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Reese Witherspoon Tells Her Mom's Favorite Joke - Watch Now!

Reese Witherspoon Tells Her Mom's Favorite Joke - Watch Now!

Reese Witherspoon flashes a big smile while finishing a short errand at Neiman Marcus on Wednesday afternoon (February 26) in Beverly Hills, Calif.

The 37-year-old actress was spotted earlier in the day wearing her sweats while leaving the gym.

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While making an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon this week, Reese told her mom’s favorite joke.

“Why do southern women make bad prostitutes? Because they have to send too many thank you notes,” Reese said.


Reese Witherspoon Tells Her Mom’s Favorite Joke to Jimmy Fallon

FYI: Reese is wearing a Alternative Apparel sweatshirt and carrying an Elizabeth and James bag and a Lifefactory water bottle at the gym.

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5 Comments

# 1

Jimmy Fallon cannot do a show like this.
I am speechless.

# 2

Sick of seening this women day after day. Shopping or working out. or going to lunch.

# 3

He is not funny at all. And her dress…is too small….

# 4
Time to Move On @ 02/27/2014 at 4:39 pm

The color of the dress was pretty on her but the style was not. It was too tight. Her back fat spilled over the top of the dress. My son said, “Mom, what’s that lump on her back?” and I said, “It’s just fat pushed up and hanging over dear, not a lump.” I notice now it’s hanging over the front somewhat as well.

# 5
Dirk_Reese-Fan @ 02/28/2014 at 12:53 pm

I´m so happy to see her so happy again, yep ! Make my heart happy !
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Sorry, for being late again in the thread before, Reese !
I should go every day into the internet in order to check the latest pics of Reese.
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Best picture: Number 4, yep.
I LOVE YOUR BIG SMILE, REESE !
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“Why do southern women make bad prostitutes? Because they have to send too many thank you notes,”
Now, let me think what´s funny about that joke:
Hmm … ah … hmm …
Obviously it has something to do with the degree of attractivity of southern women, right ?
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NOW MY PHILOSOPHIES ABOUT PROSTITUTION AND SEX:
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Prostitution is something that SHOULD BE prohibited – worldwide. That´s my opinion.
The best reason:
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BECAUSE IT´S A PERVERSION TO SEPARATE SEX FROM LOVE ! Independent of the question, if sex is sold for money or not.
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Sex should be always something that is a part of love – as long as the couple is able to practice it. Anyway, sooner or later, sex disappears by getting older. But love still stays.
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THEREFORE TENDERNESS AND KISSING IS THE CORE OF LOVE !
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In other words: Love has a higher state of complexity and sex is just a fragment of this love. Therefore the separation of sex from love is a perversion. All men that go to prostitutes are nothing than f*cked up pervs, yep ! Shame on all of these men – all over the globe ! And the prostitutes are pervs, too, if they do this job by having the free chance to decide about doing it.
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Any questions about true love ? Yep, Dirk can answer it !
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ALL PEOPLE, WHO SEPARATE SEX FROM LOVE AND PRACTICE SEX WITHOUT LOVE ARE PERVERS, YEP !!!
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Well, now … hmm … Do you know what´s funny about my philosophies about prostitution and sex ? It´s because of my name: Dirk !
Because too many people think about dirt, if they hear the name Dirk. And finally they think about sex and prostitution.
But I´ve written some wise things against sex and prostitution, although my name is Dirk. Well, that´s funny now, isn´t it ?
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I hope yoy enjoy my sense of humor in combination with this deeper wisdom about love, Reese !
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1000-SUNS-POWER-FOREVERRReese´sWisdomAboutLoveIsTheSameLikeThisWisdom, yep !
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Because she´s a wise woman, yep !
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