Kelly Clarkson on Pregnancy: Now I Have a Reason to be Called Fat!

Kelly Clarkson carries her Christmas presents carefully in this brand new feature for Parade magazine.

Here’s what the 31-year-old singer had to share with the mag:

On looking forward to being pregnant (interview given before her big pregnancy announcement!): “Everybody calls me fat all the time, so I can’t wait to have a reason, instead of everybody just being a jerk!”

On how she thinks she’ll lose her baby weight: “I’ve never been Gisele Bündchen, so ain’t nobody expectin’ that! I like to set a [low] standard so people don’t expect a lot.”

On her wedding to Brandon Blackstock: “I bawled like a baby. We both wrote our own vows, and it was hard to get through them, but I did it. … Brandon was like, ‘The Notebook ain’t got nothin’ on me�”come on!’ And he took me out [on the lake] in a rowboat. It was very sweet. The whole thing was perfect.”

For more from Kelly, visit Parade.com.