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Why is Jennifer Aniston in 'Deep Sh-t'? Find Out What She Said!

Why is Jennifer Aniston in 'Deep Sh-t'? Find Out What She Said!
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  • The Truth

    Aniston – NO ONE REALLY CARES!!

  • DB

    Who cares?

  • Chelsea

    All would have been well with Jen if that demonic succubus whore Jolie hadn’t snatched Brad away by licking his crack, etc.

  • Chelsea

    It would all have been well for Jen if that demonic succubus whore Jolie hadn’t snatched Brad away by licking his crack, etc.

  • Fercat

    The ‘actress’ equivalent for empty calories. Nice package but will rot your insides.

  • lmao

    @Chelsea: of course you would say that chelsea handler ;)

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    @Chelsea:
    Yep, Jolie could have visited Brad by OOBE (Out-Of-Body-Experience) and licked his astral-crack with her astral-tongue, before meeting him physically. And that´s why they came together later.
    But I think a succubus is a female ghost, who is doing such things, (= the soul of a person, that´s almost physically dead). Therefore Jolie cannot be a succubus.
    Further thoughts to this this interesting theory:
    But Brad had the choice to say “No” to Jolie´s try to give him an kiss with her astral-tongue. As he didn´t say “No”, he went away from Jen´s soul. It was his fault.
    ***
    JBA, your poems for Jen are nice, yep !
    ***

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    Jen, you´re still young enough to “make” some own kids.
    That should be no problem, I think.
    ***
    KAMASUTRA-POWER-FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRFORJEN, YEP !
    ***

  • KAMASUTRA-POWERRRRRRR !

    JEN IS A MASTER OF KAMASUTRA, YEP !!!
    ***

  • allison

    Everytime she wants to be clever or deep, she uses profanity or the word retarded. Signs of an ignorant person.

  • http://Www.gsr-twn.blogspot.com HOWARD STERN

    No.10; What is so wrong about not wanting to have retarded children?

  • allison

    @HOWARD STERN: It’s Jennifer Aniston using it as a derogatory word not to describe a child/person who has a learning disability.

  • The Real Deal

    @Chelsea:
    Bebe cakes if that’s all it took to snatch Brad away……then you’d be his baby mama, or he’d still be with the gargoyle.

  • Lisa

    There’s an amazing man that’s wandering the streets right now who’s the father of my children. In five years I would hope to be married and have a kid. I still believe in marriage 100 percent. When I hear people say that they would never do it again, it’s like cutting off your nose to spite your face. Why would you ever close your heart down?”

    http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2005/09/aniston200509

    This woman is the biggest LIAR on the planet.

  • Joelle

    Jen doesn’t have an original thought. She’s quoting someone else. Anyone who thinks this woman EVER cared about having children must be snorting coke. Not everyone wants them, she just pretended because that’s what her fans wanted for her. Just like she pretended to like the Rachel hair do.

  • ellie’

    @Joelle:
    __________________________________________________
    Jen is not snorting coke ..Lets think about who is ok???
    Jen didn’t have children so what.. Many people don’t have children , who cares move already…Jen is amazing smart sexy beautiful great actress has a lot of fiends she is doing real fine..

  • Joy B Angie

    @Dirk_Reese-Fan:
    Thanks, DRF, poetry is a new field
    for my creativity :)
    * * * * *
    Why must Jen be in “Deep-Sh-t”
    because of having or not having children and family ?
    Many actresses have children without husband
    or husband without children
    or no children and no husband
    and feel comfortable.
    * * * * *
    IT’S A NOBODIES BUSINESS !
    It’s a pressure of so called “public mind”
    or some jealous friends.
    * * * * *
    Having children is not something special.
    It’s an automatic process,
    may be even mechanical one.
    We see so many children without any caring -
    look at India, Latin America, Africa, China –
    the fact of having children is not something exclusive.
    We can see also children with parents
    but without attention from father or mother
    or even from both of them.
    They have formal home and family
    but live in the own world and trust just to own experience,
    because parents are obsessed with career
    or own interests….
    * * * *
    The main thing people need is love,
    not having family and children.
    There so many families with mutual inner hatred -
    is it correct ?
    * * * * *
    In Jen’s case there is a hug media pressure -
    Jolie’s and Brad’s mugs are everywhere :
    in the web space, on TV, in the magazines,
    they eat fast food with children or another sh-t
    and it’s must prove their model of life is correct…
    It’s a big BS -
    nobody knows what is PR and a real truth .
    * * * * *
    Jolie didn’t visit Brad by OOBE -
    she used a concrete information
    about his dreams about children
    and sexual preferences.
    It was not a secret information.
    Jolie used opportunities of her ethnic community -
    every Jewish Brad’s friend could give all necessary data.
    Including details about situation between him and Jen.
    So Jolie used her little kid (who called Brad DAD)
    in a very not casual moment .
    Jolie used also standard womens things
    to reach a man’s sympathy.
    Jolie also opened a lot of the doors and new opportunities
    for his career .
    But step by step his euphoria gone,
    and poor Brad got
    he is in the well organized snare.
    He uses this situation to have a good career,
    but doesn’t want to marry – it’s his inner ‘protest’.
    He can’t also leave all of this
    because he doesn’t want to look stupid.
    Jolie uses also his love to children – nothing new.
    * * * * *
    No need to look at JPs and feel a guilt or something.
    Jen has her own successful life and own future.
    It’s an evening yet
    to decide whose life is better.
    * * * * *
    Have a nice day, DRF, and thanks for your approval
    of my ‘poetry’ :)

  • Joy B Angie

    Sorry:
    It’s NOT an evening yet
    to decide whose life is better.
    But Jen is not in “Deep-Sh-t” for sure.

  • the chin

    “”"”Nothing wrong for not wanting children”"”"”
    but why lied about it.
    There is no denying that BP wanted a big Family.
    as a Fan of BP I was waiting for that Family with the chin.
    even though I was in shock when He married her,
    coz He was 30x prettier, no denying.
    I did… I Do… And I will… ???
    what happened to that La La Matra Kama sutra bull kr@p ..
    The MASTER of FRAUD alright LOL…
    Plant .. Denied .. Plant.. Denied .. Hand on the belly .. Denied..
    Wash .. Rinse .. Spin… Wash.. then keep on spinning .. That’s coz
    BP is the biggest Star in HW… Otherwise it would be
    Jennifer Who ????
    Who cares???? Move on already Jen…
    And stop talking about “”"” baby”"”"”
    But.. But… But…. But….. You can’t .. Can you!!!
    LOLLOLOLOLOL.LLOOLLOL.LL

  • Joy B Angie

    @the chin:
    Wow,
    what an expression !
    “Plant… Denied… Plant… Denied….” –
    what’s wrong with this ?
    What do you expect ?
    It’s a business !
    Yes, hand on the belly.
    It’s her hand. On her belly. Not on the yours.
    Nobody forces you to believe.
    Hand on the belly because too much salad.
    Got home ?

  • Yvonne maiseni

    Ss it ever occured to everyone that maybe just maybe jen aniston is barren. There is no need to drag pitt into this.hsve you noticed sometimes she is positive about it and sometimes negative .i think she is trying to have a baby btits nt happening.

  • Joy B Angie

    Happy Valentine’s Day Jen !
    You are loved by millions of people !

  • Spring

    Jen is the most romantic woman of Hollywood.
    I love her.
    Happy Valentine’s day Jen !

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    @Joy B Angie:
    You´re right: Jolie didn´t make an OOBE to Brad Pitt. Of course, that whas just a theory, just a speculation – with a nano-microscopic probability.
    Yep, she used normal information about Pitt.
    ***
    Of course, couples can have a happy life without getting babies, too.
    It´s all about the quality of love within the couple.
    About sharing common interests on the one side, and having the freedom for doing things without the partner on the other side.
    It´s about harmony and good communication.
    It´s about changes in life, that the couple must go through TOGETHER – without losing each other. Without some changes, without new experiences, life of everbody can get boring. Life must be like music, that is always able to appear as new melodies. The matrix of awareness has to change within a lifespan in certain time-periods. That´s what keep us alive.
    And in order to change the matrix of awareness, it´s necessary to get new experiences or relative new experiences (of course, not always, not too much of new experiences within a certain time-period. It has to be the right kind of intensity of new experience. It has to be an intesity, that is wanted by both of the parts of the couple). And a couple must go this way together – always connected with a great love, that´s produced by their interactions. This love has to be connected with these new experiences. Then it will be always alive and BIG .
    ***
    Have a nice day and a nice-night dream of Jen, JBA !
    ***

  • Chelshiit CUNTler

    @Chelsea:
    Why brought BP in to this,
    thought this is Jennipoop Anustain thread…
    You and Anustain 3 dogs can’t survive .. breath … or live …
    without bringing the JPs can you..
    BP has said it crystal clear its O-V-E-R !!!!
    Move on Dogs!!! get a live!!!!!!!
    STOP LIVING IN THE PAST …
    Ups that’s the COATTAIL HANGER Jennipoop Anustain after all!!!!!!
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL

  • Joy B Angie

    @Dirk_Reese-Fan:
    You told everything very correct, DRF !
    The key words are: TOGETHER and COMMUNICATION.
    Of course !
    Every day brings new surprises -
    sometimes nice, sometimes not too -
    this material must be discussed
    to realize what is important, and what is dangerous -
    to separate the feelings, suspects, troubles
    and other energy dirt accumulating in our mind.
    There are also basic couple values
    like dreams, long term plans,
    and other important moments making two people a couple.
    This link is not a result of their activity -
    it’s a part of Big Plan for our Planet.
    So they must remember it
    and care to keep this link clean.
    BECAUSE IT MAKES EVERYTHING IMPORTANT OR NOT.
    * * * * *
    I think couple must communicate like children –
    very simply, very serious and with very positive intent.
    Countries governments, or top management
    of successful corporations
    discuss all the changes and possible challenges
    on the regular basis – it’s natural.
    To create a well understandable STRATEGY on every case -
    it’s a question of safety and soul comfort.
    Soul comfort is the most important point:
    it provides health, right decisions, charisma and success.
    * * * * *
    Couple is a common soul with two brains -
    it sounds some funny – like a car engine with 2 computers :)
    So it’s necessary to share the data
    to provide the movement without problems.
    Of course couple is not a car :)
    It’s a spaceship in the Space of Life.
    * * * * *
    Have a nice day, DRF, this theme is endless,
    but I enjoy it.

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    @Joy B Angie:
    Yep, “couple is like a common soul with two brains”. That´s a very good expression, JBA ! Yep, and a clear and simple communication with a very positive intention is the right way to communicate. So right !
    Because misunderstandings are the poison of communication, yep ! They must be avoided.
    I enjoy your philosophies too, JBA !
    Have a nice day and a nice night-dream of Jen, JBA !
    ***

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    JBA, where are you ?
    ***

  • Joy B Angie

    @Dirk_Reese-Fan:
    I’m here, DRF !
    I check this page all the time,
    but there are too much serious things around -
    many points was absolutely unpredictable.
    * * * * *
    There is a real progress for today, thanks God.
    I didn’t post because of busy head
    but there are some pictures on the illustrated sites :)
    * * * * *
    Have a nice day, DRF, I’m here no matter what.

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    @Joy B Angie:
    Nice to hear, that you´re fine, JBA !
    ***
    Have a nice day and a nice night-dream of Jen !
    ***

  • ring- ding _a ling

    If this Dead end indeed have a fan that dream day and night about her Humanggus chin and her extension this thread wouldn’t be a DEAD END!!
    keep talking to yourself dog, but take that ringworm outa your delusional head !!!

  • http://justared Gun

    Poor Bet talking to her aliases, this is beyond funny.
    As a Jennifer zealot, a reminder Brad dumped her in January 2005, maybe even before that, it is 2014, he said she was boring, and he was a donut sitting on the couch smoking pot to escape his ball and chain.
    What happen to Justin, you never mention him, and he is her fiancee, oh no! he flew the coop.
    If he get paid enough, maybe he will fly out to LA and pose for a few pictures, have you seen how happy he is in NYC?
    Poor sucker, two years and he had enough nagging, Brad was stoned out his mind most of the 6.5 years he was in that horrible marriage, both he and Vince got the next woman they dated pregnant to wipe, the stench of the nag out of their minds.
    She is too embarrass to admit she got dumped again, If she pays Justin enough he will marry her, because he is BROKE.
    The man said he would never do episodic TV, but beggers can’t be choosers.
    Aint saying he is a golddigger, just a broke a s s fella.

  • Jen Leno

    Stop pumping that fillers to your Fug Face MANiston, coz all that makeup and blond hair extensions won’t help you from looking like Jay Leno.

  • Jenny McCarthy

    “Stop pumping that fillers” …
    STOP LYING !!!
    Jen looks gorgeous !

  • Jenny Shimizu

    Jenny Lynn Shimizu is more sexual than Angelina Jolie.
    Jenny Shimizu dumped Angie because of ugliness !
    Angelina Jolie is a bony trash.

  • Super Gun

    @Gun:
    Oh,
    “…she was boring…” !!!
    Really ?
    Wait a little and listen what Brad will say after dumping Angie !!!!

  • Ethery

    25 February 2014

    Romans 3.23
    “FOR ALL HAVE SINNED, AND COME SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD.”

    Isaiah 14:3
    “AND IT SHALL COME TO PASS IN THE DAY THAT THE LORD SHALL GIVE THEE REST FROM THY SORROW, AND FROM THY FEAR, AND THE FROM THE HARD BONDAGE WHEREIN THOU WAS MADE TO SERVE.”

    Micah 7:18-19
    “WHO IS A GOD LIKE UNTO THEE, THAT PARDONETH INIQUITY, AND PASSETH BY THE TRANSGRESSION OF THE REMNANT OF HIS HERITAGE? HE RETAINETH NOT HIS ANGER FOR EVER, BECAUSE HE DELIGHTETH IN MERCY.”
    “HE WILL TURN AGAIN, HE WILL HAVE COMPASSION UPON US; HE WILL SUBDUE OUR INIQUITIES, AND THOU WILT CAST ALL THEIR SINS INTO THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA.”

  • Joy B Angie

    Jen has the greatest heart.
    Jen has the greatest eyes.
    Jen has the greatest Soul.

  • 9 years PITTY party

    @Super Gun:
    Wait a little? It’s been 9 years going on 10 .. 6 gorgeous kids later and still oh so in LOVE .. Kelly Osborne anyone? Joan River said WHAT ? What did BP said about the dead end BIG FAT LIAR UGLY MANface barren-cow again?

  • Stella

    I read on New york daily news that Justin and Jennifer have reunited in Los Angeles,Awwwh:)

  • 9 years PITTY party

    From the 15th of Feb to date the JPs threads total post … 3039 POST
    From the 12th of Feb to date the dead end thread total ………39 POST
    no wonder you makes her LEATHERY SHIN CRAWL…
    -

    MANless Jen Leno with all,her glory … the fake HAIR…
    the black heart.., the FAKE BLUE contact
    the black soul and the LYING …I will .. I did… I do my ass..
    what happened with in 5 years she’ll be married again with kids?
    Ups that’s right … All man run for their life’s ..
    VV dump her in Budapest
    JM twice on the side road corner
    Now the FAKE skinny legged baldy midget gone
    Back to Heidi in NY?
    Even Norman commit suicide …
    Who’s the fat fake fugliest TRASH again?

  • 20 years old

    @9 years PITTY party:
    Stil in love ? Are you sure ? What about Lara (Brad’s ASSistant) ?

  • Joy B Angie

    @9 years PITTY party:
    Norman will come to you
    EVERY NIGHT
    to bite your stupid azz
    many-many times.
    Sweet dreams !

  • 21 year old

    @20 years old: that ring worm up yours ass must have spread like a wild fire, the explosions feelings must deluded your tiny PITTY brain JBA.

  • 20 years old

    Tiny a.s.s., pitty brain – what are you talking about ?
    You need help.

  • http://Justjared Gun

    An evening with my Jen, $25.00, shilling bottle water, Katherine Heighl is asking fans to donate money to finish her movie.
    Are you telling me an evening my Jen is only worth 25.00.
    Did the Chinese finally see her movies and with drew the 7 million they were putting up, ouch.

  • MUHU

    @9 years PITTY party: #41
    If Jen Leno 2 Dog stayed here supporting miss Leno, instead of parking their asses obsessing over the JPs with their 9 year PITTY party, using 101 aliases .. I am sure miss Leno threads will reach 3230 post in 2 weeks. MUHU.. MUHU.. MUHUAHAHAHAHAHA MU-HU _HAHAHA.

  • Stu.pitt Robots

    3230 post in 2 week s- it’s a spam maiden by robots.
    STU.PITT ROBOTS

  • http://none blondie

    Well, I guess that the old girl
    has reached rock bottom.

    I heard that dear old dad
    is about to retire from Days of Our Lives,
    or what ever it is called.

    I suspect that Daddy’s little girl
    might join him for fishing and strip joints,
    if they so desire…. IMO.

    Oh, what fun.

  • Dirk_Reese-Fan

    @JBA,
    @Ethery:
    I´ve written some interesting philosophies about sex and love.
    This could be an interesting theme for you. Then check the latest Reese-Witherspoon-Thread, if you wanna´ read it.
    ***
    Have a nice day and a nice night-dream about Jen, JBA !
    Good bless you, Ethery !
    ***

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