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Kristen Stewart: If I Do a Good Scene, I'm Like 'Whoa That's Dope'

Kristen Stewart: If I Do a Good Scene, I'm Like 'Whoa That's Dope'

Kristen Stewart wears a shirt with some holes in the front as she leaves a meeting on Thursday (February 13) in Hollywood.

The 23-year-old actress was spotted driving to her gym in West Hollywood the day before.

In case you missed it, check out Kristen on the cover of Marie Claire‘s March 2014 issue. For her interview, Kristen read a love poem that she wrote.

Before reading the poem, Kristen told the mag, “I don’t want to sound so f–king utterly pretentious … but after I write something, I go, ‘Holy f—, that’s crazy.’ It’s the same thing with acting: If I do a good scene, I’m always like, ‘Whoa, that’s really dope.’”

Click inside to read the full version of the poem!

10+ pictures inside of Kristen Stewart leaving her meeting…

My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

I reared digital moonlight
You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
Thrown down to strafe your foothills
…I’ll suck the bones pretty.
Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
Spray painted everything known to man,
Stream rushed through and all out into
Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
Through our windows boarded up
He hit your flint face and it sparked.

And I bellowed and you parked
We reached Marfa.
One honest day up on this freedom pole
Devils not done digging
He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
And this pining erosion is getting dust in
My eyes
And I’m drunk on your morsels
And so I look down the line
Your every twitch hand drum salute
Salutes mine …

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54 Responses to “Kristen Stewart: If I Do a Good Scene, I'm Like 'Whoa That's Dope'”

  1. 1
    snapcracklepop Says:

    Wow!
    She really does think she is an amazing actress!

  2. 2
    tinamarie Says:

    That’s hats should be outlawed. They are so f@cking hideous and gross. I get that this is her thing but maybe it’s time for a change. It doesn’t have to be huge. Just lose the hat and maybe buy some better t-shirts.

  3. 3
    tinamarie Says:

    So sorry I meant those hats.

  4. 4
    bobby Says:

    Always beautiful Kristen…i hope shes meeting for a new project!
    Dont comments on her article haters or i will slam your idol

  5. 5
    Fercat Says:

    @snapcracklepop:
    She’s 23 and well of. What do you expect?

  6. 6
    lol Says:

    My Heart Is A Wiffle Ball/Freedom Pole

    I reared digital moonlight
    You read its clock, scrawled neon across that black
    Kismetly … ubiquitously crest fallen
    Thrown down to strafe your foothills
    …I’ll suck the bones pretty.
    Your nature perforated the abrasive organ pumps
    Spray painted everything known to man,
    Stream rushed through and all out into
    Something Whilst the crackling stare down sun snuck
    Through our windows boarded up
    He hit your flint face and it sparked.

    And I bellowed and you parked
    We reached Marfa.
    One honest day up on this freedom pole
    Devils not done digging
    He’s speaking in tongues all along the pan handle
    And this pining erosion is getting dust in
    My eyes
    And I’m drunk on your morsels
    And so I look down the line
    Your every twitch hand drum salute
    Salutes mine …

  7. 7
    bobby Says:

    Well Rob’s bimbo your idol’s more dirty than her…robbie’s a junkie, manwh@re and WORST ACTOR!!!

  8. 8
    mini coop Says:

    Rupert’s Freedom pole

  9. 9
    Nina Says:

    She wrote this last year, on her way to Marfa. Guess WHO was in the car with her on that road trip! ALICIA CARGILE! She was still with Rob at the time, but…obviously she couldn’t deny her feelings for Alicia anymore! It’s ok to be gay KStew! Now gtfo of the closet!

  10. 10
    JT Says:

    kismet is a noun

  11. 11
    Sim Says:

    @Fercat: @snapcracklepop: She is a great actress, you think that’s when I write some stupid kemntar you have ever mistake one to give in this time some positive comment is to give someone the pathetic and disgusting comment is rubbish and idiot

  12. 12
    M.s. Says:

    @Fercat: @snapcracklepop: She is a great actress, you think that’s when I write some stupid kemntar you have ever mistake one to give in this time some positive comment is to give someone the pathetic and disgusting comment is rubbish and idiott

  13. 13
    Nina Says:

    PS1: she wrote this for Alicia Cargile! It’s a love poem for her lesbian lover

    PS2: there were pics of KStew and Alicia 2 days ago, from another date night of theirs, they were on wenn (.) com, BUT they mysteriously never surfaced… Isn’t it obvious her team is trying to keep her gayness on a short leash? And it’s sad that Hollywood can’t accept gay people, because society in general still can’t accept them. So all the ‘freedom pole’ talk from KStew is BS really, her team OWNS her..

  14. 14
    Nina Says:

    @M.s.: bahahaha! busted!!

  15. 15
    M.s. Says:

    aye girl on earth if my friend and walk out with her is just gay? aha so then half the girls jaj is gay hater and rob fans are idiots going to heal

  16. 16
    M.s. Says:

    Kristen is a beautiful and a great actress wow hater are waste

  17. 17
    BlackDynamite Says:

    When I see Kristen Stewart do a good scene, I’m always like…

    Hm.

    Well, I guess I’ll find out when that happens.

  18. 18
    M.s. Says:

    @Nina: tipical fans rob, go to rob plate here and not contaminate the air, such a stupid and crazy woman seriously love (irony)

  19. 19
    Scott Says:

    Why does she have a need to be paped so often?

  20. 20
    bobby Says:

    Woww Rob’s groupies still mad…stay presses bimbos hahahahahahahahahaha

  21. 21
    cuckoo Says:

    she has got to be kidding
    lol

  22. 22
    bobby Says:

    @Scott: bec she have a stalker—>>MORON PAPZ

  23. 23
    @bobby Says:

    You are really crazy aren’t you? It must be tough being a fan of somebody and having to spend whole day on internet defending them while insulting everybody else.People don’t like her, deal with it! Go and get a life!

  24. 24
    That Poem Says:

    Embarrassingly Bad

  25. 25
    bobby Says:

    Bye Rob’s groupies… Untill next article AND STAY PRESSED BIMBOS!!!
    Hahahahahahahaha

  26. 26
    bobby Says:

    @@bobby: well idiot why you in this article…people outside twilight fandom dont care anymore about the **** only you and haters always come to her article only to make dirty comments…so get a live moron!!!

  27. 27
    Shame Says:

    When you talk like that, I’m like ‘Whoa! You’re a dope!’

  28. 28
    bobby Says:

    Bye ROB’s bimbos!!!

  29. 29
    go go Says:

    Ick do self important and really……WHY?!

  30. 30
    ifyouknowwhatimeaandiknowyoudo Says:

    This poem is about a traveler and her love of what is seen on her travels. Some of you are way too “homocentric” (Hey Nina!) to realize it.

  31. 31
    abrasive organ pumps Says:

    sand on the strap-on

  32. 32
    Lisa Says:

    Robert Pattinson fans are so funny, they are everywhere, looking for Kristen news. Hahaha, poor things.

  33. 33
    Fercat Says:

    @M.s.:
    My comment was meant for her age group, not her specifically.

  34. 34
    only a dope... Says:

    ..would admire this no-talent
    lol

  35. 35
    Hmmm Says:

    So many jealous cows that she used to fu#k the “almighty” Rob Pattinson. lmao. If she is with this Alicia, can’t say much for Rob, can it?

  36. 36
    @Lisa Says:

    What is funny is your obsession with Robert Pattinson and his fans.This is a gossip site and Kristen is on it almost everys single day,people have the right to comment even if they don’t like her.Get over it!

  37. 37
    @Hmmm Says:

    Actually I’m Rupert Sanders fan and I’m jealous that she used to fu#k the “almighty”director.You know how it is ,whole world is “jealous “of Kristen.LOL

  38. 38
    Cari Says:

    Sorry Kristen, but you are utterly pretentious.

  39. 39
    Cari Says:

    @Hmmm: excuse me, but if she is gay, what does that say about her sleeping with men and pretending to be straight.

  40. 40
    talia Says:

    @Nina: how do you know who was in the car.her friend scout was in marfa too along with her other friends.

  41. 41
    tejus Says:

    She looks fat. Huge boob and that tattoo also looks fake.

  42. 42
    Nightwish Says:

    ! Bodacious

  43. 43
    nathalie Says:

    Pretentious crap! People usually keep their personal poetry for themselves, but she has to show it for everybody to mock her.

  44. 44
    Alex Says:

    I’m not a poetry fan in general, but I think if she wants to publish her writing, more power to her. It’s better than instagramming pics of food or other pointless crap people feel the need to share.

  45. 45
    Joelle Says:

    She does sound pretentious, but I don’t think she’s aware of it. Otherwise would she had written that poem. She just have a high opinion of herself and her talent. Because she works hard at acting she thinks it’s good.

  46. 46
    liz Says:

    I have never seen her be good in any movie. she only has one facial expression that she can do. and her awkwardness shows up everywhere, even when the character isn’t supposed to be awkward. she should’ve picked a different occupation. I think she’d be a lot happier if she was doing something else

  47. 47
    M.s. Says:

    @liz: So if you’ve seen a twilight is seriously ridiculous that Rob fans here have to write such comments and since they themselves complain of krisbians but they do worse, Kristen is a great actress, just write idiot to have one face to look at more film if she had only one term to another does not revolve around movies, going to see that Rob has a full fandom jealous female

  48. 48
    dinz Says:

    @snapcracklepop: I think, you really does think she is an amazing actress, btw she is an amazing actress and great actress for me. if you dont like her, you can just ignore her.

  49. 49
    jolly Says:

    she’s beautiful and down to earth. She’s a great actress, so smart and so nice. For the haters, if you dont like her, you can just simply ignore her article

  50. 50
    mimi Says:

    she’s so tiny and beautiful.

  51. 51
    Alemayehu Tolessa Kefene Says:

    Therefore, I urge you, brothers and sisters, in view of God’s mercy, to offer your bodies as a living sacrifice, holy and pleasing to God—this is your true and proper worship.
    Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.
    For by the grace given me I say to every one of you: Do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you. For just as each of us has one body with many members, and these members do not all have the same function, so in Christ we, though many, form one body, and each member belongs to all the others.

    We have different gifts, according to the grace given to each of us.
    If your gift is prophesying, then prophesy in accordance with your faith;
    if it is serving, then serve;
    if it is teaching, then teach;
    if it is to encourage, then give encouragement;
    if it is giving, then give generously;
    if it is to lead, do it diligently;
    if it is to show mercy, do it cheerfully.

    Love must be sincere.
    Hate what is evil;
    cling to what is good.
    Be devoted to one another in love.
    Honor one another above yourselves.
    Never be lacking in zeal, but keep your spiritual fervor, serving the Lord.
    Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer.
    Share with the Lord’s people who are in need.
    Practice hospitality.

    Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse.
    Rejoice with those who rejoice; mourn with those who mourn.
    Live in harmony with one another.
    Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position.
    Do not be conceited.
    Do not repay anyone evil for evil.
    Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone.
    If it is possible, as far as it depends on you, live at peace with everyone.
    Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God’s wrath, for it is written: “It is mine to avenge; I will repay,” says the Lord.

    On the contrary:
    “If your enemy is hungry, feed him;
    if he is thirsty, give him something to drink.
    In doing this, you will heap burning coals on his head.”
    Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.

    ROMANS 12
    :::::THIS IS THE WORD OF GOD, AMEN ;;;;;;
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  52. 52
    lies Says:

    I think she’s not really good at acting for now (she probably can change dramatically and get an oscar someday, who know?) . But well yeah, i dont think actress is a good choice for her career. She is much more like an artist, a singer or an icon because her character is so strong and she can’t separate it with her movie character. But, i’ll always love her style. swaggg kstew!!

  53. 53
    Bobby Says:

    @bobby:
    Real Bobby: Go on Be off home wit ya!
    Wearwolf: arrrooo?

  54. 54
    snapcracklepop Says:

    @dinz:
    No, I don’t have to ignore her moronic poems or her painfully Narcissistic comments about how dope she thinks her talent is.
    I am allowed to laugh and enjoy her embarrassing herself like most other people over their teen years are.
    The reason I enjoy JJ posts on her is because she CONSTANTLY delivers when it comes to embarrassing herself.
    Most people had no idea who she was until she was caught hooking up in broad daylight with her married (w/ children) Director.
    She’s a true CLASS act :)

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