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Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed - Who is Missing?!

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed - Who is Missing?!

Kim Kardashian goes glamorous in this first look at her family’s annual Christmas card!

The 33-year-old reality star is joined in the photo by her mom Kris, stepfather Bruce, sisters Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall, Kylie, one year-old niece Penelope, and three-year-old nephew Mason.

Noticeably absent from the pic is the men of the family, including Kim‘s brother Rob, her fiance Kanye West, Kourtney‘s boyfriend Scott Disick, Khloe‘s husband Lamar Odom, and of course, Kim and Kanye‘s baby girl North.

The photo was taken in a carnival-like room with random things thrown about, while the whole family is dressed in black.

“I loved working with David LaChapelle,” Kris told E! News about the photographer. “It was amazing and it was so much fun!”

WHAT DO YOU THINK of the Kardashian family Christmas Card this year?

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The picture of Kim. minus her weave, and North in the background right behind Kylie, is really good. They should have made it the focal point of the card.

@Zareena: I knew Kim’s b00bs were saggy…she def needs a b00b job….lmfao

Connie Falconeri @ 12/02/2013 at 4:06 pm

Does anybody else notice that big rat besides Kendall’s right foot?

@Connie Falconeri: I did. They were photographed in a landfill among the rats. That’s where they belong.

What a bizarre Christmas card. Was it planned by their worst enemy?! They seem to be in an abandoned ***** house surrounded by trash. Kim has a money sign right by her, like she’s a prostitute selling herself on the streets. Kylie and Kendall look awful and are surrounded by rats. Kris has that ridiculous thing on her head, and her leg looks like a Christmas ham. Khloe and Courtney are almost invisible in the picture, like they’re second class family members. Mason looks dead. Hahaha! Crazeyyyy!

This has to be a joke, right?

To this vile bunch I guess nothing says Christmas like looking as trashy as possible. And where is Rob, Kris Jenner’s only son?? I guess because he probably doesn’t make as much money as the others he’s been sent to the basement of Kris Jenner’s mansion. This family has some real mental health issues, starting with Kris who thinks she’s another Kardashian/Jenner daughter instead of being their mother, followed closely by Kim who has the maturity of a pre-teen instead of being a 30-something mother. The others are just useless losers.

First of all, KIM, you look horrible blonde. You are Armenian correct? Also, how can you be with your daughter 24/7, if you are doing a photo shoot? Nice try…….keep your eye on Kanye. You really think he’s faithful to you?

@freya:
LOVE YOUR COMMENT…SO TRUE! What would these “girls” look like without photoshop, hair extensions, dye, plastic surgery, fake eyelashes and 10lbs of make up? Um, like s*&%.

@Amy:
ITA with you! Just when I think Kourtney is a good mom, she exploits her two kids this way…disgusting and vile.

I think this card is supposed to be a visual representation of what the public thinks of them.

Connie Falconeri @ 12/02/2013 at 11:31 pm

It looks like a ‘brothel’ advertisement. Kris ‘the madam’ is sitting on her perch.

Connie Falconeri @ 12/02/2013 at 11:36 pm

Pauline @ 12/02/2013 at 4:41 pm #29

@Connie Falconeri: I did. They were photographed in a landfill among the rats. That’s where they belong.
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I agree, they do belong in a landfill with the rats.

@ok:
This family is coo coo I’m surprised there isn’t a clock in the background with the bird coming out every hour. They are a narcissists family and their 15 minutes was up what 12 years ago? I cannot imagine anyone who still what their show. I am proud of Bruce for finally standing up and showing himself as a man…. .not a map to walk over. I noticed in all the photo’s that no man was included. Are the Kardashian’s thinking that they don’t need men. Are they like frogs who can re-produce with out another sex involved? These people are “fing” Idiots.

I feel sorry for this family, yes they make a lot of $$$ but Kim is the ultimate narcissists. Isn’t their 15 hours of fame over? I haven’t watched this program since I was 12 years old.

The only thing this family knows how to do is pose; that is what they’re good at. Except for Rob, who apparently doesn’t count as a Kardashian since he’s not even seen in this moronic card, they’re not college-educated, they can’t sing, they can’t dance, they can’t act and they certainly are not known for their charitable acts of kindness. Too bad someone in the media with a backbone doesn’t call out this family for being nothing more than attention-seekers who wouldn’t know what to do with themselves if they couldn’t tweet their every stupid thought or be photographed every single day.

Just wanted to clarify that Rob graduated USC a few years ago; too bad Kris didn’t encourage his siblings to expand their world with higher education but I guess posing and making money was and is more important to her.

People is showing a picture of Carmen Electra wearing a dress exactly the same as the one Kim is wearing in this idiotic Christmas card. Carmen wore the dress recently to the Latin Grammy Awards and looks so much better in it than Kim, who never fails to look like the tramp that she is no matter what she wears.

I agree with Connie. Kim…. You look terrible with Blond hair.
Am sure that was Kanye’s idea of what you should look
like. You were much more attractive with Black hair…and
suited your skin tone. But what does Kanye know? Where
on earth is your self respect? You are ruining your life
with that ‘no talent’ jerk. What do you see in him???
In the ‘so called’ Christmas photo, where was Rob? Maybe
he is getting sick of the whole bunch. Glad he is getting
out of Khloe’s house…..he needs a life. I wish him well.
There was also another child missing. North. Why was
she not shown? You would think they would have been
proud to show her off in her first Christmas photo. Guess
it was Kanye’s decision she wasn’t on there. One other
thing. OF COURSE Bruce should have been on there….the
only sane one in the bunch, and was a good father to all
the kids….but putting him in to some kind of a glass
cage showed no respect at all. He should have stayed
at the beach.

Interesting commentary on this family. From left to right:
Kim standing on a staircase with an arrow pointing to her teats and a fallen mannequin before her, seemingly reflecting her future. Posed just before “The End.” One Jenner girl with a ****** on her head, the other with her head in the grip of a hand. Khloe and Mason sitting on a car seat, like hillbilly trash. Kourtney and Penelope standing in front of an ATM. Kris selling the tickets to the show and Bruce encased in glass– I’d like to think it’s shielding him from this polluted landscape. Don’t hold back, David LaChapelle– tell us how you really feel!

Oh, and don’t forget the infant Yeezus floating above Khloe– according to the neon caption, his Second Coming would appear to be imminent!

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