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Why is Jennifer Aniston in 'Deep Sh-t'? Find Out What She Said!

Why is Jennifer Aniston in 'Deep Sh-t'? Find Out What She Said!
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74 Responses to “Why is Jennifer Aniston in 'Deep Sh-t'? Find Out What She Said!”

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  1. 1
    The Truth Says:

    Aniston – NO ONE REALLY CARES!!

  2. 2
    DB Says:

    Who cares?

  3. 3
    Chelsea Says:

    All would have been well with Jen if that demonic succubus whore Jolie hadn’t snatched Brad away by licking his crack, etc.

  4. 4
    Chelsea Says:

    It would all have been well for Jen if that demonic succubus whore Jolie hadn’t snatched Brad away by licking his crack, etc.

  5. 5
    Fercat Says:

    The ‘actress’ equivalent for empty calories. Nice package but will rot your insides.

  6. 6
    lmao Says:

    @Chelsea: of course you would say that chelsea handler ;)

  7. 7
    Dirk_Reese-Fan Says:

    Yep, Jolie could have visited Brad by OOBE (Out-Of-Body-Experience) and licked his astral-crack with her astral-tongue, before meeting him physically. And that´s why they came together later.
    But I think a succubus is a female ghost, who is doing such things, (= the soul of a person, that´s almost physically dead). Therefore Jolie cannot be a succubus.
    Further thoughts to this this interesting theory:
    But Brad had the choice to say “No” to Jolie´s try to give him an kiss with her astral-tongue. As he didn´t say “No”, he went away from Jen´s soul. It was his fault.
    JBA, your poems for Jen are nice, yep !

  8. 8
    Dirk_Reese-Fan Says:

    Jen, you´re still young enough to “make” some own kids.
    That should be no problem, I think.

  9. 9


  10. 10
    allison Says:

    Everytime she wants to be clever or deep, she uses profanity or the word retarded. Signs of an ignorant person.

  11. 11

    No.10; What is so wrong about not wanting to have retarded children?

  12. 12
    allison Says:

    @HOWARD STERN: It’s Jennifer Aniston using it as a derogatory word not to describe a child/person who has a learning disability.

  13. 13
    The Real Deal Says:

    Bebe cakes if that’s all it took to snatch Brad away……then you’d be his baby mama, or he’d still be with the gargoyle.

  14. 14
    Lisa Says:

    There’s an amazing man that’s wandering the streets right now who’s the father of my children. In five years I would hope to be married and have a kid. I still believe in marriage 100 percent. When I hear people say that they would never do it again, it’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Why would you ever close your heart down?”

    This woman is the biggest LIAR on the planet.

  15. 15
    Joelle Says:

    Jen doesn’t have an original thought. She’s quoting someone else. Anyone who thinks this woman EVER cared about having children must be snorting coke. Not everyone wants them, she just pretended because that’s what her fans wanted for her. Just like she pretended to like the Rachel hair do.

  16. 16
    ellie' Says:

    Jen is not snorting coke ..Lets think about who is ok???
    Jen didn’t have children so what.. Many people don’t have children , who cares move already…Jen is amazing smart sexy beautiful great actress has a lot of fiends she is doing real fine..

  17. 17
    Joy B Angie Says:

    Thanks, DRF, poetry is a new field
    for my creativity :)
    * * * * *
    Why must Jen be in “Deep-Sh-t”
    because of having or not having children and family ?
    Many actresses have children without husband
    or husband without children
    or no children and no husband
    and feel comfortable.
    * * * * *
    It’s a pressure of so called “public mind”
    or some jealous friends.
    * * * * *
    Having children is not something special.
    It’s an automatic process,
    may be even mechanical one.
    We see so many children without any caring -
    look at India, Latin America, Africa, China –
    the fact of having children is not something exclusive.
    We can see also children with parents
    but without attention from father or mother
    or even from both of them.
    They have formal home and family
    but live in the own world and trust just to own experience,
    because parents are obsessed with career
    or own interests….
    * * * *
    The main thing people need is love,
    not having family and children.
    There so many families with mutual inner hatred -
    is it correct ?
    * * * * *
    In Jen’s case there is a hug media pressure -
    Jolie’s and Brad’s mugs are everywhere :
    in the web space, on TV, in the magazines,
    they eat fast food with children or another sh-t
    and it’s must prove their model of life is correct…
    It’s a big BS -
    nobody knows what is PR and a real truth .
    * * * * *
    Jolie didn’t visit Brad by OOBE -
    she used a concrete information
    about his dreams about children
    and sexual preferences.
    It was not a secret information.
    Jolie used opportunities of her ethnic community -
    every Jewish Brad’s friend could give all necessary data.
    Including details about situation between him and Jen.
    So Jolie used her little kid (who called Brad DAD)
    in a very not casual moment .
    Jolie used also standard womens things
    to reach a man’s sympathy.
    Jolie also opened a lot of the doors and new opportunities
    for his career .
    But step by step his euphoria gone,
    and poor Brad got
    he is in the well organized snare.
    He uses this situation to have a good career,
    but doesn’t want to marry – it’s his inner ‘protest’.
    He can’t also leave all of this
    because he doesn’t want to look stupid.
    Jolie uses also his love to children – nothing new.
    * * * * *
    No need to look at JPs and feel a guilt or something.
    Jen has her own successful life and own future.
    It’s an evening yet
    to decide whose life is better.
    * * * * *
    Have a nice day, DRF, and thanks for your approval
    of my ‘poetry’ :)

  18. 18
    Joy B Angie Says:

    It’s NOT an evening yet
    to decide whose life is better.
    But Jen is not in “Deep-Sh-t” for sure.

  19. 19
    the chin Says:

    “”"”Nothing wrong for not wanting children”"”"”
    but why lied about it.
    There is no denying that BP wanted a big Family.
    as a Fan of BP I was waiting for that Family with the chin.
    even though I was in shock when He married her,
    coz He was 30x prettier, no denying.
    I did… I Do… And I will… ???
    what happened to that La La Matra Kama sutra bull kr@p ..
    The MASTER of FRAUD alright LOL…
    Plant .. Denied .. Plant.. Denied .. Hand on the belly .. Denied..
    Wash .. Rinse .. Spin… Wash.. then keep on spinning .. That’s coz
    BP is the biggest Star in HW… Otherwise it would be
    Jennifer Who ????
    Who cares???? Move on already Jen…
    And stop talking about “”"” baby”"”"”
    But.. But… But…. But….. You can’t .. Can you!!!

  20. 20
    Joy B Angie Says:

    @the chin:
    what an expression !
    “Plant… Denied… Plant… Denied….” –
    what’s wrong with this ?
    What do you expect ?
    It’s a business !
    Yes, hand on the belly.
    It’s her hand. On her belly. Not on the yours.
    Nobody forces you to believe.
    Hand on the belly because too much salad.
    Got home ?

  21. 21
    Yvonne maiseni Says:

    Ss it ever occured to everyone that maybe just maybe jen aniston is barren. There is no need to drag pitt into this.hsve you noticed sometimes she is positive about it and sometimes negative .i think she is trying to have a baby btits nt happening.

  22. 22
    Joy B Angie Says:

    Happy Valentine’s Day Jen !
    You are loved by millions of people !

  23. 23
    Spring Says:

    Jen is the most romantic woman of Hollywood.
    I love her.
    Happy Valentine’s day Jen !

  24. 24
    Dirk_Reese-Fan Says:

    @Joy B Angie:
    You´re right: Jolie didn´t make an OOBE to Brad Pitt. Of course, that whas just a theory, just a speculation – with a nano-microscopic probability.
    Yep, she used normal information about Pitt.
    Of course, couples can have a happy life without getting babies, too.
    It´s all about the quality of love within the couple.
    About sharing common interests on the one side, and having the freedom for doing things without the partner on the other side.
    It´s about harmony and good communication.
    It´s about changes in life, that the couple must go through TOGETHER – without losing each other. Without some changes, without new experiences, life of everbody can get boring. Life must be like music, that is always able to appear as new melodies. The matrix of awareness has to change within a lifespan in certain time-periods. That´s what keep us alive.
    And in order to change the matrix of awareness, it´s necessary to get new experiences or relative new experiences (of course, not always, not too much of new experiences within a certain time-period. It has to be the right kind of intensity of new experience. It has to be an intesity, that is wanted by both of the parts of the couple). And a couple must go this way together – always connected with a great love, that´s produced by their interactions. This love has to be connected with these new experiences. Then it will be always alive and BIG .
    Have a nice day and a nice-night dream of Jen, JBA !

  25. 25
    Chelshiit CUNTler Says:

    Why brought BP in to this,
    thought this is Jennipoop Anustain thread…
    You and Anustain 3 dogs can’t survive .. breath … or live …
    without bringing the JPs can you..
    BP has said it crystal clear its O-V-E-R !!!!
    Move on Dogs!!! get a live!!!!!!!
    Ups that’s the COATTAIL HANGER Jennipoop Anustain after all!!!!!!

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