it through an entire article about the Jolie-Pitts without taking nasty swipes at Angie. As Ticky would say, “I’m shocked…and the WORLD is shocked!”

He looks really old…way beyond his 49 years. Not appealing at all anymore.

@Premalee: Hi Premelee, how are you. Premelee, I took a good look at that new ring on the left finger, it would appears it’s two ring, one is wider than the other, or it could be the style of the ring. Perm, I want to believe they did their thing already or it’s wishful thinking on my part. Whatever it is we will soon find out :-). It would be cool if they did get married and no one knew when it happened, just like the engagement, no one knows the date they got engaged. I believe we know they got engaged in the month of April. Also, April will be one year so, maybe the wedding will be in April. I love this guessing game!

were the loserssss @ 03/11/2013 at 4:23 pm

@Roberto: said no one ever!

Last time when Brad came back from France, one month later, they got engagement. Hopefully the jolie Pitt wedding is very soon.

were the loserssss @ 03/11/2013 at 4:24 pm

@Passing Through: They are finally realizing that Angie is perfection.

Perfection???? What a simpleton…

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 4:42 pm

OK…that’s it! Jared has screwed me over for the last time! How in the name of Ticky Bad Movie Hell am I supposed to make fun of Squiggy if Jared doesn’t post the best pix when he’s shoving Squiggy-doing-nothing-but-walking-around-NYC-again pix? I get really irked when I accidentally find this stuff on my own. Jared is supposed to post it all so I don’t have to any work – kinda like Squiggy living on Ticky’s dime so he doesn’t have to do any work…
Anyway…if that was posted earlier and I missed it, then excuse my ass…I know give you Squiggy x 2…and an explanation for why Suiggy’s always dressed like a 22 y.o. hipster-wannabe…cuz he thinks he’s his 20 years younger half brother…
Hair plugs question – can they do donor grafting? You know…like you’d do a kidney transplant with a blood-type match? Maybe Squiggs didn’t have hair from back transferred to his bald spot. Maybe he got a donation from his brother? After all – Ticky paid for it so it’s not like he was worried about the cost…

New video: Brad drives Cadillac XTC commercial

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 4:49 pm

I’m LMAO at Porgie trying to rock a thin mustache like Brad did for IB. Can’t he even do a ’40s look witout bitin’ on Brad’s previous look? I think he thinks he looks like Clark Gable with that thing but it gives him a creepy child-toucher look. And it looks like he’s been using that Just For Men anti-gray hair dye, too, because his hair is darker is except on the sides, which is another reason it reminds me of Clark Gable. And watch the movie come out next Oscar season and people babble on about how original Porgie’s look is. Rolling my eyes in advance…by the time the movie comes out they’re gonna be stuck in the back of my head…

groundcontrol @ 03/11/2013 at 4:55 pm

@Passing Through:

., PT, Matt looks dreadful there. That damn Porgie making Matt overeat so he can look better by comparison. What an insecure narcissist Porgie is – though this may be Matt’s ticket to an Oscar.

fyi @ 03/11/2013 at 4:44 pm
Thank you. Brad looks so gorgeous in the commercial.

@fyi:#188, Thanks for the link to the video of the Cadillac commercial. omg, Brad really looks sooo handsome, beautiful photo.

Swoon, Brad is delicious.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 5:16 pm

# 147 Lainey @ 03/11/2013 at 1:33 pm
I’m pretty sure that these long-winded posts about nothing is Lamey’s way of acknowledging that she’s got squat on the J-Ps. Lamey is just flapping her fingers over her keyboard in a random pattern and this is the bullshite that emerges after 10 minutes.
I know Lamey is pretty dense these days but if she thinks this is the first time that Brad’s looked a little “carb faced” then she obviously missed most of 2008 when he gained weight for TOL – “for that corn-fed look” as Brad put it – and didn’t bother to lose it until AFTER Angie gave birth to the twins and he signed on to do IB. When he’s not working Brad puts on weight just like every other actor out there. See: Denzel, Leo, Porgie, Johnny Depp, etc.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 5:22 pm

# 155 QQQQ @ 03/11/2013 at 2:18 pm
I saw that. It happened almost a year ago and he’d have served himself better by keeping his mouth shut. Damage control after 9 months is pointless. He was just hoping that people forgot how it really went down and he could put his spin on it without being challenged. Getting the producer to lie on his behalf is just stoopid. Why can’t he just admit that he wanted her gone? Take the blame like a man. But, this is a guy who cheats on his wife as regularly as e breaths so obviously honor is not part of his vocabularly.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 5:49 pm

# 167 Angie, Beautiful Queen @ 03/11/2013 at 2:52 pm
For the record – I DID NOT write this…but I wish I had. If I’d ever been able to stand more than 60 seconds of Handjob I’d have known the deets of those skits. When I channel surfed and her show was on I’d see her and her panel of comedians making fun of Ticky – and Angie to a lesser degree – but I never stuck around for the skits. We’ve said all along that Handjob was a hypocrite sold her soul to Huvsy for access to his clients for her talk show. She was hired to do Ticky’s dirty work and nearly 4 years later she’s still acting like she never used to make fun of Ticky. What’s really hilarious now is that Ticky has distanced herself from Handjob and doesn’t hang out with her as much as she used to. These days, by her own admission (and Ticky’s too), she sees Ticky ever few months instead of 3 times a week. But she signed the contract and she’ll maintain the charade for as long as she has to. Handjob got played by Huvsy and she knows it. Now she looks around and sees Ticky hanging out and doing Jimmy Kimmel’s show when that used to be her. Serves Handjob right. I’m guess she’s never heard of Dante’s Inferno. Being Huvsy’s biitch has GOT to qualify as one of the 9 circles of hell, doesn’t it? Acutally…I found the list at Wikipedia. Turns out it qualifies for all 9 of the circles. That’s just how good Huvsy is…
- First Circle (Limbo)
- Second Circle (Lust)
- Third Circle (Gluttony)
- Fourth Circle (Greed)
- Fifth Circle (Anger)
- Sixth Circle (Heresy)
- Seventh Circle (Violence)
- Eighth Circle (Fraud)
- Ninth Circle (Treachery)

Hi Fans!
I saw Aniston’s Aveeno commercial last night for the first time. I just about fell off my chair laughing when I heard, ‘The beautiful Jennifer Aniston’. There are tons of beautiful women making commercials and I’ve never heard them called beautiful. It would be about their beautiful skin is beautiful or hair, depending on the product they’re promoting.
So, we’re suppose to go out and buy Aveeno just because Aniston is using it? I bet she ran home took a shower and put on her own high priced skin product. Is anyone stupid enough to think she use Aveeno in her private life?
She was never beautiful, even in her prime. I guess she got beautiful with age. lmao! Yeah, right. Anyway, leave it to the narcissism queen to make a product endorsement all about her. I don’t even think they said anything about what the product does that would make you want to use it..This woman is truly sad and her agent is laughing all the way to the bank.
She’d better hurry up and marry her unemployed man before her face starts melting, melting, melting. Aniston is indeed the gift that just keeps on giving.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 6:05 pm

# 190 groundcontrol @ 03/11/2013 at 4:55 pm
LOL, GC. I think Matt Damon’s been looking a little chunky for a while now. Considering Porgie’s history with WWII era dramas he may want to slow his roll on the old Oscar homefront.

@ premalee
ITA, I think they are pulling a Janet Jackson. They are already married and will tell the public when they are good and ready. What is your take on this Ms. Rose? you were the first to spot the engagement ring. I don’t comment as much as before but I do Love Ms. Rose..

groundcontrol @ 03/11/2013 at 6:08 pm

leave it to the narcissism queen to make a product endorsement all about her. I don’t even think they said anything about what the product does that would make you want to use it
That’s the first thing that struck me about the commercial, too. Well that and the untterly laughable pronouncement that the endorser is “beautiful.”
The ad says nothing about the product. For all the viewer knows It could have been a vat of lard to attract rats to your arms and legs to chew off the hair. I read that Aniston gets rid of the hair on her arms which seems completely weird and body obsessed to me.
But, yea, no one believes she uses it personally.

groundcontrol @ 03/11/2013 at 6:12 pm

PT, I know. ;) I am excited about the movie though. As you know that’s one of my topics.
So where ARE the videos of Handjob’s Ticky skits? THOSE should be posted everywhere.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 6:13 pm

# 197 Jaye @ 03/11/2013 at 5:52 pm
For anyone who didn’t think Ticky was a vain, shallow, narcissist – that commercial ought to be a big ass clue. She is OBSESSED with wanting people to think she’s “beautiful”. She’s average-looking at best – and that’s with a thrice wittled down schnoz, a hairline adjustment, cheek and lip fillers and a half pound of makeup slapped on top it all in an attempt to hide the fact that her pores are bigger then most worm holes. I’m talking deep space worm holes, not earthworms.

Sherry (not from JPW) @ 03/11/2013 at 6:20 pm

PT@196 Re Nasty Ticky and Handler:

I actually saw them together on ET at the Vanity Fair after party. Ticky went into the photobooth with JT, and when they exited, Handler had to “fix” Nast Tick to rights, by zipping up her dress right quick… WTF??? The nasty one looked a little worse for wear, seemed a little drunk, and it looked like it’s not the first time Handler had to fix her, if you know what I mean….. what with all the random f*****king that the Nasty Tick gets up to. And they call Angie names, it makes my blood boil.

Also Re Clini’s earlier post about the timing of Nast Tick “wedding” details. Yes, that was very perceptive of you, I too believe that the JPs have already tied the knot. They may be planning for some kind of spring/summer party in France (one of many and why not, they have much to celebrate). So People can crawl up Nast Tick’s anusss as much as they want, they won’t get any details of the JPs business, ever.

Brad looks super hot in the Cadillac commercial. He always appears totally laid back & casual sexy with out even trying! Unlike Ticky’s commercial, you don’t have to say beautiful Brad!

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 5:22 pm
Did you know that b!tch “girl’s girl” Katie C was trying to get her old job as co-host of the show. They were both trying to kick Ann to curb so she could come back. They also wanted a talk show for both of them, but the suits said no. I am sure they both planted those stories in the tabs and news media prior to them getting rid of Ann.

@guest: Hi guest, Im thinking they did get married at Christmas when all the family were together, at least I’m hoping I’m right, If not, I’m going to say the wedding will be April the anniversary of their engagement. This is so much fun trying to figure out what’s going on with BA, because they are so private.
Guest, did you see that Cadillac commercial? if not see comment #188, it’s really good.

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 6:38 pm

# 205 QQQQ @ 03/11/2013 at 6:28 pm
I didn’t know Katie Couric had tried to get her Today job back. I guess when that didn’t work out she went sniffing around ABC because when Robin Roberts was out on sick leave Couric guest-hosted for a week. When I heard she’d gotten her own talk show I just laughed. That’ll go the way of Anderson Cooper’s show – last a year, year-and-a-half and get cancelled.

@ground control
um matty is always chunky. He never unchunky there were time a little better but… he always chunky chatty wodden
I think this may be matty year though. The rewedding is for the gay movie and the stories that may cause … not because he jealous of assfleck picture win after so much whinning and name dropping and wh*oring his kids. I think the kids by now think the paps are their family or something lol .
since I am at it why is that she always look in to him like she can not believe this happen to her for carrier the family thing and the w@horing of the kids … and he is the one who is reseved looking? anyways that is not my problem… as long as their flying hos is not caught saying shiiiit to jps .
Going back reading this book I have to evaluate for schoooooling . borning I rather just do nothing right now…

Go Figure! @ 03/11/2013 at 7:20 pm

@Passing Through: The cancellation of Katie’s show couldn’t happen to a “nicer’ person. LOL!

Go Figure! @ 03/11/2013 at 7:23 pm

@Rose: @ Rose. I, too, think they’re married, only I really can’t see Angie getting married without Jamie there. Maybe he was there and no one knew. But I believe they are married.

Go Figure! @ 03/11/2013 at 7:29 pm

@Passing Through: Does anyone find it strange that GC sit back and let Afflect do all the pimping for his movie? Seems to me if it were Brad, he’d have stalked Affleck to death. But he didn’t, Guess those coffee-run shots really paid off. And heaven forbid. We all know Brad will be nominated for the Oscar next year, so along will come GC. Wonder if, as PT says, the wrassling chick will be with him.

@Passing Through:
Do you think Handler will pisss off Disney if she attacks Angie next year during Maleficent promotion like she did with The Tourist?

groundcontrol @ 03/11/2013 at 7:57 pm

@Go Figure!:
Does anyone find it strange that GC sit back and let Afflect do all the pimping for his movie?
I flatly deny that.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/11/2013 at 8:16 pm

Hello to my dearest Rose,
I hope life is treating you really well my dear. Thank you for all of your very fine post and your comments to FALP. I am going to repost FALPs post when time permits because she is so right on about the troll. And your comments add the Balance that we need when dealing w/seriously disturbed people. I don’t think the troll has a quiet moment though to go over why it acts as irrational as it does. It takes no time off from hating. The troll is a sick phenomenon
Rose I am so happy to see our beautiful Brad back home and he looks thrilled in the pictures to be headed home to “Mama” and their children. We can just imagine what a warm “welcome home” he received from Mama.
Rose, in my heart of hearts I believe they are already married…well Brad said at last year’s Oscars they were already married…”here” as he pointed to his heart. He is such a romantic man. I think that is why so many women love him and men do too. He is a sweetheart. Angie is so blessed to have this sweet man in her life who has wanted to marry her from forever, but tried very hard to keep his word to wait until all could marry.
They did their very best and held out as long as they could but the kiddies’ wishes must not be ignored. And best of all the GLADD community has given Brad and Angelina their blessings.
Brad looks so handsome and Angelina is sooo beautiful they make not just a beautiful couple but the perfect couple. I am so excited to see their wedding rings and I think you are right. We may see them some time in April. Wing Angelina’s ring being so beautiful I wonder if that will be her engagement and Wedding Ring in one. Remember Lady Diana wore only one ring.
I love this couple more and more every day.
God bless you my dear friend. I certainly hope this post goes thru.

FYI – thank you so much for the Brad Cadillac link! That’s a commercial– you don’t even have to say his name, or “the handsome BP” as we know some insist on having adjectives attached to their names!

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/11/2013 at 8:21 pm

Correction – With Angelina’s ring being so beautiful…..

Courteney Cocks @ 03/11/2013 at 8:30 pm

He looks more revolting with each appearance.

Yep Squiggy really is revolting.

I’m glad Jared took down the pic. But hey we get to keep looking at beautiful Brad.

so all is good.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/11/2013 at 8:44 pm

While I have an open window I want to make it very clear that Post #75 is CLINIQUA’s fabulous post!
I only reposted it.
Thank you Cliniqua, for all your amazing, educational and entertaining posts.

Love the JoliePitts @ 03/11/2013 at 9:30 pm

While I am on a roll (Posting on Jared-wise only!) I want to say a special “Hello” to my darling Phool!
How are you lovely lady? You who always have a kind word for everyone. I miss talking w/you. But I have bee reading your posts and I loved the IW post you wrote. Excellent. I tried to tell you but Jared and his bloody “moderation!’ is too frustrating.
But YES!!!!! Poppa Pitt is home my dear and he looks fit, handsome, gorgeous, perfect….sweet and beautiful all at the same time. Angelina you blessed woman. I cannot envy you because I am thrilled that you have this incredible man in your life. There is no end to this man’s talents.
But he has his beautiful and sweet Angelina as well in his life. The beautiful lady who gave him so many gorgeous children. What a blessed man he is indeed.
You know, Phool. I know Brad and Angelina do not give a fig for the hateful CH but I have to wonder how Brad and the Pitt family feel about all these attacks on Angelina by Anniston and her ugly team of hit men. I don’t believe for one moment the Pitt family has not connected all the dots and seen them lead right back to Anniston’s doorsteps.
Angelina is their family and the JoliePitt children are Mr. and Mrs. Pitts’ grandchildren. I find it incredulous that any woman would stoop so low as to try and destroy her ex by trying so hard to bring down his wife and their kids via the media. What sort of mind hatches such a hateful plot and relentlessly keeps trying to carry it out all the while thinking no one is the wiser.
Someone needs to tell Anniston when you dig a ditch for someone else to fall into be careful you do not fall into it yourself.
I am so looking forward to the “annoucement” that I know is coming (maybe NOT from Brad and Angelina themselves) but from someone Really in the know, that Brad and Angelina are man and wife. And Brad looks like he can’t wait for the world to find out. That big azz ring he has on next to his ring finger is soo beautiful it cannot be ignored. Did you notice the writing on the ring Phool?
Brad has the world’s attention. So much so, him just walking down a street in Paris becomes a News item reported all over the world. Have you ever? All the publicity he never asked for.
While Aniston is paying thru the nose to be seen and heard anywhere and nobody cares.
Some things are just so right! :)
Have a lovely day tomorrow and every day my friend. Take care. And blessings galore to you and yours.
And always! Blessings to our favorite couple. May their lives forever be filled with joy, laughter, health, strength passionate love between Mama and Poppa always and another beautiful mini-me Brad. I so want little Knox to have a little brother…..the world needs more beautiful people in it. Yes, I know Angelina is not just a baby making machine, but Brad did say he wanted one more and the door was not closed. Yes, Angelina has a lot on her plate right now….but when the time is right…..LIFE will find a way. :)
Love you

Heroina and Pothead’s lack of shame and class never ceases to amaze me. Pimping kids out in pairs, to go on pap strolls to promote their Brand for the third time in less than a month is beyond disgusting, self-serving and contrived. First the bio twins with Mommie Dearest, then the two girls out for froyo with their real parents (nannies), and now, to top it all, the two asian kids with their fatherly figures.

We know the eldest kid has been out of the spotlight for over one year and now all of a sudden he’s dragged out of his comfort zone to promote his absent, drug addict father’s vanity piece by wearing an oversized tshirt. I know that they’re desperate for more attention, but what a classless, tacky thing to do. Only the deranged loons posting here could ever find these acts of child exploitation cute.

Thye need to let this thing die, Pitt’s children are getting old enoigh to understand what’s going on in the world, Handler should be thinking about the children.
hand job think about the kids? Are you kidding me?
LOL! hand job doesn’t think of anything beyond herself. I wouldn’t even give her the finer feelings of bishing on Angelina because of JHo. No doubt JHo eggs her on, but hand job bishes on Angelina it gets her the attention she wants.

Sherry (not from JPW) @ 03/11/2013 at 10:17 pm

Hey GC your comment about CH @196, my previous post disappeared…. anyhoo, I just wanted to point out that both Ticky and CH were at the Vanity Fair after Oscar party, and they were together at some point. Ticky and her man were coming out of the Photo Booth, and CH was there to zip up her zipper…?? WTF?????

Ticky seemed a little light headed (if you know what I mean), and a little out of it. But the body language seemed very familiar and easy, as if this is something that they do all the time. (In deference to all the body language experts out there, especially the trolls, I would like to admit that my observations are extremely amatuer, ha HA).

And as for Clini’s earlier comment, I would like to concor with her hypothesis, that the wedding has indeed occurred (both Jamie and JV could have been there (in the Caribbean) without us knowing anything about it) and Peeps rag, is very, very far up Ticky’s you know what, that they are literally talking out of her mouth. They also know that they are not going to get any exclusives from the JPs.

And thanks to all the JPs regulars for the hellos and shout outs, it’s great to know that they both have such good people as fans.

I can’t believe that Ticky’s PR queen Steffi Huvane is now trying to convince people that Jane Pitt will attend Ticky’s wedding, of course Ticky’s own Mother isn’t invited, but Brad’s Mother, the Grandmother to the children Ticky has Handjob Handler regularly make racist and ugly remarks about is all eager to attend. How low is Ticky prepared to go, I wonder, because if she sinks any lower with this “wedding nonsense” (Steel Maganolia’s reference) then the sewer rats are going to be the only attendees.

JEN THE HAG @ 03/11/2013 at 10:32 pm

Passing Through @ 03/11/2013 at 6:13 pm

# 197 Jaye @ 03/11/2013 at 5:52 pm
For anyone who didn’t think Ticky was a vain, shallow, narcissist – that commercial ought to be a big ass clue. She is OBSESSED with wanting people to think she’s “beautiful”. She’s average-looking at best – and that’s with a thrice wittled down schnoz, a hairline adjustment, cheek and lip fillers and a half pound of makeup slapped on top it all in an attempt to hide the fact that her pores are bigger then most worm holes. I’m talking deep space worm holes, not earthworms.
LOL i was laughing so loud with you’re discription of TICKY’s pores bigger than most worm holes,so true. Ticky should NOT DO any skin care ad EVER because we know how her skin looks in HD there are lots of that in worldwideweb just google no amount of photoshopping and make-up will make TICKY’s skin fit for skin care product she even admitted she’s addicted to derma laser and all kinds of high end skin care procedure which do nothing to her LEATHERY OLD SUN BAKED SKIN, i wonder how much The FAT TICK invested in AVEENO Product to made her their model… instead of paying her bwahahhahah!! .

Only loons are excited about how the Brand -after their careers have ben on the decline for months- are now trying to seize their tiny momentum by going for full media-coverage overkill.

First Mommie Dearest take the twins out, then the girls go out for froyo, whereas their unemployed bum of a father looks greasier than ever, and is wearing ugly black clothes in France, having an excuse to get wasted and smiling to those paps he claims to loathe. Then the shape-shifting reptilian shows up uninvited at political meetings at the Roosevelt in LA. LOL, it’s so obvious how their PR machine and their fax is hard at work promoting them and trying to let the media and public know that they’re still exist. Is all that enough to reverse their fall from grace and become bankable again?

The only card they have left to play is their WEDDDINNNNNG and these PR actors’ best best is to schedule it against Aniston’s to get some press coverage. Really loons? How sad must it be that 8 years after their adulterous affair, they’re still trying to make money off the ex wife. :)

You cant’ have but be excited with all the great things that are happening for Brad and Angie.

They are truly what you mean when you say A list

and why the useless tramp filler why he cares?
and the usuals why can’t forget about mannny the man and her antics once in a while.

oh boy I miss those commercial so cute. Brad is yummy in it. I want both the car and the guy . Does comes witht he guy? hahahah kidding.

And to those of you who talk about they may be actually married in december when all the family was in vacation. omg I wish some search it out and find the truth.
You never know they may did it.
I want to know for sure.

Angie, Beautiful Queen @ 03/11/2013 at 11:24 pm

hey you stupid idiot, yes you dumb piece of caca, you have sand in your head….no not there ….. INSIDE your small brain … you dunkey jealous hater…. ha ha ha ha poor idiot

Angie and Brad have said that they are already married when they have chose a life together with six fantastic kids.

Can you imagine wake up each morning and see the amazing beautiful girl by her side??? it must be like a dream gaziing and touching the gorgeous Angie knowing that she is the most beautiful woman in this planet and she gave him six incredible kids making him the happiest man .

Brad must tell to himself every minute of his life that the best thing he made was to kick in the assss the boring and snob and ugly dirty-x.

Brad and Angie are a perfect match. they are soul mates, the fate was writed in the stars.

So don´t lose more time with stupid dumb games of hate. they will legaly married just for fun and for the kids. no more. it´s a paper for legal question in the future.

Brad is forever sexy and youthful. Thanks for the link fyi, he looks so good in that car!! By the way, my grandad drove one of those – everything is operated by the touch of a button, it’s a real luxury car.

My workmate said something interesting to me, she said the world pounced on Brad and Angie’s relationship and hyped it up, but Brad and Angie themselves calmed it down. The media and the world proclaimed them to be the King and Queen of Hollywood but they’re too down to earth for all that notoriety on them. Remember when Brad said on Access Hollywood, “I don’t know what to do with that” when the reporter said Brad and Angie are our Royal Couple.

The problem with Ticky and some of his other exes, they thought he was just another pretty boy. But he’s much deeper than that, and they didn’t know what to do with him when they had him. Now their time spent with him is just a faded memory. Like Juliette Lewis who said their time together is a blur and she can’t believe she was with Brad Pitt!

The thing with Brad is when he’s done with a relationship, he never looks back.

CH uses Angie’s name to get attention from the media. I really think that there is something wrong with the person when they bad mouth someone else, especially when they do not even know them. It just doesn’t make sense. Angie has done nothing to her or even know her. She looks ridiculous and anyone with morals would dislike her. Goes to show that Ticky has no class and no morals.

JEN THE HAG @ 03/12/2013 at 12:32 am

HOHOHO the lonely HEN still posting non stop about “IT’s” WISH LIST bwahahahhaha!!! Meanwhile the real unemployed serial kiiler look alike has not been photographed since her sugar mama is doing her lame romcom another movie to add to the list of her BOMBED MOVIES. Theroxnosauros must be HAPPY that the FAT TICK is nowhere in sight so that he can do some dumpster diving in NY and making sure his collection of teeth are all intack heheheheh meanwhile ANUSton is calling every minute to check on her boytoy’s where about!!

JEN THE HAG @ 03/12/2013 at 12:44 am

i mean photographed with his sugar mama

Yum Brad looks so sexy going to see his beautiful wife to be or possibly wife (already) and their gorgeous children.
Love The JPs.

Brad is stinky old hobo who loves weed more than his family. No wonder Angie barred him from the personal jet.

Love the new Cadillac commercial. Brad really gets hotter with age.

Hei,taylor…Brad is stinky old hobo who loves weed more than his family?
Why you still here? Were are YOUR family or love,or friends?Brad (the hobo) makes 39 millions dolar,,,you make how much? Brad family grow in peace,Brad and Angie was a couple,Jen and Justin was a couple,who is your love?…who cares your family when you take evil comments here? Listen my words…go to home! Be a man,not a cry baby for anybody,the life is very short! Grow up!

Brad will be always beautiful.

JEN THE HAG @ 03/12/2013 at 3:11 am

wow @ 03/12/2013 at 2:39 am

Love the new Cadillac commercial. Brad really gets hotter with age.
Yup Brad is like a wine… aged to perfection!! While TICKY is like a milk it’s get stinker and smelly when AGED bwahahahhaha !

thank you “BRANGELINAFORUM for poppa pitt cadi. com.he is soooo delicious!!!

Good Morning ladies:

Especially shout out to all the lovely ladies out there Rose , Passing Through, NAN, Premalee, Busted, Jen The Hag, Lylian, First and last post, Ssshhii_Baby, Bizzy Bee, QQQQ, lylian, Groundcontrol, Lurker, William Bradley&The Jolie, Susan, Dawne, Tish, Anustin, WonderBust, Love The Jolie Pitts, Fyi12, JPS, MIR, JP Fan, Tweet, Well, Who, Women Spanish, Sunny and all the lurkers out there I hope you all have a great day take care.

appologies if its been already posted as i havent been able to get to this thread yet.

Angelina Jolie like to thank the President
March 11, 2013 Monday – 22:06 – Google translated)

Commissioner Antonio Guterres, the UN, during the signature ceremony in his speeches, Turkey, Syria, thanked them for their efforts. Red Crescent President Ahmet Lutfi Akar, Guterres “Angelina Jolie sent to the camps in Turkey for thanks”.

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Antonio Guterres, the UN High Commissioner for Refugees camps, co-ordination centers and the services closely monitoring opportunities, he said.

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Protocols signed with Mild Guterres, then presented a gift to each other. In the meantime, Akar, Guterres said, “Thank you for send from here to Angelina Jolie,” he said.

OT SEE The new face of Tina:

Simply The Best! Tina Turner rolls back the years as she lands her first ever Vogue cover at the age of 73
By Louise Saunders
PUBLISHED: 10:14, 11 March 2013 | UPDATED: 10:16, 11 March 2013
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I’ll try to post later time permitting.

were the loserssss @ 03/12/2013 at 10:10 am

@Phool: You have a great day as well :-)

hello phool.rose,dawne.susan.early bird combo.

love TinaTurner proud mary and those private dancer.whoa!!!

and now Brandi and Handjob…….hehehehehe bring on the mud!!!

hey oceanblue @ 03/12/2013 at 11:08 am

@oceanblue: you are right, there is something wrong with someone who badmouths a person they do not know. look in the mirror.

@anustin: Good morning **** tin, how are you? Just read this on CB and it’s so good I must share it with the the fans: New Feud Alert: Brandi Glanville on Chelsea Handler. Brandi was on Watch What Happens and the host Andy C asked Brandi something about Leann but Brandi did not want to talk about Leann so she went after Chelsea Handler.. Brandi said, ” sucked on his show” … “she wasn’t funny, it was completely awkward”. Brandi said simply “Chelsea, suck it.”… Brandi went on, “we know each other, we have the same Gaygent, and I made out with with her lesbian and her agent and her brother!”. As cray cray as Brandi is, I’m giving her a high five for that one, love it!.

Good day to all the the great Jolie Pitt fans wherever you are, I’m wishing everyone a great day. Special shoutout to my dear Phool, Susan, NAN, 4Q, Jaye, plez, CLINIQUA , guest Dawne, FYI 12, busted, JTH, LTJP’s, Premelee, Lylian, Wonderbust, PT, GC, Tish and Vickifromtexas, I see you, hi Shi Baby hope you are ok.

OT: let’s hope Brabdi glandvill give CH some of her own medicine, anyone interested, see Brandi’s comment on Celebitchy.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 11:29 am

# 245 Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 9:40 am
Wonder if Tina’s irked with Bey for stealing her act? I can hear Tina now, “Sasha Fierce my ass! That’s ME 20…er…30…er…40 years ago!”

lol P.T at least these ladies got talent,as in HUGE talent.unlike the Striesand and Ticky hehehehe……one got talent while the other……….nada!not nadal ok.

@Passing Through:

Whatever happened to just great talent without all the faux this and that and exaggerations….from hair, to costume, to whatever over the top crap they feel is necessary. Gladys Knight is my fave female singer and she used to just stand at the mic and sing……….that was enough…when you have such a distinctive voice and style……..Aretha….early, early Celine….Barbra…….before it was s*x and flash……..Tina gave us a bit of that……..but tastefully…..I cannot stand Bey……never liked her voice or found it anywhere near the level of Gladys and Aretha…Shania brought s*exiness to country but she did it with style and class and didn’t go crazy …. Madonna and B. Spears took it all a few notches down and now it is just stuuuupid.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 12:59 pm

# 254 anustin @ 03/12/2013 at 11:46 am
Wait…Babs has got tons of talent. Ticky has tons of ego but not much talent.

#Passing Through@ 03/08/13 at 08:04am
Hi PT how are you? Sorry didn’t get a chance to mail you back sooner and the way the new threads are coming can’t get my head around which thread to post on lol. Loved the Naomi & Grace Slick link, god I do miss the Old phone tossing Naomi, maybe the therapy has worked in her case which is a shame lol.
We were talking about Bey’s singing I wasn’t saying she’s on par with Aretha, Whitney, Mimi & Xtina but she is trying her best to out do them in the prolong vocal gymnastics you cant deny that know can you PT. In regards to If she’s in the same league as the others then it’s a NO, she isn’t that’s my opinion but she does tries there no denying that.
Yes I loved Aretha’s backhanded compliment of Beys lip-syncing and all the drama of ripping out the earpiece along with her extensions acting at the inauguration, Aretha did what Soul Diva does best tell it the way it is, it was as if someone hit Bey in the face with a Fish 1st it hurts 2nd it leaves a stench and that’s what Aretha the Diva’s Diva had done there’s no denying of that lol.
By the way talking about mining & acting I thought Bey wanted to be an Actress so why did she drop out of Clint Eastwoods remake of “Star is borne”? Just asking.
By the way have you heard the latest some hacker managed to hack into Jay Z & Bey, bank accounts, Credit card accounts & mortgage accounts and posted them on-line?

#Passing Through @03/09/13 at 01:58am
Some extract from the post-
(Ticky inspires women…all she wants to do is inspire women through her movies and empower women. to wear too-tight clothes 20 years too young for them, show the world their fake nipples all the time, lay on the meh-ee-can resort veranda with their legs splayed open like she’s waiting for a gyno’s speculum to warm up)…
LOL I was in fits after reading this no wonder I was scratching my head why in this world no one could find a single article on Ticky being an inspiration to other women. Passing Through if you had any sense you would have your OWN website with this never ending Comedy Gold you come out with time & time again, I know I’m like broken record with assaying this but let me. I know you said “never” but I would say, “never say never” at least consider it either way “We are not Worthy of you PT”.
PT I agree Bey has stolen the whole Tina Turner act and named it Sash Fierce my A$$ this women couldn’t come up with nay thing original could she needs to pay Tina royalties with every head & leg shake

Good Morning/ afternoon Rose my dear thanks for the shout outs my friend you are too kind. Sorry had been quite busy work wise, I see we have threads per threads galore love it. I see on the last thread the trolls went loopy again by Brads appearance damn I think Brads photos should come with a health warning “ take your meds before viewing as beauty is contiguous” lol. I was laughing at your posts with your gentle remainder of Tickys thread still being stuck with 4 posts per day well if she’s luck that is normally the trolls even skip a day don’t they lol. How many days has Brad’s new thread been up and easily it amasses over 300 posts Tickys it there for weeks on end but never crosses the 200 figure and I thought she was relevant in the eyes of the trolls.

#Jaye@03/09/13 at 06:59pm
Good Morning Jaye, First & foremost I can’t tell you how glad I was to see your post I thought I’ll start from the back and saw your original post. Honestly I thought you must be either snowed under by work, writing, gardening, decorating etc ect yes the list of your talents do go on & on there’s no denying of that it’s endless. Ironically hadn’t thought of moderation, I honestly bemoan this system that Jared has installed; I don’t know why it happens & if so why it can’t be sorted out by the site owners as it’s a constant headache.
I was laughing at the scenario when you must have got your first box of garden nick knacks you certainly sound like a kid in the candy store with your box of goodies, by the sounds of it you seemed to have got some good bargains as it isn’t one box is it another ones on its way? Odd isn’t it how we tend to buy & buy stuff with out even thinking where we would be storing it, that’s the downside of bargains isn’t it lol.
You were talking about “Legacy” I guess when you are first in the element of writing, you are full of ideas bouncing off that gives you opportunities to expand on , so it seems, as you are nearing to the end, well you’ve practically already covered all basis so your bound to be reduced to writing paragraphs rather than pages.
Talking about e.rotica I still can’t get my head around the “menage a trois” well know a days it’s the ménage is limitless number wise isn’t it more the merrier it seems lol. Any way I’m not inclined to reading that type of stuff 2 people are the limit for me , that I can stand more than that, well it scrambles my head, and I don’t need it further scrambled than it already is. By the way talking about books a work colleague whose big on all things 50 Shades she’s read the trilogy know she’s moved on to author Sylvia Day, she gave me “Bared to you” to read, I’ll say this about it, I was surprised to see an actual story line in it considering its an e.rotica but its numbed down a bit. Apparently its been critically described as “its characters have real depth, what 50 Shades of Gray could have been” this is I thing part trilogy as well as after this it goes on to another “Reflected in You” I haven’t read that yet. But I must say this wasn’t bad plot wise it was a good flow of story and the physical activities weren’t too in your face either which makes a change considering that’s the target market.
Good to see you touched upon the JoliePitts wine news, I must agree with you they most defiantly are rdicously smart but also would add “very astute” as well or should I say “realistic” in the way things are. They are at the moment at the very “Top of their fields” but there is no longevity in this profession and for them to seek other avenues that would keep funding their charities & creating a legacy for their children in the long running of things, then I say good for them. My they keep having the success that they very well deserve because in my opinion it couldn’t have happened to a deserving couple like the JoliePitts honestly the amount of self-effort they put into every thing that they do as you can see there’s no ulterior motives of self preservation behind it, and that makes it more worthwhile in my eyes.
Good to see they have already started while there at the peak of things instead of leaving it in lateral part of years is a very favourable decision in my eyes. What ever they have bought it has a long term logistic behind it, take their house Miraval, they rented the property “Miraval” got the feel of it then went for it and bought it why pay astronomical amounts in rent than buy it and make it a legacy for your children & grandchildren to come all in a while making money for your other endeavours like charity in the process.
They’ve looked at the bigger picture they to me are like two jigsaw pieces that were trying to fit in with other people until “they met each other” those pieces came together and matched in every other way, by completing the unfinished the picture and rest they say is history.
Angie got what £10 million for a days work with Lou Vitton all went to charity what a pay day that was Brad got what £10, million for channel & £7 million for Cadillac so why not strike while the iron is hot so to speak they don’t do as much as they are offered they may be far & between but damn it makes up with on big mega bucks deals don’t they.Yes they have expanded into areas that no one would have thought off considering their First professions but they have been very logistic about it as well. I ‘m glad there doing “their thing”, and not going down the route of every tom d.ick and Harry has by putting their names to every thing that moves.
Brad took his time in designing his furniture as Angie did with her Jewellery and both with their wines, damn even the wines bottles oozes sex appeal one just wants to sit and admire the bottle to hours no end like a piece of art.
You are spot on in your assessment this is what interesting people with foresight combined with varied talents & interests can do and do it. It’s a great lesson in life make the best of what you are given and enhances it at every given opportunity. Brad’s MIR and Angie’s Numerous Girls Schools, Jolie Pitt Foundation the legacy that they are building & leaving for their children and generations to come and that’s what we call is progress to a better future.

# Love The JoliePitts@03/08/13 at 09:37pm
Good Morning Love sorry for delay in replying back had quite back log of work to get through also my mind boggles the amount of new Brad threads we got don’t know where to post lol.Not complaining though good things comes to those who wait in vain .
Your post to 4Q where you were talking about Tina fey & co (what kind of women are these to make fun of other women) bearing in mind these are comedians, not only that Female comedians that are trying to make their voices heard above the male dominated field, they have to compete with their male counterparts to show them look we could be more crasser than you, we can bust balls may they be women’s balls bust them they will. It’s the game of one-up man ship they fall into that trap of pleasing male audiences. Women have opportunities to make fun of men but if you see percentage of male jokes they make are very low compared to women’s well. Women comedians rather go after the weaker sex for extra belly full of laughs if men can why cant they, And that’s the mentality they role with my dear.
Talking about Taylor Swift if you take this in the equation for a minute, this is a person who has partially contributed herself towards her own ridicule and then acts defenceless & venerable but still seems to be carrying on doing the same things over & over agin.then I would say its game on for comedians to go after her she will get very little sympathy even from the general audience.
by the way you need to post your Hollywood/ International women’s article on Oprah’s and all other websites even if it takes one young women to read it would make a difference as it unmasks the real beauties of hoyllwoods true nature .

#Susan 03/09/13 at 10:25pm
Hi Susan how are you I was reading your post you have quite a collection of murderous viewing going on my dear don’t forget to mix up with light entertainment just for some light relief like duck dynasty perhaps lol. I was reading Go Figures post to you “Wives with Knives” wow do such shows exist very fatal viewing lol.

#Bizzy Bee@03/09/13 at 11:17pm
Hi Bizzy how are you? You were talking about Oprah doing hand.job interview maybe its Oprahs last hurrah with CAA as she’s left their management hasn’t she so it might mean she still has people on to see due to her last contract with them, to interview this lameass women. I thought Oprah is a non entity know a days gone are her glory days she needs to give it up and use her money behind camera in helping other women in destitute positions I know she gives to charity but personally I think she needs to do more than talking to trashy women. I mean what else she is going to spend her billions on apart from Gale.

# Love the JoliePitts @ 03/11/2013 at 9:30 pm
But Jared and his bloody “moderation!’ is too frustrating.
Sorry Love I couldn’t help but laugh at that wow Jared’s moderation has tipped you over the edge as its very UN lady like to use that sort of language as you are our sweet voice of reason who wouldn’t say boo to a goose so to speak, but it makes a pleasant surprise we are human after all. Keep swearing Love ok no just teasing sweraing is not good for the soul.
Sorry where have my manners gone as if I had any in the first place lol, Hello how are you my dear sorry I still am catching up reading from previous two threads just about getting on this one just saw your post and I count resist in replying to it. I still think you should be posting your post on IWD to each and every reputable website just for the sake of even one person reading it would unmask the 2 faced people in Hollywood.
I will mail you in length as if I’m honest haven’t read your whole post some begging of it to give you full detailed reply back yes Brad does look drop dead gorgeous as always is it any wonder every man wants to be him & wants to be with him lol hey don’t laugh deep down they all do forget the women we know they most defiantly do as if there ever was a doubt.

Hopefully Brandi wont be bought by Huvane.

By the way I must say thanks for the Jolie Pitt fans giving *** bits from areas that you are based in about the non –sales of People magazines “Ticky cover” so does that mean the rumoured $2, million wedding issue is still going ahead considering the last one didn’t leave the super market shelves ?

Brad is looking delicious as usual back home with his loved ones gone to France did the unveiling of his & Angie’s wine, sold the lot ,got the update on the renovation work on Miraval, checked on the updates of interiors designs and came back home all in few days work that’s what I like instead of sitting at home and wasting away on the sofa.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 1:42 pm

# 255 Dawne @ 03/12/2013 at 12:17 pm
I must be really old because I can’t remember a time when there ever wasn’t “faux this and that”. Back in the Diana Ross, Aretha Franklin, Martha & Vandellas, etc., they all wore wigs, a ton of make-up, tight dresses, long ass false eyelashes, fake long fingernails…and atrocious pink lipstick and blue eye shadow. Tina Turner’s been wearing that wig for so long she thinks it’s her real hair. She was probably the start of the sort of hoochie mama phase were everyone feels the need to show they’ve mile long legs just like Tina’s. Hell, Diana Ross is STILL wearing her big ass afro wigs from the 70s. Woman’s about 119 but she won’t step outside without that big ‘fro wig. You’d probably have to go back to singers like Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzerald, Dinah Washington, etc., to find black female singers who didn’t use all the beauty accessories they’ve been using since the late ’50s\early ’60s. Those ladies didn’t need all that BS because back then it was just a singer and the song. They spoke for themselves and didn’t need to be dressed and trussed up like Christmas goose. Give me Billie Holiday singing “Strange Fruit” or “I Cried For You” or any of those old torch songs any day of the week over the caterwaulering of Bey and Mimi’s ear-drum bursting screeches. Just because you can hit those high notes…doesn’t mean you should do it in EVERY songs. Ditto for Xtina. Subtlety has no place in today’s music.
Bey’s annoying at best but some of the others I want to strangle. Katie Perry? All of songs sound a like. Lady Gaga? I didn’t like electonica in the ’80s and I don’t like it now. It’s just a bunch of random noise as far as I’m concerned. But…I still wouldn’t buy a Bey CD or a concert ticket. She’s got 2 songs that I can listen to start to finish without scratching my eyeballs out – “Halo” and “To the left, to the left\ Everything you own in the box to the left\In the closet that’s my stuff, yes\If I bought it please don’t touch\And keep talking that mess, that’s fine\But could you walk and talk at the same time?” …whatever the hell the name of that song is…that one cracks me up…

Sorry I have cut my post into two as its getting too longwinded & gibberish lol I saw your post to another fellow poster about Brads gold band it’s like the “Curious case of gold band that keeps changing positions on the left hand fingers” aye I know Brad loves his baling especially from his lady love Angie ( see wasn’t going to leave a window of opportunity for a trolls to make a comment) I have a feeling of 2 scenarios here 1st one is that it’s a Valentines gift from Angie I know Angie doesn’t to Valentines but that doesn’t mean she isn’t a hopeless romantic at heart for the rest of the year to give her man another memento or 2nd one is (Waite let me close the window as screams will appear from the ocean) it’s a wedding ring with that smug smile that Brad on his face yes yes people he has had the same smile from day one he’s been with Angie but something smells fishy here he looks like he’s done the deed lol. If I’m honest I think they done it ages ago just my opinion. The gold band is the exact same make he has on his right hand which he’s worn on numerous occasions before. Thank god Brad isn’t into gangster jewellery all that heavy chains and massive diamond crosses uhh that would do my head in, if he every did do it I would have reported him to be bound & gagged to Angies bed until he took them off lol ok I know the conversation has gone out of the window from where it actually began sorry my bad.
What I don’t understand why Tickys friends use the constant word of “happiness” with every sentence if they are talking about her. Its always “She’s happy” why has anyone said otherwise? This constant reassurance to people that she is happy. I guess as we know the reality is quite the opposite if you are genuinely happy then this is no need to gloat about it the constant reaffirmation needs to stop people are not therapist that would just sit there and take it with out making any judgment on your actual feelings. It always sounds like a therapy session not that I have ever attended one to make judgment but I assume the first question the therapist asks how are you feeling today happy ? Sad?. The endless questions that never will be answerd.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 1:46 pm

I see Jared is repeating the US news that Edward Norton and his fiance are expecting a baby. IF true, congrats to Ed. Hope he doesn’t pass his terminal crankiness to his offspring…

@Phool: Hi Phool, sorry I have missed you for a few days. You know we have good times in the mornings. I’ve been in and out but still checking in. Phool, did you see that Cadillac commercial with Brad yesterday. Phool, he looks so good, you know that send the trolls yelling for mercy. Also, check out Brandi Glandville dissing CH on cb or gossip cop, priceless.

@Passing Through: Hi PT, I see you’re on. PT, sorry I did not get back to you about the Gym, if it’s for Angie and or Brad. PT, you know the ladies like to get in shape for the wedding, firm up the arms and back ect. I know Angie’s in Good shape, but that’s what I was thinking.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 1:55 pm

# 257 Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 1:19 pm
What I was saying is that Bey doesn’t have the vocal range of those other singers so her “vocal gymnastics” are kind of monotone because they’re all within the same 3 or 4 notes. All of those “uh oh uh ohs” and “whoa whoa whoas” aren’t quite the same as say X-tina going from B to E to Z to Q to M to just-shut-the-fvck-up-already.
Re: the phone hacking – I saw Bey and Jay-Z were on the list but I didn’t know the info had been posted online. They’re worth a gazillion bucks so I hope they’re paying their bills in a timely manner. Wouldn’t want anyone to repossess the Maybach when Bey’s on her way to dinner. LOL! That’s a dig at Lamey’s BIs for anyone who didn’t get the reference…

OMG Rose, hahahaha!! I came here to post that very thing! LOL Does Brandi know she’s made millions of new friends today!! I may buy that bishes book!! If she really wants the love, she’ll expose the rationale behind Chelsea Handjob’s attacks on Angelina!! I had no idea Huvzy repped Glanville! ‘gaygent,’ <– bahahaha!!
Brandi Glanville Tells Chelsea Handler to “Suck It” After “Housewives” Diss
There’s a Battle of the Blondes brewing between Brandi Glanville and Chelsea Handler.
And last night, the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star told the comedian to “suck it” after Chelsea went off on her and the rest of her reality TV costars.
O.K., let’s backtrack a second.
Last week, Chelsea appeared on “Watch What Happens Live” with Andy Cohen — where she made her true feelings about the “Housewives” known.
“I think that franchise is kind of a terrible thing,” Handler said. “Women shouldn’t be making money off of the fact that they have fake books, fake vaginas, fake whatever. I actually don’t support that.”
Tell us how you really feel!
Well that didn’t sit well with the very outspoken Glanville, who took the opportunity to strike back during her appearance on Andy’s show Monday night.
“She was horrible, she wasn’t funny, it was completely awkward,” Brandi exclaimed. “Chelsea, suck it!”
“We know each other, we have the same gaygent,” Glanville added. “I made out with her lesbian friend and her assistant and her brother, so she hates me.”


Hi Rose No I havent seen Brads new Cadillac commercial just as yet, but will do so some other posters were saying it looks good, well any thing Brads in is good end off. Trolls just lose it any way as soon as they see Brad & Angie whats new lol.
I was reading your post about Brandi Giving as good as to hand,job LOL waite isnt Brandi a girly girl lol, well hand,job is getting it laid on the plater by Z listers thats a good one and its called Karma.

PT i was trying to search for Bey & J Z’s leaked account details info online I couldn’t find it do you think Forbes are behind this lol …what I found funny was they were talking about the mortgage payments and i was thinking really don’t they have enough money to buy their properties in cash rather than to take out a mortgage. He already earns mega with his music business and she is making quite a lot on in her own.

@CLINIQUA:#274, CLINIQUA, I’m telling you, I’m giving Brandi two high fives. I love the video with Brandi giving her the hand motion, lol! I’m a Brandi’s fan now, hope she keeps it up. CH went after Joan Rivers and JR slapped her hard, called her a drunk who slept with the boss to get her show, lol! I know Joan is. B but she was right that time.

Awards Profile: 12 Years A Slave
Author: Terence Johnson March 12, 2013

Directed By: Steve McQueen
Written By: Steve McQueen and John Ridley

Cast: Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt, Paul Dano, Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Giamatti, Quvenzhané Wallis, Scoot McNairy, Garrett Dillahunt, Sarah Paulson, Michael Kenneth Williams, Taran Killiam, Dwight Henry, Adepero Oduye, Bryan Batt, Alfre Woodard
Synopsis: 12 Years a Slave is based on the 1853 autobiography of Solomon Northup, a free black man who was kidnapped in Washington D.C in 1841 and sold into slavery. He worked on plantations in the state of Louisiana for 12 years before his release.
Why It Could Succeed: Steve McQueen is a great filmmaker and is currently batting 2-2 in terms of his film output. Though he’s tackled some tough subject matter in the past, his films always leave an impression on the viewer both thematically and visually. There’s never a moment in his films where you feel that he’s going to far because he takes great care to only use what will be in service of the story. Taking on serious subject matter seriously is welcomed in a world where we get watered down versions of history. The Academy likes to reward ambition and taking on a much less discussed aspect of slavery, the illegal enslavement of freed African Americans, is something that should earn him a lot of admirers. The biggest plus outside of sheer thematic weight is the amazing cast. McQueen is like a savant when it comes to pulling intense, richly layered performances from actors and he’s got some great ones lined up. Many people already have Ejiofor and Fassbender penciled in as early contenders, and that kind of attention can only help a film like this.Why It Could Fail: Steve McQueen doesn’t make films that are easy to digest and while that makes him great, it doesn’t necessarily win you awards.
We’ve seen time and time again that in order to win you need people to like the film and if this is anything as unrepentant as Hunger or Shame, it’ll have a serious uphill climb to win. Taking on serious subject matter seriously can easily turn people off because they just won’t go see the movie, and that’s something you don’t need come awards time. You also have the problem that in each category this film will be competeing with is chock full of established

properties that will certainly be easier to digest. Also, as mentioned above this is a story about slavery but this ain’t Django Unchained where there is some sort of violent comeuppance and B-movie appearances. This also ins’t a tale where there’s a main white savior figure that swoops in to help or has their mind changed based on their relationship with a minority.
Clayton also touched on this a bit in his newest article, but minorities do have a tough time winning major prizes and Precious is the ONLY film in the entire history of the Oscars to be written by, directed by, star and be about African Americans to be nominated for Best Picture/Director/Screenplay. Those are some tough odds the film will have to overcome.

Oscar Potential
Best PictureBest DirectorBest Actor (Chiwetel Ejifor)Best Supporting Actor (Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt)
Best Supporting Actress (Sarah Paulson, Adepero Oduye)Adapted ScreenplayFilm EditingCinematographyCostume DesignProduction Design

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 03/12/2013 at 2:25 pm

Hello Folks,

So, I was at Lamey (don’t judge),and here is part of a post she did today about the the “Wedding Wars” (which she dismissed) and I noted this because, if true, it shows that x is starting to have money problems. There is nothing wrong with diversifying and creating other revenue streams, but I thought her hags boosted that she has more money than Brad and Angelina. Not only that, but this scamble also tells me that she is NOT making that much money from her current endorsement deals. Plus she has a gigolo to support.

Not only that, but Walmart?! This is where she’s aiming.? And there is nothing wrong with Walmart, but it speaks to how she can’t go higher end, but she doesn’t belong there.

March 12, 2013 Posted at 10:58 AM
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And here’s some interesting Aniston exclusive gossip I heard recently –

My sources tell me that, like Drew Barrymore, she’s apparently working on her own branded makeup line, hoping to have it carried at a mass consumer outlet like Walmart or Target as opposed to upscale department stores. I heard that she was hoping to get into clothing too — at the mall! Supposedly there was a collaboration with Express or The Limited that was in development for a button-down shirt, ¾ sleeves and it would have been called The Aniston but it never happened because she didn’t have enough time to devote to the proposal. Everyone’s GOOPing!

#Love the Jolei Pitts
Love I know you loved Angies coat heres an articla i have found for you:

What celebrities wear: Angelina Jolie in Alexander McQueen jacket
Google translated Tuesday, 12-03-2013
Angelina Jolie is one of the most stylish, not only have among Hollywood stars. On a trip to the Natural History Museum in Los Angeles has chosen a coat from the collection of Alexander McQueen.Feminine styling with a deep neckline heavily emphasizes impeccable silhouette Angelina . Large, rippling down like a dress in a tasteful style retro. Ballerina with snakeskin motif is elegant and casual addition, a brown Louis Vuitton bag chic mantle interacts with Jolie. As always stylishly and tastefully.

Alexander McQueen

@Phool: Phool, Angie always wears the best coats. I love everyone of her coats.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 2:37 pm

# 258 Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 1:22 pm
Passing Through if you had any sense you would have your OWN website with this never ending Comedy Gold you come out with time & time again,
The key phrase here is “IF you had any sense…”

LOL ok i get it . by the way have you seen the news about Putrid talking about how she starves her kids from Crabs? who made her a dietician last i looked she was a failed actress. I guess the diet police wont be saying anything about her are they.If it was any one else there sure would be an uproar about childrens diet.

@Phool: Good afternoon ladies.
Phool, I was into Duck Dynasty until Phil skinned the frogs and gutted the catfish, it was just too much.
I love British Comedies, and shopping channels, so it not all murder and mayhem.
You’re funny.

angie sure does have good taste in coats love them all coats & jackets they all look good on her regardless

hi susan lol you watch all the other gore but cant stomach gutting a little cat fish you wuss lol

Check this, haha who knew we’d get more confirmation of how evil a douche Huvsy is from Brandi Glanville. This was on her timeline, she’s talking about him here:

Laura O’Brien‏@Lauralee987
@BrandiGlanville uh oh- it’s always sad when a good friend doesn’t like ur opinion ;-( hope he forgives u soon!
@BrandiGlanville Was it over the Chelsea Handler comments?
Brandi Glanville‏@BrandiGlanville @FingerPoppinFun yes the are bffs and he reps her :/
VerIfied 1 Good Guy!‏@LAmaleCA @BrandiGlanville awwwww why is he mad
Brandi Glanville‏@BrandiGlanville
@Lauralee987 he is my family I love him so much, but he is also bffs with CH

See how Huvane and his gang of mad cows operate. Now it all makes sense. Remember when Chelsea Handbag went all in on Leann Rimes, it’s because Huvane repp’d Glanville, AND Handler and he was probably telling Handler to twist the knife on Handler’s behalf.
Glanville however snapped back at Handler on the same cheap cable after talk show that Handler was on and REVEALED that Maniston/Handler’s PR flack, was also her cheesey ass’s flack which is a NO NO I’m sure…because Huvane probs wouldn’t want it known Maniston or Handler or Paltrow is also in the same stable as a Reality Housewife…but behind the scenes, Huvane will take any bish who’s getting ink, because he wants to get paid – Glanville’s got a NYT bestseller just like Trashy Handbag.
Plus the ‘gaygent,’ bit…and the reveal about Handler’s lesbian friend (gasp! Aniston??!! hahaha), her assistant and her brother. You heard Brandi, she said Handler “hates her,” that implies they have some water under the bridge.
Look for Huvane to drop Glanville, and sign w/ Leann Rimes in the coming days, and her to start vacationing with Aniston and Trashy Handbags in Meh-hee-co….in 5…4…3…2….

Let me rephrase, I made a typo in my last post: THAT’S: he (huvs) was probably telling Handler to twist the knife in Rimes on Glanville’s behalf. Much like he’s doing re Handler attacking Angie. Ugh, that man is evil.

@CLINIQUA: #287, CLINIQUA, I love it!. it’s getting good. I wish Brandi let some more cats out of the bag, happy times!!

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:11 pm

# 276 Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 2:17 pm
Phool -
Even rich people have to establish creditworthiness – especially rich black people. We all know how the old credit ball bounces. Just ask “I couldn’t get into a Paris boutique because I’m black not because my big ass couldn’t possibly fit into the clothes!”\Okra. So a lot of them don’t buy the property outright. When you’re talking about homes in the $25-70MIL range…that’s using a big chunk of money at once and any financial adviser would probably advise against an outright purchase. Then again – the two of them have to be worth close to $500MIL, so it does seem strange that they’d have a mortgage and pay someone interest when they could just hold 2 (over-priced tickets )concerts at the weekend and pay for the damned thing up front..

…and BAM, here’s the ‘friend’ Glanville made out with, most likely, and also why Handler knew so much about it, enough to blab to Piers Morgan last year:

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:15 pm

# 277 Rose @ 03/12/2013 at 2:25 pm
The Brandi thing was funny but I had to laugh because she basically acknowledged that she’s a big ho herself. She said she “made out” with Handjob’s gay friend, assisstant and brother. Probably all at the same time. But, at least she wasn’t ragging on Leann Rimes this time. That number’s played out. It’s been 4 years already. If she keeps it up much longer she’ll be the new Ticky.

Oh wow, and DOUBLE BAM!! As evil as we know Huvane to be, he’s even more EVIL, check THIS out, from a poster on that same CB thread from last year, OMG!!!
mln76 says:
January 5, 2012 at 11:26 am
To change the subject a bit. Here’s my conspiracy theory on why Handler released the dirt about Demi on CNN. Handler is known to be a flunky/slave to Stephen Huvane the Sith Lord of publicists. Huvane and Demi quietly parted ways last spring. I wonder if Handler let herself once again be a surrogate flunky to smear Demi in some sort of revenge scenario?

ONCE again, doing Huvane’s bidding, PITBULL handler on behalf of Huvane or his other clientele. That b* needs to be EXPOSED!! Who in the media, and in H’wood has the balls. The story is right here – why won’t Jezebel or Gawker or some like publication cover it??!! Thing is, if he’s exposed, that means Oprah and Katie and all of them bishes, who ALSO know the damnn deal, will be revealed as rancid bullying cows as well, letting innocent people get shat on by that creep and his attack horse, I mean dog.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:22 pm

# 279 William Bradley&The Jolie @ 03/12/2013 at 2:25 pm
I don’t know that that’s necessarily a sign of money problems, but it’s what I’ve been saying for a while now – there are no more $8MIL studio flix. There are no more Friends residuals. Biitch has to find other sources of revenue because these $500K paydays on indie films isn’t even enough to keep Squiggy in hairplugs let alone mansions, designer skinny jeans, expensive vacays, motorcycles, $200-$400K cars and over-priced eyebrow waxing. I guess she’s too afraid to tell Squiggy to get a fvcking job because he might walk out the door and not come back. If she announces any more endorsement deals aimed at the MVM then I’m gonna have to bust out the Donna Summer.

@Passing Through:
That’s her whole schtick – admitting to her boinks(Gerry Bloatler), other assorted humiliations and scandalous behavior – where you been? lol

Hi- fyi- here is another place to order Miraval Rose (just ordered some- shipping is a bit high (driving to pick it would cost a lot more!), but I’m excited to be able get ahold of the JP wine. This will be something special- we are having a confirmation & a gradution parties this spring!
Wally’ s Wine (@WallysWine) tweeted at 0:48 PM on Tue, Mar 12, 2013:
Breaking News! Cheers to Brangelina on their new arrival!

kay, now I’m confused, Glanville in another older tweet says her agent is Michael Broussard, yet she says he is also Chelsea Handbag’s agent – …I thought Handler was rep’d by Huvane! Can these lames have MORE than one agent at a time?? Does Broussard work with Huvane? Do they share a company? me confused.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:34 pm

# 283 Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 2:47 pm
No, I didn’t hear about Putrid. She’s starving her kids of carbs? WTF for? They’re kids. Kids need carbs. I guess she means she’s trying to keep them away from sugar as their carb source. That would make sense but then when has Putrid ever made any sense with the goop she craps out of her ass…

@Passing Through: I know Brandi is cray cray, but as long as she’s taking on theThat pig Chelsea Handler I will give her a pass for all her misdeeds like sleeping with Gerard B. Who slept with Ticky, ect. I love that she took on Handler, good for her.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:35 pm

# 284 Susan @ 03/12/2013 at 2:49 pm
LOL. As you all know – I love Duck Dynasty. Si is off his freaking rocker and Jase ain’t that far behind. The two of them got to riffing on Willie being afraid to “rough it” and I just about peed msyelf. Then they went dove hunting and Si said, “Looky here…I’m fixing to make some doves cry.” ROTFLMAO. Then later on he made another Prince reference and sang (badly) a Bon Jovi song. That’s the show were Phil was trying to get “some lovin’” from Miss Kaye but she kept turning him down because he doesn’t bath or change his clothes during hunting season. Of couse she won in the end. But…Si alone makes the show worth watching.

Roger tweaked his back yesterday, hopefully he will be able to recover.

Okay, CLARIFIED, Michael Broussard is a BOOK agent to both Glanville and Handler. That’s who she as talking about. I did some research.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:58 pm

# 295 CLINIQUA @ 03/12/2013 at 3:22 pm
Oh. Didn’t realize that her claim to fame. I knew Bloatler said, “Brandi who? Don’t know her” so I guess she sucked at sucking it. I guess making money admitting you’re a sk@nk is better than making money being a ho on the QT (see: Lindsey Lohan).

No one buys anything with her name on it, did they forget about the perfume adventure. That sh!te was a failure.
OT, Awww.
Great excerpt: hoped to find a love like her parents. “I had a great example of love in front of me, and that’s probably what makes me such a romantic, because I’ve seen it firsthand,” she told the magazine.
She added, “You grow up and you assume that everyone is like [my parents], and you quickly realize that they’re not, and then you have those days when you wonder if you’re going to find it for yourself. It’s such a hard thing to find. I think it was more that realization that rocked me.”

I have a feeling the JP kids might encounter these kinds of probs. You can be a couple, be in a marriage, or a relationship, and as Rachel is finding out with Ryan, and then Michael Sheen, it still may never look or feel like a true perfect love, if you’ve been lucky enough to witness or grow up around one. Still, one thing it keeps their standards exceptionally high, and they know not to settle for bald, short, greasespot golddigging poseur tools who don’t really love you for you…or for that matter gorgeous stunning perfect movie star icons on the rebound…who don’t love you either. Muahaha.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:05 pm

# 296 nice @ 03/12/2013 at 3:23 pm
Get ready for price-gouging and ridic eBay auctions. It’ll be interesting to see how much liquor merchants mark up the price. It was $23 each in the 6-pack but I bet the solo bottles will be priced much higher by stores…due to demand, natch.

@PT, Brandi’s husband, EC, cheated on her with Leanne Rimes and left her and her two children for Leann. Since then they have been having a twitter war. GB was just a side piece, one time, Brandi told on herself that she slept with him, gb, and he did not know her last name so when the Papz asked him about Brandi, GB asked Brandi who? The is a long story. As long as she took on CH and it’s all good as far as I’m concerned.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:11 pm

# 297 CLINIQUA @ 03/12/2013 at 3:30 pm
Handjob is NOT repped by Kevin Huvane. He only reps movie actresses…unless a ho i s married to a current male client and said client asks him to take on his wife as a client because her agent is leaving the company and she’s nagging him to death and whining that she doesn’t know whether to move to Endeavor wih him or not and what about her movie career…WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Any resemblence to Ticky is intended…
It’s Stephen Huvane – the publicist – who Brandi and Handjob share. Along with Ticky, Goopy, Doe Eyed Girl and a bunch of other annoying actresses…but not Reese. She’s repped by Brad’s old PR firm.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:15 pm

# 301 QQQQ @ 03/12/2013 at 3:36 pm
Is that why he was playing so crappy? He wasn’t moving well or running like he usually does. I just figured he was having an off day. Bummer. He won this tourney last year so he has a lot of points to defend. I hope he’s good to go by tomorrow’s match.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:16 pm

# 302 CLINIQUA @ 03/12/2013 at 3:42 pm
Well that certainly makes more sense because there’s no way in hell Kevin Huvane would lower himself to rep Brandi Glanville. Meryl or Hyena Laugh might be offended and we can’t have that…

Huvsy is getting desperate, he sees that 50 is looming closer than 40 for Maniston, and he’s seeing his returns dwindling. Both of them know, there’s no chance of Oscar on the horizon, and after 20 years of trying to be Sandy Bullock rom com queen, that’s been an abject failure, her salary high was probably between 8-10 mil, and that was a good 5-6 yrs ago at the height of the Brange triangle, and WITH a big azz male comic to prop her up, now, those guys can’t even get it done. Anyone heard from Vaughn, Wilson, Carey or Stiller lately?? I heard Wilson and Vaughn were reteaming for Wedding Crashers 2, but it’s been a long time since that movie, and they both have been tainted by the aniston taint. Roles in ense,ble comedies are all that she can swing lately, and he knows there’s no dough in that. Keeping the Brange tension alive via Handler the pitbull surrogate, is how he keeps Maniston alive and relevant for her next shampoo, toxic plastic water bottle, drugstore hand cream or celebrity walmart perfume deal. When she attacks, Anuston gets ink, gets talked about, the triangle is regurgitated and wah-lah! So too, the ‘private wedding,’ publicity he is orchestrating.
I was just watching Piers Morgan last night and he had 4 female business success stories on discussing that Sheryl Sandberg(Facebook COO) book, one of women, Kathy Ireland, who I used to think of as the dimmest of the dim bulb supermodels (primarily had to do with Kathy’s airy baby voiced presentation – she sounded 6, made equally skeevy as she made her name in Sports Illus swimsuit soft porn) – anyway, Kathy back in the late 80s or early 90s, hooked up with K-Mart (something I’m sure jailbird smart asss Naomi Campbell all laughed at), anyway, today, separate and apart from K-Mart, Kathy is a BILLIONAIRE. Yes, that was a ‘B.’
But see, Ireland was smart enough to get in EARLY when there were no bishes even wanting to associate with trashmarts like K-Mart, let alone brand and marry their name to them. It was Kathy and only Kathy, and I think 70s era Jaclyn Smith for a loooooong time.
Now however, you can walk thru Kohl’s and see J.Lo, Daisy Fuentes, Simply Vera Wang, and like 3-4 other celebs, in other words, every body’s doing it…the deals aren’t nearly as lucrative because bishes everywhere are desperate, and these stores aren’t about cut Maniston some incredible deal, when they could get Rihanna, or Beyonce, or Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel or Drew Barrymore or Courtney Cox, or assorted reality stars to move merchandise for the same price or cheaper.
It’s telling though, that Huvane wants to market her already proven schlock of a name on merchandise, Maniston’s celeb perfume was in the bargain bin, now it’s in the extra value speacial clearance YELLOW DOT bargain bin.Why does he think Maniston can sell anything…what will be the logo: ‘Here women of Walmart, wear this top, and you too can have the man of your dreams dump you twice in public, and get lots of people to feel sowwy for youuuu…booohooo.’Like Walmart women don’t have enough problems??? Hahahaha.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:23 pm

# 307 Rose @ 03/12/2013 at 4:11 pm
I know about the twitter war with LR. It’s stupid and played out. Jesus. It’s been 4 years already. The smell of Ticky is all over BG. she’s only doing it to prolong her 15 minutes because otherwise she has no source of income.
As for GB – he didn’t bother asking her last name so that’s why he didn’t know who she was? Classy. Just goes to show you how low Ticky’s willing to stoop. Fvcking a guy who picked up a random woman at Venice Beach rather than have people think he was “dating” her…and fvcking women he picked up at a bar and doesn’t know their full names. If Ticky’s not already on Valtrex she may want to get those sores checked out…and call Cali Public Health while she’s at it.

groundcontrol @ 03/12/2013 at 4:25 pm

So now we have that sorted out, here’s an even more interesting tweet from Brandi. Note she doesn’t say “gaygent” meaning her literary agent Michael Broussard aka MB.
“OMG one of my “gays” just seriously asked me for one of my eggs…”
Remember when Ticky’s reps were fishing about for a boyfriend for her some years back? Are they now fishing for eggs for her to put in a surrogate? My guess is YES.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:28 pm

# 311 Ⱦamsin @ 03/12/2013 at 4:22 pm
Whoa…wait a sec…shouldn’t you still be in your crypt? We’re on daylight’s savings time now. Better get back “indoors” before you vaporize…

@Passing Through:
I’m confused, in what post did I EVER mention ‘KEVIN’ Huvane?? .
When have I mentioned ‘Kevin,’ EVER, period?
I don’t know what Kevin does, who he represents now, nor do I care.
It’s his brother Stephen I loathe, as he is responsible for all of maniston’s PR machinations, and he uses Handbag as a pitbull surrogate to attack Angelina.
When I say, “Huvane,” it is ALWAYS going to be Stephen, not any of his brothers, enabling of his evil behavior, though they may be.

@Passing Through: It’s the same Gerald Butler who stuck two fingers up Ticky’s butt. Yes our Ticky is very classy, just like Brandi, lol.

olololololol… what a knee slapper, so funny how loons discuss class when they know that their hor goddess met GB at the Tomb Raider shoot and was the first to hit it. LOL, as if the biggest hor that Hollywood has ever known pass up the chance of tapping the Butler! The convergence of STDs was so epic the CDC had to quarantine the trailers after they used them. Ewwwww….

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:37 pm

# 314 groundcontrol @ 03/12/2013 at 4:25 pm
LOL, GC. No way. Ticky doesn’t want anyone else’s kids. Besides, didn’t you know that Star says she froze some eggs when Brad dumped her…then asked him for a sperm donation in 2009 after The Urinator dumped her. I’m just saying…let’s not rule out her freezing eggs 8 years ago. She doesn’t want kids but just in case she HAS to have one to keep a man, I do think she’s prepared to torture a child by saddling the poor kid with her real nose and hairline…which, in this case…is only slightly worse than Squiggy’s original nose and hairline. Poor kid doesn’t stand a chance…

@Passing Through:
8 years ago, Maniston’s eggs had too high a dosage of male hormone injections (her ‘diet’ of choice purportedly), when fertilized they would have looked like this:

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 4:52 pm

# 316 CLINIQUA @ 03/12/2013 at 4:35 pm
Cliniqua -
I wrote that in response to the comment below. It was before I saw your commdent clarifying that the shared agent is a BOOK agent not a “talent” – and in Ticky’s case I used that word loosely – agent.

# 297 CLINIQUA @ 03/12/2013 at 3:30 pm

kay, now I’m confused, Glanville in another older tweet says her agent is Michael Broussard, yet she says he is also Chelsea Handbag’s agent – …I thought Handler was rep’d by Huvane! Can these lames have MORE than one agent at a time?? Does Broussard work with Huvane? Do they share a company? me confused.


Loons are correct when they say the drug addict is going back to the love his life, which is his weed.


Nice try Chivan intern, but you’re better off advertising that wine elsewhere. Do you know that loons are living on welfare? Even when Ho and Pothead’s wine is relatively cheap, there’s no way one of her horshippers could afford it. XD

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:35 pm
Speaking of Duck Dynasty, did you see the episode where Si says he has some kind of wonky stare that will kill ducks. He said his icy stare became so well known in Vietnam that a man in a wheel chair approached him and said he had some type of X-gene. Then he says he was introduced to the man’s friends and called them a bunch of weirdos. lol

@Passing Through:
Hey PT, I asked for your toughts yesterday but maybe you didn’t see it. Anyway here it is:

Do you think Disney would be pisssed off with Handjob if she attacks Angie next year during Maleficent promotion like she did with The Tourist?

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 5:02 pm

# 320 CLINIQUA @ 03/12/2013 at 4:45 pm
LOL. Vera de Milo is insulted to be lumped with Ticky.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 3:22 pm
Seriously though, things must be getting scary for Aniston. As you say her relevance in Hollywood is dwindling and she has no other prospects for making fat checks, not with films or product endorsements and she has no talents to speak of. I can’t imagine she’s getting much from Aveeno. She’s making much less money, but her lifestyle hasn’t changed and won’t change until there just isn’t enough money to sustain it.
But, there will come a day when that happens and I expect her to lose her fricking mind. She will no longer be able to pretend. Every year she will be spending more than she is making. When she can no longer afford Justin he will be gone, if not before then. I have the feeling he’ll stick around until the money runs out, he seems to be that type of leech. I rather think he likes not having to work. Her fans must be so proud of her for landing that catch.

Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 2:55 pm
Hey you!
Speaking of gutting, as a kid next to eating fish, fried of course, I liked cleaning them. Don’t ask me why, but I was really proud of being able to do a good job.

Phool @ 03/12/2013 at 2:17 pm
Whenever a celebrity has to sell a home or it goes into foreclosure, I always ask why they couldn’t have purchased at least one of their homes outright. I realize that they might not spend much time in some of these homes and if that’s the case, I asked why do they need to get saddled with a mortgage. Makes more sense to rent by the month or week, if that option is available.
When you make as much money as some of these people there is no reason that you should ever lose a home for non-payment of a mortgage. But, the fact is, most of them are about spend, spend, spend without regard to the future. They have some expensive accountant and/or financial adviser handling their money and think that it will last forever. When you make it big, a home that no one can take away should be your first priority and along with that preparing for the future when they’re not going to be rolling in the big bucks. As Tom Brokaw said, ‘No one stays on top forever. You just have to suck it up.’

@CLINIQUA: Sofia Vargara fashion line at Kmart is really bad, the material is cheap and tacky, the styles are so hooker like.
I don’t think Kathy Ireland line is at Kmart any more, she is big at the furniture store, Raymond and Flanigan.

Hey Susan, I believe you’re right. I know she got into furniture, and other ventures a while ago too, that’s where she’s made her big bucks after K-Mart made her a name in the merch industry.

As for Ticky and the future, there’s no doubt whatsoever that when Ticky’s money starts running out, the gigolo will be “outta there”, without a backward glance. But, I also think the little gigolo will turn on Ticky, he’s just the type to write a “tell-all” and reveal all Ticky’s craziness, and no doubt he’ll make a fortune revealing how Ticky did everything in her power to make Brad and especially Angie’s life miserable. I look forward to the day the tables are turned on Ticky.

You don’t take home all the money you make. That $8M paycheck has to be split between the agent; 15%-20%, manager:10% , PR, the lawyer and lets not forget the IRS.

@Jaye: Have you notice how many Athletes are losing their homes especially football players? Footballers should know they’re just an injury away from going broke, their contracts are not guaranteed like baseball players. (thank you Marvin Miller)

Ding dong, cry cry… the wedding of Jen is the news more important in hollywood

I think Gigolo will stick around, even if Ticky doesn’t make a lot of money anymore, unless he can find a better sugar mama. There are not too many of them out there, and he’s not young and handsome.

Phool@03/12/2013at 1:27 pm
lol I was snowed under by anything, but moderation. I guess I can’t complain. While this site is not perfect, it runs ok for the most part.
Funny you should mention storing my goodies. My brother said the screen porch. While it’s safe and no one ever steals anything from there, I’m not thinking that’s a good idea. I’m going to have to find space in my garage, although it is almost full to the max with three large metal storage called already filled and varies shelves that are full. Then there’s the car. I might have to start giving away stuff again.
You’re right regarding Legacy. All the drama is over and it’s a matter of ending the thing. I need to end it with something involving the main characters and I haven’t figure out what that will be. They sort of evolved into a relationship with a bit of kink, no whips and chains lol. I’m trying to decide how far to let that go for an ending, IF I decide that’s the way to end it.
Menage isn’t everyone’s thing. As I said, I don’t see myself writing about it. I like the more intimate relationship of two people. I think a story can have kink and a good plot, it’s just that a lot of people will accept the kink without much of a plot. So, if they can sell millions of books that sports a common theme over and over and over again, they will do it. If it ain’t broke, they won’t fix it. It’s the same with a lot of those Menage books, read the plot and it’s almost always the same. Change the names and reprint the same book and it wouldn’t matter. Too much of that will make you bang your head against a wall. But, a lot of those people who post on Amazon get really into certain authors and will buy anything that they write. I hadn’t read an erotic novel in about 4 years, but nothing has changed.
Concerning Aniston, even if you didn’t know she’d been seeing a therapist since her teens, you’d know she had some issues. This woman is so narcissistic that she doesn’t even know she’s how ridiculous she is. Having money isn’t the be all of anything and at the end of the day, you’re just yourself with all your flaws and have to live with that person. Money can’t fix you mentally, it can’t make you wiser, happy, pretty or intelligent. It doesn’t make true friends and it’s not a warm CARING body laying next to yours at night. It doesn’t give you all the things that are necessary to feed your soul.
Few people can look back in life and say, I’m happy that I have a lot of money, inanimate things and nothing else. Those who do are only lying to themselves because to admit that they wanted more would make their pursuit of money unworthy of the sacrifices they made to get it.
I don’t think Aniston ever wanted children, she’s too self centered for that, but I do think she wanted what appeared to be the perfect marriage, if only so that people would envy her. When she lost Pitt, she lost that and no one she’s been with since has come close to that dream. I’m not saying their marriage was perfect, it clearly wasn’t, but she would have portrayed it that way to her dying day if she had gotten the chance. The irony is that Aniston is a greater actress in her real life than she’d ever been on the screen, big or small.

I don’t know…Ted Bundeoux was a hanger-on with a fashion stylist who wasn’t even high profile for 14 years, I really think he is such a famewh*ring asss that he will stick it out with his like sig other. Face it, when you’re with Maniston, you’re actually with Brad & Angelina – for a lot of these weirdo obsessive creeps, I think that’s the thrill, that you get to see your name in print right next to Angelina Jolie’s and Brad Pitt, it doesn’t matter what kind of messed up tabloid or weekly fckery it is, it’s a place you never dreamed you’d be. John Mayer thought that for sure – remember the video he supposedly made ‘in fun,’ that he ‘never meant to show publicly,’ pre-his break up with Maniston? What was he going on and on and on about? BRAD. effing. PITT. That’s who. BINGO. Look at Bundeoux….what did that character actor d-lister say of him? That Bundeoux’s dream girl was Angelina Jolie. It’s not hard to see him in a drug fueled poseur haze, wishing he was as edgy as Angie, with his tats, his troubles,his riffs on ‘sell out’ actors (hilarious when you consider his ‘new life’ as Mr. Maniston paid aging bald boytoy, lololol) and his all black ensembles.
THAT is her appeal. Do you really think Bundeoux would have left his NY stylist gal for a 90s hairdo that was, oh, say formerly married to Tate Donovan, or Charlie Schlatter?
Please. Hahahahahah. That ups her glam quotient even if it’s all by association, or shall I say ‘DIS-association,’ since it was the dumping that got her extra hype, ink and sympathy from the cat lady brigade. Guys who are desperate, who want those cameras in their face, who want that money and that fame they couldn’t get otherwise know that they’ll be the beneficiaries of immediate goodwill, that her fake friends and haterFANs will embrace him as her savior from the Brad induced childless spinsterhood, and the world will welcome him with open arms, giving him his own adoring fanhood (next Maniston/Bundoux topic that goes up over at Jez, take a look at the comments) – you have paid trolls and Loonifers who will immediately start posting things like: I’d hit it, I’ve loved him since SATC, since 6 feet under, I loved him in Charlies Angels, Justine’s so hot, blah blah blah.
I’m always like, really bish?? Well why didn’t you make him a beloved star before Maniston put her leash around his neck as her #1 rent-a-date? Where were the posts, comments and topics when he was depserately posing on redcarpets that weren’t his at this or that premiere? Why does Aniston making this or that dude her bf, always bring out the crushing and the lustiness for these cat ladies?
ANSWER: Because it’s NOT him they’re raving about, it’s the fact that he’s giving Maniston the opportunity to pretend to be happy in some type of male/female relationship, thus one-upping Brangelina, a love story.
Hahahahahahahaha, riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, AS IF! LOL
It was the same way with Mayer – ‘oh he’s so hot, he’s so young, get it Jen, I wish I was her, look at his tat sleeve, so hot, better than Brad blah blah blah’) they wereso desperate for her to have someone, anyone, that they even overlooked Mayer admittedly tongueing Perez Hilton(wretch!! lol)
Even Vince Vaughn they had convinced themselves was the second coming of Clooney.
But then, as usual, they leave, and are hated for all time by the Maniston cat lady/mad cow brigade. Hahahaha.
Mayer could afford to ‘burn the flag,’ (ditch Aniston) his audience and hers are not even the same generation, his fans don’t care if he dumps her or not. Bundeoux HAS NO fans that will stick with him. Plus, Mayer has grammys and his own fame, sure people like handbag would always be cutting him up for dumping Chin, and he would be considered an even bigger douche, but people knew he was a douche at the outset – plus Mayer knew he could eventually get someone high profile again, that would give him what he craves — ATTENTION, and INK — getting him back in the rags and mags, only this time, without the attached baggage hanging off his balllz that was poor pitiful Aniston that he had to do right by.He would have been insane to stay in that kitchen petting dogs.
Bundeoux has no alternate way to acquire fame.If he ever left say for some real actress(hypothetical – like say, Jessica Chastain, lolol I know, use your vast imaginations) somebody that would inch him towards the respected A-list, he’d get trashed, but most of all, hercrazy scary fans would make it awkward for him. So no, he sees how she ticks, he’d be banished back to NYC to twist in the wind. Nope, he’s a nobody, he’s on Maniston’s jock for the duration.

Very poorly expressed that………..referring to my post re the ‘faux’ shite…what I was trying to say is I loathe the ‘over the top outdomyself andanyonewhofollowsforthenext thirtyyearsextavaganzas…Sinatra just stood on a stage and sang without 92 half dressed back up dancers and lighting that would blind a bat…….if you have the goods just ‘sing’…..imho their talent hinges on being ‘spectacular’ …out there……….other worldly ……I don’t need or like the theatrics on steroids…….it’s just distracting and over kill. You don’t have to be s*x on stillettos to be enjoyed.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 7:10 pm

# 322 Jaye @ 03/12/2013 at 5:00 pm
Jaye -
Yeah…that’s the “I’m fixing to make some doves cry” episode I mentioned earlier. It was the opening of hunting season and Si said he was going to kill the limit (6) with his gun but the rest he was going to kill with his special Vietnam stare and then demonstrated it. The X-men bit cracked me up, but Jase was looking at him like, “He has FINALLY lost what little mind he had left…”
Later in the episode Willie showed up for the night-before hunting season camping…in the DC RV and of course Jep was the first one to admit defeat and go to the RV. I was laughing because I was thinking about the episode when Willie had to haul that couch around for Miss Kay and she ended up giving it to Jep and Willie said, “Just so you know – the next time I’m at your house I’m gonna pee on it.”

I read People’s article about Ticky, talk about vapid, besides hair and her being happy, and Squiggy making sure she is happy, h ell for that kind of money he is making, he better be doing something.
Now the People magazine this week with Valerie Harper on the cover, is what the magazine use to be, articles of substance.
There is also a story about the former Tennessee Lady Vols basketball coach, Pat Summit who is suffering from the early on set of Alzheimer Disease, was fifty-eight when diagnosed.
She is the winningest coach in NCAA basketball history,of either a men’s or women’s team in any division.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 7:16 pm

# 323 Etta @ 03/12/2013 at 5:00 pm
Etta -
Sorry, I must’ve missed your post. I don’t think the Mouse House will GAFF one way or the other. It’s free publicity for THEIR $200MIL movie and that’s all they care about. If Handjob is still talking smack about Angie next year – 9 1/2 years after Ticky got dumped then everybody who doesn’t already know are finally going to get that she’s just a jealous shrew doing Ticky’s dirty work. The longer she talks about Angie the more ridic Ticky looks because NOBODY believes her when she says her comments don’t have anything to do with Ticky.

Check your email.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 7:26 pm

# 325 Jaye @ 03/12/2013 at 5:14 pm
I’ve said this before but the thing about Ticky is – she really doesn’t need to do this product endorsement crap. All she has to do is go back to tv. NBC and WB would roll out the red carpet. But…she won’t do that because it’s admitting defeat and admitting that she is not and never will be the equal of Brad and espcially not Angie. Better actresses than her are doing tv these days. Freaking OSCAR WINNERS, for God’s sake. Biitch just don’t want to admit it’s over. She had a decent shot at becoming a movie star and she failed the test. Time to back up her kit bag of 4 facial expressions and 2 hand gestures and take her talentless ass – and her Pokies – back to TV. Of course the reason she WON’T do this is because she’s seen how badly 4 of the other Friends have struggled to repeat their tv suckcess. How many shows has Lisa Kudrow had? 3 or 4? Matthew Perry has about that many, too. Matt LeBlanc has had 3 shoes. Courteney is still trying to make the DOA Cougar Town work – on cable tv station that even Ted Turner has forgotten he used to own. David Schwimmer is the only one who hasn’t done – and failed at – another sitcom. Ticky just doesn’t want all the weight resting on her shoulders either. That’s why she stayed with Friends for so long. She knows she’s not interesting emough by herself to sustain a show…which makes her attempt at movie stardom that much funnier.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 7:33 pm

# 331 QQQQ @ 03/12/2013 at 5:54 pm
And in Ticky’s case there are all her biitches, too – Hair Boy, Yoga Chick and Acting Coach Chick, dermatologist, plastic surgeon…plus the 2 private chefs. Wonder if she’ll get another butler for the Bel Air house? That shite cracked me up. It was just her and 2 dogs but she couldn’t answer the damned door herself? See…this is why Ticky is comedy gold. She tells this stuff on herself like there’s nothing wrong with it.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 7:40 pm

# 334 an oldie @ 03/12/2013 at 6:16 pm
Oldie -
I think Squiggy’s probably good for at least a few more years, too. He was with Heidi for 14 years. If Ticky hadn’t come waving her money at him he’d probably still be there. Dude seems to be taking the easiest path to the easiest life he can get. Which, there’s nothing wrong with…as long as you own that shite and don’t front like you’re working in secret in an underground vault and locking up the goods at night so people don’t steal your ideas. Dude could at least PRETEND to do some work. I’d make him go stand on the “day laborers” corner with all the illegals and go pick lettuce or apples for a day. That’d be some motiviation for his ass to get j-o-b. Could just be me though…

@Passing Through:

Squigs looks to me like he was the type who always thought he had ‘edge’ …….and talent………of which apparently he has neither……but dude may not have landed cred in HW but he landed the middle aged woman who was the most desperate for a ‘man.’ who wouldn’t dump her expanding azz in six months……….she’s got him nailed down……I mean really………how long did she know him before she had to get engaged……….less than a year, maybe? But Angie got her ring so she had to rush the nuptials …but with new cars and bikes et al and no pressure as to where his next meal is coming from….a man can be pressured..hell, she pressured Brad Pitt to marry her so this guy must have been a pushover.

Just saw the commercial for WWZ, is this early or what, it was on Bravo.


So Squiggy is still without a job. Let’s hope that he and Jenny poo tie the knot this weekend. Get married and go on a long honeymoon. Nothing to keep him around. He doesn’t have a job.

And I do recall some interview of him talking about his projects he wanted to get going. Things he had been working on. Funny thing is he only seems to get work from his friends. (sound like anyone we all can’t stand). But I also think it is interesting that Jenny poo has not given him money to produce his own projects. I mean she has the money. he could get movie made for less ten 10 million. Many do. Yet he has never financed his own films. I thought the trolls said he was so rich. But he won’t invest in himself. nor will she invest in him.

Get married and go the f away. that is the best thing possible.

@Passing Through:

Jennifer Aniston’s Wedding: 5 Things to Expect When She Marries Justin Theroux
By Suzy Byrne | omg! – Mon, Mar 11, 2013 11:16 AM PDT

Psst … did you hear that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are getting ready to say “I do”? Silly us – of course you did. But other than a vague report that the wedding will be “soon,” little is known about what the superstar has up her sleeve for her second trip down the aisle.
Because we are as excited as the parents of the bride would be over the actress’s big day (Jen, call us – we could be there at a moment’s notice!), we turned to a celebrity wedding expert to help paint a pretty picture of what the star’s nuptials might be like. The Bridal Bar founder Harmony Walton – who has worked on weddings for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Katherine Heigl and Josh Kelley, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith, among many others – tells omg! the tips she’d share with the future Mrs. Theroux, as well as what to expect when Jentin’s (AnisTheroux’s?) special day arrives.
[Related: Five Things to Know About Justin

1. Expect It to Be Different: Very different. “I would tell her to do the opposite of what she did the first time,” says Walton referring to Jen’s 2000 wedding to Brad Pitt, which took place on a Malibu, California, bluff and featured 200 guests, 50,000 flowers, four bands, a gospel choir, and fireworks. “Obviously she’s gotten a little older so her tastes and values have evolved, so she should put an emphasis on the new things that she and her fiancé love that will differentiate this wedding from the last wedding as much as possible. It’s never fun having your guests comparing your two weddings, and, in this case, it would be not only guests, but the media as well.”

2. There Will Likely Be Color: “Regardless of whether she opts for a destination wedding or goes with an in-town event, at second weddings, the dresses tend to be a little more subdued and not such princess ball gowns. Illusion necklines are really popular right now and can be sophisticated on a bride at her age,” Walton says of the 44-year-old star, who wore a white glass-beaded, floor-length, silk-and-satin gown by Lawrence Steele for the first go-round. “That can also include some lace, which is not only on trend but also a way to kick up the romance of a dress when it’s otherwise fairly simple.” And expect some color. “No one has to wear white down the aisle anymore – and certainly not for a second wedding,” she notes. “If she decides she doesn’t want to wear white, she can wear blush tones or pastels, which are really hot in wedding dresses right now. She can wear a peach, coral, or blush pink – all the way into a lavender or a really pale yellow or green if she wants to.” Apparently, green is especially big right now. “Emerald green is the Pantone color of the year, so we’re seeing lots of that. And depending on where she decided to wed, you may see hints of green in the decor.”

3. The Guest List May Be Short and Sweet: While guests at Jen’s first wedding included Salma Hayek, David Spade, and Kathy Najimy (really!), “There’s no need to rally all the troops for round two,” Walton says. “Plus, the fewer people that know, the less likely news of it is going to get out there.” And the focus will likely be on the family and close friends in attendance. “Second weddings are less about the flash and more about the family. One way you can do that is build multiple events centered on the idea of spending more quality time together. Really design a schedule that focuses on quality time with the guests.” So maybe Jen’s mom will actually be invited this time … she wasn’t in 2000!

4. Gifts May Be Ones That Give Back: What do you buy the couple that has everything? Nothing, because they’ll likely skip a traditional wedding registry and ask for donations instead. “Most couples this age already have everything they need for their home, and Jennifer and her fiancé are certainly no exception,” says Walton. “So rather than asking friends and family to purchase kitchen goods for a second time around, this is their chance to spread the love and give back.” Many nonprofit organizations now offer wedding registries – like the Rescue Train’s “Gift of Love,” which allows people to register to save the lives of shelter animals facing euthanasia. “Guests can actually engage with an animal and purchase its safety, which might be something the couple would be interested in as dog lovers.”
[Related: Jennifer Aniston's Romantic Timeline]

5. The Honeymoon Will Likely Be an Extra-Special Adventure: A fun bonding experience for the high-profile couple would be to go somewhere they’ve never been before (sorry, Cabo!) – and that can’t easily be tracked down. “Obviously they’ve traveled the world together, so one way to make it special is to go somewhere neither of them have been to, to experience it together for the first time. That way they have a clean plate of brand-new memories there,” Walton explains. “And, as a bonus, it keeps paparazzi off their trail because everyone is speculating about places that she loves that they might go to.” So, where might they travel that they could fly under the radar? “She could follow in the royals’ footsteps and go to the Seychelles, which is pretty secluded – or even a private island. I would recommend places where fewer Americans go, because media now relies on individual users’ Facebook updates and tweets to track down celebrities. So I would avoid places like Mexico, Hawaii, and Costa Rica just for keeping it under wraps.”

I was having my hair done at home and my friend switched on the tv…horror upon horror on came Ticky in **** Happens. To say that it was unbearably bad is an understatement. Ticky is so empty on the screen, it’s as if she has no personality at all. It was like watching a cardboard cut out. That and the film was generally really bad in its delivery and storyline. How on earth she gets any roles in films is amazing in itself. I remember an article in an online magazine called the Interviw, and I wish I’d copied it, where the journalist virtually called her a liar and showed her to be a manipulative person when she didn’t get her own way. I think any article of that type will have been removed by her PR. It was when she was still with Tate Donovan and they had just returned from a biking holiday with TD saying that she preferred 5 star luxury and he preferred a little B&B. Ticky was giving an interview to a number of journalists and when she entered the room she pretended she knew some of them by saying something to effect of “I remember you” with each one saying no. She was also asked if she felt she had the screen presence or something to that effect and she almost cried and said something like “do you think I don’t” with tears in her eyes. As a result she got the sympathy vote. Something she has been using for nearly 8 years now!! The other interesting thing was that Angelina had an article on the same mag and hers was incredibly intelligent, thoughtful and honest, no begging for sympathy from her. If anyone know which one I’m referring to and has a copy could you post it? I’ve searched the internet but can’t find it.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 8:11 pm

# 341 QQQQ @ 03/12/2013 at 7:22 pm
I replied. I also sent you something.

groundcontrol @ 03/12/2013 at 8:38 pm

But I also think it is interesting that Jenny poo has not given him money to produce his own projects. I mean she has the money. he could get movie made for less ten 10 million. Many do
My thoughts exactly. See, this is why I think she doesn’t have the money she wants people to believe she has.
If she really had the kind of green that is talked about in gossip media then a simple investment of $10 mil or $5 mill or hell even much, much less could get a great indie movie made.
So what’s the hold up? Buy a great script – there are tons of hungry writers or have Edgy Boy write one and finance it. Or better still Edgy Boy can write it and Ticky can direct it. Anf then they can both get Oscar nominations the same year. LMAO!! Oh, I have to stop I have a side stitch from laughing so hard.

@The ring:

I don’t know why loons are losing it when you’re simply stating the facts. Fans of the venomous snake known as Jolie and her stolen brain-dead eunuch are really beside themselves with the news about JA’s impending nuptials. Why do they care so much and are so dedicated to finding out about someone they claim to loathe though?

They know that they only way for their idols to stay relevant, Jen must be in the picture, so that they continue to feed from her success, as they have done so for the past 8 years. The Brand’s desperation is such that they’re pimping out that kid that they kept hidden for over a year, and now all they have left is schedule their WEEDDDDINNNNG around Aniston’s as last resort to be on the news.

Poor loons, if they were so certain about their hasbeen adulterous idols not living miserable, separate lives or that they are successful on their own, they wouldn’t need to harp on other celebrities or continue to associate them to the exwife that they betrayed.

Without Jen, neither the Brand or its loons could ever exist, that’s why they fear the day when she gets married. It’s coming loons. It’s inevitable. Bwahaha.

William Bradley&The Jolie @ 03/12/2013 at 9:27 pm

Good Evening Folks,

I don’t know if this has been posted. but for those of you who may be in LA area, here’s an article about how well the wine is selling and where you can order it.

first and last post @ 03/12/2013 at 9:55 pm

re: 353 groundcontrol @ 03/12/2013 at 8:38 pm
re: “a simple investment of $10 mil or $5 mill or hell even much, much less could get a great indie movie made.”

the issues could be more than that…1. she envisions her money going down the tubes with a failure and therefore her money and reputation along with his…don’t forget she is very controlling …”a control freak”…by her words alone (InStyle 2004). Control freaks cannot lose or look bad without blame…is she going to blame him…wouldn’t look too good in the public eye on her part. 2. The other thought is she is very tight with her money…preferring to give away handbags and clothes that were given to her. She likes to “purchase” a sure commodity like real estate, Huvane’s media PR, friendships and fiances LOL. Is the most in cash she has ever donated $5,000 for one of those charitable Oprah events? . I can’t remember the details but it was a pittance compared to her supposed personal wealth. JT’s proven writing disappointments are not reassurance for a sure reward…not even for “love” would she do it and I’m sure he knows it by now and doesn’t dare ask aka tempers will flare with a “how dare you.”
Now that she is in the “top dog” position in this relationship, she is not dumb enough to give favors like she asked from Pitt and got. She is not as “lovingly” unconditionally nice and secure as BP. Some single women have the “bag lady” syndrome and are consequently stingy.

Gorgeous JPs @ 03/12/2013 at 10:07 pm

@nice: Thanks for the Wally Wine link.  We ordered a case-  can hardly wait to taste it!  PT- you  are so right- it qill be on ebay with a $$$ markup asap. Wally tweeted that the pre-orders are amazing.  Here’s a funny gif that has a little pony (Shetland?)- reminded my of the silly tab story that the JPs would be having elephants & leaping Shetland ponies at the wedding!

1} Girlfriend give it up whoever or whatever you are The Ring/Tasmin who gives a F**k..

2] No one cares about ticky’s wedding or her dress. If they did, there would’ve been Fashion Designers sketching/highlighting their wedding gowns on every major Entertainment show. Like Carolina Herrera, Monique Lhuillier and other top designers did when they heard Angie and Brad were engaged.

3} Ticky is C-D list, we all are hoping she marries the gigolo so that she moves to Z list status. They look so out of place at the Oscars. She’s dressed like some old woman going to her prom for the first time with that dated hairstyle and Taffetta . Every time he smiles, he reminds me of a creepy pedo.

4}. It’s obvious he’s out for the money. His lifestyle changed from living in a walk-up to a mansion. I don’t care how much the hens want to say the man did this and that. It doesn’t add up to a $23 mil mansion, travel to Europe, Mexico, Hawaii, Brand new motorcycle, Benz. That’s Jay-Z and Beyonce, Brad and Angelina, Tom and Gisele type money. If you noticed hens, each one them are rich regardless of their partner. Beyonce, Angie and Gisele doesn’t need Tom, Jay and Brad to have wealth and vice versa. Those are the powerful couples darling… They are same couples that make Forbes most powerful couple list every year. #1, 2, and 3..

5} As Brandi G would say ” Suck it” ..

were the loserssss @ 03/12/2013 at 10:34 pm


Wonderbust @ 03/12/2013 at 10:49 pm

Yes! this post is so true and hilarious. Im lol because i remember when the duh-listed trolls claimed squigs makes $1mil a month. Still waiting on them to provide info or sources on that one. Most people including the hens didnt know who the eff squigs was before he hooked up with ticky.

Passing Through @ 03/12/2013 at 11:48 pm

# 347 busted @ 03/12/2013 at 7:59 pm
Busted -
Why is it surprising that Ticky hasn’t given Squiggy any of her money to make a movie of one of his scripts? She won’t even finance a movie for herself. She’s an idiot but even she knows that’s bad investment. It’s what we’ve been challenging her to do for the last 5 years – put her money where her fish-lipped moouth is – and she never does. Zoolander 2, the Weintraub project and anything else he’s “written” off-spec are going to be destroyed his IBM PS/2 finally buys the farm.

Love Song dedication for The Jolie-Pitts:

L.T.D. – ” April Love”


Well, here is another love song for Brad and Angelina:

“Make It Last”

by Con Funk Shun


Someone commented earlier about Aniston:

“her pores are bigger then most worm holes.
I’m talking deep space worm holes,
not earthworms.”


Love my Jolie Pitt’s!!

Guestttttttt @ 03/16/2013 at 6:47 am

@anon: p
LOLS! Valentino AW13 is “dated taffeta”?! Clearly you’re as knowledgable and familiar with fashion as Jolie’s child army is with the golden Arches.

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